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  • An upcoming trip to the mainland for Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack, along with Mrs. Doyle, has Ted feeling nervous.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 роки тому +163

    No matter how many years pass with Graham Norton being now internationally famous as a chat show host I'll forever see him as the annoying priest in Father Ted lol

    • @DeusExMJ12
      @DeusExMJ12 7 місяців тому +8

      My headcanon is that he eventually left the priesthood and changed his name to Graham Norton in order to host a fabulous chat show... 😂

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 4 роки тому +168

    I know it's not the most subtle bit of humour, but the way Graham Norton sings Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the funniest things in this entire show.

  • @Icemann89
    @Icemann89 Рік тому +22

    19:02 is hands down the best joke in the entire series. The cut to the ambulance was brilliantly executed.

  • @rheaandnicdaw4356
    @rheaandnicdaw4356 2 роки тому +34

    "dont it father!" Snatches botle from Jack " I know it hurts believe me father." Then the ambulance.😂😂

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 7 років тому +240

    Right after the crow steals Father Jack's glasses the second time, an ad interrupted the show. It was for glasses. The narrator said, 'You need new glasses...so why not have them delivered right to your doorstep?

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 5 років тому +17

      Here we are a year later.. so many ads YT is becoming unwatchable

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 5 років тому +3

      So... all is connect, it seems...

    • @rachelquarrell71
      @rachelquarrell71 4 роки тому +6

      @@robirvine6970 I agree with you there.

    • @alexsclewis
      @alexsclewis 4 роки тому +1

      😑 cant tell if creepy google AI or just synchronicity

    • @webkahmik
      @webkahmik 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexsclewis It could be both, but I don't believe it.

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 3 роки тому +68

    That “D’you know what he’d love?” Line is great, everyone knew what was coming and it made it even funnier.
    I love how Jack still gets served even with the way he storms into the pub.

  • @mhrgall
    @mhrgall 6 років тому +54

    'God Ted...I'm soooo happy! The sun's out, and we're in an optician's' PMSL

  • @billynomad12
    @billynomad12 6 років тому +112

    DRINK.... DRINK... DRINK!!!!
    It's So true.... So true

  • @Ianmundo
    @Ianmundo 2 роки тому +11

    the cut to the ambulance after the young fella interrupts Jack having a drink 🥃😂

  • @iriejones8292
    @iriejones8292 7 років тому +58

    'a blind eye turned to the odd murder' 😂

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 років тому +7

      Irie Jones I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 5 років тому +2

      Irie Jones , But Some people deserve to be murdered.
      the police would agree .

    • @MrJonnyp107
      @MrJonnyp107 4 роки тому +1

      @@shydreamguyman4098 I DONT BELIEVE IT

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrJonnyp107, Example -people who do evil things to children .

    • @artyomsherwin648
      @artyomsherwin648 4 роки тому +2

      @@shydreamguyman4098 You mean like the Catholic Church in Ireland? (Edit: Referring to your second message)

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 3 роки тому +15

    Never knew I needed a bit of Father Ted dressed as Abraham Lincoln in my life.
    Now I know.

  • @AuroraTigress
    @AuroraTigress 4 роки тому +20

    Let's have a screeching competition.

  • @henbane2247
    @henbane2247 5 років тому +46

    Father Jack got attacked by crows in an earlier episode as well. Great continuity 😁

  • @Vikotnick
    @Vikotnick 5 років тому +19

    Oh. Such genius. This and the IT Crowd. I mean, even for a role like Grahams he must be proud. In fact, he should be amazingly proud of this. Masterpiece.

  • @maxheight22
    @maxheight22 6 років тому +82

    "Tony, I'm putting you on my list of enemies! There, you're in for it now, Tony.......HAH ONLY JOKING, look what I've really written!"

    • @TheTsar1918
      @TheTsar1918 4 роки тому +7

      And then that little giggle of his...

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 3 роки тому +7

      I REALLY LIKE TONY!

  • @Ystadcop
    @Ystadcop 3 роки тому +20

    Fr. Noel Furlong marked the peak of Graham Norton's career.
    Brilliant.

  • @chas2e61
    @chas2e61 4 роки тому +15

    Every time someone tries to take Jack's DRINK away, they get to ride in the ambulance!

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 років тому +127

    'Why did you eat Tony? Tony was our only son!'

