PS1 Snape is the real hero?

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  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Рік тому +55442

    Snape has two hobbies: deducting points from gryffindor and sending Hagrid to jail.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Рік тому +1079

      And his third, less-known hobby; cussing the shit outta Dumbledore.

    • @WarrenBerzerkerLee
      @WarrenBerzerkerLee Рік тому +187

      Oh noooooooooo!!!

    • @trethetree
      @trethetree Рік тому +127

      ​@@WarrenBerzerkerLeeOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @borisbaran
      @borisbaran Рік тому +93

      And occasionally insulting Hermione and Neville.

    • @iwatcher69
      @iwatcher69 Рік тому +19

      Hahahhh so true!!

  • @LazyLithical
    @LazyLithical Рік тому +25964

    "you're a victim, harry"

  • @salifscott4664
    @salifscott4664 Рік тому +4880

    "This is highly unorthodox"
    💀

    • @lucavc29
      @lucavc29 11 місяців тому +30

      ☦️✖️?

    • @RicoHelms
      @RicoHelms 9 місяців тому +8

      Cross with a diagonal line through the bottom of it+ an x+ a question mark

    • @wass.updude
      @wass.updude 9 місяців тому

      of course it isnt orthodox, its catholic!

    • @huseyinemreeken3024
      @huseyinemreeken3024 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@lucavc29it means acting rational,for some reason, and it still doesn't make any sense

    • @Greek_moonwalker
      @Greek_moonwalker 8 місяців тому +2

      Orthodox!☦❤

  • @Mr_D1ngleBerry
    @Mr_D1ngleBerry 9 місяців тому +2077

    Hagrid is on his villain arc💀

  • @theantagonist801
    @theantagonist801 Рік тому +10559

    Hagrid knew what he was saying.

  • @adak5805
    @adak5805 Рік тому +7184

    Snape is Chris Hansen of the wizard world

    • @borisbaran
      @borisbaran Рік тому +75

      With Hagrid, he doesn't even need to employ catfishes.

    • @duck5805
      @duck5805 Рік тому +32

      ​@Bryan-has-no-lifebro what

    • @raghudurina2354
      @raghudurina2354 Рік тому

      Bitch please his final request was too sensually stare a seventeen year old in the eyes.

    • @FlintWithSteel
      @FlintWithSteel Рік тому +23

      @Bryan-has-no-lifeWhat do you mean?

    • @bleachdrinkingbear
      @bleachdrinkingbear Рік тому +16

      ​@Bryan-has-no-life 🤨

  • @praveenpruthvi
    @praveenpruthvi Рік тому +1036

    Snape : did your trip to Azkaban teach you nothing.
    Hagrid: yes, never drop the soap

    • @EbifuraiNoShippo16
      @EbifuraiNoShippo16 9 місяців тому +27

      NOT THE SOAP 🤡

    • @SonicTheHedgehog121
      @SonicTheHedgehog121 8 місяців тому +8

      😭😭😭

    • @andrewproctor3922
      @andrewproctor3922 7 місяців тому +4

      Hagrid: Didn't ought to have said that. I should not have said that.

    • @irisrhodes9721
      @irisrhodes9721 4 місяці тому

      @Praveenpruthvi Hagrid should have said that it would have made it way more funnier

  • @Gaffers2511
    @Gaffers2511 Рік тому +813

    The “this is outrageous” was PERFECT

  • @suryanshsingh4127
    @suryanshsingh4127 Рік тому +6675

    ✨ *_THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS_* ✨

  • @NotAdriana03
    @NotAdriana03 Рік тому +18127

    Truly, the greatest professor in all of Hogwarts

  • @gaming_forever5576
    @gaming_forever5576 Рік тому +306

    "And he showed me his little Philosopher's Stone too!" Bro had me dead

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 8 місяців тому +5

      Ye he just was saying those weird stuff to distract snape that harry has the stone

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 11 місяців тому +119

    Hagrid is the kind of guy who shouldn't be allowed in court without a lawyer to speak for him.

