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The clown world continues don't it brethren
🔆👋Good Mernin Tyler…wherever you are. 🌅🔆
Will Goblin goblineus have some new material today?
Nope. No Anheuser-Busch products for me, thanks. They were simply the last straw in a long campaign of wokeness that has finally hit a wall -- they pissed off blue-collar beer drinkers. Bud move.
That was a brutal punishment. I laughed just to laugh.
If a job says "we're like a family" they really mean "we expect you to go above and beyond without recognition"
...or compensation.
And act like they did you a favor by hiring you.
Like your family does. 😂
Yup one of the reasons I like my boss is he refuses to pull that on us. The second is everytime his bosses suggest he have me take on more responsibility he asks if that means they'll pay me more, knowing I'd say yes if they would... When they inevitably say no then he refuses to push anything off on me.
The intrinsic meaning of "family" has been so distorted and destroyed in our modern society these companies don't realize what they are actually saying anymore. It is a "nicey nicey" phrase from decades ago they use to describe a caring and inclusive environment. Too bad our country has abandoned the nuclear family concept and embraced the me first mentality wholesale. This is why companies saying that phrase are so out of touch and it sounds like pandering.
Okay, when I was in my early 20’s (a lifetime ago), I found $900 in an envelope laying on top of some produce in the grocery store I worked at. I turned it in and was told if no claimed it after a week, it was mine.
For those of you saying you would have kept it, a few hours later an elderly man in his eighties came in hoping someone had found his envelope (which he reckoned had fell out of his jacket pocket while he was shopping) and turned it in. It was his rent money.
I can’t begin to tell you how much the people I worked with had me feeling like an idiot for turning it in. So, it was a relief to find out it was someone’s rent money. The regret that I had started to feel at doing what I knew was the right thing, immediately evaporated.
Whoop dee doo!
I’m with you. Doing the right thing isn’t always easy.
In America, only poor people carry large amounts of cash.
Don't forget Karma. Plus, the people you worked with that "had you feel like an idiot for turning it in", probably lacked character. You did the right thing.
@@AmanoJackold man with money like that used to mean he didn’t trust banks.
I could lose every challenge you posed for the next year, and would still refuse to help Anheuser-Busch
👍
me too
😎💪🇺🇸 and FOX TOO
That's fine let your intolerance show, trans ppl exist and don't be surprised when you see more ppl of that community promoting products, preferably adult products.
@@patirck024 that's fine with me. But don't go near my kids.
I like that he didn't even try to pronounce "cirrhosis" lmao
Tyler, I am so proud of my nephew yesterday. I went shopping for groceries yesterday he went with me..and we only did one trip to bring everything in the house. Even the 12 pack sodas (we somehow were able to hold them with our arms.)
Tyler is gonna come back to us on Tuesday wearing lipstick and calling himself Skylar after drinking Bud Light for the punishment.
If he's not in a dress he shall be investigated by the FBI: Feminist Beer Inc.
It's not beer, it's ... TRANNY FLUID.
@@josephgaviota Too funny.
He wont even have to pluck his eyebrows.
Tyler is already a unisex name😂
Tyler: Get a Bud Light for a punishment!
Me: How about NO!
Lol King gave Roland land for farting….if you ask my wife I would own my own country lol
My Dad would have been King of the world!😂❤😂
😂
At theaters, if you are obvious, we stop it, but if you hide it, we don't care
That Nancy P Sunday morning clip will forever be my favorite hard reset on live TV.
Megan saying “I’m only here for the money” was the funniest part of this video.
I'll be honest, I didn't even know zeducation made money. I just thought this is a side thing they do for fun.
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj They have a million subscribers on youtube. They make bank.
This is probably a full time job for the entire family(Tyler and Deev)
@@55Andy555 There is no way this is a full time job. UA-cam pays like about a dollar per 1k views. If we assume each vid is a quarter million views then over the year they make like 50k. I realize the subscriber count makes a big difference in your payment, but it still can't be that much.
