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Zeducation , 0:30 California is a lot redder than people are lead to believe; it's the powers that be, the powers that installed themselves that make us look corrupt.
The straw thing is total bullshit. Some joker found a dead turtle and stuck a straw in its cold dead nose.
Timberland boots. The work boots for people that have never worked a day in their lives.
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew👋
1:40 They never INTENDED to pay "reparations"; they're making promises knowing full well that they squandered our money.
For those of you that live in californiastan, stay there.
EVERY bit of grocery shopping I’ve ever done as a parent was to end child hunger.
Isn’t child hunger why parents buy groceries?
Child hunger is when you refuse to buy any good cereal so you end up with a cupboard full of shreddies, plain cherrios and shredded wheat. Not mini wheat but that crap that is a big brick and tases like cardboard.
If you don't feed them you can go to prison.
@Mike M. incorrect.
They just start school breakfast and lunch programs it turns out.
And sometimes the neighbor’s children!
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Don’t give Newsome that much credit. He’s the one that created the monster in the first place.
Ehz that blame really belongs with university and most teach it
Triggered the anger and fighting.
Mission completed.
He cheated in his Recall !
Criminal & nephew of Nancy Pelosi!
He dug his own hole and now trying to get out clean.
Actually the downfall started on Jerry Brown’s term - his first term!
Tyler: I can’t believe you guys don’t do the punishment!!!
Also Tyler: *Laughs more than anyone… never does a punishment*
have you ever seen a cop arrest himself ?
Tyler: "If you lose, your punishment is...head to California; acquire a legitimate mailing address; register your car there to get plates; take those plates back to your home state; and use those plates for an ENTIRE WEEK."
Me: "Son, we need to talk..."
he should do a punishment for saying ''mind-bottling'' came pretty with boggle's my mind, danger close. love ya TZ
@@mikef8023 I think he's quoting Will Ferrell from Blades of Glory, you may find this revelation mind-bottling
I fast-forward past the punishment, merch add, and the sub request. In the two years I've been watching, that's saved me a couple of hours.
I watch Zed purely for the laundry reminders. Thanks Zed.
I usually watch while doing laundry. I’ve got young kids so spraying all their stains takes a while😂 when he gives the remainder, I give the knowing nod.
Zed: "Triscuits are disgusting."
Also Zed: "I don't see any pineapple on that pizza, though..."
I like to pretend he never got his taste buds back after his COVID issue. LOL
2:58 $100 for snacks is like a bag of skittles and an off brand soda nowadays.
Beef jerky alone
Tyler: I hate flying.
Tyler: Proud member of the US Air Force.
Oh the irony is thick!
Well, I'm retired US Navy with 17 years sea service, and I have NOT been to the ocean in over 25 years. And I hate flying.
It's a little like how grosed out he is by body fluids yet he worked in the hospital.
Chair Force. You know why.
A lot of Air Far- Force are ground crew. Mechanics and the like to let the flyboys do their thing 5 hours a week.
Can you please get rid of Pelosi's pic?
The beer companies are desperately trying to make me sober 😅
Good thing u drink sake
the AI should have told the guy in the wheelchair being bullied to just roll with the punches
Haaaaa
So comforting to see another sane person living in MN
“It bottles my mind.” Should be on a Zed t-shirt.
I would buy that one.
Dora is missing her complimentary tent and crack pipe
And blue hair!
Tyler, this punishment hits home! I got my son and his family out of California just about two weeks ago. They are still driving around in their new state with California license plate and they ARE catching flack! It's no joke! This despite the fact they he has Trump bumper stickers, 2A and a few more choice bumper stickers on a pickup truck. He is working quickly to get new plates, but it's a true reality of life!
Told my son the day you drive in the first place you go is the DMV. He got new plates within 2 days in Arizona 😎👍
@@kj7792 That's how you do it! 👍
I feel like your family has been through enough. I think Tyler would be ok if you skipped today's punishment 😢
@@jessiep2471 Thanks! 🤣
PRO TIP: If you just skip the part where he says what the punishment is, you don't have to do it.
Lasted 4 years in CA, finally got a job offer in TN...I can say I have NEVER been to the DMV as fast as I was. I had my father in law set up insurance and a utility in our names at his address before we even got to TN (as we didnt have our own place at the time) and made sure to pack all the DMV forms with me and not in the moving truck. Literally the same day we arrived in TN I went to the DMV and got new plates
13:37 "it still BOTTLES my mind" 😂😂😂😂😂 not boggles, it BOTTLES his mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't even notice that lmao
Do people still not get this reference?