    • @thatonecheesyguy
      @thatonecheesyguy 8 місяців тому +8

      he shouldn't be allowed in court period

  • @SuperStarStudiosPlush
    @SuperStarStudiosPlush Рік тому +6657

    I think I might be the only one who noticed that the video implies that Harry just casually has 2 Sorcerer’s Stones with him lol

    • @ingridaholmes
      @ingridaholmes Рік тому +272

      LOL, nice point 😂 wonder how he acquired two more after giving Dumbledore the original back. Or maybe Hagrid really did know what he was speaking of here.

    • @Vitallor
      @Vitallor Рік тому +83

      Or that Harry is lying.

    • @AllieRPotato
      @AllieRPotato Рік тому

      he was speaking of his *NU+$@(K*

    • @ScareynotHarry
      @ScareynotHarry Рік тому +19

      Two or more

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +7

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @RachelWayneee
    @RachelWayneee Рік тому +8633

    This is what that new Harry Potter reboot is gonna be like on HBO 💀

    • @dofu1233
      @dofu1233 Рік тому +216

      hey if its half as funny, the memes will be worth it

    • @RachelWayneee
      @RachelWayneee Рік тому +48

      @@dofu1233 True, True.

    • @succulentcranberry
      @succulentcranberry Рік тому

      More LGBTQ shit forced on kids and teens for sure if JK isn't involved so possible

    • @stellarbastard98
      @stellarbastard98 Рік тому +95

      the fucking *what?*

    • @oldmanbiscuit7518
      @oldmanbiscuit7518 Рік тому

      nah its gonna be 3 genderqueer non binary black lesbians who dont need no man

  • @Infamous_jay
    @Infamous_jay Рік тому +87

    “And he showed me his little philosopher’s stones too!” 💀

  • @cartiaereid826
    @cartiaereid826 Рік тому +60

    That's Snape Hanson right there.

    • @user-hj5sf7ns3j
      @user-hj5sf7ns3j 6 місяців тому +1

      Is there a Magic Spell to make another have a seat? xD

  • @maeden-st7pv
    @maeden-st7pv Рік тому +390

    I love how Snape cares about the kids more than Dumbledore does

    • @fateishere7246
      @fateishere7246 Рік тому +20

      He cares more about Harry’s life than Fumblegore 💀

    • @Echo_Zawa
      @Echo_Zawa Рік тому +16

      @@fateishere7246 frfr. he was even horrified at how Dumbledore was raising harry like a pig for slaughter.

  • @exodiatheforbiddenone7587
    @exodiatheforbiddenone7587 Рік тому +2588

    Respect to Snape tho Lookin out for the kids I mean hagrid is a war criminal someone’s gotta look out for them dumbledore just sits in his tower using Fawkes to light spliffs

    • @unknown-0209
      @unknown-0209 Рік тому +35

      dumbledores always high

    • @drbearbean1286
      @drbearbean1286 Рік тому +6

      this made me so happy, thank you!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +8

      Dumbledore hand selected tom riddle and brought him to a place where he could build power and influence, demanded snape forgive his abusers while sheltering and enabling them, and created an army of children ages 11-17 to fight to their deaths in his place.
      A Dumbledore who did nothing would be a saint in comparison.

    • @professionaldriver77878
      @professionaldriver77878 11 місяців тому +2

      My dad is a war criminal

    • @callmejohn5595
      @callmejohn5595 11 місяців тому +1

      SPLIFFINDOR

  • @oktonot
    @oktonot Рік тому +34

    can we just talk about the quality, it is amazing

  • @ihavebrainrot
    @ihavebrainrot Рік тому +10

    its either Hagrid is a prev
    or he misses
    Azkaban

  • @randomkitty2555
    @randomkitty2555 Рік тому +29725

    Snape is a dick but he genuinely cares for the safety of the students.

