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  • If you laugh you lose, good luck. #meme #memes #funny
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  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk 2 роки тому +1085

    “Don’t confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up.” Every liberals motto

    • @JacobRise1492
      @JacobRise1492 2 роки тому +13

      @Saywitz lol

    • @2010stoof
      @2010stoof 2 роки тому +7

      Perfect

    • @2010stoof
      @2010stoof 2 роки тому +12

      @Saywitz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless

    • @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798
      @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798 2 роки тому +23

      CNN told me all the " facts " I need!

    • @2010stoof
      @2010stoof 2 роки тому +13

      @@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798 hahahaha 🤣 quoting CNN is like quoting Wikipedia.
      FYI I can't edit Wikipedia anymore lol

  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  2 роки тому +100

    Gooooood Mernin'! Hope you all had a great weekend!

  • @andrewsmall6834
    @andrewsmall6834 2 роки тому +118

    In regards to the meme at 17:00 Tyler, you're not the only country, I'm an Australian and we're ALWAYS giving handouts to the country's around us, we kept peacekeeping forces in the Solomon Islands for over a decade, built pretty much everything for them and gave them free money only for them to make a deal with China a couple of months ago.

    • @jamesdalton2014
      @jamesdalton2014 2 роки тому +24

      As a fellow Australian, I'd like to point out to Tyler that capybaras don't come from Australia.They're the largest rodent in the world and they're from Brazil. Plus, we bribe our neighbours but, we never get the thanks for it the US does. Usually we just get criticized for not giving more.

    • @timsheen1158
      @timsheen1158 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah on top of that, Tyler doesn't even know the mammals on the neighboring continent 😂😂😂

    • @aussiesam01
      @aussiesam01 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesdalton2014 That's BS man, I ran over a capybara the other day on my way to Cairns.

    • @aussiesam01
      @aussiesam01 2 роки тому

      @Small Gamer Sorry mate, you didn't get my Aussie joke. He and I both know there are no capybaras in Australia, I was just kidding with him ;-)

    • @6teezkid
      @6teezkid 2 роки тому +7

      A "deal" between the Govt in Honiara and the Malay Chinese is this:
      Politicians in Solomon Islands make deal with China paying them pay-off money to allow Chinese to go onto any island (or more), use their bulldozers to strip each island's land of its only natural resource...their trees. And each island gets $Zero for their loss.
      When I was there, we'd visit an island a day, were warmly welcomed by the Chief and the islanders. They'd show us the earth-moving equipment that was left behind after the Chinese were finished stripping their quota. Talk about sad. They'd show us their one-room school up on stilts. Not one book, not one Earth Globe...nothing. The little darlings didn't even know where they were on this planet. Never heard of Chicago (except some knew of The Bulls).
      China's contributions to the world. But, America (and Australia "Advance Australia Fair") are userers, and major contributors to that hoax called Climate Change. Not China, though.
      Bought a Globe for one of the island's classroom. Absolutely no idea if they every received it.

  • @HistoryBuff1973
    @HistoryBuff1973 2 роки тому +230

    Nothing like starting a Sunday with Zed....and Coffee.....
    As Paul Harvey would say
    "Good Day"

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 2 роки тому +211

    Suddenly all of the "love is love, no human is illegal, and Black Lives Matter" signs outside the homes in Martha's Vineyard have been replaced with "no trespassing" and "neighborhood watch" signs.

    • @kierj9858
      @kierj9858 2 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @probuilder961
      @probuilder961 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah! I thought hate had no home there!? Not to worry, they've already been ferried to an old military barracks on Cape Cod.

    • @allendyer5359
      @allendyer5359 2 роки тому +6

      If you like the taste of lobster stew
      Served by a window with an ocean view
      (You're sure) You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod.
      ( Military Billeting "Wings Inn" actually are furnished 2-room Townhouses going at $110 in off season.)

    • @tinamay1921
      @tinamay1921 2 роки тому +3

      I wonder how London before the start building a wall ?

    • @christianmattia7740
      @christianmattia7740 2 роки тому

      😏😏😂😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥋🥋

  • @michaeldelarm1630
    @michaeldelarm1630 2 роки тому +14

    Not too many channels can do a laugh challenge for 25 minutes. You and your team are rocking it brother.

  • @infinityryvus
    @infinityryvus 2 роки тому +85

    You're not getting taller and more handsome, she's getting shorter with worse eyesight.

  • @20TIL6
    @20TIL6 2 роки тому +136

    Tyler needs a million subscribers before his dad will let him be an extra on his tv show. Tough love.

