1,204,986 Votes Decided: What Is The Best Thing?

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  4 роки тому +32433

    Thanks to all the people who voted! The results were definitely not what I'd have predicted.

    • @xMurdererr
      @xMurdererr 4 роки тому +184

      _6 hours ago_

    • @MonkeNoel
      @MonkeNoel 4 роки тому +11

      Hi

    • @toby2031
      @toby2031 4 роки тому +10

      Hi tom!

    • @ploxxy
      @ploxxy 4 роки тому +4

      Eeee

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 4 роки тому +98

      Comment: *_Not a week ago_*
      Channel: *_Tom Scott_*
      Me: *_Wait. That's Illegal_*
      Hotel: *_Trivago_*

  • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 роки тому +21855

    I got "Guillotine" vs "Monarch" when I tried the poll. Real France moment

    • @Zogerpogger
      @Zogerpogger 4 роки тому +1078

      The Committee of Public Safety hopes you made the right choice, Citizen Jan'ari-asha...

    • @Hazel-dx2oz
      @Hazel-dx2oz 4 роки тому +765

      @@Zogerpogger which of course is the guillotine

    • @gabegabe.b
      @gabegabe.b 4 роки тому +163

      *the origami king wave battle music intensifies*

    • @aeonian_harshul
      @aeonian_harshul 4 роки тому +24

      Nice

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 4 роки тому +21

      You win

  • @oriontherealironman
    @oriontherealironman 4 роки тому +5209

    Space 80% - Time 80%
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @a_random_m
      @a_random_m 4 роки тому +87

      Well, as Albert Einstein once said, space and time *are* the same thing

    • @killakillua1
      @killakillua1 4 роки тому +29

      r/expectedthanos

    • @hirotanaka
      @hirotanaka 4 роки тому +13

      I wonder if there were any space vs time match ups...

    • @cguy8998
      @cguy8998 4 роки тому +4

      Guys that math doesn’t add up

    • @Andre-gn4sj
      @Andre-gn4sj 4 роки тому +5

      @@hirotanaka
      space vs time
      ctrl + alt + delete... balance must be maintained.

  • @odw32
    @odw32 4 роки тому +10337

    "I'm a privacy advocate!"
    "I'll give you a slice of pizza in exchange for your email password."
    "Deal!"

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 роки тому +425

      My password is 8 characters long, so I demand 8 slices ...

    • @iskamag
      @iskamag 4 роки тому +167

      Hagen von Eitzen people with long passwords will never have to starve again

    • @VintageToiletsRock
      @VintageToiletsRock 4 роки тому +84

      If I offer a new mattress instead, there's no way they'll turn me down!

    • @lkszflrk
      @lkszflrk 4 роки тому +53

      @@HagenvonEitzen my password is 26 characters long, I demand 26 slices of pizza

    • @jeffwillsea6757
      @jeffwillsea6757 4 роки тому +6

      @@HagenvonEitzen one pizza coming up!!

  • @sefyravelvetpaw8166
    @sefyravelvetpaw8166 2 роки тому +2913

    I LOVE that Space and Time got the exact same number of votes. That's poetic.

    • @CyreneDuVent
      @CyreneDuVent 8 місяців тому +46

      That, and that they were in 42nd place - the answer to life, the universe and everything, containing all those things

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama 8 місяців тому +56

      @@CyreneDuVent dude didn't he say 36th place? 8:41

    • @lewis7909
      @lewis7909 2 місяці тому +1

      NERD

    • @massive.nerd.potential
      @massive.nerd.potential Місяць тому +7

      @@lewis7909 I think everyone here is.

    • @Z01Xy
      @Z01Xy Місяць тому +2

      I mean they literally are a continuum

  • @froggydraws_24
    @froggydraws_24 3 роки тому +38492

    pizza. flowers. bisexuality. wind turbines. long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. then everything changed when tom scott attacked

    • @iexinoir8322
      @iexinoir8322 3 роки тому +1959

      bold of you to assume tom scott isn't the avatar himself

    • @infinitytower8957
      @infinitytower8957 3 роки тому +261

      @@VeryTastySoup87 Why?

    • @cevergreen3436
      @cevergreen3436 3 роки тому +707

      @@VeryTastySoup87 I hate homophobes

    • @lemonpeaches8314
      @lemonpeaches8314 3 роки тому +74

      @@VeryTastySoup87 ok

    • @TheMuddySea
      @TheMuddySea 3 роки тому +488

      No one has seen a wind turbine in 100 years. We thought they were extinct.

  • @extradelux8088
    @extradelux8088 4 роки тому +26815

    I like how some people might have seen air vs. pizza and been like, oof that's a toughie.

    • @miguelgiffoni6132
      @miguelgiffoni6132 4 роки тому +249

      Lmaooo

    • @EinManU
      @EinManU 4 роки тому +1973

      "do i want to die in a few seconds but enjoy this pizza, or do i wanna live?"
      decisions, decisions..

    • @Bullshit_Media
      @Bullshit_Media 4 роки тому +280

      No, that question has a clear winner

    • @5yearslateranimated712
      @5yearslateranimated712 4 роки тому +747

      @@Bullshit_Media yea pizza

    • @lewishendo9328
      @lewishendo9328 4 роки тому +37

      Pizza is horrible anyway

  • @actualhyena
    @actualhyena 4 роки тому +13501

    Wait did I just get tricked into watching a Top 10 video?

  • @katienelson3039
    @katienelson3039 2 роки тому +10048

    hearing things like orgasms being number 69, sleeping being the best, and tom's hold on the bi community make me love the internet

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Рік тому +111

      There is no community. That's like saying there's an alcoholic community

    • @ShrekPNG
      @ShrekPNG Рік тому +974

      @@puppergump4117 Do you know what a community is?

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Рік тому +161

      @@ShrekPNG Any group of people that live and work together. It severely pisses me off that people try to describe some aspect of an individual, like their race or preferences, as a "community", as if they're all the same.
      If you don't treat someone as an individual rather than a characteristic, you do not value them, and instead you further all aspects of segregation and the trouble that comes with it.

    • @burrdid
      @burrdid Рік тому +484

      @@puppergump4117 is the internet a community

    • @ShrekPNG
      @ShrekPNG Рік тому +428

      @@puppergump4117 if you don't want to be a part of a community, you don't have to, it doesn't change who you are

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +2527

    "THIS IS A METAPHOR" and "I closed the poll before anyone wrote code to try and break it" really tell you all you need to know about how many times Tom has been around the block.

    • @Behumoury
      @Behumoury 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @simonmercier6733
      @simonmercier6733 4 роки тому +134

      He's so self-aware and protects or explains his choices all the time. I really like this kind of rigour.

