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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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To stop body snatchers
Oil comes from plants not dinosaurs.😂
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 😁
Biden actually campaigned with Robert Byrd during one of his runs for president. Spoke at his funeral, with Obama, and called Byrd his friend.
Robert Byrd also Bidens mentor!!
Went on a first date with a woman I met online dating. She immediately gets up from her chair in the restaurant, angrily exclaims: " Your profile says you're 6'5" !!!"
I calmly reply "Your profile says YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL !!"
She actually recounted that story at our 5th anniversary party !!!
Chad move.
Mini Chad move, but still legendary.
@@marbellaotaiza801 thanks, I'll take it !
You know, Cows can already make soybeans taste like hamburger. 😂
...so you can be a vegan by proxy...!
And you can be vaccinated by proxy as well. @@kimvibk9242
@@kimvibk9242recycled vegans.
Technically you're eating a vegan, so.....
@@geraldfrost4710 yeah they always want us to “reduce reuse recycle”, so we are reducing the amount of tofu that needs to be made, reusing the nutrients that the cow took in, and recycling the vegan 🤔
See vegans I’m being environmentally friendly 😂😂
The funniest part of this video is when Tyler said there is still hope for the vikings 😂 😂😂
Fair weather bandwagon jumper.
Never thought I'd see the day when the Detroit Lions is the best team in the NFC North.
Packers still better💪💪💪
Every year 🤪
As a 60 year old life long Minnesotan I fear the delusional state of his mental health may be his undoing.
I’ve decided I can’t watch this episode because the punishment is to much to bare!!
Those air blasters for your eyes were horrible machines 😂 Thanks Tyler!
Seeing Zed squint at the glaucoma eye test machine explained why he needs to squint multiple times an episode. 😂
I know he can afford contacts or glasses.
Zed is too young to have that experience, lol.
I thought it was a mammogram machine lol.
It looks way too big to be the glaucoma test machine.
What is the purpose of a non-contact tonometer?
Non-contact tonometers are widely used to measure the internal eye pressure, i.e. the IntraOcular Pressure (IOP), which is an important parameter for the diagnosis and treatment of glaucoma. During the measurement, the eye is deformed by a short air pulse.
Mark Twain predicted the future with complete accuracy
to tell you the truth, he probably had to deal with stupid jackasses as well. they brain dead has, is an will always be among us
Gave us a good answer to stupid people. Mark Twain was right. Then, walk away.😅
I was thinking his quote applies more today than it ever did in his day!!
Samuel Clemens was smart.
7:11
A co-worker on my job site kept stealing partial lunches from us. Half a sandwich here, bag of chips there, etc.
We all knew who it was. The rest of us got together for "tuna sandwiches" one day. Mixed with Ivory detergent flakes. Didn't see the guy for a week. But he lost the 30 extra pounds he'd been packing around and never touched another lunch again.
Beats the bottle of "apple juice" ploy.
👍👏
@@spikespa5208😊
I got sent to a rehab program in California where the only thing ONLY THING to listen to was Taylor Swift, Adele, and the same Christmas CD for 8 months straight. I think I've already done my punishment 10 fold
I also have to confirm, like 6 years back my mom really wanted to see Nickelback and forced me to go with her and her sister... Not joking the entire show was sold out in the arena seats and the lawn seats in back. So yeah you're probably right there Tyler.
Saw them on my 26th birthday with chevelle. One of the best shows I've ever seen
I love when Meagan puts up the little clips/pictures whenever Tyler mentions something, like the talking fish. More of that, please. 😊
Tyler, we are punished every time we see that evil woman at the beginning.
DITTO!!!!!
I've told Tyler that, it seems like he doesn't really care if we're sickened by the mere sight of her.
Confession: I give my husband crap for playing Nickleback while gaming but I sing along with the entire playlist in the next room 😅
Good lord that is a cruel and unusual punishment.. One of the worst ones i've heard yet..😂
Man, Tyler! I almost didn't watch for fear I'd laugh. Pretty sure "Listening to only Taylor Swift for a week" is covered by the Eighth Amendment under "cruel and unusual punishments"!!
