I remember seeing T2 at the Del Amo Mall. My parents took me, and it was an absolute experience! The audience was cheering throughout the film and it's all people would talk about for what felt like the next year, leading up to its VHS release. You had to be there to know juat how important the film was back then.
This is my all-tine favourite movie - it's an exciting and fun watch, with the CGI being quite revolutionary for the time. I actually saw it in the cinema in 2 countries (UK and US) and was annoyed that the UK theatrical release had some cuts compared to the US release!
Especially after the abomination, Dark Fate, which trashed John Connor 3 minutes into the movie. Brutal. Great special effects, tho. The Sarah and John cameos aged appropriately were exemplary.
This is a great movie, I love how the T-1000 could swap from friendly to menacing. He also relished his mission rather than simply coldly carrying it out. It gave the Terminators personality and not just presence. Speaking of presence, despite not having the physicality of Arnie, he has great presence. The Aliens movies have been in vogue lately and are an obvious comparison anyway. All 4 movies are fantastic but for me, in both cases, thrillers beat out action... only just. Your reviews are great. So full of fun and very creative. Your love for the material is just as clear through.
Every actor regardless of their part did brilliant in this but I am always amazed that Joe Morton didn't become a higher profile actor. A lot of people don't like Blues Brothers 2000 but there's no denying his brilliant singing and dancing.
I’ve told this story multiple times, but my dad worked in Silicon Valley in the building next door to where Cameron filmed the Cyberdyne shootout in Fremont, CA. It was a new office complex, and Credence Systems Corp, along with a couple others, were the only tenants at the time. We wound up tailgating out of our minivan and watching Arnold using the minigun live. Ironically enough, we had one of those 5” Sony portable tvs in our van, and we had “Masters of the Universe”(1987) going while the filming was happening (KBHK and KOFY tended to run that movie repeatedly).
I just read a story about a man who saw the filming of Back to the Future, the DeLorean test scenes next to the mall, some people are truly lucky to witness film history.
I vividly remember the day my big brother let me watch this . . . on VHS! To say it had a profound impact on me is an understatement. It’s a great film. But as I get older, the first film appeals to me more for its succinct pacing and vibes. Plus, and this ain’t fair on T2, the regurgitation of the sequel’s iconography and the contrivances made to keep going has robbed Judgment Day of its magic. For me anyway. The film’s don’t change, we do.
I was eagerly awaiting this improved review after your T1 re-review :D good point about the remasters, I hate when all the film grain is totally gone. Especially since grain often conveys some picture detail as well, and is an interesting texture. I suspect the grain reduction is done more for streaming (high grain films run through low-bitrate compression can be visually incomprehensible) than for home media release (where our TVs all have noise reduction settings too).
Alex Ball did a video on the T2 soundtrack, it's worth a watch. The soundtrack was pretty much all done with the Fairlight CMI sampling workstation with down pitched samples creating a lot of the iconic sounds.
My comparison tend to lean between the Terminator and Alien franchises. It's been so long since I've seen Godfather II. Very often those movies were played late at night so when it came to the latter half of the movie, my concentration was flagging. I recently saw Godfather Part I at the cinema at a decent time. Again, see it before but struggled with the latter half. Mind-blowing movie.
@@jamesabernethy7896 While I love both Godfather movies, I can see your point. Each for a different reason. With The Godfather, I think it's typical of many stories spread out over many years. They tend compress the ending and what actually covers more time than the first half uses up far less time. After Sonny's and Appolonia's deaths, there's the meeting with the Five Families, time skip and Michael's been back a year and goes see Kay. Then another skip and we're told Michael's son is three years old. Another indeterminate skip and Michael is made head of the family. With Part II, I think it's just the bleakness of it all. You've realized that all the characters suck to varying degrees and it's a lot of people dying for no good reason.
Godfather II, T2 and Aliens are undisputably the best sequels of all time, I would like to add The Road Warrior, that film just took the elements of Mad Max and make it better, even the action, also due to the bigger budget, I saw it recently and it was mind-blowing.
@@carlrood4457 Even though it was on the small screen at our local cinema it was such a great experience. I've been trying to research it but can't find anything. I swear when the big time jump happens the film stock changes. It feels more significant than just colours and lighting. I never noticed it on TV before.
