Chael Sonnen’s Hamburger Rules…
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Chael Sonnen gives his hamburger rules on this episode of Beyond the Fight.
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This video is proof that we'll watch any vid uncle chael makes.
I actually like these off topic videos lol
Nah I'll pick and choose, Chael goes wild in some areas and gets all his predictions wrong lol.
The man has a gift of gab.
These are the best ones
And that charming bastard knows this
This should be a series. No joke. Uncle Chael’s burgers, business, and beat downs.
Beat (downs)
Burgers
Battlestar Galatica
We need and deserve a Chael burger version of Dave Portnoy's Bartstool Pizza Reviews
Uncle Chael’s Food Channel
He’s terribly wrong on a lot of this though. Of course homemade buns are going to be better than a mass-produced bun.
Like a cross between The Apprentice and Ramsey's kitchen nightmares
Red Onion: "......"
Chael: "I can't let you get that close!"
😂😂😂
- 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Red onions! Something must have went terribly wrong in my life
@@momoswandelndesschloss4047 white onions are for cooking period
@@YearsOVDecay1 Undefeeted and indisputed world Chempion Ugh Tube Wareiror Gold Metal Weiner.
You know you’re too invested in a channel when you watch every second of this video...
I watched it twice for some fucking mental reason
@@Nickubus99 you need help from the messiah himself (the bad guy)
Didn't expect to see my favourite music channel comment on my favourite combat sports channel. Howdy Colm
“I don’t think that just everybody should be welcome to their opinion”
Felt that
I have to set aside my personal feelings about Chael and say this is the greatest video I've ever seen.
IT'S ICY MIKE!
Why don't you like Chael?
Meeee tooo! Lmaoooooo
What personal feelings do you have towards Chael?? Chael is the man
@@dannyg2197 Chael is ducking him, thats why.
Chael: *Ufc fighter and commentator for 20 years, can’t find rankings*
Also chael: *knows precisely what state and place ranks in burger rankings*
Lmfao
But doesn't know what a brioche is lol
Uncle Chael to fresh baked artisan bread: "I can't let you get close."
First comment in a long time that genuinely made me laugh
He then proceeds to take takedown the waitress “ could you imagine “
Chael : Nobody knows where to find the UFC rankings
Also Chael: if you refer to the national burger rankings…
@Billy Corgan's Ego is there any official rankings that I can look at to diffidently find the answer.
Gordon Ramsay: the proper to make a burger is by-
Chael: Hold on I’m talking brotha
Waitress: *brings burger with homemade bun and red onion*
Chael: “I can’t let you get close”
Chael: I don’t know anything about the rankings, they don’t matter, I don’t know where to find them
Also Chael: this burger was ranked number 9 IN THE COUNTRY
Lmfao 😂
Haha yeh I thought the exact same. Lol.
Good point!
💯
Was gonna comment the same but obv it's been said already, not even mad bro hahahaha such classic Chael LOL
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Iceberg Lettuce: I offer you this. TEXTURE.
The story about Chael and his mom going around trying hamburgers, building their week around it almost, and then him continuing is honestly adorable.
There’s two things uncle chael is incapable of doing:
1. Pronouncing “brioche”
2. Losing a fight
And correctly picking the winner of a fight.
that burger he is talking about actually comes on ciabatta which makes it even better
Broshit is what it is. He pronounced it correctly.
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 dawwwg I heard the same thing
3. Saying Jorge instead of "George".
Chael’s take on iceberg lettuce probably had to be one of his best and most agreeable takes he has on this channel
@Billy Corgan's Ego you clearly have no respect.
@Billy Corgan's Ego idek what word that is
nah bibb lettuce ftw
@Billy Corgan's Ego Arugala and iceburg
100% that's the only lettuce I eat
Chael “Red onion is very offensive” Sonnen.
Bro 🤣😭
Unacceptable! red onion IS the only onion allowed on a burger. Show me that white or sweet crap and I can't respect your little baby mouth for babies
I thought they were purple onions and like them more.
Im black and ive ordered white onions at five guys i ordered them grilled so technically its tan onions but at home i did put white onions on my burger am i racsit
He’s not wrong though.
I needed this and I didn’t even know it
That’s everything Uncle Chael brings us
I like boorger with steak and juice with ice
@@Amzyy I like a texas style burger fried onion strings, bacon and bbq sauce
Same
@@jimberry5318 try a well done egg on it too bud it’ll change your life I love that bbq burger you speak of but an egg on it just does it for me lol
"No Lettuce offers a taste but a texture" Damn Chael
I’m ordering a burger because of this. Thanks chael
Probably will do the same as well later🤦♂️🤣🤣
Same here fs there’s the diet out the window
make sure to get a broshit bun
Put red onion on it, to show society who's boss
That's Undefeated-never-lost-a-round-baddest-man-out-of-West-Linn-Oregon Uncle Chael to you, Sir.
