I once had a firefighter tell me that you could leave a $100 bill on the table for days and no one would touch it, but you had to take your food to the bathroom with you otherwise it would be gone the moment it was out of your sight. The fact that they bet lunch instead of cash just makes this all the more realistic.
A guy who no longer works at my department once forgot a $5 bill inside one of the ambulances. No one's touched it for a year because it's not their's. Someone once dropped off cookies for all three shifts and they were gone after 26 hours.
Back in the days when my husband and I were both volunteers, we were at the table set up by the rehab unit at a barn fire. I was behind the table, and my husband was in front. Suddenly, he grabs me by the front of the coat and yanks me across the table, then proceeds to stuff the pockets of my turnouts with candy bars from the boxes on the table. Turns out the guys at the scene had asked him to bring them back something to eat. When we got back to the scene, they practically turned me upside down and shook me to get at the candy bars, so that tells you how hungry they were!
@@politebadger5049 That would make a wacky cartoon! If only I was talented in the animation realm…but maybe I can ask my older daughter to do that, as she was in the CGDA program at our technical high school. It’s a great idea, and funny as hell besides-thanks!
We had a guy in fire school who never paid attention to what was happening so for lunch some guys bought him taco bell and chilli after lunch we put on the suits and gave him one with a busted zipper.......... after that he always knew what we were doing weeks in advance
Because of these skits, I am imagining a department somewhere that consists of nothing but clones of a single bald, wisecracking, super-firefighter. The local citizens would be both well-served and well entertained.
Farting? There are far worse things to have happen in haz gear. Couple disgruntled hornets in there with you is one, sudden onset diarrhea another. Let your fears and imagination run wild.
Sudden breakdown of your cell membrane due to onset direct radiation weapon. You melt, but you can feel yourself melting around yourself as you pool at the feet of the suit.
My Father loved to tell me tails of the hijinks in the radiation suits he had to wear while doing repairs at Darlington power station. Thier rad suits were positive pressure with an airline. The suits had open cuffs at wrists and ankles. If you had gas the trick was to pinch off your open cuff while holding your arm above your head. Once enough fumes had concentrated into your arm you placed your arm under a coworkers ankle and released. He always enjoyed describing the reaction of his coworkers upon realization that they were gaging on a fart not thier own.
@@Dudemon-1 yeah my thoughts too. Although I have heard horrible smells ( mainly rotting corpses) can somehow be smelled through a SCBA rig. No clue if it's true or not.
This wasn't covered when we did the noisy suits at advanced disaster life support, and the instructor was pretty explicit about things. But with the noise from the blower, no one would hear it at least.
I used to work in a hazmat zone wearing a SCBA. It was almost -40c that day and my regulator froze closed. I tried to breath in and there was nothing. I had to run out of the zone holding my breath. It was a very scary experience.
@Tory Knotts Correct me if I'm wrong, but if it were level A there should be a few minutes of air still in the suit, right? I have just a little experience with a Level A setup, but none with any other type.
Been there! Realized at the bottom of a seven story scaffold that you had to climb to the top, go from the south side to the North, climb down. Travel around the inner corner, go up a level, across, than down three levels. Than get into decon and it was high risk so shower first… that my respirator was almost entirely plugged and I needed to get out cuz I could barely breathe. Def brought back my claustrophobia a bit!
Farting in a hazmat suit is probably worse. At least in the space suit there is some level of separation between one's head and the rest of their body.
I've done lab work in an ancient DNA lab where we have to wear hazmat suits. I can confirm that farting in the suit is the worst thing you can do. Every suit has 5 holes: 2 feet, 2 hands and one face hole. Farts are warm and heat rises so they can't go out through your feet holes (unless you're upside down, which you *really* shouldn't be in a lab). The hand holes are blocked by your gloves so the fart can't go out there. That leaves the face hole, which is blocked by your mask with attached visor. Yep, your fart will be trapped in your mask. 🤮
Haha. I went through Navy boot camp this year, and due to covid, they didn't actually have gas in the gas chamber. Kinda sad I don't have any stories from it like everyone else, but also... I'm good!
