What Counts as a Word?

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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2015
  • "Word Count" is going to count plenty of things that aren’t words too -- and it doesn’t get to a more fundamental question: what actually is a word?
    Written with GRETCHEN MCCULLOCH: gretchenmcculloch.com - / gretchenamcc
    [Update: her book BECAUSE INTERNET is out July 2019! gretchenmcculloch.com/book/ ]
    More from Gretchen at ALL THINGS LINGUISTIC: allthingslinguistic.com - / allthingsling
    Directed by MATT GRAY: mattg.co.uk - / unnamedculprit
    And more from me: tomscott.com - / tomscott

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  • @edderiofer
    @edderiofer 7 років тому +11415

    "hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap!"
    "Now we hear the mating call of the wild Tom Scott..."

    • @cecasiahaan6801
      @cecasiahaan6801 7 років тому +57

      edderiofer xdxdxdd

    • @Quasihamster
      @Quasihamster 7 років тому +249

      Well that's why there's just one.

    • @RadionWave
      @RadionWave 6 років тому +11

      KASA kasa wow...
      Who cares.

    • @desia.brimou
      @desia.brimou 6 років тому +31

      i was trying to fall asleep and then that came on
      yikes™

    • @chipsqueek
      @chipsqueek 6 років тому +7

      Fhdjejdjfjisjsbsbfbwhito'djsjajsj

  • @memerproductions1717
    @memerproductions1717 3 роки тому +5798

    0:35
    “Xnopyt,”
    *proceeds to have a stroke*

  • @kiro2278
    @kiro2278 2 роки тому +2300

    the fact that tom said hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblblwhitoo'ap in a professional way without any signs of laughter amazes me to this day

  • @josepholiveira2873
    @josepholiveira2873 2 роки тому +256

    "What if I ended this video with a smiley face?"
    Video ends, Tom Scott's profile picture--which is him smiling--pops up right in the middle.
    Artistic perfection.

    • @firytwig
      @firytwig Рік тому +13

      It’s also an emoji in the captions

    • @tryplot
      @tryplot 7 місяців тому

      @@firytwig if you're wondering, you can type ☺ on a pc by holding alt and pressing 1 on the number pad (numbers above the letters don't work for that). different numbers result in different characters. google "alt codes" to see which ones.

    • @heyimlilyx3
      @heyimlilyx3 3 місяці тому

      I would argue that emojis are punctuation since they convey tone/emotion

  • @pyromancy8439
    @pyromancy8439 4 роки тому +6044

    the video is literally:
    - "What counts as a word?"
    - "That doesn't matter."

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 3 роки тому +69

      No actually. Essentially, here’s my interpretation of his answer.
      A word is an abstraction of a grammatical unit in any given language

    • @Lebronjamesgyatt69
      @Lebronjamesgyatt69 3 роки тому +31

      xnopyt... AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @gaymermoment
      @gaymermoment 3 роки тому +20

      @@kaylons ah, yes "🅱️", my favourite word

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +11

      @Kaylon But that would be a morpheme, and words can (and most words do) contain several morphemes.

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 3 роки тому +4

      @@PC_Simo If that's the case (well it is), is "imma" one morpheme or can it be broken down into "i am go-ing to"?

  • @TheElvisnator
    @TheElvisnator 4 роки тому +4902

    Me: What's the password for the Wi-Fi?
    My friend: It's on the back of the router
    The back of the router: 0:38

    • @yanshiro6082
      @yanshiro6082 4 роки тому +39

      underrated

    • @dawf
      @dawf 4 роки тому +6

      Magic what’s underrated?

    • @joeybrandybuck3781
      @joeybrandybuck3781 4 роки тому +27

      Mate your profile pic is just a shade too dark

    • @dawf
      @dawf 4 роки тому +3

      Joey Brandybuck uhh what? Oh the original commenter ye i see

    • @Engineer9736
      @Engineer9736 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

  • @projecttimewvrp
    @projecttimewvrp 3 роки тому +505

    0:35 and here, the wild Tom Scott practices its powerful mating call

    • @Ascertivus
      @Ascertivus 2 роки тому +61

      [A million computer nerds and linguists immediately flock to Britain]

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 Рік тому

      hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap

  • @BellCube
    @BellCube Рік тому +821

    On the emoji one, I would classify them as punctuation, similar to how some non-English languages use "¡" and "¿" to convey the start of an exclamatory statement or inquiry.

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired Рік тому +26

      but unlike punctuation, you can convey an entire, somewhat cohesive message only using emojis and emoticons

    • @BellCube
      @BellCube Рік тому +18

      @@jamsistired !??
      Seems fine to me, but I'm being facetious. I agree with you on that. It may just be that emoji have so many different emotions available.

    • @OctagonalCerealYumy
      @OctagonalCerealYumy Рік тому +2

      Only Spanish ngl.

    • @rudymartin8583
      @rudymartin8583 Рік тому +25

      I would argue that emojis are *gestures*. They have coherent meanings, but are not words, just like physical gestures.

    • @BellCube
      @BellCube Рік тому +7

      @@rudymartin8583 I like that explanation!

  • @cleanycloth
    @cleanycloth 8 років тому +4644

    The fact that you managed to spell out "hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblblwhitoo'ap" impresses me far more than anything in the world.
    And yes, I had to type that manually too.

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +134

      That's exactly what I felt like when I had to caption it xD

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому +106

      I expected him to just put up a caption of "????".

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +80

      Timothy McLean that's what it said previously, just "[incoherent sounds]"

    • @firefish111
      @firefish111 5 років тому +8

      Just imagine how many takes took.

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 4 роки тому +42

      @@firefish111 I'm willing to wager it was made up in the video, with the script saying something like "insert gibberish word here", and the editor typed an approximation.

