Theo Von & Khalyla Hash Out Unspoken Attraction

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2021
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    Excerpt from Khalyla | TPW w/ ‪@TheoVon‬ 336
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  • @TheoVonClips
    @TheoVonClips  3 роки тому +146

    bit.ly/theovonclips

    • @niiclark6452
      @niiclark6452 3 роки тому +1

      BUY "UMA" CRYPTOCURRENCY 🚀🚀🚀

    • @Johnny_Love_Tree
      @Johnny_Love_Tree 3 роки тому +2

      Buy Dogecoin its cryptocurrency.
      I know you're in love with her and whit on you hard by saying your family that's what they do.

    • @PaulspicerMisfit
      @PaulspicerMisfit 3 роки тому +4

      You are a creep.

    • @mattgarcia9518
      @mattgarcia9518 3 роки тому

      😆 Nick deletes all the comments asap

    • @cokedpoet8089
      @cokedpoet8089 3 роки тому

      Bobby should stop being so selfish and just share...

  • @hettel_visual
    @hettel_visual 3 роки тому +7737

    Just because of this clip, Bobby will make sure he lives to 120 years

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 3 роки тому +34

      Ah LOL. AI Bobby will always watch over her.

    • @aaronmartin9667
      @aaronmartin9667 3 роки тому +16

      Oh so it looks like theo only has to wait two years

    • @my_other_side473
      @my_other_side473 3 роки тому +16

      Legends says that Bobby is always sleeping cause he's saving up his life force to live for 120yrs

    • @tommyoshady
      @tommyoshady 3 роки тому +10

      By the time Bobby is 120 years old he will look like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda's love child.

    • @thedarksideoftheforce6658
      @thedarksideoftheforce6658 2 роки тому

      Luke I am your father! Wait Lord Vadar get in here now and say the dam line. DO IT!

  • @justinstafford4943
    @justinstafford4943 3 роки тому +6634

    I love how Theo can talk about something so uncomfortable and act so normal.

    • @MrSomarw
      @MrSomarw 3 роки тому +243

      Bc thats how it really is, reality is reality and people who get uncomfy when confronted with a reality are just not there yet.

    • @Gausdave213
      @Gausdave213 3 роки тому +11

      @@MrSomarw couldn't have said it better

    • @NOOBNOOB007
      @NOOBNOOB007 3 роки тому +51

      @@MrSomarw sorry my xanax has a 5 second half life

    • @MrSomarw
      @MrSomarw 3 роки тому +9

      @@NOOBNOOB007 i understood what you meant

    • @MOTM1234
      @MOTM1234 3 роки тому +12

      That’s the Dark Arts for yah

  • @xxlegitfailxx
    @xxlegitfailxx 2 роки тому +511

    i love theo immediately gasslighting her lmao 'what the hell is this a proposal???'

    • @savedfaves
      @savedfaves Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio Рік тому +18

      That's not what gaslighting is lol

    • @luvbeefy
      @luvbeefy Рік тому +12

      @@TheSCPStudio its gaslighting bc she put into words what he just implied and he acting all shocked like where did this come from when it was him that brought it up in the first place

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 Рік тому +4

      @@luvbeefyExcellent breakdown, You are exactly right

    • @christellec5448
      @christellec5448 Рік тому

      @@TheSCPStudio yes it is

  • @Koxocw
    @Koxocw 2 роки тому +1260

    Theo is secretly the guy that was messaging on his own videos like “yeah they’ve definitely got chemistry” and now he’s just played his shot but fumbled

  • @keimcg5444
    @keimcg5444 3 роки тому +3011

    Theo just playing 4D chess to get Bobby to be more healthy lol

    • @jacked_asian
      @jacked_asian 2 роки тому +67

      lol never thought of that

    • @iisadragonborn7128
      @iisadragonborn7128 2 роки тому +56

      People don't understand elaborate 4d chess moves

    • @aleksandarpolak
      @aleksandarpolak 2 роки тому +13

      @@iisadragonborn7128 such a good answer. So 4D chess

    • @nickkerr5714
      @nickkerr5714 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, everytime I bone one of my friends gfs i just tell them if she'd bone me she'd bone some othe guy too, but he wouldn't tell you

    • @nicky9026
      @nicky9026 2 роки тому +3

      Best comment

  • @nicosuave1200
    @nicosuave1200 3 роки тому +5421

    Fellas we gather here today for Theo Von for he has not been friend zoned...but family zoned.
    He shall be in our thoughts and prayers. Gang shit.

