Undertale Dating Simulator

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @tuturtley
    @tuturtley 2 роки тому +3448

    I was on that stream and the chat was 50% frisk's age debate and 50% ussy add ups. truly remarkable to have it as my first stream

    • @dactylus2
      @dactylus2 2 роки тому +144

      I tried to make every ussy joke possible

    • @geebygeeber
      @geebygeeber 2 роки тому +80

      Psst that's "Frisk" not "Kris" :) /lh

    • @tuturtley
      @tuturtley 2 роки тому +47

      @@geebygeeber bruh, true my bad

    • @ralseisleepsgaming8961
      @ralseisleepsgaming8961 2 роки тому +27

      arthurartartussy

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 2 роки тому +20

      that basically sums up the internet

  • @Lionfrog13
    @Lionfrog13 2 роки тому +4019

    Frisk’s smile is genuinely heart warming, torial’s is what nightmares are made of. Why the fuck did kwite simp for the big goat when there was a perfectly good ghost floating right there.

    • @sk8rgradient
      @sk8rgradient 2 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 2 роки тому +147

      He was interested in her...
      Plot.

    • @perrytheplatypus7998
      @perrytheplatypus7998 2 роки тому +94

      Napstablook is the perfect waifu.

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 2 роки тому +54

      @@plaguedoctorspencer they* napstablook uses they/them pronouns (im not making this up its canon)

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 2 роки тому +42

      @@Maukiki I was referring to Kwite (that's where the "he" came from)being interested in Toriel's large amounts of "plot."

  • @tarabletv
    @tarabletv 2 роки тому +1621

    I actually want to see Kwite play more of this, like I'm interested in how he'll go about interacting with characters like Sans and Undyne

    • @hams_cool
      @hams_cool 2 роки тому +21

      oh my god please

    • @Chaoscelus
      @Chaoscelus 2 роки тому +73

      i want him to go for the flowussy

    • @queen_of_the_moles3454
      @queen_of_the_moles3454 2 роки тому +10

      I have play this game but sadly the game is discontinue.

    • @yohumanfrisk
      @yohumanfrisk Рік тому +2

      I wanna play this. Finally, a way to romance a cute spid-, I mean. .

    • @ianossia2070
      @ianossia2070 Рік тому +3

      If the game ever gets finished, I’d love to see the art for Mettaton EX! The artist is really talented.

  • @Terracylle
    @Terracylle 2 роки тому +741

    Kwite: Toriel is the only one I'm interested in
    The Dummy who Kwite was flirting with before: sad

  • @blyat8832
    @blyat8832 2 роки тому +4148

    Undertale dating sim? Wow, must've been transported back to 2016 lmao

    • @reptiliandudemegee5520
      @reptiliandudemegee5520 2 роки тому +135

      EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SANITY DON’T SUFFER THE SAME FATE I HAVE *gets dragged back into brazil.*

    • @blyat8832
      @blyat8832 2 роки тому +14

      @@reptiliandudemegee5520 who asked

    • @domsamuel7039
      @domsamuel7039 2 роки тому +29

      @@blyat8832 your mother

    • @reptiliandudemegee5520
      @reptiliandudemegee5520 2 роки тому +19

      @@blyat8832 oh aren’t you funny. Clearly you don’t get the joke more than likely because your parents block those websites from their computer you get to use when their not working with it cause you seem to still be in the 3rd grade

    • @Rokyeen
      @Rokyeen 2 роки тому +7

      @@reptiliandudemegee5520 wait, shit, sorry, wrong comment

  • @bitsandbytesboy
    @bitsandbytesboy 2 роки тому +791

    you know your life is going down hill when you've played this before.

    • @pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762
      @pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762 2 роки тому +8

      Ayy

    • @imjustsomebunny
      @imjustsomebunny 2 роки тому +86

      You know your life is going downhill when you're seriously considering playing this.

    • @IloveInk123
      @IloveInk123 2 роки тому +8

      It's been years, i forgot it existed.