    • @ElsaLouiseSinger
      @ElsaLouiseSinger 2 роки тому +9

      Million sub special: Tyler's dad joins him for a special YLYL

    • @CDs_YouTube_
      @CDs_YouTube_ 2 роки тому +4

      dude that needs to happen.

    • @ElsaLouiseSinger
      @ElsaLouiseSinger 2 роки тому +1

      @@CDs_UA-cam_ he started bonding with Daniel La Russo, so he was kicked off Cobra Kai XD

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 2 роки тому +71

    The instructions on how to be Tyler forgot the hat.
    You can't be Tyler without the hat.

    • @danielanderson4011
      @danielanderson4011 2 роки тому +3

      It has to be on backwards

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 роки тому +2

      First time seeing him without a hat, I was like who the hell is that? Definitely did not recognize him🤣😂😁🤣

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 роки тому +3

      The hat is such a fixture I think some folk forget that it's possible to not-have a hat.

  • @amadeo_serrano
    @amadeo_serrano 2 роки тому +25

    10:29 You surprise me, Tyler. The more pertinent question would be "what was the cop's face doing by the perp's butt?" 🤔😱🤨

  • @elyknavillus777
    @elyknavillus777 2 роки тому +5

    In grandma's defense she is shrinking and her eye sight is failing so you are getting taller and more handsome

  • @rufus5966
    @rufus5966 2 роки тому +340

    Hats off to Deev for his excellent editing and flashback skills. I genuinely laughed this entire video👍

    • @kawonu2666
      @kawonu2666 2 роки тому +9

      Well he is fired so he just does what he wants now lol

    • @batchagaloopytv5816
      @batchagaloopytv5816 2 роки тому +4

      pants off to Deev also

    • @TreeFreak
      @TreeFreak 2 роки тому +2

      But he missed "cuelty"!!!!!

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +2

      Deev is always make his Brother look Good Taylor is a Saint

    • @ElsaLouiseSinger
      @ElsaLouiseSinger 2 роки тому +8

      Deev isn't the editor for Zeducation, but he compiles the memes and edits the Zedcast videos.. just not Zeducation.
      Tyler did a Try Not To Laugh video with the real editor a while back

  • @kathleent4291
    @kathleent4291 2 роки тому +55

    Gotta love the editor mocking Tyler at the end! 🤣 If you had any doubt Deev was really his brother here’s the proof!

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +3

      Got to Show same Brotherly Love there

  • @CSFlock
    @CSFlock 2 роки тому +2

    Unsubscribed!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CAPYBARA IS?!! THEY'RE ADORABLE!

  • @ΑποστόληςΒαρλάγκας
    @ΑποστόληςΒαρλάγκας 2 роки тому +438

    Its really heart warming how Zed promotes his father's TV series

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 2 роки тому +9

      Is it really his father?

    • @Love_Crafts_HP
      @Love_Crafts_HP 2 роки тому +27

      @@raminybhatti5740 no 😂

    • @Sulla-ps3jv
      @Sulla-ps3jv 2 роки тому +9

      @@Love_Crafts_HP Probably like second cousins

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 роки тому +13

      I wonder what his real dad looks like🤔 or even his mom now

    • @TreeFreak
      @TreeFreak 2 роки тому +17

      @@kj7792 after the Kevin Hart thing, so do I.

  • @msbronoske482
    @msbronoske482 2 роки тому +22

    Article: Man arrested for farting in police officer's face...
    Tyler: What did they they charge him with? ASSault?

  • @nicholasbennett7367
    @nicholasbennett7367 2 роки тому +3

    Jada came up with the idea and smith cries himself to sleep every night

  • @AngryIrishMan
    @AngryIrishMan 2 роки тому +139

    Still waiting on Zed to grow his beard!! He owes it to the punishment overlords.

    • @HistoryBuff1973
      @HistoryBuff1973 2 роки тому +14

      Hey I thought it was mullet, and mustache

    • @GetZeducated
      @GetZeducated 2 роки тому +19

      He can’t even grow a good mustache. I’d hate to see the beard

    • @lostnfound1086
      @lostnfound1086 2 роки тому +10

      Don't hate, he hasn't shaved in 6 weeks.

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 2 роки тому +16

      What about the AOC hoodie?

    • @NeravarSneed86
      @NeravarSneed86 2 роки тому +1

      low t beards are weird so please no

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby 2 роки тому +53

    The list of "How to be Tyler Zed" should have "Discover your fear of flying" directly under "Join the Air Force".

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +6

      I find that Funny in the Navy it fear of water the Air Force it Flying what is in the Army Fear of Hole

  • @Peanutdenver
    @Peanutdenver 2 роки тому +2

    10:08 It's technically called "Assault with an Offensive Anus". It's a 2nd degree misdemeanor and comes with a maximum fine of $350.00.

