Dane Cook's Brother Stole MILLIONS From Him - YMH Highlight
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- Опубліковано 3 тра 2019
- Some say it's difficult to work with family. Dane Cook tells Tom Segura and Christina P about the scandal with his brother and how he stole millions of dollars from him. He talks about the hardships involved with being betrayed by family and eventually testifying in court against them.
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His mother died 2006 his father died 2007 and his brother was sent to jail in 2007. Holy shit.
When it rains it pours
Man, here I was thinking I was having a bad year. God damn.
So sad :(
2000 and 6 was a great year for Dane.
Yet Dane Cook is still THE most positive guy out there
Dane's brother put himself in prison.
Very observed assessment. Super Intense description, Jean's should put that in the description of the video. Your wise af.
Your a fascinating spectacle they should try you out on the podcast.
@@tattoojay88 I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not but the title seems click baity.
@@tattoojay88 Give it a rest, pal!
TattooJay88 ugh such a try hard 😂
When he said “I loved my brother...” man. I feel for him. Lost his whole family in a few short years.
That’s what he wanted the fuck lmao what’s the reason he felt the need to do all that to begin with you can’t be famous an not take care of your blood yoo
@@kronikoolgaming9578 are you really blaming Dane and not the brother? Tf are you on?
Me, too! You know he may not be dead to him, but the person he once was is
@@kronikoolgaming9578 have your family steal from you and come back to us. Also, he provided him with a job, the fuck are you talking about? Did you even watch the video fully?
@@kronikoolgaming9578 what?
Can you imagine getting to the point where you don’t even need to check your finances? I look at my bank account like 5 times a day and say “yup, still broke.”
LOL...that sounds familiar!!
I couldn't even imagine lol
Lol! Broke life!!
It would be nice to be so rich to not notice someone stealing millions from you. But other times I'm glad I'm not rich because I'd probably be like most rich people and be an ass.
It's not just about richness. I grew up poor, I'm currently doing okay but not well off by any means. Financial anxiety generally has me push any thought of finances, bills, etc completely out of my head. I used to never check my bank account, talking 1-2 years without checking. And I often had a sinking feeling that I had no money in the bank, but when I inevitably checked it had only grown of course. Because I grew up poor I just live extremely frugally. Had $300 rent and almost no other bills, so my weekly $500 paycheck meant I didn't really have to look at my accounts. It's taken years to break these habits and I still struggle to check into my finances
My uncle stole from my dad and sold off his identity when I was a kid. My grandma made my dad let it go and forgive him because "he's your brother." My uncle kept stealing and hurting people. They enabled him, so im glad Dane cook made that decision.
Same with my aunt... and she continues to lie and steal... if my grandma just allowed the justice to go down the first time maybe she wouldn't have continued to do so much damage to our family 😕
My cousin and her mom stole my uncles bakery from him, literally forged the deed, but he didnt want to sens them to jail so he didnt press charges and let them keep it.
Yeah idfk why our background is like this, really unforgiveable shit gets swept under the rug on the basis of "family" like some of the worst shit I've seen people do to each other is from blood
Seems like forgiveness isn't something you can be made to do, at least deep down
@@nateb4543 i think forgiveness is noble, not but always necessary or helpful, but in the end the decision to forgive is made by the one who was wronged. And their own morals can decide whether or not to act on it.
The real sad thing is that Dane probably loved his brother so much that had he just asked him for the money, he would probably have given it to him...
No doubt, you can tell how much he loved and trusted him genuinely. F'ed up stuff, like everyone says family and money dont and should NEVER be mixed.
Lol. Sure. THERE is MORE to this story than what Dane says. His brother cant defend himself here, remember that. Dane is an actor.
@@donaldmack2307 I was thinking the same, kinda wanna dig deeper and see what pops up. Dane doesn't come off as a angel to me lol I know his fans would disagree but whatever.
@@donaldmack2307 The brother COULD defend himself in court, and apparently that didn't go so well. I understand your point that Dane is an actor and partly a conman himself, but he literally gave the dude a job, and control over his finances. I think it's logical who's on the right side of this, unless you are just a biased a-hole that really needs to hate someone. There is MORE to this story, because the wife was ripping him off too. They don't just hand out convictions to high profile white people.
@@Danielson1818 Goddamn, was with you till that bullshit rave baiting at the end.
I haven't listened to Dane Cook in almost 20 years, but watching this, I'm convinced to listen again. The guy can tell even sad stories in such a gripping manner.
Dane Cooks stand ups are not 20 years old goof ball lol.