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 3 роки тому +11188

    The strangest thing is that xnopyt looks like a proper word now that i've seen it a few times

  • @SliceJosiah
    @SliceJosiah 3 роки тому +67

    This video: Some actually interesting information on english
    Everyone else’s view on it: xnopyt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @maria75426
    @maria75426 2 роки тому +23

    2:25 in german yes. Thats how words like "Schweinefleischettickitierungsüberwachungsgesetz" become a thing (yes thats a word. It describes the law of survailancing the labeling of porkchop)

  • @natalie-1592
    @natalie-1592 4 роки тому +6380

    ‘Words don’t have much use to linguists’ is a sentence i never thought i’d hear

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 роки тому +50

      The more you know, Nat.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 3 роки тому +21

      F to words

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 3 роки тому +103

      The more I learn about Japanese, the more deeply I understand this sentiment...
      Okay, I’m not a proper linguist, but I am a long-time language enthusiast/nerd

    • @jan_Masewin
      @jan_Masewin 3 роки тому +61

      Even the most seemingly basic concepts are not universal. That’s the funnest part of linguistics imo

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 3 роки тому +24

      @@jan_Masewin
      What I thought was particularly interesting here was how Tom pointed out that _even in English_ “what a word is” isn’t really always all that clear or helpful, much less very different languages

  • @randomboi6397
    @randomboi6397 3 роки тому +25285

    "if a word is some letters surrounded by a gap, then 'xnopyt' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @bug_stonkin_wess1221
      @bug_stonkin_wess1221 3 роки тому +549

      "*insert "cats at 3am" scream*" for the full meme.♡

    • @void1313
      @void1313 3 роки тому +48

      yes

    • @samuelculy655
      @samuelculy655 3 роки тому +231

      and hrrkrkrkwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words

    • @void1313
      @void1313 3 роки тому +44

      @@samuelculy655 😳 did you ctrl+c or type that

    • @ironbunky
      @ironbunky 3 роки тому +40

      @@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX i had to hunt down the funny video i saw but any video i watch involving mediashare always seems to involve: Cheeto, many bruno powsfhaej ,ce.fge classics, and some other stuff, its all the same content so

  • @James_Mular
    @James_Mular 2 роки тому +124

    "imma" is a contraction of 2 contractions, I'm, and gonna, so originally you would write "I am going to" then it got shortened to "I'm gonna" and now it's "imma", but it is technically 1 word, which is fascinating, that we consistently try to find ways to shorten what we say/write

    • @marywealth6475
      @marywealth6475 5 місяців тому

      I had to check to make sure this wasn't an old comment of mine.

  • @Egghead012
    @Egghead012 3 роки тому +355

    If you accept that the definition of a word is a bunch of letters surrounded by gaps, then xnopyt
    A-
    *disintegrates*

  • @natebait
    @natebait 3 роки тому +1975

    "then, xnopyt..."
    _starts unleashing the warcries of the dead_

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 7 років тому +5140

    My favorite finnish word: Viuhahtelisinkohan
    It means: "I wonder if I should run around aimlessly while naked."

    • @joaoparracho6986
      @joaoparracho6986 5 років тому +232

      r/meirl
      I'll start using that word from now on

    • @LeeNashMusic
      @LeeNashMusic 5 років тому +161

      ye finnsh is some diffrent kind of language...

    • @alejrandom6592
      @alejrandom6592 4 роки тому +46

      Mietin, pitäisikö minun juoksua tavoitteettomasti alasti ollessani ;)

    • @paperimzk
      @paperimzk 4 роки тому +32

      @@alejrandom6592 älä ainakaan ulkona jollet halua olla pidätetty ;)

    • @DavidAndrewsPEC
      @DavidAndrewsPEC 4 роки тому +168

      @@LeeNashMusic
      Strictly speaking, it's an agglutinative language or, as Tom would say, a synthetic language. What that means is that it's what you do to the root word that conveys meaning and context. An example:
      'talo' is 'house'.
      To say 'in the house' (and 'in a house'; Finnish has no real definite article, and the lack of an indefinite article usually implies its use - although more people nowadays will use 'se', or 'it' as a make-do definite article), there is a specific case ending that you stick onto the end ... these two things, root word and case ending - when put together - form a new word with a very different meaning. Hence synthetic (putting together) or agglutinative (sticking/gluing together).
      The best way to think of Finnish is a two-part way:
      1- it is linguistic Lego (you can actually use Lego to teach it!)
      2- it is a system for making new words up (it is neologistic: 'new word -ish').
      'In the house' then, is a synthesis or agglutination of two words or, more correctly, a word and a particle: 'talo' (house) and '--ssa' (in; for vowels a/o/u, '-ssa' is used and for ä/ö/y - and, yes, 'y' is a vowel in Finnish and it corresponds to ü from German and Estonian - '-ssä) is used; 'e' and 'i' are over-ruled by the other vowels in this decision).
      Put them together:
      'talossa' - in a/the house
      The plural form is, in this case, given by adding a 't' to signify a definite article or 'ja' to signify the indefinite article:
      talot - the houses
      taloja - (some) houses
      Coupled with a case ending such as '-ssa', though, pluralisation is done differently:
      taloissa - 'in a/the houses' ... no article is used or inferred: context is the determinant in this situation.
      Once you get that system, Finnish is incredibly easy. It's just learning that system that is a bit (lot!) of a bastard.
      I'm not even going to go into compound words! But I _will_ say that I invented a new Finnish verb and it gained a little - albeit humorous - local usage. This I should maybe do a video about.
      I hope this helps.

