Apollo’s exes
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Even Demeter is jealous with how many plants he created.
Yeaahhh
persephone as well xD
I hope the person who does the 1 thousandth like feel good
Well it makes sense, plants can't live without the sun.
@@lazarus9165 buddy I think the point is that they would have lived WAY longer if the sun had just minded his own business /j
Apollo: My girlfriends turned into plants
Artemis: that’s rough buddy
Its funny because she killed her (maybe) boyfriend
Hey don't forget his boyfriends
Nice avatar reference
Cyrene
Nah. Her brothers just plant-sexual. It's like flurries but like. Plants.
Honestly justice for Hyacinth. Homie was out here genuinely loving Apollo and some wack ass wind got jealous and murked poor dude.
Yea
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whoopsies (check my name lmaoo)
Rule 1: Avoid Apollo at all cost
Rule 2: Avoid everything its likely Zeus in disguise.
Rule 3: Anything that isn't Apollo is probably Zeus in disguise.
Rule 4: Avoid the sea at all cost
Rule 5: *Befriend the Nyx or just be her pet to avoid all of those, mostly Zeus and Poseidon*
Rule 6: stay beside Hestia because everyone respect her
Rule 7: never see an oracle, you never get a straight answer and even if you take steps to avoid the prophecy somehow you’ll only ensure that it happens anyway
Artemis: I don't do the romance thing.
Orion: Why not?
Artemis, producing this scrapbook: I just don't.
Ai wa omoi
Yea fr
Artemis: I think what you need is a therapist.
Asclepius: (Siiiiigh) I'm coming, I'm coming. What's wrong with dad NOW?
Sadly, there wasn't a god of _mental_ health. Which explains a lot, really.
@@joemerl1145 Well, there is Oizys right?
Asclepius never made it to apollo, though.
Can someone make a book about a guy who becomes the god of mental health and gives all the gods therapy sessions
@@alexandersmith4731 Bruh, she's the goddess of depression. She's the main reason Apollo is sobbing like that
And lets not forget about Bolina, Cyparissus, Acantha.... The list goes on.
Not in front of Apollo, man.
And Cassandra
Koronis
let Apollo forget about all those.
“Some of the girls...”
Hyacinthus was a dude.
and the only sad relationship got with apollo
@@OOIXIQINGMoethere was another because a certain god and Apollo had an argument
I think Hyacinthus was probably the only wholesome memory in that entire book...
excatly
Artemis: I think what you need is a therapist
Me: *That's the understatement of the millennium*
*3 millennium
So it doesn't matter if you reject Apollo (Daphne) or accept him (Hyacinthus), you are gonna turn into vegetation either way.
Would rather not choose the path of Cassandra who first accepted his proposal and then rejected him. Unsurprisingly, she had the worst fate out of all of Apollo's exes and didn't even turn into some cool flower or tree for us to remember.
Given the chance, we can ALL turn into vegetation.
Sounds like a better deal than anything else rn
I mean plants can't suffer
Cassandra had to life her life and deal with magically compelled misogyny
Wait what happened to her again? I kinda forgot
@@sashanadeen think it's the one with the foresight powers, but Apollo Made it so that no one believes her
*Apollo:* No, see, it's symbolic. I'm the sun god, so I nurture plants. Or something.
*Artemis:* Hmm, I guess that sort of-why did you just turn into a tortoise?!
*Apollo:* (backs away from Dryope) No reason.
apollo: to put it simply, basically every woman i loved was turned into a plant.
Artemis:if you nurture plants why did did ones that didn't want to be with you turn into plants
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Apollo: You see, I don't take no for a answer.
@@minithegameguy4674 and some men
"The one that got away". Giving off some major Zeus vibes there Apollo
Like father like son
@@thomassquire4906 at least Zues gets the girl
@@Randumbasian147 I think we got two different definitions on "get".
@@wahhadallah7496 ^^ yeeaaahhhh I'm sure if the spirits of all those women Zeus has been with were here they'd find that subject somewhat... touchy lol
Zeus: what? Me never! I would never let them get away!
>"Girls I was with over the years"
>"Hyacinthus"
Uhh, I don't think, y'know what, nevermind.
Orion, Artemis' platonic husband: why does your brother fall in love with plants?
Artemis: I really don't want to talk about it
Hey! I don't make your dogs kill you?
Lmfao I thought “they deffo need like family therapy” then I realized it would be the same as relationship therapy lmao. Imagine a video where hera and zeus go to a therapy session for couples and come back a few minutes later for family therapy. Lmao the therapist would just be so confused
Zues would get sued too
They'd be horrified, you mean.
And probably dead, very shortly, because they'd be obligated to report the child abuse
This is why when I saw a guy in gold armor kissing a tree I called him Apollo when I was younger
What?
