Went on a first date with a woman I met online dating. She immediately gets up from her chair in the restaurant, angrily exclaims: " Your profile says you're 6'5" !!!" I calmly reply "Your profile says YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL !!" She actually recounted that story at our 5th anniversary party !!!
@@geraldfrost4710 yeah they always want us to “reduce reuse recycle”, so we are reducing the amount of tofu that needs to be made, reusing the nutrients that the cow took in, and recycling the vegan 🤔 See vegans I’m being environmentally friendly 😂😂
7:11 A co-worker on my job site kept stealing partial lunches from us. Half a sandwich here, bag of chips there, etc. We all knew who it was. The rest of us got together for "tuna sandwiches" one day. Mixed with Ivory detergent flakes. Didn't see the guy for a week. But he lost the 30 extra pounds he'd been packing around and never touched another lunch again.
The cage over a grave was the old way of preventing grave robbers! Loads of graves here in Scotland, particularly in Edinburgh because of Burke and Hare who robbed the bodies to use in the university medical classes.
What is the purpose of a non-contact tonometer? Non-contact tonometers are widely used to measure the internal eye pressure, i.e. the IntraOcular Pressure (IOP), which is an important parameter for the diagnosis and treatment of glaucoma. During the measurement, the eye is deformed by a short air pulse.
A store that doesn't exist anymore that me & my family shopped at is Hill's Department store. They had the best toy department in the 80's & 90's. I can still smell the popcorn & cotton candy they had when you first walked in.
7:11 The last shop I worked at had cameras in the break room, and the owner had ZERO tolerance for stolen lunches. Immediate termination upon discovery. I worked there 11 years. Saw over 17 people get fired for this. But the boss was really cool, he would always buy lunch for those who asked. So there was never a need to steal food at that shop. Probably one of the best bosses I've ever worked for.
That grave with the iron bars over it is the grave of Seath Mór in Scotland. There's stones on his grave that are supposedly cursed, so they put the grate over them so nobody could touch them.
Every time I'm making an appt for my eye exam, I tell them right up front I'm NOT doing the eye puffer, lol. I have nightmares about that damn machine!
"Never let an angry mom brush your hair." So true! If you. like so many of us, grew up with a mother who had to get five kids out the door in the morning, short hair or not, that short bristled, ivory hairbrush hurt more than iodine on a fresh cut.
@@dreadsire5086 I'm probably old enough to be his dad and when he talks about things in the 90s like it was ancient history gets me every time. You miss blockbuster I remember when video stores were almost exclusively mom and pop shops! Haha
Yes, that’s what that is. It was actually a serious problem in the 1800’s. Many have mistaken it for one of the various methods used to prevent a vampire from resurrecting. They were actually concerned about that, and took measures to be sure that the reawakened body could not escape. One method was to put a sickle across the throat of the body. So that if it sat up, it would cut off its own head.
Okay, timestamp 12:21, Zed gets a good guess the first time for an "eye machine". That little air puffer gets me every time, and the second shot always takes longer.
I live in Texas, I was flying home from Virginia and had a 30 minute layover in Atlanta. In the middle of rushing to our other terminal which was clear across the Atlanta airport and down 2 levels, we came down an elevator just for it to open up to my uncle from Oklahoma City standing there. It was the most surreal things that’s ever happened to me.
Once had a flight that my husband was on. I thought he was being romantic .. nah! That MFer left our 2 other children, for a love affair trip, and ended up on a flight back home with our youngest and my self. His "friend" and our two older kids met us all at the airport. Talk about awkward. Yes, we are divorced.
Lol, sometimes it is a small world! My brother in law was out of state and walking with a friend when someone pulled up to ask for directions, and it was his uncle!
I live in California, and you are totally correct!!!👍Your friend then is along with others why it is broken !! Think who your voting for!! You my friend have a working brain!!!🥰👏👏
In college during dollar beer night at the Pub in Ashland, OR, my boy Adam and I played Paradise City 15 times in a row. And stayed. Love that song so much.