DITTO!!!
As a person who owns a horse, im laughing at the fact people think its cheaper to have a horse.😂
If u laugh u loose
I’d rather eat broken glass than listen to Taylor swift!!!
100% this!
I'd rather dive naked into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades...
DITTO!!!!
Listening to Zed's commentary on the memes always reminds me of Buddy the Elf discovering the world for the first time.
You've hit it right on the head!
@@dreadsire5086 I'm probably old enough to be his dad and when he talks about things in the 90s like it was ancient history gets me every time. You miss blockbuster I remember when video stores were almost exclusively mom and pop shops! Haha
HAHA totally!!!
12:20 - Tyler that appears to be the eye puff machine. It tests for glaucoma and shoots puffs of air into your eyes violently.
That grave with the iron bars over it is the grave of Seath Mór in Scotland. There's stones on his grave that are supposedly cursed, so they put the grate over them so nobody could touch them.
Man, now I want a follow up to that stolen work lunch story.
We all do...
Biden also did the eulogy at Byrd’s funeral
And referred to him as his friend and mentor
@@jamesbrahm6508 yup just didn't want to say that in case I was wrong. I knew it was something like that.
Imagine being so delusional with life you think the Minnesota Vikings still have a chance
A chance since 1990.
well thats still less delusional than a bears fan thinking their team has a chance
Faiders fans think that they definitely shouldn't after we kicked em around today hahahahaha trash organization
I’ve never been more motivated to not laugh. Not a Swiftie !
The cage over a grave was the old way of preventing grave robbers! Loads of graves here in Scotland, particularly in Edinburgh because of Burke and Hare who robbed the bodies to use in the university medical classes.
Ah-hahahahaha -- I *married* the guy I met in church that was carrying chairs! XD
"Never let an angry mom brush your hair." So true! If you. like so many of us, grew up with a mother who had to get five kids out the door in the morning, short hair or not, that short bristled, ivory hairbrush hurt more than iodine on a fresh cut.
Please allow me to apologize for mothers everywhere who did this…😢
That machine is at the eye Doctor! It puts a terrifying puff into your eye😂Still used here in WI😂
Okay, timestamp 12:21, Zed gets a good guess the first time for an "eye machine". That little air puffer gets me every time, and the second shot always takes longer.
I look forward to that email every Monday morning then spend half the day meme bombing all my friends. I laughed plenty today, but my 'Just say NO to Taylor Swift' stance will stay firmly in place.
7:11
The last shop I worked at had cameras in the break room, and the owner had ZERO tolerance for stolen lunches. Immediate termination upon discovery.
I worked there 11 years. Saw over 17 people get fired for this.
But the boss was really cool, he would always buy lunch for those who asked. So there was never a need to steal food at that shop. Probably one of the best bosses I've ever worked for.
"over 17 people" .. 18?
@@iHeartFerenc
Stopped counting.
That machine is used to test the pressure of your eyes by blowing a small stream of air right on the iris, the most hated machine in our office!
The problem is, I can’t help anticipating the poof, and I start involuntarily blinking like crazy.
Nope! It hits your cornea😂
@@sawtootheyes523 this joke is cornea than most.
What happened to the instrument that briefly touches the eye?
Every time I'm making an appt for my eye exam, I tell them right up front I'm NOT doing the eye puffer, lol. I have nightmares about that damn machine!
Zed, your brother made my pregnant wife barf with a video of a dad licking snot of his toddlers nose. Deev is uninvited from dinner.
Sorry I laughed at your comment 😂🤣 soon baby will be barfing on you and oddly get used to it🤣 Congrats on your baby 🎉
It was worse than Tyler's video of snot!
Yes! That was absolutely disgusting.
@@aarontaylor1688OMG that should've been flagged by UA-cam! LOL 😂
That was the absolute MOST gross shit and they showed babies being beheaded.