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 роки тому +29

      @@simonmercier6733 I haven't heard him explain the red shirt thing though

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @temseti0
      @temseti0 4 роки тому +5

      @@KevinShinwoo its in a video... i think a park bench video... but i'm not certain.

  • @scottcarothers837
    @scottcarothers837 4 роки тому +21303

    y'all like "tom scott calling out the sleep-deprived bisexual nerds" forgetting that you guys voted for this. you called yourself out.

    • @jamesgaming7198
      @jamesgaming7198 3 роки тому +1477

      well i didn't vote for it so as a bisexual sleep-deprived nerd i AM getting called out

    • @uniqueaxolotl497
      @uniqueaxolotl497 3 роки тому +94

      @@jamesgaming7198 Same

    • @glidee
      @glidee 3 роки тому +240

      what if i am a bisexual sleep deprived nerd

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 3 роки тому +75

      Hey is your profile picture a pie chart of a pyramid

    • @cereal_chick2515
      @cereal_chick2515 3 роки тому +135

      Sleep-deprived bisexual nerds represent!

  • @thisflyingpotato4227
    @thisflyingpotato4227 4 роки тому +1847

    "And the best thing is... sleep"
    *checks time : 3:19am*
    100% agree, just one more video

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 роки тому +10

      Have you made it yet, bröther?

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 роки тому +3

      @@thekingoffailure9967 I never did :(

    • @xtosu9643
      @xtosu9643 4 роки тому +5

      omg i just read this message at 3:19am..

    • @derdimi927
      @derdimi927 4 роки тому

      TheKingOfFailure always have been

    • @0ia
      @0ia 4 роки тому +2

      Sleep is terrible, we waste a third of our lives doing it. I wish that we weren't dependant on it.

  • @sheltongolden4394
    @sheltongolden4394 2 роки тому +3770

    It's interesting that the only physical object that makes it on the top ten list is pizza.
    Government: "You can have pizza *or* privacy, not both. Which do you choose?"
    Citizen: "Hrmmm..."
    *thinks for a while*
    Citizen: "I'll take the pizza."

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 2 роки тому +40

      Take my like and leave me alone.

    • @toomanybrews7123
      @toomanybrews7123 2 роки тому +203

      "Those who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary pizza, deserve neither liberty nor pizza."
      - Benjamin Franklin

    • @LangyMD
      @LangyMD 2 роки тому +74

      @@toomanybrews7123 Ah, but what if it's a choice between privacy and *ever having pizza again*?

    • @tamaramorrison9220
      @tamaramorrison9220 Рік тому +14

      pizza et circenses

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 Рік тому +5

      Bread and circuses

  • @Jesse-cw5pv
    @Jesse-cw5pv 4 роки тому +30456

    "The brain is the best part of the body." -the brain

    • @BryTee
      @BryTee 4 роки тому +398

      I'm surprised it wasn't another part of the body was voted the best part of the body!

    • @thatboredinternetwanderer140
      @thatboredinternetwanderer140 4 роки тому +1164

    • @twitertaker
      @twitertaker 4 роки тому +237

      @@BryTee I guess the other part of the body you thought of has 2 "variants" and therefore split their votes.

    • @safetymeasures167
      @safetymeasures167 4 роки тому +95

      I do like the spleen, though.

    • @niklasschmidt3610
      @niklasschmidt3610 4 роки тому +60

      I think this "body part" may (for some) fall under the category "brain"

  • @the1amariiii
    @the1amariiii 3 роки тому +8871

    “Something I didn’t expect to be so high, gravity.” I see what you did there

    • @Periii_
      @Periii_ 3 роки тому +290

      i guess people quickly “gravitated” to it

    • @bentrally
      @bentrally 3 роки тому +59

      @@Periii_ Da Dum Pshhhhh

    • @maxinesenior596
      @maxinesenior596 3 роки тому +40

      @@Periii_ "Do you believe in 'Gravity'? That there's a reason two people meet?"

    • @hwgoblin
      @hwgoblin 3 роки тому +9

      @@Periii_ *ba dum tsss*

    • @EnoEso
      @EnoEso 2 роки тому +7

      @@maxinesenior596 i can’t escape it

  • @beanie9144
    @beanie9144 4 роки тому +14068

    Nobody is talking about how orgasm is in 69th place and space and time has the exact same amount of EVERYTHING

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 3 роки тому +1397

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @gillohner8179
      @gillohner8179 3 роки тому +769

      Nerds at work.

    • @ghifari77
      @ghifari77 3 роки тому +614

      Einstein was right, space and time was the same thing afterall.

    • @rodivoy
      @rodivoy 3 роки тому +194

      YESSS, I FOUND THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR 42 YEARS

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 3 роки тому +69

      I’d like this, but it has 669 likes and I can’t mess that up

  • @iamyourfan9729
    @iamyourfan9729 2 роки тому +626

    I like the way you phrased your conclusion. "This statistic reveals something about the group of people who watch your video". Thats true. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 2 роки тому +52

      That's Tom Scott for you. He makes every attempt to be aggressively accurate. Makes every attempt to tell his audience exactly what the data says, not just what would be easy or convenient to pretend it says.

  • @isleofdead1337
    @isleofdead1337 4 роки тому +44493

    “The best part of the body... the brain”
    The brain voting for itself is very wholesome

    • @skyking0356
      @skyking0356 4 роки тому +2605

      basically the Obama giving himself a medal meme

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 4 роки тому +1438

      Also, electricity voting for electricity. Maybe no human even took the poll at all.

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 4 роки тому +299

      Biased much?

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 4 роки тому +151

      But also entirely self-serving.

    • @TunaNSweetcorn
      @TunaNSweetcorn 4 роки тому +396

      The only organ to name itself

  • @friedrice4015
    @friedrice4015 4 роки тому +28957

    Conclusions about the viewers:
    -nerds
    -tired
    -bisexual
    -eats like a child
    -really hates lyme disease
    -needs a hug

    • @teethsticker3810
      @teethsticker3810 4 роки тому +619

      👍👍

    • @guts_9389
      @guts_9389 4 роки тому +1930

      yep, sounds about right, now can you be quiet, I'm trying to get to sleep.

    • @witherblaze
      @witherblaze 4 роки тому +275

      When you live in a place with alot of deer and ticks, you tend to hate lyme disease.