I got sent to a rehab program in California where the only thing ONLY THING to listen to was Taylor Swift, Adele, and the same Christmas CD for 8 months straight. I think I've already done my punishment 10 fold
One of my most comfortable recliner chairs is one I picked up on the side of the road when I was in my teens. Still have it to this day (am 34 now) lmao
When the rapture occurs, some recently dead people will rise again and walk around. It's not written how long they will live... if it's permanent or not. But I don't think they're going to be crawling out of graves. I think it will be people who haven't been buried yet.
@jbrou123 Oh, very cool. Never even thought about that. I knew they used to have strings running from the coffin to a bell up top, just in case someone was buried alive (hence, dead ringers, of course) but I didn't even think about grave robbers. But yeah, I guess some people would be buried with treasures or coroner/medical enthusiasts would be interested. As well as some other questionable characters . . . . 🤔
I also have to confirm, like 6 years back my mom really wanted to see Nickelback and forced me to go with her and her sister... Not joking the entire show was sold out in the arena seats and the lawn seats in back. So yeah you're probably right there Tyler.
I loved shopping at Pamida back in the 90's but I was already grown and had kids. Now the store we shopped at when I was growing up was called Maloney's.
I’ve also seen a setup like that where researchers studied decomposition. They caged the body like that to allow air and insects to do their thing, but prevent carnivores from ripping it apart
The "Thang Long" restaurant has "Dragon Noodles?" Hmmm... If the "Zombie" in the grave waits long enough, it can go through the cage one bone at a time, maybe?
LOL PAMIDA 😂😂😂😂 As kids we would work for our money and walk to town to get some fishing lures or something from pamida. Wow! You brought back some memories there.
21:46 The TV series Little House on the Prairie did the same exact thing, every season contained more and more dark episodes than the pervious one. Not to mention the terrible, near horrific ending of the last episode.
Man, Tyler! I almost didn't watch for fear I'd laugh. Pretty sure "Listening to only Taylor Swift for a week" is covered by the Eighth Amendment under "cruel and unusual punishments"!!
I worked at Pamida for a brief stint as a manager. We went to a store in Western Kentucky once that required a ton of work. I went through their grocery section and grabbed all the expired food, filled 13 shopping carts with food past date, some by as much as 2 years. Upper mgmt wanted us to try to sell it as discounted goods. I took 1 of the packs of cookies outside, opened the wrap and threw them against the brick building as hard as I could in front of them. The cookies bounced off without breaking. Mgmt increased the discount.
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To stop body snatchers
Oil comes from plants not dinosaurs.😂
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 😁
Biden actually campaigned with Robert Byrd during one of his runs for president. Spoke at his funeral, with Obama, and called Byrd his friend.
Robert Byrd also Bidens mentor!!
Went on a first date with a woman I met online dating. She immediately gets up from her chair in the restaurant, angrily exclaims: " Your profile says you're 6'5" !!!"
I calmly reply "Your profile says YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL !!"
She actually recounted that story at our 5th anniversary party !!!
Chad move.
Mini Chad move, but still legendary.
@@marbellaotaiza801 thanks, I'll take it !
Biden also did the eulogy at Byrd’s funeral
And referred to him as his friend and mentor
@@jamesbrahm6508 yup just didn't want to say that in case I was wrong. I knew it was something like that.
You know, Cows can already make soybeans taste like hamburger. 😂
...so you can be a vegan by proxy...!
And you can be vaccinated by proxy as well. @@kimvibk9242
@@kimvibk9242recycled vegans.
Technically you're eating a vegan, so.....
@@geraldfrost4710 yeah they always want us to “reduce reuse recycle”, so we are reducing the amount of tofu that needs to be made, reusing the nutrients that the cow took in, and recycling the vegan 🤔
See vegans I’m being environmentally friendly 😂😂
Those air blasters for your eyes were horrible machines 😂 Thanks Tyler!
Good lord that is a cruel and unusual punishment.. One of the worst ones i've heard yet..😂
Tyler, we are punished every time we see that evil woman at the beginning.
DITTO!!!!!
I've told Tyler that, it seems like he doesn't really care if we're sickened by the mere sight of her.