  • @YuBfit
    @YuBfit 2 роки тому +43

    Oh my gosh. I always watch, every Sunday, but never comment. That last one, making fun of Tyler talking had me in stitches! I greatly appreciate that you have such a sense of humor that you can make fun of yourself. It reminds me of the good ol days... the 80s.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 2 роки тому +53

    "Let the man live. He's gonna be a ghost one day so let him be a ghost in this world."
    -- Tyler Zed, 2022

  • @mr.ramjangles5165
    @mr.ramjangles5165 2 роки тому +6

    You have to get William Zabka as a guest one day! Maybe you can share a pineapple pizza. Father’s Day special maybe? 😂😂😂

  • @Tota11yNotAnFBIAgent
    @Tota11yNotAnFBIAgent 2 роки тому +47

    I watch Zeducation right before church on Sunday mornings. Some of the memes that I laugh at remind me why I need church.

  • @jantelliquawallace355
    @jantelliquawallace355 2 роки тому +21

    Tyler was genuinely upset about the styling of the new Mustang, wait till he learns its electric.

  • @davekid93
    @davekid93 2 роки тому +2

    Mustard on fries?????
    Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

  • @darrylkenes7424
    @darrylkenes7424 2 роки тому +30

    In 1971 I had a 69 MGB GT and a very large St. Bernard. Moe always rode in the co pilot seat. Then I met Debbie. We hit it off right away. The first time I came to see her with Moe in the car she said she’d ride in the hatch back. We’ve been married almost 51 years.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +2

      That the Good Life Keep it Going

    • @cynthiaellis5716
      @cynthiaellis5716 2 роки тому +2

      This is a precious story. Thank you for sharing.

    • @judeinLA.
      @judeinLA. 2 роки тому +1

      What a Gem of a woman. Cheers to many more years ✨🥂🍻✨

    • @judeinLA.
      @judeinLA. 2 роки тому

      What a Gem of a woman. Cheers to many more years ✨🥂🍻✨

    • @skvog123
      @skvog123 2 роки тому

      She took it back seat to man's best friend but besides that she was probably a lot smaller so the obvious choice to be in the boot

  • @sweetjohnny8211
    @sweetjohnny8211 2 роки тому +70

    Getting Zed notifications is a good way to start the morning, but that also means I have to see Pelosi first thing in the morning, Sunday morning.

    • @Yahsom
      @Yahsom 2 роки тому +11

      Just be glad you’re not her gynecologist

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 2 роки тому +2

      @@Yahsom 😂😂😂 🤔 🤢🤮

    • @scottlee9373
      @scottlee9373 2 роки тому +1

      Wait til you watch todays show. You will like it.

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 2 роки тому +2

      No no no no no no no no no

    • @MainStreamRegimeDemocrats
      @MainStreamRegimeDemocrats 2 роки тому

      Exactly !! Double edged sword!!

  • @mimimonster
    @mimimonster 2 роки тому +3

    That comment about 2 people in an open relationship: in my experience, it cannot be more true. I’ve known multiple couples who have done this and it was always one of them that wanted it and ended up leaving the relationship. This never works long term.

  • @tubes69
    @tubes69 2 роки тому +61

    I'm legitimately upset that Tyler didn't know what a capybara was...

    • @Hawksbane77
      @Hawksbane77 2 роки тому +1

      It shows he never watched Steve Irwin!

    • @saltycat662
      @saltycat662 2 роки тому +1

      It's seriously offensive.

    • @lindsayschilling8707
      @lindsayschilling8707 2 роки тому +1

      😆 🤣 😂

    • @Lucky13Ravens
      @Lucky13Ravens 2 роки тому +1

      @@bedrockpanda Guinea Big is my new favourite thing. Thank you.

  • @1683clifton
    @1683clifton 2 роки тому +18

    Rings of power is what happens when you've only read the cliff notes from the original books.

  • @JustKillam
    @JustKillam 2 роки тому +94

    Truly awesome to see how much this channel has grown, been here for years, glad to see you're getting close to that gold button

    • @matthewthompson555
      @matthewthompson555 2 роки тому +5

      I'm not clicking that shit until 999. I'd like to be the "one".

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 2 роки тому +7

    Good episode Tyler. I think you should honor your father by ditching the trademark hat/hoodie combo and dressing up as Johnny Lawrence for Halloween next month. The resemblance is uncanny, that will get you a guest appearance on Cobra Kai for sure lol! 🥋👍

  • @chrno269
    @chrno269 2 роки тому +29

    The ‘not my president’ one cracked me up! 🤣

  • @Augie13
    @Augie13 2 роки тому +17

    We went to the State fair here in Maryland this year. I always have a fear of not getting a parking spot. We arrived so early that the parking people were not there yet and people mistook us for people working the fair. Free parking and a super great spot!

