Dating Shows Just Keep Getting Creepier (Sexy Beasts)

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  • @ScottCramer
    @ScottCramer  3 роки тому +3444

    Hey guys I was just wondering for no reason at all, how much is your gym membership per month? Just curious.

  • @mffritzke
    @mffritzke 3 роки тому +1775

    It’s so British that all the women were like “no yea it’s alright - no worries mate” after they got eliminated lmao

    • @MaryJane-tp3qd
      @MaryJane-tp3qd 3 роки тому +34

      I mean does it really matter that much? 😂

    • @drenandtarb
      @drenandtarb 3 роки тому +115

      I don't think anyone would really be upset about being eliminated after hearing his jokes.

    • @gen_burke1939
      @gen_burke1939 3 роки тому +9

      Is being nice a British stereotype? I feel like it isn’t….

    • @S_T_fania
      @S_T_fania 3 роки тому +49

      @@gen_burke1939 being nice no it's a Canadian stereotype
      being Casual is a Aussie stereotype
      while being POLITE (which isn't the same thing as being nice) is a British stereotype

    • @TheBluestflamingos
      @TheBluestflamingos 3 роки тому +4

      @@Shinkajo typically, in dating shows like The Bachelor, everyone wants to get second place. Stay long enough to kickstart a career as an influencer and get those sweet sweet laxative tea sponsorships, then get voted off so you don't have to marry whatever dude they picked to be the Bachelor this season.
      In this show, I doubt it mattered either way.

  • @pinkyfruitasmr
    @pinkyfruitasmr 3 роки тому +2040

    "How much is your gym membership?" "Fifty pounds for three months" is what they were saying, and no I didn't hear them say this (I am literally deaf) instead the subtitles on this video eventually figured it out after Scott's video replayed that part like 5 times 😭😭

    • @UrSoulsBelong2No1
      @UrSoulsBelong2No1 3 роки тому +95

      Lol, I'm partially deaf as well & I use subtitles for everything I'm watching...saw him being confused over this, it was hilariously ngl hahaha

    • @gustavusadolphus2436
      @gustavusadolphus2436 3 роки тому +13

      How is a dead person typing a comment? I’m pretty sure you need to be about to see to type…

    • @pinkyfruitasmr
      @pinkyfruitasmr 3 роки тому +201

      @@gustavusadolphus2436 damn i might be deaf, but i think you blind brother

    • @jessonken2863
      @jessonken2863 3 роки тому +69

      @@gustavusadolphus2436 I'm very unsure if this a joke. I'm pretty sure it is, but blind people can also type.

    • @UrSoulsBelong2No1
      @UrSoulsBelong2No1 3 роки тому +20

      @@pinkyfruitasmr Damn...got em' back lmao...this made me laugh hard, bawling right now hahaha

  • @ethanrhine5944
    @ethanrhine5944 3 роки тому +1334

    The fact she stood him up should probably show him he’s gotta work on his personality a bit, he kept making some really bad jokes so makes sense she stood him up

    • @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891
      @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891 3 роки тому +223

      Yes. It was off putting to say the least, honestly. They were pretty creepy jokes to be saying to someone you just went out with. I would have stood him up, too. Regardless whether he was in the mask or his face were shown. He has creep vibes. It may just be editing and such, but the way they framed it made it seem so creepy

    • @duddledeedo
      @duddledeedo 3 роки тому +95

      I'm glad she stood him up. He looked and sounded 13.

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 роки тому +10

      U didnt have to go in on scott like that 😳😔

    • @xthatwhiteguyx
      @xthatwhiteguyx 6 місяців тому +3

      It's sad to me that people find personality "off putting." I used to date in a time where people had intelligence, attention spans that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and appreciated irreverent humor.
      People I have dated could sit with me and discuss nonsense hypotheticals, and laugh our asses off, for hours... Now the typical response to anything is "tf?"

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@xthatwhiteguyx No it's not. If a guy or girl made you feel uncomfortable, or just wanted to sleep with you AFTER you had JUST met them, would you still wanna go out with them? I can understand being socially awkward or shy or whatever, but if you get a bad vibe about someone, chances are it's for a good reason. Obviously, not everybody can do this, but still.

  • @sophiethee
    @sophiethee 3 роки тому +343

    I was dying of cringe when the green girl didn't get his (imo) totally inappropriate for having just met joke. The silence where he refuses to explain it cause he knows its gross had me crying.
    Dude just learn some actual charming jokes! then you wont have this issue!

    • @jeanne5922
      @jeanne5922 Рік тому +12

      I still don't understand the joke 😭

    • @TheNonCraftyt
      @TheNonCraftyt Рік тому +4

      @@jeanne5922 same lol

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Рік тому +23

      For real. Any time a man makes a vulgar comment like that to me, I ask them to explain the joke. They never do, because that highlights just how inappropriate they were being, and they get too skittish.

