LOL, nice point 😂 wonder how he acquired two more after giving Dumbledore the original back. Or maybe Hagrid really did know what he was speaking of here.
Respect to Snape tho Lookin out for the kids I mean hagrid is a war criminal someone’s gotta look out for them dumbledore just sits in his tower using Fawkes to light spliffs
Dumbledore hand selected tom riddle and brought him to a place where he could build power and influence, demanded snape forgive his abusers while sheltering and enabling them, and created an army of children ages 11-17 to fight to their deaths in his place. A Dumbledore who did nothing would be a saint in comparison.
We need a "Snape sends Lockhart to prison" video to really cement his reputation! I mean, Lockhart has ALL the groomer vibes, you don't even need to change his character much.
This is ironic because I don't think Snape and Hagrid hardly ever interacted, let alone mentioned each other except a couple of times when Hagrid defended Snape in the first one.
Same. I have more nostalgia for that game than anything else. Takes me back to sitting on the loungeroom floor as a 7 year old playing the game on my PS1 on an old CRT screen with my mum. Best memories ever.
I’ve never watched or read any Harry Potter but this ps1 Harry Potter satire has filled my YT shorts feed and I feel like I’m starting to understand the story
Snape right away you could tell was that one teacher. He didn't seem to like anyone and was an ahole, but shook your hand when you left school. A person who's only focus is making sure the next generation is ready.
He literally traumatized his students to the point that he was Neville's biggest fear. His parents were just short of murdered by Voldemort. And yet SNAPE terrified him more than the literal wizard Hitler. Snape was not a good person.
Snape has two hobbies: deducting points from gryffindor and sending Hagrid to jail.
And his third, less-known hobby; cussing the shit outta Dumbledore.
Oh noooooooooo!!!
@@WarrenBerzerkerLeeOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
And occasionally insulting Hermione and Neville.
Hahahhh so true!!
"you're a victim, harry"
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"This is highly unorthodox"
💀
☦️✖️?
Cross with a diagonal line through the bottom of it+ an x+ a question mark
of course it isnt orthodox, its catholic!
@@lucavc29it means acting rational,for some reason, and it still doesn't make any sense
Orthodox!☦❤
Hagrid is on his villain arc💀
Literally
Edp arc
@OutOfNameIdeas. NAAAWWWWW
Hagrid knew what he was saying.
He really didn't,
brodie is more dumb than the word lmao
@@vegeta1281 big*
OH CRUD
@@jacobhoward4349 B a d* _💀_
(OnO)
Snape is Chris Hansen of the wizard world
With Hagrid, he doesn't even need to employ catfishes.
@Bryan-has-no-lifebro what
Bitch please his final request was too sensually stare a seventeen year old in the eyes.
@Bryan-has-no-lifeWhat do you mean?
@Bryan-has-no-life 🤨
Snape : did your trip to Azkaban teach you nothing.
Hagrid: yes, never drop the soap
NOT THE SOAP 🤡
😭😭😭
Hagrid: Didn't ought to have said that. I should not have said that.
@Praveenpruthvi Hagrid should have said that it would have made it way more funnier
The “this is outrageous” was PERFECT
"Viva la ve dirt league"
✨ *_THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS_* ✨
this is highly unorthodox
E
It's unfair
This is something only low economic peasants will get.
@@EEEEEEEE E indeed
Truly, the greatest professor in all of Hogwarts
He really was
McGonagall would NEVER.send Hagrid to Azkaban for his crimes.
I know right?
I always liked hagrid😂
Which one ‽
@@Nohvas1was and is
"And he showed me his little Philosopher's Stone too!" Bro had me dead
Ye he just was saying those weird stuff to distract snape that harry has the stone
Hagrid is the kind of guy who shouldn't be allowed in court without a lawyer to speak for him.
he shouldn't be allowed in court period
I think I might be the only one who noticed that the video implies that Harry just casually has 2 Sorcerer’s Stones with him lol
LOL, nice point 😂 wonder how he acquired two more after giving Dumbledore the original back. Or maybe Hagrid really did know what he was speaking of here.
Or that Harry is lying.
he was speaking of his *NU+$@(K*
Two or more
E
This is what that new Harry Potter reboot is gonna be like on HBO 💀
hey if its half as funny, the memes will be worth it
@@dofu1233 True, True.
More LGBTQ shit forced on kids and teens for sure if JK isn't involved so possible
the fucking *what?*
nah its gonna be 3 genderqueer non binary black lesbians who dont need no man
“And he showed me his little philosopher’s stones too!” 💀
That's Snape Hanson right there.