    • @Ganbre14
      @Ganbre14 2 роки тому +20

      I never played this one
      But my life is still going down hill anyways because i played a fnaf one lol☠️😭✨

    • @Lynuma
      @Lynuma 2 роки тому +11

      It's weird, because I also played this before, but I don't remember it having so much dialogue options. I remember it lacking... a lot. I went back to check and the demo is 4yrs old, it's never been updated, so it's the same thing!
      Maybe I was just salty I didn't get a chance to leave the ruins and meet up with more characters... Or maybe I was just ashamed XD

  • @DistinguishedSeal
    @DistinguishedSeal 2 роки тому +196

    The chat and kwite going AWOOOOOOGA over Toriel was the funniest shit 💀

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 2 роки тому +751

    Kwite and dating sims go together far too well.

  • @PlasmaAsthmaOG
    @PlasmaAsthmaOG 2 роки тому +1324

    Toriel: oh no! You are hurt! Would you like to rest at my house?
    Kwite, only thinking about that goatussy: uhhh, yea... rest... sure...

    •  2 роки тому +2

      That’s a whole goat

    • @sarcastic2731
      @sarcastic2731 2 роки тому +37

      Gussy

    • @SunnyBoltz
      @SunnyBoltz 2 роки тому +6

      @@sarcastic2731 no

    • @sarcastic2731
      @sarcastic2731 2 роки тому +17

      @@SunnyBoltz Yes

    • @ZexZombie
      @ZexZombie 2 роки тому +7

      Not the goatussy 😭

  • @woofed
    @woofed 2 роки тому +363

    You know what this seems fitting for my week...
    My friend brought a sans body pillow case to school

  • @apollo4798
    @apollo4798 2 роки тому +397

    Alternative title: Kwite down atrocious for 26 minutes

  • @harpuiaaa
    @harpuiaaa 2 роки тому +406

    first step done, now buy an sans bodypillow.

    • @magny3575
      @magny3575 2 роки тому +19

      BYE- THIS COMMENT 💀

    • @KURXXEDMILEXX
      @KURXXEDMILEXX 2 роки тому +18

      Already done 😎

    • @Sans-hr3uq
      @Sans-hr3uq 2 роки тому +6

      @@KURXXEDMILEXX what.

    • @crit_dmg
      @crit_dmg 2 роки тому +5

      @@KURXXEDMILEXX what.

    • @jiayinxx
      @jiayinxx 2 роки тому +2

      @Freddy's Superstar what.

  • @minus4425
    @minus4425 2 роки тому +107

    Was not expecting kwite to be attracted to toriel and his avatar getting heart eyes. BUT NOT GONNA LIE THAT GOAT LOOKING LIKE A ROASTED LAMB

  • @thespacecowboy71
    @thespacecowboy71 2 роки тому +80

    Kwite wheezing while saying *FLOWUSSY* is killing me

  • @kris-cg6ey
    @kris-cg6ey 2 роки тому +148

    kwote is a sans fan girl confirmed

  • @lovely_ducksyt
    @lovely_ducksyt 2 роки тому +239

    Chat was down bad.
    Even Kwite was-

    • @12DAMDO
      @12DAMDO 2 роки тому +4

      and so were you ;)

  • @stayskyehigh
    @stayskyehigh 2 роки тому +98

    I’d just like to say I haven’t watched your vids in a few years because of busy tiem but it rly warmed my heart to come back to see this and notice how much more comfortable you seem over time in just being yourself 😊 Please never change hoodie man

  • @resemblesyou
    @resemblesyou 2 роки тому +81

    i hope he's gonna play hades at some point 🤞🏼 i really need to see/ hear his reaction to almost every character. Bisexual Heaven: The Game, truly

  • @cloverlovania
    @cloverlovania 2 роки тому +20

    14:00 oh my GOD the music suddenly stopping with her appearing, and her BLANK face for a few seconds. fucking terrifying. genuinely.

  • @liviaschmivia
    @liviaschmivia 2 роки тому +151

    Kwite really went AWOOOOOGAA when he saw the goat.

