Top Ten Music Genres I HATE!!

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  • Опубліковано 10 чер 2020
  • you wont believe numbers 10 to 4
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  • @steezydan8543
    @steezydan8543 4 роки тому +3159

    Top Ten Music Genres I Hate:
    # 1 - Myself

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 4 роки тому +11325

    You don't need to censor your swears, the algorithm doesn't understand Scottish. Nor does anyone else tbh

    • @DaedalusCommunity
      @DaedalusCommunity 4 роки тому +161

      2:24 well actually it's a kelegram of feathers

    • @Charlie-vq5xy
      @Charlie-vq5xy 4 роки тому +29

      I like how you say that as if it's another language

    • @djake_marthall
      @djake_marthall 4 роки тому +49

      If you can't understand Scottish, how did you understand that he said he needed to censor himself? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 роки тому +37

      @@djake_marthall maybe theyre scottish

    • @DetectiveConack
      @DetectiveConack 4 роки тому +14

      yeah, even the Scotsman got away with swearing in Samurai Jack lmao

  • @CJ-po2nq
    @CJ-po2nq 3 роки тому +3447

    The audacity joke made me laugh more than it should’ve

  • @plfanonyt
    @plfanonyt 3 роки тому +2099

    Kmac: “Coming in at number SEX”

    • @lucasgarcia9330
      @lucasgarcia9330 3 роки тому +10

      ok n't Simon

    • @reverberation_9
      @reverberation_9 3 роки тому +3

      So the number was 69, huh. Scotland has a weird number system

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 2 роки тому +1

      That’s Scottish for ya!

    • @MrHrannsi
      @MrHrannsi 2 роки тому +1

      In Icelandic the word for the number six is sex, so here you go, useless information you can live without :p

    • @alguem292
      @alguem292 Рік тому +3

      @@romeohio19 you must be fun at parties

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 4 роки тому +11543

    A whole month waited for this trash, love it

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 4 роки тому +2843

    It's not like he speaks English, but we understand him.

  • @HimanXK
    @HimanXK 4 роки тому +1193

    "Djent is just what happens when swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on their guitars"
    Amazing

    • @benoit4652
      @benoit4652 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @mateogilruth3228
      @mateogilruth3228 3 роки тому +1

      Boyinaband reference lol

    • @AvithOrtega
      @AvithOrtega 3 роки тому +15

      Someone with a verified account change the description of the Wikipedia article now!

    • @glitterbug6236
      @glitterbug6236 3 роки тому +8

      meshuggah looking at this now: 👀

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 роки тому +11

      And immediately afterward, Dub Step is just what happens when Skrillex tries to play Vildhjarta on his synthesiser.
      I must say I love them both.

  • @irishhockey2181
    @irishhockey2181 3 роки тому +937

    He’s a more badass version of Shrek

    • @unity__3829
      @unity__3829 3 роки тому +47

      shrek is just a less scottish version of him

    • @smolchungus9213
      @smolchungus9213 3 роки тому +13

      Kmac is like when shrek uses 2% of his full power..
      And he turned into a musician for some reason

    • @Miley-vk1sw
      @Miley-vk1sw 3 роки тому

      Why does this kinda make sense

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 2 роки тому +4

      Nah he's the cooler version of the Ladybug from Bug's Life

  • @hemispheres789
    @hemispheres789 4 роки тому +660

    The Emperor of Shitposting has returned...