  • @justseffstuff3308
    @justseffstuff3308 2 роки тому +24

    I like the smiley face in the subtitles at 3:22

  • @klfjoat
    @klfjoat 2 роки тому +15

    For typing speed purposes, to calculate your Words Per Minute (WPM) typed, a word is 5 keypresses. Everything counts--spaces, punctuation, numbers, and letters. The one exception is usually Enter/Return, since even the most advanced typing speed tests provide the spoken/written sample as one paragraph.

  • @DarkLordScottie
    @DarkLordScottie 9 років тому +2692

    0:38 and here we see the very rare creature, the Tom Scott, in its natural habitat as it calls for a mate.

    • @side2sideful
      @side2sideful 9 років тому +159

      DarkLordScottie Some say that its calls are fruitless, as it is the only one in the known universe. What a shame...

    • @DarkLordScottie
      @DarkLordScottie 9 років тому +25

      It bothers me to no end that the android app won't let me correct habit to habitat.

    • @jazzpi
      @jazzpi 9 років тому +6

      DarkLordScottie Try doing it in the G+ app. It should work there.

    • @DarkLordScottie
      @DarkLordScottie 9 років тому +5

      jazzpi ​ You're a lifesaver!

    • @jazzpi
      @jazzpi 9 років тому +7

      DarkLordScottie It's pretty much the only thing G+ is good for.

  • @3RR0R415
    @3RR0R415 4 роки тому +31625

    yes, "what" does count as a word.

    • @warrenkeystone5195
      @warrenkeystone5195 4 роки тому +656

      Thomas Mygind you clever bastard

    • @instinctual777
      @instinctual777 4 роки тому +66

      no

    • @WaddlesDev
      @WaddlesDev 4 роки тому +52

      Just no.

    • @TheFettuck
      @TheFettuck 4 роки тому +230

      Why does "it" count as a word?

    • @3RR0R415
      @3RR0R415 4 роки тому +281

      @@TheFettuck because "it" is a combination of letters with no spaces or apostrophes, and with a meaning that can be classified in a subgroup, in this case pronouns.

  • @trashmammal9430
    @trashmammal9430 Рік тому +3

    This video single headedly gave me exactly what I needed for my English Language A level coursework. Thankyou Tom Scott

  • @katecritt
    @katecritt 2 роки тому +11

    "An entire sentence's worth of meaning into one long string of characters..." so, German then?

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap 3 роки тому +6298

    Xnopyt should be a word I like it. We need more "X" words.

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 3 роки тому +50

      Okay but what does it mean

    • @vaporwavevocap
      @vaporwavevocap 3 роки тому +793

      @@FixTheWi-Fi Xnopyt is a word that describes false words created out of thin air.

    • @hamizannaruto
      @hamizannaruto 3 роки тому +127

      @@vaporwavevocap Meta,

    • @krystal9467
      @krystal9467 3 роки тому +14

      @SQ38 I say who using the voiceless velar Fricative

    • @pereboom9631
      @pereboom9631 3 роки тому +6

      like the /x/ sound? God I wish we had sounds like that in english the closes we have is basivally only in the word 'hue'

  • @user-rb7vs5bx6b
    @user-rb7vs5bx6b 3 роки тому +6953

    It's been 5 years and I'm still waiting for the second part called 'What counts as a PowerPoint?'

  • @aitehs
    @aitehs Рік тому +2

    I love the attention to detail in subtitles

  • @stillblazinkush
    @stillblazinkush 2 роки тому +2

    Can't tell you how many times I have accidentally found the word hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap in a paper I've written, thank you for raising awareness on this issue.

  • @Regian
    @Regian 3 роки тому +2408

    If a word is some letters surrounded by a gap, then xnopyt
    *A*

    • @gigacow
      @gigacow 3 роки тому +34

      and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap

    • @tjohnstonbawden
      @tjohnstonbawden 3 роки тому +63

      and *BIRD NOISES*

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      @unholycrusader69 2 роки тому +11

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    • @officialSgtPepperArc360
      @officialSgtPepperArc360 2 роки тому +5

      @@unholycrusader69 *HOOLIGAN*

    • @ShadowStray_
      @ShadowStray_ 2 роки тому +2

      AAAAAaAaAAAAJjJJjJjJjJj

  • @liftlash98
    @liftlash98 8 років тому +3480

    0:39 ladies and gentlemen I present to you one of the smartest minds on youtube.

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer 7 років тому +127

      that was not what i thought that led too.

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +83

      If you were talking about how the captions are exactly titled with what was on the screen when he was talking, then thanks! It took about 5 minutes to be able to do it. Before my contribution it was just [incoherent sounds] for 20 seconds, then return to the regular captions.

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +11

      Took, like, 3 minutes xD

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +23

      And if you don't know, that's a while for captioning. 3 minutes is enough to do a minute and a half of captions with correct timing.

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 6 років тому +31

      an even better representation of his intellect
      0:37

  • @NikitaKaramov
    @NikitaKaramov 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the last subtitle in this video is, as promised, a smiley face

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 2 роки тому +1

    I love that if you turn on closed captioning, the "written version" of this video indeed ends with a smiley face. :)
    ...except now that I notice, it says subtitles are auto-generated! How did it know, then!
    I swear the speech to text algoryhms are getting frightfully smarter by the day!

  • @nokidding2414
    @nokidding2414 4 роки тому +3660

    Normal writing : imma get lunch
    Writing essay: today noon i intend to walk gracefully outside to see if i can go and buy some lunch to satisfy my everlasting hunger

    • @TheSexiestGoblin
      @TheSexiestGoblin 3 роки тому +520

      Today, which is a Wednesday, and happens to be the 18th of November, two thousand and twenty, at approximately twelve o'clock PM, I intend to make my way into the larger world from within my domicile. I will complete this task with the set goal of providing myself a meal, or purchasing a meal for myself from a local vendor, in order to satiate my seemingly unquenchable hunger.

