Bill Burr Shitting on Women.
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“They swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line” - poetry
I would say 100 million white American women are wondering wtf a Gucci is. He must run with a different crowd.
@@walteroreilly8963 lol. I guarantee almost every women is familiar with Gucci; the only difference is there’s just a small portion who can afford/are willing to spend the money for that designer.
Gucci boots or a mortgage payment? Hmm… Tough choice 😉
@@christinamiller6330 agreed..
One of the most relevant and truest statements today...
As a black man I must say that Bill Burr has the permanent invite to the cookout. Talk that shit Bill🤣🤣
that's silly. No one is invited. we just love being inclusive. welcome to America.
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@@JMHCLash THATS SILLY WE LOVE BILL BURR NOT YOU & YOUR AMERICA
@@JMHCLash bruh shut up, i got diabetes, pneumonia, alzheimers and n aneurism reading this
@@THEREALLORDJ your education level is showing. Let's just end it here. I'll agree to say you won the argument, killer.
"Bullets hurt me too, why the fuck do I have to stay in the vault?" Love this punchline
That one and the one where he says, “why the fuck do I have to stand in the house fire like I’m not flammable”. 😂
I'm on a Bill Burr Binge
Look up Bill Burr in Philly and get ready to laugh
Same
Same
Me too
You and me both
Not even shitting on women he's just being brutally honest. Nothing he said wasn't rooted in so much truth!
Bingo. Truth hurts, girls... LOL
Who's gonna carry the boats?!!! Strong men. That's who
Actually when it came to the pay wage cap he was way off, woman in America have been paid the exact amount of money as their male counterparts since 1963 for the exact amount of work required.
What the real issue is that the sexual majority ( women) don’t want to work as much knowing that they can leech of their male counterparts, so in essence it’s the pay tax gap
"women just don't want to work" is the same derangement bill Burr has. It's funny that you are capable of doing these female passive agressive attacks without even noticing you are making an extra assertion, not based in any facts.
The reality is, shallow lazy men try to bring women down to their level, and women just keep doing their best. Most hard working people I know are women, most lazy asses I know are men. Sure a lot of them sabotage their careers by pregnancy, meanwhile their husbands don't even have a career, they have a shitty job they will lose eventually, but in the meantime sure they are making more...
@@svenerikmoeller8809 I agree with this Russian German dude. Been saying this for years. Every job I'm on, when the supervisor comes around looking for OT workers the women RUN and HIDE. They ALWAYS complain to stay a LITTLE LATER and are the HAPPIEST to leave.
"Let me guess, is this considered sexist?" Hahahaha
I don't know why that crowd was so awful. I hope the First Children never have presidential power, either.
"First male 1st lady" gets me every time😂
I've been saying for years that I want a president who is unmarried because I'm sick and tired of all of these totally unqualified spouses butting in with their obnoxious ideas and expectations.
@@astridgalactic9336 true! I agree, This is real life, not real housewives(husband when the time comes)
I'll be honest 2:10 is so true. My dad hired a garage door repair man to fix it. Then my step mom comes down crying saying he was threatening her. I go to investigate and it turns out the whole time she was trying to tell him how to do his job... A house wife that barely knows how to cook telling a professional of 15 years telling him how to do his job and all he told her was to go away because he was making his job difficult and stressful
She must be really stressful..
Isn't it funny how women always seem to lie, and misrepresent events, so they'll be an innocent victim? Every single time? In societies past, a woman wouldn't be believed unless she had 3 ppl to corroborate her story. 2 of which had to be men. They learned the hard way how women are, and so instituted safeguards to prevent them from destroying civilization. It was of such importance they even put it in the Bible! We have done away with those safeguards, and it was the worst mistake we ever made. It's ironic how allowing women to take us back to pre-civilization is called "progressive". I surely learned the hard way: never believe anything a woman says! Ever! It's guaranteed to be an outright lie, or misrepresentation of facts.