@@dontbestupid6664 Yes it has been that long. It doesn't feel like it though lol He was on Comedy Central's Premium Blend in 1998 and Comedy Central Presents in 2000. It has definitely been 20 years and more
All Gen-Xers can. 😂 We were so ignored, we make everything a Brian de Palma film. 😆
Oh, don't do that. He's not good.
@@fermisurface2616 hard to not feel bad for the guy tho
Man do I feel this. It's crazy how family can betray you. My mother cheated on my father and left him for another man but they never divorced, 2 years later he passed in a car accident. He had taken her off his life insurance policy and added me, left everything else to me including his house and she tried to take me to court over it! She demanded I let her and her boyfriend live in his house rent free even though my Grandmother was living there as my dad had moved her in and she wanted me to kick her out! She also wanted half of his life insurance. If only you knew all the terrible things she said and tried to do. She even tried to go to the bank the day AFTER he died and tried to get back into his account! Thankfully he had taken her off all the accounts but she tried to say because they were still technically married (which they were although legally separated) that I needed to give her everything. Even his personal things.
I don't speak to her anymore.
theres a lot of psychos out there that arent murdering people, but theyll gladly destroy a family
Man so sorry to hear this. My mother and I don't get along either. Not because of something like this as my dad's still alive thankfully. But, I can understand and appreciate exactly how it is to have to cut your own mother out of your life. It's a sad thing to have to do...
I sure hope you made sure she got nothing!
I feel for you man. Some of us(me included) have vile selfish family. And it sucks cause you never expect your family to actually do it and be that way.
Stories like this make me sick to my stomach. Sadly, I hear these stories far too often. I hope this situation doesn’t deter you from seeing the good in certain people. There are still some of us left. Praying for you and everybody else whos souls are still intact despite the evils which we are surrounded by constantly 🙏
"I love my brother, I really did."
Damn, that is one deep cut. Good to see Dane back around too.
Yeah man the look in his face when he finished that sentence ... ouch. :(
Meh. He's a terrible comedian.
@Jay Cee it's America's fault he stole millions from his brother? No, I don't think so. I know people from far more poor and corrupt countries who'd wouldn't do that.
Is it though?
@@jeffreyyoungblood7438 eh anyone who makes millions upon millions off their craft could hardly be considered terrible. Not your taste perhaps would be the better way to word it.
As the feds seize all his brothers assets - “That’s an 81 Honda, how dare you!”
😂😂😂
😁🤙
Nice!
😂😂😂🤜🤛
Haha classic .. not many will understand this at all but classic
Ive never really been a big fan of Dane Cook. I've never had anything against him either. But I've always respected him for his genuine good hearted nature. U can tell just by looking at him that he's got a heart of gold
He literally hired his brother to give him a better life probably payed him more money have him better benefits and his brother just wanted all his money. This is actually heartbreaking.
Dane Cook is slowly turning into an older Dane Cook as he gets older.
Lmao
Wait really???
I can see the similarity...
Lol
That's what happens when you age...
Family is the worst when dealing with money.
Unless ur mom
KhalifWriter.
I’d put that bitch in jail too 🤙🏻
Unless, you're Beyonce's Dad
Never mix family with money or business
Y'all's family situations suck, I'm sorry. Never tell others, especially whom you don't know, that they shouldn't do something based on your narrow experience. People often forget how separated their life experience is from another to the next. There are good families who love and trust one another, and there are broken families. Coming from two families that split, my mother's family is a dysfunctional cesspool of negativity and malice, whilst my dad's family is loving, trusting, and hold no judgement towards one another. I trust those people with my life and belongings, as for my mother's side, I can't say the same. Just because your circumstance led you to that conclusion, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Humans are tribal by nature, and family is, probably, the most accessible tribe to be a part of. Don't forget the capacity for humanity; especially the millions of facets of it that you have not, and most likely, will not experience. The internet can and will only do so much for it's user in our search for understanding and I truly believe we, as a general populous, often fail to consider that. Just a thought. It's hard to make such a claim. I wonder how bad the Jews or China would treat your money? Maybe even your local church?
“Where did Dane Cook go?”
“Ah ok, good shit.”
Holy shit!!! 💯🤣
first time seeing him as himself and i must say dane seems like a really kind and genuine person.
I don’t give a fuck what you “must” say
@@StoicBroic take it easy, edge lord.
@@StoicBroic Then why'd you reply lol
Hes a dick lol. And not funy at all
I promise you he isn’t… much closer to a typical celebrity LA a hole who forgot where he came from. Now wants sympathy because he was too busy at the BK lounge 🤣
*NEVER* do business with family. Never.