  • @M_O_N_O_C_R_O_L_L
    @M_O_N_O_C_R_O_L_L 2 роки тому +65

    Alternative title: Kwite being a complete simp for toriel

  • @rowanheart8122
    @rowanheart8122 2 роки тому +48

    I hope you get Sans' skelussy

  • @daddyyahweh9328
    @daddyyahweh9328 2 роки тому +43

    Kwite: you are a flower!
    Me: *whispers* and a dead child

  • @CraftyMooMan
    @CraftyMooMan 2 роки тому +19

    11:40 Toriel is looking like that because of the chat.

  • @sirthisisawendys9030
    @sirthisisawendys9030 2 роки тому +49

    I was starting to wonder what the fuck I’d done to have a UT dating sim recommended to me but I remembered I subscribed to this guy.

  • @vickysaraharts822
    @vickysaraharts822 2 роки тому +15

    Toriel, Asgore and Asriel are all goats, but they all have paws.
    Goats have hooves.

  • @kinetic_krown
    @kinetic_krown 2 роки тому +14

    My favorite part is when the undertale community said: “it’s undertalin time!” and proceed to ship everyone in the room.

  • @LostFaced
    @LostFaced 2 роки тому +39

    I’m in the middle of an ad and I already know that is going to be something to wheeze at

  • @asiafortson78
    @asiafortson78 2 роки тому +43

    The game “In Love” that you mentioned is actually still being developed but it’s developer is putting down for the time being because they live in Ukraine..

    • @sansthecommenter1976
      @sansthecommenter1976 2 роки тому +5

      the creator canceled it 4 years ago due to in real life problems he was having??

    • @asiafortson78
      @asiafortson78 2 роки тому +1

      @@sansthecommenter1976 Well their country was attacked so yeah. But they didn’t completely abandon the project

  • @formerchampion1442
    @formerchampion1442 2 роки тому +45

    You’ve gotta play the sans one now

  • @myakadolph2507
    @myakadolph2507 2 роки тому +32

    cannot believe content this good is free

  • @YouurrMommm
    @YouurrMommm 2 роки тому +29

    Kwite should play the Madness Combat dating simulator
    Funny as hell

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 2 роки тому +4

      Theres a what?!

    • @YouurrMommm
      @YouurrMommm 2 роки тому +2

      @@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 Lol, the same person who made FNF made the Madness Combat dating simulator

    • @miaspaghetti
      @miaspaghetti 2 роки тому

      @@YouurrMommm ninjamuffin used his coding skills well

    • @s0urkandies67
      @s0urkandies67 2 роки тому

      WHAT ?

  • @MD-474
    @MD-474 2 роки тому +4

    19:03 “look at him, he’s just enjoying life.”
    Did you really just say that to a ghost

  • @CarlytheQueenofChaos
    @CarlytheQueenofChaos 2 роки тому +5

    As someone who actually plans on making a game with some friends or some shit yeah that's exactly how storyboarding and especially design works.

  • @genobeeno
    @genobeeno 2 роки тому +42

    I don’t like how fast I clicked on this video after reading the title..

  • @BugArcadez
    @BugArcadez 2 місяці тому +2

    See, in MY HONEST OPINION, Napstablook would be a better partner then Toriel, mentally.

  • @karl_0312
    @karl_0312 2 роки тому +16

    This and the daddy dating simulator are peak parent bi energy

  • @pixelninja577
    @pixelninja577 2 роки тому +18

    KWITE WHEEZING AT TORIEL IS THE BEST OMG. KWITE I FEEL YA THERE 😭 MOMMY TORIEL

  • @ЕбатьШвецию
    @ЕбатьШвецию 2 роки тому +8

    2:05 that’s my entire dating life in one sentence

  • @cheezcak974
    @cheezcak974 2 роки тому +8

    “There are so many different ways to fuck skeletons”.
    Never thought I’d hear that but ok.

  • @diAdrex7
    @diAdrex7 2 роки тому +14

    flowey is so emo, "i DonT fEeL aNytHiNG" 🙄 smh

  • @just_another_undertale_gac9907
    @just_another_undertale_gac9907 2 роки тому +8

    Oh god. Just wait until he plays UnderLust or UnderTail...