  • @andyrevo1927
    @andyrevo1927 2 роки тому +1140

    The fact that he invited her to come. . . .alone to the podcast is such a power move. I see you Rat King.

    • @skippingrhyme4386
      @skippingrhyme4386 2 роки тому +50

      Lol theo couldn't make a power move if he looked like the rock lol also what kind of "Friend" would do this shit??

    • @kenclarke5966
      @kenclarke5966 2 роки тому +40

      Yeah I hate this shit

    • @rayrod0965
      @rayrod0965 2 роки тому +47

      Brendan would be crucified for doing the same but Theo gets a pass. TF outta here..

    • @vincent2053
      @vincent2053 2 роки тому +4

      Bro it’s such a power move gang gang bruh ong

    • @jarodphillips1738
      @jarodphillips1738 Рік тому +14

      If you are a healthy human being then no conversation is off the table. You can feel comfortable to have any conversation with anyone.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 3 роки тому +2804

    Theo's acting thirstier than a man lost in the desert.

  • @Al-ou3so
    @Al-ou3so 3 роки тому +4775

    Tom Segura is happy Theo’s finally moved on from his wife

    • @KylerAuston
      @KylerAuston 3 роки тому +22

      oof

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 3 роки тому +91

      they orchestrated that shit for content, only dumb ones believed it was real 😅

    • @turdrhinofiend
      @turdrhinofiend 3 роки тому +70

      she hasn't moved on from Theo though.

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 3 роки тому +58

      @Alistair Ewan Gibson you probably believe the stories that joey diaz comes up with too 😅

    • @Gallowglass7
      @Gallowglass7 3 роки тому +49

      Theo is a weasle man lol. I like him and he's funny but he is a snake

  • @nickjonesb22
    @nickjonesb22 Рік тому +16

    Damn Khalyah is so well spoken even under pressure it's wild

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey Рік тому +12

    Theo is that step-brother always lurking around the laundry room

  • @theovon7823
    @theovon7823 3 роки тому +940

    “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar 3 роки тому +5705

    K- "I like you Theo.....I like you like a brother." Theo-"Well I am from the South." haha. *making up my own dream dialog. ;)

    • @ryanedwards4512
      @ryanedwards4512 3 роки тому +36

      Pretty funny dialogue 😁

    • @MentosProductions
      @MentosProductions 3 роки тому +84

      Lmao teach Theo how to do pinch harmonics, he’ll be irresistible

    • @RahulSharma0610
      @RahulSharma0610 3 роки тому +32

      I thought he really said that. I played video several time to hear it. 😂😂😂

    • @austenguitar6733
      @austenguitar6733 3 роки тому +19

      Bro you’re everywhere

    • @blah3588
      @blah3588 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @swapmeetlus4096
    @swapmeetlus4096 Рік тому +12

    Theo says “I’m not trying to say anything” knowing exactly what he’s saying but wants the other person to say it for him lol

  • @betsybabf748
    @betsybabf748 2 роки тому +326

    I'm widowed. It was shocking how many of my husband's lifelong friends suddenly showed up and thought hitting on me was appropriate. It's not just me because I've heard so many widows have the same experience. My ghost husband still is better than ll of them put together. To ask before the husband even dies? What is wrong with you?

    • @udi94
      @udi94 2 роки тому +39

      Those friends of your husbands were probably trying to hit on you before that , when they got the crack in the armor they just push right in.

    • @davissmith3542
      @davissmith3542 2 роки тому +41

      He’s most definitely joking.

    • @sethantoniorodriguez9190
      @sethantoniorodriguez9190 Рік тому +32

      I feel you but Theo is clearly joking here

    • @ericwango
      @ericwango Рік тому +12

      You make friends who are similar to you, that’s all I’m saying

    • @NoFapKing
      @NoFapKing Рік тому

      Let me hit Betsy

  • @digimeth1216
    @digimeth1216 Рік тому +30

    I thought the friend zone was bad, but family zone takes it to a whole new level lol. Condolences to Theo.

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr Рік тому

      Hey man, maybe she's into incest

  • @TheJCinator
    @TheJCinator 3 роки тому +3683

    Theo is so out of line and it’s so funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @leopoldstotch7711
      @leopoldstotch7711 3 роки тому +177

      I don't know if ghost bobby could hold you down, is what I'm saying, I don't know. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickybecklund2488
      @rickybecklund2488 3 роки тому +21

      @@leopoldstotch7711 theos on another level with his genious

    • @sorryimsosad
      @sorryimsosad 3 роки тому +11

      @Russell Wallace Warren not everyone who likes someone wants to follow them politically. Calm your shit.