    • @WalterTheMushroom
      @WalterTheMushroom Рік тому +292

      Yes

    • @shades1349
      @shades1349 Рік тому +716

      Truest description of him I’ve heard ever.

    • @Peprin
      @Peprin Рік тому +122

      Yup I was your 100th like too you made a seriously funny joke keep it up

    • @smolltaco5667
      @smolltaco5667 Рік тому +62

      ​@@Peprinwhere is the joke tho?

    • @ScottieDont456
      @ScottieDont456 Рік тому +266

      He does, he intentionally knocked out the carrows before he fled from mccgonogal so they couldnt hurt anyone

  • @Grym0626
    @Grym0626 Рік тому +522

    “I wanna get inside Harry’s chamber of secrets” -Rubeus Hagrid

  • @LifeIsRoblox78
    @LifeIsRoblox78 8 місяців тому +14

    Hagrid: he showed me his little wand and his little philosopher stones
    Harry: are you insulting me?

  • @Kingattack76
    @Kingattack76 9 місяців тому +19

    Bro has that two dimensional rizz💀

  • @alzhanvoid
    @alzhanvoid Рік тому +1236

    We need a "Snape sends Lockhart to prison" video to really cement his reputation! I mean, Lockhart has ALL the groomer vibes, you don't even need to change his character much.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Рік тому +166

      Like how he loved getting attention from 11 yr old girls flirted with them and literally graded them on how much they fawned over him

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot Рік тому +56

      @@lulolienow that I think about it…

    • @theultimatetank2179
      @theultimatetank2179 Рік тому +41

      Bruh slughorn is even weirder why tf was he looking at lily so closely

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd Рік тому +7

      don’t do my man lockhart like that 💀

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie Рік тому

      @keeprkyd "your man" is a narcissistic fraud that flirts with 11 year olds. He did himself like that 💀💀💀💀

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Рік тому +880

    "I want to bully students, not traumatise them, Hagrid"

    • @user-eg7dz5ff5e
      @user-eg7dz5ff5e 11 місяців тому +8

      😑 Open a dictionary to find what bullying means

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 11 місяців тому +27

      @@user-eg7dz5ff5e If I wanted a dictionary, I wouldn't ask you since it's clear you don't own one

    • @MeIsSmogee
      @MeIsSmogee 11 місяців тому

      ​@@user-eg7dz5ff5e🤓

    • @user-qs5ri6jx9i
      @user-qs5ri6jx9i 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@user-eg7dz5ff5ehe bullied Harry dude. Not just Harry, everyone from Gryffindor

    • @baileybhamjee8080
      @baileybhamjee8080 10 місяців тому

      @@user-eg7dz5ff5ebro he bullies harry and others, how about YOU pick up a dictionary

  • @oumkeltoumamar6559
    @oumkeltoumamar6559 8 місяців тому +4

    The person who voiced Snape is an artist 👌

  • @human-zv5on
    @human-zv5on 8 місяців тому +5

    “Magic Hole” absolutely killed me.

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 Рік тому +811

    PS1 Snape, the Wizarding World's greatest opponent of child trafficking.

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  Рік тому +115

      Snape is the true hero.

    • @Son-GohanDBZ
      @Son-GohanDBZ 10 місяців тому +4

      The low quality makes it so much better

    • @wyattsaum272
      @wyattsaum272 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@marcgallagher32SPECIFICALLY PS1 Snape

  • @tenzothething
    @tenzothething Рік тому +189

    "You can fit big things in there and you can fit small things in there" made me spit out my drink everywhere

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +3

      Ohhh yaaaa baby

    • @Yehohanan67
      @Yehohanan67 Рік тому +5

      Stop being naughty and gross 😄

    • @Justinbill8205
      @Justinbill8205 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Yehohanan67AUGHH EUGHHH DON’T THE STRAWBERRY FALL OIT OF MY POSAY