  • @stope420
    @stope420 2 роки тому +7

    10:43
    I don’t feel that I should lose for laughing at your laugh- I think that goes against the spirit of the game here. YOU stop laughing Tyler 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: Capybara is the largest rodent in the world- South American. They are also the chillest animals in the world- they literally hang out around crocodiles and every other animal there. Straight coolin!

  • @random152
    @random152 2 роки тому +6

    what do you mean dumb joke of the day? That soda pressing was crushing it... I'll see myself out now.

  • @joelb360
    @joelb360 2 роки тому +35

    The "soda pressing" joke was hilarious 😂
    Aaand that is NOT the new mustang Tyler. That's the mach-e, which people are upset with for using the mustang name to promote Ford's first EV.

    • @Kryten428
      @Kryten428 2 роки тому +3

      The important thing is, no matter what car Ford puts the Mustang name on, have they managed to remove the item that causes the car to be attracted to hedges?

    • @tankmaker9807
      @tankmaker9807 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kryten428 Sadly, the cure for driver seat insert idiocy syndrome is contained in the sap of the hedges. The cars are just trying to get them to take their meds.

    • @chrismoltisanti2763
      @chrismoltisanti2763 2 роки тому

      @@Kryten428 actually yes. They switched to IRS for a while now.

  • @AlinaTowers
    @AlinaTowers 2 роки тому +8

    Confession: I usually skip Tyler’s commentary but I never NEVER skip Auntie Nancy saying “Good morning. ‘Sunday morning.” I may be damaged. 😂

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears 2 роки тому

      It’s obvious to me, you’re self harming. You need help, sweetie! Lol. 😂

    • @lindsayschilling8707
      @lindsayschilling8707 2 роки тому

      I have the phone # to a good Psychiatrist.

    • @clonetrooperkoko2681
      @clonetrooperkoko2681 Рік тому

      because of the Sunday videos, every time i hear "good morning", my mind immediately goes to "good morning, Sunday morning".

  • @lancerobinson8889
    @lancerobinson8889 2 роки тому +18

    I was a landscaper at camp lejune and I received a hernia mesh surgery. I also used Roundup everyday. Should I be worried Zed? Should I just use more talcum powder?

    • @danielanderson4011
      @danielanderson4011 2 роки тому +3

      All veterans know - ibuprofen for everything

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! after you have been sexually assaulted 🤣😂😁🤣

    • @leakybagofmeat8734
      @leakybagofmeat8734 2 роки тому

      @@danielanderson4011 ranger candy

    • @lancerobinson8889
      @lancerobinson8889 2 роки тому +1

      @@kj7792 how did you know I was Catholic and a member of the boy scouts?

  • @jimc.goodfellas
    @jimc.goodfellas 2 роки тому +18

    "WE STAND FOR TRUTH OVER FACTS"
    -Ol Gramps

  • @williammcleroy558
    @williammcleroy558 2 роки тому +3

    Deer: Where's all our plants at?
    Another deer: Dang humans went vegan.

  • @anousenic
    @anousenic 2 роки тому +285

    I love how Tyler was really warming up, really enjoying the jokes, with face red from laughter, until he suddenly became soda pressed.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +9

      It in His contract to have has many Dad Joke for show

    • @ArleneAdkinsZell
      @ArleneAdkinsZell 2 роки тому +15

      I giggled at the soda pressed, thought it was hilarious.

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic 2 роки тому +15

      @@ArleneAdkinsZell I'm still not sure whether he is more disgusted about the actual joke or about himself secretly liking it.

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 2 роки тому +16

      It's Tyler's own fault. Everybody went with the large soda, but Tyler had to go with the
      ...
      ...
      Mini-soda.
      I'll leave quietly.

    • @ArleneAdkinsZell
      @ArleneAdkinsZell 2 роки тому +2

      @@etsequentia6765 hahahaha

  • @fredberger6821
    @fredberger6821 2 роки тому +67

    As a bass player, I must say that I am totally offended by the third example of never wanting to smell like a bass player. I absolutely have to go find a safe space

    • @LucilleBrawl17
      @LucilleBrawl17 2 роки тому +2

      Phil Jones never heard of Jaco, I guess.