Mark Twain predicted the future with complete accuracy
to tell you the truth, he probably had to deal with stupid jackasses as well. they brain dead has, is an will always be among us
Gave us a good answer to stupid people. Mark Twain was right. Then, walk away.😅
I was thinking his quote applies more today than it ever did in his day!!
Samuel Clemens was smart.
7:11
A co-worker on my job site kept stealing partial lunches from us. Half a sandwich here, bag of chips there, etc.
We all knew who it was. The rest of us got together for "tuna sandwiches" one day. Mixed with Ivory detergent flakes. Didn't see the guy for a week. But he lost the 30 extra pounds he'd been packing around and never touched another lunch again.
Beats the bottle of "apple juice" ploy.
👍👏
@@spikespa5208😊
The cage over a grave was the old way of preventing grave robbers! Loads of graves here in Scotland, particularly in Edinburgh because of Burke and Hare who robbed the bodies to use in the university medical classes.
"Its way cheaper to have a horse." Said no one who actually owns a horse ever.
The funniest part of this video is when Tyler said there is still hope for the vikings 😂 😂😂
Fair weather bandwagon jumper.
Never thought I'd see the day when the Detroit Lions is the best team in the NFC North.
Packers still better💪💪💪
Every year 🤪
As a 60 year old life long Minnesotan I fear the delusional state of his mental health may be his undoing.
Seeing Zed squint at the glaucoma eye test machine explained why he needs to squint multiple times an episode. 😂
I know he can afford contacts or glasses.
Zed is too young to have that experience, lol.
I thought it was a mammogram machine lol.
It looks way too big to be the glaucoma test machine.
What is the purpose of a non-contact tonometer?
Non-contact tonometers are widely used to measure the internal eye pressure, i.e. the IntraOcular Pressure (IOP), which is an important parameter for the diagnosis and treatment of glaucoma. During the measurement, the eye is deformed by a short air pulse.
As a person who owns a horse, im laughing at the fact people think its cheaper to have a horse.😂
If u laugh u loose
A couple of these almost got me, but the horror of the punishment kept me from breaking!
12:20 - Tyler that appears to be the eye puff machine. It tests for glaucoma and shoots puffs of air into your eyes violently.
That machine is at the eye Doctor! It puts a terrifying puff into your eye😂Still used here in WI😂
A store that doesn't exist anymore that me & my family shopped at is Hill's Department store. They had the best toy department in the 80's & 90's. I can still smell the popcorn & cotton candy they had when you first walked in.
I love when Meagan puts up the little clips/pictures whenever Tyler mentions something, like the talking fish. More of that, please. 😊
Getting the dad and the waterfall in focus was well done!
I laughed at the first, considered your punishment, & decided “you’re not the boss of me”!!!😂
7:11
The last shop I worked at had cameras in the break room, and the owner had ZERO tolerance for stolen lunches. Immediate termination upon discovery.
I worked there 11 years. Saw over 17 people get fired for this.
But the boss was really cool, he would always buy lunch for those who asked. So there was never a need to steal food at that shop. Probably one of the best bosses I've ever worked for.
"over 17 people" .. 18?
@@iHeartFerenc
Stopped counting.
Man, now I want a follow up to that stolen work lunch story.
We all do...
3:24 When you see “….typing” for 10 minutes then get that “ok” 😳
That grave with the iron bars over it is the grave of Seath Mór in Scotland. There's stones on his grave that are supposedly cursed, so they put the grate over them so nobody could touch them.
I will not lose this one. Punishment is way too harsh!!
That machine is used to test the pressure of your eyes by blowing a small stream of air right on the iris, the most hated machine in our office!
The problem is, I can’t help anticipating the poof, and I start involuntarily blinking like crazy.
Nope! It hits your cornea😂
@@sawtootheyes523 this joke is cornea than most.
What happened to the instrument that briefly touches the eye?
Every time I'm making an appt for my eye exam, I tell them right up front I'm NOT doing the eye puffer, lol. I have nightmares about that damn machine!
"Never let an angry mom brush your hair." So true! If you. like so many of us, grew up with a mother who had to get five kids out the door in the morning, short hair or not, that short bristled, ivory hairbrush hurt more than iodine on a fresh cut.
