The Tito Ortiz Instagram Snitch Story

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2019
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  • @Trashjism9
    @Trashjism9 4 роки тому +697

    I could listen to Chael make fun of Tito Ortiz for the rest of my adult life and it would never get old.

  • @mihkelnoot8465
    @mihkelnoot8465 4 роки тому +2567

    Chael out here making people tap due to verbal strikes. The man, the myth, the legend.

    • @whatisclandestine2253
      @whatisclandestine2253 4 роки тому +28

      Hydro Hyro that statement would make sense if you were a Chael fan. I believe that’s why it hasn’t gotten old for them. You got that Tito logic going for ya. Good luck with that

    • @supertrooper3870
      @supertrooper3870 4 роки тому +13

      @Hydro Hyro SHUT UP, MR. SOPHISTICATED.

    • @TheBryanArnold
      @TheBryanArnold 4 роки тому +11

      Hydro Hyro Shut the hell up and quit following him then

    • @HARwinsOUTagain
      @HARwinsOUTagain 4 роки тому +8

      @Hydro Hyro why are you even here? You know how Chael's comments section is. Get out of here

    • @stevenrowell97sr
      @stevenrowell97sr 4 роки тому +9

      The P truly stands for icon. The man who never lost a round never mind a fight.

  • @ikramzadran8527
    @ikramzadran8527 4 роки тому +522

    Last time I remember Chael dissing Tito, Tito's ex was still making money using her mouth.

  • @nodnarbregztem8546
    @nodnarbregztem8546 4 роки тому +386

    Congrats Chael, you actually beat Tito into the living death.

    • @Kegare_
      @Kegare_ 4 роки тому +31

      nodnarB regzteM He was never in no marriage.

    • @biswajitguha2410
      @biswajitguha2410 4 роки тому +16

      Without kicking a chair up too. 😄

    • @ericryan7935
      @ericryan7935 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @PakiFighter
      @PakiFighter 3 роки тому +23

      Have you heard about the lion in Africa with the big giant mane?

    • @user-vq4pf7if3i
      @user-vq4pf7if3i 3 роки тому

      He spanked his ass!

  • @formo11
    @formo11 4 роки тому +618

    I offer you this, Tito had no idea the belt was on backwards.

  • @johnj7010
    @johnj7010 4 роки тому +512

    I saw Tito Ortiz having a huge argument with the teenager working the bakery desk at our local grocery store on Friday. He was mad the sandwich buns weren’t as big as they were on the poster. Kid ended up just giving him the poster and I caught Tito trying to eat the poster in the bathroom a few minutes later. So sad.

    • @JerseyMiller
      @JerseyMiller 4 роки тому +45

      Highlyfuckingunderratedcomment

    • @rj_nbk
      @rj_nbk 4 роки тому +9

      John J tbh this doesn’t surprise me. Is that the only thing he did with the poster?

    • @reverberate79
      @reverberate79 4 роки тому +7

      LMFAOOOO

    • @Garbage315
      @Garbage315 4 роки тому +7

      HOLY SHIT LOL

    • @JWetzMMA
      @JWetzMMA 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leshan1015
    @leshan1015 4 роки тому +804

    Tito: The English language was never my friend

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 4 роки тому +39

      until it was six days a week I go five days a week three days a week I go one day a week two days a week

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 4 роки тому +17

      Let me tell you how you are feeling.

    • @james9311
      @james9311 4 роки тому +11

      He’s reaching for those words

    • @mr.e3894
      @mr.e3894 4 роки тому +10

      His maga hat cuts off oxygen to his noggin , thus killing the few brain cells he has left...

    • @drunkdude001
      @drunkdude001 4 роки тому +7

      @@mr.e3894 he had braincells left? Bro you're breaking important news here

  • @ws8061
    @ws8061 4 роки тому +205

    Chael is a master at throwing shade "wear it around town to events he wasn't invited to"

  • @PyRoTECniQs
    @PyRoTECniQs 4 роки тому +676

    "Tell another jackal story Tito "

    • @tonym3413
      @tonym3413 4 роки тому +28

      Is that the one about Christopher Walken, the lion, and the mane?