Best advice
What if you have a family business ?🤔
Depends what kind of family you have
@@Seven-_-Doves Exactly
Money and blood don’t mix like two dicks and no bitch, find yourself in serious shit
"Next to friends, no one will do you worse than family."
Yes.very very true
. Esp
White
People
@@karencarney7595 racist asshole
@@inhumanfilth681 I'm white u butthole. And it was a joke
In laws can take it to a whole new level
No one plunges the knife deeper into your back than family, and all the while they'll be telling you that it's what you need.
Wow. The way he handled that…he turned a deeply frightening and devastating situation into an opportunity to pick himself up and work even harder. A lot of people would have been broken and laid down and given up.
🤟
Yeah it really sucks when someone takes something you’ve worked for
Having MONEY stolen from you is neither deeply frightening nor devastating.. not like rape or murder c'mon.. no it sucks but life will go on... Pfffffff
@@RideForLifeCR250R Having a majority of your money stolen from you can be EXTREMELY devastating, especially when your entire career explicitly revolves around your ability to get people to like you enough to give you their money so you can live. Obviously its not as traumatizing as rape or murder, but he worked hard for everything that he had only to have it stolen by someone he truly loved. That's cold blooded regardless of how you look at it, and it would fuck alot of people up mentally. He hasn't really been that active or put out much else since then, and he was practically at the height of his career at that point.
Dane Cook needs to send his plastic surgeon to prison next.
i love how Dane swiftly stopped himself after starting to describe the definition of sociopath and realizing everyone in the room would fit that description lmao
Go on
I would go with more narcissist over sociopath
@@pheynx7573 narcissists and sociopaths aren't mutually exclusive.
That being said, I'd say he's more of a psychopath by being cold and calculated. Sociopaths are emotional ad heated
@@jamesc302 really? Tell us more Dr Phill
@@zerojee6236 I don't need to be Dr Phil to read the DSM 5 and learn basic psychology???
Maybe if you took time to learn, you wouldn't be so smug
Bugs me when people say ''my relative is doing horrible thing x but I don't want to confront them and ruin the relationship."
No, they ruined the relationship by doing horrible thing x.
I think what he's actually saying is that once he acknowledges it, the change to the relationship is real and concrete and that's when you really *feel* its loss. I don't think he meant it that literally.
It seems like Dane thought of this half-sibling as a full brother that he loved, while the thieving D-bag saw Dane as an ATM. If he didn't think Dane paid him enough, he should've kept his prison job. Now he's back at the prison.
It's the grieving process. Also I love wintergreen flavor, just sayin.
Denial is strong when someone cares deeply for the perpetrator. However, after denial comes anger, which came on strong for Dane. Wintergreen reminds me too much of rubbing alcohol, otherwise it is v refreshing. Just sayin✌
It's his half brother so it's not that big lol
I HAD NO IDEA THIS HAPPENED....... wow..... hats off to Dane for taking it all in stride.
It looks more like he's taking it and packing it around his midsection
Dale Gribble you stealing my identity again!?!?!
Rusty Shackleford He doesn’t bring it up because he will probably have to answer to all the comics in the Boston area he stole most of his jokes from that he made those millions with
Rusty Shackleford what can you do but laugh or wallow in self pity when your own flesh and blood betrays you.
I’d rather laugh about.
@@raycooper3940 Thank you. Came for this.
Wow, I couldn't imagine the level of betrayal he must have felt!
Even tho Dane’s comedy isn’t really my thing he truly is a very warm and good person
If you want to see your family’s true colors, go through an inheritance situation. You will see real quick if they actually love you.
Very true, my wife’s family fractured when her grandma passed, people stole money and such… my biological grandpa just passed recently (I was adopted) and I got a phone call from my uncle to tell me that since my mom passed years ago they were going to split her share between my brother and I evenly, papers got signed for the lawyers within a week, no quarrels and everyone was more worried about each other. Two inheritance situations with no will with very different outcomes!
(they don't)
I found out mine love money 😳
Can confirm
True. I've seen people turn on each other that you'd never think would.
He did standup in my city, and after the show he came back out for almost an hour, and just talked to people and answered questions. He did a great set, but his engagement after was awesome. Such a genuine nice guy, I really gained a lot of respect for him after that. He talked very open and honest about himself, I’m really glad he got some resolution after his brother screwed him
He came out to Iraq and did stand up. He stayed after to take pictures and talk to anyone who wanted to. There were thousands of us there. Great dude
Which one? They're both stand up comedians
Seems like a good dude...