I gotta say, this is one of your best, maybe the best, I dunno because I don't really watch them, my cat does, and gives me a synopsis AI pushing the envelope...that's it, you're never doing better than that, I can see a 30 minute sketch with Auntie Donna out of that one joke. Masterful You said the cheque's in the mail, right?
I always wondered what it would be like if the T-1000 showed up looking like Kyle Reese. The character showing back up would be a head scratcher but would throw everyone off. Sarah would be pushed further into psychosis but would be an interesting twist. Role reversal of the characters
One of the great things in this film and in the original is just how messed up this sort of thing makes people. Kyle was clearly suffering from PTSD and now so is Sarah. She's willing to murder a man in front of his children. She's been on the edge so long and is hanging by a finger. Her son and, ironically, a Terminator help pull her back. She's a badass, but deeply traumatized. She's capable, but not a girlboss.
Its a phenomenal film and a worthy followup to The Terminator. Personally, i favour T1 over T2, but id happily spend any evening watching either of them. Making Arnie as a good Terminator was a masterstroke too. To this day, i question if any policeman is actually madr of liquid metal as they approach me, and that includes the one who is my brother.
Even if I was born +10 years after the movie came out (my mother saw this and the first one in theaters), I love it, can't get tired of it, also the films look pretty modern, I love that in old films, the dangers of AI is more relevant than ever (can't believe Cameron decided to remaster his own movies like that).
I saw the film in the cinema in 1991 without knowing much about the plot. So the twist of which Terminator was good and evil worked well when i saw it. I'm sure that there were no spoilers in the reviews at the time too.
I think it helps because you don't really have to compare them because the tones are so different. There's also a bit of logic to why the tone is different. For example, the second didn't have to deal with a character completely unfamiliar and untrained with the situation. The heavier action makes sense compared to just trying to get away and survive in the first movie because Sarah wasn't prepared to handle it.
@@jamesabernethy7896Their first movies also had a distinguished horror elements, also Ripley and Sarah Connor, not only the strongest female heroes, but also final girls.
@@jesustovar2549 I can totally understand why there is a debate with both movies about whether 1 or 2 is better. It's so hard, not only because they are all fantastic movies but because they are so different from each other. I have often brought up Ripley and Sarah Connor as examples of well-written strong characters. Part of that is that they are surrounded by strong and capable men, they just prove themselves to be more resilient. While I can't deny the fact that these movies have strong horror elements, I have always been drawn to them because of the sci-fi elements. I've only recently started watching what I would call pure horror. I love special effects and ended up watching things about horror movies, but not watching the movies because, while fascinating, they seemed cheesy. I'm really enjoying them now.
This is the difference between sequel and franchise. Time travel is a sketchy plot from the outset. It can severely muffle the consequences of the actions taken. This is what most of the further films do. They pretty much say the best movie in the series doesn't matter. Salvation, as a prequel probably had the most potential since they didn't have undo anything.
Scientifically, the T-1000 makes no sense whatsoever. How does the T-1000 computer processor work? Is the intelligence and memory contained at the molecular level? This isn't the far future. It's a few years into the future. We can't even engineer a visit back to the moon yet. Was T2 awesome? Hellz yeah.
Terminator 2 doesn't really work when you think about the future element. So the set up for T1 is that the machines, having just LOST THE WAR, have just about had time to send back a terminator to kill Sarah Connor before John is born. Thankfully, the humans get there just in time and are able to send back Kyle. Fine. Makes sense. But then apparently, the humans stepped back from the time machine and let the defeated machines somehow send an even better terminator back in time to kill John himself. Obviously, the machines could have sent this better terminator back the first time around, but for some reason chose not to. They could also have sent this better terminator back to the same time as the first one, because there ain't no way that Kyle and Sarah could have fought off Arnie and Patrick at the same time! So having happily allowed the defeated machines to send back another terminator, the humans then wave the machines away again and send back their own reprogrammed Arnie. This scenario gets even weirder when you consider T3, in that the humans then stepped back a second time to let the defeated machines send an even BETTER BETTER terminator back in time.... ....But don't worry, they had an emergency back up Arnie for just such a scenario....
I do like time travel as a concept but it can get complicated. My way of thinking about it is that each time the timeline loops around. Skynet comes into being, with its consistent logical computer processes, it manages to piece together the elements that changed the timeline before. Terminator wreckage, damage from time jumps and so on. It attempts again to alter the timeline without having experienced the time before but still having a good idea what happened.
