Totally Sober Deltarune...

watch me do these LIVE at: / kwite
today i played deltarune while totally sober
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[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

He is totally sober, 100%.

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Hello small man,

[@blu5783]

small guy

[@Neo_Watches]

Yep 100%

[@KittieV1]

AYYY "schlatt" enjoyers!!!!

[@lightbluetankproductions8456]

small human life form

[@Arcticfoxblox]

fun fact that explosion sound was the original roblox explosion audio during early development and the early years of the game. it has since been slightly revamped to the modern audio.

[@epicgamerman3639]

Bruh pls play deltarune chapter 2 pls pls pls pls

[@mann_man8556]

Hope he plays chapter 2 and meets the best salesman since 1997

[@randomdeltaruneguy506]

[[BIG SHOT]]

[@robozams]

yeah, that would be really [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

[@flow185]

This would make my [Hearth-shaped obect] pounce

[@virtee]

THAT WOULD SEND ME TO H E A V E N

[@viviansilly]

hey every ! your [number 1 rated salesmen 1997]

[@Blocky_Frog]

I’m surprised Kwite didn’t fanboy over ralsei’s real face

[@maxmelee1145]

Doesnt he make the thumbnails?
edit:no im pretty sure he doesnt make it but probably just saw it

[@skinwalker69420]

I prefer Ralsei with his hat on tbh

[@soranotsorrow7968]

@@skinwalker69420 same

[@Vaihly]

@@skinwalker69420 same

[@Guseus]

@@skinwalker69420 same

[@p3gasus-M]

Kwite was so sober that he completely forgot about Jevil

[@Sealqua]

I did not forget and I am ANGRY

[@marin9412]

You should read dialogues twice. Barely every characters in the game has a second dialogue if you talk to them a second time.

[@NotJpTem]

he's totally sober, so he won't.

[@kimchan23]

🍋

[@raspberryjam]

I genuinely don't want to be rude, but for better grammar you should replace "Barely" with "Basically" or "Practically"

[@robertarmstrong3939]

@@raspberryjam that is good to know

[@dylantoney6971]

@@raspberryjam the chad way to correct grammar

[@ScotchOffTheRocks]

This is content. Well done, sir. You should play games "sober" more often!

[@cloudymayweather8564]

"I befriended your mom last night." -Sans deltarune 2021

[@coralcrowglow]

Such a sobering experience watching a man so sober.
Edit: Why the fuck did so many people like this? This is such a bad pun.

[@DetectiveBrisket]

I love this edit

[@unequippedinv]

sans undertale moment

[@Just_Skyla]

My brother actually failed at the first Roulx Kaard puzzle because he forgot how to interact with the box and he never beat the game
Losing my shit over it

[@eieiejjr]

XD

[@balls4225]

i deadass had to look up a tutorial for it, and then was confused when nothing came up 💀💀

[@furballisticfinn6881]

bro aint no way 💀

[@moonlit_rain.6784]

I can't tell the difference between sober Kwite and "sober" Kwite

[@zerrimklownin2625]

Susie: you are unbanned from ham sandwich day.
(The move works)
Kwite: BULL SHIT!

[@NotJpTem]

"I'll check out jevil after this battle"
*proceeds to not do any progress on jevil

[@rheegret8405]

I love how “quiet people piss me off” line comes back to show how much character development has happened for Susie

[@gooperofficial]

I love kwite, his vids are amazing.

[@Code_E_the_Goober]

I think you got Kwite and Kwote mixed up here, but it's alright, I can see the similarities.

[@Alex_ChristIsKing]

@@Code_E_the_Goober kwote is a vtuber and kwite is a human

[@sarahxx.]

@@Alex_ChristIsKing they are 2 different people. totally 2 different people. not the same person at all.

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

What if they didn't mix them up and was just talking about kwite on a kwote video

[@CheeseWeegee]

Ngl Kwote is better

[@Blocky_Frog]

Kwite complaining about the boom sound effect? He’s not going to like chapter 2…

[@redskittlegaming]

seeing kwite struggle trying to say "Rouxls" Is amazing

[@seaburitto]

so excited for the totally sober chapter two

[@NyanTheFurry]

“What’s that black thing emerging from the top?”
“That’s a peni-“

[@thenonfurry]

the fact that he saw ralsei blushing and then said “FANART TIME” is the most suspicious thing i have heard

[@ssxd10090]

as soon as i was watching part 1 the second part comes out, amazing timing.