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 Рік тому +3

    Keeping straight face while listening to that version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is very impressive.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 7 років тому +61

    As a Canadian, I used to think Father Ted was just some silly religious show for religious types...having never seen an actual episode. Then I fell in love with the IT Crowd and realized that the same person who wrote that series, co-wrote this one. So I thought I would give it a try - thanks to this channel.
    And this show is great...lots of laughs.
    Thank you SO much for posting these Dead Parrot.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  7 років тому +14

      You're welcome, we're really happy that you're enjoying it. We have got more amazing UK comedy coming soon including Spaced and Smack The Pony. If you like Father Ted, we reckon you'll love those too.

    • @McRocket
      @McRocket 7 років тому +3

      Smack The Pony I have never seen. But I loved Spaced and have seen every episode. But would love you to post them nonetheless.

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 років тому +3

      father ted is better than it crowd i think but i love them both

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 років тому +2

      also they spell it 'realized' in canada? i thought they used british english... lol learn something new everyday!

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 років тому +4

      NarcoticDimension I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

  • @slendr_playr9183
    @slendr_playr9183 2 роки тому +7

    Father Norton: in a sheet pretending to be a ghost "OoOoOoOo..."
    Ted and Dougal: screams
    Norton: pulls off the sheets "Ted!"
    Ted and Dougal: *SHRIEKS*

  • @maciejc7671
    @maciejc7671 2 роки тому +3

    I love the crow bit.

  • @gordonpeden6234
    @gordonpeden6234 4 роки тому +17

    Graham Norton the most annoying Catholic priest EVER. Love his work!!!

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Рік тому +3

    Father Ted,IT Crowd and Count Arthur Stong.Pure genius.

  • @acesul8811
    @acesul8811 4 роки тому +13

    18:58 - If you've ever wondered why they give Oscars for editing.

  • @angel-spitt
    @angel-spitt 3 роки тому +20

    I remember seeing this show advertised on my grandmas Are You Being Served dvds when I was little, I’m so glad I finally checked it out, this show is hilarious 😂

    • @tomcline5631
      @tomcline5631 2 роки тому +2

      That's where I first discovered this show too!
      Did you enjoy Are You Being Served? I love it.

    • @yellowpete79
      @yellowpete79 2 роки тому

      Are you being shagged is the Aussie version. Should be able to find it on youtube.

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 2 роки тому +4

    8:43 only now i have noticed how many tea cups are on the table hahaha

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 4 роки тому +9

    Graham Norton singing Bohemian Rhapsody in this episode was the first time I had ever heard Bohemian Rhapsody. I like how Fr. Dougal says "Ted, I'm goin' mad!" in both situations where Fr. Noel had drove them up the wall (both here and in the caravan)

  • @imspartacusnoimspartacus4731
    @imspartacusnoimspartacus4731 3 роки тому +6

    Tremendous hilarious scrap between Father Ted and Victor Meldrew

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 роки тому +13

    "Onnce again you've made me look like an idiot in front of real people!"

  • @nickstav08
    @nickstav08 7 років тому +29

    god father ted makes monday exciting, thank you for uploading!!

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp 2 роки тому +6

    14:34 - 15:58 is my favorite scene from any tv show ever

  • @NFIRHR_SUCKIT
    @NFIRHR_SUCKIT 3 роки тому +7

    This episode is pure gold

  • @paulphilipempey1
    @paulphilipempey1 4 роки тому +9

    One of the funniest episodes. Great writing. Thank you for the upload.

  • @lea6555
    @lea6555 6 років тому +95

    "..he killed her, and stole her pen!"
    "killled her??"
    "well, they think so, they're keeping her in for tests"
    "...I heard there were over 200 cases of forced transvestisism involving Mr Sweeney over the last year.."
    Best line in the show XD XD XD Had to explain that one to my brother he didn't initially get it hahahaha

  • @React2This
    @React2This 3 роки тому +9

    I'm finding out a lot of things I never knew about rocks.

  • @gabrielmagister6072
    @gabrielmagister6072 2 роки тому +2

    This series is one of the treasures of comedy tv --loved seeing Richard Wilson again.

  • @DoctorLemon
    @DoctorLemon 3 роки тому +5

    I had never heard or read anything about this show but UA-cam algorithm seens to be on point. I now absolutely love this show.

