With all due respect, uncle Chael, i had my retina detached from a sucker punch, followed up with a few head stomps, and I never called the law. I even know the name of the guy that did it. That was 2003. My only regret was pretending i was Sakuraba(and going straight for a single-leg that wound up being a knee in the eye socket. lol...) Got Glaucoma now, and many of the same issues as Bisping. He has talked to me on social media and constantly encouraged me. Hes a true badass, and a true gentleman.
@Rusty Shackelford My dumb ass.... It actually happened on natural ground, but he backed me into an oak tree. lol... nature maybe saved my ass. the stomps were on gravel tho! This was shirtless and shoeless, if u can imagine
@@jesusislord3164Same. If you ever need to talk, I am here for you. I'll even show you the scars on my bung hole to prove it. We are victims we must stay together. They also stole my plasma rifle (40 watt range).
@@Malygosblues that'd be great. And he may get past Harrington. I doubt he gets through luis though, in an actual spar with gloves and headgear. But I wish he would, just so Bisbing could beat him like a recaptured North Korean defector.
😂 I Iiked Chicken Sandwich Wars, and Brock Rasseled on a Saturday instead of a Sunday and he has a Stupid Haircut. ..... Oh... and the one from a long time ago where he claimed that he knew D. B. Cooper.
Unfortunately that’s what a lot of thugs do. Have you seen all the teens and elderly people sucker punched in the head in places like New York and what not
@@PronatorTendon it went over your head it was beyond your grasp. Its those itty bitty T-REX arms, most stuff does fly over your head out your reach these days doesn't it. You'll get there buddy, keep trying 👍
I think with chaels nexts level trolling, he knew the dude was like a wannabe gangster and that's a particularly "insulting" I guess, thing to say. Never heard Chael use that word like that ever before and I've watched damn near every rambling video 😂
Chael really does bring his mother everywhere he goes lol. The best story ever was when Jon Jones became best friends with ma sonnen in a hotel lobby and then mooned her from a glass elevator all the way up 3 floors lol 😂
Just wanted to take a minute to let you know I love your content Chael. You are articulate and entertaining and have to be my favourite fighting commentator. Would love to see you share your insight at a live event with the UFC or any other org. Much love mate and best wishes.
Mike is a proud Englishman most of us don’t press charges or sue at a drop of a hat.. Mike will survive.. and the fool that assaulted him then incriminate himself by confessing to assault him, out of his own idiocy and desperateness for clout , I’m sure karma will separate the wheat from the chaff!!!!
I literally loved this episode. It takes a certain type of guy to sucker punch someone, then to sucker punch a fighter...PLAIN STUPID. It’s always those guys who take the easy way out of every situation, and that overwhelming sense of ENTITLEMENT, all the things that make you type guys punks
It's usually the absolute bottom of the barrel in the social hierarchy that do this. For him(or her) it's the only W he can get in life. At least from his point of view. A solo dude at large social gathering with nothing better to do than look for people to sucker punch. How sad does it get?
That's actually what Chael said about Bisping after beating him by decision. It was a decent scrap and Chael showed impressive wrestling + ground and pound with Bisping getting some good shots on the feet.
What happened to Bisping is a grand tradition of mardi gras. It is done to people who share a certain quality with him, by people who share a certain quality with his attacker. Unfortunately it's impossible to describe these qualities without getting removed.
No doubt lol and he's gonna duke him $1k . Michael is trying to make something fun out of something awful. To quote Brock '' Chicken salad out of chicken shit'' haha
Remember that story Chael told about masvidal beating up 3 dudes in a club. Homie stands for sucker punch’s he only has a problem with this guy cause he’s not his friend
I could make a joke about Bisping letting him get close, Chael will tell ya, never let em get close, or bad shoe choices, Chael fights in flip flops, but I want to be fair, and we know Bisping didn't see 👀 it coming 😂
Chael exhales completely devoid of any fucks given : "SO DUMB DUMB" Lost it ,Uncle Chael crashes and burns sometimes but he nailed it this time Later on in the video Uncle Chael crashes and burns: "HE BEGS ME TO PRESS CHARGES" . Cmon Unc , you're not fooling any of us,we watch your vids all the time. Great story tho I wholesomely enjoyed and laughed out loud.