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 3 роки тому +81

      honestly, sounds like how Yoshikage Kira, anime serial killer, would talk

    • @picklemaster5144
      @picklemaster5144 3 роки тому +91

      On this our score and 4 hours of life, on approximately the 13th hour, I in my schedule intend to traverse this our world in search for a vendor of afternoon consumables, that which may nourish and fulfill my in both body and mind, completing the cycle, until that which comes the setting of the star and the rise of our natural satellite, signifying the hour of evening dine.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому +113

      Today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, I myself, me, only me by myself and of myself, being myself on this day, today, fully intend, as is my intention on this day, today, the day that I, myself, intend to to get lunch, do intend to fully completely, with a full completeness today get a meal, a noon time meal, for that is the time today, the day that is today's date at the time that is now, which is not later nor earlier, but rather now today, at this time, in this moment, in which I, myself, shall consume, as one would consumes l consume a meal, such as lunch, a meal I, myself, have yet today, this date and day, to myself, me personally, have eaten by the time that this time, now, becomes a time that is not this time now but a different, later time, later today, after consuming, by way of eating, by mastication, the meal, the noon time meal, which is the meal whose time has now come, with which I, myself, shall feed myself.
      Steamed hams.

    • @lz5873
      @lz5873 3 роки тому +51

      ​@@chrismanuel9768
      Today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, I myself, me, only me by myself and of myself, being myself on this day, today, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, fully intend, as is my intention on this day, today, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, the day that I, myself, me, only me by myself and of myself, being myself intend to to get lunch, do intend to fully completely, with a full completeness today get a meal, a noon time meal, for that is the time today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, the day that is today's date at the time that is now, which is not later nor earlier, but rather now today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, at this time, in this moment, in which I, myself, shall consume, as one would consumes l consume a meal, such as lunch, a meal I, myself, have yet today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, this date and day, to myself, me personally, have eaten by the time that this time, now, becomes a time that is not this time now but a different, later time, later today, this day, being the day that is the day of today, today's day and date, the date of which is the date today, the calendar day of this year, Two Thousand Twenty One, after consuming, by way of eating, by mastication, the meal, the noon time meal, which is the meal whose time has now come, with which I, myself, shall feed myself.

  • @tomm.ymacleod9347
    @tomm.ymacleod9347 3 роки тому +9647

    The poor person who had to type out Tom’s random “words” 🤣🤣

    • @somebodysomewhere3451
      @somebodysomewhere3451 3 роки тому +461

      Probably himself

    • @DaveSussMoggus
      @DaveSussMoggus 3 роки тому +367

      The legend who typed out "Xnopyt", "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ" and "hrrkrkrkwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblbwhitoo'ap"

    • @nickyecen
      @nickyecen 3 роки тому +563

      I like to think that was just keyboard smashing and Tom had to actually read it out

    • @tomm.ymacleod9347
      @tomm.ymacleod9347 3 роки тому +77

      @@nickyecen PFFFFTTT that’s amazing XD

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium 3 роки тому +88

      It’s Tom Scott, so I imagine they’re scripted

  • @archermcclain6587
    @archermcclain6587 7 місяців тому +4

    I think emoji’s are punctuation. They’re generally placed at the end of phrases to indicate tone like periods, exclamation points, or question marks. Sometimes they go at the beginning of phrases but so does the Spanish “¿”. Also, they are used standalone sometimes, but in the same way that punctuation is used standalone sometimes. A question mark alone indicates confusion or an ask for more information. “…” “?” Are also used standalone. Also, emojis come from emoticons that were literally made up of punctuation marks ;) 🤷🏻‍♂️ that’s my opinion 🤘🏻

  • @pikhoshi1102
    @pikhoshi1102 3 роки тому +5

    "What if you could put an entire sentence worth of meaning into a single word?"
    German: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @dozy382
    @dozy382 3 роки тому +1278

    In my language of Sehvin, xnopyt means "hello my canine friend" or in simpler terms, "updog".

    • @carnage9536
      @carnage9536 3 роки тому +131

      What’s up dog?

    • @yolomab
      @yolomab 3 роки тому +73

      @@carnage9536 idk, what is up dog?

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 3 роки тому +67

      @@carnage9536 nothing much, what's up w/ you?

    • @the1andonlydrmixxel
      @the1andonlydrmixxel 3 роки тому +16

      Wait, is it a real language or do tou mean it's your language as in you made it up?

    • @carnage9536
      @carnage9536 3 роки тому +5

      @@mozarteanchaos I thought u said up dog meant hello my canine friend

  • @AnthonyBrusca
    @AnthonyBrusca 8 років тому +2571

    You just went full Vsauce

    • @SomeRandomFellow
      @SomeRandomFellow 8 років тому +8

      +Anthony Brusca tru dat

    • @moshikon44
      @moshikon44 8 років тому +53

      +Anthony Brusca you always have to go full vsauce

    • @mattomanx77
      @mattomanx77 8 років тому +90

      *Pops up from the bottom of the screen*
      ALWAYS go full Vsauce.

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 8 років тому +27

      Not a bad thing.

    • @ArloMathis
      @ArloMathis 7 років тому +87

      But what is.... a word? *music cue* Webster's defines a word as...

  • @MarkSchenfisch
    @MarkSchenfisch Рік тому +1

    Secret smiley face in the captions! Amazing!!! :)

  • @Mellence
    @Mellence 3 роки тому +6

    Estonian has some great compound words that become one word, though they’re almost all silly. My favorite is Õueaiaääres which roughly translates to “At the edge of the outside garden.” Though it probably is more likely to mean “In the yard.” Though in my 2 years there not a single person ever said it.