We need more of these deep hitters Chael. This is true journalism we all are so desperately craving
‘I don’t think some people should be welcome to an opinion.’ Chael Sonnen, 2021. 😂 what a guy
“Red onion is VERY offensive.”
-Chael The Burger Connoisseur Sonnen
Chael "Not everyone is entitled to their opinion" Sonnen
Funniest one yet.
You’ll have friends that’ll put their hands up. Won’t be your cool friends. 🤣
"You don't understand a wing, and you don't respect it."
@@hv_fp8372 all in the dip 😉
Server: “So Mr Sonnen, here we do a thing where you get to choose how your cheese is applied to the burger…”
- “Ok, grate”
Welcome to Uncle Chael's TED Talk and I'm fucking here for it.
😂
Now this top quality chael sonnen content.
I haven't watched one in months but had to click this. Now just give me more Joel drama and I'm back on board.
Chael “I got an overwhelming, intense pickle” sonnen.
@@WithScienceAsMySheperd haha good one
The fact hooters approached him to be a judge shows you how well rounded he is. Its humbling simply being a fan.
I’ll never call a Brioche bun anything other than Broshit Bun again… nailed it.
Chael Sonnen: "I don´t know where to find the rankings of UFC weight division"
Also Chael Sonnen: knows the hamburguers ranking and even the honorable mentions
*waitress hands Chael the burger from hell*
Chael: “Why are we here?”
Ahahaha /chael to get 10% off that's why we here
where does overwhelmingly offensive sweet pickle fit in to this?
I speak for everyone when I say DO MORE OF THIS PERSONAL CHAEL CONTENT
“You know maybe the guy who has a purple streak in his hair” 😭😭😭 Charles too funny man 🤣🤣🤣 fired a straight arrow
"Who are you to tell me what my fat intake should be?" Thank you, Uncle Chael. I needed this.
“Bro Shet” Bun 😂
*bree-osh
@@pablobrightside1735 haha
Brashay, bro-SHIT 😂
A purple streak in the hair is the tell tale sign of a sweet butter pickle enjoyer
“You’re taking everything I worked for.” - Reviewbra
I'm going through an extreamly tough time in my life right now and this video made be laugh right now. Thank you uncle chael
"You don't understand a wing and you don't respect it." REAL TALK.
Cheal sonnen can make a burger story more interesting than all tyron woodly career
And a Michael Chiesa fight
ugh im so annoyed by this fake "woodley is boring narrative",
literally his only boring fights are his losses, so shouldnt his opponents be blamed?
the only boring woodley fight he won was with Damien, and was 100% damien's fault, just like his other boring title fight against silva..
@@mmafyasco Tyron get offline
Falling in and out of love, with that cheeseburger
@@mmafyasco Try harder, try hard.
Chael “Broshit bun” Sonnen
Bro spinach instead lettuce is the best way
@@SAM-ru4vx never in trillion years spinach has no crunch
@@BN-nf5dn crisp > crunch
Taste the green not the cheap cole slow...
😂
I also watch this hidden and secret in tunnels from wife and GOVERNMENT here in Indonesia
Kevin Lee wants to know where he fits into this
I guess if Kevin Lee was a ranch dressing, he would be fat free one.. :D
In the holes in the broshit bun
Chael at 0:00: "I look at myself as a real connoisseur of hamburgers"
Me: "Go on....."
This is probably the most valuable information I've ever received. Thank you Chael.
Now we’re getting down to the real questions Uncle Chael.
Chael can talk about paint drying and it will be interesting.
Chael Sonnen. The man with the best opposition in all MMA. No one else fought Fedor, Johnes, Silva, and spared with GSP. Probably one of the smartest and wittyest guy in all combat sports and a man who really knows and loves burgers. Good video.
There should be a video titled 'Chael Sonnen punching legends in the face' I think it would do well
Bruh give Chael his own Hell’s Kitchen show immediately! lol 😂
Month from now: “Chael Sonnen’s favourite toilet paper brand”.
.......And I will still watch.
I would watch it twice
These are Biblical 📔 Burger 🍔 speeches from Chael. The next time I want to offend someone, I will give them a red onion. 🧄
What’s up check mark
My name is Byf is better.
That's garlic
A red onion has its place. Just not on a burger.
Burgers are real Bible is fake
Chael running out of things to talk about. Love it
He will never run out of content. Lol
You're Wrong Chinese Andrew ... This IS his most important video because it has the most impact at my life. How many fights in a cage did you get into vs How many burgers did you eat this week
arnt you one of those ice poseidon groupies?
@@dirtymfnsanchez HOLY w brandon
@smoke cignal smh must watch bowling or something
This Video 100% needs a sequel or better yet an 8 episode mini series
"red onion was never my friend"
- Chael P
After the Dominic Cruz Hamburger story I’m all in for this video!
It's a Whopper Jr.
Khabib "boorgar wd duble chese" nurmagomedov .
One of the most important videos uncle Chael has gave us to date.