    • @Gen7486
      @Gen7486 3 роки тому +7

      You must find it hilarious when your girlfriends cheat on you then 🙄

    • @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
      @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 3 роки тому +4

      but not in a bad way

  • @sorenpeterson3826
    @sorenpeterson3826 2 роки тому +1490

    I’d pay top dollar to see Bobby’s initial reaction to this

    • @jtsvisuals3423
      @jtsvisuals3423 2 роки тому +52

      @RealSweetKid idk about him but i definitely would

    • @andyrevo1927
      @andyrevo1927 2 роки тому +39

      Just picture that moment when Theo told Bobby "I was asking the woman" that's your reaction lol

    • @BboyCorrosive
      @BboyCorrosive 2 роки тому +5

      I imagine he'd be pretty embaRICEd

    • @galept
      @galept 2 роки тому +5

      Look up the clip between Theo and Bobby where they talk about "deficiencies". That would be Bobby's reaction.

    • @faceplant4378
      @faceplant4378 2 роки тому +1

      @@andyrevo1927 or whenever Theo asked Bobby if he feels Asian when he wakes up in the morning.

  • @lynn1497
    @lynn1497 Рік тому +9

    “I don’t know if ghost Bobby could hold you down” LMAO

  • @haywadsharif5294
    @haywadsharif5294 2 роки тому +75

    Considering Theo and Bobby are friends known for talking shit to each other as comics do, so Theo asking his gf about his soon to be untimely death is fucking hilarious

  • @haleyking8090
    @haleyking8090 3 роки тому +637

    This gives me The Other Guys vibes, where Mark Wahlberg's character keeps asking Eva Mendes why she is with Will Ferrell

  • @Oscubasteve
    @Oscubasteve 3 роки тому +1042

    Theo showin us the "friend zoned" look.

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 роки тому +15

      Unfortunately he does emit fz vibes. Poor lil fella.

    • @brotoswaggins6238
      @brotoswaggins6238 3 роки тому +22

      Theo showing us his "bad friend " look

    • @chrisbaltazar7164
      @chrisbaltazar7164 3 роки тому

      It’s the Fam Zone. But seeing Theos background it might play in his favor 😉

    • @christopherfletcher5384
      @christopherfletcher5384 2 роки тому

      He got hit on the intersection of friend and zone.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 роки тому

      Yeah, he dropped that “Mm-kay” just a hair’s breadth too early, didn’t he?

  • @Gardensandgrills412
    @Gardensandgrills412 2 роки тому +5

    “If something ever happened to him, and not in a bad way, and so it’s out of love…” 😆

  • @darius5464
    @darius5464 2 роки тому +10

    Theo is just disrespectful as hell and I'm here for it 😭💀

  • @lvndo2094
    @lvndo2094 3 роки тому +1295

    Damn she basically said “Bobby has friends I’d let smash but not you” 😂

    • @YaboyElowsCards
      @YaboyElowsCards 2 роки тому +71

      Brendan schaub she would let smash 🤣

    • @GgCashh451
      @GgCashh451 2 роки тому +19

      @@YaboyElowsCards bingo

    • @lightinferno4490
      @lightinferno4490 2 роки тому +6

      Oof lol

    • @hypersphereengineering6015
      @hypersphereengineering6015 2 роки тому +208

      Yeah but women never say what they're actually thinking. She probably would smash Theo, she's just not going to admit it on a UA-cam podcast

    • @krunchy8118
      @krunchy8118 2 роки тому +17

      @@hypersphereengineering6015 good call

  • @saneman7177
    @saneman7177 3 роки тому +789

    From what I see the subtext of this convo is:
    Theo: I don’t think I could steal you from a hot guy but I think I could steal you from Bobby.
    Khalyla: A hot guy could steal me from Bobby... I don’t think you’re hot.

    • @raymukhtar6806
      @raymukhtar6806 2 роки тому +28

      Naiiiiiiled ittttt 😜

    • @mika274
      @mika274 2 роки тому +22

      Brutal

    • @nefeskar
      @nefeskar 2 роки тому +11

      Thank you so much, believe it or not I really really didn't get this clip for some reason and was like "I wonder if somebody could explain it to me."