Please allow me to apologize for mothers everywhere who did this…😢
Ah-hahahahaha -- I *married* the guy I met in church that was carrying chairs! XD
8:39 One of my nephews named his first born Malachi, and all I can think of is 'He Who Walks Behind the Rows'.
Not doing the punishments. You can't make me. lol
I laugh, I lose, and I never do the punishments.
Listening to Zed's commentary on the memes always reminds me of Buddy the Elf discovering the world for the first time.
You've hit it right on the head!
@@dreadsire5086 I'm probably old enough to be his dad and when he talks about things in the 90s like it was ancient history gets me every time. You miss blockbuster I remember when video stores were almost exclusively mom and pop shops! Haha
HAHA totally!!!
The grid over that grave, is known as a "morte-safe", to protect against grave robbers/body snatchers.
Yes, that’s what that is. It was actually a serious problem in the 1800’s.
Many have mistaken it for one of the various methods used to prevent a vampire from resurrecting. They were actually concerned about that, and took measures to be sure that the reawakened body could not escape.
One method was to put a sickle across the throat of the body. So that if it sat up, it would cut off its own head.
What sick person would want a dead snatch?
@@ontheroad5317the sickle thing is actually ingenious. You could also leave a wooden stake right over his heart with the same purpose.
18:49 Overthinking how zombies can get out. Love it.
“ anything…but I won’t do that!”
-Meatloaf❤
Imagine being so delusional with life you think the Minnesota Vikings still have a chance
A chance since 1990.
well thats still less delusional than a bears fan thinking their team has a chance
Faiders fans think that they definitely shouldn't after we kicked em around today hahahahaha trash organization
12:20 That's a machine for scanning the inside of your eye, and yes, it hurts.
I never even feel it! But I'm sure glad I did it cause I actually had glaucoma!
Confession: I give my husband crap for playing Nickleback while gaming but I sing along with the entire playlist in the next room 😅
That machine puffs air into your eye
Okay, timestamp 12:21, Zed gets a good guess the first time for an "eye machine". That little air puffer gets me every time, and the second shot always takes longer.
I live in Texas, I was flying home from Virginia and had a 30 minute layover in Atlanta. In the middle of rushing to our other terminal which was clear across the Atlanta airport and down 2 levels, we came down an elevator just for it to open up to my uncle from Oklahoma City standing there. It was the most surreal things that’s ever happened to me.
Once had a flight that my husband was on. I thought he was being romantic .. nah! That MFer left our 2 other children, for a love affair trip, and ended up on a flight back home with our youngest and my self. His "friend" and our two older kids met us all at the airport. Talk about awkward. Yes, we are divorced.
Lol, sometimes it is a small world! My brother in law was out of state and walking with a friend when someone pulled up to ask for directions, and it was his uncle!
Was in an Internet argument before this, with someone trying to claim California wasn’t a failed state. Thanks Mark Twain!
I live in California, and you are totally correct!!!👍Your friend then is along with others why it is broken !! Think who your voting for!! You my friend have a working brain!!!🥰👏👏
"Time doesn't heal - it only forms a scab." Mandalorian proverb
In college during dollar beer night at the Pub in Ashland, OR, my boy Adam and I played Paradise City 15 times in a row. And stayed. Love that song so much.
Stores I used to shop at: Sears Roebuck, Montgomery Ward, W T Grants, F W Woolworth, Aldens. Yup, I'm old.
"Punishment if you decide to listen to Taylor Swift for a week!!" Zed, that's criminal.🤢
I'm already living this one, I work at a movie theater and her "movie" came out Thursday, so yeah......
Goodbye cruel world that is it for me.
I'd be either a mass murderer or suicidal.
@@91stClubs I'm so sorry to hear that. 😟
There's a fine line between punishment and torture...
Happy Sunday Zeducation and whoever is watching this video your Sunday videos are definitely my favourite ones
Hope you have a wonderful day too.👍
@@flamingdonut9456thanks
My kids have the day off tomorrow from school. Makes this Sunday even better knowing its not the end of the weekend.