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 4 роки тому +531

      all a little gay inside

    • @nightowlanna1069
      @nightowlanna1069 4 роки тому +87

      Very accurate

  • @willum223
    @willum223 4 роки тому +1986

    "There are a lot of things in the universe"
    [citation needed]

    • @alexandertheok9610
      @alexandertheok9610 4 роки тому +73

      Because it is really big
      [citation needed]

    • @bhavinpatel9630
      @bhavinpatel9630 4 роки тому +18

      *sigh*, I miss that show...

    • @ailaG
      @ailaG 4 роки тому +7

      Yes, they are in the universe too.

    • @meorung05
      @meorung05 4 роки тому +7

      [citation needed]

    • @verdiss7487
      @verdiss7487 4 роки тому +4

      There's actually just one electron

  • @darkforge15
    @darkforge15 2 роки тому +498

    Someone needs to do this with a larger group of people, and I want to be part of it this time.

  • @PastelPiku
    @PastelPiku 3 роки тому +15748

    "Given the expected audience, it's no surprise that the #1 thing is..."
    "It's internet."
    "...sleep."
    "I need to get off the internet."

    • @ukiarcticfox
      @ukiarcticfox 3 роки тому +560

      sleep is highly valued when you spend all of your time skipping it by being on the internet

    • @michaelangelosaluta5803
      @michaelangelosaluta5803 3 роки тому +76

      i said internet as well bcs like,,, without the internet this poll wouldn't have existed

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +30

      tw// mildly suggestive topics
      Friendly reminder, if it is at all possible in your current living space or when you have the time, energy, power, and other means to change it around so this is doable, that not having any computers/electronics in your bedroom, period, apparently helps a lot with making it a "sleep/love/masturbating" exclusive area, with nothing else to interrupt or disturb its explicit intended use. I also suppose you can try using computers/electronics for sexual matters in...another room just for...that activity, if you even have such a fancy and specific room, I sure don't, or use other places in the house when no one's around or others are asleep/out of sight enough, private places if possible to have/find them, even, and discreetly finish in and on your clothes, which can hopefully be washed later. Speaking from personal experience, the "no electronics in the bedroom" rule hasn't helped a whole lot, yet, as my sleep schedule is chaotic, nocturnal, and frustratingly difficult to control/direct, plus finding non-digital alarm clocks might be a hassle, I imagine, or may make you seem/look old/outdated, but I'm glad to at least be building one new positive habit recently that can serve me well, especially in the future if and when my sleep gets back to a healthy state. Even now, it's nice to have no, like, phone calls, conversations, virtual appointments...anything in there, though the last one may especially be hard for me someday soon to find a quiet, private room in the house for that.
      partial tl:dr
      It gives the bedroom a more "sacred space" vibe, if you can believe that, to leave electronics and computers out, if and when possible. That was a really long paragraph, huh? 😒

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 3 роки тому +20

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ no

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 3 роки тому +23

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ we need to get you back to bed grandma

  • @AKHalex
    @AKHalex 4 роки тому +2972

    I can just imagine some of these matchups:
    "Snakes vs Yellow"
    Uh...
    "Melanoma vs lyme disease"
    UUUHH

    • @Judiomon
      @Judiomon 4 роки тому +102

      Definitely yellow

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 4 роки тому +70

      Snakes

    • @steven44799
      @steven44799 4 роки тому +184

      One of the match ups I got when doing it was sex toy vs herpes. Another more in line with your comment was Crohn's disease vs ionizing radiation.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +40

      @@steven44799 Well, what did you choose?

    • @msclrhd
      @msclrhd 4 роки тому +17

      snakes vs planes

  • @RightySnipeZ
    @RightySnipeZ 3 роки тому +5421

    "I don't need sleep i need answers"
    1. Sleep
    I don't need sleep i need sleep.
    Damn you recursion

  • @taincorless
    @taincorless 2 роки тому +158

    You should repeat this every 5 years and note any trends and changes over time. It'd be really cool to see what changes and what stays the same over time

  • @mr.winter538
    @mr.winter538 3 роки тому +7136

    I like how we science nerds so firmly insist that space and time are one thing that we even put them in the same place.

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 3 роки тому +574

      I like to imagine there was one guy who got the options "Space" vs "Time" and could have decided it once and for all, but elected to just immediately turn off his phone instead. Maybe Stephen Hawking?

    • @niamarwaha4060
      @niamarwaha4060 2 роки тому +21

      @@stephenderry9488 hes dead

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 2 роки тому +283

      @@niamarwaha4060 pffft linear thinkers

    • @perelpeck5387
      @perelpeck5387 2 роки тому +20

      Arceus Legends tldr

    • @PFfourtynine
      @PFfourtynine 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@niamarwaha4060 alive elsewhere?

  • @MephieStopheles
    @MephieStopheles 4 роки тому +1651

    “I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
    --Emo Phillips

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 4 роки тому +18

      What does this mean? "I like my spleen the most, it whispers sweet nothings about it being the best part in my body before I go to bed"

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 4 роки тому +8

      Well it’s the only organ that can tell you that

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 4 роки тому +6

      @@Mikey-zk5wc wait how does your spleen speak

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 4 роки тому +12

      fattipotato 79 wait your’s doesn’t?

    • @cabosneaker
      @cabosneaker 4 роки тому +1

      @@Fattipotato79 what do you mean how does your spleen speak?

  • @rag.animations
    @rag.animations 4 роки тому +5622

    "The best thing is... sleep."
    Me watching this at 2 AM: "agreed."

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +77

      Me watching this at 4am: 'drools, mumbles incoherently in agreement'

    • @shinyjirachi8740
      @shinyjirachi8740 4 роки тому +14

      me, but 3:41am

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 4 роки тому +14

      the real question is are you bisexual

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +5

      @@paper2222 Why is that the real question? Surely there are more important ones?

    • @noxinapit
      @noxinapit 4 роки тому +2

      Oh hello, are you me in an alternate universe?

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Рік тому +178

    it's been 2 years but every time I think of "dog go fishing" I laugh incredibly hard, what a thing to happen

  • @ori6990
    @ori6990 4 роки тому +5058

    'The best thing is: sleep."
    Me watching this at 6 am: Interesting.

    • @ammieshaw2238
      @ammieshaw2238 4 роки тому +36

      Same, but 2.15 am w school today and I have to get up in four hours asfhgjskh

    • @akilae_7130
      @akilae_7130 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao this is literally me right now

    • @kaelyntai7433
      @kaelyntai7433 4 роки тому +5

      your pp is quite representative of your comment

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond 4 роки тому +7

      Me watching this at 1:30 p.m., about 22 hours after waking up because this is how I live:
      I'm inclined to agree... =_=

    • @Jkdabomb10A
      @Jkdabomb10A 4 роки тому +9

      I’m literally watching this now at 30 hours without sleep.