My condolences to you sir :(
@@ptrgr72 Really?? If she is Stressed ...that does justify her Nagging at the Mechanic And use victim card...
@@ptrgr72 you making excuses for her because she's women fantastic i see
The part where Bill shits on his female friend crying about turning 50 is awesome. Her career might decline because of her looks? But did she also think it was unfair when she was 24 and getting put to the front of the line because of her looks? Doubt it.
That's different coz *charlie browns teacher talking* 🙄🙄😂
Well that's why many of them turn into champagne feminists when they get older, not because they wanna advocate for women's right, but because they wanna kick down the ladder for women younger, more attractive than them
I've always wondered what it was like for the attractive/hot woman who turns 50. All their life they have had their a** kissed and now nobody pays any attention to them. I wonder if it ever occurs to them that this is what it's like to be a man.
Plastic surgery
Being judged solely according to your looks (or lack of them) sounds pretty arbitrary and precarious to me. Being a guy, thankfully that's not something I need to worry about much.
He’s a national treasure.
"There are no feminists in a house fire."
Bwahahahahahaha.
Neither in war, they will all start cooking and saying "men started this they gotta die" fuck em
As a woman I far prefer a guy that will call us out on our shit than try to kiss up. It’s hilarious
Well spoken sister!! 💯
when your with a women you are constantly shit tested.
Well that sucks for you because they’re tryin to eradicate that type of dude from the face of the planet. Good luck finding one who can change your tire for you. 😂
I insult and belittle stupid, whiny, spoiled women all the time.
Who's gonna carry the boats?!!! Us. That's who.
This isn't "shitting" on women .. it's. A man being dead honest
but with great talent for humor!
You let any public guy say what he says without his comedic talent and you are looking at a dude who will get a combined 1 Million Year Prison sentence from the following court battles!
Since when is speaking the truth about women, shitting on them? Just another example that proves his opinions accurate.
The title says more about what the poster thinks about women and shit than Bill Burr.
Every single first lady is a man
Yes.
I think the answer to your question ist... 2019? I guess?
What he just said about how white women high jacked the woke movement….. he is so correct… I’m crying with how correct he is!!!!!!!!!!
He did that bit on Saturday NIght Live on top of that. The balls on that man :D
@@cpthindsight1894 BAHAHAHA
Wasn't it always all women?
White women who are “woke” are probably virtue-signaling (“I’m not racist, see? I support the woke movement!! Aren’t I such a good person?”) and have the “white savior” complex, like “oh no these poor POC can’t fight or think for themselves, they’re oppressed and silenced in every single possible way, I must step in and be their heroine!!!1!”
This is just my opinion and perspective, though.
white woman are comical with their ignorance on their perks and it needs to be called out point blank especially women of color need to call it out too. they're literally sitting in the jacuzzi with the guys.
Bill Burr is 100% spot on with his rant on white women. Spot on.
literally nail on the head.
They all desperately attempt to portray themselves as victims
Nothing weirder than a white liberal woman suffering from white guilt, who claims she's a victim; except for, maybe, a black woman who claims she's still a victim of slavery.
@@mcdavid4606 yea. white women are the perpetual victims in this country lol. and let me guess. black men are killed by police more than any other race huh?
Yea, just throw these negative epithets around, that will make tensions better. Real smart. You are not Bill Burr, it does not come out the same way. Think about it.
@@unwnme no one said they were Bill Burr. He just said that he's spitting facts.
What are you complaining about?
There is nothing as much fun as playing Bill's bits in public just a little to loud. Feminists will give you the look of death. Oh my God how I love Bill Burr
Definitely will try to do this one day , thank you for the advice wise one
Just gave me an idea... lmao
Oh. You’re one of those.
The stuff he says isnt anti feminist. Any reasonable feminist will more or less agree with it it
@@spaceowl5957 yeah... Titanic. I've seen them lose their shit.
I love that my wife never tries to fill my schedule.