    • @tonym3413
      @tonym3413 4 роки тому +6

      Caleb P 😴 zzZzZ

    • @tonym3413
      @tonym3413 4 роки тому +2

      Caleb P I agree mostly because Tito is a goldmine lol

    • @georgeborrego5676
      @georgeborrego5676 3 роки тому +4

      Tito.......classy

    • @jacryder735
      @jacryder735 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭

  • @Infritblade123
    @Infritblade123 4 роки тому +1974

    *If Uncle Chael says an apostrophe is a hyphen, then hell, he-s right.*

    • @hraharahra
      @hraharahra 4 роки тому +42

      Tony is the type of guy that checks for hyphens more than cables

    • @mig50cc
      @mig50cc 4 роки тому +18

      Ok great I don-t see any either

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 4 роки тому +21

      Thats a bold statement

    • @denvertaylor9195
      @denvertaylor9195 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @Abel_XL
      @Abel_XL 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

  • @GTOHHH6
    @GTOHHH6 4 роки тому +170

    Uncle Chael, give us a 1 to 2 hour podcast. These small 5 to 10 minute clips aren't enough lol. We need more Chael

    • @Suvzillaa
      @Suvzillaa 3 роки тому +10

      Pretty sure his full podcast is available on most platforms, these I think are snippets taken from that

    • @user-jp3hc4ux4e
      @user-jp3hc4ux4e 3 роки тому +7

      He has a podcast , its on spotify

    • @houseofmods2104
      @houseofmods2104 2 роки тому +4

      Morgan Freeman meme:
      "He's right you know"!!

  • @NJLev
    @NJLev 4 роки тому +183

    “That is way betterer” guy is a savage lmao

  • @rhdbmw9361
    @rhdbmw9361 4 роки тому +340

    "I'm one of eleven people that watched it" lmfao classic 😂

    • @j.3o21
      @j.3o21 4 роки тому +4

      So casually says it too lol

    • @rhdbmw9361
      @rhdbmw9361 4 роки тому +3

      @@j.3o21 too casual with it lmao loved it

    • @johnsprings3322
      @johnsprings3322 4 роки тому +1

      That was hilarious

    • @teacherabdirahman7925
      @teacherabdirahman7925 4 роки тому +1

      You wrote what I was going to write 11hrs ago!!! Hahahahahhaha

    • @alcottdevalte7440
      @alcottdevalte7440 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine if Chael invited Tito to his show, it would at least have been fun if Tito asked a fan question. He must be one.

  • @marcelochauvet4748
    @marcelochauvet4748 4 роки тому +330

    Uncle Chael, you need to have a chat with your audio guy, I can barely hear you in this video over the sound of Tito tapping.

  • @jackthemac5210
    @jackthemac5210 3 роки тому +32

    Laughing hysterically with my headphones in while cleaning my car outside. Looking like a crazy person but god damn this was an amazing story. Have a good day everyone

  • @phillysphinest3946
    @phillysphinest3946 3 роки тому +32

    " I wanna outlive my children . Of course ! I mean , a hundred percent " ~ Tito Ortiz

  • @raigresham1298
    @raigresham1298 4 роки тому +433

    “.....I was one of the eleven people that watched it.”
    Damn Chael!😂

    • @frostysmoke37
      @frostysmoke37 3 роки тому +9

      I caught that and laughed my ass off

  • @watchmy666
    @watchmy666 4 роки тому +465

    Nobody can passively and casually destroy somebody else like Uncle Chael

    • @jmpsthrufyre
      @jmpsthrufyre 4 роки тому +9

      Im just waiting for the day he starts calling him Tino

    • @justinharvey451
      @justinharvey451 4 роки тому +2

      Watch My 666 i was ur 100th like

    • @watchmy666
      @watchmy666 4 роки тому +6

      @@justinharvey451 OK, great

    • @mrgannicuskz2095
      @mrgannicuskz2095 4 роки тому +4

      Dominick Cruz is up there with Uncle Chael as well, but surely not on his level!

    • @djoetma
      @djoetma 4 роки тому

      Luke Thomas...