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 3 роки тому +9485

    “the bottom of the list is a bunch of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts. and one of the twilight movies”
    as someone who likes twilight, fair enough

    • @CyreneDuVent
      @CyreneDuVent 3 роки тому +171

      I hate-watched the twilight movies in the middle of the night (I quite liked the books at the time but had very low expectations for the movies) so I remember none of it - which one would that be do you think?

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 3 роки тому +130

      You can enjoy terrible things. I enjoy Jesus Christ : Vampire Hunter, so I can't judge anyone for movie tastes.

    • @yoriex3577
      @yoriex3577 3 роки тому +5

      which one was it? :D I don't remember the movies, I think 4-1 could be the worst

    • @punk7246
      @punk7246 3 роки тому +12

      @@vxicepickxv Hahah, you must be kidding, aren't you?

    • @anderkid1090
      @anderkid1090 3 роки тому +54

      I’m going out on a wing and saying it’s New Moon. While the other movies were honestly kind of terrible, New Moon is straight up boring

  • @nerdwithahintoflemon6964
    @nerdwithahintoflemon6964 4 роки тому +6082

    “Orgasm was rated #69”
    Everything about this poll is amazing.

  • @ClubPenguinMaster88
    @ClubPenguinMaster88 Рік тому +61

    I would love to see the list of items that got in "circles". That when matched against each other, they form a circle of victory/defeat; i.e., rock paper scissors.

  • @AaronDanarajF
    @AaronDanarajF 4 роки тому +3229

    "English speaking extremely online nerds"
    Tom, I did not come here to get attacked.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m please stop

    • @happyguy6021
      @happyguy6021 4 роки тому +2

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 роки тому +16

      If you interpret that as an attack, then that says more about you than it does about him.

    • @philip_cheesesteak
      @philip_cheesesteak 4 роки тому +11

      I have never felt more seen.

    • @AaronDanarajF
      @AaronDanarajF 4 роки тому +36

      @@theuncalledfor Dude, I was joking xD

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 роки тому +2267

    "There are a lot of things in the universe."
    I'm gonna need you to cite your sources on that one, Tom.

    • @VerbalLearning
      @VerbalLearning 4 роки тому +86

      Source: The universe

    • @frozennbutter6425
      @frozennbutter6425 4 роки тому +43

      You should know this because half of the things in the universe live with you. You may know those things as “mother”

    • @WolfCage123
      @WolfCage123 4 роки тому +46

      @@frozennbutter6425 I feel betrayed. Your starting line promised so much to me, someone who has absolutely no concept of the universe and somehow thinks someone could live with half, someone making a twisted metaphor that was to be beautifully laid out in the proceeding sentence, perhaps some great scientist here to present a lighthearted albeit not pure science but complex theory that explains the mysterious allure you piqued. Imagine my surprise to read the words that followed, sometimes in life you're better not knowing the truth, its so much worse than our imagination.

    • @Moojingles_
      @Moojingles_ 4 роки тому +11

      @@WolfCage123 what

    • @frozennbutter6425
      @frozennbutter6425 4 роки тому +35

      Uncle my apologies, fellow intellectual. Although the size universe is incomprehensible To the human mind(much like your female parental figure) it would be amazing if One could somehow understand or grasp the wideness of the universe. I am sorry that I cannot express my knowledge in a paragraph as big as yours and certainly not as big as your mom.

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 4 роки тому +6605

    "Orgasm" getting ranked 69 is pure fate in action.

    • @kearygallagher
      @kearygallagher 4 роки тому +366

      An event foretold in the elder scrolls

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 роки тому +127

      nice

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 роки тому +80

      It was voted exactly to be in that spot, not fate but action by men

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 4 роки тому +193

      @@duckmeat4674 its a blind study, so no one knows what exactly ranked where.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 роки тому +22

      Fate works in a weird way

  • @CrayonGlutton
    @CrayonGlutton Рік тому +15

    I have restrictions set on my UA-cam so I can try to fall asleep at a decent hour and well watching this. You reveal the number one item on the list and the reminder to go to sleep pops up on the screen and pause it.

  • @birubu
    @birubu 4 роки тому +7629

    I’d like to imagine everyone’s collective internet hive mind subconsciously balanced the win and losses for “orgasm” to be 69th place

  • @Laura-em2nq
    @Laura-em2nq 4 роки тому +3231

    Alternative title: Tom throwing shade on his audience for 11 minutes

    • @NoobManPC
      @NoobManPC 4 роки тому +13

      underrated but true

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 4 роки тому +13

      All our own faults for having shade toward yourselves available to have been thrown

    • @new_ale
      @new_ale 4 роки тому +5

      Luckily I'm not the audience he's referring to, everyone else is.

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 4 роки тому +4

      @@new_ale No true Tom Scottsman

    • @dongster529
      @dongster529 4 роки тому +5

      Alternative title: Tom reveals the weird inherent bias of active twitter users, and how social programming makes us deny what is natural to us.
      I am very sure the numbers will skewer differently in different forms of media.

  • @RoccoWocco
    @RoccoWocco 4 роки тому +1607

    ah yes sleep. That thing everyone says they love, while at the same time doing absolutely nothing to actually get enough of it.

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +49

    5:46 The fact that Twilight is at the bottom made me laugh audibly.

    • @b-cket
      @b-cket Місяць тому

      you do typically audibly laugh, yes

  • @negativeiqpoints396
    @negativeiqpoints396 3 роки тому +4139

    "haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite?"
    -the brain

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 роки тому +38

      Nah there just following there heart
      -the heart
      -the soul
      -the brain

    • @kawaiipotato2505
      @kawaiipotato2505 3 роки тому +122

      @@AZlaurapalmer “haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite? the brain -the brain” -the brain

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 3 роки тому +81

      @@kawaiipotato2505 "haha the brain called itself the best organ brains are so biased amirite?' -the brain -the brain -the brain" -the brain

    • @Dog-op4mk
      @Dog-op4mk 3 роки тому +34

      -the brain
      -the brain

    • @imnolongerasking5933
      @imnolongerasking5933 3 роки тому +4

      @@TinNguyen-rl2xr -the pe

  • @adhbkdeadman
    @adhbkdeadman 4 роки тому +2317

    "English speaking extremely online nerds"
    Never before have I been more offended by something I 100% agree with

    • @Metaporphsycosis
      @Metaporphsycosis 4 роки тому +16

      James acaster?

    • @liger-9990
      @liger-9990 4 роки тому +14

      English speaking extreamly online nerds who like James Acaster apparently.