  • @lordasomepicgamer
    @lordasomepicgamer 3 роки тому +497

    0:37
    Yes Tom, that is Geonosian for "I love the idea of shoving my ambulance inside your fridge"

  • @Vadosity
    @Vadosity 7 років тому +895

    Teacher: Your essay didn't reach the minimum word count!
    Me:

    • @cobain5148
      @cobain5148 3 роки тому +8

      Vadosity genius comment

    • @reduke
      @reduke 3 роки тому +1

      underrated comment

    • @radgiraffe5519
      @radgiraffe5519 3 роки тому +9

      Pro tip: in a pickle if you handwite essays I guarantee noone will pull you up on specific word count

    • @DaveSussMoggus
      @DaveSussMoggus 3 роки тому +5

      Did you write Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj enough?

  • @milkii_tea
    @milkii_tea 2 роки тому +2

    i’ve been waiting for this to appear in my recommendations

  • @08sommervdoug
    @08sommervdoug 2 роки тому +1

    When the teacher asks how many words I wrote for the essay...I present this entire video as my argument

  • @xexpaguette
    @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +1120

    "It doesn't make sense to use words to divide English, instead we should use morphenes or phrases."
    *Words together strong*

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 4 роки тому +4

      Damnbuggerblast !

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 3 роки тому +5

      Word s to gether strong

    • @aloysiuskurnia7643
      @aloysiuskurnia7643 3 роки тому +11

      If phrases are used: *Words together strong*
      If morphemes are used: *Words scrambled strong*

  • @noelearlwatson2724
    @noelearlwatson2724 8 років тому +1615

    In swedish aaajjj means "i am in pain"

    • @noelearlwatson2724
      @noelearlwatson2724 8 років тому +58

      Psyche

    • @noelearlwatson2724
      @noelearlwatson2724 8 років тому +25

      +TheJman0205 exactly

    • @Hazel_Velociraptor
      @Hazel_Velociraptor 7 років тому +102

      Noel Earl Watson
      Well, no, not quite. The closest you can easily get in swedish to "I'm in pain" is "jag har ont" (litterally "I have pain"). The swedish "aj" on the other hand is the equivalent of the english "ouch," at least on a basic level, as "aj" can also be drawn out and shouted in ways that sound quite silly if you try them with "ouch," these drawn out and louder "aj"s would more closely equal an incoherent scream of pain than any word I can think of in english.

    • @TheRooster1337
      @TheRooster1337 7 років тому +2

      /watch?v=NqTovcBhdj8

    • @reeserichardson871
      @reeserichardson871 6 років тому +8

      I put this into google translate and it decided it was Hindi that translated into "ajjaj" in English, which is apparently pronounced like a toddler trying to pronounce "ostrich."

  • @stellehonig1541
    @stellehonig1541 2 роки тому +1

    I love thatz the video captions ended with a smiley face.

  • @MarxterT
    @MarxterT 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 4M Tom

  • @Dojan5
    @Dojan5 9 років тому +446

    Well, "aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj" means "ouch" in Swedish so I'd say that counts as a word, no?

    • @Dojan5
      @Dojan5 9 років тому +66

      Onomatopoeias are words as well though. Besides, that expression changes from language to language.

    • @Markus9705
      @Markus9705 9 років тому +4

      Dojan5 Except that it's just "aj."

    • @Dojan5
      @Dojan5 9 років тому +57

      Markus When spelled correctly, yes.
      Have you never seen an exaggeration before? I mean, they're *sooooooo* uncommon.

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep 6 років тому

      English isn't Swedish

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 6 років тому +7

      "aj" means ouch, but aaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjj would have to mean ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuch, but that doesn't make sense to count it as a word. It's just expressing the word differently

  • @egot1stical
    @egot1stical 7 років тому +563

    3:16 ooo, I wonder.
    wait.
    [turns on captions.]
    ....well played.

    • @nicholaskeough9787
      @nicholaskeough9787 7 років тому +5

      Ooh I see it now XD

    • @Tae-47
      @Tae-47 7 років тому +3

      what?

    • @kaaaae
      @kaaaae 7 років тому +57

      If I were to end this sentence with just a smiley face, would that count as a word?
      😊

    • @kaaaae
      @kaaaae 7 років тому +20

      😊

    • @JL-jg2jg
      @JL-jg2jg 4 роки тому +8

      ☺️ acc

  • @prismoth
    @prismoth 3 роки тому +4

    0:34 i was fully expecting him to scream

  • @mzadro7
    @mzadro7 3 роки тому +3

    this has now archieved legendary status

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 7 років тому +1266

    I'd argue that emojis aren't words because you can't pronounce them. You can only describe them. Oddly similar to when cartoon characters swear. "!%#$*@!!!" That's not a word, just a stand-in for one. An emoji is basically just including a tiny photo of your expression at the moment.

    • @ifanga000
      @ifanga000 7 років тому +223

      I'd argue that Emojis are a kind of punctuation marks used to convey emotions

    • @AlexReynard
      @AlexReynard 7 років тому +71

      Dogmod
      That works. That makes a lot more sense than calling them words.

    • @AppleberrySmith
      @AppleberrySmith 7 років тому +5

      AlexReynard 🍪

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 5 років тому +71

      But what about places like twitch and discord, were emojis have names
      Saying Kappa is the most obvious example of how this has made some of them integrated into the verbal language, or written language outside the platform

    • @berylliosis5250
      @berylliosis5250 4 роки тому +14

      Contrarily, are such emotes ever used as a proper word, and if they are do they still count as one when they are replaced by the picture?