I don't think the scenario of what is going on in the future ever bears too much thinking about in these films. They bounce back and forth between a fatalistic view of the future and one where the timeline is open to infinite modification. The rules of what can time-travel and how seem to change too. But the movies background all of that to keep you from putting it under the microscope. At least, the good ones do.
What is truly remarkable about T2 is it is SO COMPLEX a movie and yet he managed to make the entire film including ridiculously groundbreaking FX IN LESS THAN 8 months! He STARTED filming this in mid-October of 1990 and it was (barely) ready for release July 3,1991 (and was STILL being filmed in early May!)…and yet it still LOOKS SO GOOD FOR SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUSLY RUSHED
..i heard that they were going to try again. ...as long as it's about John Connor and they don't try to make him the bad guy or replace him or fill it with woke identity politics I'll watch it. ....he should continue the plot of TTSCC TV show that only ran for two seasons and ended on a total cliff hanger. ...that was back in 2009 and I'm still mad about it. It was the perfect continuation of T2 IMO. ...
Two things will take me out of a movie or tv show immediately. A girl in a show who's supposed to be gorgeous and everyone wants... but she's ugly. And a boy who is supposed to be hip and cool... but he's an obnoxious dork no one would hang out with. Other than that... Terminator 2 was awesome.
Still the best action film ever made. 0:42 Reportedly, Arnold once said that the second film spent more on craft services than the entire first film cost.
Yes, it's a newer bigger, better version of something we reviewed in 2020.
kinda a sequel, about a sequel?
Fuck film grain, it looks awful.
Another damn fine job by Stan Fine 😂❤ one of the greatest movies👍
I'm a devout member of the Church of That Shot with Arnold Walking Down the Hall in Slow Motion Whipping a Shotty Out of a Box of Roses
Hey, that sounds like a great name for a band.. firearms and flowers.
"Lunch with Al and Melissa", I died.
Everyone did
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I remember seeing T2 at the Del Amo Mall. My parents took me, and it was an absolute experience! The audience was cheering throughout the film and it's all people would talk about for what felt like the next year, leading up to its VHS release.
You had to be there to know juat how important the film was back then.
I remember people talking about this even 3 years after its release.
This is my all-tine favourite movie - it's an exciting and fun watch, with the CGI being quite revolutionary for the time. I actually saw it in the cinema in 2 countries (UK and US) and was annoyed that the UK theatrical release had some cuts compared to the US release!
Best Terminator ever
Especially after the abomination, Dark Fate, which trashed John Connor 3 minutes into the movie. Brutal.
Great special effects, tho. The Sarah and John cameos aged appropriately were exemplary.
This is a great movie, I love how the T-1000 could swap from friendly to menacing. He also relished his mission rather than simply coldly carrying it out. It gave the Terminators personality and not just presence. Speaking of presence, despite not having the physicality of Arnie, he has great presence.
The Aliens movies have been in vogue lately and are an obvious comparison anyway. All 4 movies are fantastic but for me, in both cases, thrillers beat out action... only just.
Your reviews are great. So full of fun and very creative. Your love for the material is just as clear through.
Fun fact. In this timeline Prof Dyson invented a vacuum cleaner.
He’s also a British White Man.
The monster! He must be stopped and all his works destroyed to prevent that future from coming to pass.
And it sucks!
Protect Henry
Every actor regardless of their part did brilliant in this but I am always amazed that Joe Morton didn't become a higher profile actor. A lot of people don't like Blues Brothers 2000 but there's no denying his brilliant singing and dancing.
T2 still looks remarkable nearly 35yrs on, stuffed with funny gags gurning and witty one liners.
I’ve told this story multiple times, but my dad worked in Silicon Valley in the building next door to where Cameron filmed the Cyberdyne shootout in Fremont, CA. It was a new office complex, and Credence Systems Corp, along with a couple others, were the only tenants at the time.
We wound up tailgating out of our minivan and watching Arnold using the minigun live. Ironically enough, we had one of those 5” Sony portable tvs in our van, and we had “Masters of the Universe”(1987) going while the filming was happening (KBHK and KOFY tended to run that movie repeatedly).
Sweeeeeet!