Yeah what the last guy said
"I think what you need is a therapist." GEE, YOU DON'T SAY ARTEMIS!
JUST HIM?! IS THERE ANYBODY IN THAT FAMILY THAT IS NOT MESSED UP?!
@@soedragons3582 there's Hades, he loves his wife - who remember her own dad rapped her - he just is calm. He's only lost his temper against two guys who tried to kidnap his wife.
@@soedragons3582 Hestia is bestia!🤣🤣
Children: Learning can never be fun.
The Mythology Guy: I think what you need is a therapist.
Feel bad for hyacinth, his love wasn’t one sided
Fun Fact : Helios is the original god of the sun but then the cult of apollo became too popular and the cult of Helios got rekt
Isn’t Helios technically a Titan though, not a god? Correct me if I’m wrong
@@purplerose5424 titans are just gods as olympians. Zeus and his crew just changed their surname because they didn't want to associated with family.
Best explanation of this I’ve ever heard
Nope. Both were worshipped, but in different cities. Helios was never forgotten in his island of Rhodes for example, neither in Corinth.
@@purplerose5424gods and titans are the same thing.
No wonder why Artemis is a virgin goddess...
*P.D:* And to think that, if it weren't for Hades, we would have a flower called Persephone.
Noooo, that would have been an entirely different myth!
You know that Apollo is actually never mentioned in the myth about the kidnapping of Dread Persephone, Queen of the Underworld? Helios is mentioned though, he told Demeter what happened to her daughter and sold Hades as if Persephone just won the freaking lottery; but hey, when it comes to husbands in that family she actually did win the lottery
@@soedragons3582 Well, is said that Apollo was one of those who asked about her hand in marriage, just like with Hermes, Ares and Hephaestus:
"Persephoneia; though she was hidden when all that dwelt in Olympos were bewitched by this one girl, rivals in love for the marriageable maid, and offered their dowers for an unsmirched bridal. Hermes had not yet gone to the bed of Peitho, and he offered his rod as gift to adorn her chamber. Apollon produced his melodious harp as a marriage-gift." - Nonnus, Dionysiaca 5. 562 - 6. 168 (trans. Rouse) (Greek epic C5th A.D.)
@@soedragons3582 Yeah; she only had to murder 1 infidel, which is an outstanding deal
Hades exes are also flowers and plants 🤣
Apollo: IN ANOTHER LIFE I WILL BE YOUR_
Artemis: HEY YOU SAUVE RANDO SAVE YOUR TEARS AND QUIT THE WHINING that's why i am the mature one here
I can’t help but notice that Apollo isn’t even reminiscing over the men he's loved.
Must be too painful.
Hyacinthus was a Man
@@thegeekinpink6135 Ah, my bad. I can never keep all of these names straight.
@@thegeekinpink6135 Im baffled though by the use of "ex girlfriends" in the video and then explicitly mentioning a man but phrasing it very carefully to avoid mentioning gender...
@@ejewart1450 yeah that is weird
@@ejewart1450 He's erasing the gays.
"Oh please, there isn't a shrink qualified for that hot mess!" - TFS Cell, about Vegeta.
Pretty redundant thing to say if you live in a Greek myth, Artemis.
Zeus: You gotta bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Why do imagine Zeus has a similar book,but it's how he turned into animals to sleep around.
Just finished Lore Olympus. The Daphne cuts me deep. Up yours Apollo
Great content
Artemis dragging both Zeus and Apollo to therapy
Hades: You all need a Therapist
Said the workaholic
@@soedragons3582 Hades: Did you all forgot why I'm like this? Because if you did I can gladly remind you all
"That one that got away"... only thing I have left of her is literally a piece of her, which I wear on my head
I'm in the middle of The Trials of Apollo, so this hits different X'D
lets not forget Apollo ALSO went after Men
Yeah Hyacinthus was a guy
@@MathewShming oh yeah i forgot that was his name
"if it turn into a plant, is Apolo"
Me, 2020
Also Hades
When you love someone but they don't love you to the point that they'd rather die than be with you.
*_MEGA OOF._*
This man needs some chocolate and a hug.
Maybe Apollo is why Artemis has no interest in men.
Look at all that photosynthesis
I guess love is blooming with Apollo
Meanwhile, him reminiscing over the men he dated: *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE*
The poor people out there who have no idea what this means compared to me who has read all the trials of Apollo and is into Greek mythology 😎
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That whole family needs a therapist. Except you Hades you're cool.