@@ryankelly9032 does he mean like..... when your thoughts are all trapped up in a bottle 🤔
Never thought I could get mad at Tyler…then he pulls that doorbell stunt!! 😡😡😅💕
Zed, never under estimate the American public's capacity for stupidity. They watch the news.
I hate how accurate this is.
The "I told you to stop shaking the ladder you little bastard!" Meme... Keeps my laughing 🤣
😂😂 hey, Tyler😂😂 “ it bottles my mind”…. To funny, it’s “ it boggles my mind” 😂😂😂
One job where I have always seen the men wearing suits, John Fetterman shows up in shorts and a Carhartt sweatshirt w/hoodie. Saying "Hey, Imma qualified 'beach bum'....?"
For those scared of flying, the tape used on the wing is called speed tape and it's basically aluminium foil with a strong enough adhesive that lets it stick to aircraft at high speed. It is an approved temporary repair to Boeings shitty paint job on some 787s.
It isn't a safety issue when used like this but it will increase fuel consumption slighty, so it's in the airlines best interest to get the paint repaired properly as soon as possible.
Actually in some cases, it may be a good idea to do a maternity test to make sure a baby b longs to its mother. I heard a reddit story that a husband thought his wife was lying that the child wasn't his, so he did a DNA test, and later on she actually did a test as well, and she wasn't the mother. Apparently their child and someone else's were switched after birth in the hospital. 🤯
Here's another crazy story. Something similar but this mother really did give birth. Winded up be her twins uterus she has and never knew it, so her baby was really her sisters kid. Trippy
I’ve heard stories where women were about to be a surrogate, and had sex right before they were implanted with the other woman’s inseminated embryo. So they had to figure out whether she got pregnant naturally, or if it was the other woman’s baby.
Before they take your kid out of your sight memorize any birthmarks or make sure the baby tag is on and correct. It's a lot cheaper then paying more money to the medical system.
P.S. If you use pictures instead of your memory careful what you upload to your cloud storage.
Tyler laughing his ass off at the wheelchair joke, then saying they will go to Hell 😂
I can't believe you did the doorbell!!! Now, she will never shut up!!!😂
Thanks for your generosity Tyler - it’s rough out here the land of fruits and nuts
My dad used to call it the cereal state. Fruits, nuts and flakes! 😅
I'd keep pancakes and get rid of the muffins because all they are are cupcakes without the icing, so it's not a loss at all!😂
“And then the paparazzi yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’”
😂
@@goblingoblineus928 neither was chiraq
@@goblingoblineus928
Hillary Clinton's campaign people say they have a video of you in a hotel room in Moscow with two prostitutes.
Adam Schiff confirms it.
What's your response?
@@goblingoblineus928 what has been built back better with current regime?
@@goblingoblineus928 you must be joking. Right?
Great tribute for the "It ain't much, but it's a honest work" man who just passed away in a car crash. RIP Meme Lord 🙏
Awe Man! I usually can hold it together without laughing at the stupidity, but the Dora in Portland? I lost it! LoL.
The “Mind Bottling” troll is beautiful. Lol 😆
Thank you for the compassion you showed for those of us who live in California. Once upon a time it was a nice place to live, then the parasites took over.
That's what happens when you feed them and make them comfortable...
Parasites= illegals
Born raised in the Hollywood Hills here With a fun Fact :
Parasites and insects love nice weather too .
@@lalaboards they love garbage and sewage too
How come the victims in California don't remember that they voted those parasites into office?
That rabies vaccine meme was so accurate.
My dogs go nuts at any sound of a bell or door slamming/opening, thank you! You just made them wake the entire block 23:45 on a sunday :'D
"100 pairs of clothes." Dude, are we hittin' the Oregon Trail??? 🤣🤣🤣
10 year old T-shirt? Heck I' still wearing 20 year old shirts and my father is wearing 40 year old shirts. 😁
I'm 62 and recently found the shirt I was wearing in my senior picture in the back of my closet.
My Christmas T-shirts are so old the labels say "Made in U.S.A."
Not kidding!
Am actually wearing a 33-year old T-shirt while watching this vid. Some things just get better with age 😊
We have a sweater that was passed from my cousin to my dad (early 60’s), then I borrowed it and nnever returned it ( late 70’s), then my son started stealing it from me (late 80’s). We referred to it as “ugly sweater”! Only one of my grandchildren wore it, but he won’t anymore! If I can find it, I think I will give it to his fiancee…she’s always cold!