Eeeewwwww!!!! Glad I didn't see that 🤮
A couple of these almost got me, but the horror of the punishment kept me from breaking!
You have completely destroyed my sense of humor. I don't even jump at loud noises anymore. Other than backing into a corner and hissing when the lights come on, it's been an overall positive experience. 4/5 stars. Would recommend.
Happy Sunday Zeducation and whoever is watching this video your Sunday videos are definitely my favourite ones
Hope you have a wonderful day too.👍
@@flamingdonut9456thanks
My kids have the day off tomorrow from school. Makes this Sunday even better knowing its not the end of the weekend.
Nope Thursdays hands down😊
3:24 When you see “….typing” for 10 minutes then get that “ok” 😳
A store that doesn't exist anymore that me & my family shopped at is Hill's Department store. They had the best toy department in the 80's & 90's. I can still smell the popcorn & cotton candy they had when you first walked in.
GOOD NEWS
"dogs snack dealer" is WAY cooler than 99% of you thought you were anyway
Getting the dad and the waterfall in focus was well done!
"Punishment if you decide to listen to Taylor Swift for a week!!" Zed, that's criminal.🤢
I'm already living this one, I work at a movie theater and her "movie" came out Thursday, so yeah......
Goodbye cruel world that is it for me.
I'd be either a mass murderer or suicidal.
@@91stClubs I'm so sorry to hear that. 😟
There's a fine line between punishment and torture...
Ok, I have to admit, those Asian restaurant names get me ROFL so badly, I spit out my coffee and crack a rib. You need a whole video of really "bad" business signs and business names!!!!
I'd have to be taken to the hospital......🤣🤣
And no.......not you, not the entire armed forces could get me to listen to Taylor Swift. So there😛😛
Nickleback? Who is that? Never heard of them before.
You ain't lying about the pizza places tripling their prices!!!!! I used to order Pizza Hut once a week, because they had 3 pizzas for $10.00 each, and the ONLY add on price was the tip fee!!!! $38.00 for three pizzas with everything, delivered!
Since the Pedocrats slithered into office.....it's almost $60 for ONE large pizza with everything delivered!!!
Not just because of the price of the pizza tripling, but because of the FEES!!!! It's not just the tip you can add on anymore........theres like FIVE other fees they charge now!!!! NO THANKS. I'll buy the $5 frozen pizzas at the grocery store!!!!
Oil doesn't actually come from dead dinsaurs they've discovered.........it actually comes from the decaying of the vegetation from the land masses.......mostly forests. Ain't it wonderful how "science" changes their "facts" every 10 years?
Oil comes from a 2024 Trump administration
I live in Texas, I was flying home from Virginia and had a 30 minute layover in Atlanta. In the middle of rushing to our other terminal which was clear across the Atlanta airport and down 2 levels, we came down an elevator just for it to open up to my uncle from Oklahoma City standing there. It was the most surreal things that’s ever happened to me.
Once had a flight that my husband was on. I thought he was being romantic .. nah! That MFer left our 2 other children, for a love affair trip, and ended up on a flight back home with our youngest and my self. His "friend" and our two older kids met us all at the airport. Talk about awkward. Yes, we are divorced.
Lol, sometimes it is a small world! My brother in law was out of state and walking with a friend when someone pulled up to ask for directions, and it was his uncle!
8:37 It's really weird. Like you can see the similarities in the faces when side-by-side like that, but I'd still never, ever mistake one for the other. They look COMPLETELY DIFFERENT as people, even though so many of the facial features seem nearly identical. Definitely weird and amazing how our minds can distinguish between faces despite so many similarities.
Jokes on you Tyler, my girl is a swiftie so I'm inundated with T Swift songs on the daily lol Easiest punishment ever! 😂
I was giving my dog a treat when the dog treat meme came up.
I think I’ll buy a lottery ticket today.
I want half.
Cause? Zero reasoning. I just want half.
@@lorireed8046 half a dog treat?
@@MikeInOregon half your damned winnings from the lotto.