    • @Alien_Addict
      @Alien_Addict 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Justinbill8205🙂

    • @Shonin23
      @Shonin23 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Yehohanan67that’s literally the joke. It’s not dirty minded to get a joke that’s INTENDED to be dirty

  • @DynamiteMan1
    @DynamiteMan1 8 місяців тому +5

    bro showed him his chamber of secrets 💀

  • @S_Biscut
    @S_Biscut Рік тому +5

    Bruh said "stroke me pet snake"💀💀💀

  • @andreustrike102
    @andreustrike102 Рік тому +303

    when my friends explained the sleepover last night to my parents:

    • @ath-ingorso8525
      @ath-ingorso8525 8 місяців тому +1

      _...so we put it in the hole and-
      _HAHHA! I got it kid, but where is my son?
      _Well, he couldn't really walk after that.

  • @nsixties4380
    @nsixties4380 Рік тому +334

    Harry looks normal but everyone else looks like they're melting

    • @yaboiash5822
      @yaboiash5822 9 місяців тому +6

      Its because they put more attention into his model bcz he is the player character.

  • @Native_eagle321
    @Native_eagle321 Рік тому +9

    "Mr Hagrid I'm Contacting The" Police

  • @Jstarryofficial
    @Jstarryofficial Рік тому +8

    His little magic hole 💀

  • @roastless
    @roastless Рік тому +969

    Snape on this channel:
    10 Kajillion a billion points from a grrrrriffffindorrrrr
    Or
    Mr Hagrid, you will be sent to Azkaban

  • @jessea4438
    @jessea4438 Рік тому +67

    This is ironic because I don't think Snape and Hagrid hardly ever interacted, let alone mentioned each other except a couple of times when Hagrid defended Snape in the first one.

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 8 місяців тому +2

    “”His lil philosopher stones too!” is crazy!😂😂😂😂

  • @tubebammy
    @tubebammy Рік тому +8

    These just started to randomly pop up on my timeline and I am absolutely happy that they did. These are fucking hilarious.

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 Рік тому +257

    I love how Hagrid is a psychopathic maniac in this series. 😂

    • @nazarderkach9320
      @nazarderkach9320 Рік тому +15

      Not just an exotic animal trafficker...

    • @codyofathens3397
      @codyofathens3397 Рік тому +2

      What series is this? Wtf is it from?

    • @faarisjaber
      @faarisjaber Рік тому +3

      @@codyofathens3397 this is a parody of harry potter

    • @gamer-san8923
      @gamer-san8923 Рік тому +4

      ​@@codyofathens3397This is the unreleased uncensored version of PS1 Harry Potter

    • @deaclavilis6760
      @deaclavilis6760 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@nazarderkach9320I died lol

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 Рік тому +240

    To be fair, if i was stuck in a room with PS1 Hagrid, I'd be on my knees by the first ten minutes.

  • @teddybeartv3899
    @teddybeartv3899 10 місяців тому +2

    “stroke me pet snake” this guy cracks me up

  • @-R-E-D-
    @-R-E-D- Рік тому +16

    Hagrid is a menace to susiety

  • @weresofansie1457
    @weresofansie1457 Рік тому +750

    Say what you will about Snape… he does care about the safety of his students.
    Or he just a REALLY hates Hagrid.

  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 Рік тому +50

    Sounds like Hagrid's trip to Azkaban taught him a bit too much about prison pockets.

  • @X-CosmicVixen-X
    @X-CosmicVixen-X Рік тому +22

    I need more of this lmao, I love how out of pocket this is

  • @AverageGoofyJoe
    @AverageGoofyJoe Рік тому +2

    "One last short before bed.."
    The short:

  • @xsxeno
    @xsxeno Рік тому +90

    ‘Taught me not to drop the soap’

  • @El_ven1
    @El_ven1 Рік тому +35

    The character models make it all better

  • @mistycrow
    @mistycrow Рік тому +6

    why did harry sound so overly British when he said 'Hagrid shut up for a second'

  • @dingygraybear
    @dingygraybear Рік тому +4

    Man the fact I actually played the PS1 game makes me feel really nostalgic

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 місяців тому +1

      Same. I have more nostalgia for that game than anything else. Takes me back to sitting on the loungeroom floor as a 7 year old playing the game on my PS1 on an old CRT screen with my mum. Best memories ever.