  • @KurtzeTube
    @KurtzeTube Рік тому +2

    Uncle Chael is SO GOOD at communicating. Ending the video thanking US. I find myself mesmerized…

  • @darkcell06
    @darkcell06 4 роки тому +96

    Tito: guy can’t even put a sentence together..pshhh..if when...do grapes..cheese..wine..*rolls fingers together* buddy..you better....wait and watch..you dug your grapes.
    Interviewer:🧐

    • @JK-zh9gg
      @JK-zh9gg 2 роки тому +2

      Watching tito in 2022 has mad Joe Biden energy

  • @DarkCloudNC
    @DarkCloudNC 4 роки тому +1284

    Wraslin match
    - Chanel Sonnen

    • @ChaosYard
      @ChaosYard 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @brokenfacedclown1045
      @brokenfacedclown1045 4 роки тому +32

      Sounds like the guys of South park lmfao

    • @SSKRGaming
      @SSKRGaming 4 роки тому +8

      I read this as he said it made me laugh 😂

    • @richardsmith70
      @richardsmith70 4 роки тому

      Been telling my wife that even in grade match that is exactly how he actually says it

    • @hkballer13
      @hkballer13 4 роки тому +10

      Got it from Muhammad Ali, "I was wrasslin with an alligator"

  • @Daniel-qn7bv
    @Daniel-qn7bv 4 роки тому +50

    Tito came, he saw Chael, and he tapped.
    End of story.

  • @Figgs313
    @Figgs313 3 роки тому +5

    9:16 = The moment I spit my water out over my TV and developed 12 pack abs from laughing so hard. Goddamn Chael, you just became my hero.
    Your'er Welcome! 😂😂😂

    • @Figgs313
      @Figgs313 3 роки тому +1

      @Danny G I can't believe I stumbled across this video so late lol

  • @tazz347
    @tazz347 4 роки тому +2

    Dude, love what YOUR doing uncle chael, this channel is going to take over the internet 💯💯

  • @eg7502
    @eg7502 4 роки тому +253

    I laughed so hard when the screen showed his tweet with 'your'er' in it lol

    • @marchorsting8059
      @marchorsting8059 4 роки тому +2

      Your fans smart

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 4 роки тому +2

      If he would have just owned it that response is funny as hell and it's actually kind of clever

    • @fil4648
      @fil4648 4 роки тому

      I think it was a joke though, no?

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 4 роки тому +5

      @@fil4648 enviously. Tito has a bigger head than anyone else in the world thus he has a bigger brain than everyone else thus he is smarter than everyone

    • @benurb89
      @benurb89 4 роки тому

      Damm priceless

  • @chalky_white
    @chalky_white 4 роки тому +53

    I swear to God this is the best part of my day LOL

    • @chalky_white
      @chalky_white 4 роки тому +2

      @Trump Tight nah I have amazing days daily

    • @chalky_white
      @chalky_white 4 роки тому

      @Ok great stiches... 😂

    • @chalky_white
      @chalky_white 4 роки тому

      @Ok great I'm over here listening to it again lol'ing looking at the comments!
      Scroll down to the one that says:
      "The story has so many arms"

  • @bubbakushingtonIII
    @bubbakushingtonIII 3 роки тому +4

    How'd I ever miss this video.
    "And no we dont want to hear the lion story again" such a good part of that one comment to Tito.

  • @markfideler3802
    @markfideler3802 2 роки тому +3

    I have been down lately..but watching the back and forth between you and tito..silly and masterful Chael..made my day again

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 4 роки тому +226

    Chael is on the warpath today with his arch nemeses, Jon Jones and Tito

  • @JungleScene
    @JungleScene 4 роки тому +93

    This is amazing. Chael & Tito is one of the greatest things to ever happen in MMA. HUGE THANKS to Scott Coker, the peoples promoter, for putting these two in a fight together and starting this timeline.

  • @The_Bad_Guy56
    @The_Bad_Guy56 4 роки тому +3

    This is the best thing I’ve watched in weeks. Thanks Chael.

  • @highmetalman6
    @highmetalman6 4 роки тому +10

    At the end of this video, when Chael says “So you guys.... Well done,” seriously made me feel like I’m a superhero. I would love to make a recording of that and play it anytime I’m feeling down or upset.... WITH his permission of course! I would never go behind the biggest gangster in America’s back to use something of his. I mean, c’mon guys... Just that look of someone who is just so damn proud of their kid who hit their first home run. You can see how the look on his face is a look of someone who sincerely feels such fulfillment, bliss, happiness, and joy. Oh wait... Maybe that’s just the result of Chael speaking to my soul, and that is everything that I felt when he said, “Well done.”