  • @cammy1349
    @cammy1349 6 років тому +1036

    _Hey!_ Vsauce. *Michael* here.
    _What_ are *_words?_*

  • @earlknit5372
    @earlknit5372 2 роки тому

    Ending the closed captions with a smiley face was perfect

  • @Aleksandrus12
    @Aleksandrus12 3 роки тому

    I love that person writing the subtitles added at the end smiley face emoji

  • @chocoboknightguy
    @chocoboknightguy 3 роки тому +175

    If anyone was wondering, yes: the captions do end with a legit smiley face. Thank you, Tom Scott.

    • @zishisak
      @zishisak Рік тому +2

      I was wondering if someone else would notice that

  • @underFlorence
    @underFlorence 8 років тому +759

    0:55 What's updog?

    • @mccad00
      @mccad00 8 років тому +230

      Nu'much

    • @railwayscientist5255
      @railwayscientist5255 8 років тому +42

      +Spinda It's a yoga move.

    • @KoenvMeijel
      @KoenvMeijel 8 років тому +2

      +Spinda your avatar and name somehow makes this obvious question sound pretty damn rad

    • @glitchmasta4771
      @glitchmasta4771 7 років тому +21

      What's updog? Well, it's the opposite of underdog :P

    • @annetteluethy628
      @annetteluethy628 7 років тому +70

      not much, what about you?

  • @MrGruntSlayer
    @MrGruntSlayer Рік тому

    My face when I turn on subtitles and the written version indeed ends with a smiley face.

  • @Madguys101
    @Madguys101 Рік тому +1

    I saw the "What is a word?" in the thumbnail and all I could think of was "A miserable little pile of letters"

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 3 роки тому +138

    The subtitles do, in fact, end with a smiley face.

  • @tmmaster6904
    @tmmaster6904 3 роки тому +295

    my new favourite sentence:
    "If you accept the definition that a word is just some letters surrounded by a gap, then xnopyt AAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ and hrrkrkwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap are all words."

  • @confusedbiscuit9053
    @confusedbiscuit9053 2 роки тому

    the fact the subtitles end with a smiley face is amazing attention to detail

  • @gren4586
    @gren4586 2 роки тому

    tom's delivery of "aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj" was FLAWLESS

  • @side2sideful
    @side2sideful 9 років тому +494

    I vote Tom Scott for #1 yodeler in the UK. :P

  • @weskos
    @weskos 9 років тому +102

    I once had two roommates, one from the US and one from Germany. When the German guy would sneeze, he would utter distinctly the word, "atschee". The American guy remarked that the German didn't have to say, "atschee" every time he sneezed, to which the German replied, "Yes I do. It's the natural thing that comes out when anyone sneezes."
    My only contribution to the discussion was that it might be more pleasant not talking about what naturally comes out when one sneezes.

  • @kazzei89
    @kazzei89 3 роки тому +2

    Regarding the emoji/emoticon counting as words... I was talking about this with my father today, we came to an agreement that emojis are equal to question marks or exclamation marks, they are not words, but rather... Symbols that helps the reader to attach a feeling to a text.

  • @Magnogen
    @Magnogen 3 роки тому +2

    Woo! Put on subtitles and go to the end. I like your thinking, Tom!

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT 3 роки тому +537

    I would argue that an emoticon is a picture, and a picture is worth a thousand words.

    • @Ben_R4mZ
      @Ben_R4mZ 3 роки тому +60

      😢👀👣🤗😊🚗🏢😑😒☎️🔌🖕🤮🚗🏠
      there's my 15,000 word submission for your creative writing class Mr. Scott.

    • @Squaretable22
      @Squaretable22 3 роки тому +8

      I want to work out what the new word count of my dissertation is given this revelation
      On a sidenote, an anecdote from my lecturer: "Words don't count if you put them in a table"

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 роки тому +17

      @@Ben_R4mZ One day I was very sad, then someone stepped on my eyes to cheer me up, and I was so happy that I crashed my sedan into a building, but not having a vehicle made me kind of annoyed, so I called my electric company and said "****** you", but I yelled so loud that I threw up, and I decided to find my car and drive back to my house.

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 роки тому +13

      but a jpeg can be worth a million words in terms of storage space

    • @kyh148
      @kyh148 3 роки тому

      @@arandomsupra Epic

  • @wilhemtehlynx
    @wilhemtehlynx 3 роки тому +345

    If someone says “That’s a made-up word” to you, just respond with “All words are made-up”

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 роки тому +6

      I ain't gonna stand fer et

    • @ryangandhi2268
      @ryangandhi2268 10 місяців тому

      ​@@kaldo_kaldotechnically he's right tho

    • @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 9 місяців тому +2

      You’re just saying that because yut aspend snit wequat 🤔

    • @macdjord
      @macdjord 8 місяців тому +1

      All words *start as* made-up. They become words when they gain a common accepted meaning.

  • @hehehehaasd_ofical
    @hehehehaasd_ofical Рік тому +2

    When the 10 shots of vodka finally hit you: 0:39

  • @theprodigal72
    @theprodigal72 2 роки тому +3

    In Germany we have also another problem. Because we often combine words into one like Haus(House) + Tür(door) = Haustür, but even crazier and longer, and then the problem is, does that count as one word or as how many words it was made from?

  • @Coaster42
    @Coaster42 7 років тому +945

    0:49
    What's "updog"?
    Wait...

    • @cecasiahaan6801
      @cecasiahaan6801 7 років тому +17

      Joel Graber ---->what's up dog?

    • @GregOfficially
      @GregOfficially 5 років тому +34

      Ceca Siahaan r/wooosh

    • @calvinly5415
      @calvinly5415 5 років тому +84

      Garrett Thompson r/youareaddictedtoreddit

    • @PvblivsAelivs
      @PvblivsAelivs 4 роки тому +12

      I still prefer the joke in its original form -- in a comical strip with animals talking about "snoo."