@Ashely Andrews Why would anyone lie about that LMAO
@Ashely Andrews You sound extremely jealous
His voice is just my whole childhood
Very sad indeed
Man... I knew I've always loved Dane for a reason but I didn't expect to be hit with this kind of information on his life that HE is sharing to the public. Thats a hard thing for him to go through especially after his parents had gone. Its good to see him doing so much better.
He seems like he’s doing so well even after all that misfortune 👍🏼👍🏼
The movie should be called...wait for it... "COOKED BOOKS"
i dunno "Books Cooked" seem's more HollyWood
@@worthingtonl9484 cooked books is fine. Get your own joke!
You win it all
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
More ppl please like this mans comment so this movie can happen
He sounds very humbled. Would like to see him back on the scene again.
Me too. I don't understand the hate he gets.
Idk if it's still going but he has or had a tour going on. Just saw him back in March. Good show.
Duntae Macklin People say he was as bad a joke thief as Carlos Mencia.
@@Krowing87 he was accused of stealing ONE joke from louis ck and that beefs been squashed for over a decade.
@@snavisTM Literally on Louie
I can’t help but watch Employee of the Month whenever it’s on. It’s lowkey hilarious.
High key! It’s actually really good
It’s really good.
its funny you mentioned this. Im not a dane cook 'comedy' fan but I love him in that movie.
Dane really has a great sense of how to tell a story. It always sounds genuine and honest. I hope he's able to find a resurgence and it's nice to see the hate start to dissolve.
Damn that’s gotta be really damaging to the way you look at anybody in your life as far as trust
There is no trust once youre proven to theyre a thief. You'll always have that thought in the back of your head if the took something.
No different than a cheating wife. Trust no one. Most people are shit, good people are rare.
So so true man. Horrible these things happen to people.
It's a wake up call. Emotions are great but you have to really think about things when it comes to trusting people. It's a dog eat dog world out there. Family...ha. family are just people.
Never go into business with your family if you're in the entertainment business. I've seen this so, so, so many times. Over and over again.
"I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart".
Lol nerd
Lol niiice
😂😂
Godfather hehe
Coleman maybe that's because michael had him shot on a rowboat
"He thought he was The Burger King, ya know what I'm saying?!" Dane Cook in a comedy special on Comedy Central 20 years ago, speaking of his older brother managing a local Burger King they worked as teens.
Oh man the BK lounge is still funny today.
My mom used my credit since I was 16 and put a bunch of bills left outstanding under it. See people say blood is always with you. That statement 100 percent is dead now. Family means nothing in a world where everyone is out for themselves.
Yes!! Preach! Family is there for you. Family can be anyone. I built my own family.
That’s sad but not all families are like that. At least mine isn’t. My brothers and sisters have had each others backs forever. Cousins on the other hand…..lol but that’s really sad to hear man. Hopefully in the future you get better things man
Dude. That must be so disorienting. It just seems like such a basic thing to be able to trust your mum. I can’t imagine how upsetting and destabilising that must have been.
I hope you get to grow from that somehow.
@@stevothefellow yeah bro and that’s nothing really. Why I don’t talk to my mom anymore is because in 2018 my wife and myself lost our first baby at 37 weeks. She had what’s called a still birth. Which she had then do everything to find out why it happened. And they couldn’t find anything. As we are trying to get through this horrific tragedy my mom decides to start harassing me that my wife was the reason our Lily passed. For me that way the last straw. She didn’t have a car at the time so I left with my wife and let her borrow my car for a week or so to figure it out. She crashed it by nodding off 2 days later in plain daylight. That car was a gift from my grandfather, her dad. Who died about 6 months props due to cancer.
@@SplashyandDuckiesadventures 100 percent not all families are like that. And I try and let all my friends know always when they are acting fools with theirs. I’m a walking reminder why you should be super grateful to have an amazing family.
"Can I manage your accounts again?" Tom's hilarious.
Dane: my brother stole my money
Tom: I love this shit!
Christina's smile drop instantly and she shot Tom a look right then.
Yeah. What a bizarre reaction
@@jcrocks6698 he’s a psychopath lol I love it
I noticed that too lol
That was hella tone deaf
So I was feeling sorry for myself because a mate stole my car keys today. Then I heard Dane's story. Counting my blessings! 😂👌
I saw Dane at the Laugh Factory one night in LA and was not only hilarious but saw him after and told him that he was great and he stopped, shook my hand, chatted for a bit. He’s a genuinely kind person.