  • @NikNocturnal
    @NikNocturnal 4 роки тому +5330

    Lmao the grass comment was legend

  • @SanguineThor
    @SanguineThor 4 роки тому +1354

    That "orange" joke is big brain because orange is like opposite and complementary to Blue

    • @saucesage5097
      @saucesage5097 3 роки тому +19

      I thought red was the opposite of blue my whole life holy sht

    • @EnriquePage91
      @EnriquePage91 3 роки тому +29

      seij_maikel nah son you gotta greend your color theory 😏 lols

    • @elijahamgast
      @elijahamgast 3 роки тому +10

      mykel similarly, it blew my mind when I realized black and yellow has higher contrast than black and white

    • @niloc5533
      @niloc5533 3 роки тому +2

      Johannes itten

    • @mikewazowski7865
      @mikewazowski7865 3 роки тому

      holy shit you’re right, I- wait what do you mean this was 8 months ago? When did this video come ou- HOW HAVE I BEEN SO OUT OF THE LOOP?

  • @robertonome2448
    @robertonome2448 3 роки тому +2670

    Top 10 reasons to listen to metal:
    1. You're depressed
    2. You've got no friends
    3. You're depressed
    4. Nostalgia about your depressed old days
    5.

  • @DeanLamb
    @DeanLamb 4 роки тому +3107

    "I mean, you wrote this entire script."
    M E T A

    • @DeanLamb
      @DeanLamb 4 роки тому +36

      @@jordan.na.dzielni 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 😎 whatup dude

    • @donniegnar5571
      @donniegnar5571 4 роки тому +13

      Dean and Kmac try to LEARN _______...? I fear you may break the internet with that video.

    • @tomislavbajic7781
      @tomislavbajic7781 4 роки тому +2

      THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!

    • @duckduckgo358
      @duckduckgo358 4 роки тому

      Diead laughing at that part lmao

    • @kyleroliver2143
      @kyleroliver2143 4 роки тому +1

      🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

  • @sleeping_away
    @sleeping_away 4 роки тому +684

    Everyone's editing skills went up with the pandemic

    • @Spar7anProjec7
      @Spar7anProjec7 4 роки тому +8

      @Nim Chimpsky Closed pubs and no *F R E E D O M* (*bagpipes screaming) to fight for... What a sad period for scotsmen

    • @la_corchea_rota
      @la_corchea_rota 4 роки тому +1

      Even mine my homeworks look amazing xd

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone suddenly found a use for skillshare

    • @jacklavalley8245
      @jacklavalley8245 4 роки тому +1

      Now that everyone has time and kmac isn't in a bar he has much more time

    • @The_Aleph_Null
      @The_Aleph_Null 4 роки тому +1

      I don't see how kmacs edit skills went up

  • @FaeUtero
    @FaeUtero 3 роки тому +141

    0:38 - Audacity overlay - lmfao

  • @saintsrefuge
    @saintsrefuge 3 роки тому +163

    I couldn't contain myself at "nothing's better than listening to 5 construction sites harmonize with each other" lmaooo

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 роки тому +1479

    Dance music is like water being called drink liquid.

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 роки тому +12

      Dance music makes you do the opposite

    • @iDrunkRS
      @iDrunkRS 4 роки тому +7

      @@yurei3714 ye m8 makes you dew drugs and drink no watuh fir days.

    • @HEATHENYT
      @HEATHENYT 4 роки тому +6

      H U M A N J U I C E

    • @bowel_movement
      @bowel_movement 4 роки тому +3

      @@iDrunkRS help! The dance music MADE me do drugs! And then it forced me to not drink water!

    • @MonoLith2049
      @MonoLith2049 4 роки тому +3

      Lots of genre names are pretty naff. Eg. Drum & bass, because hardly any modern music has those qualities in there.

  • @darkflamerpunkboy
    @darkflamerpunkboy 4 роки тому +2620

    That "audacity" joke was solid. I breathed outward through my nose.

    • @fuji-t
      @fuji-t 4 роки тому +20

      it was a brutal punchline

    • @ojwithbits6642
      @ojwithbits6642 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @davelanciani-dimaensionx
      @davelanciani-dimaensionx 4 роки тому +1

      Oh god - you got COVIDs all over your screen! Run!

    • @Ader1
      @Ader1 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i didn't understand :'(

    • @bobsmythe9949
      @bobsmythe9949 3 роки тому +9

      But did you ever so slightly nod backwards at the same time? Just establishing the level.