    • @Natedagreat0101
      @Natedagreat0101 4 роки тому +6

      @@Metaporphsycosis you'll never get his attention yelling his name. Yell your own name!

    • @mohaa556
      @mohaa556 4 роки тому +3

      Not even english and still felt personal XD

    • @ItsSansom
      @ItsSansom 4 роки тому +3

      I feel personally attacked to be honest

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 3 роки тому +4529

    Imagine if he’d used the full database, and the best thing turned out to be “No label defined”

    • @natey9190
      @natey9190 3 роки тому +221

      Or some random location

    • @luuuuzzz
      @luuuuzzz 3 роки тому +123

      randomly: pillow

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 2 роки тому +33

      @@luuuuzzz That's not that random!

    • @luuuuzzz
      @luuuuzzz 2 роки тому +12

      @@minimalgrammar1276 depends very much on your point of view buddy

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 2 роки тому +26

      @@luuuuzzz I-- What?

  • @tecrazycat5516
    @tecrazycat5516 2 роки тому +21

    Love that my thirst thought of the best thing was indeed sleep and yet I don't get enough of it

  • @tincoeani9529
    @tincoeani9529 4 роки тому +974

    *4. Gravity*
    Newton : They called me a madman...

  • @HamLiker
    @HamLiker 4 роки тому +3841

    Ah yes, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: pizza, flower, bisexual, and windmill

    • @SuchanOriginal
      @SuchanOriginal 4 роки тому +16

      Walter Clements more like turbine

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 4 роки тому +40

      bro that's a wind turbine, but ur close

    • @athen1928
      @athen1928 4 роки тому +157

      all anyone that watches tom scott knows is pizza, flower, bisexual and windmill

    • @TreeBeardNero
      @TreeBeardNero 4 роки тому +2

      Windmill

    • @ow_
      @ow_ 4 роки тому +41

      @Khaffit no, take your politics and go back to your hobbit hole

  • @thomster97
    @thomster97 3 роки тому +13414

    It would be fascinating to see a bunch of creators from all different communities run the same poll to see how different sections of the internet compared to one another. Both the differences and similarities would be fun to speculate about.

    • @e2220
      @e2220 3 роки тому +264

      Even better idea; seperate by countries. I'd love to see china

    • @baremangus3576
      @baremangus3576 3 роки тому +503

      @@e2220 and at number one is,
      Xi Jinping, what a suprise

    • @Lepi69
      @Lepi69 3 роки тому +220

      @@baremangus3576 😂😂 +20 social credits

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 3 роки тому +42

      Apparently none of these people have eaten a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos while getting some neck.

    • @RohitDwivedula
      @RohitDwivedula 3 роки тому +118

      What would be more fascinating would be for Tom to have created two separate independent rankings - A and B. When a new user shows up on the website, randomly allocate them to either A or B. Then, at the end of the voting period, compare Poll A and Poll B's top 10 - that'd tell us if all of these were random, or of there's some trend to it.

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 Рік тому +7

    Tom Scott's videos are so well-written and well-researched. Thanks a lot!

  • @Money4Nothing
    @Money4Nothing 4 роки тому +4692

    As an electrical engineer, I can confirm that electricity is better than air.

    • @Olsulor11
      @Olsulor11 4 роки тому +101

      But air is such a great insulator...

    • @gideonmaxmerling204
      @gideonmaxmerling204 4 роки тому +84

      ah, yes, electronics, where current flows one way and electrons the opposite way

    • @vasudevraghav2109
      @vasudevraghav2109 4 роки тому +11

      @@gideonmaxmerling204 booooo...... Show yourself out

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond 4 роки тому +36

      Electromagnetism _is_ one of the fundamental forces of the universe. Of course it's more important, *Pushes up glasses*

    • @hassanhaider2380
      @hassanhaider2380 4 роки тому +62

      As an air engineer I beg to differ

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 роки тому +4134

    “dog go fishing” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in months

  • @francisfrancis3374
    @francisfrancis3374 4 роки тому +1911

    As someone who took part in this, I feel there was a flaw in the process. When I answered each question, there was a response. Green if you voted with the majority, red if your vote went against the majority. I personally felt the colours had an influence on my vote, making me consider what others thought, and potentially impacting the way I voted. Obviously this is minor, but it's definitely not perfect in my view.

  • @smokey4166
    @smokey4166 Рік тому +26

    1:15 youtube compression is SWEATING

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 4 роки тому +1139

    this is literally the ultimate tier list for everything ever.

    • @meltedyakkystick3891
      @meltedyakkystick3891 4 роки тому +73

      yes according to _extremely online english speaking nerds_

    • @goat6354
      @goat6354 4 роки тому +6

      @@meltedyakkystick3891
      Thats great, because extremely online nerds like us can relate to it.

    • @tomhare5110
      @tomhare5110 4 роки тому

      It is Howard from fresh meats wet dream

    • @anselmschueler
      @anselmschueler 2 роки тому

      quite literally not everything, a couple million of things that definitely exist were removed

  • @wamsang7818
    @wamsang7818 4 роки тому +1302

    "space and time fought and won the same number of matches"
    *Albert Einstein would like to know your location*

    • @InfernoGamesBruh
      @InfernoGamesBruh 4 роки тому +63

      and time

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 роки тому +18

      Albert Einstein sleeps comfortably in his grave (Except that the best part of his body is not there)

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 4 роки тому +7

      *Heisenberg downloads NordVPN*

    • @InskayDanork
      @InskayDanork 4 роки тому +6

      *Albert Einstein would like to know your worldline

    • @xumx
      @xumx 4 роки тому

      They are entangled

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 роки тому +1525

    “Extremely Online Nerds”
    *EONS*

  • @Anonymous-sb9rr
    @Anonymous-sb9rr Рік тому +23

    What we need is not just random matchups, but matchups between things that have a similar score, so you can create an Elo systeem.

  • @ARVash
    @ARVash 4 роки тому +8154

    Tom Scotts audience, sleepy, bisexual, and deeply concerned about the earth's magnetic fields.

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 4 роки тому +337

      so a cartoon character or superhero with those traits would be very popular among this group of likely nerds. Marvel, DC, you have the formula for a hit.

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 4 роки тому +192

      @@mercurywoodrose Oh, well I guess it's time to retcon Magneto to make him bisexual with narcolepsy.

    • @Starberrychokolate
      @Starberrychokolate 4 роки тому +157

      dont forget the pizza

    • @smrffy2939
      @smrffy2939 4 роки тому +48

      My bad. Half gay

    • @gbyedna
      @gbyedna 4 роки тому +20

      I did not know it was possible to be this deceased

  • @tonyadair0754
    @tonyadair0754 3 роки тому +11155

    "What's your favorite thing?"
    Hexagons. Hexagons are the bestagons.