  • @rheaandnicdaw4356
    @rheaandnicdaw4356 2 роки тому +8

    At 15:27 Graham looks like he's gonna go psycho.😂😂😂

  • @lauravevers98
    @lauravevers98 5 років тому +9

    Love Graham Norton 😂💖

  • @petesashlyn
    @petesashlyn 3 роки тому +5

    This might just be my favorite Father Ted episode! For the moment anyway.

  • @bodavidson2804
    @bodavidson2804 5 років тому +6

    Thank you sir! Finally filling in the episodes I never saw on TV growing up.
    Except this one, I loved this one 😊

  • @nongorilla1
    @nongorilla1 4 роки тому +6

    17:10 best summarized criticism of „the english patient“

  • @anthonydanielgittins1864
    @anthonydanielgittins1864 3 роки тому +6

    One of the best episodes.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +20

    15:18 Incredible acting by Stephen Gallagher (Tony).

  • @davidhull1481
    @davidhull1481 3 роки тому +2

    A little bit of Graham Norton goes a long way.

  • @docbodholt2384
    @docbodholt2384 3 роки тому +5

    So needed right now in nov 2020. Thanks.

  • @mohawho8251
    @mohawho8251 3 роки тому +3

    9:35
    this is the happiest "drink" i think ive ever heard

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX 7 років тому +11

    I don't believeeeeee it, they uploaded it finally :D

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 7 років тому +51

    The peak of Graham Norton's career.

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 років тому +13

      Ystadcop Really? I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

    • @ystadcop6935
      @ystadcop6935 7 років тому +10

      Come on, he was wonderful as Fr. Noel Furlong, a real scene-stealer.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +4

      Is it possible Father Noel Furlong has ADHD?

    • @MrsBobby-gy5of
      @MrsBobby-gy5of 6 років тому +4

      Ystadcop
      Graham Norton has always been an annoying so and so .

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 4 роки тому +2

      Can't stand the guy. An annoying prick at the best of times. Just about tolerable in Father Ted, so yeah, this was his "peak"

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 3 роки тому +7

    19:07 Moral of the story: DON’T COME BETWEEN A IRISHMAN AND HIS DRINK!!!!!

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 років тому +5

    I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!! Did he laugh, no no he didnt

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove Рік тому +1

    Good to see that Dougal's family follows the time-honored tradition of the landed gentry, and sends their "less-than-stellar" sons into the church.

  • @twalsh06
    @twalsh06 2 роки тому +2

    23:11 The audience's anticipation, followed by the payoff... sublime.

  • @suedetrombone2019
    @suedetrombone2019 6 років тому +16

    Fecking crows, always causing trouble.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 роки тому +4

    Brilliant episode.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +4

    Another great episode.

  • @ohlalaale
    @ohlalaale 5 років тому +3

    7:15 Hilarious!! Victor Meldrews (One foot in the grave) catchfrase...and he got beaten up, hahaha.

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 3 роки тому +2

    Tank top. I always thought it was a jumper.

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 3 роки тому +3

    This is poetry!

  • @d4m6n
    @d4m6n Рік тому +1

    Anytime I hear ‘I don’t believe it’ now I think of this show

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +3

    11:28 - 11:41 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twalsh06
      @twalsh06 2 роки тому

      ...some sort of apparatus.

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 5 років тому +11

    Yer wouldn't have a curry or lasagne or sumthin wha?
    Bag of Tayto? 😁

    • @stevendale7658
      @stevendale7658 4 роки тому

      Or a pink shnack 🤣🤣🤣 and a can o club orange

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 7 років тому +22

    "Feckin' bords, again........"

  • @Scale_Slotcars_Latvia
    @Scale_Slotcars_Latvia 23 дні тому

    "Feckin birds again " 😂😅

  • @rd30000
    @rd30000 2 роки тому

    When the guy starts fighting father Ted 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mister0men
    @Mister0men Рік тому +1

    DRINK
    its sooo true 😆

  • @bored.in.california2111
    @bored.in.california2111 4 роки тому +10

    You know what's funny and kind of creepy, they probably killed off Father Noel Furlong in this episode since we don't see or hear him again. His team also ditched him to Paraguay so it's most likely the end of Father Noel.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 роки тому +1

      Oh well!