When he listed out the burger rankings I started dying laughing 😂
He should do a show where he travels around judging Americas favorite foods. That would be huge
It’s baffling that Sonnen has never performed stand up before. I would easily pay money just to watch him talk about anything. He’s absolutely hilarious 😂
He’s under appreciated for sure. Just be glad we get these intimate soliloquies from the best there is, was, and ever will be.
Undefeated. Undisputed.
Chael is a legend for this one.
Uncle Chael could stop talking about fighting completely while keeping the exact same posting schedule and none of us would notice for 3 months.
Correct
No I would notice for sure. Finally the videos would actually make sense
‘Red onion is very offensive “ 🤣🤣🤣🙏 Brilliant
Chael: Don't make your buns in house, Franz does it better
Also Chael: Make your Ranch in house
This is the best damn video Chael has ever made. He doesn’t even need MMA. He just needs to talk about anything and everything.
If he quit talking about MMA and started making curling videos I know what next my favorite sport would be
He should do things like this more often. How about what are the rules of a sandwich and what is not a sandwich?
Edit: We need a Chael to debate what is and what is not a sandwich. I think the people want to know.
A sandwich of choice and a soft drink is the way to go. It’s a meal of a made guy.
I think that’ll be a longer video.
A hot dog is in fact a sandwich.
People argue that with me daily, and they're wrong
@@scorchedearth7211 I've always agreed with your comment, and I have been argued often as well. But here I am, still undefeated.
But is a Whooper actually food?
Stay tuned to find out
Let me offer you this, a propane broiled patty. You can taste the meat, and not the heat.
Calm down Hank.
Go to 🦉ers to judge the beer 😜
Its beautiful I'll tell ya what
Yep.
Uhhhh I'll stick to charcoal, propane is a fuel for "leisure activities" and I'm a family man.
Chael maybe my favorite person to watch talk about meaningless things with conviction.
New bad guy t-shirt, "Red onion is very offensive" - Uncle Chael
I'll watch uncle chael talk about burgers
"They made the bun in the kitchen, have some respect. They didn't make the ranch in the kitchen, have some respect." "They are top 9 on the hamburger list but they serve red onions. You can't even make top 10 on the hamburger list if you serve red onions" I still believe every word Chael says
Thank you for this uncle Chael! Your stock just keeps rising every single video. 🚀
Best video ever hahaha. “ not only do I have an offensive pickle “ hahahahaha
Uncle Chael to the burger chef! “Does that have Red onion in it?”
Chef “yep”
Chael “ I can’t let you get close”
Chael is just testing us to see if we will really click on anything he uploads. Yes, yes we will…
Chael “It’s all in the dip” Sonnen
And for this I give to you, a hamburger.
"You don't understand a wing and you don't respect it" lmaooooo uncle Chael is truly one of a kind man
He knows where burger rankings are, but doesn't know where to find the rankings of his own sport. The greatest to ever do it.
This might just be the best performance of Uncle Chael’s career
1:03
Chael: "guys, ranking's mean nothing!"
Also Chael: "the burger bar, in Las Vegas, inside Mandalay Bay, is ranked number 9 nationally"
Chael doesn't care about UFC Rank but Hamburgers Ranks he knows everything.
Chael "The Rankings don't Matter!!!" Sonnen talking about burger rankings. lols. I love this man
7:23 That line was so accurate LOL!
I'm a fan of red onion when making mine at home but I see your point.
Agree on the iceberg 🧊
#RedOnion4Life
#RomainGang
I'm offended red onion is the best on a burger Uncle Chael.
It's ok but you got to use like 1 or 2 rings tops cuz it's stronger then white onion
You should've kept your weak baby mouth shut, baby #RedOnion4Life
@@timothymorales6048 he’s got to whatever he fuck wants to
@@goatmansasquatch1485 lol ok bud
@@timothymorales6048 keep telling people what to do
Absolutely loved this take on a burger. I think of myself as a burger judge. This was unparalleled in burger 🍔 observations. Good stuff. You need one of these a week. 👌
I like to think Chael made this whole monologue in the restaurant, them asked for the manager so he could ask them where Kevin Lee fit into all this.
Chael Ramsay! Hell yeah. Cheers from New Zealand.
Chael should review Fergburger
Chael must have been really pissed off about this.
Sonnen is like a character plucked out Seinfeld doing a show about nothing.
When it’s all said and done this will be the best video to ever grace youtube
Uncle Chael needs more videos like this
We need more of uncle chael’s burger tales.
Even vegans could learn from this, it’s just one of these things.
Chael is describing his disgusting Burger like hes commentating on a fight.
One of the best analysis I've ever heard!
Chael could literally talk about anything, and I would listen for hours
Chaels hamburger rules: "i like this much sausage"
I love when Chael puts put a video, just to prove to himself how wrapped around his finger we all are. We are loyal beyond words 😂
Damn, I love homemade buns and red onion on my burgers. What the fuck is wrong with me... WHY?!
At least you use iceberg lettuce, RIGHT???
@Billy Corgan's Ego your just an ego, what do you know about us humans desires