  • @Cadesworth
    @Cadesworth 4 роки тому +583

    DANCE MUSIC?
    A MUSING GENRE NAMED AFTER WHAT IT EXPECTS YOU TO DO?
    THAT'S LIKE LOFI HIP-HOP BEING CALLED "LOFI HIP-HOP BEATS TO RELAX/STUDY TO"
    Oh Wait

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 роки тому +1

      Oh wait

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 роки тому +1

      That’s a Spotify advert

    • @jimi272
      @jimi272 3 роки тому +1

      Error 404

  • @DuoXCity
    @DuoXCity 3 роки тому +80

    "Djent is when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on the guitar" Fucking gold

  • @viceshark
    @viceshark 4 роки тому +707

    Take as much of a break as you need homie. We’ll be here when you’re ready.

  • @nme7885
    @nme7885 4 роки тому +737

    Glad to see that the quarantine did not change anything for Kmac.

    • @meghdaniellama1604
      @meghdaniellama1604 4 роки тому +2

      nodews hahaha
      Idubzz
      Athlean-X
      America
      I know what you mean

  • @Fuzzbuggy
    @Fuzzbuggy 3 роки тому +59

    0:30 that yelling fade in/out in the background kills me XD. I can physically imagine Kmac editing that fadeout and laughing his arse off

  • @seanh7585
    @seanh7585 3 роки тому +658

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while...
    "Industrial: Yeah nothing better than listening to 5 construction sites harmonise wit eachother!"
    I lost it!

    • @lonersdreamworld
      @lonersdreamworld 3 роки тому +25

      Fantano: it’s a strong 9 to a 10 on this thing

    • @MatameVideos
      @MatameVideos 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I always thought

    • @workinprogress5431
      @workinprogress5431 3 роки тому +10

      As an industrial fan who works in an industrial environment...sometimes the machines make beats that I want to sample and that's okay. I think.

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 3 роки тому +5

      The Trent joke after that also broke me, I watch this video at least once a month for these two lines

    • @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
      @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 Рік тому

      ​@@workinprogress5431 As an industrial fan who works in an industrial environment

  • @DanRelayer_Ukraine
    @DanRelayer_Ukraine 4 роки тому +1488

    "Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-thank-you-sir."
    K. Macchiavelli, 2020.

  • @tonyspaghetti9043
    @tonyspaghetti9043 4 роки тому +1293

    The overt voice dub of the word "two" is what hit me the hardest

    • @lancecombes
      @lancecombes 4 роки тому +32

      And I noticed that he was holding up three fingers and when I attempted read his lips he looked like he was actually saying three!
      *Puts on tinfoil hat*
      *IT'S A CONSPIRACY!* 😂

    • @justinroberts7291
      @justinroberts7291 3 роки тому

      😅🤣😂

    • @scootywoot499
      @scootywoot499 3 роки тому

      At number *t w o*

    • @FuzzCHRISYFuzz
      @FuzzCHRISYFuzz 3 роки тому

      That shit had me rollin

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому

      Searched for it so that you wouldn't need to 1:42

  • @briangarcia8384
    @briangarcia8384 3 роки тому +28

    This video went from absurd to incredibly wholesome incredibly fast only to switch back to absurd twice as quickly. Gotta love it.

  • @noir371
    @noir371 3 роки тому +151

    “Dubstep is what happens when skrillex tries to play vildhartja on a synthesizer”😂

    • @amoddeshpande7075
      @amoddeshpande7075 3 роки тому +8

      Oh so that's what he said....

    • @ctrlcf
      @ctrlcf 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it was Veil of Shadow...

    • @ctrlcf
      @ctrlcf 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it was Veil of Shadow...