I have a sweatshirt that says “ 40 isn't old if you’re a tree”. It was a b.d. gift from my wife on my 40 th. I still wear it. I’m 73. Dave in Omaha
Did Tyler just say "ding ding" for the doorbell? That's dong abuse.
We didn't come here to see dong abuse!
“I would like to order a Chicken wing and ranch sundae please.”
“You want buffalo sauce and celery on that?”
Ewwww
“Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps.” - Mitch Hedberg
There is nothing inaccurate about the phrase “her testicles”.
Every married man out there knows who those testicles belong to.
True----Ask ex-Prince Harry----😂😂😂
Crappy wife, crappy life
@@elultimo102 What exactly does the emasculated prince know? Other than that he is royally forked, of course.
Companies ask you to donate so they can add it all together and donate the money in the company name for a huge tax break.
Even more reason to donate actual food to school and church food pantries. Cut out the b.s.
If heirs don’t need an inheritance…..the government still doesn’t need it either. Too many things are taxed……TAX REVOLT
I live in Oregon. Lived in Portland for 20 years. That meme is true.
We use to pull Spanish Moss off the oak trees to sit on while sliding in Louisiana 😂😂😂
We all know that Zed’s mind is bottled.
You caught that, too? I watch with cc and I thought it was just a mistake. Still, if we could bottle the essence of Zed's mind, I think the world would be a better place...if we can remove his thoughts about pineapple pizza and sweet pickles.
It's a Trailer Park Boys quote, he already explained that.
Yes, was bottled and lost at sea during his service. Just my theory.
Yeah, but now we know that Carhart bottled it.
Yes, Zed is definitely mind bottling.
That DNA question. It might be relevant if there is a suspicion that the hospital got children mixed up.
BTW there used to be a blonde joke that went: Doctor: Congratulations, you're pregnant. Blonde: Are you sure it's mine?
Dang it, Tyler! I made to the last 2 and now I gotta go find some dang CA license plates! 🤣😂🤣😂
Just rent a car .. happened to me EVERY Damned TIME.
Hair clip!! I need that! OMG I would scare the hell out of everyone in the house with that.
"I don't understand why women have so many pairs of clothes -- you're not gonna wear all that!"
Me, with 12 battle ready medieval longswords in a nearby display case and a gun safe in the other room with like 16 guns in it: **looks away meekly**
Lol ..I love this!..you do make a good point..thumbs up to you
Those zombies ain't gonna kill themselves!
Can be like my dad and hang the swords up all around the house as well as have a stash in the bedroom.
Hmmm I have a storage unit... Not even USING my crap I'm paying to store for the 3rd year, now! LOL
You got me with the "Where's Waldo?" joke, but I live in New York state, is that close enough to the punishment for today? LOL
The panic when the doorbell rang and I realized I was the only person awake in the house with 2 dogs laying at my feet!
Sooo....it "bottles" your mind??
Well that "boggles" MY mind. 😂
Damn you Tyler! All 3 cats came running when you made the door Bell noise!
I love starting out my morning with a Zeducation video. It always brightens my day.
Happy Sunday!
@@gamelover2222 Happy Sunday. May your day be great.
@Miguel Silva Gutentag
Patient: Doc, what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm not quite sure.
Patient: When you will find out?
Doctor: Tomorrow, after the autopsy.
They can't even cure the diseases they make intentionally.
*uncanny mr. incredible.jpg
Uhh… 😬
Yoink. I'm stealing that.
Canada?
As an adult I still play video games all day when I'm sick. When I got covid I had diarrhea one day and got paid to play video games 10 days straight while not having to see anyone else in society. Greatest 10 days of my life
You have tapped into the energy flow of the universe- unlimited power. If teenagers understand this, why should we fail to comprehend?
The Dick Van Dyke episode with the possible baby switch is hilarious.
Shout out to the guy that put the concrete in that hole for the stop sign.
Just looked up the Net Worth of Kroger's. For 2022 it was $49 Billion. So the meme is spot on.
Jokes on you…. I already live in this hell hole.
Jokes on you. I don't!
Can I borrow your license plate?
To all you cali dems stay right there in the mess you created, don't export the liberalism to the well run red states.