    • @kozhikkaalan
      @kozhikkaalan 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rhesreeves5339
      @rhesreeves5339 2 роки тому +5

      Well boom goes the dynamite!

  • @DeluviumOfficial
    @DeluviumOfficial 2 роки тому +217

    People underestimate Khalyla’s humor.. I think she’s picking up what Theo is doing and is playing along. She is acting like she’s being totally honest but was really just trying to get the exact reaction out of Theo that she got

    • @freakishyj
      @freakishyj 2 роки тому +26

      Agree. She is pretty smart reading the room, and pretty witty herself as well

    • @fredrikandersson3885
      @fredrikandersson3885 2 роки тому +18

      Word! He couldn’t admit what he was trying to ask her so she figured it out by talking herself and see his reaction. Theo seems so slimy tbh, not a true bro.

    • @PearsAreOkay
      @PearsAreOkay 2 роки тому +7

      You think that comedians aren't also actors? Any kind of good comedy is just spontaneous and happens randomly? I guarantee 100% that all three of them talked about how T and K could spin up some kind of weird love interest for more viewership. People are eating that ish up

    • @Blue_collar_fitness
      @Blue_collar_fitness Рік тому +2

      It’s a podcast and Theo feels like family

    • @fardrives
      @fardrives Рік тому +5

      Khalyla, this your burner account? Lol

  • @holdencommodorehsv
    @holdencommodorehsv 2 роки тому +8

    Bobby trained her well on how to hold the power in an interview.

  • @IvanTheUnholy
    @IvanTheUnholy 3 роки тому +4005

    This really REALLY tested the limits of my cringe tolerance.

    • @stickvortex
      @stickvortex 3 роки тому +227

      I thought it was pretty hilarious actually lmao

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 3 роки тому +280

      You haven't seen much cringe then this wasn't cringe it was more like a really awkward social interaction where both people aren't telling the truth and kind of beating around the bush about it. Definitely not a conversation to have during a podcast lol

    • @hypnotoad311
      @hypnotoad311 3 роки тому +88

      It’s literally a joke

    • @churchether
      @churchether 3 роки тому +38

      I felt it .. "do you feel like there is any attraction at all ...?!" Oof

    • @hypnotoad311
      @hypnotoad311 3 роки тому +76

      @@churchether You clearly have not watched Theos comedy or Tigerbelly much. Your comment is infinitely more cringe than this

  • @Eddiefresh
    @Eddiefresh 3 роки тому +1009

    I love how Theo has the right thing to say when things are super uncomfortable. That is a true skill

    • @SuperBigboi18
      @SuperBigboi18 3 роки тому +2

      Time mark ?

    • @user-bf5vi6yg8n
      @user-bf5vi6yg8n 3 роки тому +99

      @@SuperBigboi18 0:00

    • @SuperBigboi18
      @SuperBigboi18 3 роки тому +19

      @@user-bf5vi6yg8n 😂😂😂

    • @519MaLoNeY
      @519MaLoNeY 3 роки тому +17

      Man I was watching this and I had to turn it off he was butchering the situation so badly 😂 obv I came back but damn...I had to give this one some air for a few hours I was so embarrassed for him. Flashbacks from 90s high school trying to talk to the hot girls.

    • @underthegun5799
      @underthegun5799 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah yeah yeah genius!

  • @johncasiano3368
    @johncasiano3368 2 роки тому +83

    There’s boundaries when you’re around your friends wife and that’s called respect and with a friend like you you don’t need enemies

  • @marisolsoto4993
    @marisolsoto4993 2 місяці тому +1

    I absolutely love their/Theo’s pureness.

  • @nickmason2345
    @nickmason2345 3 роки тому +914

    Bobby will never let this happen again 😂

    • @charlesprice5.0
      @charlesprice5.0 3 роки тому +77

      They for sure had a argument later😂

    • @Scrotumlips
      @Scrotumlips 3 роки тому +15

      Stahp that man was sitting in the corner crying the whole time lol

    • @ugabuga1361
      @ugabuga1361 3 роки тому +35

      Bobby doesn’t care. He let his own kids be killed by this girl. She’s a demon form the underworld. Oh wait the dr said it was cool. That means it’s all good

    • @nickmason2345
      @nickmason2345 3 роки тому +4

      @@ugabuga1361 ummm lol it was a joke bro.