Lucky bastard... 🤣🤣🤣
blink twice if somebody held you at gunpoint
@@sudarmaji77 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
one in a million
My wife knows better. I work too hard too be scheduled by Her! Why I love her We're equal's and We talk first!
I'm a straight man of 65 years and have always been single. The older I get the more I realize I made the right choice. Like right now...I am on the internet drinking my coffee, having a smoke, and there's no women in the next room bitching at me for doing that. "MY BODY, MY LIFE, MY CHOICE."
Happy wife, happy life? No wife, fantastic life!
I mean it’s great that you’re happy with your lifestyle but u do sound a little bitter though
Your idea of a wife sounds like it came from comedians. You need a better source. Married 21 years better than fantastic.
@@spaceowl5957 Bitter? Not at all. Everytime I hear a comedian (or anybody) complain about the women in thier life I smile and think, Thank goodness I didn't make that mistake.
@@mystdragon8530 No, my idea of a wife comes from 35 years in retail. I see and hear all the men who are dominated by their wives. Always following them around looking like lost souls. Having to ask permission to spend even $10. "I have to ask the boss". "whatever she wants" etc. Glad you are happy, you must be one of the few lucky ones I saw from time to time. (or you like/need someone to tell you what to think and take care of you like a mommy)
@@ohreally331 I don’t think there’s anything wrong with living the single life what so ever. You do you and I’m glad it’s worked for you for so long. Most women are crazy that’s why with 99% of the ones I’ve been with I just skeeted and yeeted. However, there a few good women out there and i was lucky enough to find one that was perfect for me. I haven’t had to change my lifestyle at all. I still go to the gym when I want,smoke my weed when I want, go out when I want, buy what I want. Then I get all the great things that come with a relationship: amazing sex life, a caring and loving partner, a great friend, a partner in crime, someone to do wild thing with and explore life with.
I won’t ever let anyone including my partner control me I’ve set my ground rules and she’s set hers and we live happily together.
This isn’t shitting on women, this is just our older generations viewpoint and brutal honesty! The guy just tells it like it is! It’s the way tells it, his delivery, that makes him hilarious! 😂
Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians ever I love all his shows
I'm not a woman but I have women as friends so that give me the right to speak on thier behalf and I want to say I approve this message on the behalf of all women.
That bit on SNL was hilarious knowing it was shown on Blue Pill TV 🤣
"no means no" and "i hate Obama's wife" honestly the best and most realest bits ever
Bill burr is funny af been watching his content for years. Never gets old
Love him! And his rage style on the stage, so rare now
"Wait your turn Abigail!!!" LOL
He is the truth! He says what we're all thinking but can't say.
Girlfriend: “There a poetry reading at the Library Saturday night. I’d like for us to go to it."
Me: "Lets just break up instead."
I'm 100% woman and I love Bill!
Dude's brilliant. I can't stand very many women for a lot of reasons he describes in this great compilation. I've seen too many guy friends screwed over by crazy, I'll say bitches. Mr. Burr has figured out bitches for sure. 👍❤👏
Well I'd be concerned if you were 75% woman... 😅
@@crotolamo1 Gotta make certain things clear these days, my friend.
Thanks for the laugh. 😄❤️
@@ellisbell614 I feel ya. Society is falling these days. New day, new gender
Now I really wanna see a 95% woman. 😅
@@johnconor8489 Absolutely. I truly feel awful for young men dating these days. 🤯
I'm 41, so obviously BIG difference. I saw a post where a dude's pick up line, if you will, is "So, have you always been a woman" I couldn't laugh because it's so true. Checking for an Adam's apple...
I don't get it but who am I? 😂
Stay safe out there! 🙏🏻❤️
His jokes are funny because there’s truth involved
They're not hateful either
I had a completely different expectation for this video. Nonetheless, I’m glad I’ve now discovered this Bill Burr guy. He’s hilarious. 😆
bills awesome, he even got a role on the mandalorian, that starwars show everyone was raving about? haha he was so funny as they kinda let him be himself and his character was just as outspoken on the empire it was hilarious.
This dude is On Point!