    • @dariakwiatkowskowa2039
      @dariakwiatkowskowa2039 Рік тому +3

      i understood it in as when he gets to see her face without make uo he'll give her the last point, so not vulgar at all? Am I missing something?

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Рік тому +18

      @@dariakwiatkowskowa2039 He is inappropriately saying he wants to have sex with her. And then gets frustrated when she doesn't understand.

  • @SidneyHurcombe
    @SidneyHurcombe 3 роки тому +154

    British man here. Matt said "How much is your gym membership a month?" She replied "£50 for three months" a very boring conversation indeed.

  • @danielneal7606
    @danielneal7606 3 роки тому +1565

    They should go on a date where they have to run a marathon without any training, and then they respond to the UA-cam comments together

    • @ScottCramer
      @ScottCramer  3 роки тому +561

      Sounds like a strong marriage in the making

    • @stereotype2269
      @stereotype2269 3 роки тому +26

      @@ScottCramer if you're not making videos with your spouse in this day and age you might as well break up smh.

    • @luciendelaney8975
      @luciendelaney8975 3 роки тому +4

      No! You did that and you got hate for it! Why would you wish that on another? Have you forgotten?

    • @4savar
      @4savar 3 роки тому +2

      @@luciendelaney8975 T-that's the joke?

  • @poralitical
    @poralitical 3 роки тому +2544

    I knew he must be goodlooking by how confident he was while saying the absolutely worst things you could say on a date. Clearly a man who is used to dating with pretty privilege

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 3 роки тому +97

      That very true you could become a great detective

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 роки тому +170

      I mean you can tell that because like scott said, dating show. Everyone is gonna be a model or something.

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 3 роки тому +108

      Yeah, but he looks like a kid and seems immature, I don't know how he can afford to act like that

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 роки тому +71

      @@imaginekudryavka9485 I dunno some people are just like
      jackasses
      if you look at the incel community its easy to see you dont have to be pretty to be a horrible person
      though being pretty most certainly doesnt disclude you from still being a horrible person

    • @omgitskittyandjaja
      @omgitskittyandjaja 3 роки тому +30

      @@lenkagamine4145 but usually incels arent CONFIDENT jackasses. They’re weird creepy sad jackasses

  • @foleyas9669
    @foleyas9669 3 роки тому +711

    The thing that surprised me about the dog guy was not that he looked like Max but because he literally looked like a 13 year old.

    • @joelmilten
      @joelmilten 3 роки тому +4

      Same.

    • @kraftykactus1028
      @kraftykactus1028 3 роки тому +23

      He looks like he acts!

    • @naptime7053
      @naptime7053 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you!!!! If I keep thinking he was out passed his bed time!

    • @AvaBroadway
      @AvaBroadway 3 роки тому +9

      That is not what I expected him to look like judging by his voice

  • @sierrarose1512
    @sierrarose1512 3 роки тому +291

    Why did Matt look like a young Harry Styles in the shot with his hair blowing lol

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +9

      My first first when they showed his real face was that he looked like Harry Styles. It was definitely not what I was expecting him to look like.

    • @linasayshush
      @linasayshush 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, he looks like Harry Styles when Harry Styles was 16

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 3 роки тому +1

      @@linasayshush phuck that guy

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 3 роки тому +291

    14:10 Wow that "Shapely" girl is a knockout. What the hell was that guy smoking?

    • @kirkbupkis
      @kirkbupkis 3 роки тому +62

      Yeah she's gorgeous my jaw literally dropped when he said that lol

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 3 роки тому +44

      right?? she literally so pretty i’m glad she didn’t go on another date with him

    • @CountessJJ
      @CountessJJ 3 роки тому +2

      Unless they were in body suits which it doesn't look like they were. He knew what her body looked like. Even if he didn't I don't get it. That girl was fat? Wtf is he talking about.

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 Рік тому

      Oh the graffiti with a face

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@toadynamite8141 Okay, that's just fuckin rude.

  • @salis-salis
    @salis-salis 3 роки тому +1782

    plot twist: they're all furries and don't take off their masks at the end

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 3 роки тому +21

      Woof

    • @iamveryconfusedabout
      @iamveryconfusedabout 3 роки тому +33

      now that would be a good and wholesome show uwu

    • @user-yb7kk8pj7p
      @user-yb7kk8pj7p 3 роки тому +15

      i really think it’s gonna happen because who tf else signs up for this

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +11

      @@iamveryconfusedabout you have a very different definition of wholesome than I do

    • @cowboyraccoon420
      @cowboyraccoon420 3 роки тому +6

      Im a furry and if I saw someone dressed like that I'd take as offensive and beat the shit outta them

  • @CalTheHogNosedBat
    @CalTheHogNosedBat 3 роки тому +1780

    Take it one step further, make it Big Heads: The Dating Show, lol

  • @boboblueblue2
    @boboblueblue2 3 роки тому +1104

    I’m kinda surprised that he chose the green alien lady when their humour didn’t seem to vibe… but Scott is probably right that it’s just that her monster face was the best looking

    • @reptocilicus
      @reptocilicus 3 роки тому +78

      I think Dogman thought she was dumb and he could control her more.