I just read a story about a man who saw the filming of Back to the Future, the DeLorean test scenes next to the mall, some people are truly lucky to witness film history.
Cool story. Here's how you can make it even better: leave out the last, boring, unironic part. It's boring and lacks irony.
I vividly remember the day my big brother let me watch this . . . on VHS!
To say it had a profound impact on me is an understatement. It’s a great film.
But as I get older, the first film appeals to me more for its succinct pacing and vibes.
Plus, and this ain’t fair on T2, the regurgitation of the sequel’s iconography and the contrivances made to keep going has robbed Judgment Day of its magic.
For me anyway. The film’s don’t change, we do.
A perfect movie for its time.
I was eagerly awaiting this improved review after your T1 re-review :D good point about the remasters, I hate when all the film grain is totally gone. Especially since grain often conveys some picture detail as well, and is an interesting texture. I suspect the grain reduction is done more for streaming (high grain films run through low-bitrate compression can be visually incomprehensible) than for home media release (where our TVs all have noise reduction settings too).
Alex Ball did a video on the T2 soundtrack, it's worth a watch. The soundtrack was pretty much all done with the Fairlight CMI sampling workstation with down pitched samples creating a lot of the iconic sounds.
In many ways, T2 eclipses T1. In other ways, T1 eclipses T2. In that sense they are like the Godfather and Godfather II
My comparison tend to lean between the Terminator and Alien franchises. It's been so long since I've seen Godfather II. Very often those movies were played late at night so when it came to the latter half of the movie, my concentration was flagging. I recently saw Godfather Part I at the cinema at a decent time. Again, see it before but struggled with the latter half. Mind-blowing movie.
@@jamesabernethy7896 While I love both Godfather movies, I can see your point. Each for a different reason. With The Godfather, I think it's typical of many stories spread out over many years. They tend compress the ending and what actually covers more time than the first half uses up far less time. After Sonny's and Appolonia's deaths, there's the meeting with the Five Families, time skip and Michael's been back a year and goes see Kay. Then another skip and we're told Michael's son is three years old. Another indeterminate skip and Michael is made head of the family.
With Part II, I think it's just the bleakness of it all. You've realized that all the characters suck to varying degrees and it's a lot of people dying for no good reason.
Godfather II, T2 and Aliens are undisputably the best sequels of all time, I would like to add The Road Warrior, that film just took the elements of Mad Max and make it better, even the action, also due to the bigger budget, I saw it recently and it was mind-blowing.
@@carlrood4457 Even though it was on the small screen at our local cinema it was such a great experience. I've been trying to research it but can't find anything. I swear when the big time jump happens the film stock changes. It feels more significant than just colours and lighting. I never noticed it on TV before.
And they're both better than the third one.
It’s my all-time favorite sequel movie - up to now in 2024 it still stands the test of time with the CGI
Absolutely. It's better than ANYTHING today. For a film that's over 33 years old, that's remarkable.
I've always enjoyed your subtle (British?) puns and humor in your videos, Stam, but this one is a high point. Well done, sir. Your wit is unmatched.
I like to see The Terminator & T2 as one long movie in two parts, since they are of the same quality and complement each other so well
Couldn't agree more.
Your cat joke made me think: Maybe Cameron's telling us "in here the humans are kept in cages by animals"😹
Yay! I can learn about movies via your videos without having to actually sit and watch them!
great video as always, please please please please please please do condorman please please please with a cherry on top!
Have you seen this boy?
Absolutely brilliant sequel.
Great cast and compelling story.
Hasta la vista, maybe?
The extra fingers when pushing the envelope was a solid jape, nicely done.
Had to work out how to delete a “Lunch with Elle and Melissa” reminder Siri just created for me 😂
AI sight gag with the hand was genius 😁
Terminator 2: 7Days
I gotta say, this is one of your best, maybe the best, I dunno because I don't really watch them, my cat does, and gives me a synopsis
AI pushing the envelope...that's it, you're never doing better than that, I can see a 30 minute sketch with Auntie Donna out of that one joke.
Masterful
You said the cheque's in the mail, right?