    • @yasu_6th
      @yasu_6th 3 роки тому +400

      take my like and leave

    • @AmyStache
      @AmyStache 3 роки тому +306

      *yes*
      _you understand_

    • @aa4a-a4
      @aa4a-a4 3 роки тому +62

      TRUE

    • @RainbowFishSaysHello
      @RainbowFishSaysHello 3 роки тому +161

      That and hexa-flexa-perplexagons.

    • @Ezzy1331_
      @Ezzy1331_ 3 роки тому +180

      CGP grey fans here
      Also don’t forget toroidal polyhedrons and octagons

  • @EarlHare
    @EarlHare 3 роки тому +1297

    The fact that space and time share the exact same statistic is just mind-bendingly hilarious

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 8 місяців тому +6

    I love how as creatures who rely on being conscious and fully aware, we really don't like doing that

  • @kaltenstein
    @kaltenstein 4 роки тому +730

    Please do this poll every year so we can discover how the needs and feeling about things change in a longer period

  • @bajsbrev4651
    @bajsbrev4651 4 роки тому +805

    That list is like a chaotic version of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

  • @jacksonb8123
    @jacksonb8123 4 роки тому +621

    Me waiting for #1: I don’t need sleep, I need answers!
    Also me, 10 minutes later: oh

    • @Eulers_Identity
      @Eulers_Identity 4 роки тому +11

      I can not even tell you how underrated this comment is

    • @made-of-amelium
      @made-of-amelium 4 роки тому +5

      It appears we all needed sleep, in more ways than one

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m Ě

    • @toast2300
      @toast2300 4 роки тому +3

      @@Gussyboy06 Ê

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 4 роки тому +1

      @@toast2300 Ə'^

  • @superant8680
    @superant8680 Місяць тому +6

    “The best thing is sleep” he says as I’m watching this at 4:30 am

  • @CaiHy-Bri
    @CaiHy-Bri 4 роки тому +3696

    Honestly, when the world ends, we need to prioritise the survival of Tom's computer.

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 4 роки тому +50

      we may need to put up a pool to decide which one tho...

    • @nothanks39
      @nothanks39 4 роки тому +39

      @@satakrionkryptomortis ok, i got the hole for the pool

    • @user-gf3fc9qv2d
      @user-gf3fc9qv2d 4 роки тому +28

      @@nothanks39 ok, I filled it with water

    • @nothanks39
      @nothanks39 4 роки тому +30

      @@user-gf3fc9qv2d great, now we just need to dunk the computer in

    • @zonkedloser1700
      @zonkedloser1700 4 роки тому +20

      i got the computer, wanna put a swimsuit on it or something

  • @sophiarubens54
    @sophiarubens54 4 роки тому +2503

    ah yes, the four most important pillars of life: pizza, pollination, bisexuality, and wind power

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 4 роки тому +187

      I'd like to take away pollination because I have hay fever, but other than that this isn't that bad.

    • @sophiarubens54
      @sophiarubens54 4 роки тому +38

      Jonas D Atlas hahah great i was just going by the thumbnail :)

    • @jusTRiPP
      @jusTRiPP 4 роки тому +33

      A truly perfect world

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 4 роки тому +18

      @@sophiarubens54 so was I

    • @praalgraf
      @praalgraf 4 роки тому +21

      ngl... most things i care about summed up

  • @powt0wn
    @powt0wn 4 роки тому +715

    "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."

    • @cerebrummaximus3762
      @cerebrummaximus3762 4 роки тому +4

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m Stop Spamming or Else I will give you a Taste of your own medicine...

    • @cerebrummaximus3762
      @cerebrummaximus3762 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m E

    • @cerebrummaximus3762
      @cerebrummaximus3762 4 роки тому

      @@user-vr8bn6jb3m e

    • @cerebrummaximus3762
      @cerebrummaximus3762 4 роки тому

      @@ocelotlesbian I am not Over yet...

    • @lepimond4605
      @lepimond4605 4 роки тому +3

      And then I realized that I was myself my own brain, telling my brain that my brain is my most important organ

  • @discokids8273
    @discokids8273 Місяць тому +10

    Garlic bread wasn’t top because it’s above the universal laws of how good something can taste
    (I’m so smrat)

  • @aidenweaver3940
    @aidenweaver3940 3 роки тому +9304

    "so, what have we learned from this video?"
    "the majority of toms audience is bisexual"

    • @roofogato
      @roofogato 3 роки тому +295

      @@Strangerthingsfan426 no,,, :/ you can be straight and not be homophoic.

    • @redisyourdad
      @redisyourdad 3 роки тому +329

      @@Strangerthingsfan426 Go outside and touch some grass buddy

    • @Orpheus_224
      @Orpheus_224 3 роки тому +76

      @@roofogato what did they say?

    • @roofogato
      @roofogato 3 роки тому +69

      @@Orpheus_224 i forget, sorry

    • @Balou_560
      @Balou_560 3 роки тому +213

      I feel called out

  • @bilge677
    @bilge677 4 роки тому +1782

    "also i removed all listings for groups of humans because... yikes"
    LMAO

  • @blazemann7763
    @blazemann7763 4 роки тому +1319

    Could this be a yearly poll where we find what the "world" is into at that moment and maybe see if the polling size could increase. amazing video. lovely concept.

    • @zbzbzbzbzb3288
      @zbzbzbzbzb3288 4 роки тому +47

      I bet the audience would gladly take part in it monthly for a year, but yearly might not work out.
      Then again, it'd get hacked easily. And with a lot of work involved in user tracking, would require 3 tries or a botnet.

    • @1Lo1L
      @1Lo1L 4 роки тому +6

      @@zbzbzbzbzb3288 Monthly every year might work out just by keeping people aware

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 4 роки тому +37

      Once a year I think would be the best frequency.
      Biggest problem I could see is one that Tom mentioned in the video; it would give those interested a _lot_ of time to work out how to game/hack the poll.

    • @thesuccessfulone
      @thesuccessfulone 4 роки тому +3

      I wager sleep will go undefeated until we discover a way to eliminate sleep but still get rest, then that will be undefeated. I wonder where coffee/caffeine were on the list

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 роки тому +2

      There is a simple fix against ppl trying to hack it: give each human an id, preferably of the physical kind like the signing devices banks use.
      Or, yknow, you could go cheaper and have either a banner telling bots to go away, or a checkbox humans can check to verify that they are humans.