    • @nicholassharp3799
      @nicholassharp3799 2 роки тому +4

      Should we switch to guitar then? 🤣

    • @roberthopwood3758
      @roberthopwood3758 2 роки тому +6

      That's coming from chaps who hang around with drummers and roadies. You should be offended.

    • @ericplaysbass
      @ericplaysbass 2 роки тому +5

      I think I’ll go and hide out in Martha’s Vineyard until I can compose myself.

    • @Northernman34
      @Northernman34 2 роки тому +2

      Hear me out...the bass guitar isn't really a guitar?

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 2 роки тому +1

    No... Cappy Blappy's do not come from Australia. 😂 check out "Urban Rescue Ranch" channel.

  • @tronester
    @tronester 2 роки тому +90

    Tyler, you literally read my mind. As you were talking about fantasy football, I said out loud "it's stupid" and then you said, (as if you were listening to me say it) " some of you say it's stupid." I laughed too hard right then lol

    • @angelapastorius2377
      @angelapastorius2377 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @haroldwilkes598
      @haroldwilkes598 2 роки тому +5

      Well, most of real football is stupid too...I mean, Vikings and football is an oxymoron.

    • @wearemikej
      @wearemikej 2 роки тому +1

      @@haroldwilkes598 😂

  • @toshamccarty5115
    @toshamccarty5115 2 роки тому +5

    December 2020 just before Christmas, I was listening to Christmas songs on UA-cam to cheer up, and I selected the song, We Need A Little Christmas and I was caught by the words of one stanza:
    For I've grown a little leaner, grown a little colder, Grown a little sadder, grown a little older. And I need a little angel sitting on my shoulder. I need a little Christmas. And that's when I understood a little of why these folks embrace Christmas earlier and earlier. They need an infusion of hope again; what could be more hope inducing than to remember Immanuel - God with us.

  • @rayhermans5555
    @rayhermans5555 2 роки тому +1

    Man... You completely missed the BMW meme... they are notorious for not using their indicators ! (just like Audi drivers btw...)

  • @davidryan9189
    @davidryan9189 2 роки тому +53

    Hey Tyler, I watched this entire episode with my phone resting on a 3lbs. bag of candy corn. Now I will think of you with each piece (probably for the rest of my life). Cheers!

    • @johnc27
      @johnc27 2 роки тому +3

      candy corn on pizza is not as bad as my nephew he puts ranch on it and he also puts ranch on ramen spaghetti pretty much anything he goes thru a 32 ounce bottle every three days

  • @ionlybowtogod9268
    @ionlybowtogod9268 2 роки тому +11

    Canadian military healthcare: hey you okay?
    Canadian veteran: no
    Canadian military healthcare: okay cool have you thought about dying?

    • @billloomis4975
      @billloomis4975 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds like the US dept. of veteran's affairs and the Veterans association (VA).

  • @dave3657
    @dave3657 2 роки тому +1

    People get unsubscribed from your channel, as fast as illegal aliens get deported from Martha’s Vineyard. 😅

  • @amt5911
    @amt5911 2 роки тому +14

    19:14 You can make you own Chick-fil a sauce, and it even tastes better than the original:
    Ingredients:
    1/4 cup honey
    2 tablespoons yellow mustard
    1/4 cup barbecue sauce
    1 tablespoon lemon juice
    1/2 cup mayonnaise
    You're welcome.

    • @laurabarber6697
      @laurabarber6697 2 роки тому +2

      What brand of BBC sauce? They are all so different! Thanks!

  • @gigilarigi3132
    @gigilarigi3132 2 роки тому +30

    I was giggling a little bit until the Jada joke…then you got a full on guffaw outta me and it was hard to recover.🤣

  • @TLifeDailyVlogs
    @TLifeDailyVlogs 2 роки тому +1

    Capybara is a South American rodent. I only know this cause I played Leaf Coneybear in "25th Putnam County Spelling Bee." This was a musical. :)

  • @seekanddestroy7343
    @seekanddestroy7343 2 роки тому +56

    I'm glad to see you giving a shout out to your dad Tyler, even though you're not on speaking terms. It goes to show he did a fine job raising you kiddo.

    • @psalmreader8049
      @psalmreader8049 2 роки тому +1

      But it’s really sad about them not being on speaking terms with Tyler having a new wife and baby and all 🙁

    • @sharahmaples8818
      @sharahmaples8818 2 роки тому +1

      Is that true? Hard to tell on this channel. Hope not.

  • @Yhrim70
    @Yhrim70 2 роки тому +7

    sometimes the comments section is almost as funny as the episode 😂

  • @abubacar
    @abubacar 2 роки тому +1

    "Man jailed for 34 months after farting in police officer's face"
    Tyler: What did they jail him for? Assault?
    Me: Ass-ault maybe.