I saw Dane at the Laugh Factory too. Chappelle Showed up and went on stage. It's on UA-cam. He talks about Kramer/Michael Richards.
Dane: "Sociopaths are like chameleons."
Christina: *glances meaningfully at Tom*
Dane: "What just happened?"
Tom: *Rictus grin*
What’s a rictus ?
😂😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah. She was trying to hint that tom is exactly like the dude dane cook is talking about. Body language ain't hard to pick up on.
Honestly I think that he and she applied the context to themselves without speaking, ironically showing they aren’t precisely sociopaths. Even if they have chameleon tendencies. I think they experienced some stuff that made them a little more capable of finding that place. Where their emotions for whatever reason aren’t lining up correctly. Happens with trauma, where it makes it difficult to feel the emotions of a stressful situation directly. Or feeling the wrong emotion. Disassociation. Or depersonalization. And in those states you don’t or can’t process emotions correctly. Add in some bad habits, like lying or some other coping mechanism in youth. Yeah the joke that Tom is a sociopath isn’t without merit. But he wouldn’t see how that story related to him if he was.
@@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 dead smile
"My brother actually thought he WAS the Burger King" - Dane Cook
Brother probably hated that bit
lmaooooo
"He would put me on drive-thru every night."
now its become obvious dane is the burger king
He was a DIIIICK.
Ive watched and showed this to so many people but i give serious props to both YMH and Dane for this interview
You have to admire how Cook handled such a devastating loss and how he describes it. I have a lot more respect for him as a man if not so much as a comedian. Even if it’s not my taste, it’s amazing to me how people can get up on a stage alone and create an experience for huge crowds. Cook came up with his own thing that killed. This interview shows that he’s also a man of character. At no point did he wallow in victimhood. He just got more motivated and focused.
I'm really impressed with how he's handled this. Seems like a really decent guy.
He has talent and hit a huge wave of popularity. He decided to help his family and spread the money. His idiot brother screwed it all up. I could never do that to my brother
It was A setup by Dane for his brother to take the fall. Notice how easily he shrugs it off and placed blame on ‘half brother’. Dane found a scapegoat for some shady financial dealings...
@@bkb04g i would need to see proof of that because it makes no sense at all.
@@bkb04g There's a whole bunch of mental gymnastics there, fella.
@@bkb04g maybe he "easily shrugs it off"...BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO. jfc.
6:06 "A sociopath is..." - Christina's side eye at Tom!!!
This is so crazy. Damn, he's been through so much with his family. The more I find out about him the more things make sense. I'm glad people aren't hating on him so much, now.
As somebody who did time in prison: You shouldn't ever trust anybody that's worked in a prison.
Big facts. Some of the COs are worse than the people behind the bars. I could name a few honestly but I ain’t like that.
Ur both gay
Settle down people. He's almost 50. People act like he's supposed to look the same forever.
Ikr
We all grow old. And he looks very good for his age actually! We can’t always count on these snap chat filters to keep us looking so fine 😂
PrimeInChina he looks amazing for 50. Still swooning lol
He looks good for 50 though
The ppl that say that aren’t smart enough to understand how aging works.
“I had just trusted him.” Makes you wanna cry.
@Not Robot So you think it's poetic justice for borrowing one or two jokes? I don't like Dane Cooks comedy much but 99% of the material he does is his. I actually watched the Louis episode where he and Dane discuss Dane borrowing his joke without realising he'd taken it. I mean think about it dude why would Dane steal a joke from his friend and put it on an album? Makes no sense that he would do that intentionally unless there was beef and Louis was rumoured to be harsh on male comedians who were good looking so maybe Dane took it after Louis roasted him a little too hard? I'd buy that more than Dane Cooks is an evil talentless hack who deserves to have his money stolen by his own brother.
BTW joke theft has been happening since the dawn of stand-up and will only get worse now as everyone thinks they're a comedian on social media so it's easier than ever. I bet even your favorite comedian stole a joke and you don't even realise it
@Not Robot Stealing jokes vs getting all your money stolen are not nearly the same crime.
I know. Lots of people have trust issues. It is sad when people trust only to be screwed over
The title should be how Dane Cook’s brother put his own self in prison! What a betrayal of trust and love. Jealousy is a beast!
Dane seems like a genuinely good person. Wish him nothing but continued success. Hope his brother is holding someone’s pocket in prison too.
Dane Cook is slowly transforming into Will Ferrell as he ages.
but without all the funny and talent
Faster than Ferrell
what in the fuck. how? lol
mixed with nick swardson
aa bbb wait your assuming will has talent that’s hilarious even more so then his more recent movies.