    • @nodesire9291
      @nodesire9291 3 роки тому +51

      I'm probably. in the minority but her monster face was the *least* appealing to me. The makeup was all bumpy and not done well. It looked like a creature that would have gotten a contestant eliminated on Face Off. Rachel's looked the nicest to me because it was smooth and well applied.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 3 роки тому +104

      @@nodesire9291 i think her face was the least threatening to him. if you look at the other 2 masks, they come off as very dangerous. the first girl out looked like red skull from marvel. the blue girl's mask also looked very pointy and sharp. green girl was the most friendly looking mask. it's the face of a non threatening alien, and it looked the most human, even with the bumps

    • @camelot4318
      @camelot4318 3 роки тому +78

      They literally had ZERO chemistry…

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine just seeing that in public

  • @holnrew
    @holnrew 3 роки тому +991

    That girl that got called too shapely was so far out of his league, my god

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +190

      And she knew it too. She was freaking gorgeous. Can almost guarantee her thoughts in that moment were "and this is why I dont typically date men".

    • @SoloAdvocate
      @SoloAdvocate 3 роки тому +14

      @@rosemali3022 Your hate for men is so bad you assume she is bi... lol that is funny.
      Because men totally don't go for her body type. /s
      If you are going to assume she swings both ways I am going to assume that lad isn't as straight as he thinks he is... or pretends he is. Maybe he is just really into petite women I guess, but the way he talks doesn't help.

    • @mynameiskale8731
      @mynameiskale8731 3 роки тому +123

      @@SoloAdvocate wtf lol

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 роки тому +35

      @@SoloAdvocate wut.

    • @SoloAdvocate
      @SoloAdvocate 3 роки тому +2

      @@mynameiskale8731 wth

  • @ViolentNightshade
    @ViolentNightshade 3 роки тому +142

    It was painful enough for him to make the “I’ll give you an inch later” joke, but it was even more painful that she didn’t get it 😂

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Рік тому +9

      and that he DOUBLED DOWN!! like dude

  • @ssageyy
    @ssageyy 3 роки тому +797

    for anyone wondering, the spanish thing he said was “hello, i’m scott. i have a comically large johnson”

    • @cloverisblue
      @cloverisblue 3 роки тому +23

      13:44 o_O yeah i can see that... lmao

    • @Natalie-lx4pr
      @Natalie-lx4pr 3 роки тому +6

      Im not spanish or anything but he said "yo soy" which im pretty sure is incorrect grammar, which made the ad hilarious for me 🤣

    • @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
      @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 3 роки тому +38

      @@Natalie-lx4pr its not incorrect, just redundant

    • @Natalie-lx4pr
      @Natalie-lx4pr 3 роки тому +1

      @@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 oh thanks, ive only learnt a bit in school :)

    • @orchidsarepretty1422
      @orchidsarepretty1422 3 роки тому +13

      @@Natalie-lx4pr it’s no incorrect! It just sounds more native to only say “soy” seeing as “soy” is conjugated to “yo”!

  • @MintyVoid
    @MintyVoid 3 роки тому +887

    props to the make-up artists tho, i hope they got paid well.
    Honestly tho the less complicated the appearance, the less subconscious judgement would happen. Like just put paper bags on their heads, or a box, they cast needs to be all equal in terms of looks for this concept to /actually/ work.

    • @snail-teeth
      @snail-teeth 3 роки тому +37

      they probably saw The Masked Singer and thought "hey lets do that but its a dating show"

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 3 роки тому +36

      I want them to do a show where it's weird but they're all weird.
      Specifically, they're all Oompa Loompas.
      Every time one of them is eliminated, the others do a musical number in Oompa Loompa fashion, attacking the person's character. And then, at the end, the person choosing them is stood up, because he stole Fizzy Lifting drinks. That would be beautiful.

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 3 роки тому +347

    I saw an ad for this show at an airport and I swear to god I was having a fever dream because every time I pointed it out to my family the ad ended and they never got to see it.

    • @panicathedogpark
      @panicathedogpark 3 роки тому +32

      Reminds me of that episode of the twilight zone where William Shatner saw a monster on the plane wing and kept trying to tell everyone, but it always disappeared when anyone else looked out the window
      You straight up entered the twilight zone 😳

    • @nineteenfortyeight
      @nineteenfortyeight 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 роки тому +1

      @@panicathedogpark lmfao yes this is exactly it

    • @mayacokie4811
      @mayacokie4811 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂🔥

  • @coolboyyo654
    @coolboyyo654 3 роки тому +35

    i love that they're all still super conventionally attractive despite it "not being about appearance"

  • @aj9530
    @aj9530 3 роки тому +21

    I could never be on this show...there'd just be pools and pools of sweat coming out from underneath the mask.