  • @KilIimanjar0
    @KilIimanjar0 Рік тому +4

    Toriel: *appears on screen*
    Kwite: *Car noises*

  • @stephenarts1422
    @stephenarts1422 2 роки тому +3

    Toriel being thin is cursed

  • @GhostParsnip
    @GhostParsnip 2 роки тому +10

    Why did I immediately click on the video when I saw the title

  • @pisskinkuwu6307
    @pisskinkuwu6307 2 роки тому +10

    flowey looks constipated as hell 💀

  • @ZeraAxon
    @ZeraAxon 2 роки тому +2

    14:46 Lmao such dedication. This dude is hilarious, I'm definitely going to check out your YT and Twitch.

  • @rayenryu_47
    @rayenryu_47 2 роки тому +8

    Ayo Kwite how about dayshift at Freddy’s?

  • @justnatasha_romanianguy
    @justnatasha_romanianguy 2 роки тому +2

    "Kwussy" ..Sometimes I'm *worried* for humanity.. Even makes me *gag* when I think about it..

  • @swatchbox6789
    @swatchbox6789 2 роки тому +4

    I like how Kwite played this before continuing Deltarune Ch. 2

  • @kuriistarothe
    @kuriistarothe 2 роки тому +2

    Flowey:are you playing this game to date Sans or something?
    Me:I definitely love Sans, so yeah:)

  • @alexandralaws9595
    @alexandralaws9595 2 роки тому +5

    At 10:14 I spat out my drink out of laughter. It also caught me off guard 🤣🤣

  • @conqueeftador9382
    @conqueeftador9382 2 роки тому +9

    I feel like I'm on an FBI watchlist now

  • @legorobert5378
    @legorobert5378 2 роки тому +2

    Guys, this story has been... adapted into a comic. Just search under(her)tail comic and you will find it!

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому

      Everytime i search up undertail, it auto corrects to undertale.. 🗿💀

  • @kwiteschild3154
    @kwiteschild3154 2 роки тому +16

    Dad, I ate the cat food again...

  • @0PTIQO_01
    @0PTIQO_01 2 роки тому +3

    I just finished watching the video and what caught me off guard was definetly the title photo or what its called-

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Рік тому +2

    9:30 Kwite: “How does the dress cling to her like that?”
    It’s a tight dress. Like, a REALLY TIGHT DRESS. Looking hot isn’t always easy and painless, alright? Both guys and girls gotta deal with that, mostly girls but as a trans man I can confirm the beauty is sometimes nothing but pain.

  • @enderstevmen6692
    @enderstevmen6692 2 роки тому +1

    19:35 drinkin ya own species milk isn't cannibalism bro but it does give you a thought

  • @emmalion1976
    @emmalion1976 2 роки тому +3

    Damn Kwite is really thirsting over toriel. Cant blame him tho that goat be looking like it needs some lamb sauce

  • @milo_south3670
    @milo_south3670 2 роки тому +3

    This is the type of video that I really enjoy to watch, but I would kick in my TV if anyone saw me even clicking the video.

  • @iamtrulygreg7038
    @iamtrulygreg7038 Рік тому +1

    kwites down badness for Toriel is so real

  • @gxxthicflower
    @gxxthicflower 2 роки тому +16

    i saw this notification and thumbnail and i genuinely almost spat out my cinnamon toast crunch

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 2 роки тому +4

      Ayo I havent had that cereal in years

    • @gxxthicflower
      @gxxthicflower 2 роки тому +2

      @@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 its super good

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому +2

      I haven’t drank milk in two months B)

    • @gxxthicflower
      @gxxthicflower 2 роки тому +1

      @@cyborgXcsun are you keeping a streak or something
      are you evading milk at all costs

    • @Yourlocmemes360
      @Yourlocmemes360 2 місяці тому

      ​@@cyborgXcsun ....something tells me that bro is talking about -toriel- something suspicious....

  • @Z1PPERZ
    @Z1PPERZ 2 роки тому +9

    *Does anyone realize that the sans part is perfect for fangirls?*

  • @oreagamerkat9228
    @oreagamerkat9228 10 місяців тому

    dude i watched this video around the time kwite posted it but now that I’ve played undertale im going to. cry. oh my god.