    • @davidscann
      @davidscann 4 роки тому +24

      @@PvblivsAelivs i wont fall for this one... I wont fall for this one.. i wont...
      What's snoo?

  • @stugreen721
    @stugreen721 4 роки тому +138

    2:19
    > [Insert that really long Welsh town name]
    > [Then insert the even longer New Zealand town name]

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 4 роки тому +12

      >[Insert synthetic words]

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 3 роки тому +8

      >then they combine into one super word

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 3 роки тому +16

      You mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

    • @aronasmundurjonasson3175
      @aronasmundurjonasson3175 3 роки тому +6

      > [Then insert every single Icelandic town name]

    • @Puffman728
      @Puffman728 3 роки тому +7

      You mean Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu?
      Also its a hill, not a town

  • @OMarcelo12
    @OMarcelo12 2 роки тому

    This video really comes up at my mind when i play scrabble

  • @lily-xj4ee
    @lily-xj4ee 2 роки тому +1

    insane vid, watched it a 1000 times

  • @haalloondricka
    @haalloondricka 5 років тому +149

    The Swedish language allows you to put words together (for example, dinner table is called "matbord", mat=food, bord=table); creating lovely words such as: nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 4 роки тому +23

      The same in Danish, German, Norwegian, Finnish and so many other languages.
      Konfirmationsforberedelseslokaleudlejningsfirmakantinerabatordningudvalgsformandsunderskrift
      :D

    • @MoonLmao
      @MoonLmao Рік тому +34

      If anyone's wondering what that says, I decided to be the guy to put it through google translate.
      Northwest Coast Artillery Air Reconnaissance Simulator Facility Equipment Maintenance Follow-up System Discussion Post Preparatory Work

    • @knutolavbjrgaas1069
      @knutolavbjrgaas1069 Рік тому +14

      Ironically, sweden doesnt really have a northwestern coast 💁‍♂️

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin Рік тому +12

      ​@@knutolavbjrgaas1069Neither does O'ahu, Hawai'i, yet locals all call it the North Shore. More pithy than "North-Northwest Extra-Thicc Peninsula Plus Surrounding Shorelines."

    • @anniebe4992
      @anniebe4992 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@henrikhyrup3995I agree we do that a lot in German

  • @isaacg.1185
    @isaacg.1185 7 років тому +368

    Turkish: "Çıkamazsınız"
    Translation: "You guys can't go out(side)."

    • @gwenynorisu6883
      @gwenynorisu6883 6 років тому +53

      ohhhnoyadont, in English

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 6 років тому +30

      Isaac G. *y'all'n't

    • @Iherum
      @Iherum 5 років тому +9

      Japanese: 食べさせられなかった (tabe-sase-rare-na-katta) - "I haven't been made to eat" (can mean either "haven't been allowed to" or "haven't been forced to").

    • @feoranis26
      @feoranis26 5 років тому

      Isaac G. It has a lot of other meanings too

    • @rx1589
      @rx1589 5 років тому +1

      Korean: "세웠던가요?"
      Translation: "Had one built it up when you saw it?"

  • @drenz1523
    @drenz1523 3 роки тому +3

    0:38 Sounds of lost tribes in the forest be like

  • @tania_kladko
    @tania_kladko 2 роки тому

    I love that this is on my recommended

  • @pepbobmc
    @pepbobmc 7 років тому +439

    Esperanto: komencopaleontologiokonservatoriaĉestriĝontajn
    English: about to begin to become the leader of a contemptible palaeontology conservatory

    • @jana31415
      @jana31415 4 роки тому +50

      German:
      Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
      (Its a real word, and in the dictionary)
      English:
      Beef Labeling Supervision Transfers Law

    • @SoraAkiraMusic
      @SoraAkiraMusic 4 роки тому +14

      The *leaders; "-ajn" ends a PLURAL adjective.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +26

      "lågtryckskvicksilverångurladdningsanordning" was used in a patent for a fluorescent lamp.
      "nordostersjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningsmaterielunderhallsuppfoljningssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten" is often repeated as being a long word too, but no source is given for where it has been used.
      Swedish, like German and other Germanic languages, as well as other language families; can in theory construct infinite long and meaningless words.

    • @OzoneTheLynx
      @OzoneTheLynx 4 роки тому +9

      @@jana31415 *Rindfleischetikettierungsaufgabenübertragungsüberwachungsgesetz . You got the "übertragungs" at the wrong place 😉

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 4 роки тому +3

      That sounds like lemony snicket

  • @annem4655
    @annem4655 3 роки тому +172

    Random fact: In Chinese, there are no significant spacing between words (punctuation doesn't count). For instance, "在中文里,词语之间并没有明显的间隔". For a fluent speaker, it is very obvious to tell which combinations of characters are words regardless the length. It doesn't comply with the rule of saying "word is a combination of letters surrounded by blank space". Hence we calculate the amount of characters in word documents.

    • @shambhav9534
      @shambhav9534 3 роки тому +2

      I'd say Chinese characters are words in themselves.

    • @EriniusT
      @EriniusT Рік тому +26

      @@shambhav9534 They all are morphemes in themselves but arguably not words

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 Рік тому +10

      @@EriniusT Characters I would argue are not morphemes for two reasons. Take the character 语 can be divided into 讠,五 and 口. All of which can convey meaning either on the meaning of the word or the pronunciation. 语 means language, and that is partially signified by the radical 讠which inidcates the character has to do with speech. 五 helps with pronunciation as 五 is pronounced wu3 and 语 is pronounced yu3. Every character is a word, but may not always be acing as one. 中 is a word meaning center (among other things), but 中文 means chinese. It's all somewhat complicated.