Apollo: all the *looks at camera* GIRLS i was with
Apollo: The original tree hugger
I feel like Apollo would have a weird garden of all his exes and nobody would understand why
To be fair I think Hyacinthus was into it in the myth. He just died anyways and got turned into a flower
Surprised he isn't a God of botany with how many plants were made of his love interests
Don’t forget about castalia, Cassandra, Acantha, and all the ones who flit themselves off cliffs! Including but not limited to: Bolina, Ocroe, Leucates, etc.
rip Hyacinthus
I think every Greek god could use a therapist to be fair
It’s funny how Artemis is sexist against boys but still loves her brother.
Hades remembering Minte: Me too, kid. Me too.
I swear if I have to listen to Apollo talk about his exes one more time I will get a headache or kill everyone in the room
Apollo isn’t just the god of the sun he’s also the god of mental health
Let that sink in everybody
"I think you need a therapist."
And possibly a restraining order.
I started learning more about them now and my favourite lover is hyacinthus
Same, my favorite greek myth
Me being percy jackson obbsessed:
"I KNOW 2 OF THEM!!!"
''I think what you need it a therapist'' 😂 so true, you go girl he does need one
Hyacinthus was actually very loving to Apollo, but he was so hot even the West wind wanted him. Zephyrus got jealous and directed a discus throw from Apollo right into his face… at least according to Trials of Apollo. This is where I get most of my Greek info
Zephyr subscribed to the "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU *NO ONE CAN!* NO HAPPINESS FOR APOLLO"
THE TOA IS SO REALL 😭✋
Apollo is a bee confirmed
So this was one of the things you needed to do after the stream, ohhhhh
Hyacinthus was a guy 💀
Hyacinthus was a guy.
Daphne, the one that got away.
To be fair Aphrodite was partially responsible for what happened to daphne.
“the one that got away” 😭😭
Well, he does shine on EVERYTHING.
I love your hairstyle
"See, girls? THIS is why I started the *Badass Bitches Go Hunting* club!" -Artemis, probably
Are you sure he is the god of arts and sun?
To me it looks like he is the god of failure in love and he's special ability is to mess up things in a way or another , his lovers dies and then he turns them in his own little flowers
Between Daphne was my favourite one as well since she gave Apollo a slap to reality, unfortunately for her, he still chased her until she decided to end her own life by becoming a tree
And even after that he still is annoying and doesn't let her enjoy her life as a plant
A lot of people are talking about the god of therapy....I wish we had a god of marriage therapy that could spill the tea about Zeus and Hera, and Hephaestus and Aphrodite.
Apollo: some of the girls i was with
Also Apollo glancing over the male not being a woman just like historians about "buddies"
Apollo- poor Cassie, she had such potential…
Artemis- I’m gonna go.
And now to hop over to Lore Olympus to see if the next episode after Apollo runs into Daphne is up yet...
Apollo the sun god having relationships with flowers makes to much sense.
The one that got away is crazy 😭😭
They all need therapy because of Zeus but they'll be the reason a therapist's suicide rate is an all new high.
As dark as this sounds I can't stop picturing him with a greenhouse full of his former lovers
Everyone in the Greek Pantheon needs a Therapist even Artemis while both Zeus and Poseidon needs to be sent to Tartarus
Appolo, go hunting with Artemis. Clear your head.
Its just the plant encyclopedia!
I think literally every god needs a therapists. You can do a “Gang gets analyzed” style episode of every greek god going to therapy.
Poor Apollo has never had much luck in the love department, um Apollo if you ever want we can open a 🍷 bottle
Technically Hyacinthus would’ve worked out in the stupid west wind god wasn’t jealous 😭
What he needs is a gardener.
Hyacinths at least was a mutual love. Unfortunately Zephyr was hella jelly
*sobbing in Trials of Apollo*
All of the gods need therapists
Imagine he closes the book and it’s just a botanical encyclopedia
Hyacinthus wasn't your fault, Apollo! It was the jealous spirit of the west wind!
He's the God of the west wind actually
@@1899ForLife is he? My bad.
@@drunkle_death2677 Ayo, it's cool it happens, srry if I came off as rude
@@1899ForLife nah, you're good, I actually appreciate you for correcting me on that, so thanks!
yep they’re all just plants
I thought there was going to be a "Thank you, Next"
After reading Lore Olympus... seeing daphne become a tree made me sad...
This the reason why hestia , Artemis, Athena and Astraea are virgin goddesses
“I think what you need is a therapist”
I’d recommend Frank Therapy
Let’s be honest, they all need a therapist.
Artemis: Why do you have a thing with plants?
Apollo: they were originally people who were tragically turned into plants
Artemis: Are you sure these stories aren’t just cover ups for your weird plant fetish
Damn straight the gods need therapists and some moral explanation in the meantime
No wonder Apollo is a bad boyfriend he didn’t even remember hyacinthus’s gender lol
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I think of all the gods Artemis would be first to to know about apallos ex's cause they're some of the few siblings in Greek myth that get along