[@DogFogNog]

14:04 he originally gave Ralsei the white ribbon… I have new respect for this man.
But really though who wouldn’t?

[@manhap9754]

i’m p sure on my first playthrough i did

[@SprayInk-Kreatïv-Nouveau]

Ralsei tells you to equip it, common sense tells you to equip it to Kris

[@Alexander25428]

What if the dark world is a level of the back rooms
Listen to me
they got there by going in a dark room (makes the chance of noclipping there increase)
They got there and saw enties
also the entire map is really confuzing
just look at this: 12:58

[@Alexander25428]

Also ralesi looks breedable

[@basil5265]

chapter 2 is way better than both undertale and chapter 1 play it pls
(adorable ralsei content)

[@RepressedDreamer]

Thing is, you don’t really get Ralsei for half of the whole chapter in chapter 2

[@toastydevil]

"I don't want this mix matched bullshit"
I mean, he is chaos

[@joegun4259]

Kwite: he's like darkner hitler
Lancer at 17:28 💀

[@seastar-says]

The way kite Imatates laughter like a text to speech lmaoo!😂

[@Iloverodents]

The fact that sans said “I already befriended your mom last night” 💀

[@darknovirst05]

1:03 as the person who was making pancakes... I havnt had pancakes for dinner since XD

[@EMan-xj5cz]

Well I have to ask, have you now?

[@keaton5101]

secret boss officially missed. rip

[@minetieplays2092]

Hope he plays chapter 2 next and encounters queen (aka the funniest antagonist ever)

[@_unhaunts]

i legit forgot she was the antagonist for a good ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH

[@CheeseWeegee]

She's like if Skeletor, Mettaton and Lancer had a really weird love child

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Dave from dayshift at Freddie’s. Every single thing he says (especially in the second game) is absolutely hilarious

[@kordeliiius9821]

Find it interesting that you were wondering where Frisk was, because I don’t doubt that they’re living somewhere else in this version of world at the same time. They’re just nowhere to be found in Hometown

[@new-uc2tq]

The most sober man I've seen

[@darlingdesperado]

Sans, in every aspect, reminds me of Kwite. I could imagine him voice-acting him if Undertale/Deltarune had voiceover dialogue

[@squid8748]

First

[@squid8748]

@@frederickfazbearing-hv9vz shut up dude

[@frederickfazbearing-hv9vz]

@@squid8748 why did you change it just to first? But fr no one want to hear first like say something else idk if its just my opinion but im fine with it

[@Cykress]

20:45
That was the first time i heard something like that from Kwite.

[@lambsauce149]

Ralsei is so fuckin adorable

[@Treacherries]

11:37 MOM IM FAMOUS

[@grevohsdraws1925]

"Hey wanna see what happens to traitors?"
"MUR-DER"

[@hayanoob6392]

every time i hear the guitar riff i get shivers lol

[@CarkerVT]

Someone needs to tell him that there’s an option in the menu to enable always running

[@Cinder36]

Did he... finish Chapter 1 that stream? If so why not include it? Lol

[@Wonderland._.]

* Suzie when she meets Lancer in the dungeon "Gaslight, gatekeep girlboss" ( I think)

[@cosmicseal279]

1:03
that's a normal thing in the netherlands actually...
pancakes for dinner
...thought it was a funny fun fact ._.

[@Psychogoddess]

Kwites voice 😳🥴🖤💯

[@sprites_letmeusethisnamedayum]

16:18 he said the title oh my god!

[@lechugaenlabiblioteca3298]

I can't wait to see him play chapter 2

[@EvelynUwUwastaken]

wait what where did the middle of the chapter go? where’s epidode 2?

[@ninjagomstr5684]

Yo deltarune

[@umbrella3235]

...shouldn't there be a second part in between this vid and the last?

[@Mr.Mercedez]

8:44 is that sound effect from BOTW??

[@gazterr6756]

Wish Kwite would fight Jevil

[@Deadchannelformerlyb]

Aw nice

[@Mr_Erutrot]

why does "sober" qwite seem more mellow than Sober qwite

[@handitover.]