That's only if they haven't already been stolen off your car
I live in Bennetts Creek VA really nice here. I was at Disneyland in 1964 when it was Cool 😎 shameful what's happening there now.
I'm from California... no punishment! Finally, laughed unrestrained throughout the whole episode! (At least I don't have to live with the guilt of laughing and not doing the punishment, like I've done 1000 times before!)
Stay in California.
No punishment could match what you already endure.
@@theredrooster7143 not everyone in California is liberal, if we had the funds to leave, we definitely would.
@@CodyCopper04 sorry dude it’s not just about being liberal. I lived in Oregon my whole life. Californians bought up all the properties, slapped some paint on them then sold them for thousands more than they’re worth to other Californians, pricing out all the locals. Californians destroyed the coast for all the locals that lived there. However, yeah if I lived there I’d want to get the hell out of there too so…..
Absolutely!
6:51 I just got to my hotel room in New Orleans & took a dump which stopped it up, we left and I forgot about it; at 2AM another guy needed to toss his cookies!
We woke up to "toilet water" all over the floor, that was the fastest I've ever checked out of a hotel! 🤣🤣🤣
Blue Bell Creamery in Brenham announced a new flavor ice cream, called Dr. Pepper Float. I'll be trying that one.
Or you could just make an actual Dr Pepper float. Vanilla ice cream and Dr Pepper, you're welcome
Or go to Whataburger and get a Dr Pepper milkshake.
I wouldn't mind the automated donation request •quite• as much, if they added a literal ''fuck off'' option
"Would you like to round up your total and give 23 cents to charity, or have us remove 77 cents from your bill?"
"A tisket, a tasket, what's inside your basket? A brand new treat from Shredded Wheat and Triscuit is its name." Why can I remember this shit but can't remember where I set my car keys?
Dementia does that.... Newer shit you forget! That old stuff you remember like it was yesterday. 😂
I lost on the Waldo meme 😂😂😂
"Ew. What the Hell?!"
Tyler has waged a one man war to end tips. Each episode his anger towards it seems to grow, Hahahha. I agree tho, it’s getting absurd!
A restaurant/pub announced that you agree to a 40% tip or you must leave. I'm ready to quit tipping altogether.
I’m glad you realize that living in California is punishment enough. There are a few sane people stuck there for work.
Wait, Carhartt went woke, and you’re still wearing their hat! 😂 You need to do a punishment!
2:28
Ain't no rainbow on that unicorn! 🌈 🦄 !!!
3:31
Too much Woke and not enough Explorer in that Dora!
In Texas at campfires we say “smoke follows ugly” . I thought it was hilarious …until it wouldn’t stop blowing in my face 😂😂😂😂
Your meme on dogs and knocks/doorbell sent my dog into a barking spasm. Thanks a lot. 😂😂😂😂😂. Excellent show today. Can’t do punishment. Threw my CA plate away 30 year ago when we moved out of state. 😘
I had a dog that would bark every time I said "bing boom". It was hilarious, even if I just said it in a plain voice and didn't even try to make it sound like a doorbell.
Doorbell? Lmao. The phone rings and they go nuts
Whenever a cashier asks me if I want to donate to anything I just stare at them seriously and say "are you kiddin'?"
Never ever. Idc who's behind me. You're not getting a tax break donating my money in your name
Don’t blame the cashier. Boss makes them ask.
And if they would be honest about it, people are not donating. They give money to the store who donated it. Then they write it off as a donation.
After moving to AZ my grandkids were telling people that they moved here from California. My son is like “NOOOO, I was born here! My last post in the military was Camp Pendleton. I’m a native Arizonan!” Now they say “my dad just retired from the military.” Okay then.
It's not FAIR I usually can deal with the memes but I lose it everytime Tyler starts busting up 😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at these videos as much as I did with The conditioner watching yet another breakdown in the shower. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
"It bottles my mind" . True Zedism rite there...
"No es mucho, pero es trabajo honesto" - It's not much, but it's honest work.
I got honest is more😆🤣😆 thanks for the translation
Once I sat down with my kids and watched an episode of Power Rangers and asked why the hell the citizens of Angel Grove didn't pay them to move away. The only reason the city ever got attacked was because the Power Rangers were there, and then the Power Rangers would suck up glory for stopping the attack that they evidently provoked with their very presence in the first place.
Taught you about the government and you didn't realize it.
Me: i wonder what crazy punishment Tyler will give us this week..
Tyler: Do something illegal..