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming 2 роки тому +9

    My mother has been put in FaceBook jail a couple of times now, because she shares memes. The best part about it is that she doesn't even understand why I celebrate this, even though I've explained it. She's just upset that they keep stopping her from sharing memes she finds funny with her friends.

  • @lar1382
    @lar1382 2 роки тому +20

    Dude, there's no big secret to Chick-fil-A's sauce, the ingredients are right on the cover. It basically BBQ sauce mixed with Honey Mustard. You can go into any McD, BK or even a restaurant, and order a chicken sandwich or Burger, ask for BBQ and Honey Mustard, mix them both together, and you have yourself a homemade Chick-fil-A sauce. I do it all the time.

    • @angelapastorius2377
      @angelapastorius2377 2 роки тому +2

      👍👍Dang, never noticed.

    • @VictoriaMarch13
      @VictoriaMarch13 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite way to eat nuggets is too mix McDonald's BBQ sauce and their hot mustard! It's delicious!

  • @em-loof-tonnac
    @em-loof-tonnac 2 роки тому +1

    "Dude shoes" are the generic wanna-be version of DC Villain's. Nothing beats the "real" slip on.
    C'mon man 🙄😂

  • @rafaelmauricio8000
    @rafaelmauricio8000 2 роки тому +20

    Dude my wife always wants to watch your meme and laugh you lose vids together its a ritual we have now.

  • @MatthewK88x
    @MatthewK88x 2 роки тому +166

    Technically, Tyler is still in the Air Force. He is serving his country while sitting down in a comfy chair... God Bless America!

    • @Leon_RED
      @Leon_RED 2 роки тому

      serving his country huh...his country huh as if the elites from different countries have different plans than our elites...oh thanks for protecting the pedophiles

    • @jcmjcm1945
      @jcmjcm1945 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah sorry many of us served on our feet in the Air Force. Bad joke all around .Oh wait who does a pinned down unit call when under fire in deployment. That's right the Air Force. And I could go on and on.

    • @anthonymcnatt3799
      @anthonymcnatt3799 2 роки тому +4

      When your chair is a bomb😎👍

    • @stevescuba1978
      @stevescuba1978 2 роки тому +20

      @@jcmjcm1945 I had a bunch of marines want to fight me over a challenge coin at the bar. They called me an Air Force pussy. Then I told them I worked on Spectre gunships (AC-130H), which has the express mission to fly over them and keep them safe.
      Their highest ranking dude made them all buy me a drink.

    • @daveme1803
      @daveme1803 2 роки тому +10

      I'm a retired Air Force guy.
      I LOVE the banter between services.
      As an aircraft crew chief, we loved taking detachments of other services to work with us. I had a Marine tell me we were nuts after a 14 hour shift in over 100 degree heat. Loud, nasty, dirty, covered in jet fuel and hydraulic fluid.
      The banter changed after. Still a lot of fun. The best is when we took an F-15 down to the trim pad at night. Kill the lights and light her up. The sound and vibration would really mess you up.

  • @bonzo713
    @bonzo713 2 роки тому +1

    My neighbor has had their Halloween decorations up for a week...
    And they go BIG!

  • @stevetaylor8698
    @stevetaylor8698 2 роки тому +11

    He wasn't gaoled for farting, he pleaded guilty to robbery, shoplifting, possession of a bladed article and criminal damage, he has a lengthy history of 31 previous convictions for 83 offences. I suspect the flatulence didn't help his case though.

    • @maga6252
      @maga6252 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, okay! Repeat offenders. Not just one count of 'ass'ault?! 😆😎

  • @RmartLilLt42
    @RmartLilLt42 2 роки тому +31

    Finally… I’ve been up since 6am waiting! I am ready to laugh 😂

    • @11BInfidel
      @11BInfidel 2 роки тому +2

      Lol. Me too!

    • @Kat.Evangeline
      @Kat.Evangeline 2 роки тому

      Put lemon - oregano - salt & pepper & feta cheese on the fries.
      Greek style !
      Seriously the best fried potatoes I had were in Greece prepared by my Great Aunt (Thea).

  • @sherrifennel719
    @sherrifennel719 2 роки тому +1

    Mustard on fries. YES!!! I thought I was the only one.

  • @canadiangirl5159
    @canadiangirl5159 2 роки тому +14

    Hey, I'm one of those "Grannies" now. But my little man is only 5 years old, so I can say that he's getting taller and more handsome every time see him.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +1

      YES Let keep them cookies coming

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 2 роки тому +1

      Do you know "island Girl 500" on Vancouver Island? Tell her I said hi.