I always wondered what it would be like if the T-1000 showed up looking like Kyle Reese. The character showing back up would be a head scratcher but would throw everyone off. Sarah would be pushed further into psychosis but would be an interesting twist. Role reversal of the characters
One of the great things in this film and in the original is just how messed up this sort of thing makes people. Kyle was clearly suffering from PTSD and now so is Sarah. She's willing to murder a man in front of his children. She's been on the edge so long and is hanging by a finger. Her son and, ironically, a Terminator help pull her back. She's a badass, but deeply traumatized. She's capable, but not a girlboss.
I am a really accomplished accountant Aardvark....write on..
I want to see the Australian terminator version. Lol
People do commentaries on UA-cam, I'm surprised someone hasn't done an Aussie redub.
That line cracked me up !
Its a phenomenal film and a worthy followup to The Terminator. Personally, i favour T1 over T2, but id happily spend any evening watching either of them. Making Arnie as a good Terminator was a masterstroke too. To this day, i question if any policeman is actually madr of liquid metal as they approach me, and that includes the one who is my brother.
The first two movies were fantastic.
{:o:O:}
There are TWO terminator Movies!! /Picard
This movie coined "It's Morphin time!!!"
T2 is easily one of my favourite sequels of all time and up until mad Max Fury Road it was my favourite action movie of all time.
The Aussie-voiced terminator was about the perfect sound bite!
That floored me !
OK, now I want to see the Aussie Terminator.
Excellent review and hilarious commentary.
Even if I was born +10 years after the movie came out (my mother saw this and the first one in theaters), I love it, can't get tired of it, also the films look pretty modern, I love that in old films, the dangers of AI is more relevant than ever (can't believe Cameron decided to remaster his own movies like that).
I saw the film in the cinema in 1991 without knowing much about the plot. So the twist of which Terminator was good and evil worked well when i saw it. I'm sure that there were no spoilers in the reviews at the time too.
The Siri bit activated my Siri. Seriously.
Oh, you should definitely do The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
best action film ever made.
I prefer the first as 'film', but this is the ultimate popcorn sequel, of the type you just don't get anymore.
A great way to look at the movie. With this and the Alien movies, I think Thriller just beats out Acton.
I think it helps because you don't really have to compare them because the tones are so different. There's also a bit of logic to why the tone is different. For example, the second didn't have to deal with a character completely unfamiliar and untrained with the situation. The heavier action makes sense compared to just trying to get away and survive in the first movie because Sarah wasn't prepared to handle it.
@@jamesabernethy7896Their first movies also had a distinguished horror elements, also Ripley and Sarah Connor, not only the strongest female heroes, but also final girls.
@@jesustovar2549 I can totally understand why there is a debate with both movies about whether 1 or 2 is better. It's so hard, not only because they are all fantastic movies but because they are so different from each other.
I have often brought up Ripley and Sarah Connor as examples of well-written strong characters. Part of that is that they are surrounded by strong and capable men, they just prove themselves to be more resilient.
While I can't deny the fact that these movies have strong horror elements, I have always been drawn to them because of the sci-fi elements. I've only recently started watching what I would call pure horror. I love special effects and ended up watching things about horror movies, but not watching the movies because, while fascinating, they seemed cheesy. I'm really enjoying them now.
There is Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and no other Terminator movies.
Precisely.
There's something ironic about using AI in a film that highlights how the machines will take over the world and destroy humanity.
T2 is the greatest action film ever made as far as im concerned
I want to watch the Aussie version of Terminator 2 lol 🤣🤣🤣
It's robot Frankenstein.
Size and volume is a little different. A T1000 would be able to appear bigger if it hollow itself a bit to fit the outside volume.
Letter 'A'.
The little Australianisms you always manage to slip in are bonza!
T2 was fantastic, but after this many years... ummm... it's time to MOVE ONWARD. :) To move forward.
A great video as always, Stam.
The Aussie dub over Arnie nearly killed me.
"Come with me if you want to live, dumb cu**: ROFLMAO
Hoping for a Terminator 1 40th anniversary on 4K disc soon.
Why is there no Australian Terminator? As an Australian, I approve this concept.
Please cover Trancers one day. If you haven't seen it you'll be in for a pleasant surprise
I think‘voice controlled’ is more accurate. 😀
This is the difference between sequel and franchise. Time travel is a sketchy plot from the outset. It can severely muffle the consequences of the actions taken. This is what most of the further films do. They pretty much say the best movie in the series doesn't matter.
Salvation, as a prequel probably had the most potential since they didn't have undo anything.
