Sucker Punch Stories...
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- Опубліковано 2 вер 2021
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Chael Sonnen tells sucker punch stories on this episode of Beyond the Fight.
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Bisping: "The guy hits like a bitch"
Chael: "I got hit by a bitch"
Underrated comment bro it should catch traction soon hahaha
LMFAO FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣😆😂
🔥🔥🔥
"And it was REALLY hard it rocked me."
roflmao
Chael is embarrassed about filing charges against a girl, but NOT embarrassed about messing up names like Surreal Gong and Blahovovovovovovovich.
Last night my wife screamed “Furio” !
How do you think I feel?
It has less v's and o's
Why would you be embarrassed by something you do on purpose?
Juri Provider joined the chat
@@markcarroll9651 Like an Italian hitman?
Imagine if Chael just reacted on instinct and suplexed the chick through the dance floor head first 😂😂😂
Hahahaa
and the chick's pregnant as well hahaha
@@cy5282 Omi was laughing my ass off, imagining scenarios. Then I read your comment, and immediately stopped laughing. Thanks for the buzz kill
@@austincoz364I was laughing my ass off, imagining scenarios. Then I read your comment, and immediately stopped laughing. Thanks for the buzz kill
😂 chael created a classic sucker punch story to get the W over bisbings story. Never lost a round!
Guys always on it
Haha no doubt
Can't let you get close
Chael didn't want to press charges against Fallon Fox.. I get it
He was stunned from her punch even if she looked like a guy lol
With all due respect, uncle Chael, i had my retina detached from a sucker punch, followed up with a few head stomps, and I never called the law. I even know the name of the guy that did it. That was 2003. My only regret was pretending i was Sakuraba(and going straight for a single-leg that wound up being a knee in the eye socket. lol...) Got Glaucoma now, and many of the same issues as Bisping. He has talked to me on social media and constantly encouraged me. Hes a true badass, and a true gentleman.
I've gotten shanked multiple times. And had many knives pulled on me infront of police, not ONCE, even when I was stabbed all over the chest, did the police force me to charge anyone. I've never stepped foot in a courtroom.
Also tho, dont fight at bars lol. You were lucky, I know plenty of people who got dropped and their skull cracked open on the pavement. They're dead now.
@@boyce5994 My dumb ass.... It actually happened on natural ground, but he backed me into an oak tree. lol... nature maybe saved my ass. the stomps were on gravel tho! This was shirtless and shoeless, if u can imagine
@@tldogmeat Jeepers, fellas. I was attacked by laser wielding gray aliens........
You should've press charges against him.
I saw Bisping's video telling this story and I thought "nah, I better wait for Chael's video on it"
You needed an accurate account. Completely understandable.
@@mrmoney4226 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@mrmoney4226 🤣🤣🤣
Chael needs to promote the Bourbon Street Bastard vs. Louis J Gomez match we all want to see
It's Harrington. Bisbing has now publicly offered $1k to the BSB to spar Harrington. But I'm with ya, I'd definitely rather it be Luis.
@@rukus9585Maybe that's the path then. First Harrington, then Luis. Then he gets a title shot to be a podcast host against Bisping.
@@Malygosblues that'd be great. And he may get past Harrington. I doubt he gets through luis though, in an actual spar with gloves and headgear. But I wish he would, just so Bisbing could beat him like a recaptured North Korean defector.
Chael and Bisping need to start a underground C list celebrity fight club for UA-cam
Lol bisping is just trying to lure the guy into his gym so he can kick the shit out of him
Chael can’t let us get too close to finishing the story so he only told us 95%
I like what you did there lmao
I can’t let get close
Lol
Thats because he had her charged with assault lol
@@No1karez I would've too. Might as well to not get your hands dirty. Although I feel that it would still be in the (virtual) papers
“I was genuinely confused. Great, whatever.” - Chael Sonnen
Thats so funny
This was the top comment while I was watching... and he said it as I read it !!
Comment Hater I was about to hate on your comment then I realised ur name is comment hater (ps. Please don't hate on my comment)
Who's watching this in 2021!!??
@Comment Hater thanks comment hater! i hadn't thought of it that way!
Damn, Chael undefeated in the ring, but not in the night clubs.
This has to be the funniest chael story I have ever heard 😂😂😂😂
The things he's seen; person littering in the playground is sensational !!!
Jesus is the truth ..
@@Dave-sh3tv Jesus is the truth ..
Have you heard the one about Cowboy at the Australian restaurant 😂😂
Gets me everytime
This was great!!! 😆😆😂😂
You did the right thing. If you're not pressing charges for your own situation, you're doing it to protect the next person that will be assaulted and potentially put in a bad place.
Unfortunately that’s what a lot of thugs do. Have you seen all the teens and elderly people sucker punched in the head in places like New York and what not
@Randominator greetings I am super teleportdinero
@@Lord_teleport 👎
lots of thugs in new orleans
@@jontrudell7529 blocked
@@Lord_teleport
Weirdo
"I wanna look like a nice guy" - Chael.
Bad Guy Inc - "Okay great."