  • @ragdollrose2687
    @ragdollrose2687 3 роки тому +814

    Maybe it's just me, but it's still pretty easy to guess people's features under a makeup?! Yes, it's distracting, but they didn't change the jaw shape, the face muscles still move in a typical way of certain face shapes... All that on top of the fact that they're all fairly thin and able-bodied (at least not with a visible disability). I really dislike that ''beauty is more than skin deep'' take that those shows try to push because they fail each time with the usually convential casting.

    • @rebeccas2801
      @rebeccas2801 3 роки тому +66

      Exactly! There’s some like love is blind which really could utilise the set up. But apparently audiences don’t want to watch normal people

    • @elizabethwojcik1620
      @elizabethwojcik1620 3 роки тому +58

      It seemed like they really disguised the shape of his face more than the girls faces

    • @texamurai
      @texamurai 2 роки тому +4

      @@elizabethwojcik1620 Yeah his makeup made his mouth look like that one kid from Stranger Things then his real mouth is almost as wide as the Joker's makeup

  • @micaelasparrow650
    @micaelasparrow650 3 роки тому +394

    Can you fall in love with someone not based on their looks? Proceeds to make masks on a scale of not that bad to horrifying.

  • @nicolehood373
    @nicolehood373 3 роки тому +425

    “How much is your gym membership a month?”
    “£50 for 3 months”
    Scottish Patreon here.

    • @prystanski
      @prystanski 3 роки тому +10

      bless ur soUL

    • @tranquilotl3335
      @tranquilotl3335 3 роки тому +2

      Hero

    • @cease842
      @cease842 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this, thanks

    • @Alizyran
      @Alizyran 3 роки тому +11

      I find it so funny that Americans can’t understand any accents from the UK other than basic southern accents

    • @kathrynsavage2211
      @kathrynsavage2211 3 роки тому +1

      BLESSSS

  • @acg6350
    @acg6350 3 роки тому +63

    Hey Scott, thank you for adding captions to the dialogues. As a non-native English speaker, they truly help a lot. I couldn't understand a single word of what the contestants were saying.

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +12

    I lost it when they just focused on that random guy in the background. That show is too self aware.

  • @nosferatussister4903
    @nosferatussister4903 3 роки тому +248

    The show looks like it’s part of a live-action Bojack Horseman

    • @uncensored008
      @uncensored008 3 роки тому +37

      Without all the things that made BoJack great.

    • @nosferatussister4903
      @nosferatussister4903 3 роки тому +35

      @@uncensored008 Bojack Horseman but the CW made the reboot

    • @cease842
      @cease842 3 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY what I was thinking

  • @ObeyCamp
    @ObeyCamp 3 роки тому +1065

    You can't just turn off the way your brain analyzes shapes and proportions, and that analysis doesn't only apply to actual human faces. These masks absolutely will influence people's decisions about whether they're aware of it or not. There IS such a thing as a cute animal or an ugly animal, and the idea of a cute or ugly mask is exactly as real, and _your brain makes these decisions and adjusts how you feel about that person completely outside of the scope of your perceptions_ . That's what subconscious or unconscious means.
    The plain, featureless masks of "Mr. Personality" would actually work much better (not perfectly, but better,) if this were truly going to be about personality alone.
    Edit: I unpaused the video and Scoot said basically the same thing.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 роки тому +66

      I agree. And yes. Scoot did say it. Not laughing AT you for saying Scoot I’m just laughing. It was funny.

    • @BrawlYoshi
      @BrawlYoshi 3 роки тому +6

      Think of it this way: great minds think alike

    • @erinmarieee23
      @erinmarieee23 3 роки тому +76

      Petition to start calling him Scoot instead of Scott

    • @IAteFire
      @IAteFire 3 роки тому +12

      I dont know, I'm kind of attracted to that demon girl

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 3 роки тому +6

      I find all animals look nice but I wouldn't say they are all cute, like Chinese crested dogs there cute because they are ugly, and gorilla I find them elegant

  • @LoveFreak18
    @LoveFreak18 2 роки тому +9

    Idea for Netflix, combine this show with one of those special effects makeup shows
    and when the guy/girl in the dating show is eliminated, so is the makeup artist. Also change up the makeup each round for a new look every date to keep it fresh.

  • @gp2671
    @gp2671 3 роки тому +85

    14:10 First, Crystal is a completely normal/healthy body weight and is super pretty. Second, I have a feeling Eric is going to have a secret to share to with everyone.

    • @chrissy3875
      @chrissy3875 Рік тому +1

      literallt why would he say that

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +1

      Your time stamp is off. It should be around 12:20

    • @yeshuaislord3058
      @yeshuaislord3058 Рік тому +3

      yea i thought the same exact thing. there was nothing wrong with her at all but i felt he definitely has something to share with everyone i

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 7 місяців тому

      @@rachelcookie321
      Someone else had the same time stamp. The video probably just got edited.