Is there a Magic Spell to make another have a seat? xD
I love how Snape cares about the kids more than Dumbledore does
He cares more about Harry’s life than Fumblegore 💀
@@fateishere7246 frfr. he was even horrified at how Dumbledore was raising harry like a pig for slaughter.
Respect to Snape tho Lookin out for the kids I mean hagrid is a war criminal someone’s gotta look out for them dumbledore just sits in his tower using Fawkes to light spliffs
dumbledores always high
this made me so happy, thank you!
Dumbledore hand selected tom riddle and brought him to a place where he could build power and influence, demanded snape forgive his abusers while sheltering and enabling them, and created an army of children ages 11-17 to fight to their deaths in his place.
A Dumbledore who did nothing would be a saint in comparison.
My dad is a war criminal
SPLIFFINDOR
can we just talk about the quality, it is amazing
its either Hagrid is a prev
or he misses
Azkaban
Snape is a dick but he genuinely cares for the safety of the students.
Yes
Truest description of him I’ve heard ever.
Yup I was your 100th like too you made a seriously funny joke keep it up
@@Peprinwhere is the joke tho?
He does, he intentionally knocked out the carrows before he fled from mccgonogal so they couldnt hurt anyone
“I wanna get inside Harry’s chamber of secrets” -Rubeus Hagrid
AYOoooo! This is out of line. You down bad. We all down bad actually.
😂😂
@@krishn881"Your a twink Harry"
@@kaidensmith2770oh helll naaaah bruh
Hagrid gonna show him his Deathly Hallow.
Hagrid: he showed me his little wand and his little philosopher stones
Harry: are you insulting me?
Bro has that two dimensional rizz💀
We need a "Snape sends Lockhart to prison" video to really cement his reputation! I mean, Lockhart has ALL the groomer vibes, you don't even need to change his character much.
Like how he loved getting attention from 11 yr old girls flirted with them and literally graded them on how much they fawned over him
@@lulolienow that I think about it…
Bruh slughorn is even weirder why tf was he looking at lily so closely
don’t do my man lockhart like that 💀
@keeprkyd "your man" is a narcissistic fraud that flirts with 11 year olds. He did himself like that 💀💀💀💀
"I want to bully students, not traumatise them, Hagrid"
😑 Open a dictionary to find what bullying means
@@user-eg7dz5ff5e If I wanted a dictionary, I wouldn't ask you since it's clear you don't own one
@@user-eg7dz5ff5e🤓
@@user-eg7dz5ff5ehe bullied Harry dude. Not just Harry, everyone from Gryffindor
@@user-eg7dz5ff5ebro he bullies harry and others, how about YOU pick up a dictionary
The person who voiced Snape is an artist 👌
“Magic Hole” absolutely killed me.
PS1 Snape, the Wizarding World's greatest opponent of child trafficking.
Snape is the true hero.
The low quality makes it so much better
@@marcgallagher32SPECIFICALLY PS1 Snape
"You can fit big things in there and you can fit small things in there" made me spit out my drink everywhere
Ohhh yaaaa baby
Stop being naughty and gross 😄
@@Yehohanan67AUGHH EUGHHH DON’T THE STRAWBERRY FALL OIT OF MY POSAY
@@Justinbill8205🙂
@@Yehohanan67that’s literally the joke. It’s not dirty minded to get a joke that’s INTENDED to be dirty
bro showed him his chamber of secrets 💀
Bruh said "stroke me pet snake"💀💀💀
when my friends explained the sleepover last night to my parents:
_...so we put it in the hole and-
_HAHHA! I got it kid, but where is my son?
_Well, he couldn't really walk after that.
Harry looks normal but everyone else looks like they're melting
Its because they put more attention into his model bcz he is the player character.
"Mr Hagrid I'm Contacting The" Police
His little magic hole 💀
Snape on this channel:
10 Kajillion a billion points from a grrrrriffffindorrrrr
Or
Mr Hagrid, you will be sent to Azkaban
Cheese
@@cheese1627 Cheese
@@cheese1627 Cheese
@@cheese1627 Cheese
@@cheese1627Cheese
This is ironic because I don't think Snape and Hagrid hardly ever interacted, let alone mentioned each other except a couple of times when Hagrid defended Snape in the first one.
“”His lil philosopher stones too!” is crazy!😂😂😂😂
These just started to randomly pop up on my timeline and I am absolutely happy that they did. These are fucking hilarious.
Same xd
I love how Hagrid is a psychopathic maniac in this series. 😂
Not just an exotic animal trafficker...
What series is this? Wtf is it from?
@@codyofathens3397 this is a parody of harry potter
@@codyofathens3397This is the unreleased uncensored version of PS1 Harry Potter
@@nazarderkach9320I died lol
To be fair, if i was stuck in a room with PS1 Hagrid, I'd be on my knees by the first ten minutes.