  • @vedamonkar412
    @vedamonkar412 4 роки тому +189

    "the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife" - Kenny Florian

    • @mrsandura78
      @mrsandura78 4 роки тому +2

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤣

    • @davidolsen2495
      @davidolsen2495 4 роки тому

      @Rage TV lol

    • @bugezcruise173
      @bugezcruise173 4 роки тому +7

      just to correct you there never was no marriage

    • @nikkisimpson7581
      @nikkisimpson7581 4 роки тому +3

      Hey Classy Tito!

    • @KK-wn9gy
      @KK-wn9gy 4 роки тому +4

      Bugez Cruise you’re a fucking punk dude

  • @andyreid7274
    @andyreid7274 4 роки тому +111

    This story may have arms, but not as large as Uncle Chaels.

  • @26japrey
    @26japrey 3 роки тому +5

    Love listening to these stories. Youre're the best Chael

  • @scootiesmusic5528
    @scootiesmusic5528 4 роки тому +2

    Chael led me down a rabbit hole and i watched 8 episodes of tito...Titos just Tito and will never change...we all have/had friends like that...hes a big nerd but the shows were too fascinating to miss

  • @dulezninjaman4788
    @dulezninjaman4788 4 роки тому +143

    Kevin lee sees holes in his own socks

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 4 роки тому +26

    I had to pause this cause i thought someone was knocking at my front door. Noone was there, it was just Tito tapping.

  • @TooSeriously
    @TooSeriously 3 роки тому +3

    That "well done" meant more to me than anything my dad has ever said to me.

  • @phillysphinest3946
    @phillysphinest3946 3 роки тому +5

    I come back to this at least once every 3 months. It’s just a great story.

  • @shko-mi
    @shko-mi 4 роки тому +51

    Whenever Uncle Chael runs out of things to give us, he can offer us some of "Let's see what Tito's been up to lately".

    • @sararamos9162
      @sararamos9162 4 роки тому +4

      The roadrunner vs coyote... It's freaking amazing... How many times can Tito fall for the bait???? According to all the evidence, ALL THE TIME..😃

    • @ferndogg310
      @ferndogg310 4 роки тому +2

      Its gold to hear about Tito from Chael

    • @joycejohnson2751
      @joycejohnson2751 4 роки тому

      Yea he makes Tito his top subject! Because Tito live's in his head ' rent Free! 🤣🤜🏻🤛🏻💥

    • @carolynbuckley8733
      @carolynbuckley8733 4 роки тому +1

      I use to be a tito fan. Uncle Chael set me straight. Ok great.

  • @executiverobbery
    @executiverobbery 4 роки тому +171

    “Well just to correct you I was never in no marriage.”
    - Tito “Yeah, I think I tapped” Ortiz

    • @samuelcharwick2103
      @samuelcharwick2103 4 роки тому +21

      thats what you call class, compared to no class right here

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 роки тому +1

      Did her name start with *J*

    • @cole590
      @cole590 4 роки тому +3

      @Hayd Bailey just to correct you "it was never no marriage" lol

    • @califilipino
      @califilipino 4 роки тому +10

      "Wel just to kerrect u I wus neverr in know mairage"
      Tito "YOUR'ER WELCOME" ORTIZ

    • @nori7185
      @nori7185 4 роки тому +15

      That was a nasty line by me

  • @derekjester7873
    @derekjester7873 4 роки тому +8

    Definitely the best story teller in MMA. Chael is a F'ing hoot!!! 😂

  • @nickotten1358
    @nickotten1358 4 роки тому +5

    Congrats on hitting 400k!! Keep killing it Chael!!

  • @youngjc5704
    @youngjc5704 4 роки тому +574

    Tito: snitches on chael.
    Fans: tito is a rat with no education.
    Chael: okay great!!!