Oh god you got a point. The sweet memories of the drill sergeants making us drink milk and eat pudding before the gas chamber. Milk will clear ok, but the pudding sticks to everything
@@micahphilson I figured the gas would kill the covid. I remember those days and I missed it. We did have someone have a seizer after coming out of it.
That’s only done in certain situations where they have a special pass-through and distribution airlines within the suit itself connected to an exterior air source think the chemturion from ILC Dover (who apparently are unable to answer the phone)
hhhahahahahah! this is one my favorites Videos! Jason your channel really helps with my PTSD. it makes me forget all the crappy stuff and i sit and laugh and howl with laughter. thank you bro
I had to laff hard at this one....one of my guys years ago had had the flu and was just recovering. Bing bong riiiiiiingg structure fire here we go. In the house up the stairs humping hose....he crapped his turnouts lol
After a breakfast of coffee and garlic rice or something else smelly lol I dont know.... i just know i started carrying listerine spray in my pocket at work🤣😂😷
Or my husband’s favorite-steamed cauliflower, chili dogs, and hard-boiled eggs! You don’t even want to be in the same ZIP CODE after that, much less in the same room!
I thought for sure he'd just spend the time putting it on and immediately have to pee and take it all back off just to put it all back on again. Somehow, this is infinitely worse!
This should be on those "Impossible to not laugh" compilations. Because I very rarely do on those, but this, this brought a smile to my face... Followed by a laughing fit.
I had a coworker put on a new level A suit and SCBA, but the valve hadn't been unsealed...so the air he was breathing out was trapped in a suit. I imagine having to climb up a 50 foot ladder to get out of a hole in the ground with an inflated suit.
Not hazmat suit, but we often had to do drills and training that required us to wear full firefighting gear, but not go on air. So we were wearing the mask and everything in the middle of the Middle East during their summer. Gets a little toasty, but my mask would fog up bad. But the worst was burping. You've got a little hole where the air can flow through freely, but otherwise you're sitting in stagnant air. Everyone discovered that unpleasantness when we all had to wear masks. I learned about it ten years ago.
@@firefoxjb That... That's just disgusting. How old are you? You can't hold it for an afternoon? Or figure out how to pull it down in a moment of desperation? I have to hope you have a medical condition or somethin...?
@@meatsmell8639 i have gastrointestinal issues, my Dr thinks its IBSc. I get extremely constipated and I cant go until the need suddenly hits and it's caused accidents so being stuck in a suit like that all day in that situation would be a issue.
I did some environmental inspections back in the day and caught a stomach bug in one. Severe dehydration. Psh no problem. The letting loose of my lunch from both ends in full gear... Bad news. I couldnt get it off fast enough.
That moment when you're thinking why don't one of them help him, but then you realize..... you can only help himself. 🤣🤣🤣 (Because he plays all of the parts)
When wearing a HazMat suit in an actual situation you would be using SCBA. So you would be breathing fresh air from a tank on your back, not the air inside the suit.
I personally wear level A, B, or C on a daily basis and can tell you that you never smell your own fart until your taking the damn suit off! (Because your wearing a respirator or SCBA in all levels) Its brutal on a hot day!!!!!🤢🤮☠
I remember in basic training for the army, the day before the gas chamber the DS told us to shave that morning before we hiked to the location. Someone had to ruin the fun by warning us not too because the tear gas will go into those freshly cut up pours causing even more pain...
When I was doing my training course for breathing apparatus, the guy after me threw up in his own mask. And I could just see the look of "ohh god no" in his eyes as "it" was rising in the mask.
I once had a firefighter tell me that you could leave a $100 bill on the table for days and no one would touch it, but you had to take your food to the bathroom with you otherwise it would be gone the moment it was out of your sight. The fact that they bet lunch instead of cash just makes this all the more realistic.
A guy who no longer works at my department once forgot a $5 bill inside one of the ambulances. No one's touched it for a year because it's not their's.
Someone once dropped off cookies for all three shifts and they were gone after 26 hours.
Back in the days when my husband and I were both volunteers, we were at the table set up by the rehab unit at a barn fire. I was behind the table, and my husband was in front. Suddenly, he grabs me by the front of the coat and yanks me across the table, then proceeds to stuff the pockets of my turnouts with candy bars from the boxes on the table. Turns out the guys at the scene had asked him to bring them back something to eat. When we got back to the scene, they practically turned me upside down and shook me to get at the candy bars, so that tells you how hungry they were!