  • @rnodern
    @rnodern 4 роки тому +634

    It’s even funnier with the wacky censors

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 4 роки тому +8

      He shoulda added in the Spongebob censor sounds (boat horn, dolphin sounds, etc)

    • @jpbostonian
      @jpbostonian 4 роки тому

      @@IamErik31 Yes

  • @SnowOfAllTrades
    @SnowOfAllTrades 4 роки тому +1942

    "Djent is what happens when Swedish people try to play Dubstep on a guitar"
    Ah thank you, I finally know how to explain this genre.

    • @voidabstraction
      @voidabstraction 4 роки тому +29

      Skrillex** don't know if that makes a difference though haha.

    • @heretic124
      @heretic124 4 роки тому +7

      Well, you could always just show them Steve Terreberry's video about it. He reads directly from dictionary.

    • @someguy7448
      @someguy7448 4 роки тому +4

      @@heretic124 Duh-Jent

    • @voidabstraction
      @voidabstraction 4 роки тому +5

      Personally I think the comment should be amended to American people try to play Skrillex. In terms of swedes, you have Meshuggah that's label djent, but they more groove and doing their thing.
      America+world is doing more like chug but also come from metalcore killswitch engage stuff of "0---00---00" stuff, which then evolved to the skrillex copy :P

    • @benropelewski8657
      @benropelewski8657 4 роки тому +5

      I think at one point it was described as "playing the lowest string on the guitar literally every time the kick drum is hit"

  • @zaqydafa9610
    @zaqydafa9610 3 роки тому +44

    "Djent is what happened when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs on their guitar."
    *humanity's last breath has left the chat*

  • @tylerzeon6821
    @tylerzeon6821 3 роки тому +95

    1:24 I'm dead

  • @_zenzen
    @_zenzen 4 роки тому +1028

    Seriously though, when are his videos gonna be in english

  • @wolfrain319
    @wolfrain319 4 роки тому +557

    Already dead at the audacity joke. Someone bury me

    • @neophobia404
      @neophobia404 4 роки тому

      wtf where am i dumb

    • @brokebois4073
      @brokebois4073 4 роки тому +3

      @@neophobia404 0:39

    • @ShiroVK870
      @ShiroVK870 4 роки тому +1

      Omg read ur comment before vid and just as ded haha

    • @fxexpert4541
      @fxexpert4541 4 роки тому +1

      If i do that, can i have your guitar?

  • @jamesgennari5967
    @jamesgennari5967 3 роки тому +36

    Fucking hilarious man keep it up. “GRASS IS GREEN!!”

  • @drakeklingforth8560
    @drakeklingforth8560 4 роки тому +4

    I love that Kmac's videos are short. It's just some quick humor when you need it

  • @kausthubhs813
    @kausthubhs813 4 роки тому +249

    Kmac invented math rock by accident with his incredible counting ability

  • @dantefriede
    @dantefriede 4 роки тому +796

    You forgot classical music. They just wiggle their fingers really fast. It takes no talent.

    • @Lumdm1
      @Lumdm1 4 роки тому +5

      ................... How does synchronising with 60 people having no talent? Nor less having 40 years of musical theory to actually do a decent cover.. lol

    • @ryaaaaaaaan7115
      @ryaaaaaaaan7115 4 роки тому +138

      Luc Dorion-Marchesseault They just wiggle their fingers around dude...

    • @333char1ie
      @333char1ie 4 роки тому +102

      @@Lumdm1 bro they just wiggle their fingers... it takes no talent whatsoever.

    •  4 роки тому +63

      @@Lumdm1 Get a load of this dude

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 4 роки тому +29

      @@Lumdm1 man go outside and learn what a joke is...besides the 40 years of music theory isn't even true lmao, you only need basic analysis and experience

  • @SpenceDaFence
    @SpenceDaFence 3 роки тому +41

    Ok, normally I hate the “I’m having a conversation with myself though the magic of video editing” schtick that’s been done to death, but by god! You actually put effort into it. I mean, you actually went through the trouble overlapping the audio, so as to make it sound like argument between two separate individuals. I salute the effort, good sir.