Good luck 😁
How funny the dog shows incredible love when it's treat time.
One of my most comfortable recliner chairs is one I picked up on the side of the road when I was in my teens. Still have it to this day (am 34 now) lmao
I laugh, I lose, and I never do the punishments.
I can tell exactly which memes Deev picked out, and which memes Meagan picked out lol.
11:17 Lol I've lived in Wv my whole life and this meme is so true. But that's mainly because Wv still has many sane people and when we see outsiders we want to make Wv look unsafe to them so the crazies stay out.
The grid over that grave, is known as a "morte-safe", to protect against grave robbers/body snatchers.
Yes, that’s what that is. It was actually a serious problem in the 1800’s.
Many have mistaken it for one of the various methods used to prevent a vampire from resurrecting. They were actually concerned about that, and took measures to be sure that the reawakened body could not escape.
One method was to put a sickle across the throat of the body. So that if it sat up, it would cut off its own head.
What sick person would want a dead snatch?
@@ontheroad5317the sickle thing is actually ingenious. You could also leave a wooden stake right over his heart with the same purpose.
Before Kmart was Kresge 5 and dime. They were the same company. Believe it or not, Kmart was the "new and improved" version.
I will do the punishments when Tyler can count or gets glasses.
What about that AOC hoodie, too?
@@wilburrrrr742 he wore an ugly sweater instead. Totally not what we wanted. I'm glad we are still here rolling him up😏👍
I measure how good the Sunday Zed was by how many memes I screenshot. It was probably 50% today. Good job all around.
I will not lose this one. Punishment is way too harsh!!
12:20 That's a machine for scanning the inside of your eye, and yes, it hurts.
I never even feel it! But I'm sure glad I did it cause I actually had glaucoma!
Do I have to do the punishment if I laugh at Zed laughing at a meme?!?! 😂
He got me with the guy on the toilet😂😆😃
@@kj7792same!
That's why I only like his vids after they end
No. You've to laugh _at the memes_ to lose...
I will NEVER listen to Taylor or her propaganda !!! I'm not trying to lose brain cells !!! 🤦♀️🤪
I think the scariest part about the grenade is the fact that he robbed two banks and only got 30 thousand dollars. Where's all the money?
Hey Zed, not only have I never did any of your punishments, I never will either. Love your memes anyway.
Dude... You analyzing the effectiveness of the zombie grave cage... Props to where your head is at.
I'd pick him for my zombie apocalypse team...
Was in an Internet argument before this, with someone trying to claim California wasn’t a failed state. Thanks Mark Twain!
I live in California, and you are totally correct!!!👍Your friend then is along with others why it is broken !! Think who your voting for!! You my friend have a working brain!!!🥰👏👏
4:41 If they ever make an animated remake of Billy Madison you could be the voice of Billy for sure.
Taylor Swift is over rated!!!!🤔😖 Don't do the celebrity worship thing!! They aren't so special as you think!! Believe in yourself not them!!! 🥰
4:35 Correction: The sky is Sky Blue! It's a completely different shade, just like how Salmon is different from Pink. Learn your colors, man!
10:30 Correction: You're only an idiot if you never accept facts to change your mind about something. You can be wrong, learn a few facts, and then change your mind with the new information. That's true progress and growth.
24:06 Correction: Joe wouldn't be able to complete a framed painting if someone told him it was a puzzle. Joe couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, while he's reading them.
"Time doesn't heal - it only forms a scab." Mandalorian proverb
My wife and I were happy for 25 years. Then we met.
The day my EX stopped traveling was the day I realized we needed a divorce. LOL 28 years marriage ended the same time he stopped traveling for work.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
11:25 this proves that Chuckie is from West Virginia. The resemblance is just too close.
dang multi post vid
the "glass bathroom"
is INSTALLED WRONG the bit hes behind should be frosted like the door it 1 way glass. idiot installer did it wrong. we had that in an office i used to have to go to for work. you are supposed to have the view from INSIDE.