His brother was a correctional officer and he risked going to prison? Seeing how inmates live and he chose to risk it?
willy541000 just goes to show you threat of prison is not really a deterrent.
willy541000 That kind of money will make people do very dumb and dangerous things
He was arrogant enough to think he’d never be caught.
@@adelaidemarie well, it can be. Just not for stupid ass people.
Cesar Vasquez for who?
He's just so down to earth and genuine. I've never been to a show but I loved him in My Best Friends Girlfriend.
This is the best interview I've ever seen.
I don’t care for his comedy, but he seems like a cool guy. Certainly, I’d never wish this on anyone.
Ben Hur Every comic steals jokes. There are no new jokes, just different ways of delivering them. That being said, I like his delivery of jokes. But he’s a good guy when it comes to most other things.
You don't know Dane Cook very well, he's the ultimate anal-douche.
@@crackrat6166 That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Every comic steals. There are no new joke... fuck outta here and go listen to some real comedy.
@@SovereignStatesman how do you know?
@@space_obama3708 who are you asking?
I watched this because I'm one of those 16 people who love Employee of the Month to death due to mostly nostalgia.
You should watch My best friend's girlfriend and Good Luck Chuck, you'll love him even more 😉
That movie described my job at Sears, worked night in back room doing Misc. stuff, never came in contact with customers, me and 5 other guys had a chill area with some furniture n microwaves n TVs that worked but they would just throw em out so we took em and put them on top of the elevator room which had a ladder n was hidden by a brick wall, crazy fun times they believed me when I said it took me 6 hrs to set up 10 fridges n washers when all I would do is take em out the box and take all the stickers off n send em down to the floor. I will show my kids that movie 😂
Employee Of The Month is my favorite movie.
Back before corporate retail chains had cameras capturing your every move from 234 angles you had the chance not to be a robot
Hah that is the only film he wa s good in.
Just saw Dane in Hollywood last week. He is just as funny as ever. Sat two feet in front of him. Couldn’t believe he was right there in front of us. What a shame his brother screwed him so bad. And for him to take the high road is pretty amazing. 🤘
Naive, I remember Oprah telling people on her show saying 'write ur own checks!'
You can tell how much it hurts him to talk about this.. super sad.
@@DIMEBAGONICS wow you're cool! Lol
Awkward laughs
@@DIMEBAGONICS maybe they should lock C.K. up for what he's done to women? 🤷🏽♂️
DIMEBAGONICS why u hate Dane so much? The fuck he do to you? Lol
@@joeb.1680 Tell a joke he didn't like. Ain't it crazy how pussy people act now?
it's probably a good idea to look in your bank from time to time
Chosen Path lol. That’s just common “CENTS”!
Yeah I call BS that he allowed someone to steal it over a decade and HAS NEVER checked his bank account. It just reeks of BullShit like really who in the word doesn’t even check if he received it or how much is in the account to begin with
@@raljuaid1068 yeah not checking your bank account for 10 years is a bit too long in my opinion
Chosen Path agreed! lol
Raljuaid he said they were his corporate accounts, he clearly had an account for everyday personal use.
Holy crap. Very sorry for him. He worked hard for his money. He’s a very strong person.
You have to check your accounts yourself periodically. No one has your back like you do.
Omg they killed this segment!! 😂
"This is the movie I wanna watch..." I am right there with you, Tom. Thanks for asking the tough questions. This is great shit.
Seriously who’s bankrolling this project? Can we start production like yesterday
How about why he stole jokes?
I scrolled through the comments and this one popped up just as he was saying it. No joke it was pretty cool.
I read this as he said it, weird lol
The happy ending is that he learned to appreciate his audience. This would actually make a good movie.
"The Dane Cook Story"
I never got the feeling that he didnt appreciate his audience.
Wow……this story brings tears to my eyes
So much newfound respect and empathy found for Dane cook
Dane: Will you be my brother?
Tom: Can I manage your accounts again?
lmfao
Ha ha ha! I was about to mention this too. Such a great joke.
Lmaoo
I chuckled at 4 am lol
Dane needs to make this a movie and play himself
Its will be the 8 mile of comedy
Punchline at the end of the movie could be his prison cell mate toasting their relationship by saying “to the future”
That would be an interesting drama.
MAKE IT HAPPEN
I was going to post basically the same thing. I don’t know if I’d have Dane play the role because it’d be weird.
great idea
6:06 the way Cristina looked at Tom 😭🤣
Bro you are a real good dude!