  • @Emma-vf7ro
    @Emma-vf7ro 3 роки тому +974

    i think he’s saying “how much is your gym membership per month” and she says “50 pound for 3 months” but i’m honestly not surep

    • @katymaefallon
      @katymaefallon 3 роки тому +21

      Yes that’s what I think as well!

    • @pizzaforbakefest
      @pizzaforbakefest 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah I heard that right away

    • @markt5090
      @markt5090 3 роки тому +7

      @@pizzaforbakefest me too. Ive watched so much Mr. Bean and Sherlock that heard it easily.

    • @Coltin97
      @Coltin97 3 роки тому +1

      yup pretty sure they were talking about gym membership cost/ fees

    • @theintergalacticsquirrel9539
      @theintergalacticsquirrel9539 3 роки тому

      Yeah that s right

  • @ScottCramer
    @ScottCramer  3 роки тому +1004

    Cómicamente grande.

  • @KatherineWilliams-p5w
    @KatherineWilliams-p5w 3 роки тому +79

    i absolutely lost it when he started doing the dog hump

  • @maytuh
    @maytuh 3 роки тому +12

    Whenever we see Scott’s little tail it makes him walking off screen or turning around so much funnier

  • @RebelinGames
    @RebelinGames 3 роки тому +17

    British translation
    10:59
    GUy - "How much is your gym membership a month"
    Girl - "£50 for 3 months"

  • @doperagu8471
    @doperagu8471 3 роки тому +155

    "shapely?" SHAPELY?! like yeah, that woman was definitely made up of lots of shapes.... But we all know what he meant by that. But also he's wrong? Like she had a BANGIN bod that wasn't "shapely" at all! (at least in the way he meant it)
    Gross.

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +28

      Not to mention they dont makeover their bodies. I think maybe he just knew she was out of his league and did the thing where you reject the other one first to save your manly pride.

    • @baby.yogurt
      @baby.yogurt 3 роки тому +26

      she wasn't even that "shapely", if that's what he thinks that word means he needs to look at more people bc she was like, pretty thin

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 роки тому +13

      I mean, she was ACTUALLY shapely. The real meaning of it. And he was a jerk

    • @ramensamosa8186
      @ramensamosa8186 3 роки тому +5

      I'm so confused isn't shapely a compliment

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +24

      @@ramensamosa8186 I mean, it depends on context and tone of voice. It can be a compliment, neutral, or an insult. A way to politely say "overweight". Kinda like "big boned". Its in his tone of voice and facial expression. In this case, it was an insult.

  • @marccc3999
    @marccc3999 3 роки тому +312

    Oh god, they did this show in public!!

    • @salis-salis
      @salis-salis 3 роки тому +18

      a furry convention nearby presumably...? ;)

  • @lucifernazaedi
    @lucifernazaedi 3 роки тому +387

    I hate it when people say that they don’t care about how someone looks because that’s simply not true. It is human nature to be drawn to things we are attracted to. Does personality play a big part in wanting to be with someone? Absolutely! But does appearance matter to us as well? Yup.
    Whenever this is mentioned, many seem to think “well then everyone just wants a Hollywood model then!” when the truth is that everyone has different preferences of what they are attracted to. You will be beautiful to some, ugly to others, and neutral to another all because of preferences. (And for an example, if you are in a relationship, chances are you think your partner is one of the hottest things out there)

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 3 роки тому +6

      What about blind people though

    • @NotMe-ej9yz
      @NotMe-ej9yz 3 роки тому +41

      @@user-og7qq5zy8p they're talking in general terms, blind people make up half a percent of the population. There will always be an outlier but it doesn't make the point any less true for the overwhelming majority of people

    • @rebeccas2801
      @rebeccas2801 3 роки тому +42

      @@user-og7qq5zy8p pretty sure blind people can feel faces and bodies and will still have some level of attraction to that

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 3 роки тому +1

      @@NotMe-ej9yz yeah I was kidding :D

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 роки тому +43

      This is absolutely true. When I was a kid I'd see someone with a partner that was not what you'd traditionally consider as attractive and I didn't get what they saw in them. But as an adult, I absolutely see that there isn't a gap there. They see each other in ways others can't and attraction is absolutely subjective.
      The man in the video who didn't like that she had curves was gross for saying it like that. He absolutely could have just said he didn't feel a connection, but he decided to be kind of a dick about it. I'm sure plenty of men would have stood in his spot and been delighted. But beauty is subjective. Just don't be an ass if you aren't attracted.

  • @lapzidorus1786
    @lapzidorus1786 3 роки тому +22

    It seems that Matt's looks aged in human years while his voice aged in dog years.