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 2 роки тому +23

    I wanted to show this to mom when I got home from work. But while waiting to show it to her I took a nap and was out half the night.
    I finally woke up at like 8, ate dinner and finally got around to showing it to her and….the answer was right in front of me the entire time. The very thing I was doing.

  • @user-white007
    @user-white007 4 роки тому +1528

    So everyone’s favorite thing is not being conscious

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 4 роки тому +11

      I sleep a lot.

    • @loerl
      @loerl 4 роки тому +49

      yes. the best thing is so close go death..

    • @10HW
      @10HW 4 роки тому +35

      capitalism has drained everyone's energy

    • @rickvanleeuwen9589
      @rickvanleeuwen9589 4 роки тому +36

      Sleep is just death being shy

    • @iamQuiliamQuil
      @iamQuiliamQuil 4 роки тому

      it's good way fewer things

  • @RitcheyRich
    @RitcheyRich 4 роки тому +2624

    So what we can conclude about Tom Scott's audience is that the majority of them are tired, bisexual nerds who need a bit of human interaction. And I fit perfectly into that classification

  • @diamondrel5190
    @diamondrel5190 4 роки тому +2350

    The guy who doesn't like pipe organs has the username "Frickpipeorgans"...

    • @Choinkus
      @Choinkus 4 роки тому +123

      I don't know why but that puts a smile on my face

    • @butwithcats265
      @butwithcats265 4 роки тому +213

      Someday, I hope to develop a petty grudge against a harmless object that is so engrossing I make a username about it. That sounds like a fascinating experience.

    • @Blizzburn
      @Blizzburn 4 роки тому +84

      @@butwithcats265 Sometimes I wonder. Why would you hate something so passionately you choose to have that very same thing to be a part in your username just for the sake of hating it?

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 роки тому +37

      Build a totem of what you hate just so you can be angry at it

    • @frickpipeorgans8186
      @frickpipeorgans8186 4 роки тому +67

      I just really hate them go away

  • @that_one_doggo8391
    @that_one_doggo8391 2 роки тому +2

    i could watch an hour of this video. idk what it is about people ranking things that makes my brain go bananas. i think just the chaos of trying to rank things is lovely

  • @clangauss4155
    @clangauss4155 4 роки тому +973

    "I removed all groups of people because... yikes"
    Appreciated. Instant video like for delivery.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 роки тому +26

      Indeed. Things do not have to become toxic to be fun

    • @oktovria
      @oktovria 4 роки тому

      true

    • @qewdascz1839
      @qewdascz1839 4 роки тому +1

      ThatsLudacross
      i heard him say groups of people and i was confused cus like at one point in my life my favourite thing was my chemical romance which is a band whch is also a group of people so itd be unfair not to count that into it so idk

    • @amazinglygreatjokes2392
      @amazinglygreatjokes2392 4 роки тому

      Better label for bands would be team than group

    • @amazinglygreatjokes2392
      @amazinglygreatjokes2392 4 роки тому

      @ThatsLudacross A team is a group of people working towards a shared goal

  • @pepapu7112
    @pepapu7112 4 роки тому +1163

    Really wish that this poll could last longer and have a wider range of participants. I'm eager to know what is truly the best thing in the world.

    • @whenthedustfallsaway
      @whenthedustfallsaway 4 роки тому +73

      you'd then have people writing bots to submit their answers because people like to destroy other people's work.

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 4 роки тому +3

      It's obviously mutton, lettuce, tomato sandwiches.

    • @coasterb1
      @coasterb1 4 роки тому +12

      Especially given it was up for 5 hours. That’s the time difference between the UK and USA.

    • @metashadow24
      @metashadow24 4 роки тому +9

      Nah, is clearly sleep, we dont need more data. Also, more data could have made thay orgasm wasn't 69 so is better this way

    • @Fabelaz
      @Fabelaz 4 роки тому +1

      @@whenthedustfallsaway captcha the hell out of it?

  • @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977
    @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977 4 роки тому +1466

    " heterosexuality lost to bisexuality among my followers " Can confirm I caught the big gay by watching Tom's videos

    • @oddsdenver9673
      @oddsdenver9673 4 роки тому +16

      69th like

    • @TheVicelion
      @TheVicelion 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to like you comment but then i saw the number of likes is sixty-nine... nice!

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 4 роки тому +58

      Bro that red shirt made me feel some sort of way

    • @morelia_mia
      @morelia_mia 4 роки тому +10

      Now my bi-ness it’s making more sense.

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому +13

      Bisexuality isn’t gay. They’re separate things and that heavily contributes to gay erasure

  • @xAlbinopiratex
    @xAlbinopiratex 2 роки тому +30

    You should run this every year and then consolidate that data, I think it would be really interesting 😊

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim Рік тому

      Might cause bias to be more easy to find then, though...

  • @spacecasejay
    @spacecasejay 4 роки тому +1439

    "the best part of the body is the brain" Of course the brain would say that.

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 роки тому +7

      Except it is the hand that controlled the mouse.

    • @Corey-1232
      @Corey-1232 4 роки тому +39

      @@feha92 but the brain controls the hand

    • @cricketknowall
      @cricketknowall 4 роки тому +7

      @@Corey-1232 are you your brain?

    • @Leon-po5kj
      @Leon-po5kj 4 роки тому +13

      *insert obama awards obama meme

    • @spider6060
      @spider6060 4 роки тому +3

      but I mean it's not like our brains are biased we actually think about it and idk maybe I would say the hand or foot but even then the brain is obviously the best since without it we would be a mindless and floppy piece of meat

  • @rafipuff
    @rafipuff 3 роки тому +15934

    i'm actually so comforted by the fact that sleep won, gn

  • @shoewithbeans8472
    @shoewithbeans8472 4 роки тому +2490

    “On the bottom of the list was a bunch of nasty diseases and one of the twilight movies”
    Aren’t the twilight movies already considered a disease?

    • @teiull9388
      @teiull9388 4 роки тому +26

      yes, tes they are

    • @LumaSloth
      @LumaSloth 4 роки тому +32

      Arn't
      *E*

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +11

      I do wonder what Twilight movie. My bets are on Breaking Dawn part 1 or New Moon xD

    • @_fedmar_
      @_fedmar_ 3 роки тому +1

      UOOOOOH NOW DAT WAZ A BURN

    • @pivinne5536
      @pivinne5536 3 роки тому +3

      @@Roozyj breakigng dawn part 2 because of the creepy chucky doll they didnt animate properly. fans call her chuckesmee

  • @H4l0_
    @H4l0_ Місяць тому +4

    The fact that I’m watching this right before I’m gonna sleep is hilariously coincidental

  • @spud1355
    @spud1355 4 роки тому +824

    Tom: "The best thing is sleep"
    Me, watching this at 2AM: "hmm yes indeed"

  • @AnthonyFloyd69
    @AnthonyFloyd69 3 роки тому +2953

    Pizza > Privacy makes sense, actually, cause you normally order pizza and have to give up a bit of privacy when the delivery person sees in your front door or window.