That's the kinda mindset you need to have in order to never lose a round. These clowns playing checkers uncle chael playing chess 😂😂😂
No shit. Chael is entertaining as hell as a story teller. This one and the used car story from a couple months back. My favorite Chael videos.
😂 I Iiked Chicken Sandwich Wars, and Brock Rasseled on a Saturday instead of a Sunday and he has a Stupid Haircut. ..... Oh... and the one from a long time ago where he claimed that he knew D. B. Cooper.
No repercussions for sucker punching Bisping?
Stocks in sucker punching Bisbing now 📈
Stonks! Lmao
"Sucka punching Michael Bisping its like da stock market! It fluctuate"
- GSP
@Anonymous User I know 😂
Love how casually Chael calls him a ‘civilian’😂
He's kinda right there both civis but one is a pro fighter one ain't so yea I get what he means
I think with chaels nexts level trolling, he knew the dude was like a wannabe gangster and that's a particularly "insulting" I guess, thing to say. Never heard Chael use that word like that ever before and I've watched damn near every rambling video 😂
The guy is a regular civilian whereas Bisping, or his body, is considered a lethal weapon
@@Luey-E that's the point I was trying to articulate
I was forced to...he made me ...I didn't REALLY press charges , I just said the words. Chael is awesome.
In a better version Chael gets punched and immediately suplexes his attacker. Two seconds later realizing he just nearly killed a chick.
Chael let's nobody get close he would of double legged the fool before he connected.
Lol
@Daniel Deering Even the press couldn't defeat the biggest arms in West Linn.
Nearly....nahhh. if papa Chael suplex's someone....there's a 3.4 earthquake on the other side of the world. And she died.
Who's also pregnant lol
"And I hope that stings" - the greatest sign off yet from Uncle Chael
Bisbing has become civilised, nothing to be ashamed of, there was a time. Great warrior 💪👏❤
Damn straight Bhoyo.
There was a time when……..
😉
Chael is the goat of mma and Olympics and boxing that's all.
And verbal jujitsu
Goodness I love this channel!
Chael "I thought tapping meant we would go on to the next round" Sonnen.🤣
michael bisping is a bad ass but CHAEL DEFEATS ALL
Tag team of uncle Chael and the count
@Comment Hater chael has defended bisping pal the undisputed champ has never even lost a round smh
@Kill your local weebs You mean the 19 he destroyed?
Much love to Michael Bisping too. Would love to have a beer and talk about anything with Mike.
Story time with Uncle Chael is the best. I don’t even watch MMA much anymore but I do watch Chael.
When I want to get back into MMA I have to detox from chael for a few weeks
I love these real stories more than any other vid Chael P releases. Bisping told a story of how he almost killed on his channel that I loved too!!
The Goat of story telling is at it again!!! I loved it Chael! Great perspective 👏👏👏
Chael: I wanna look like a nice guy
Also Chael: I’m looking to hurt their feelings
Enjoyed the story. I imagine her being 6 feet tall, short hair, wide shoulders, ugly, formless, a lil bit of face hair. Hope it pleases you Chael.
Thats the 5%
I love the honesty. Your a real dude
Chael to his wife: I’m gonna get you 95% of the way there
Chael’s wife: *Okay Great*
Weird how your mind went straight there huh? Think about that lol
@@suedenim6590 It's actually pretty goddαmn sus that you went there, he just told a joke, you're the one who made it creepy
@@PronatorTendon it went over your head it was beyond your grasp. Its those itty bitty T-REX arms, most stuff does fly over your head out your reach these days doesn't it. You'll get there buddy, keep trying 👍
@@suedenim6590 What? You're the one being a creep and doubling down on being a creep. Stop liking your own comments, creep.
@@suedenim6590 This is like discussing particle physics with a cat
chael is the absolute best i wish i could hang out with him one full day it be absolutely amazing dude has stories for days
Chael " this is her move ? " . I love it, you're the man chael
I absolutely love this guy and his stories
Chael really does bring his mother everywhere he goes lol.
The best story ever was when Jon Jones became best friends with ma sonnen in a hotel lobby and then mooned her from a glass elevator all the way up 3 floors lol 😂
Jon: moons Chaels mom
Chael: Okay-great. You've picked a lifetime trolling
Jones and Chael would be such a great duo if Jon didn't get in his feels so easily.
@@xcaluhbration lol they could have a show and call it ‘third base and the catcher’s mitt’ 😂
@T2021 yeah I can't remember when Chael told the story but I think it was from like 6 months ago
Being interested from chaels video title for me is a very real thing
Great tale. Big smiles and a laugh and a half.
Chael: I'm gonna get you 95% of the way there.
The other 5%: OK great.
He better fight Harrington.
No doubt lol and he's gonna duke him $1k . Michael is trying to make something fun out of something awful. To quote Brock '' Chicken salad out of chicken shit'' haha
Nah send me I want the burben street bitch
Thank you for storytime uncle Chael
Love listening to this guy
Chael’s arms are so big!!!! 😍😍😍
Chill. They’re 16 inches at best. Lol
@@Jay-hp6pu L
basically clean
@@Jay-hp6pu "chill they're 16 inches at best" - gay
I love chael for this.