I said that exact same thing on his video about women’s sports.
Bill is a national treasure that must be protected at all cost. Not many speak truth this bluntly.
Not since the Diceman
I love that this hilarious man just goes tf off on everything 😂😂😂
Burr has more value than the entire 2022 Oxford Humanities class.
I'm totally convinced that this is George Carlin reincarnated! 👊🤣x3
I was married for 20 + years and recently started dating again. Bill has completely reminded me of all the things that completely sucked about being married. He nailed when he said you have a free Sunday and they want to fill it up with stupid shit. Ain't that the truth. I have a feeling that is why I have gone on about 10 dates so far and none of them were white women, I am white and I am sick of white woman.
Bruh all women do this shit not just white women, like seriously?
@@tacticalcrusader3709 Agreed, but like the OP after 5 years of dating since my last relationship I avoid white western/entitled/conceited women like the plague. The odd's aren't great being in a predominantly white country so maybe it's a ratio thing.
What the hell does a woman's color have to do anything Bill Nurr said; nothing.
@@DanvsMedius There are general cultural and psychological differences between people of different ethnicities. It's not a bad thing, but to pretend it's not there isn't healthy or rational.
@@tacticalcrusader3709 not wrong.. though in my time dating woman of color and white woman, they seem to do it infinitely more haha
3:40 is so unbelievably true, and I feel guilty if I just wanna sit and watch films or play games all day...
He’s one of the few honest ones. Hilarious.
He's a great example of when baldness makes you more attractive!
No I liked his hair but he's good looking both ways.
female here: this is funny as f! love blunt truthful humor!
I need to keep my day offs at work a National Secret, so i can just chill with my friends watching a ball game and having a 🍻
You can tell a woman posted this I’ve been watching this dude for years now he’s brutally honest and you can’t handle it 🤣🤣💯
some gorgeous "to die for" lesbians next door gave me a rolex for xmas......wasn't what i meant when i said ....."i wanna watch" !!!
when i go blind i want Bill Burr to be my seeing eye dog!!! he makes the best observations !!!!
love ya bilbo !!!
Well kids, this is a perfect example of a real-world scenario in which properly annunciating your words is preferable: had he said "I want to watch" instead, they'd have likely understood!
Don’t know why he gets away with it but he does. I bloody love Bill Burr (and I’m a woman)
How do I find an angry ginger Irish American so adorable??
Like a cranky old uncle 🤣🤣
OMG his woman voice is creepy but good 😂 4:47
Can never get enough bill burr, he has the same attitude same angry shit built up over years as me, so I relate to him, there is no 0 to 100 im always at 75 he said, and I couldn't think of anything more relatable the shitting on ppl he sees the same shit everybody does but hey its 2022 u can't dare speak up on anything wrong,Bill does he goes nuts. a man u want to have a beer with and listen to his views
his latest on the WNBA is genius
"You sir go do some first Lady stuff!" 🤣🤣🤣
“Given womens track record with running major corporations… and driving…they don’t belong in the White House… if you can’t control a car without crashing you should not be able to control a country” - my wife 🤣
yup they all tend to forget about their Amy comey Sarah Palin Carla Floria and the boeberts of the world
Women statistically get into less accidents while driving but ok ig..
Thay get into a lot more little fender benders. They are awful drivers for the most part.@@Iamhere829
Love it👍
That titanic line killed me 😂😂
I always come back to hear his jokes lol, I love this type of humor and he's one of the best at it
Clickbaited by Scarlett Johansson. Of course. You got me Bill.
As a white woman I find his jokes funny and spot on))))
As a person,, I don't care what colour your skin is.
Bill is a national treasure!
Kickass guy, love the glint in his eyes as he / the crowd enjoys life...
"Am sick of Obama's wife" 🤣
This guy is a LEGEND! RESPECT!
He's always hilarious
This man is a living legend
He’s pointing out real situations and that’s why it’s funny. TRUE
He's just being brutally honest
I don’t know if he’s shitting on them. But he’s making some points.