@@dragondancer1814 O my gosh someone needs to animate that. lmao
@@politebadger5049 That would make a wacky cartoon! If only I was talented in the animation realm…but maybe I can ask my older daughter to do that, as she was in the CGDA program at our technical high school. It’s a great idea, and funny as hell besides-thanks!
@@johnswanson2600 It must be a great feeling to work with an entire team of people with integrity.
Make sure you feed the whole firehouse chili before hazmat training. Then watch the hilarity ensue.
That is the most disturbingly, disgustingly EVIL thing I have ever read AND I LOVE IT!!!!
So Evil
First one to rip the suit off buys beer for the crew
We had a guy in fire school who never paid attention to what was happening so for lunch some guys bought him taco bell and chilli after lunch we put on the suits and gave him one with a busted zipper.......... after that he always knew what we were doing weeks in advance
Happy 404 situational awareness training. Love it.
"it smells like peanut butter and regret" 😂😂😂
Every Friday night
its peanut butter OF regret
Cmon my little pork balloon ~
Fart balloon
Boiled eggs and cabbage of regret, with a side order of peanut butter.
My hazmat ops instructor told us about one guy who would fart in a suit so the guys taking it off of him would “get a little present”
I did it to my buddy Charlie. I thought he was gonna puke. I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.
I’m pissing myself right now😂
Just make sure that you're well past the wet decon step before they break the seal, though.
The best part is the guy is typically on air, so there is nothing to smell. Maybe the decon guys are on air. But those that aren't, hold on...
Lol. Did you get your certifications in San Jose as well?
Because of these skits, I am imagining a department somewhere that consists of nothing but clones of a single bald, wisecracking, super-firefighter. The local citizens would be both well-served and well entertained.
He's the Emergency Services guy for the Ryan George universe. He's also the _First Guy to Fart in a HAZMAT suit_ .
Like the Adeptes Astartes Firehouse Legion
@@anthonyugarte1072 ,
Ahh! Nowhere on YT am I safe from running into the WH40k nerd-dom!
Not that that's a problem. Nerd away, good sir!
It's in Rockford Illinois
@@SidneyBroadshead seeing someone talk about Ryan in the comments is TIGHT!!
He learned the true meaning of mustard gas
@@wcresponder "peanut butter and regret" lol
The Level A gas chamber
Haha
Sadam Hussein likes this
Mustard gas can't come close to what I produce. It gets poisoned into harmlessness.
People: Man, hazmat team in movies and videogames looks so badass
In reality:
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They're noisy, and we didn't even have to start an IV in those gloves at training.
Fart-prison of doom
@@jturtle5318 wait you guys are trained to start ivs in those things
The reality: you're a sweat-soaked fart monster after 15 minutes and you can't hear shit the whooooole time
Farting? There are far worse things to have happen in haz gear. Couple disgruntled hornets in there with you is one, sudden onset diarrhea another. Let your fears and imagination run wild.
Disgruntled hornets with explosive diarrhea, let those fly in your mouth
Sudden breakdown of your cell membrane due to onset direct radiation weapon. You melt, but you can feel yourself melting around yourself as you pool at the feet of the suit.
@@patrickfrost9405 *slurping noises*
"Mmm yum 😋"
r/whoosh
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent no you fucked it up
"C'mon my little fart balloon". Best line ever.
My Father loved to tell me tails of the hijinks in the radiation suits he had to wear while doing repairs at Darlington power station. Thier rad suits were positive pressure with an airline. The suits had open cuffs at wrists and ankles. If you had gas the trick was to pinch off your open cuff while holding your arm above your head. Once enough fumes had concentrated into your arm you placed your arm under a coworkers ankle and released. He always enjoyed describing the reaction of his coworkers upon realization that they were gaging on a fart not thier own.
Your dad is awesome!!
*maniacal laughter*
Wow, that is an unheard-of level of fart weaponization.
@@CrizzyEyes Advanced fart warfare
Was your father Satan??
I’ve done that twice. It was HORRIBLE. I COULD SMELL IT THROUGH MY EYES
O no...