Ayo 🤨📸
Pause??
fr
Fair enough 😂
Ayo?🤨📸
“stroke me pet snake” this guy cracks me up
Hagrid is a menace to susiety
Susiety.
rermm uts spelled society
So True😂
@@Greyistt rerm
@@EvTheFlickFan rerm
Say what you will about Snape… he does care about the safety of his students.
Or he just a REALLY hates Hagrid.
Why not both?
Both
Both is good
We’ll go with both
Sounds like Hagrid's trip to Azkaban taught him a bit too much about prison pockets.
I need more of this lmao, I love how out of pocket this is
"One last short before bed.."
The short:
‘Taught me not to drop the soap’
🤣
The character models make it all better
why did harry sound so overly British when he said 'Hagrid shut up for a second'
Man the fact I actually played the PS1 game makes me feel really nostalgic
Same. I have more nostalgia for that game than anything else. Takes me back to sitting on the loungeroom floor as a 7 year old playing the game on my PS1 on an old CRT screen with my mum. Best memories ever.
Hahaha. Hagrid's a maniac!
Hagrid was teaching him about his fantastic beast
I love how perfectly it loops. I watched it twice waiting for it to end.
Wow never thought hagrid was so relatable
wtf
Snape telling Hagrid to take a seat
...
Right over there.
He'd need a very large seat for that.
Snape has to step it up. Send Hagrid to Brazil.
send this man straight to albania
Snape has 2 hobbies: deducting points from gryffindoor and sending hagrid to jail
"I'm contacting the ministry of child protection services"
I shouldn't have said that.
Ooohhhhh noooooooooooooo
I really should not have said that
-Hagrid in Azkaban, finally realizing after 69 years of being in there
bro called us dirty minded in 7000 different languages
Therapist: Ps1 snape can’t hurt you. He’s not real. Ps1 Snape:
"he wants to show me his little philosopher stones"
Snape sending this Hagrid to Azkaban saved the world. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hagrid knew what was he saying
The fact this is also one of those perfect loops is awesome
"This is HIGHLY UNORTHODOX" ☠️☠️
Im using that from now on, voice and all 😂
The perfect loop doesn't exi-
Edit: 92 likes 👍
Youre right. It doesn't.
The fuck did 100+ people like this for? A perfect loop how? If this is perfect than every damn short is perfect because they all loop.
Snape knows if anything happened to Harry he'd never hear the end of it from the headmaster D
Snape: take a seat Mr Hagrid
I’ve never watched or read any Harry Potter but this ps1 Harry Potter satire has filled my YT shorts feed and I feel like I’m starting to understand the story
"I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that."
Magic hole 💀
Oh yaaa
“I just want to see hairys little wand”. 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂 💀
The voice actors need a raise😂😂
Ha ha thanks legend
"Hagrid shutup" 😂
“I shouldn’t have said that”
-Famous last words of Rubeus Hagrid
I've seen this so many times and it never gets old
he knew what he was doing
the “what..?” 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Snape right away you could tell was that one teacher. He didn't seem to like anyone and was an ahole, but shook your hand when you left school. A person who's only focus is making sure the next generation is ready.
He literally traumatized his students to the point that he was Neville's biggest fear. His parents were just short of murdered by Voldemort. And yet SNAPE terrified him more than the literal wizard Hitler. Snape was not a good person.
Ready to be wage slaves for a corporation
This is hilarious 😂 do more of these types of jokes
He did learn a thing or two from his journey to Azkaban.
💀💀💀
Snape does 2 things.
Deduct gryffindor points
And protecting harry from pedophiles
🤣🤣🤣
Bro turned into Ben for a second
snape really is a wizard police
“He doesn’t mean it like that…”
"his magic hole"💀
only legends know this is a repost... of a repost
The loop is perfect.
"I just wanted Harry to show me his little wand!"
*"what"*
I'm not even a harry potter fan but this was hilarious
The sussiest Harry Potter short💀💀
"And he showed his little philosopher's stone" 💀
BROOO THIS IS THE BEST PROFESSER BRO, MY GUY IS GETTING ALL THE WORK :SKULL:
He wants to give him a dementor kiss
Snape's favourite hobby: Sending Hagrid to Azkhaban
azzzzzzzzzzzkaban
And deducting points from grrrrrrrriffyndor
@@jerrycowpoke 100,0000 a-points a-from grrrrrrrriffyndor
@@oliversherman2414 oh noooooo
@@jerrycowpoke orrrr
Therapist: all dreams have meanings.
*my dreams*
"I just wanted harry to show me his litle wand"
Bro same 😏
Azkaban wants you