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj Google Tyler Zed net worth. This is Tyler's job. A quick search reveals the monetary amounts
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj He also sell channel's merch, this is his full time job.
I'm already supporting Bud Light by boycotting the company to teach them a lesson.
Putting them on Restriction. Grounded!! Go to your room.
We have some Bud Light beer in our house but it was purchased prior to the controversy so it'll probably go away soon enough
All right Tyler, it's been a week now and you still haven't mentioned that the last thing Tucker did on air at Fox was eat a pineapple pizza. Gotta say I'm kinda disappointed you didn't pick up on that.
I thought for sure he would😂
Green Freezies are the best
@@goldbud2287 yes!!! They are. Tyler has the weirdest taste buds🤣
@@kj7792
Yeah, he hates bread and butter pickles too…
That pepper container looks like the top of an old metal McKormick spice container. They stacked so nice. I have several of those containers with spices I will never use, too old. However, I keep them because every time I see them it reminds me of my late mother who was a wonderful cook. I still remember the smell of her “spice cabinet”.
McCormick still sells black pepper in those square tins, but that's the only spice they sell that way anymore. Everything else is in round plastic or glass bottles now. 😞
That kid leaked war crimes data. He's a hero!
As a marine I can confirm that dads second car crash is funny
As a firefighter, i found that funny
The woman who was in charge of sales of the company I worked for through the '90s and beyond, was on the east cost at the time of 9/11. On the flight back they announced that caskets of 9/11 victims were on the plane. Some passengers were squeamish about this, but Gloria was _delighted,_ saying there couldn't _possibly_ be a safer flight! What are the odds of the same people being in a plane crash TWICE.
A bit morbid, perhaps, but probably also true. What *_ARE_* the odds?
I found it funny too 😆
Does that make me morbid 🤔
4:48 I regularly see Squirrels with more preparedness, Social skills, Forward thinking and attention spans longer than 90% of today's adults aged 18-25 years old.
I put up a bird feeder. Two squirrels raided it every day, clearing in out in three days and threw it on the ground when empty. Don’t tell me about squirrels. Greedy bastards.
That's one punishment nobody will do!
🤷🏽♂️
Megan never gets enough credit and she is awesome so this one is for her !! AWESOME EP.
Tyler telling everyone to clean out their grans cupboards yet will definitely scarf down the food gran puts on the table, lol.
"Sell by" on spices is just a suggestion. The spice may lose some flavor, but you never toss seasoning until you physically have the replacement in hand.
Also never throw at good metal spice containers. Refill them for 35 years
If it has no scent, you may as well just shake sawdust on it because then it has expired.
@@Coasterdude02149 - Or the sand worms got it.
My aunt who inherited my gran's house still has spices my gran left in the kitchen (she passed away in 2005). I'm sure those spices are from the 90's at least, but they're somehow still good, so why throw them away.
@@Coasterdude02149 Even without scent, it still has flavor, especially when cooked like in soups when it breaks down.
The fastest way to use up old spices IMO is to make some curry.
That pepper still has 76 years before it expires.
Lol, I still use 15-year-old ground nutmeg from a glass jar. I have to use a knife to scrape it. Tastes fine.
Hey. It says "sell by" , not "use by". It'll be fine.
Also, I just looked and I have a jar of White Pepper that's "best by 04/89". It still has the seal. I think I inherited it.
'If you laugh, you lose.....Go!' I say it with you every time, even the hand gesture :) Thanks Zed, thanks Deev you guys have great channels, need that dose of laughter.
You forgot Megan... thanks Megan
Same here😂
Glad I'm not the only one 😂
Same! Good to know there are many of us.
I love saying "Grow up" with him 😂
Tyler, I've watched a few of your videos and want to say thank you for the laughs. That said, having the Cryptkeeper's face greeting me is utterly terrifying.