  • @phenibeansanimated7490
    @phenibeansanimated7490 2 роки тому +2

    Not my man kwite fucking losing it over Torie.-

  • @rhyeah9740
    @rhyeah9740 2 роки тому +4

    I swear I would pay to see Kwite’s actual real-time reactions while playing this.

  • @imobsessive
    @imobsessive 2 роки тому +4

    who the hell put in chat "kwitussy reveal???" im fucking crying.
    7:02 GODDAMN UPDATE: EVERYTIME I GLANCE AT CHAT SOMEONE PUTS USSY AFTER EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому +3

      Peoplussy needussy tussy stopussy puttingussy ussu afterussy everythussy.

    • @imobsessive
      @imobsessive 2 роки тому +1

      @@cyborgXcsun PLS IM GONNA HAVE A NEVPUS BREAKDONW 😭😭😭

  • @Sleepy_Moss09
    @Sleepy_Moss09 Рік тому +2

    Springtrap while watching this: 👁️👄👁️

  • @bellacobb8449
    @bellacobb8449 2 роки тому +2

    5:02
    THAT GASP... OF SHOCK..

  • @berrygalexy
    @berrygalexy Рік тому

    this video made a solicitor hang up 10 outta 10 do recommend

  • @yohumanfrisk
    @yohumanfrisk Рік тому +1

    Kwite, I'd love for you to get with Mom. You could be my father. That'd be epic.
    But you're currently with Springtrap, and that's just more correct for you. Y'all are perfect together.

  • @Taki_404
    @Taki_404 2 роки тому +1

    in all of undertale, I want gaster, WD Gaster.

  • @yoiwantapbj854
    @yoiwantapbj854 2 роки тому +9

    Fun fact eating snails can kill humans

    • @patricelegbanon6224
      @patricelegbanon6224 2 роки тому

      What ?!?! I ate snails when I was a kid and I was not feeling sick.(I am African).

    • @yoiwantapbj854
      @yoiwantapbj854 2 роки тому +1

      @@patricelegbanon6224 not all slugs have it but it’s common among them to have a parasitic thing that kill humans

    • @patricelegbanon6224
      @patricelegbanon6224 2 роки тому

      Ok

  • @SprintyFromUkraine
    @SprintyFromUkraine Рік тому +4

    Why does this exist...

  • @Kia_NK
    @Kia_NK 2 роки тому +5

    Fellow undertale fans...our past caught up to us

  • @mr.random-gaming3786
    @mr.random-gaming3786 2 роки тому +1

    i love how ur just truely simping over toriel

  • @tomothedog4609
    @tomothedog4609 2 роки тому +3

    "clear frame of mind", *fire*

  • @_p1st4chio
    @_p1st4chio 2 роки тому +1

    3:24 WHY IS THE FLOWER CHOMPIN THEIR TOUNGE LIKE THAT 😭

  • @lazitazi5645
    @lazitazi5645 2 роки тому +3

    My childhood sins are crawling up my spine...

  • @lambsauce149
    @lambsauce149 2 роки тому +2

    Toriel is a main reason I have an interest in anthro animals

  • @krswic7863
    @krswic7863 2 роки тому +1

    Oh, this game. It's actually cool that you played it! Even though it never gets realeased... Still was kinda funny.

  • @connormcgarvey2942
    @connormcgarvey2942 Рік тому

    Bro im getting the weirdest nostalgia from this I watched a playthrough like 4 years ago

  • @autism21918
    @autism21918 2 роки тому +1

    I already know that y'all are gonna go straight to sans once y'all play this game

  • @vukxsh1n
    @vukxsh1n 2 роки тому +7

    awooga

  • @acoolnameright
    @acoolnameright 5 місяців тому

    I have avoided this video for far too long. Two years to be exact.
    I suppose it's time to watch the video that made me have a genuine heart attack when i saw it.