Watching with my 8 year old daughter:
Tyler: "You can say the sky is blue and someone on the internet will argue with you."
My daughter: "The sky isn't always blue. It can be grey, white, black, dark blue."
Me: 😮🙃😂
I worked at Pamida for a brief stint as a manager. We went to a store in Western Kentucky once that required a ton of work. I went through their grocery section and grabbed all the expired food, filled 13 shopping carts with food past date, some by as much as 2 years.
Upper mgmt wanted us to try to sell it as discounted goods. I took 1 of the packs of cookies outside, opened the wrap and threw them against the brick building as hard as I could in front of them. The cookies bounced off without breaking. Mgmt increased the discount.
Should've open another package and throw it at management faces...
@@marbellaotaiza801The worst part was some people bought that food, KNOWING it was well expired.
@@Skullspliter Hope for humanity: ↘️
the machine is the puff of air for glaucoma
I love that Tyler actually took a couple of seconds to figure out how a zombie could get out of a grave . . . Priceless, dude. Priceless.
When the rapture occurs, some recently dead people will rise again and walk around. It's not written how long they will live... if it's permanent or not. But I don't think they're going to be crawling out of graves. I think it will be people who haven't been buried yet.
Those were not designed to keep people in, but to keep people out, such as graverobbers and body snatchers.
@jbrou123 Oh, very cool. Never even thought about that. I knew they used to have strings running from the coffin to a bell up top, just in case someone was buried alive (hence, dead ringers, of course) but I didn't even think about grave robbers. But yeah, I guess some people would be buried with treasures or coroner/medical enthusiasts would be interested. As well as some other questionable characters . . . . 🤔
@@JB-sf5doYeah that was kind of a big thing. Get ready for the newest retro fashion trend!
On the contrary, I think the more appropriate question for that picture is "if your grave looks like this, did you really die?" 😂
@Zeducation You think you are disappointed, at least you aren't a Carolina Panthers fan.😭😭😭
Had to come back to add an addendum: Have you ever napped so hard that when you woke up you thought you were late for work and tried calling your boss to let him know that you overslept?! That's probably the most panic, then relief, that I've ever experienced within a one minute time period.
1:29 I can confirm. 100%
2:50 I used to be cool. Now I'm cooking breakfast for my wife and kids.
Zed....the cage is to keep people from defacing the grave....NOT to prevent it from escaping in case it turns into a zombie.
Amazing how much thought Zed put into how a zombie could still escape.
I’ve also seen a setup like that where researchers studied decomposition. They caged the body like that to allow air and insects to do their thing, but prevent carnivores from ripping it apart
@@Bufordtorkelton that makes him a sure pick for everyone's zombie apocalypse team
It is to keep grave robbers and body snatcher out.
We love watching your videos, Zed. "The couple that Zeducates together, stays together."
THAT SHOULD BE A SHIRT!!
I hate Nickelback. Funny story though, two of the members got kicked out of the bar where I worked through college in Grand Forks, ND! Best night of my El Roco days!
Zed that is cruel and unusual punishment it's inhuman lol
Zed - let me know what problem you have with the sky is blue
Me - what sky ? I only see air and a refraction of light in the upper atmosphere that is blue most days but can change colour depending on the suns hight and moisture in the air ( it's red sometimes too )
You're not seeing the air, just stuff that's in the air.
That machine at 12:24 looks like a machine I was at the other day, it gives a pof of air into your eye, to measure the preasue inside the eye.. did not hurt, or nothing.. so not sure why we should be happy not knowing what it is :)
Haggling has to be one of the dumbest things ever.
"Here is what I am willing to sell it for."
"I'll give you substantially less!"
"Well that is such an interesting offer I've decided to reduce my price to less than before but more than that."
"Just kidding I can totally pay more. But still not as much as you want."
"Somehow I'm not offended by the fact you lied to me about how much you were willing to pay and have decided to reduce my price further."