    • @BobbyBundlez
      @BobbyBundlez 3 роки тому +6

      @@ugabuga1361 wat.

  • @paulflores8944
    @paulflores8944 3 роки тому +286

    Let’s keep it a buck. There was some disrespect going on. But I respect the woman for actually stepping up for her man

    • @Person22333
      @Person22333 2 роки тому +10

      For sure. Most men can't find a woman that would ride for them like this

    • @Cho11y10
      @Cho11y10 2 роки тому +4

      At least on live podcast 😅

    • @zera2314
      @zera2314 2 роки тому +6

      Disrespect? He's joking.

    • @paulflores8944
      @paulflores8944 2 роки тому +28

      @@zera2314 Na fam. You won’t get it

    • @paulflores8944
      @paulflores8944 2 роки тому

      @@6lake. time stamp?

  • @defyent
    @defyent 2 роки тому +14

    I love how he says "Not in a bad way", while talking about the guy dying a horrible death. lol

  • @kahopukehau
    @kahopukehau 3 роки тому +89

    “He drives and plays games he put himself in dangerous ways” that’s like some next level passive aggressive sarcasm what in the actual fuck 🤣

  • @modesttriangle1022
    @modesttriangle1022 3 роки тому +2424

    Rest in Peace Theo. That's what happens when you actively pursue your friend's girlfriend lmao

    • @ugabuga1361
      @ugabuga1361 3 роки тому +21

      I wouldn’t be scared. They can only kill a couple defenseless babies. Anything older and these losers have met their match

    • @JonathanGonzalez-jz4td
      @JonathanGonzalez-jz4td 3 роки тому +30

      Damn that’s hate tbh , but maybe they are all that comfortable with one another and it’s all jokes

    • @requestcontainsinvalidargu185
      @requestcontainsinvalidargu185 2 роки тому +60

      Maybe she is a trainyard.

    • @crystalm2460
      @crystalm2460 2 роки тому +18

      @@ugabuga1361 what? Who killed a baby??

    • @fokyewtoob8835
      @fokyewtoob8835 2 роки тому +18

      @@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 that’s what I’m saying I’m trynna hop on the train too choo choo

  • @theliftexpert
    @theliftexpert 2 роки тому +3

    Friend zone training video was extremely accurate and entertaining .

  • @Jxtbeats
    @Jxtbeats 2 роки тому +5

    “I don’t know if ghost Bobby could hold you down” lmao Theo just different

    • @vega21
      @vega21 2 роки тому

      That line was said so matter of fact 🤣

  • @Rebellen007
    @Rebellen007 3 роки тому +68

    Theo was so disappointed he didn't know where to look. 😂😂

  • @cgh111
    @cgh111 3 роки тому +1156

    theo couldn't help but look excited when khalyla suggested he was her sidepiece

    • @davidhoxley9818
      @davidhoxley9818 3 роки тому +105

      he looked stoked didnt he lol

    • @seanjohnson6566
      @seanjohnson6566 3 роки тому +60

      I'd be stoked too shes a beautiful chick

    • @justincase1853
      @justincase1853 3 роки тому +5

      For sure lmao and she made me wonder what's actually going on, when she said "did we talk about it ?"

    • @Tristan-nb6ld
      @Tristan-nb6ld 3 роки тому +33

      Lmao he closed his eyes and rolled his tounge around

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 3 роки тому +3

      @@dantethepunk6932 You need to get out more.

  • @kutark
    @kutark 2 роки тому +17

    Well this didn't age well

  • @satchariley
    @satchariley 2 роки тому +3

    Theo "I dont think Bobby's ghost could hold you down!" 🤣 fact is Bobby has done very well for himself & theo knows it !!!

  • @KainoaBlackeagle
    @KainoaBlackeagle 2 роки тому +487

    Khalyla is hashing out her thoughts and Theo comes in with, "What is barrage, that's French isn't it?"

    • @Person22333
      @Person22333 2 роки тому +33

      It lightened the dramatic tension rather well

    • @Chris-vr8cd
      @Chris-vr8cd 2 роки тому +10

      Fucking genius, I'm using this for now on lol

    • @ritenour12
      @ritenour12 2 роки тому +6

      He’s nervously trying to avoid the subject

    • @katyisgone
      @katyisgone Рік тому

      @@Chris-vr8cd you’ll be waiting a long time for someone to use barrage in a sentence 😂

    • @MikeAIright
      @MikeAIright Рік тому

      hes dyslexic he thinks laterally

  • @marcoapinedajr
    @marcoapinedajr 2 роки тому +63

    Theo calling dibs on Khalyla after Bobby’s premature future passing…..not weird at all

  • @Tyronshoelaces
    @Tyronshoelaces 2 роки тому +3

    Damn, Theo just got shot down as a backup

  • @RK_peace
    @RK_peace 2 роки тому +26

    It’s possible to be attracted to other people without needing to always act on it, it’s called, maturity.