  • @judystockman8998
    @judystockman8998 2 роки тому +17

    The golf one, with all the people crowded near by: My family and friends learned many years ago that if I had a projectile I was going to release by ANY means, all vulnerable entities would be wise to head to the nearest bunker. No matter how hard I tried, or how long I practiced, I could never hit anywhere close to what I was aiming at. 😂

  • @joshfairley1014
    @joshfairley1014 2 роки тому +1

    I don't see any difference between candy corn pizza and pineapple pizza... fight me!

  • @charlesburroughs9770
    @charlesburroughs9770 2 роки тому +11

    Deev, it's time to get Tyler a prompter...he's starting to Biden!!!

  • @1darnright19
    @1darnright19 2 роки тому +31

    Watching Tyler mistake the Mustang Mach-E for the next gen Mustang is giving me flashbacks of watching people confuse the Bronco Sport for the actual Bronco.

    • @chrismoltisanti2763
      @chrismoltisanti2763 2 роки тому +2

      He mistakes almost every car that pops up on a meme.

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 2 роки тому +4

      @@chrismoltisanti2763 I find it funny when a man gets common cars incorrect. I wonder if he can change the oil in his car.

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 2 роки тому +3

      What's funnier to me is seeing people give a shit about a car that only has the name "Mustang" for a sales pitch

  • @michaelperry4308
    @michaelperry4308 2 роки тому +1

    10:13, Assault with a smelly weapon. 21:25, what language is "I aint write that", not English, must be 'hoodlish'.

  • @nurifidei4056
    @nurifidei4056 2 роки тому +24

    Sunday can't be a Sunday without Zed's videos

  • @daerdevvyl4314
    @daerdevvyl4314 2 роки тому +14

    Tyler Zed on open relationships: “You do you.”
    Me: “And everybody else.”

  • @mikaeldk5700
    @mikaeldk5700 2 роки тому +1

    The Kurt Russel Crowe jokes were good... But what about Wesley Snipes and Wesley Schneider? Some people to this day refuse to believe that it is the same person??

  • @renevil2105
    @renevil2105 2 роки тому +21

    One requirement to be Zed that is missing, is too fire deeve everytime he sends a jumpscare.

  • @jeremylewellen
    @jeremylewellen 2 роки тому +40

    I was in a state of total shock and excitement for like 2 minutes when I saw the sushi pizza. That looks life-changing. And the jada stopped my respiration for nearly the same amount of time. Great episode this week!

    • @androgyny77
      @androgyny77 2 роки тому +4

      Sign me up for Sushizza!

  • @lorenray9479
    @lorenray9479 2 роки тому +1

    My big bro taught me.. crank a 90 at 30mph, jump the curb. When all 4 monster mudders stop plowing sod take a 2 wheel 45 degree, two wheel jog between the caddys. Slow to a crawl and innocently park with a courteous nod at the kid with the yellow flag. Pull the lunch pack from under the bed roll and enjoy the event two hours early. He only lived to be 32. Took me 2 years to convince the state troopers I Am Not My Bro!!!

  • @rsfields2009
    @rsfields2009 2 роки тому +5

    Yes, that's the new Mustang.
    It's a four door, hatchback, electric.
    Yay progress...
    I'm guessing the headrest on the seats has accommodations for your man bun as well...

  • @dalehammond3591
    @dalehammond3591 2 роки тому +21

    At the end of this video Brandon mad a perfect impression of a car that couldn't afford enough gas to get to the next station.

  • @marklybrand820
    @marklybrand820 2 роки тому +1

    Capybaras are rodents from South America. They’re about the same size as a black bear cub, I think.

  • @alexvanells594
    @alexvanells594 2 роки тому +72

    I hope you and your dad work things out Tyler🙏🏻

  • @echochamber4420
    @echochamber4420 2 роки тому +20

    It’s funny how Tyler misreads the clips constantly, then makes fun of Brandon misreading his teleprompter…Tyler, why are you claiming William Zabka is your father, when the real evidence is staring you in the face?

  • @ACEZL
    @ACEZL 2 роки тому +1

    Greetings from Canada we love President Donald John Trump. Tyler I was watching one of your videos about people saying they’ve been unsubbed. They aren’t dreaming it’s happened. I’ve been unsubbed once or twice on this channel and multiple times on other Trump supporting channels. I want to move to the state so bad Texas preferably or Oklahoma

  • @handsomezack2054
    @handsomezack2054 2 роки тому +12

    I'm torn. I really miss my grandma because she would always tell me how tall and handsome I was... but I'm kinda glad she isn't around to see what the world has devolved into.... doesn't change the fact that I miss her dearly...