  • @youcantbeatk7006
    @youcantbeatk7006 3 роки тому +2

    The blue alien girl unironically has the best costume.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +47

    As a cosplayer I love how amazing the masks and makeup look. Even if some are creepy as hell.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 3 роки тому +3

      The american one. This british one is so bad. 😂

  • @holtenwidmar2832
    @holtenwidmar2832 3 роки тому +66

    The more you replay it the more it sounds like they're speaking gibberish

    • @imBocaaa
      @imBocaaa 3 роки тому

      it’s just northern English!! lol

  • @2yearoldeastercandy935
    @2yearoldeastercandy935 3 роки тому +80

    I do have to applaud the contestants that were able to sit for hours wearing those masks and makeup

  • @luciussatchell9709
    @luciussatchell9709 3 роки тому +1

    "delete your social media" literally watching this on social media

  • @Kristine_202
    @Kristine_202 3 роки тому +39

    "How much is your gym membership per month?"
    "50 pounds for three months."
    But I'll be honest....It took me like 5 tries. 🤣
    PS I'm American, but I used to spend a lot of time in an English pub and I got really used to the accents. Especially when they were drunk. It took years though. LOL

  • @rainbowrage1016
    @rainbowrage1016 3 роки тому +87

    “If I can describe this show in one word-“
    Scott: Bad
    Me: Horrifying

  • @ahmirdixon134
    @ahmirdixon134 3 роки тому +191

    This is literally the Jackbox game "Monster seeking Monster"

  • @Suzy24
    @Suzy24 3 роки тому +48

    I love the costumes, the lizard girl and the blue alien look soo cool.

  • @HalfBananaWoman
    @HalfBananaWoman 3 роки тому +10

    Hey, if the whole UA-cam thing doesn’t work out, I think Scott has a career in making wacky Netflix dating shows

  • @charlesw7397
    @charlesw7397 3 роки тому +9

    "They should have to go on a date with what they're dressed up as" Scott says right after he sees someone dressed up as a baby..

  • @meganchambers8108
    @meganchambers8108 3 роки тому +54

    Mr. Personality and the Masked Singer had a baby with Love is Blind watching from the corner.

  • @OpaqueVisions47
    @OpaqueVisions47 3 роки тому +73

    This show probably brought out many of the cast's inner furry.

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 роки тому +2

      Dog homie was really into it

  • @shannonceleste5557
    @shannonceleste5557 3 роки тому +77

    fun fact: there’s a couple in my town that bar crawl on the reg and bring their pot belly pig with them. We call him Bar Pig.

  • @susansaphire5983
    @susansaphire5983 Рік тому +2

    The guy said, 'how many pounds is your gym membership per month' 🤣. I'm American, so it took all the audio for em to really get it

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +4

    The live action Zootopia made a lot of weird ships canon ey

  • @jamescook5487
    @jamescook5487 3 роки тому +242

    What dude doesn't love "shapley" women? Lol.

    • @theabsoluteworst1882
      @theabsoluteworst1882 3 роки тому +46

      LITERALLY I was so confused when he said that lol

    • @308MiA
      @308MiA 3 роки тому +25

      Guys and bi girls alike, who doesnt like shapley girls lol they're awesome

    • @melissahourihan2344
      @melissahourihan2344 3 роки тому +48

      As a “shapely” woman myself, my jaw dropped when he said that like what a SLAP

    • @wa4645
      @wa4645 3 роки тому +55

      Bruh she's gorgeous and stylish idk what that bland ass dude was thinking

    • @honeyheather7813
      @honeyheather7813 3 роки тому +18

      Is she even? She's perfectly thin

  • @Grapes-nk2vk
    @Grapes-nk2vk 3 роки тому +87

    Cringy dating shows always give off the straightest energy.

  • @KeidBoi
    @KeidBoi 3 роки тому +132

    i feel like im on drugs.

    • @KurtisB
      @KurtisB 3 роки тому +5

      Ohhh, damn! Check mark. Comment about to blow up in 5... 4... 3... 2...

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui 3 роки тому +5

      @@KurtisB *cue iCarly music*

    • @KurtisB
      @KurtisB 3 роки тому +6

      @@inyrui "I know, you'll see"

    • @salis-salis
      @salis-salis 3 роки тому +1

      me too. i am tho.

    • @jaydee5638
      @jaydee5638 3 роки тому

      Funny that it hasnt yet

  • @murlocholmes4684
    @murlocholmes4684 3 роки тому +6

    "it's freaking Max Moefoe" made me laugh for the first time in a month.
    Thank you.

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +6

    Can we appreciate how he painted his face and hands blue for one joke? Scott deserves Strugglefest

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 3 роки тому +250

    I genuinely love seeing every commentary UA-camr reference Bo Burnham’s “Inside”

    • @vomitingforever5392
      @vomitingforever5392 3 роки тому +8

      I haven't seen it. What makes it so good?