    • @mr.e3894
      @mr.e3894 4 роки тому +15

      Lololol no one likes him. Not maga fans , and not Chicanos because he wears maga hats ..
      😁😂🤣

    • @gravy3858
      @gravy3858 4 роки тому +3

      Esaul Viramontes we definitely all think he’s hilarious though. Tito is funny as fuck

    • @shavingcreamguy9554
      @shavingcreamguy9554 4 роки тому +7

      bradybekir no one thinks he’s funny

    • @JamesMathieson
      @JamesMathieson 4 роки тому +1

      But where does Kevin lee fit into all this

    • @kenadams9376
      @kenadams9376 2 роки тому

      I like them both. Tito in his prime destroyed everyone but Chuck and Randy. He was THEE man back in the earlier days.

  • @whitneyallen9237
    @whitneyallen9237 4 роки тому +144

    It doesn’t get more “Tito” than this...😂😂😂🙏🏻
    Unless Tito decides to tell another Jackal story.

    • @JH-nl6bp
      @JH-nl6bp 4 роки тому +2

      Whitney Allen he’s the wrong guy to mess with chael like this lol.

    • @paulbruce4177
      @paulbruce4177 4 роки тому +3

      * More Tito err'r than this *

    • @whitneyallen9237
      @whitneyallen9237 4 роки тому

      Paul Bruce 😂

    • @whitneyallen9237
      @whitneyallen9237 4 роки тому

      Common sense American real man 😂😂😂 no doubt, truly out of his element and in over his head.

  • @scottykennedy88
    @scottykennedy88 3 роки тому +2

    Man this is just gold! Chael, I can see that big ass smile 😂

  • @dontworryaboutit8938
    @dontworryaboutit8938 2 роки тому +3

    Thank youre’re, Chael. That means a lot!

  • @BlazinSkunk
    @BlazinSkunk 4 роки тому +138

    “A snap is a snap!” -Chael 2019

  • @dude157
    @dude157 4 роки тому +131

    "Fair use" is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner.
    I think this falls under parody. You could probably get your video back up and help him promote his wrastlin match.

    • @danielpoko
      @danielpoko 4 роки тому +3

      that dude it still falls under fair use. He just used a short clip, put music over it, and criticized Tito's video in the caption.

    • @chrisrayen
      @chrisrayen 4 роки тому

      Wrastling:DD

    • @mickmurrann3140
      @mickmurrann3140 4 роки тому

      shut up nerd

  • @johnmurphy1519
    @johnmurphy1519 4 роки тому

    I cant get enough keep it coming chael

  • @calebturner7831
    @calebturner7831 2 роки тому +2

    Uncle Chael is undefeated in shit talking! Best to ever do it on the internet!

  • @jesuschristsaves9067
    @jesuschristsaves9067 4 роки тому +55

    Wining the fight and the trash talk against Tito. That’s killing two stones with one bird.
    No you read it right.

  • @andymore62
    @andymore62 4 роки тому +15

    Chael dogging Tito will never get old lmao.

  • @danielstrother2494
    @danielstrother2494 3 роки тому +2

    You make a good point uncle Chael. Especially considering this is the one and only time I’ve heard of this “fight”

  • @chrome3576
    @chrome3576 4 роки тому +3

    Loving the new outros uncle chael.. The music's great and in very good taste👍

  • @codycast
    @codycast 4 роки тому +86

    The term “hot take” is so damn stupid. Glad Chael mentioned it was their term, not his.
    Edit: They’re going to “racel”

  • @djedosemir
    @djedosemir 4 роки тому +37

    tito snitched on the nine trey bloods

  • @alastairrear5611
    @alastairrear5611 4 роки тому +1

    Your´re welcome Uncle´le Chael :) I love the content you put out, keep it up.

  • @davemcinnes7886
    @davemcinnes7886 2 роки тому +2

    So smart, seemingly so nice and obviously so tough makes him a legend! He is a class act!

  • @GeraldOdonnell851
    @GeraldOdonnell851 4 роки тому +18

    This as the best ending to a segment ever.Chael you legend

  • @ardnfast
    @ardnfast 4 роки тому +58

    "He shook the wrong tree" Chael "the Oak" Sonnen

  • @lancepeters4212
    @lancepeters4212 4 роки тому +2

    I know that cause I’m one of 11 people that watched it lmao I love chael. On the mic his fights could get boring but never the build up or press conference and with these platforms he really found his calling and I love every min of it

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 2 роки тому +5

    Tito Ortiz was never in no marriage
    He will outlive his kids
    He tells the best jackal stories

  • @tigerpawdavis
    @tigerpawdavis 4 роки тому +7

    I love that no matter how much trash Chael has to talk he’s always just as quick to give kudos and makes a point to say what he likes about these guys. The true Anti-Hero

  • @Mrmcjets9
    @Mrmcjets9 4 роки тому +43

    “I clearly felt a tap” - Chael ‘The Reem’ Sonnen

  • @fightingusik4265
    @fightingusik4265 4 роки тому

    Absolutely made my morning.