    • @ganapathigamer3251
      @ganapathigamer3251 3 роки тому +2

      Dude, not metal related, but you have to check out Ryan George then

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 3 роки тому

      @@ganapathigamer3251 bruh he literally said he normally hates it

    • @ganapathigamer3251
      @ganapathigamer3251 3 роки тому +1

      @@peanutgallery4 I suggested Ryan because he liked the effort put into this one, which is Ryan's whole schtick to begin with.

    • @davidwong656
      @davidwong656 3 роки тому

      @@ganapathigamer3251 thanks for the rec!

  • @joeysahouria5058
    @joeysahouria5058 3 роки тому +12

    "That's like blues being called cry or porn groove being called fuck!"
    I don't know why, but that one just gets me every time.

  • @auri8810
    @auri8810 4 роки тому +1389

    Man, Anthony Fantano really let himself go over the years

    • @aayushnepal5223
      @aayushnepal5223 4 роки тому +17

      i know right. It's like he is ironically being pretentious

    • @DenKulesteSomFins
      @DenKulesteSomFins 4 роки тому +9

      Yet somehow he looks younger 🤔

    • @tylerbailey9329
      @tylerbailey9329 4 роки тому +11

      I think he really worked on himself actually.

    • @lukeslayer
      @lukeslayer 4 роки тому +12

      Anthony is the biggest flog on UA-cam. His musical sense is autistic and gets paid for his 10s. Biggest shiny headed prick on the platform.

    • @iDrunkRS
      @iDrunkRS 4 роки тому +26

      @Django Fett not nearly as bad as those REACTION channels that lose their shit over metal like they've never heard it before.

  • @alexandrosvavatzanidis4850
    @alexandrosvavatzanidis4850 4 роки тому +691

    KMac: *Roasts Djent*
    Also KMac: *Wears Northlane Hat*

    • @metallibrarycollections6554
      @metallibrarycollections6554 4 роки тому +8

      Northlane!!🤘

    • @staz3014
      @staz3014 4 роки тому +5

      And you just Let It Happen.

    • @restfulflames9855
      @restfulflames9855 3 роки тому +4

      Its also hilarious that he put metal as the music he hates most but put djent as the 8th spot

    • @naughtymonkey1563
      @naughtymonkey1563 3 роки тому +3

      STRAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @blevenzon
      @blevenzon 3 роки тому +4

      But also hating Jazz and Blues when most music is based on either.

  • @junkabella6324
    @junkabella6324 2 роки тому +2

    ”Listening to five construction sites harmonize!!!” XD
    Felt that as an archaeologist!

  • @pancraseash9002
    @pancraseash9002 3 роки тому

    I've been suggested your videos a few times and I wish you well man.

  • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
    @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 роки тому +556

    You know, I don't agree with your opinions on this video but I can get past that as we all have our own taste in music. Great video Kmac
    Disliked, Unsubscribed, Reported, Blocked

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox 4 роки тому +23

      Okay Matt from Wii Sports Resort

    • @kemonpo7147
      @kemonpo7147 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
      @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 роки тому +19

      @Metallica_Obsessed yes he sucks at bowling

    • @MonoLith2049
      @MonoLith2049 4 роки тому +3

      Dear Matt from Wii Sports Resort is it ok to drink alcohol in the wii sports sauna? Asking for a friend

    • @MattFromWiiSportsResort
      @MattFromWiiSportsResort 4 роки тому

      @@MonoLith2049 I tried once. Never again

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 4 роки тому +455

    Everything but mongolian throat singing. It's the only music worth listening to.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +2

      Yesssss

    • @TheSkoneczny117
      @TheSkoneczny117 4 роки тому +31

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @kempokiai
      @kempokiai 4 роки тому +2

      RIP Nature of Tengger Calvary.