"I know the last two times I said that it was as much as I can pay, but despite you still not being that low I'm going to prove to you I lied repeatedly by purchasing the item for more than any offer I made."
"Well luckily I started with a number that was higher than I wanted."
"Well luckily I convinced you to sell it to me for less than I was willing to pay."
Didn't laugh, but smiled.....
Circuit City. No idea how Best Buy survived, but Circuit City didn't since they where a superior store...until right before they went belly up.
It looks like there is a "Circuit City" online store, know idea if it's actually the same company or someone just bought the name.
I'm not doing that, bro. I might laugh, but I deny the punishment this week!
Just don't accept the terms and watch the video as a non-participant. You'll be fine...
@@marbellaotaiza801 Na I like saying no too much.
DITTO!!!
@@sid2112 I'd say that's cool, but you'd just say no...
@@marbellaotaiza801 No I wouldn't. :D
Oil comes from decomposing flora, NOT decomposing fauna. You can thank the Sinclair mascot for the misconception.
Ackchyually; color is just a social construct, and the sky is just a wavelength of energy that our eyes translate in the social construct of blue.
Smoking then saying cannot afford a pizza…I hear this kind of talk a lot. Examine where you are spending your money. Probably 80% goes to junk
In college during dollar beer night at the Pub in Ashland, OR, my boy Adam and I played Paradise City 15 times in a row. And stayed. Love that song so much.
When you announced the punishment I had me fingers in my ears and was going NA NA NA.... Maybe next time.
DITTO!!
14:50 this has happened to me irl. I’m 6’2” and was told I’m too short and she only dates 6’5” guys.
There's a meme where the dude has three shoes on each foot. "I'm over six feet."
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one actually doing these punishments... 🍔 I absolutely REFUSE to EVER listen to Taylor Swift lol. Ya need some backup enforcing this one!!!! I'm laughing!!!🤣 Come n get me muhahaha!!
💯
I m with you... Satanic to the core
When I'm out or busy & get the paragraph long message or message so long it's broken into several sub-messages,
just complaining, my favorite response is just "k", not even uppercase.
That's my favorite way to respond to those. Then absolutely nothing, just sit there & let it simmer.
Imagine a fuse slowly burning on the other end of that message.
For the ultimate though, type & erase then type more for a few before sending the "k".
This way they see the "..." over & over thinking you're typing some long paragraph back.
**Caution use at your own risk** haha!
Um, actually, the sky is not blue. Historically, the sky was not actually considered blue by most cultures, and was considered to be gray by default, and not even cloudy skies or anything either.
Different cultures see color different, Italians insist azure and blue are different colors the same way we do for pink and red.
Japanese people consider blue and green to be the exact same color with a range of hues.
And yes, for most of history, most people wouldn't even perceive the blue color we see in the sky as actually being blue.
It's crazy how long IV been here.
Love you and the crew Zed
Thanks for the laughs and keeping us sane in these stupid, stupid STUPID times.
12:30 - You're lucky you don't recognize it Tyler, but it's actually a machine optologists(eye doctors) use to test your eye. Can't recall which one, but it's either the one that tests your ability to focus on things coming into view or 'that pain-in-the-eye' where they give a short burst of air directly on the pupil for if you need eye drops.
I've only had my eyes tested once, and I VIVIDLY remember that. Instantly dried my eye out and was not comfortable...at all.
Machine was used to measure eye pressure to see if the person was developing glaucoma
It's very uncomfortable to sit at. I have spinal problems, and I always have to try and stretch hard! Pain +. Then it's lights, which hurt, followed by a shot of air, which hurts. I hate the eye doctor. Then I always get a pair of glasses which don't work. I mean damn! I'd rather go to the dentist.
Yeah its the puff of air one.. torture device 😭😂
Hate that puff of air. I live in fear of it. 😆
Thanks for the laugh👍It’s an eye machine.
I thought my friend was a loaded because she lived in a split level with a partially finished basement😂 I remember my parents talking about how their house probably cost about 85,000(this was in the early 90s) too rich for our blood 🤣