If he is, it's some good fertilizing shit.
Signed;
A Woman
THIS GUY IS A LEGEND
This man is a treasure ..one of the last of the greats
shitting = telling the fucking TRUTH.
"With my SUV n my heated seats, u don't know what its like to be me" lmao, I live in Prescott Az. 50% of those type women live here!
Love this! So true
Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!
I fcuking love bill burr!!!!!! Mate u are awesome! A mind reader!!! U at everything I’m thinking!!!!!!
Constructive criticism. Dude never "shits on women" he just talks about the same shit everyone else thinks and a few actually say a loud.
*and I'm not hating on you or anything just saying the video title is a bit misleading
The thing is that Bill himself sometimes calls it "shitting on women"
@@jju00 he also tries to say that he does dick and shit jokes. But none involve either. He plays a humble idiot not to piss off the dumb people.
Ok Soy Boi!
Every single first lady is a man
@@jju00 He's exaggerating and covering his ass. He's a comedian, after all. You notice that in many of his routines where he roasts women he often follows it up with something self-deprecating and/or a roast of men. It's a way to keep people from getting butthurt and labeling him a "misogynist". It's sort of like when someone presents legitimate criticism of women people who are salty over it try to distract the issue by trying to turn it around and make it about men's failings.
'First male First Lady' 😆
Worst part is, is that 100% of this is exactly true.
Never gets old. I don't know how many times I have listened to his work. What a gifted talent.
God a love how bill burr jokes on women
Bill’s the best! So hilarious❤
This is not hating on women. This is the reality.
🔥🔥🔥🔥bill is the best
Bill is freaking hilarious!!!
Lmaoo you're hilarious😂😭
Bill Burr🇺🇸
"It's harder for women to go to the gym."
Never understood why women want a stomach that looks like a man's anyway,and sure don't know why a man would find it attractive .
Well, the reason for that is women are allowed to have standards for men, men are not allowed or not supposed to have standards for women. Men having standards means that some women might not meet those standards and that might make them sad. They might cry. That harms women because, apparently, they're such fragile creatures they can't handle the slightest barrier or judgment but also are simultaneously strong, independent, and don't need men.
When you understand that, for most women, right and wrong is "whatever benefits me in the moment is good, whatever doesn't benefit me is wrong or is at least a waste of time" these contradictions make sense.
@@177SCmaro don't forget that's starting to extend to trans woman as well, even if you got matching equipment your a bigot and a patriarchal piece of filth for even insinuating that they have a penis, they're a woman! even though they aren't! we can't even have preferences anymore without them being touted as standards that are to impossible for any woman to attain, even when they aren't.
Number 1 comedian on my list for this decade. The only who makes us laugh.
He just wanna flip the whole forking table…I’m dead
He's right and funny
And he gets with a black woke women, I love it. On so man
y levels I love it their fights must be epic
Who said she was woke
@@squad7857 She is, or at least was as the story progresses he starts to expose things to her and she can't stand behind it because it began to make less and less sense; seriously do research on this, find the videos of her, and him and him talking about her it's a pretty enjoyable journey.
Bill is hilarious 😂
Nailed it really well!!!
Bill's hilarious. The second bit about the first lady demonstrated a lot of woman's hypocrisy.
Makes you understand why he and Patrice O'Neal was such good friends.
Lol
*subbed*
He is great!
I was sick of michelle obama because she messed with my school lunches
As the last good man remaining on Earth! I see him telling the truth and of course women want to hear anything but the truth.
As you all know, Earth is suffering because of women and men that stuck with women. If there is a good woman, I spent along time on Earth and didn't see one! Too bad lol
Bill is my spirit animal
OMG!
This guy is legend
He may be obnoxious to some but I agree with everything he says, he's just right about a lot of things
He’s not shitting on women. He’s shitting on a specific brand of women. There’s a difference. If you don’t do the things he’s talking about, then you’re not one of those women and he’s not talking about you, so ignore him.