  • @Kerrywilson54
    @Kerrywilson54 4 роки тому

    Chael is very well spoken. Love the content

  • @1993Erod
    @1993Erod 4 роки тому +6

    Chael might be my favorite person of all time😂

  • @RepublicDave
    @RepublicDave 4 роки тому +39

    "I might have to jump from one dimension to the next" Chael "the Chaelest Chael" Sonnen

  • @naimheredia1815
    @naimheredia1815 4 роки тому +89

    Man I just can’t over how he says “Wrastling” Instead of “Wrestling”.

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 4 роки тому +40

      *Rasslin

    • @wkcave
      @wkcave 4 роки тому +4

      MCShvabo, you said it right brother!!!

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 4 роки тому +3

      Wrasslin!!

    • @gatorbuilt
      @gatorbuilt 4 роки тому +8

      FFS...It's Wrastlin'...the Dub-ya and the T is silent...Dayum Y'all

    • @toddbucci2912
      @toddbucci2912 4 роки тому

      I was reading this comment when he said it. I was like that's interesting!

  • @busta960
    @busta960 4 роки тому +2

    Love Chaels storytime 🤣

  • @BryanMuwanguzi
    @BryanMuwanguzi 4 роки тому +6

    Whenever I see a video from Chael with Tito's name in the title, best believe I click it with the quickness. And fortunately he always delivers!

    • @Wolversquall
      @Wolversquall 4 роки тому

      Bryan Nsubuga same!!! I wish we had more

  • @gabekerr13
    @gabekerr13 4 роки тому +147

    Tell us more about these “scripted fights” Uncle Chael...

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 роки тому +1

      🤼‍♂️ knee bar

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 роки тому

      @@xbeauarcherx chael needs to tell us some bas rutten stories.

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 4 роки тому +3

      @@xbeauarcherx These kids dont know the business man, they just dont, the people know Chael has never legit lost a fight

    • @trashpanda314
      @trashpanda314 4 роки тому

      If it happened in Japan, it's scripted. Lol

  • @scottkuli9767
    @scottkuli9767 4 роки тому +18

    My favourites from this one are:
    Interviewer: "Is it true though that you're coming back in the fall? That the fight will be in the fall?"
    Tito: "Yes, it will be in April".
    ***
    He's not just a master of linguistics either. He's also an expertitious mathemagician.
    "I train six days a wee... actually six days a week. Ah, five days a week I'll train three days a week. Ah one of those days I'll train two days a week, so, six days a week I'll be training".
    ***
    Tito's multitalented. He's probably got a future at the big movie studios if he wants one. He could be the guy who comes up with interesting movie titles.
    "Me, myself, and Chuck".
    ***
    "I never let you down 'til now. I won't start".
    ***
    Looking at that last quote I'm wondering if maybe Tito was the long lost grandson of Yogi Berra.
    ua-cam.com/video/ETmcRjlqWxg/v-deo.html

    • @ws8061
      @ws8061 4 роки тому +2

      He's a meme machine

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv 4 роки тому +3

      Tito needs no long explanation when the word "simpleton" says it all.

    • @scottkuli9767
      @scottkuli9767 4 роки тому

      I don't think he's a simpleton. I think he just sounds like one :)

  • @Nathanpeirson
    @Nathanpeirson 2 роки тому +6

    You can still watch his older videos and laugh just as hard as the first time

  • @Dave_ja_vu
    @Dave_ja_vu 4 роки тому +14

    Last time I was this early, Brazilians loved Chael.

  • @Thakurufaan
    @Thakurufaan 4 роки тому +3

    "A snap is a snap". Thank you Uncle Chael

  • @wilkinsoncarpentry6278
    @wilkinsoncarpentry6278 4 роки тому

    💯 right Chael I had no idea the Wordsmith was having a little match , you should be on the payroll for this one

  • @MarcusMonkey
    @MarcusMonkey 4 роки тому +1

    I love you Chael! You’r the best! I wish you still were fighting.