    • @ilikevideos4868
      @ilikevideos4868 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThinWhiteAxe Yeah, and don't you DARE make it if you're not an actual mongoloid.

    • @antithesis4715
      @antithesis4715 4 роки тому

      @Thomas Hardyman electric what lmfaoooooo

  • @knoel8329
    @knoel8329 3 роки тому +19

    Bro I spit my drink when he said “we talk about music....”

  • @TheSorrowedMan
    @TheSorrowedMan 3 роки тому +28

    I remember a funny line from the video i just watched. Now i'm going to quote it for all the other people that have already seen the video.
    It was so funny. Do you guys remember when he said that?

  • @arsravens5278
    @arsravens5278 4 роки тому +1506

    “Grass is green”
    *Kentucky blue grass has entered the chat*

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 4 роки тому +14

      *[laughs in Dolly Parton]*

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 4 роки тому +16

      When you realize it actually isn't blue

    • @DennisTrovato
      @DennisTrovato 4 роки тому +6

      Namek has left the chat

    • @CoolColton947
      @CoolColton947 4 роки тому +21

      @@fucker661
      From the air/distance it is. Certain grasses in Kentucky have small blooms of blue. It's hard to see in individual blades but is easier to see when looking on a large amount of it.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 3 роки тому +8

      Bluegrass slaps tho

  • @NyuuPhyllo
    @NyuuPhyllo 4 роки тому +264

    Oh my god, dude take all the breaks you want if it's to put such genius videos once in a while. You're an inspiration for me and for others I'm sure, you're very good at what you do. That's fine to take some time to do what you do. All of us love you. Take care of yourself, that's the most important thing

    • @F1r3Foxxxy
      @F1r3Foxxxy 4 роки тому +5

      I was a bit worried scrolling down this far to find a comment addressing this! I hope most of us here all feel the same as you Hugo :)

  • @stigmatamartyr400
    @stigmatamartyr400 3 роки тому +59

    is it just me or does the ambient song sound really good

    • @rangansengupta4481
      @rangansengupta4481 3 роки тому +1

      It does lol I’d want to it full

    • @lars38010
      @lars38010 3 роки тому +1

      Ambient is kinda boring.
      Dark Ambient is the good stuff.
      Also perfect for spooktober.

    • @zwyhander1111
      @zwyhander1111 3 роки тому

      what is the song name

    • @josephmmartinez1466
      @josephmmartinez1466 3 роки тому

      Anyone got a song title?

    • @crunchykarsten8765
      @crunchykarsten8765 3 роки тому

      I don't know which track it is but judging by the sound of it it's probably a snippet of a sewerslvt song

  • @paniccleo
    @paniccleo 4 роки тому +6

    This was intensely funny but particularly the theme song bit just cracked me up, not even sure why. You deserve another break after this one.

    • @powerfulbear
      @powerfulbear 4 роки тому +5

      The screaming over the top of it fucking killed me

  • @The8BitDrummer
    @The8BitDrummer 4 роки тому +1194

    Fantastic XD

  • @TheHobatron
    @TheHobatron 4 роки тому +510

    "FOR A GENRE TO HAVE THE *AUDACITY*"
    *shows screenshot of Audacity*
    I know it's probably not the highlight of this video to most, but I had to pause the video at that and laugh for ten minutes. I don't know why. I just lost the plot.

  • @paulanhalt3609
    @paulanhalt3609 3 роки тому

    Thank you for the skit about taking a break. I needed to hear that myself

  • @alistairshiels7654
    @alistairshiels7654 4 роки тому

    Lovin' the edits.

  • @dennisbrown2106
    @dennisbrown2106 4 роки тому +60

    Man all jokes aside, i really liked how kmac addressed whats been happening with him lately instead of a long boring, depressing video he turned his bummed out mood into humor for us.