    • @Malenbolai
      @Malenbolai 3 роки тому +17

      this is not privacy
      unless you go out face entirely covered

    • @Yeewen88
      @Yeewen88 2 роки тому

      Choosing to not have privacy for life or not have pizza on the other hand...

    • @lucjanl1262
      @lucjanl1262 2 роки тому +16

      We should replace human rights to privacy with human right to pizza

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 2 роки тому

      💀💀

    • @Qwerka
      @Qwerka 2 роки тому

      i live in a flat

  • @MetalMarauder
    @MetalMarauder 4 роки тому +1729

    the beatles: “all you need is love”
    me, winning: “all you need is cryptography”

  • @munrowallace
    @munrowallace 2 роки тому +5

    For some reason a simple(kinda) video about the best thing in the world, has made me laugh more than most things on UA-cam as of late. Loved this. Could not contain myself when privacy came below pizza

  • @erinclarke2715
    @erinclarke2715 4 роки тому +321

    I hadn't realizes being a Tom Scott fan was one of my bisexual traits

  • @BurazSC2
    @BurazSC2 4 роки тому +976

    I'm surprised to see gravity so high. it always gets me down, honestly.

    • @shinjinator100
      @shinjinator100 4 роки тому +56

      I used to be addicted to soap, but now Im clean.

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 4 роки тому +19

      I wonder how 'puns' ranked...

    • @cappyjones
      @cappyjones 4 роки тому +5

      Get out. 🤣

    • @k90sas-choppu46
      @k90sas-choppu46 4 роки тому +5

      it pushes people down so it can go even higher

    • @raykent3211
      @raykent3211 4 роки тому +1

      Friction is under appreciated too.

  • @xinshi3090
    @xinshi3090 4 роки тому +250

    "Have a good night folk" - Tom Scott
    *Stare at the bright sun*
    Alright then, to bed it is.

  • @yukkuri9144
    @yukkuri9144 Рік тому +87

    This does not feel like the place I’d expect bisexuals to be congregating, but i am proud to be a part of the herd.

    • @Asstolfo96
      @Asstolfo96 Рік тому +2

      We are white English speaking people watching an informational video while failing to sleep. So HERD MENTALITY!!

  • @NandR
    @NandR 4 роки тому +808

    "Hey brain, what is the best part of your attached body?"
    Brain: "Well, it's the brain of course!"

    • @EduardoEscarez
      @EduardoEscarez 4 роки тому +5

      But who is doing the question? 🤔

    • @autumn4442
      @autumn4442 4 роки тому +35

      "Thanks, brain. Hey, liver! What do YOU think is the best part of your attached body?"
      Liver: **flops in confusion like a goldfish that jumped out of its bowl and sees the family cat walking up to it**

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 4 роки тому +2

      @@autumn4442 I like to believe, that family cat walking up to it is not a part of analogy.

    • @martin11844
      @martin11844 4 роки тому

      @@blinded6502 the analogy was about the lack of consciousness? i think the cat was send by the brain and it's named alcohol

    • @TheShmoey
      @TheShmoey 4 роки тому

      Hey other brain, I, the brain of this dude, would like to point out it was neither a fill in the blank for "what, nor, statistically, the choice "brain" was pitted against other body parts super frequently, but I still get you.
      Digital brain high five!

  • @lppunto
    @lppunto 4 роки тому +907

    I was 137% confident that the best thing would be the internet.

    • @ShitpostShuster
      @ShitpostShuster 4 роки тому +23

      Or the worse. Depends who you ask and what you've seen on here

    • @antlover5396
      @antlover5396 4 роки тому +8

      SAME

    • @antlover5396
      @antlover5396 4 роки тому +12

      @Benjamin McCann but realistically the kinda people who would vote on toms poll, people *using the internet* to do the poll, people generally believe the internet is good online. i also disagree because the internet has been revolutionary in terms of how we communicate, allowing us to reach ppl all over the world etc. we have access to unprecedented amounts of information, not including those behind a paywall

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +3

      I thought it would be "science" or "technology".

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 4 роки тому +6

      Same, but after Tom's little speech, I thought it'd be happiness

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 3 роки тому +548

    the latin american kid who changed that article title to "pro player de fifa" had no idea his art was going to end up in a tom scott vido

  • @avamentis403
    @avamentis403 Місяць тому +1

    The fact that this video is 11 minutes and 11 seconds long is somehow the cherry on top

  • @discreet_boson
    @discreet_boson 4 роки тому +2505

    Best part of the body: Brain.
    as voted for by the brain.
    [Insert Obama giving Obama a medal meme here]

    • @c-djinni
      @c-djinni 4 роки тому +38

      The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 4 роки тому +38

      It also named itself. And told us that it's the most important organ.

    • @miigon9117
      @miigon9117 4 роки тому +6

      And also orgasm, it did this one too.

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 4 роки тому +1

      @@miigon9117 nice

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 4 роки тому +3

      The whole system is rigged

  • @judahkang275
    @judahkang275 4 роки тому +803

    "it doesnt just tell you about the needs and desires of this audience"
    what is it.. friendship? minecraft?
    "sleep"
    ah....

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 4 роки тому +16

      I have a love/hate relationship with sleep. I hate *having* to sleep, but I love actually sleeping

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 4 роки тому

      The elusive remedy

    • @nj586
      @nj586 4 роки тому +2

      I imagined it would be"health"

    • @eben9233
      @eben9233 4 роки тому

      i so expected it to be face masks

  • @CodeSingh1
    @CodeSingh1 4 роки тому +2525

    btw, who won between cats and dogs, the internet needs to know

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 роки тому +218

      I think cats

    • @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674
      @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 4 роки тому +16

      this

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 4 роки тому +40

      im with my cat rn

    • @Murkrust
      @Murkrust 4 роки тому +87

      seeing how obnoxious cat people are...

    • @axie4777
      @axie4777 4 роки тому +531

      Cat People: Dogs are lovely too, but I prefer cats.
      Dog People: CATS ARE DISGUSTING THEY KILLED MY MOM THEY KILLED MY FAMILY AND A CAT STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN KILLED HER
      I'm on neither side. I like snakes.