    • @antidream7077
      @antidream7077 2 роки тому +1

      No that’s lust, that’s what lgbtq+ has decided is love.

    • @RK_peace
      @RK_peace 2 роки тому +1

      @@antidream7077 You saying it's not possible to love someone and be attracted to others? You understand 'attraction' does not mean love, right? And attraction does not mean we have to act on that attraction?

    • @extremerealming4975
      @extremerealming4975 Рік тому

      Bingo

  • @lukelmaooooo
    @lukelmaooooo 3 роки тому +110

    this podcast needed a 3rd person to dissipate the tension

    • @android584
      @android584 3 роки тому

      Wasn't there a cameraman present?

    • @lukelmaooooo
      @lukelmaooooo 3 роки тому

      @Pip Boy 3000 it's not entertaining tho it's cringe

  • @odie10000
    @odie10000 3 роки тому +193

    That was the best thing she could have said in response. Theo has stepped over the line a couple times with bobby imo. Family zoned.

    • @Iceman_HSV
      @Iceman_HSV 2 роки тому +9

      But he's from the south *queue music*

    • @Sanguivore
      @Sanguivore 2 роки тому +12

      @@Iceman_HSV As a fellow Southerner, I can tell you the family zone's a good place to be at. ;)

    • @Phlayr
      @Phlayr 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sanguivore sweeet hoomee Alabama 🎵🎶

    • @zacfromArkansas
      @zacfromArkansas 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sanguivore lol

    • @dickmonkey-king1271
      @dickmonkey-king1271 Рік тому

      @@Sanguivore I'm British, and so I'm really quite sophisticated, and perhaps because of that I tend to need weird stuff that I don't relate to clarifying...
      Are you saying you have sex with your family members?

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Рік тому +2

    I feel like this is Theo’s way of trying to let Bobby know he is sleeping with the enemy.

  • @amoryunidad
    @amoryunidad Рік тому +1

    I honestly see there's a vibe between these two.

  • @thatdude4542
    @thatdude4542 2 роки тому +42

    Theo is always trying to eat someone else's lunch

  • @ericcastillo3785
    @ericcastillo3785 3 роки тому +589

    I didn't know whether to laugh or to be sad at times for Theo during this podcast. Beware of the Dark Arts Fam.

    • @TaraHower
      @TaraHower 3 роки тому +5

      🤣

    • @organicwins91
      @organicwins91 2 роки тому +5

      In these times, you dabble with the dark arts, you die/get hurt.

    • @Xavierhanacki
      @Xavierhanacki 2 роки тому +2

      Can anyone elaborate I’m confused

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 2 роки тому +5

      Ain’t u talkin bout a black man in a theatre

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Рік тому

      @@reecegraves3738 😂😂😂

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas Рік тому +2

    That yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at the end lmao

  • @alexanderperez2732
    @alexanderperez2732 Рік тому

    The "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" at the end says it all lmao

  • @Greazy__E
    @Greazy__E 3 роки тому +146

    Theo: “I have never said anything like that”
    Also Theo 3 weeks ago: “And I’m probly next in line when Bobby passes away in 6 months”

    • @brittney6396
      @brittney6396 3 роки тому +21

      Don’t remember who Theo was talking to but they started saying “do you ever wonder how Bobby feels...-“ then Theo cut him off and said “what inside his girl? Yeah...” 🤣

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 3 роки тому +19

      @@brittney6396 for people reading this comment, it was the d’elia interview. At 42:30. I had to put in work to find it.

    • @brittney6396
      @brittney6396 3 роки тому +2

      @@jay1jayf hahaha yesss you’re right!!

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 2 роки тому +4

      @@jay1jayf You're a friend to many strangers, stranger 💙

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 2 роки тому +2

      @@commanderwaddles3483 You've got it, boss!

  • @drakegomer
    @drakegomer 3 роки тому +254

    I dont think Theo should be asking questions like that if he considers himself a friend to Bobby.