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 3 роки тому +7

      This is the same series where Father Jack drinks toilet cleaner, there is a nursing home full of priests with werewolfism, all the tea ladies become zombies when their favorite singer is discovered. He'll be fine.

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 3 роки тому +8

      @@TiroDvD And how many times have they killed Fr Larry Duff haha

  • @tenchi1357
    @tenchi1357 8 місяців тому

    I Don't Believe It ! Small World Huh ? LMAO ! 🤣😆😂

  • @hrvojepratezina3583
    @hrvojepratezina3583 Рік тому

    Canadian here. Thank you for posting these videos, they are much enjoyed :)

  • @pjmbidge632000
    @pjmbidge632000 4 роки тому +7

    Now you know why Graham Norton became a chat show host. He is to comedy what Stephen Hawking is to disco dancing.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 роки тому

      Wow he's terrible.

    • @tomcline5631
      @tomcline5631 2 роки тому

      My God!! Finally someone else who friggin hates Graham Norton!! I can't even stand him on his talk show. Some of his guests are incredible but he SUCKS SO BAD!

  • @OnyxVenator
    @OnyxVenator 7 років тому +1

    oh boy finally!

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 5 років тому +6

    18:37 isn't that the guy who plays as Gaius in Merlin?!
    Edit: yub that's definitely him

  • @splintmeow4723
    @splintmeow4723 3 роки тому +1

    Graham Norton’s hand 🤣

  • @WoofDawgmann
    @WoofDawgmann 11 місяців тому

    19:12 That cut would make Edgar Wright himself jealous!

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 5 років тому +15

    I love this show lol poor mr Sweeney forced transvestitism lol :D Drink Drink Drink

  • @AuroraTigress
    @AuroraTigress 4 роки тому +7

    Feckarse Industries

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 4 роки тому +4

    Ahh good old ailwee caves aint bin there since i was a nipper

  • @annjfk
    @annjfk 4 роки тому

    Ayyyyyeeeeeeee..... Doooont believe it!

  • @cruisepaige
    @cruisepaige 4 роки тому +1

    My favorite episode!!!

  • @johnmagee8912
    @johnmagee8912 Рік тому +2

    Poor Ted.
    He's just as daft like.
    "Obviously some form of apparatus".

  • @AbrahamIsaacJacob10
    @AbrahamIsaacJacob10 Рік тому

    Reminds me of the 1 billion ppl who say what to everything you say 😂

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 4 роки тому +9

    Can i have some of what graham norton is on

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +1

    03:13 - 03:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx
    @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx 4 роки тому +1

    Tony looks like JJ Abrams.

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 роки тому +4

    Graham is hilarious.

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 5 років тому +3

    12:54 TED!!!
    You're welcome.

  • @hansesa4586
    @hansesa4586 5 років тому +3

    20:48 Was that bird giving Dougal the tongue?

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +5

    I wonder what Mrs Doyle first name is.....I see her as a Bridget

  • @mravozmar
    @mravozmar Рік тому

    Slovakia was mentioned! :D

  • @GeorgiNM
    @GeorgiNM 2 роки тому +1

    Is the first speaker at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting the same actor who reads all the "boring voice" announcements, as in the amusement park and the lingerie section (and the one who dubbed Father Hernandez)?
    BTW, I think "Tony" did an awesome job of such a tiny role (and being covered in glasses and a duffle-coat)

  • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 2 роки тому

    19:12 🤣🤣

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +1

    14:20 14:26 16:08 16:13 and 16:17 LOL

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому

    03:50 - 05:14 Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +1

    03:05 - 03:10 😂😂😂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +8

    20:47 Ted could had gone to the police station and let Dougal have his steak and chips and picked him up afterwards.

    • @P1nkR
      @P1nkR 6 років тому +17

      You would actually trust Dougal to be out and about on his own?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 5 років тому

      That wouldn't be comedy tho would it....

    • @bodavidson2804
      @bodavidson2804 5 років тому +8

      Rule 1. Never leave Dougal unsupervised

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 4 роки тому +1

      Yes but Dougal has the mental age of a 5 year old and you wouldn’t leave a 5 year old alone in a restaurant.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +1

    19:12 LOL

  • @Insideoutfan1
    @Insideoutfan1 4 місяці тому

    I don't believe it😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @susansname
    @susansname 2 роки тому

    “I think I know what happened.”