  • @SheeshMaster64
    @SheeshMaster64 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, didnt even talk to sans, i got baited

  • @dawnhughes6684
    @dawnhughes6684 Рік тому +1

    I wish video games were real

  • @Fishwolfcrow
    @Fishwolfcrow Рік тому

    14:53 frisk downstairs about to do human genocide after hearing this

  • @Ali_06230
    @Ali_06230 2 роки тому +2

    Is it bad that my mind went “KWITES A F****NG FURRY” when he had the heart eye glasses on for Toriel lol

  • @aikoafton30
    @aikoafton30 2 роки тому +1

    Kwite, no it's from the *O R I G N A L* game, Undertale.

  • @the_epic_memer553
    @the_epic_memer553 2 роки тому +1

    The Boltzmann brain hypothesis suggests that it is more likely for a single brain to spontaneously and briefly form in a void (complete with a memory of having existed in our universe) than it is for the universe to have come about as the result of a random fluctuation in a universe in thermal equilibrium.
    In this physics thought experiment, a Boltzmann brain is a fully formed brain, complete with memories of a full human life in our universe, that arises due to extremely rare random fluctuations out of a state of thermodynamic equilibrium. Theoretically, over an extremely large but not infinite amount of time, by sheer chance, atoms in a void could spontaneously come together in such a way as to assemble a functioning human brain. Like any brain in such circumstances (the hostile vacuum of space with no blood supply or body), it would almost immediately stop functioning and begin to deteriorate.[1]
    The idea is named after the Austrian physicist Ludwig Boltzmann (1844-1906), who, in 1896, published a theory that tried to account for the fact that humans find themselves in a universe that is not as chaotic as the budding field of thermodynamics seemed to predict. He offered several explanations, one of them being that the universe, even one that is fully random (or at thermal equilibrium), would spontaneously fluctuate to a more ordered (or low-entropy) state. It was first proposed as a reductio ad absurdum response to Boltzmann's early explanation for the low-entropy state of our universe.[2]
    The Boltzmann brain gained new relevance around 2002, when some cosmologists[who?] started to become concerned that, in many theories about the Universe, human brains in the current universe appear to be vastly less likely than Boltzmann brains will be in the future; this leads to the conclusion that, statistically, humans are likely to be Boltzmann brains.[citation needed] Such a reductio ad absurdum argument is sometimes used to argue against certain theories of the Universe. When applied to more recent theories about the multiverse, Boltzmann brain arguments are part of the unsolved measure problem of cosmology. Physics, being an experimental science, uses the Boltzmann brain thought experiment as a tool for evaluating competing scientific theories.

  • @LZRMonkey249
    @LZRMonkey249 2 роки тому +1

    Your goddamb thumbnails keep getting me back

  • @LocalSerbian
    @LocalSerbian 2 роки тому

    Dang, it,s crazy that mike wazolski got into the underground.

  • @FlourForrest
    @FlourForrest 2 роки тому +2

    I KNEW IT. HE IS A SANS FANGIRL. THIS IS WHY KWANS EXISTS

  • @Theonefromcrk
    @Theonefromcrk Рік тому +1

    Where can I get this game so I can grab that papyruss-BECAUSE THE GAME LOOKS COOL

  • @NE0MEW
    @NE0MEW 2 роки тому +3

    What's better pancakes or waffles and why

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому

      Waffles, they’re smaller and taste better, they aren’t sweeter like pancakes which make me throw up, and there are more flavors- obviously you can put fruit in the pancakes after but waffles go along with more stuff

    • @lakethefrog
      @lakethefrog 3 місяці тому

      I have never eaten waffle before sooo pancakess

  • @star..boy_
    @star..boy_ 2 роки тому

    if anyone else except toriel made those jokes/puns kwite would have decked them in the face and called them a denthead

  • @Roomy_boi
    @Roomy_boi 2 роки тому +2

    my hope for humanity keeps rapidly declining by the day

  • @TheSillySystem
    @TheSillySystem 2 роки тому

    Me just starting to watch this:
    Toriel: you may accompany me on my way home at the end at the ruins"
    U simping:
    Me: some fun about to go down at that house

  • @janessatrusty4077
    @janessatrusty4077 Рік тому +2

    bro he's cheating on Golden Boonie holy cow