The bit about the guy being calm and Chael questioning whether he imagined it reminds me of the episode in father Ted when Ted kicks the bishop up the arse and he turns around, Ted said i would never do that and the bishop said i thought it was unlikely maybe i need a holiday 🤣
When Gomez dropped the response video on Michael, he yelled for his wife to come in and say what Michael did when he got hit.... She said he laughed in his face.
You did the right thing. If you're not pressing charges for your own situation, you're doing it to protect the next person that will be assaulted and potentially put in a bad place.
Isn't that the exact same concept as a sucker punch (because you are a sucker if you punch like that)? It just hit me that we don't really have a word for it in Danish, the closes would likely be a Slasker (≈ Sluggish Soft Dick Punch), or something like "an unexpected punch".
Bisping: "The guy hits like a bitch"
Chael: "I got hit by a bitch"
Underrated comment bro it should catch traction soon hahaha
LMFAO FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣😆😂
🔥🔥🔥
"And it was REALLY hard it rocked me."
roflmao
😂 chael created a classic sucker punch story to get the W over bisbings story. Never lost a round!
Guys always on it
Haha no doubt
Can't let you get close
Chael didn't want to press charges against Fallon Fox.. I get it
He was stunned from her punch even if she looked like a guy lol
Chael is embarrassed about filing charges against a girl, but NOT embarrassed about messing up names like Surreal Gong and Blahovovovovovovovich.
Last night my wife screamed “Furio” !
How do you think I feel?
It has less v's and o's
Why would you be embarrassed by something you do on purpose?
Juri Provider joined the chat
@@markcarroll9651 Like an Italian hitman?
Imagine if Chael just reacted on instinct and suplexed the chick through the dance floor head first 😂😂😂
Hahahaa
and the chick's pregnant as well hahaha
@@hmm69420-w Omi was laughing my ass off, imagining scenarios. Then I read your comment, and immediately stopped laughing. Thanks for the buzz kill
With all due respect, uncle Chael, i had my retina detached from a sucker punch, followed up with a few head stomps, and I never called the law. I even know the name of the guy that did it. That was 2003. My only regret was pretending i was Sakuraba(and going straight for a single-leg that wound up being a knee in the eye socket. lol...) Got Glaucoma now, and many of the same issues as Bisping. He has talked to me on social media and constantly encouraged me. Hes a true badass, and a true gentleman.
@Rusty Shackelford My dumb ass.... It actually happened on natural ground, but he backed me into an oak tree. lol... nature maybe saved my ass. the stomps were on gravel tho! This was shirtless and shoeless, if u can imagine
@@tldogmeat Jeepers, fellas. I was attacked by laser wielding gray aliens........
You should've press charges against him.
@@kevinkelly1529 damn. I was getting buttpumped by reptilian spirits every night in my sleep paralysis until I turned to Jesus Christ.
@@jesusislord3164Same. If you ever need to talk, I am here for you. I'll even show you the scars on my bung hole to prove it. We are victims we must stay together. They also stole my plasma rifle (40 watt range).
Chael can’t let us get too close to finishing the story so he only told us 95%
I like what you did there lmao
I can’t let get close
Lol
Thats because he had her charged with assault lol
@@No1karez I would've too. Might as well to not get your hands dirty. Although I feel that it would still be in the (virtual) papers
Chael needs to promote the Bourbon Street Bastard vs. Louis J Gomez match we all want to see
It's Harrington. Bisbing has now publicly offered $1k to the BSB to spar Harrington. But I'm with ya, I'd definitely rather it be Luis.
@@rukus9585Maybe that's the path then. First Harrington, then Luis. Then he gets a title shot to be a podcast host against Bisping.
@@Malygosblues that'd be great. And he may get past Harrington. I doubt he gets through luis though, in an actual spar with gloves and headgear. But I wish he would, just so Bisbing could beat him like a recaptured North Korean defector.
Chael and Bisping need to start a underground C list celebrity fight club for UA-cam
Lol bisping is just trying to lure the guy into his gym so he can kick the shit out of him
This has to be the funniest chael story I have ever heard 😂😂😂😂
The things he's seen; person littering in the playground is sensational !!!
Jesus is the truth ..
@@Dave-sh3tv Jesus is the truth ..
Have you heard the one about Cowboy at the Australian restaurant 😂😂
Gets me everytime
This was great!!! 😆😆😂😂
I saw Bisping's video telling this story and I thought "nah, I better wait for Chael's video on it"
You needed an accurate account. Completely understandable.