@@mro4ts457 anyway... (Top gear) XD
Remember that smells are particulate based. So. Yeah.
Did you not have supplied air? If you're in a fully encapsulating suit, I sure hope you have air.
@@Dudemon-1 yeah my thoughts too. Although I have heard horrible smells ( mainly rotting corpses) can somehow be smelled through a SCBA rig. No clue if it's true or not.
Ten years on HazMat, almost fell out of my chair.
You must have some “fun” times.
So you are a little fart monster too. Lol
But thanks for what you do.
21 year fire fighter i damn near choked on my drink when i saw this i spit my drink all over from laughing
10 years in hazmat? Might wanna take that off at some point, no?
This wasn't covered when we did the noisy suits at advanced disaster life support, and the instructor was pretty explicit about things.
But with the noise from the blower, no one would hear it at least.
I used to work in a hazmat zone wearing a SCBA. It was almost -40c that day and my regulator froze closed. I tried to breath in and there was nothing. I had to run out of the zone holding my breath. It was a very scary experience.
I'm surprised there isn't winterization for hazard suits and respirators . I'm curious was it Level A or non encapsulating level B.
@Tory Knotts Correct me if I'm wrong, but if it were level A there should be a few minutes of air still in the suit, right? I have just a little experience with a Level A setup, but none with any other type.
Fun fact, -40c is the magical temp where you don't have to specify f or c. It's the same.
@@14nickel also the temp where you aren't sweating your ass off in a level a
Been there! Realized at the bottom of a seven story scaffold that you had to climb to the top, go from the south side to the North, climb down. Travel around the inner corner, go up a level, across, than down three levels. Than get into decon and it was high risk so shower first… that my respirator was almost entirely plugged and I needed to get out cuz I could barely breathe.
Def brought back my claustrophobia a bit!
"Come on my little fart balloon" killed me. I almost missed the "It smells like peanut butter and regret!" from laughing so hard.
I'd be wearing a HazMat suit too if I was in that town. There's obviously something making everyone in town go bald and red in the water.
I've always pondered how bad it would be to fart in a space suit, I imagine this is similar.
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@@Merlin86UK Was thinking that after seeing the comment.
@@Merlin86UK Hahaha, I was just about to link the same thing!
Farting in a hazmat suit is probably worse. At least in the space suit there is some level of separation between one's head and the rest of their body.
@@holy3979 With farts...only a perfect hermetic seal will save you...
Who’s watched this like a dozen times and still laughs so hard it hurts?
A two month volunteer firefighter and I nearly fell out my chair laughing so hard I nearly passed out
2 years later and yup still laughing
Brings a whole new meaning to "Gas, Gas, Gas!"
A fart in a hazmat suit isn't bad. Having explosive diarrhea on the other hand ...
Or projectile vomiting! That’s fun for the whole gang...NOT!!!!
Bad breath while wearing a surgical mask, scrubbed in for a multi-hour surgery is an ordeal of a similar nature.
Imagine the confusion from the people watching from those windows...
Nah, they all know Jason by now
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?" "Eh, I dunno, really, but for the love of God, please hurry!"
Ok so, I could see the Fart in the Hazmat Suit joke coming from a mile away, but "come on my little fart balloon" was AWESOME!
I've done lab work in an ancient DNA lab where we have to wear hazmat suits. I can confirm that farting in the suit is the worst thing you can do. Every suit has 5 holes: 2 feet, 2 hands and one face hole. Farts are warm and heat rises so they can't go out through your feet holes (unless you're upside down, which you *really* shouldn't be in a lab). The hand holes are blocked by your gloves so the fart can't go out there. That leaves the face hole, which is blocked by your mask with attached visor. Yep, your fart will be trapped in your mask. 🤮
At least if you puke (from doing PT) in a hazmat suit, it doesnt stay right in front of your nose and mouth.
I love gasmasks...
Never eat more than your mask can hold...
Haha. I went through Navy boot camp this year, and due to covid, they didn't actually have gas in the gas chamber. Kinda sad I don't have any stories from it like everyone else, but also... I'm good!
Oh god you got a point. The sweet memories of the drill sergeants making us drink milk and eat pudding before the gas chamber. Milk will clear ok, but the pudding sticks to everything
@@micahphilson I figured the gas would kill the covid. I remember those days and I missed it. We did have someone have a seizer after coming out of it.