They look like they are drowning, and Pepto-Bismol!!!!😂😂😂😂
I laughed about almost everything but there is no way I would do the punishment!
Same.
Your name is punishment enough I guess. 🤷♂️
9:19 Y'all have it easy today with lawn mowers. Back in the 50's you had to wind a rope around the flywheel starter thing.
We had a snowblower like that for yrs in the 70s…it ran like a champ
Back in the 30s push mower meant that...powered by your push.
Try the new Greta Thumburg Model
If Tyler told me a month ago drinking a beer was going to be a punishment, I would have laughed until I blacked out.
Imagine thinking Budweiser is a beer.
I guess the lack of taste buds makes sense its called a bud light
I think he saved you too. You woulda blacked out and woke up gey.
Alcoholics: Are we a joke to you?!
Penn Juliette: You want to see a magic trick?
Me: "green!🤤"
Tyler: "who picks green. Come on get the hell outta here."
😅😅
Damn it, I had to punch myself in the nuts through this entire thing. Couldn't risk the punishment!
"The only time I listen to Beyonce was against my will." 😂😅
I identify as a 15-year old boy. So I can't do my punishment this week, cuz I'm not old enough to drink. Check and mate, Tyler!
We survived April, just for Tyler to punish us with this?
Did we?
Survived only just.
One doesn't simply "Survive April".. You're merely hanging-on for Summer.
You still have a day to go.
June is coming...
Had an awesome time riding those three wheelers especially during deer season. Did not kill one deer but had a blast
Unsinkable II had me chuckling. "This time for sure!"
Last last company I worked for gave me the good old, "we're like a family here" BS.
They neglected to mention they meant the Manson family..........
Oh wow y'all were a cult who went around killing actresses? Kewl?
This is why I love Sundays
I used to work at a theater and when I was working in the box office I would give people advice on how to hide their snacks. The most impressive thing I ever found when cleaning a theater was a large Pizza Hut box and a six pack of empty beer bottles
My son and his fiance' told me they always took in a whole fried chicken dinner, lol.
We took popcorn in Tupperware, candy in our pockets, and booze in a Bota bag. Damn, I miss the 80s.
For someone who shames people with airfryers for talking about it a lot, Tyler sure has told us he’s been watching the office a lot 😂😂
When I see “we’re like family” I think “great, we’re gonna fight over money and now I have a new person who thinks they can tell me what to do”😂😂😂
I have a long-standing tradition of never doing a punishment, even if I laugh, and I'm not changing it today.
I had that exact job at Home Depot for 6 months. I’m proud to say I never forgot to seal the lid before mixing. Can’t say the same for all my coworkers…
I worked in a vitamin factory and I had to use a paint shaker for some beta carotene and the container cracked and sprayed thick, orange crap everywhere so I called the managers over & the manager tried to salvage it but then they knocked the 20 lb container over & it spilled everywhere ! I was just happy I didn’t have to clean it up & it was really funny and I think I still have pictures somewhere lol
So what you're saying is... you don't live dangerously?!
It's a very aggressive shake.
It's tough for the ladies to have pissing contests, so they have "pursing contests ".
What's the goal of a pissing contest?
Dude , I found a jar of Cream of Tartar ,in my parents cupboard in 2019 that was so old it didn't have an expiration date on it ,so I called McCormick for S&G , gave them the UPC code , it was from 1981 , The representative suggested I should probably throw it out. 2 weeks later my Mom got a letter from the company , with 2 free coupons for McCormick spices .
I love the dad boat names!😂
Roland the Farter invented the phrase “Dilly Dilly!”
😂
Truly a man ahead of his time, while still being a little behind.
Tyler don't put it off bro, you need glasses 🤓 and Megan was brutal with that comment😆🤣 I died
I had a co-worker with a boat called the 'filthy oar'. Best boat name ever.
Sounds like a crab shack
Roland the Farter grew up just fine
Made a good living blowing his own trumpet
I've lived in St Louis my entire life. When Bud Light, then called Budweiser Light, hit the market I skipped school just so I could say I was one of the first to try it in the Country. I was quite disappointed, almost went back to school.