@@mrmoney4226 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@mrmoney4226 🤣🤣🤣
"I wanna look like a nice guy" - Chael.
Bad Guy Inc - "Okay great."
That's the kinda mindset you need to have in order to never lose a round. These clowns playing checkers uncle chael playing chess 😂😂😂
Damn, Chael undefeated in the ring, but not in the night clubs.
No shit. Chael is entertaining as hell as a story teller. This one and the used car story from a couple months back. My favorite Chael videos.
😂 I Iiked Chicken Sandwich Wars, and Brock Rasseled on a Saturday instead of a Sunday and he has a Stupid Haircut. ..... Oh... and the one from a long time ago where he claimed that he knew D. B. Cooper.
“I was genuinely confused. Great, whatever.” - Chael Sonnen
Thats so funny
This was the top comment while I was watching... and he said it as I read it !!
Comment Hater I was about to hate on your comment then I realised ur name is comment hater (ps. Please don't hate on my comment)
Who's watching this in 2021!!??
@Comment Hater thanks comment hater! i hadn't thought of it that way!
"And I hope that stings" - the greatest sign off yet from Uncle Chael
Chael: I'm gonna get you 95% of the way there.
The other 5%: OK great.
I love these real stories more than any other vid Chael P releases. Bisping told a story of how he almost killed on his channel that I loved too!!
In a better version Chael gets punched and immediately suplexes his attacker. Two seconds later realizing he just nearly killed a chick.
Chael let's nobody get close he would of double legged the fool before he connected.
Lol
@Daniel Deering Even the press couldn't defeat the biggest arms in West Linn.
Nearly....nahhh. if papa Chael suplex's someone....there's a 3.4 earthquake on the other side of the world. And she died.
Who's also pregnant lol
Chael "I thought tapping meant we would go on to the next round" Sonnen.🤣
"I don't wish harm... I don't wish that Bisping goes and finds him... I don't wish none of these things." 😂
Fuckin'Chael!!! Lol
Unfortunately that’s what a lot of thugs do. Have you seen all the teens and elderly people sucker punched in the head in places like New York and what not
@Randominator greetings I am super teleportdinero
@@Lord_teleportdinero 👎
lots of thugs in new orleans
@@jontrudell7529 blocked
@@Lord_teleportdinero
Weirdo
I was forced to...he made me ...I didn't REALLY press charges , I just said the words. Chael is awesome.
I love the honesty. Your a real dude
Chael to his wife: I’m gonna get you 95% of the way there
Chael’s wife: *Okay Great*
Weird how your mind went straight there huh? Think about that lol
@@suedenim6590 It's actually pretty goddαmn sus that you went there, he just told a joke, you're the one who made it creepy
@@PronatorTendon it went over your head it was beyond your grasp. Its those itty bitty T-REX arms, most stuff does fly over your head out your reach these days doesn't it. You'll get there buddy, keep trying 👍
@@suedenim6590 What? You're the one being a creep and doubling down on being a creep. Stop liking your own comments, creep.
@@suedenim6590 This is like discussing particle physics with a cat
Story time with Uncle Chael is the best. I don’t even watch MMA much anymore but I do watch Chael.
When I want to get back into MMA I have to detox from chael for a few weeks
Love how casually Chael calls him a ‘civilian’😂
He's kinda right there both civis but one is a pro fighter one ain't so yea I get what he means
I think with chaels nexts level trolling, he knew the dude was like a wannabe gangster and that's a particularly "insulting" I guess, thing to say. Never heard Chael use that word like that ever before and I've watched damn near every rambling video 😂
The guy is a regular civilian whereas Bisping, or his body, is considered a lethal weapon
@@Luey-E that's the point I was trying to articulate
OMG🤦🤷🤦 Hilarious!!! My Favorite Uncle Chael story 😂😆🤣
Chael: I wanna look like a nice guy
Also Chael: I’m looking to hurt their feelings
No repercussions for sucker punching Bisping?
Stocks in sucker punching Bisbing now 📈
Stonks! Lmao
"Sucka punching Michael Bisping its like da stock market! It fluctuate"
- GSP
@Anonymous User I know 😂
Best story teller ever!
Walt Sonnen.