Just wanted to take a minute to let you know I love your content Chael. You are articulate and entertaining and have to be my favourite fighting commentator. Would love to see you share your insight at a live event with the UFC or any other org. Much love mate and best wishes.
Can we get a half hour a week podcast between yourself and Mike already please? You're a more dynamic duo than Batman and Robin.
My new favorite chael p video
What happened to Bisping is a grand tradition of mardi gras. It is done to people who share a certain quality with him, by people who share a certain quality with his attacker. Unfortunately it's impossible to describe these qualities without getting removed.
Come on man, Bisbing made him angry.
no he diant
Cmon man, if you don't punch guys like bisping, then you aint black - Boe Jiden
@@BrianBoru5523 he was just trying to walk home from school and miKKKhael assaulted him with his face.
This was one of the most funny stories I've heard from uncle cheal ever he hit no she hit you lol
Best story teller ever!
Walt Sonnen.
Chael is an absolute legend 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 “Hey guy who hits like a bitch” 🤣🤣🤣
8:12 I burst out laughing
"I don't wish harm... I don't wish that Bisping goes and finds him... I don't wish none of these things." 😂
Fuckin'Chael!!! Lol
I literally loved this episode. It takes a certain type of guy to sucker punch someone, then to sucker punch a fighter...PLAIN STUPID.
It’s always those guys who take the easy way out of every situation, and that overwhelming sense of ENTITLEMENT, all the things that make you type guys punks
It's usually the absolute bottom of the barrel in the social hierarchy that do this. For him(or her) it's the only W he can get in life. At least from his point of view. A solo dude at large social gathering with nothing better to do than look for people to sucker punch. How sad does it get?
@@theguy9067
It’s comforting to know that you and I are most definitely on the same page about this !
Live well my brother
OMG🤦🤷🤦 Hilarious!!! My Favorite Uncle Chael story 😂😆🤣
Your story telling is top notch
tony ferguson is the type of guy to buy a ufc ppv then watch it illegally
🤣👍
Getting sucker punched turns u into a different human. It’s primal mode at that point
Everything else aside, that was some good storytelling. Thank you Chael.
Love your work mate
They don't call him the bad guy for nothing, but he did run into a bad girl.
Story time was great 👍.
"Michael Bisping hit me so hard" - That dude in a parallel universe
"I woke up in a hospital"...
That's actually what Chael said about Bisping after beating him by decision. It was a decent scrap and Chael showed impressive wrestling + ground and pound with Bisping getting some good shots on the feet.
-Luke Cockhold
Everything sounds such much entertaining coming from this guy lol!
This is what we needed
Chael with the "oosh oosh oosh" 😂
Genius, wonderful content!
I watched Bisping explain this story twice, why am I listening to it again? Because Chael that's why!
Chael Sonnen for President 2022
2024 is better
Next time Michael will take a page out of Chael's book .... can't let him get close.
Great story as always.
Alternate title: “Story about Chael Sonnen getting assaulted by a women who looked like a dude, due to the years of binge-smoking meth.”
5:23 imagine having the balls to hit sober Chael at a nightclub - talk about crazy
It was a female?!? Wow. Was her name Kayla Harrison?
Imagine having a female charged for punching you
And that is when Cyborg got famous
Mike is a proud Englishman most of us don’t press charges or sue at a drop of a hat.. Mike will survive.. and the fool that assaulted him then incriminate himself by confessing to assault him, out of his own idiocy and desperateness for clout , I’m sure karma will separate the wheat from the chaff!!!!
🏴👊 and a most english name to match😉
This was amazing.
To quote the great Uncle Chael : "thats weird to me."
Great story!
Chael needs to feature in Believe You Me!
This is her move? Love it
There’s a reason why he’s undefeated
Lmao dude punched bisping and bisping laughed, a girl punches chael and he is rocked on his feet. That guy really hits like a child
In a war only the strongest and the coward survive, the brave ones always ends up dying.
Hits half way
Chael: turn it the topic to me
This is why Chael's son fought a girl at school.
Chael tells good stories.
"Every bar fight in the history of bar fights" Story time Sundays with uncle Chael
I would love to see the fight.
In Australia we call it a 'Cowards' Punch ,,, named after the giver not the recipient
Isn't that the exact same concept as a sucker punch (because you are a sucker if you punch like that)?
It just hit me that we don't really have a word for it in Danish, the closes would likely be a Slasker (≈ Sluggish Soft Dick Punch), or something like "an unexpected punch".
God help me, i love this man
“Michael Bisping hit me so hard”
Chael
This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a while
Remember that story Chael told about masvidal beating up 3 dudes in a club. Homie stands for sucker punch’s he only has a problem with this guy cause he’s not his friend
BRAVO
Equal rights, equal fights
Great story bro!
I thought the cop was trolling Chael to make him give up on pressing the charge hahaha
Could you imagine bisping vs chael. Two hall of fame undefeated killers still in their prime, that have somehow never even came close to fighting.
Yeah they fought before....Bisping won
Best Chanel on utube🤣🤣
Bisping is a badass!
Mike and Chael piggy backing UA-cam video ideas of each other love it ! Lol
What they should really do is start a podcast together.