  • @ciaramaricartan4728
    @ciaramaricartan4728 Рік тому +165

    Hahaha. Hagrid's a maniac!

  • @TheNiger669
    @TheNiger669 Рік тому +19

    Hagrid was teaching him about his fantastic beast

  • @kurenaithereaper
    @kurenaithereaper Рік тому +1

    I love how perfectly it loops. I watched it twice waiting for it to end.

  • @kesavvyshakh1221
    @kesavvyshakh1221 8 місяців тому +4

    Wow never thought hagrid was so relatable

  • @falconmclenny7284
    @falconmclenny7284 Рік тому +209

    Snape telling Hagrid to take a seat
    ...
    Right over there.

    • @EvilLordCanas
      @EvilLordCanas Рік тому +3

      He'd need a very large seat for that.

  • @BrownFoxWarrior
    @BrownFoxWarrior Рік тому +14

    Snape has to step it up. Send Hagrid to Brazil.

  • @lolyay523l
    @lolyay523l 11 місяців тому +6

    Snape has 2 hobbies: deducting points from gryffindoor and sending hagrid to jail

  • @lechefjuancarlos
    @lechefjuancarlos Рік тому +1

    "I'm contacting the ministry of child protection services"

  • @caiusactinunwise1412
    @caiusactinunwise1412 Рік тому +71

    I shouldn't have said that.

    • @HarryJam3sPotter
      @HarryJam3sPotter Рік тому +5

      Ooohhhhh noooooooooooooo

    • @bredanback
      @bredanback Рік тому +3

      I really should not have said that
      -Hagrid in Azkaban, finally realizing after 69 years of being in there

  • @monstar1568
    @monstar1568 Рік тому +22

    bro called us dirty minded in 7000 different languages

  • @rinlendog16
    @rinlendog16 8 місяців тому +1

    Therapist: Ps1 snape can’t hurt you. He’s not real. Ps1 Snape:

  • @Zulok1580
    @Zulok1580 Рік тому +1

    "he wants to show me his little philosopher stones"

  • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
    @King_of_Blue-Eyes Рік тому +151

    Snape sending this Hagrid to Azkaban saved the world. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @poshayposhay4254
    @poshayposhay4254 Рік тому +12

    Hagrid knew what was he saying

  • @Jackandersonfernandez-fi8vy
    @Jackandersonfernandez-fi8vy Рік тому +2

    The fact this is also one of those perfect loops is awesome

  • @tagg2030
    @tagg2030 Рік тому +2

    "This is HIGHLY UNORTHODOX" ☠️☠️
    Im using that from now on, voice and all 😂

  • @Mosee56
    @Mosee56 Рік тому +142

    The perfect loop doesn't exi-
    Edit: 92 likes 👍

    • @mepik15
      @mepik15 Рік тому +6

      Youre right. It doesn't.

    • @NicoNikoNick
      @NicoNikoNick Рік тому +2

      The fuck did 100+ people like this for? A perfect loop how? If this is perfect than every damn short is perfect because they all loop.

  • @tut28Angel
    @tut28Angel Рік тому +7

    Snape knows if anything happened to Harry he'd never hear the end of it from the headmaster D

  • @TheCrow2483
    @TheCrow2483 10 місяців тому +1

    Snape: take a seat Mr Hagrid

  • @SolomonStahl
    @SolomonStahl Рік тому +1

    I’ve never watched or read any Harry Potter but this ps1 Harry Potter satire has filled my YT shorts feed and I feel like I’m starting to understand the story

  • @Midget32
    @Midget32 Рік тому +7

    "I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that."