    • @VicRodriguez2
      @VicRodriguez2 3 роки тому +79

      Yeah I agree. This isn't a convo you have with your boy's girl.

    • @melvinyoungboyz7734
      @melvinyoungboyz7734 3 роки тому +67

      The disrespect is unreal

    • @deepfault
      @deepfault 3 роки тому +6

      he's just trynna cop a feel out there, fam.

    • @drakegomer
      @drakegomer 3 роки тому +16

      @@deepfault there is millions of other feels he can try and cop g

    • @zeroh7671
      @zeroh7671 3 роки тому +35

      It’s a joke. A running gag. They’re comedians.

  • @wjk2674
    @wjk2674 Рік тому +2

    After this interview bobby's going to the Wudan mountains to find eternal life.

  • @gavind2174
    @gavind2174 2 роки тому +7

    That clip ending with “yeh yeh yeh yeh” as soon as he go the you’re like a brother routine made this hilarious 😂

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +63

    Theo trying 2 be her godfather but in a different way

  • @LeBassDiaries
    @LeBassDiaries 2 роки тому +17

    The barrage bit actually almost killed me. Set off an asthma attack

  • @saint7626
    @saint7626 2 роки тому

    Jesus Christ, I’ve never seen Theo this flustered in my life lmao

  • @angrybrit7331
    @angrybrit7331 2 роки тому +1

    Definitely chemistry between these two

  • @timbender3020
    @timbender3020 3 роки тому +41

    Idk how you cut this down to 3 minutes. Theo just kept being this up the entire podcast 😂

  • @wayoutwestcreatives9769
    @wayoutwestcreatives9769 3 роки тому +100

    Theo Von is so good at pivoting a terribly thought out sentence into punchlines. He really is a genius.

    • @organicwins91
      @organicwins91 2 роки тому +6

      Overrated - quit putting him on a pedestal. He’s not a genius. A genius makes futuristic inventions, destroys the cabal + the dark arts, helps humanity, doesn’t bullsh*t, etc

    • @SuperMelphis
      @SuperMelphis 2 роки тому +3

      @@organicwins91 ✊✊✊ the witches and vampires are real albeit very exagerated

    • @Jeremy-jw7qb
      @Jeremy-jw7qb 2 роки тому

      @@organicwins91 yeah Theo was trying to fight the dark arts but he failed.

    • @north6star
      @north6star 2 роки тому +1

      @@organicwins91 being a genius is a measurement of intelligent. Which you are obviously not

    • @organicwins91
      @organicwins91 2 роки тому

      Ok fine he’s a genius IN his craft

  • @nadaduo1765
    @nadaduo1765 Рік тому +10

    Theo talks about the most ridiculous stuff like he's having a normal conversation 😂

  • @littlebritches8631
    @littlebritches8631 2 роки тому

    Lmao theos like offended she don’t see him like that. Hilarious

  • @CarlosMontesBby
    @CarlosMontesBby 3 роки тому +43

    Damn theo is that bumblebee, going from flower to flower, the flowers of comedy world, those comedy wives flowers.

  • @mnb9162
    @mnb9162 3 роки тому +36

    Theo did a jedi mind trick... 'Do you feel there is attraction between us?'...'I personally dont think so'....'I didn't ask if you think so...I said do you feeel that there is? ..' He wants that answer.

  • @mastermedicalterms
    @mastermedicalterms Рік тому +4

    theo is the type of guy that you can trust.

  • @stefanodanovaro8140
    @stefanodanovaro8140 Рік тому +1

    boi just got FAMILY ZONED.

  • @yinshah3303
    @yinshah3303 2 роки тому +7

    Asking a girl on “record” if she is attracted to you can only get you one answer. It’s not yes. The ones that say yes wants your money not your body.

  • @jakemac1396
    @jakemac1396 3 роки тому +17

    That face he makes when she says "side piece" had me fuckin dying!

  • @alvarodr7619
    @alvarodr7619 3 роки тому +13

    a young Bill Clinton LMAOO

  • @StephDad_87
    @StephDad_87 2 роки тому

    The hardest Friend zone moment I've seen

  • @timm2824
    @timm2824 2 роки тому

    Theo gonna get some of that sweet island Princess pass the parcel😂

  • @devonbarton9012
    @devonbarton9012 3 роки тому +35

    Next episode of tiger belly about to be absolutely hilarious.. 😂

  • @bumboybandit
    @bumboybandit 3 роки тому +293

    Would have been better if Riley was there and they asked how he feels about it

    • @MrLeonLuffy
      @MrLeonLuffy 3 роки тому +37

      Theo: And we got young Riley in the studio what do you think about this attraction Riley Mau
      Riley: yeah I don't know, weird
      Theo: ... And that was Riley Mau

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 3 роки тому +3

      whos riley ?