Nope Thursdays hands down😊
Cage on a grave was because of Burke and Hare, grave robbers, that's Edinburgh for you lol
At least the bodies went to a good cause. Medical science. 😮😮
GOOD NEWS
"dogs snack dealer" is WAY cooler than 99% of you thought you were anyway
I got sent to a rehab program in California where the only thing ONLY THING to listen to was Taylor Swift, Adele, and the same Christmas CD for 8 months straight. I think I've already done my punishment 10 fold
Dude... You analyzing the effectiveness of the zombie grave cage... Props to where your head is at.
I'd pick him for my zombie apocalypse team...
One of my most comfortable recliner chairs is one I picked up on the side of the road when I was in my teens. Still have it to this day (am 34 now) lmao
I love that Tyler actually took a couple of seconds to figure out how a zombie could get out of a grave . . . Priceless, dude. Priceless.
When the rapture occurs, some recently dead people will rise again and walk around. It's not written how long they will live... if it's permanent or not. But I don't think they're going to be crawling out of graves. I think it will be people who haven't been buried yet.
Those were not designed to keep people in, but to keep people out, such as graverobbers and body snatchers.
@jbrou123 Oh, very cool. Never even thought about that. I knew they used to have strings running from the coffin to a bell up top, just in case someone was buried alive (hence, dead ringers, of course) but I didn't even think about grave robbers. But yeah, I guess some people would be buried with treasures or coroner/medical enthusiasts would be interested. As well as some other questionable characters . . . . 🤔
@@JB-sf5doYeah that was kind of a big thing. Get ready for the newest retro fashion trend!
i must salute Roger Bucklesby, a man who knew what he lliked.
I also have to confirm, like 6 years back my mom really wanted to see Nickelback and forced me to go with her and her sister... Not joking the entire show was sold out in the arena seats and the lawn seats in back. So yeah you're probably right there Tyler.
Saw them on my 26th birthday with chevelle. One of the best shows I've ever seen
4:41 If they ever make an animated remake of Billy Madison you could be the voice of Billy for sure.
I was giving my dog a treat when the dog treat meme came up.
I think I’ll buy a lottery ticket today.
I want half.
Cause? Zero reasoning. I just want half.
@@lorireed8046 half a dog treat?
@@MikeInOregon half your damned winnings from the lotto.
Good luck 😁
How funny the dog shows incredible love when it's treat time.
When you announced the punishment I had me fingers in my ears and was going NA NA NA.... Maybe next time.
DITTO!!
11:50 - What I like the most about how dystopian that is, is the picture they CHOSE to use makes it look likes it's being served within a prison.
Jokes on you Tyler, my girl is a swiftie so I'm inundated with T Swift songs on the daily lol Easiest punishment ever! 😂
I will do the punishments when Tyler can count or gets glasses.
What about that AOC hoodie, too?
@@wilburrrrr742 he wore an ugly sweater instead. Totally not what we wanted. I'm glad we are still here rolling him up😏👍
"I just fact checked myself"🤣🤣
22:44 The oil can in the middle says "fully synthetic". Makes you wonder which one of the dinos was a 'dinoid'.
Just ordered the book , been watching the show for years now , thanks for all the laughs. 🤘💀🤘
- Nova Scotia.
As a kid, uses to do that jukebox gag with " don't worry be happy "
"get smarter, work harder"
-Zed
Nap time - Zed.
the machine is the puff of air for glaucoma
Oil comes from decomposing flora, NOT decomposing fauna. You can thank the Sinclair mascot for the misconception.
I loved shopping at Pamida back in the 90's but I was already grown and had kids. Now the store we shopped at when I was growing up was called Maloney's.
"Don't just show up at my house." What's a stalker to do?😂
Before Kmart was Kresge 5 and dime. They were the same company. Believe it or not, Kmart was the "new and improved" version.
Zed, your brother made my pregnant wife barf with a video of a dad licking snot of his toddlers nose. Deev is uninvited from dinner.
Sorry I laughed at your comment 😂🤣 soon baby will be barfing on you and oddly get used to it🤣 Congrats on your baby 🎉
It was worse than Tyler's video of snot!