This was one of the most funny stories I've heard from uncle cheal ever he hit no she hit you lol
Chael " this is her move ? " . I love it, you're the man chael
Chael really does bring his mother everywhere he goes lol.
The best story ever was when Jon Jones became best friends with ma sonnen in a hotel lobby and then mooned her from a glass elevator all the way up 3 floors lol 😂
Jon: moons Chaels mom
Chael: Okay-great. You've picked a lifetime trolling
Jones and Chael would be such a great duo if Jon didn't get in his feels so easily.
@@xcaluhbration lol they could have a show and call it ‘third base and the catcher’s mitt’ 😂
@T2021 yeah I can't remember when Chael told the story but I think it was from like 6 months ago
Great tale. Big smiles and a laugh and a half.
chael is the absolute best i wish i could hang out with him one full day it be absolutely amazing dude has stories for days
Enjoyed the story. I imagine her being 6 feet tall, short hair, wide shoulders, ugly, formless, a lil bit of face hair. Hope it pleases you Chael.
Thats the 5%
Bisbing has become civilised, nothing to be ashamed of, there was a time. Great warrior 💪👏❤
Damn straight Bhoyo.
There was a time when……..
😉
The Goat of story telling is at it again!!! I loved it Chael! Great perspective 👏👏👏
Just wanted to take a minute to let you know I love your content Chael. You are articulate and entertaining and have to be my favourite fighting commentator. Would love to see you share your insight at a live event with the UFC or any other org. Much love mate and best wishes.
Much love to Michael Bisping too. Would love to have a beer and talk about anything with Mike.
Love listening to this guy
Goodness I love this channel!
Chael is an absolute legend 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 “Hey guy who hits like a bitch” 🤣🤣🤣
8:12 I burst out laughing
michael bisping is a bad ass but CHAEL DEFEATS ALL
Tag team of uncle Chael and the count
@Comment Hater chael has defended bisping pal the undisputed champ has never even lost a round smh
@Kill your local weebs You mean the 19 he destroyed?
I absolutely love this guy and his stories
Being interested from chaels video title for me is a very real thing
Mike is a proud Englishman most of us don’t press charges or sue at a drop of a hat.. Mike will survive.. and the fool that assaulted him then incriminate himself by confessing to assault him, out of his own idiocy and desperateness for clout , I’m sure karma will separate the wheat from the chaff!!!!
🏴👊 and a most english name to match😉
Lmao dude punched bisping and bisping laughed, a girl punches chael and he is rocked on his feet. That guy really hits like a child
They don't call him the bad guy for nothing, but he did run into a bad girl.
Can we get a half hour a week podcast between yourself and Mike already please? You're a more dynamic duo than Batman and Robin.
Chael is the goat of mma and Olympics and boxing that's all.
And verbal jujitsu
I literally loved this episode. It takes a certain type of guy to sucker punch someone, then to sucker punch a fighter...PLAIN STUPID.
It’s always those guys who take the easy way out of every situation, and that overwhelming sense of ENTITLEMENT, all the things that make you type guys punks
It's usually the absolute bottom of the barrel in the social hierarchy that do this. For him(or her) it's the only W he can get in life. At least from his point of view. A solo dude at large social gathering with nothing better to do than look for people to sucker punch. How sad does it get?
@@theguy9067
It’s comforting to know that you and I are most definitely on the same page about this !
Live well my brother
Thank you for storytime uncle Chael
Getting sucker punched turns u into a different human. It’s primal mode at that point
"Michael Bisping hit me so hard" - That dude in a parallel universe
"I woke up in a hospital"...
That's actually what Chael said about Bisping after beating him by decision. It was a decent scrap and Chael showed impressive wrestling + ground and pound with Bisping getting some good shots on the feet.
-Luke Cockhold
Chael with the "oosh oosh oosh" 😂
Story time was great 👍.
What happened to Bisping is a grand tradition of mardi gras. It is done to people who share a certain quality with him, by people who share a certain quality with his attacker. Unfortunately it's impossible to describe these qualities without getting removed.
Come on man, Bisbing made him angry.
no he diant
Cmon man, if you don't punch guys like bisping, then you aint black - Boe Jiden
@@BrianBoru5523 he was just trying to walk home from school and miKKKhael assaulted him with his face.