    • @notrealneverwas
      @notrealneverwas 3 роки тому +22

      @@oiitzME1266 no one really knows yet tbh

    • @bumboybandit
      @bumboybandit 3 роки тому +3

      @@SonOfThineHandmaid oh yeah lol 😂

    • @AGrdyLeprechaun
      @AGrdyLeprechaun 3 роки тому

      Wassup you called?

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Рік тому

    I am so glad Bobby is no longer sleeping with the enemy.

  • @Unownboi
    @Unownboi Рік тому

    “Yeahyeahyeah,that’s what Bobby always says”

  • @marcrobertson5490
    @marcrobertson5490 3 роки тому +286

    Well we all know whos going to care for this woman if something was to 'accidently' happen to Bobby 😂😂

  • @372HGS
    @372HGS 2 роки тому +47

    Theo is the friend that bobby is talking about when he said that " he has a friend that always checks out khalyla's ass every chance he gets and try's to get away with it like nobody notices"

  • @LilChivo22
    @LilChivo22 2 роки тому

    "I don't know if ghost bobby could hold you down" lmao 😂

  • @elijah2118
    @elijah2118 2 роки тому

    "You're more like family."
    "YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA"

  • @theashleylindley
    @theashleylindley 3 роки тому +11

    I can HEAR BOBBY'S LAUGH haunting this clip in the background. Someone PLEASE make it happen.

  • @TheExtremeCube
    @TheExtremeCube 3 роки тому +161

    Khalyla would have said no whatever she was feeling I think. Saying she is attracted to him would just be too awkward I think

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 роки тому +24

      She definitely is.

    • @Sixsoul
      @Sixsoul 3 роки тому +63

      I think she said she's not for Bobby's sake. You know the rat king is gettin in there

    • @JohnDoe-ck5pc
      @JohnDoe-ck5pc 3 роки тому +5

      She said she would fu ck him in hypothetical situation, said it in some podcast with Theo, and bobby.

    • @booowie8374
      @booowie8374 3 роки тому +26

      @@Sixsoul of course look at that fuckin mullet

    • @catie1305
      @catie1305 3 роки тому +13

      She definitely is into him. She even said so in an old tigerbelly podcast from a couple years ago.

  • @silentdogfart4892
    @silentdogfart4892 Рік тому +1

    If any dude deserves a good lady, I feel like it's Theo.

  • @WAgasProductions
    @WAgasProductions 2 роки тому

    our boi theo shooting his shots, gang!

  • @nicksilver_music
    @nicksilver_music 3 роки тому +99

    This the dark arts playa lol

    • @armanterrell7215
      @armanterrell7215 3 роки тому

      Waving a wand over Khalyla with them dark outs right now in this clip

    • @shamantank
      @shamantank 3 роки тому +3

      Cringe

  • @LoNgY2oo9
    @LoNgY2oo9 3 роки тому +64

    I know this is a comedy podcast, and Theo is the best but if I’m Bobby, I’m fighting Theo 😂

  • @MrJasonescoto
    @MrJasonescoto 2 роки тому +1

    I’m so glad she hashed this out I respect her sommuch

  • @henris8367
    @henris8367 2 роки тому

    Theo Von truly has no filter

  • @BryanV4
    @BryanV4 3 роки тому +8

    This feels like a flashback to highschool, thanks Theo

  • @conradbarrett6
    @conradbarrett6 3 роки тому +14

    You could just see theos heart get ripped out

  • @MediocreOutdoors
    @MediocreOutdoors 2 роки тому

    “He drives and plata games” 😂😂

  • @usedgifs5927
    @usedgifs5927 2 роки тому

    Now that’s a keeper, loyalty with class

  • @literallyshaking8019
    @literallyshaking8019 3 роки тому +24

    It’s funny how much people struggle with how out of Bobby’s league she is 😂

  • @marions2393
    @marions2393 3 роки тому +4

    I'm shedding a tear for Theo on this one

  • @potatopoison1130
    @potatopoison1130 2 роки тому

    The way Théosophie face looks right after she says he's his side pièce lmaoo