Never change your Sunday opening. Love it.
Retired USMC… and yes the coffin was hilarious ❤
I remember having popcorn seasoning that expired the year I was born. Still tasted good and never made me sick.
Not just Marines find the crash meme funny. Former Army Infantry here & I died laughing
Well I will say you can't always go by the expiration date on the spices at grandma's house . My mom and grandma would save the old spice containers wash them out and put new spices in them especially when they bought the cheap spices in the bags .
That's what I do! Get the glass spice bottles, then refill them with the bulk bags. 😆🎉
I have a small herb garden and when I harvest more than I can use fresh, I dry them out and put them in old spice bottles I’ve saved. One can never have too much or too old basil!
I smoke the ( herbs ) from my garden…
@@goldbud2287 after that, you're not really gonna care what the expiration date was...genius!😂
@@goldbud2287 The Devil's Lettuce? You're racist!
I was probably looking at the green ice pop, and just quit a 30 year beer binge, never really drank Bud Light , or any an heizer Bush beer😂
3:28 the second i thought, "green", Tyler shames me for it 😂
You don't need to worry about losing anymore sleep watching the Wild.
Go Stars! 😂😂
At least he didn't say we had to actually DRINK the bud light. That'd be cruel and unusual punishment
Sam - We should use counterfeit money to buy counterfeit beer. What’s fair is fair. (To the Secret Service: I’m just kidding about the counterfeit money. Honest! ).
@@navret1707 Tax fraud isn't a crime, it's an obligation.
REEEEEE FEDS GET OUT REEEEEEE
@@navret1707 I'm still not drinking bud light Johnny
Zed, I must confess that since I've seen your videos I've never stopped laughing, but I cheat and I never comply with the punishment. Today the truth is that I laughed more than ever BUT I WILL NEVER EVER COMPLY WITH TODAY'S PUNISHMENT.
You don't have to do the punishment. He pretty clearly states that if you accept the terms to go like the video. If you never like the video, you're not accepting the terms.
Your punishment should not be to die, but to live forever! with your guilt!!
Have no fear Tyler does not comply with his punishments or promises either without cheating
Why should we comply, when he clearly hasn't bought an AOC hoodie? Don't GAF what kind of excuses his brown nosing followers come up with, a man is only as good as his word.
That’s a SELL BY date on the spice, not a USE BY date. Spices don’t go bad. They do lose strength, so just double up.
Jury duty breakfast killed me!
If you see that light on your trailer wheel, you've just won the "I have to buy a new axle" lottery.
I frickin DIED at the part "Bro, I'm not going to my pear's UA-cam channel." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not only did I fail this challenge, I caused a disturbance in my house.
It's obvious Tyler has never had to ride on those 300,000$ cars for any length of time. Silly little boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
God bless President Donald J. Trump! ❤🇺🇲❤
AMEN!!
God bless joe biden and the United Soups of Armenia
Yes!
Long live the maga king 👑
F-ck brother
9:42 the "fitness center" at the jail I work at is just an empty courtyard 😂
So glad you've joined us Office culters! We'll need you to insert at least one Office reference into each episode now.
I'm here for the money LOL
Made my day.
We ❤ You Meg.
Great vid mate cheers from Australia 👏✌️👍
8:02 Don’t you notice most of the eye doctors who perform LASIK still have their glasses on?
I don't think LASIK is good, but I'm pretty sure the reason most doctors wear glasses is because Lasik only works when you are younger.
I'm no doctor myself but I don't think shooting lasers into your own eyes is recommended?
Remember when Tyler said he would buy a hoodie from AOC's website and wear it but he never did? Good times...