I use to be a Correctional officer . some C.O.'s are as bad as the convicts they guard . and it's sad but family will often screw you over worse then anyone else .
@floatpool
We had a gang of blk female guards that all had braided hair-do's with a bun or top knot . that top knot was actually a small plastic jar covered in hair braid . they could screw it off and hide contraband in it . we discovered this when one woman's hair STARTED RINGING !!!! she had a flip phone hidden in there !!!! .
Yup had a friend get brainwashed and is now a professional dick with a badge
Fuckin A! The cute & clever sayings we’ve all heard,”blood is thicker than water” , “in the end all you’ve got is your family” etc.. are exactly what,they are,cute sayings! Human beings in general are selfish. There’s nothing about a person being family(blood) that’ll keep them from doing to you,what a stranger or friend(water) would do.
The implications made here (and all over these comments) that family members are more likely to "fuck you over" and even worse than friends or strangers is just ridiculous. Does it happen? Of course. But, these implications flying around are just silly. My family is pretty toxic, but no one's ever stolen from me, or anything close to that, etc. Friends sure have. I understand that's just colloquial evidence, but no friends I've ever had walked around talking about how exploited they were by their family. You people seem like you're not really thinking very much about what you're saying...and though it sounds like It, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
@floatpool we have had many nurses bring shit in and caught fucking inmates
Thankfully the trend of hating on Dane Cook seems to have died down. Swear he was the Nickelback of Comedy for a while. I'd tell my friends "you see that new Dane Cook set" and the insults would fly for hours 😂. Don't get me wrong he's not THE GREATEST TO EVER GRACE A STAGE but the dude was grinding hard for a long time there. Now I know why.
shit, ive always liked him. others dont but i think he's great.
He's one of those guys who is shit as a standup but he's funny to people who laugh at sitcoms.
@@fragotron Dude Louis CK may be a lot of things but he's infinitely funnier than Dane Cook.
I mean im not defending the character of louie, but it was pretty black and white. To the point that dane acknowledged it and apologized to louie and both of their fans. Thats why he recovered from it
Speaking of Nickelback ...I'm pretty sure I heard Chad Kroeger has the sheer unmitigated gall to have a podcast now. What in the holy sparkling fuck has happened to indicate that the world needs that?
Not knowing this happening to Dane Cook and seeing how authentic he is makes me like him that much more! 1st class guy.
Dane Cook was the FIRST! The first comedian to make my abs hurt laughing! About bees and Goodyear’s and the koolaid man! Cheers Man!
Seriously
I never knew this went down
But dude handled it very well
Talk about an awakening
It kind of explains why he disappeared for a while.
I really have a new level of respect for Dane after watching this. That would have been heartbreaking to go through.
Dane profits from stolen jokes, jokes on him when his stolen profits get stolen.
Easily impressed
I waa going to say exa tly what u said .
@@Euphoriasmotion2011 He takes Louis itchy asshole joke and repeats it on camera once and he deserves to have all of his money stolen? by his brother and his brothers wife? Nah brah.
@@DekkarJr Louis is not the only person who had an itchy asshole.
Never EVER trust ANYBODY with your finances!!!
Ive never been a Dane Cook fan, but i have so much respect for him after seeing this and hearing his story.
Money corrupts all, never give a friend or family power over your income.
Whats pretty incredible is how Dane can tell this story and keep smiling, let alone keep joking/laughing through it.
I have a whole new respect for Dane Cook. Keep up the good work!
Pretty sure the money was a good cushion.
Ginerization probably who tf doesn't know how much they're worth?
Yeah he must be an idiot or something.
Yeah that was the biggest peace of shit move I’ve ever seen. Hate to say it but Dane cook deserves to burn in hell for that one. He could have atleast talked to his brother before he called the cops like a lil bitch. Because he doesn’t know how to run his own business
Always a fan
Dane seems like a pretty cool dude.
Seriously though lol he's pretty cool
Tom: I'll be whatever you want me to be.
Dane: Will you be my brother?
Tom: Can I manage your accounts?
That's cold..
Did you know that they're both comedians
Comedians test “real jokes” and bounce me off each other all the time. If you think that joke is cold, you don’t have the constitution for the real behind the scenes crap they tell each other.
I know who both of them are. And I think the joke was cold. But cold can also be funny AF, like this time
That’s funny asf.. comedy is timing and most comedians will not pass up on perfect comedic timing
That was hilarious!! It’s a flippin joke!! It wasn’t cold. It was funny. You have to be able to laugh at mistakes from the past, especially when you’re a comedian! Dane shouldn’t have trusted his ex-convict bro to manage his $ & never make sure everything was all good.