    • @zhiracs
      @zhiracs Рік тому +4

      Korean has this sort of thing going on as well. As a matter of fact, there's different spacing rules in both the North and the South.
      from Wikipedia: "In the South, the rules of spacing are not very clear-cut, but in the North, these are very precise. In general, compared to the North, the writing in the South tends to include more spacing. One likely explanation is that the North remains closer to the Sinitic orthographical heritage, where spacing is less of an issue than with a syllabary or alphabet such as Hangul."

  • @callumlai7772
    @callumlai7772 2 роки тому

    This video has been in my recommended for like a month

  • @Narmatonia
    @Narmatonia 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the subtitles end with a smiley face emoji

  • @torinlike
    @torinlike 4 роки тому +476

    In russian "Э, а я? Я и в а и в б." is two sentences, consisting of letters/words

    • @eldarbirulin9128
      @eldarbirulin9128 4 роки тому +48

      Even funnier if you're Russian

    • @connorconnor2421
      @connorconnor2421 3 роки тому +3

      smth, a ya

    • @haydenbye
      @haydenbye 3 роки тому +55

      Google translate says "Eh, and me? I and in a and b." Would someone care to do a better job translating?

    • @davidvelasco4423
      @davidvelasco4423 3 роки тому +14

      "E, a ja? Ja i v a i v b."

    • @janemesh1701
      @janemesh1701 3 роки тому +103

      @@haydenbye i can roughly translate it as "hey, what about me? I'm both in A) and in B)"

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 роки тому +43

    "If you accept the definition that a word is a few letters surrounded by a gap, then "xnopyt",
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @kutsen39
    @kutsen39 2 роки тому +1

    Love the shout-out of "umunugotuthusto"

  • @spencerwarren8302
    @spencerwarren8302 Рік тому +3

    Emoticons don't count as a word because a word is a stand in for something spoken. An emoticon of any kind is usually a stand in for a facial expression or a feeling, which is a part of body language rather than spoken language.

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 3 роки тому +58

    Count smileys as their own thing, so the result is like this:
    Words: 152
    Smileys: 15
    Total symbols: 167

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 9 років тому +90

    Tom is so underrated on UA-cam. Really interesting videos and even if you don't watch his main series' there's loads of little funny bits here and there.
    Keep it up, Tom! :D

    • @smokingspitfire1197
      @smokingspitfire1197 5 років тому +3

      1.4 million subscribers and flew with the Red Arrows. Not underated anymore i think!

    • @arminhaberl9242
      @arminhaberl9242 2 роки тому +3

      4.78 million subscribers - probably approaching overrated. How life changes :D

    • @DanTheStripe
      @DanTheStripe 4 місяці тому

      So glad he found the success he deserved!

  • @lennonmclean
    @lennonmclean 2 роки тому +1

    If I end a written version of this with a smiley face, would that count as a word?
    *quickly checks subtitles*

  • @SingABrightSong
    @SingABrightSong Рік тому +1

    Emoji, kaomoji, and other emoticons are punctuation. Or rather, they /can be used as/ punctuation. They serve to communicate the tone of a sentence, and are often used in lieu of "regular" punctuation such as the ellipsis or interrobang(which are themselves, notably, also compound glyphs), terminating a sentence and indicating the beginning of the next. Just the other day I was actually thinking about how the tilde has entered use as a sort of punctuation that signifies a "playful enthusiasm", and how punctuation in general seems to be largely overlooked by semiotic research.

  • @theJellyjoker
    @theJellyjoker 9 років тому +74

    I'm reminded of an old Jeff Foxworthy comedy routine.
    Man 1: Jeet yet?
    Man 2: naw
    Man 1: yunt to?
    Man 2: aite

    • @110110010
      @110110010 9 років тому

      Jeffery Liggett took me a while. Brilliant!

    • @Yizak
      @Yizak 9 років тому +3

      Jeffery Liggett So I'm guessing that's:
      Have you eaten yet? No. Are you going to? All right.

    • @theJellyjoker
      @theJellyjoker 9 років тому +28

      Yikak4
      close
      Man 1: Did you eat yet?
      Man 2: No
      Man 1: Do you want to?
      Man 2: Alright

    • @stephenhorton
      @stephenhorton 9 років тому +7

      Jeffery Liggett haha, took me a little while to get that. I always say "jonna" for "do you want to". I also say "sha" as in "sha-yeet now olay-e?" (Shall I eat now or later?). It's strange seeing the language you speak all the time written down how you say it - makes it seem more like a cryptic message, or a foreign language, when it's actually closer to what you say than the actual written words, haha.

    • @SergeofBIBEK
      @SergeofBIBEK 9 років тому +9

      Jeffery Liggett I'm from the good ole south. So I got this immediately. Though it's less funny when it seems normal to you.

  • @heidisamuels7201
    @heidisamuels7201 3 роки тому

    Tom is amazing

  • @glerbus9561
    @glerbus9561 3 роки тому

    The thing in the captions is a smiley face.

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 років тому +113

    Bamboozled.

  • @awesomness6775
    @awesomness6775 4 роки тому +61

    I love that you actually did add an emoji at the end of the subtitles.

  • @HeartzBreaker07
    @HeartzBreaker07 3 роки тому

    Words that I didn't needed to know, yet I can-not (can't) stop listening.

  • @harrygao7632
    @harrygao7632 2 роки тому

    0:39
    Tom... are... are you okay? *Cautiously approaches*

  • @AJGoff110
    @AJGoff110 8 років тому +474

    0:52 Hey Tom, I still pwn n00bs on the daily!