Alternate title: “Story about Chael Sonnen getting assaulted by a women who looked like a dude, due to the years of binge-smoking meth.”
Everything else aside, that was some good storytelling. Thank you Chael.
Chael’s arms are so big!!!! 😍😍😍
Chill. They’re 16 inches at best. Lol
@@Jay-hp6pu L
basically clean
@@Jay-hp6pu "chill they're 16 inches at best" - gay
5:23 imagine having the balls to hit sober Chael at a nightclub - talk about crazy
It was a female?!? Wow. Was her name Kayla Harrison?
And that is when Cyborg got famous
My new favorite chael p video
“Michael Bisping hit me so hard”
Chael
He better fight Harrington.
No doubt lol and he's gonna duke him $1k . Michael is trying to make something fun out of something awful. To quote Brock '' Chicken salad out of chicken shit'' haha
Nah send me I want the burben street bitch
Next time Michael will take a page out of Chael's book .... can't let him get close.
"Every bar fight in the history of bar fights" Story time Sundays with uncle Chael
In a war only the strongest and the coward survive, the brave ones always ends up dying.
I thought the cop was trolling Chael to make him give up on pressing the charge hahaha
Chael needs to feature in Believe You Me!
To quote the great Uncle Chael : "thats weird to me."
Chael: “I wanna look like a nice guy”
Also Chael: “I can’t let you let go”
Also Chael: "I can't let you get close"
Pointless comment.
“This is her move she just walks around punching people in the face”💀😂
Chael: "Sucker Punch Stories ... how this relates to Jake, Jon and Conor ..."
"I just bring this to you because....."
There’s a reason why he’s undefeated
This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a while
Bisping is a badass!
“The Dumb Dumb “
Lmao 😂
Chael "I did nothing"
Yeah except changed the whole game
Everything sounds such much entertaining coming from this guy lol!
Hits half way
Chael: turn it the topic to me
Remember that story Chael told about masvidal beating up 3 dudes in a club. Homie stands for sucker punch’s he only has a problem with this guy cause he’s not his friend
Equal rights, equal fights
I watched Bisping explain this story twice, why am I listening to it again? Because Chael that's why!
Could you imagine bisping vs chael. Two hall of fame undefeated killers still in their prime, that have somehow never even came close to fighting.
Yeah they fought before....Bisping won
I could make a joke about Bisping letting him get close, Chael will tell ya, never let em get close, or bad shoe choices, Chael fights in flip flops, but I want to be fair, and we know Bisping didn't see 👀 it coming 😂
Chael exhales completely devoid of any fucks given : "SO DUMB DUMB"
Lost it ,Uncle Chael crashes and burns sometimes but he nailed it this time
Later on in the video Uncle Chael crashes and burns: "HE BEGS ME TO PRESS CHARGES" . Cmon Unc , you're not fooling any of us,we watch your vids all the time. Great story tho I wholesomely enjoyed and laughed out loud.
This is why Chael's son fought a girl at school.
The bit about the guy being calm and Chael questioning whether he imagined it reminds me of the episode in father Ted when Ted kicks the bishop up the arse and he turns around, Ted said i would never do that and the bishop said i thought it was unlikely maybe i need a holiday 🤣
That was awesome.
When Gomez dropped the response video on Michael, he yelled for his wife to come in and say what Michael did when he got hit....
She said he laughed in his face.
Chael Sonnen: the most honest man on the internet
Chael-"You gonna goo fiinndd hem"
Bisping-"Im still searching for his IP address"
You did the right thing. If you're not pressing charges for your own situation, you're doing it to protect the next person that will be assaulted and potentially put in a bad place.
Chael Sonnen for President 2022
2024 is better
I would love a Chael and Bisping collaboration. Chael definitely would've won the match at 185 though #undefeated #undisputed
Your story telling is top notch
"highly awkward" -Chael Sonnen
In Australia we call it a 'Cowards' Punch ,,, named after the giver not the recipient
Isn't that the exact same concept as a sucker punch (because you are a sucker if you punch like that)?
It just hit me that we don't really have a word for it in Danish, the closes would likely be a Slasker (≈ Sluggish Soft Dick Punch), or something like "an unexpected punch".
Mike and Chael piggy backing UA-cam video ideas of each other love it ! Lol
What they should really do is start a podcast together.
😂😂😂 “The guy that hit me, …….a girl!”
This is what we needed