“I have a drake song stuck in my head but the part that I’m stuck on isn’t the drake verse so you can’t make fun of me” is my constant mood

[@wasquash]

I cant wait for when you get to chapter 2

[@slowturtle7071]

Bro is it me or does King in chapter 1 belly mouth remind me of of Nightmare Fredbear???

[@irvan8099]

WHY IS DUSKNOIR HORNY???
Edit: Wait is it straight up the pokemon in general or a mystery dungeon ref

[@superpug992]

Just finished the video I’m going to go get drunk now

[@rowanheart8122]

There's such a thin line between Undertale/Deltarune and PMD/Pokémon that Toby Fox actually made some of the songs for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

Fluffy boi ralsei

[@Hurricane_Tortilla_yt]

Me: *watching the video*
Lancer: S-Sus
Ad: *interrupts lancer*

[@OCDroodles]

All the pmd references make me so elated

[@loner10K]

Ah my deltarune hype when I was like 13 came back

[@the_godbodor7026]

Hope he goes back to fight Jevil, also get hyped for Chapter 2 where you’ll get to meet the best character, Queen.

[@kaip7130]

Amazi n job king

[@justananimator1752]

It’s a shame he never got to fight jevil

[@SDRat-ud7fc]

the explosion sound effect and I have something in common

[@mikeevan6358]

Pls play fnaf security breach tomorrow

[@raylanzeimer8273]

Lol I have my background as deltarune

[@celtorwastes]

he sure is sober

[@aemikko]

"L NER-"
*youtube premium ad*

[@SplinkoDinko]

HE SKIPPED THE PART WITH THE CHESS PIECE

[@superbrabbit1556]

He'd love chapter 2

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

10:40
I also noticed the selective rhyming

[@candyschampion5107]

9:36, levih26, ' R A I L S E I, F L A V O R E D, G - F U E L' :' )

[@saiqa7130]

go play sonic.exe FNF mod lmao

[@octo-fro3945]

BRUH LANCER IS BEING ABUSEDDDDDD, WHAT A BAD HORRIBLE DAD. ADOPT THIS MAN.. child? STILL SAVE HIM!!!

[@jplaysgamez_]

Relatable

[@sleepingguard01]

no it’s ok, it’s confirmed in chapter two that lancer would just bounce :] and his dad would never harm him! he is a bouncy little pumpkin boy

[@VT0301]

just the tittle made me go AAUR NAURR

[@Deadchannelformerlyb]

Part two :)

[@madkirk7431]

it sucks that he never fought jevil

[@Yoran_w]

MORE PLEASEEEE

[@runedeltayt952]

U shud totally finish chap. 1 and play chapter 2! if you loved the jokes in this game, ur gonna love chap. 2! Btw I love ur vids!

[@spaghetti3010]

Hol up, wait a minute...

[@super.toad.oddecy]

That's such a ralsei thing

[@blazing_sunset]

At 5:59, there was an ad that played, so when Lancer said Susie, all I saw was "S... Sus"
Maybe ads aren't too bad.

[@_unhaunts]

ur gonna enjoy deltarune ch2 so much i just know it

[@arandomlexi]

8:51
do i need to say anything?

[@_ac3_0f_spad3s..x58]

Kwite I was in the car heading home that’s why I couldn’t watch the live so shush >:(

[@TylerFNF]

Springtrap better watch out, Ralsei seems to be a fan favorite to Kwite

[@rlyhot._.doormat2719]

11:10 ROUXLS KAARD MY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@Babababababababbabababababa]

"Gahahaha😐" "that name kard"

[@cgoose500]

Is there anything on UA-cam between the start of this and the video he ends at the blood bucket scene?

[@-French-Fry-]

Why you gotta make these thumbnail damn adorable 🥰

[@circl3trees351]

Every other quite video is him drunk. This is the only sober video

[@depressedengineer5766]

I cut inbetween my big toe and second big toe with a machete around the time this video came out

[@Babababababababbabababababa]

14:55 BRUH 😭💀

[@YANI-INAY]

I thought this vid was released 7 weeks ago 18 hours ago?

[@r3d1sh15]

PLAY CHAPTER 2