  • @Muta123
    @Muta123 Рік тому +39

    Magic hole 💀

  • @AdalynWiebke-yd7ym
    @AdalynWiebke-yd7ym Рік тому +2

    “I just want to see hairys little wand”. 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂 💀

  • @egg_lord1
    @egg_lord1 8 місяців тому +2

    The voice actors need a raise😂😂

  • @THE_SOSC
    @THE_SOSC Рік тому +5

    "Hagrid shutup" 😂

  • @roses_are_rosie1464
    @roses_are_rosie1464 Рік тому +26

    “I shouldn’t have said that”
    -Famous last words of Rubeus Hagrid

  • @PaulLannon
    @PaulLannon Місяць тому +1

    I've seen this so many times and it never gets old

  • @Safari11365
    @Safari11365 Рік тому +1

    he knew what he was doing

  • @olex3061
    @olex3061 Рік тому +10

    the “what..?” 😂😂

  • @erikurizita6702
    @erikurizita6702 Рік тому +50

    Snape right away you could tell was that one teacher. He didn't seem to like anyone and was an ahole, but shook your hand when you left school. A person who's only focus is making sure the next generation is ready.

    • @wolfbyte2468
      @wolfbyte2468 9 місяців тому +3

      He literally traumatized his students to the point that he was Neville's biggest fear. His parents were just short of murdered by Voldemort. And yet SNAPE terrified him more than the literal wizard Hitler. Snape was not a good person.

    • @tifapanties25
      @tifapanties25 9 місяців тому

      Ready to be wage slaves for a corporation

  • @TheTrilogy082
    @TheTrilogy082 10 місяців тому +1

    This is hilarious 😂 do more of these types of jokes

  • @DevidCipher
    @DevidCipher Рік тому +2

    He did learn a thing or two from his journey to Azkaban.
    💀💀💀

  • @experiencedgoat9884
    @experiencedgoat9884 Рік тому +6

    Snape does 2 things.
    Deduct gryffindor points
    And protecting harry from pedophiles

  • @davidliebmann1663
    @davidliebmann1663 Рік тому +3

    Bro turned into Ben for a second

  • @smartian143
    @smartian143 Рік тому +1

    snape really is a wizard police

  • @therealnyryan
    @therealnyryan Рік тому +2

    “He doesn’t mean it like that…”

  • @jaylengbele7888
    @jaylengbele7888 Рік тому +3

    "his magic hole"💀

  • @adelraiah
    @adelraiah Рік тому +6

    only legends know this is a repost... of a repost

  • @Evan11192
    @Evan11192 Рік тому +1

    The loop is perfect.

  • @svetlanamajorova8831
    @svetlanamajorova8831 8 місяців тому +1

    "I just wanted Harry to show me his little wand!"
    *"what"*

  • @corru-kun7865
    @corru-kun7865 Рік тому +4

    I'm not even a harry potter fan but this was hilarious

  • @UzumakiNarutoGamer100
    @UzumakiNarutoGamer100 Рік тому +17

    The sussiest Harry Potter short💀💀

  • @Mango_400
    @Mango_400 9 місяців тому +1

    "And he showed his little philosopher's stone" 💀

  • @v1nz_ak4
    @v1nz_ak4 Рік тому +1

    BROOO THIS IS THE BEST PROFESSER BRO, MY GUY IS GETTING ALL THE WORK :SKULL:

  • @grantsmith608
    @grantsmith608 9 місяців тому +3

    He wants to give him a dementor kiss

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +43

    Snape's favourite hobby: Sending Hagrid to Azkhaban

  • @luqmanSabah.I
    @luqmanSabah.I Рік тому +1

    Therapist: all dreams have meanings.
    *my dreams*

  • @JustAguy420_
    @JustAguy420_ 9 місяців тому +2

    "I just wanted harry to show me his litle wand"
    Bro same 😏