    • @mr.moviemafia
      @mr.moviemafia 3 роки тому +52

      @@vomitingforever5392 “Inside” was some of the most vulnerable, topical, darkly comic, genuinely funny, relatable, unexpectedly heartfelt, musically diverse, and poignant 90 minutes I’ve spent watching something in a while. He’s such an incredible comedian/songwriter who somehow perfectly balances being really funny and starkly shocking/dramatic/real. It’s not really even a comedy, because it isn’t afraid to get very existential, dramatic, introspective, depressing, and real.
      I really recommend “Inside”, it’s an existential masterpiece that you should watch as soon as you can! If not just for the songs, Burnham is a very talented songwriter and he’s able to juggle so many different tones and styles perfectly.

    • @blythee.l.1665
      @blythee.l.1665 3 роки тому +13

      @@mr.moviemafia this is the most accurate and well put description i think ive seen of 'inside' yet, god im so glad its not just me thats in love with this special

    • @first_name_justus1064
      @first_name_justus1064 3 роки тому +4

      I really want him to make a video on “Zach Stone is Gonna be Famous”

    • @Undying3001
      @Undying3001 3 роки тому +3

      @@mr.moviemafia He should watch Bo's earlier work first to get his humor.

  • @jessiedelahunty6597
    @jessiedelahunty6597 3 роки тому +26

    Now I want Scott's commentary on every new episode when it launches on Netflix 😂

  • @kayladavis9440
    @kayladavis9440 3 роки тому +55

    I feel like the show was created by makeup artists wanting a way to show off the range of their skills.

  • @TheAudreypixel
    @TheAudreypixel 3 роки тому +1

    I was falling asleep with my phone in my hand with this video playing and I accidentally pressed the notification bell right before he said hit that notification bell now I feel like I’m living in a simulation

  • @havenelliott8604
    @havenelliott8604 3 роки тому +2

    I just came here to tell you Scott Cramer thank you for adding the subtitles! I’m hard of hearing and you have no idea how much I appreciate it! I love watching your videos! 😊

  • @RandomDudeThings
    @RandomDudeThings 3 роки тому +17

    11:38 they are saying "how much is your gym membership a month" then she says "50 pound for 3 mounths"

  • @corniferjr3300
    @corniferjr3300 3 роки тому +16

    3:18 The fact that Scott used a Joel Haver Clip made my day

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 3 роки тому +2

      I had to double back on that bit because I was like, 'Wait, was that Joel Haver?! That was Joel Haver!'

    • @parley78
      @parley78 3 роки тому

      I’m so glad they made a video together, it actually blew my mind.

  • @sethgarcia2927
    @sethgarcia2927 3 роки тому +87

    When I saw Matt’s face I heard squidward’s voice saying “oh no, he’s hooottt.”

    • @tra3h748
      @tra3h748 3 роки тому +1

      ding ding ding your correct

    • @allex_
      @allex_ 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO best comment 😂

    • @Your_Native_Mothman
      @Your_Native_Mothman 3 роки тому +14

      I kinda thought he looked like a 14 year old

    • @ramensamosa8186
      @ramensamosa8186 3 роки тому +1

      @@Your_Native_Mothman Same lol, he looks like a high schooler

  • @haleyc.3530
    @haleyc.3530 10 місяців тому +1

    They need a slightly different version of this show where instead sfx makeup artist are each assigned one contestant to try to make into the sexiest beast they can then the guy picks who is the least sexy by looks alone and both they and the makeup artist are sent home and in the end the sexiest beast and makeup artist win

  • @alexgray6700
    @alexgray6700 3 роки тому +1

    Good stuff man you've really honed your craft.

  • @JayLaw
    @JayLaw 3 роки тому +15

    Id love to see you try and work out what they are saying in a show called Geordie shore

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 3 роки тому +1

      Good Babbel tie in as well if he gets the sponsorship again. Learn a random language for 2 weeks and see if he can understand a show in that language or Geordie shore better.

    • @kirkbupkis
      @kirkbupkis 3 роки тому

      I'm assuming that's the UK equivalent of Jersey Shore? Lol.

  • @DeadFawn
    @DeadFawn 3 роки тому +22

    The only reason I'm interested is cause I like makeup and cosplay related things, so I'm curious about the makeup

  • @shaycat13
    @shaycat13 3 роки тому +26

    I can't wait to watch Sexy Beasts. It's going to be a dumpster fire I can feel it

  • @WatcherXel
    @WatcherXel Рік тому +1

    The part where he refuses to explain the joke was one of the most painful sequences I have ever seen.

  • @JohnnyJoe
    @JohnnyJoe Рік тому +1

    Wonder what they were thinking when they made that program. "Ok, let's make a dating show that shows that looks aren't important, the most important thing is how you are as a person. But we're only casting models, because who the hell wants to meet a person who isn't really damn good looking. We hate ugly people!"

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian Рік тому

      And the best part of it all
      It's not even hypocritical. It just works.