"Live with me if you want to come."
I think you might have watched a different (and X-rated) version of this film!
@@johnpotts8308Penetrator 2:Dildo Day.
c. 1995?? That's the first time I've heard that but you're right. It's not 1991 because John would be 7. But isn't he about 13? (1998)
👍👍👍🎥
Arnold Schwarzenegger is... Johann Sebastian Bach
"I'll Be Bach" - a Film by James Cameron.
cameron being open to and embracing AI film tools is ironic
The last movie in the franchise, 2 movies and a* cut short tv series.
Scientifically, the T-1000 makes no sense whatsoever. How does the T-1000 computer processor work? Is the intelligence and memory contained at the molecular level? This isn't the far future. It's a few years into the future. We can't even engineer a visit back to the moon yet.
Was T2 awesome? Hellz yeah.
I am interviewing Gale Anne Hurd on my channel next Wednesday at 6pm UK time
Terminator 2 doesn't really work when you think about the future element.
So the set up for T1 is that the machines, having just LOST THE WAR, have just about had time to send back a terminator to kill Sarah Connor before John is born. Thankfully, the humans get there just in time and are able to send back Kyle. Fine. Makes sense.
But then apparently, the humans stepped back from the time machine and let the defeated machines somehow send an even better terminator back in time to kill John himself. Obviously, the machines could have sent this better terminator back the first time around, but for some reason chose not to. They could also have sent this better terminator back to the same time as the first one, because there ain't no way that Kyle and Sarah could have fought off Arnie and Patrick at the same time!
So having happily allowed the defeated machines to send back another terminator, the humans then wave the machines away again and send back their own reprogrammed Arnie.
This scenario gets even weirder when you consider T3, in that the humans then stepped back a second time to let the defeated machines send an even BETTER BETTER terminator back in time....
....But don't worry, they had an emergency back up Arnie for just such a scenario....
I do like time travel as a concept but it can get complicated. My way of thinking about it is that each time the timeline loops around. Skynet comes into being, with its consistent logical computer processes, it manages to piece together the elements that changed the timeline before. Terminator wreckage, damage from time jumps and so on. It attempts again to alter the timeline without having experienced the time before but still having a good idea what happened.
I don't think the scenario of what is going on in the future ever bears too much thinking about in these films. They bounce back and forth between a fatalistic view of the future and one where the timeline is open to infinite modification. The rules of what can time-travel and how seem to change too. But the movies background all of that to keep you from putting it under the microscope. At least, the good ones do.
It's simple, ALL Terminator films are separate timelines/realities,
What is truly remarkable about T2 is it is SO COMPLEX a movie and yet he managed to make the entire film including ridiculously groundbreaking FX IN LESS THAN 8 months! He STARTED filming this in mid-October of 1990 and it was (barely) ready for release July 3,1991 (and was STILL being filmed in early May!)…and yet it still LOOKS SO GOOD FOR SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUSLY RUSHED
Yes, A.I. is great . . whem helmed by great people willing to put in the time, talent and money, just like CG or even practical effects.
Sarah was in the mental hospital because she tried to blow up a computer factory.
..i heard that they were going to try again. ...as long as it's about John Connor and they don't try to make him the bad guy or replace him or fill it with woke identity politics I'll watch it. ....he should continue the plot of TTSCC TV show that only ran for two seasons and ended on a total cliff hanger. ...that was back in 2009 and I'm still mad about it. It was the perfect continuation of T2 IMO. ...
Two things will take me out of a movie or tv show immediately. A girl in a show who's supposed to be gorgeous and everyone wants... but she's ugly. And a boy who is supposed to be hip and cool... but he's an obnoxious dork no one would hang out with. Other than that... Terminator 2 was awesome.
It's very good, but I don't see why people get so gaga over it. It's not as good as the first one.
I used to really like this channel but now too many midroll Ads.
I love all these armchair critics thinking they know more about movie restoration than James Cameron. Show some respect.
Trying way too hard to be funny
Disappointing movie.
Still the best action film ever made.
0:42 Reportedly, Arnold once said that the second film spent more on craft services than the entire first film cost.
10:15 Who were the first 12?
5:45 for I shall zay dis only once...
(also ... Eddie Furlong.. I guess. I mean he's no Meeno Peluce.)
The fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies?!?