Yes! That was absolutely disgusting.
@@aarontaylor1688OMG that should've been flagged by UA-cam! LOL 😂
That was the absolute MOST gross shit and they showed babies being beheaded.
Eeeewwwww!!!! Glad I didn't see that 🤮
Thanks for the laugh👍It’s an eye machine.
7:45 - holy crap, Zed. I was trying to think of Pamida when you said that! Ours used to be an Ames before that... so there's 2 right there.
"these ones" . . . gotta love that Zeducatin' . . . .
Zed....the cage is to keep people from defacing the grave....NOT to prevent it from escaping in case it turns into a zombie.
Amazing how much thought Zed put into how a zombie could still escape.
I’ve also seen a setup like that where researchers studied decomposition. They caged the body like that to allow air and insects to do their thing, but prevent carnivores from ripping it apart
@@Bufordtorkelton that makes him a sure pick for everyone's zombie apocalypse team
It is to keep grave robbers and body snatcher out.
5:05 I can't believe Tyler didn't get the Madden 25 meme... I bet Deev did.
The "Thang Long" restaurant has "Dragon Noodles?" Hmmm...
If the "Zombie" in the grave waits long enough, it can go through the cage one bone at a time, maybe?
LOL PAMIDA
😂😂😂😂
As kids we would work for our money and walk to town to get some fishing lures or something from pamida. Wow! You brought back some memories there.
"we are almost at the point where the fossils are gone". My immediate thought "hey, don't call me that!".
9:45 I was once at a diner where one of the staff kept playing 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer' over and over; again and again and... 😠😡🤬
It's crazy how long IV been here.
Love you and the crew Zed
Thanks for the laughs and keeping us sane in these stupid, stupid STUPID times.
Megan is too cute, she fact checks Zed in real time lol
9:03 "What are you ordering? A pound of gold, are you ordering a giant pallet of bricks?" A pound is a pound. 😅😂
21:46 The TV series Little House on the Prairie did the same exact thing, every season contained more and more dark episodes than the pervious one. Not to mention the terrible, near horrific ending of the last episode.
Happy Sunday, Tyler and company. No Trailer Swift for me!
OK, I smirked at Mark Twain quote, but there is a better chance of you building a snowman in hell than me listening to Swift.
DITTO!!!!
We love watching your videos, Zed. "The couple that Zeducates together, stays together."
THAT SHOULD BE A SHIRT!!
20:34 Every time they forget about the anchovies & 🌶crushed red peppers.💜👿
Aw, hubby sends me videos all of the time.
Gonna go hug him right now.
Which will probably lead to baby#3
Dude, I’d gladly take the death penalty before I accept that punishment
DITTO!!!
Painfully extracted....Dentist tooth removal joke goes right over Tyler's head!
The cage on the grave is a Mortsafe to stop graverobbers/bodysnatchers.
8:29 bro, i cant unsee it either hahaha 🤣 its so good!
Man, Tyler! I almost didn't watch for fear I'd laugh. Pretty sure "Listening to only Taylor Swift for a week" is covered by the Eighth Amendment under "cruel and unusual punishments"!!
DITTO!!!
I’d rather eat broken glass than listen to Taylor swift!!!
100% this!
I'd rather dive naked into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades...
DITTO!!!!
I raised 3 girls..the answer is if they move they get popped in the head with the hairbrush!😂😂
Snatching the brush through the tangles. The worst.😂
I worked at Pamida for a brief stint as a manager. We went to a store in Western Kentucky once that required a ton of work. I went through their grocery section and grabbed all the expired food, filled 13 shopping carts with food past date, some by as much as 2 years.
Upper mgmt wanted us to try to sell it as discounted goods. I took 1 of the packs of cookies outside, opened the wrap and threw them against the brick building as hard as I could in front of them. The cookies bounced off without breaking. Mgmt increased the discount.
Should've open another package and throw it at management faces...
@@marbellaotaiza801The worst part was some people bought that food, KNOWING it was well expired.
@@Skullspliter Hope for humanity: ↘️
Just imagine Nancy waking you up every morning for real. Every nightmare is better