CPAP masks same deal. Do not go to bed nauseous.
*When YOU become the hazardous material.* 😂
Hey now, I greatly resemble that remark!
This is how HAZMAT hazes their new team members
0:54 The little tear that falls from your right eye when you say "Ahh, victory."
It is good to watch some good clean now dirty humor! Thank you sir and all that fight with you! You ALL ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!!!
Never worn a gas suit without BA. Now I know why we don't
Yeah I didn’t even think it was something people would actually do…
That’s only done in certain situations where they have a special pass-through and distribution airlines within the suit itself connected to an exterior air source think the chemturion from ILC Dover (who apparently are unable to answer the phone)
“Smells like peanut butter and regret”
hhhahahahahah! this is one my favorites Videos! Jason your channel really helps with my PTSD. it makes me forget all the crappy stuff and i sit and laugh and howl with laughter. thank you bro
This guy just has natural comedic timing
That's why Gordon doesn't use a helmet, he's a highly trained professional.
Every video I watch on this channel gets replayed a minimum of 3 times. Love it.
I had to laff hard at this one....one of my guys years ago had had the flu and was just recovering. Bing bong riiiiiiingg structure fire here we go. In the house up the stairs humping hose....he crapped his turnouts lol
I can imagine the awkward conversations with his boss to ask to borrow equipment to record a video
Was wondering.
Mask burp... there sequel!
he already has a video on it! :)
After a breakfast of coffee and garlic rice or something else smelly lol I dont know.... i just know i started carrying listerine spray in my pocket at work🤣😂😷
Yep, been there done that. Or when you have a hungover crew member that fills the mask... phew that's never fun
Was about to say "having to really REALLY take a piss, or really bad diarrhea"
But dutch ovening yourself is some next level stuff.
My little fart balloon are the only words that I've ever wished to be unheard
One can stand their own gas...Unless you're inhaling others cut and run.. or.....stuffed cabbage was involved!!
Or Guinness, corned beef and cabbage.
@@allenbay7372 that would be sudden death lol
@@zoomiesx3632 but at least you'll have had a last meal.
Or my husband’s favorite-steamed cauliflower, chili dogs, and hard-boiled eggs! You don’t even want to be in the same ZIP CODE after that, much less in the same room!
Not always true, I've let some go that cleared me out of the room too.
In one careless moment, he redefined the location of the hot zone.
Now THAT'S funny! Have an upvote!
The KSP VAB music absolutely destroyed me.
Kind of explains some of their expressions when on long missions round Kerbol.
@@ikinser82 Jeb here, no idea what you're talking about.
I thought for sure he'd just spend the time putting it on and immediately have to pee and take it all back off just to put it all back on again.
Somehow, this is infinitely worse!
I haven't laughed this much in awhile hahaha!!!! Those lines were hilarious!!!
Lmao. That was a powerful one if it got past the scba
i love these little skits of yours they're so funny keep it up👍
Im laughing so hard at this whole UA-cam Channel, this is amazing 🤣🤣🤣
This should be on those "Impossible to not laugh" compilations. Because I very rarely do on those, but this, this brought a smile to my face... Followed by a laughing fit.
I had a coworker put on a new level A suit and SCBA, but the valve hadn't been unsealed...so the air he was breathing out was trapped in a suit. I imagine having to climb up a 50 foot ladder to get out of a hole in the ground with an inflated suit.
Did he seriously just say “smells like peanut butter and regret?” 😂
That......that had me rolling on the floor for a good 10 min.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I may be a terrible person but everytime this clip pops up in my feed it makes me laugh.
Brings back so many glorious terrible memories.
"Come on my little fart balloon" 🤣🤣🤣
Lesson learned: empty out everything before going into hazmat
Your hilarious bro! Thanks for the entertainment. Be safe out there.
How do y’all not have more subscribers?!?!
I'm laughing so hard right now. My roommate probably thinks I'm crying
I have a haz- mat incident every time i eat burritos😂
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you!