Great interview. Im happy Dane Cook came back from that. I had no idea.
well as long as youre happy
Tom slowly nodding at 6:16 is the best 😅😂
Loved Dane Cook's stand-up back in the day. Then he like disappeared. Then found Tom's podcast and seen Dane was on it. Lol had to watch and WOW. Wish him the best
Two things to take away from this.
1. Trust NO ONE
2. Always watch your money
More importantly, NEVER trust a corrections officer. The good ones (which definitely do exist) are peppered in to the assholes to beat up inmates for existing or eating a sandwich wrong.
Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money.
My brother would not do this to me.
You forgot one. Karma's a motherfucker. Former corrections officer locked up in the same prison he used to work at? Good luck
rex, stfu...... there is a reason people think lottery winners r cursed..... my own family is trying to fuck me and my mom over money, so please, stfu.
@6:06
Dane: Sociopaths are chameleons.
Toms wife: Looks at Tom suspiciously.
Tom: Smiling and bobbing his head like a serial killer that just got done chopping up his victims.
Lmfao
Dane got re uncomfortable too just then yep
YOU NEVER KNOW WITH PEOPLE.
6:11
that look, and the nod after. LMAO!!
This needs to be a movie
More like his brother sent himself to prison. 🤷♀️
I'm with you 100%, his brother sent his own ass to jail don't steal from the hand that feeds you.
I feel bad for him. Both of his parents died, his bother stealing from him.
I do too. He seems like a nice man.
Dont feel bad for him. Many people are less fortunate. My dad drank himself to death and my mom was murdered. And my brother has been driving a enterprise rental car costing $1600 a month for over a year know and he doesn't even have a steady job (spending his dads retirement) All while Im driving a $1600 car I bought years ago
@@rdooski why would he be driving that car if it costs that much?
@@nicholaskellam7767 Really for no reason other than laziness. He doesn't have the credit to get one financed but he could have just paid cash. Its been over 20k on the rental so far. His dad actually gave him a nice 2012 frontier a couple years ago that just needs some service done to it which I believe is free (never touched it and its just been sitting). And during the past year while renting the car he bought a older work truck, put some new wheels on it and drove it once. And all the while he is still saying he is going to just go buy a new car and get rid of the rental any day now. Its almost unbelievable. Wait I left out the part mentioning he is 48 and doesn't even have a licence which he is also to lazy to go take care of.
@Thomas Foster Saying "don't be happy for someone/yourself because other people have it better" is not alike. Its why you never hear anyone say it. Good is the exact opposite of bad. There is nothing wrong with feeling empathy for someone, but different levels of hardship do deserve different levels of empathy. I didn't want it though, I was just saying dont waste it on him. Someone who stubbed their toe and someone who broke their neck dont deserve the same amount, and you shouldn't waste any on the person with a hurt toe. In this situation though I was saying he didn't deserve it because it was a fairly normal situation. Most people his age have parents who have passed away and probably a sibling who has stolen from them too. I wasn't "using the shit things that happened to me to detract from the shit things that happen to other people." I was using the little worse than normal things that happened to me show the normal + great things that happened to him didnt deserve empathy. Be happy for someone who still has their parents and good siblings not sad for people who dont. And be happy for Dane for all the great things that have happened to him not sad for the bad/normal things that happened. When you have something bad happen think about how worse it could have been, then you can be grateful for the bad thing. Some call it "always looking on the bright side".
ohh Dane thats so sad!! he seems like such a nice person and trusting to give his family position in his business
love you dane... im first time hearing this story but it totally makes sense how it all went down... glad you were able to bounce back. maybe a short doc/reenactment to get this tail out there to the masses?
Are you still writing jokes?
Money ruins families. Dane didn’t have to hire his brother but did him a favor and trusted him. So sad.
@arniebarb123 nah, but it sure does have the tendency to root out the evil in people
Cash money literally ruined my friend's family by giving them covid. Fu*k money.
@@maddogkilla1 lmfao but money also cures AIDS, i think that’s much more important
Dane hired a corrections officer to run his finances... Stealing aside, that was a dumb move.
@@cup_and_cone Why?
That's what he gets for thinking he WAS the burger king.
GodKingOsiris can I get in? Not without coups baby not without coups.
bk lounge
NO ONIONSSSS
Cheese pickles
His bro was the manager
All I hear when I see Dane Cook is "I'm the wafffllleerrr gold and crispy bad guys are history"
Dane seems like such a great and genuine guy