The Welcome To Poundtown.. Yeh that if F****** HILARIOUS
Fun fact! The horse at 8:37 is the Breyer horse model Brunello. It is a model that can range from $60-120 depending on the condition. I think I know why they have budget problems…
Tyler didn’t get the pound town sign. Hint: it’s above the bed.😬
My wife explained the purse thing to me once. I pointed out the same thing you said: it's just wasting money to impress other girls. She said "let's sell your riding lawnmower and get you a used one from craigslist and you can mow with it in front of the neighbors."
I understood perfectly.
Good point.
But still I'm going to use it until it's no longer usable and at least it's got actual uses other than keeping a credit card and used kleenex. I can even make money by mowing other folks lawn. What's a purse going to do other than make you spend more?
She's lying.
Dumb
Purses are also great places for women to keep a concealed firearm. Especially since women's clothes are generally more form fitting than men's.
You should've told her. I will once you've used the same hairdryer and vacuum for 5 to 10 years.
I've used the same vacuum for roughly 10 years. That's why everyone should buy Shark.
Well, the Wild are playing golf now. You don't have to worry about staying up to watch them lose anymore. You can stay up to watch the Stars keep going. :)
I still can’t over the fact the a person named Alvin Meshits had the loudest fart ever recorded in 1972.
My mother had some paprika from 1992 in her cupboard. The sad part is that she had moved house twice in that time.
It's a family heirloom now.
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj I hopw she leaves it to my sister in her will. I am not responiible enough to keep that kind of history.
My wife went to Starbucks last weekend at the Burlington mall. I asked for a large black coffee with sugar, the girls behind the counter thought there was something wrong with me. My wife got a couple of those vanilla scones. I tried one and said loud enough that it tastes like a Tim Horton’s timbit. It’s probably made in the same place. Chewy, tastes like a piece of dough with no sugar. I got more than a few dirty looks for that one, but I don’t care. Coffee is not meant to be screwed with.
yah tim hortons rules in ontario and even here in buffalo. starbucks sucks
Omg😂😂😂😂 I’m that person as well.
I always love that intro Tyler. It’s hilarious!
"more of a square" is still a RECTANGLE.
Not accepting those terms, no no no 😂
That clearly early 90s windbreaker family is hilarious
Employer: "we're like a family"
Me: So you're going to scream and poop your pants all day?
As an expert in the ways of spicy food, I must say that the burning pain doesn't cancel out the taste we love, it IS the taste we love
And your butthole?
Damn got us Marines right. I miss my dad but he used to say the damn highway supports jumped out in front of him!
Alright, Meagan, I think it’s time. We’re all gonna have to get together some office memes and sit that guy down for an emergency meme review.
Watching at 10:15 am. Can’t buy beer on Sunday where I live until noon, so I’m good on the punishment.
Second best part of my Sunday… Church first 😁
"Ranch is gross with Pizza" that's rich coming from a guy who like pineapple pizza. I AM TRIGGERED 😂
Movie theaters don’t check your bags for treats. Anytime I go to the movies, I bring my large pink purse. I usually stuff it with 2 bottles of water, a chocolate snack, and a chewy snack. The workers know. They just don’t care. 🤣
I’m Gen X and just discovered your channel. Thank you for giving me hope for this generation. Subscribed!
A few years ago me, my dad and my brother were standing around the tractor at my dads farm and I noticed we were all dressed the same. Levi's, and grey t-shirts.
Happy Sunday just a reminder God loves u soo keep your heads up high on these dark times
Let’s also admit. Ranch was never good. The office is the best
Ps I’m in church watching this
If you can have pineapple, they can have ranch!😂
Tyler looks like a guy that eats ranch on everything
Cmon Tyler those weren’t the brakes those were the hubs 😂
What's worse:
Dads naming boats
Or
Millennials naming babies
🤔
Babies. You can put a boat at the bottom of the lake if you need to without anyone asking pointed questions.
@@shaventalz3092 hhahahhahahahahah 😉😀😃😆🤪😉🥰😃😀😆 I had to read it more than , but too funny 😁 😂 😀