These type of videos make me feel less anxious about entering the first responder field tbh
I'm just glad for him that he didn't puke while in there. Small victories.
i can only imagine the by standers taking bets on how long they will last and or if they take off the outfit
So no one else noticed the fact that the guy with the sunglasses shed a tear as he said victory?
Not hazmat suit, but we often had to do drills and training that required us to wear full firefighting gear, but not go on air. So we were wearing the mask and everything in the middle of the Middle East during their summer. Gets a little toasty, but my mask would fog up bad. But the worst was burping. You've got a little hole where the air can flow through freely, but otherwise you're sitting in stagnant air. Everyone discovered that unpleasantness when we all had to wear masks. I learned about it ten years ago.
This was funnier than the scene in Rocketman, with Harlan Williams in it.
Is that kerbal space program music?
That's hilarious! ❤️ And that's how the zombie hazmat came about!🤣
Had a one piece snowsuit when I first started skiing When I took it off at the end of the day all the stank that was trapped inside came loose
I'd probably end up shitting myself at some point if i had to wear a one pice suit like that all day.
@@firefoxjb That... That's just disgusting. How old are you? You can't hold it for an afternoon? Or figure out how to pull it down in a moment of desperation? I have to hope you have a medical condition or somethin...?
@@meatsmell8639 i have gastrointestinal issues, my Dr thinks its IBSc. I get extremely constipated and I cant go until the need suddenly hits and it's caused accidents so being stuck in a suit like that all day in that situation would be a issue.
Help me! I. Can’t. Breathe! From watching this video. Laughed so hard and uncontrollably it literally hurts now. Oh it’s been so long…..
God the kerbal space music was perfect.
I did some environmental inspections back in the day and caught a stomach bug in one. Severe dehydration. Psh no problem. The letting loose of my lunch from both ends in full gear... Bad news. I couldnt get it off fast enough.
OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks for that.
Hazmat is the sucky job but fun engine
The fact that you're using the vehicle building music from Kerbal Space Program is great.
This gives a whole new meaning to agent orange
That moment when you're thinking why don't one of them help him, but then you realize..... you can only help himself.
🤣🤣🤣
(Because he plays all of the parts)
When wearing a HazMat suit in an actual situation you would be using SCBA. So you would be breathing fresh air from a tank on your back, not the air inside the suit.
🤣🤣🤣 I miss this kind of humor
Explosive IBS crew be repping like a monsta in chat ! 💩
Hubby says getting an itch in your foot in one of those would be worse than the fart...I personally don't know how he tolerates his own gas😂
❤the friendly competition anyone in this field medical or military have .
just flailing around like hes on fire instead of that he just farted in his suit 😅
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM MUSIC!
yeah, VAB music.
Reminds me of the guy in the barracks that we replaced his gas mask filter with a black piece of paper towel before a Chem drill...
I personally wear level A, B, or C on a daily basis and can tell you that you never smell your own fart until your taking the damn suit off! (Because your wearing a respirator or SCBA in all levels) Its brutal on a hot day!!!!!🤢🤮☠
Finally someone else in this comment section who understands.
Hot day? What about your sweat, pooling down at your feet. Also always fun.
They never end your funny!!
I remember in basic training for the army, the day before the gas chamber the DS told us to shave that morning before we hiked to the location. Someone had to ruin the fun by warning us not too because the tear gas will go into those freshly cut up pours causing even more pain...
My last welding job we had theses PAPRs where the air intake is right above your butt. Was not a good time.
“Come on my little fart balloon!”
Omg😂!!!! Smells like peanut butter and regret! 😂😂😂😂dead!!!this guy is a comic!
"Come on my little fart balloon!" 🤣
The stick stabs made me wish I could add a second thumbs up.
My little fart balloon! I'm dying of laughter
I laughed so hard my eyelids turned inside out.
Hazmat training in the middle of the Australian summer... in the desert.... the worst.
Missed opportunity - "Smells like Victory"
"It smells like peanut butter and regret!" 😆
Peanut and regret: the new fragrance for men. Only from EMT
When I was doing my training course for breathing apparatus, the guy after me threw up in his own mask. And I could just see the look of "ohh god no" in his eyes as "it" was rising in the mask.
I’ve never farted in a suit but I have thrown up in my mask while crawling in the maze trailer 👍
that was the funniest thing i've seen in a while