  • @sohype6827
    @sohype6827 4 роки тому +17

    That was a nasty line by me
    -owner of the biggest arms in West-Lynn

  • @Sangria
    @Sangria 4 роки тому +55

    Tito's no Shakespeare, but his Ex sure knows the Longfellow.

  • @lawsighted555
    @lawsighted555 2 роки тому +3

    The song at the end is fantastic 😂

  • @tagootuesday6521
    @tagootuesday6521 3 роки тому +1

    From time to time I just binge videos of Chael trashing Tito. It’s so wholesome

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 роки тому +17

    So Tito doesn’t like videos of himself fumbling accompanied to funny music... message received... *deploying skills*

  • @deviltoys2000
    @deviltoys2000 4 роки тому +86

    "Hey Tito, How do you throw a punch?"
    Tito's response: "Tropical or Hawaiian?"

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 роки тому +2

      Too clever.

    • @damiensloan3668
      @damiensloan3668 4 роки тому +2

      @BLAZED that's gotta be Tito using an alt account

  • @ronalddonlogin
    @ronalddonlogin 3 роки тому +2

    We all owe Chael a thank you!

  • @rssfeedslive
    @rssfeedslive 4 роки тому +7

    I have never seen a match that Chael lost, he's absolutely undefeated, he's never lost a match and retired the greatest MMA fighter of all time

  • @dubus4444
    @dubus4444 4 роки тому +11

    Ohh, Dear Jaysus, when it came to the part where you revealed he misspelled his correction, I literally snorted the milk I was drinking out my nose! Cheers for that! Absolutely Fuckin' Priceless! 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisMontes1030
    @ChrisMontes1030 4 роки тому +3

    Watching uncle chael every morning is the highlight of my day.

  • @jco229
    @jco229 4 роки тому

    Sonnen your my dude bro i eat brunch and watch your vids. def a fan bro keep on

  • @DMBRNGR-nm8wd
    @DMBRNGR-nm8wd 4 роки тому

    This story was too funny and I absolutely love your outro song Uncle Chael. Undefeated, undisputed 💪👊👌

  • @xela2ooo
    @xela2ooo 4 роки тому +29

    "I might have to jump from one dimension to the next"
    - Chael Picon Sonnen
    es normal guys, es normal.

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 роки тому

      Whoop 💪🦵feet arms

  • @RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X
    @RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X 4 роки тому +5

    Thansk for answering my fan question chael!!

  • @maxxxmodelz4061
    @maxxxmodelz4061 3 роки тому +12

    To think that at one time, long ago, Tito used to actually do some cool shit and was the original "bad boy" of MMA, is mind-blowing to think about today. These days he seems like the biggest box of rocks to ever win a world title.

  • @gambitgareth
    @gambitgareth 4 роки тому

    so funny! cheers for the chuckle

  • @Dana__black
    @Dana__black 4 роки тому +80

    No one:
    Chael: Ya-rear

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 роки тому +6

      Jonathan you mean... YOUR’ER Rodriguez? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tommy_7178
    @Tommy_7178 4 роки тому +53

    "Tito always says I'm using my mouth to get my opportunities, the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife"

    • @worldsgreatestdetective926
      @worldsgreatestdetective926 4 роки тому +8

      One of the most savage lines spoken about an opponent at a press conference EVER

    • @VarietyVideoGamer
      @VarietyVideoGamer 4 роки тому +5

      First of all I was never in no marriage...

    • @Tommy_7178
      @Tommy_7178 4 роки тому +1

      @@worldsgreatestdetective926 my favorite one

    • @Tommy_7178
      @Tommy_7178 4 роки тому

      @@VarietyVideoGamer that was a nasty line by me

    • @velder22
      @velder22 4 роки тому +1

      I've seen this a hundred times get some new material, or stop stealing other people's material,

  • @njscothern3250
    @njscothern3250 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha love these "locker room talk" stories Chael more more more bad guy!

  • @derskydingus7018
    @derskydingus7018 2 роки тому +2

    Your a great storyteller, Chael.