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears 2 роки тому

      I miss my grandad, Zack. He was the best human I’ve ever met, and I loved him so much. I will never get over losing him. I’m glad he isn’t here to see what the world has come to. What a mess, eh? 🌹

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 2 роки тому +32

    oh my god deev is getting more and more savage with the edits xD

  • @sheilarogers3448
    @sheilarogers3448 2 роки тому +1

    Year round Christmas tree. Just change the ornaments for all the holidays year round

  • @zellway
    @zellway 2 роки тому +9

    My Nephew eats wings like that. He likes to take small bites out of all of them to “make them cool off faster” he is six and he eats with a plan 😄

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 2 роки тому +1

      My grandson puts his food in the freezer to cool off. One time he waited too long & his food was too cold, so he turned the freezer OFF. His memory has improved, after he had to help mop up the flooded kitchen the next morning. 🤣😂🤣

  • @leslietarkin5705
    @leslietarkin5705 2 роки тому +19

    I still have part of my Christmas village up from last year. With everything my family is going through, hubs and I decided to keep it up as a cheery reminder through the dark times we're facing. Every once in a while, I'll spot him standing in front of it and smiling.

    • @MrStar700
      @MrStar700 2 роки тому +5

      Whatever works for you. Not harming a soul and stirs some comfort. 😌

    • @saltycat662
      @saltycat662 2 роки тому +2

      I don't know why people even care about who leaves their holiday decorations up. I once had a neighbor who never took their xmas decor down. I didn't care. If something this petty bothers someone that much, you must have an extremely sad and boring life.

  • @CLBCrew96
    @CLBCrew96 2 роки тому +1

    Do people not understand that you can not like Biden as well as not love Trump? Yes I think Trump did much better but Im still not a huge fan. I do hate Biden though.

  • @karlsjunior466
    @karlsjunior466 2 роки тому +12

    Spent almost 2 hours in a line of cars going to the Ren fest yesterday just to get to a full parking lot where we drove around for another 30 minutes.
    Powered through tho. We had fun.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 2 роки тому

      One thing DisneyWorld is excellent at is the car parking. It runs like clockwork, with the minimum of delay; everyone funnelled into the bays by the attendants, no hunting round for a space.

  • @lemonyskunkketts7781
    @lemonyskunkketts7781 2 роки тому +12

    Imagine the guy jailed for farting in cops face, telling everyone in jail what he's in for. 😂

    • @leakybagofmeat8734
      @leakybagofmeat8734 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cide3197
      @cide3197 2 роки тому

      I imagine it sounds something like, “Don’t ever try to blow off the cops.”

  • @prestonmermis8425
    @prestonmermis8425 2 роки тому +1

    I saw this one post, for whatever reason recommended to me, on Facebook years back it had something to do with, the gays and mother's hating firearms wanting to take said arms. I posted a gif in the comments with a rotating radar that had nothing on it reading, "Checking the Radar For Someone Who Cares" I then blocked the ad. I wish I hadn't, I want to watch everyone's mind explode with woke behavior. 😂

  • @herbertgearing1702
    @herbertgearing1702 2 роки тому +10

    My ex wife's mother was from Mississippi and as I was driving through her home town I saw a podiatrist office sign shaped like a foot with the words "foot doctor" beneath podiatrist and joked only in Mississippi lol. I almost had to walk home to Virginia she was so pissed.

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 2 роки тому +8

    I don't call them an "open relationship", I use the formal "potential homicide".

  • @roymosby7895
    @roymosby7895 2 роки тому +1

    You never put up the Christmas Tree, if you do, you will just have to put it up again next year.🤔🤣

  • @andrewstoll4548
    @andrewstoll4548 2 роки тому +10

    That little kid in the suspenders is flipping awesome.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому

      like all Grand KID got look like Grand papas

  • @Egryn
    @Egryn 2 роки тому +7

    Why doesn’t anyone ever just get their friends, dress up as zombies and hang out at the graveyard?

  • @Eaglemadhatter
    @Eaglemadhatter 2 роки тому +2

    I liked somestings on todays video, most. Remember to say no to great reset. I love you all .

    • @kendo7964
      @kendo7964 2 роки тому

      🖕 the great reset.

  • @spinuck9180
    @spinuck9180 2 роки тому +13

    I often wonder how many “supply chain issues” are actually the result of someone forgetting to order

    • @thesonofdormammu5475
      @thesonofdormammu5475 2 роки тому +1

      All the time at my part time job. Our managers frequently forget to order things and it's easier to tell customers that it is "supply chain issues" than "my store manager is a lazy incompetent idiot".