  • @douglasjohn7447
    @douglasjohn7447 3 роки тому +7

    11:22 this is what they said
    "How much is your gym membership for a month?"
    '50 pounds for 3 months'

    • @angrymandanthecommenter
      @angrymandanthecommenter 3 роки тому +2

      Scott has to see this

    • @angrymandanthecommenter
      @angrymandanthecommenter 3 роки тому +2

      If you do Scott, remember that in the UK pounds is how they say their currency

    • @douglasjohn7447
      @douglasjohn7447 3 роки тому +1

      @@angrymandanthecommenter good point, hadn't even though of the currency difference, thanks :)

  • @cocoawhisker5060
    @cocoawhisker5060 3 роки тому +54

    Dogman has the worst personality on the show and I do not like him

  • @quelll7143
    @quelll7143 3 роки тому +6

    I appreciate you using your platform to speak out against Amazing Spider-Man slander, Scott.

  • @gp2671
    @gp2671 3 роки тому +1

    Nowadays, American television is basically made up of reboots of old American shows and shows from other places. And sometimes, they do not even bother to say they are taking the shows from other places. Last week, I saw a game show that was a carbon copy of "A League of Their Own", a game show from the U.K. and, previously, Australia.

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t know why I’m so offended by that little ‘shapely’ clip, but Crystal was bangin! And that dude looked like anthropomorphized white bread.

  • @kellibrockett823
    @kellibrockett823 Рік тому +3

    How has no one mentioned Scott's tiny little dino tail?! 🦕 It's so friggin cute 😭

  • @GeekFilter
    @GeekFilter 3 роки тому +37

    Scott: "This whole time it sounds like they're speaking freaking Klingon or something!"
    Me: "I don't think he's ever heard Klingon"

  • @SaulGroypman
    @SaulGroypman 3 роки тому +9

    I dream each night of a Joel Haver x Scott Cramer collab, y’all are killing it

  • @Bduboff
    @Bduboff 3 роки тому +5

    I’m unironically looking forward to this show.

  • @sirwatzhizface
    @sirwatzhizface 3 роки тому +3

    The fact that i saved this and a Drew Gooden video in my watch later and decided to watch them both on the same day and they both had a reference to Bo Burnham's Inside at the beginning startles me

  • @rollerbirdie
    @rollerbirdie 3 роки тому +34

    British English translation lol:
    “How much is your gym membership a month?”
    “50 pounds for three months”

  • @teauhno9693
    @teauhno9693 3 роки тому +5

    10:45 he says how much is your gym membership per month. She says: 50 pounds for 3 months

  • @dreamerdoes_is_love8986
    @dreamerdoes_is_love8986 3 роки тому +5

    I think it at around 11:11 it was
    “how much is your gym membership per month?” and the answer was
    “ 50 pounds for three months”
    but I could still be wrong, it’s hard to hear.

  • @jeffjackson5850
    @jeffjackson5850 3 роки тому +2

    “If you get eliminated you would have to go on a date as the thing you were dressed up as”
    Guy in baby costume:

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 Рік тому

      personally, i'd be more concerned about the woman dressed up as a corpse.

  • @SleezyMoves
    @SleezyMoves 2 роки тому +1

    i literally jumped when you said you thought he would look like tom from 90 day fiance cause he did pop in my head also!

  • @IcarusLP
    @IcarusLP 3 роки тому +5

    11:17
    "How much is your gym membership per month"
    "50 pound per 3 month"
    I didn't see if anyone else did it so I figured I would

  • @JordanKyle
    @JordanKyle 3 роки тому +19

    Scott: "it sounds like they're speaking klingon, I can't understand a word they're saying..."
    Also Scott: "this video is sponsored by Babbel!"

  • @samrafkin3699
    @samrafkin3699 3 роки тому +5

    14:51
    So the Boss Baby sequel is looking good.

  • @robinvaldez
    @robinvaldez 3 роки тому +1

    I screamed when Scott said he thought that the dog would look like the guy from 90 day fiancé!!! When he said visualize who you think he looks like, that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Рік тому +1

    “What is this, like the third or fourth video you’ve watched of mine today and you’re not subscribed yet? What…what are doing?”
    How did you KNOW 😮
    That was so trippy. 😂

  • @shane_impala
    @shane_impala 3 роки тому +8

    WAIT I THOUGHT HE'D LOOK LIKE A WALMART HARRY STYLES AND I WAS RIGHT

  • @Chaotic_Monk43
    @Chaotic_Monk43 3 роки тому +7

    I feel horrified that my licence fee went towards this freak show. On the other hand, I got this video from ma boy so it all evens out I guess.

  • @kraequgold8297
    @kraequgold8297 Рік тому +11

    How much is your gym membership per month, its 50P per month 9:26 your welcome lol.. Also yes its two years later but I just started watching sooooo, Also Im not from across the pound I just understood it lol

  • @edgarho007
    @edgarho007 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Scott, I was not alone in the “wtf are they even saying” club

  • @xNobodyNoOnex
    @xNobodyNoOnex 2 роки тому +2

    Stop. I literally thought he’d look like the same guy from 90 day fiancé 🤣 not harry styles I’m dead 🤣