😂😂
“It still bottles my mind”😂
0:23 I almost spit up all the water I was drinking when I heard this line "you have to replace your current plates with California plates" ...LMAO! I live in Texas and in the last year or so, I've seen a plethora of California plates here in San Antonio. I really don't care that much, but when you said "you have to deal wit the middle fingers and honking, etc." I laughed again, because I have friends that do this! I'm a pretty passive guy, but I have friends, born and raised in Texas/Texans, that flip off every California plate driver they see in town. GREAT punishment. LOL
A nurse about a month ago admitted to swapping thousands of babies over the years so I would definitely get a DNA test for both the mom and dad just to be 100%.
Never let your baby out of your sight.
Where at?
@@cecilyerker Can't control that when sent to NICU
@@dustinnukem5458 Funny enough my twin and I look nothing like my father. Just our mother LOL
😮
Whenever you see a person still masked after all this time, you know you're looking at a moron, so laugh at them. That's what they're for. The world needs its court jesters.
Yes. Unbelievable.
Hay fever - every frickin thing is in bloom had to wear a mask to walk my dog. She gives me that look & no matter how I feel she gets a walk.
I laugh at every mask wearing person I pass by these days. I sometimes point. DGAF if you scowl. A sheep matters not to me.
Still see a few of them at the grocery store I work at (inside and outside). I just shake my head and think "Papa and Mama government has duped you well".
@@robincochran7369 I still see a couple every time I go grocery shopping, only other place I've seen one in a year or so is the waiting room at the dentist...
Those metal slides were the best we used to take wax paper with us and fly.
22:00 Tyler waving his hands while talking about the early presidents. 😆😆
Earlier "Presidents" ... Hmm you mean before we became the United States of America! LOL Tyler.
The book fair erasers taught me a valuable life lesson I've never forgotten. Sometimes things that look good don't actually function well and you're paying more just for the looks, no matter if it works as intended or not. I bought the watermelon one and afterwards i only ever bought the old fashioned tried and true pink block erasers. Substance over aesthetics
and to this day nobody stops scam products from being sold en-mass.
I love telling people in Texas that I just moved here from New York and then telling them not to worry because I’m actually from California.
Rented a car in TN (Knoxville airport) to spend the week in Gatlinburg. CALIFORNIA license plate. Yeah .. I walked the 1.5 miles to the bus stop area and did NOT drive that dang rental again till time to leave!
As a Floridian that wouldn't work down here as NYC has been sending us their human trash for decades now.
@@Maddog3060 Amen!!!
I didn’t know a single high school kid who had a vocabulary like the ones in a Dawson’s Creek.
3:32 makes me think of the Garbage Pail kids cards
I was going to look for a Zed Tshirt but then you gave the perfect intervention by reminding me of how many Tshirts I have in my closet right now! Thank you!😅
i heard Boston's "More than a feeling" all the time in my teens, liked it but didn't think much about it. Now I'm almost 60 and think its the greatest rock song! I love it so much more now! Ha!
20:04
No need to be concerned. The top of the wing is in compression during flight. The tape is there to seal it against water intrusion. It's generally ok to have cracks on compression members because the applied forces are actually closing the cracks. On the underside, in tension, is a different story.
Tyler, as a 56 yr old I can tell you road snacks are magical, they don't hold the same properties they do when you're at home. Have to fact check false you on that one. I'm loading up on jerky, hot peanuts, pickle flavored cashews, hot shoe strings and whatever cool local stuff they have at that store! 🤣🥰
No Corn Nuts or Smoked String Cheese?!
Corn Nuts!!
I only eat them on trips, so yeah, they’re magic.
candy orange slices I have no idea why, but it's my long car drive go-to
@@cjcreates ABSOLUTELY! Picking which corn nut flavor is the hard part, so many good ones!
@@PattyWagon496 that made me remember my all time favorite, Big Mama pickled sausage!!! I LOVE those things. Maybe you had candy orange slices on a trip when you were a kid like I did the sausage but you just don't remember and it evokes fun and carefree emotions in you.
That tax bill looks like Colorado
😂 Tyler's high pitched voice says it all. He really is terrified of planes. I remember the first little putput one I got in from Santa Catarina to Rio to go to the American embassy. Damn thing sounded like an old car exploding it's way down the road🤣.
I avoid planes too. I don't even like riding passenger cause the brakes don't work on that side 😂🤣
C'mon, that's Delta's special airplane tape!! You know....Airplane tape.