  • @destianpatrianagara1119
    @destianpatrianagara1119 4 роки тому +163

    "You know why does it called pop music? Cause every so often a song pops out on your head and doesn't go away."
    -Kmachiavelli 2020

  • @LGNmus1c
    @LGNmus1c 3 роки тому +3

    Now I want a full album of demolition audio harmonizing

  • @jamespronger8641
    @jamespronger8641 3 роки тому +3

    The editing is faster than I can think, its like looking at a sped up gru meme

  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 4 роки тому +210

    "Grass is green, ya 🤬 idjit!"
    Man, that just hit differently with me. 😂

    • @22neohenry
      @22neohenry 4 роки тому

      I had to pause the video, I'm still crying.

  • @jacobinghoy3551
    @jacobinghoy3551 4 роки тому +469

    Djent is just a swedish guys try to learn skrillex on their guitar
    - Kmac
    .
    .
    100% accurate

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 роки тому +1

      Yet tesseract are from milton keynes

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +3

      @@yurei3714 Tesseract did one amazing EP and then a good album (much of which WAS the EP, not even re-recorded), both with shitty production, then they turned shit. I don't even see how you could call them metal any more, let alone djent. Ambient soft rock more like. THERE'S NO RIFFS.

  • @kylereichard1180
    @kylereichard1180 3 роки тому

    God dammit this channel audio/visual gold

  • @soldmysoultothedevilfor20o65
    @soldmysoultothedevilfor20o65 3 роки тому

    Ayyyo is that the two mad merch?
    EPIC

  • @abeansiegal
    @abeansiegal 4 роки тому +384

    “ Overly critical music critic whose pretty overly critical of himself sometimes “

  • @texastygerairsoft6050
    @texastygerairsoft6050 4 роки тому +320

    The way he says “two” makes my uterus bounce.

    • @iamdildorbowbeforeme9040
      @iamdildorbowbeforeme9040 4 роки тому +15

      it makes my infants scream as well.

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 роки тому +32

      Same, and I’m not even a woman

    • @NivanSharma
      @NivanSharma 4 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @yogxoth1959
      @yogxoth1959 4 роки тому +9

      "TU"

    • @KitWriter
      @KitWriter 4 роки тому +8

      Ask him to say owls and spatula.
      Depending on how close he is to Ireland, he might say “oils,” like “oi-yewls,” and I won’t even attempt to pronounce “spatula” in Scotineze.

  • @adrianofgold
    @adrianofgold 3 роки тому

    Hope you’re doing good after the break dude, don’t burn yourself out.

  • @ProtusMose
    @ProtusMose 4 роки тому +64

    Kmac is the final boss at the end of Neckbeard: The Video Game.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 3 роки тому +2

      I know, man, it's a pain dodging all his movesets and trying to shave his five necks and then he hits you with a spicy meme combo out of nowhere.

  • @toborogo7
    @toborogo7 4 роки тому +123

    "You'll bounce back, or you wont, we'll see"- a deep philosophical statement about 2020

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 4 роки тому +2

      I mean... the dial’s pretty far to the “won’t” side of the spectrum right now, let’s not kid ourselves

  • @Mickhealthy
    @Mickhealthy 4 роки тому +251

    KMAC: the Progenitor of Musical Nihilism. Since 2021.

  • @rycoopersongs
    @rycoopersongs 4 роки тому +21

    "thayts liek bluus Beng callde crie or pernogrend Beng callde f**k"

  • @Cookiemuncher-vn4rl
    @Cookiemuncher-vn4rl 3 роки тому +9

    00:46 broo 😂😂😂😂😂 pornogrind being called 😂😂😂fuuck i laughed for hours😂

  • @pinetraps2369
    @pinetraps2369 4 роки тому +148

    I haven’t paid taxes since 2004

    • @misscatpiss
      @misscatpiss 4 роки тому

      Oh shit its you

    • @pinetraps2369
      @pinetraps2369 4 роки тому +1

      Cwisp Hahaha Jar community reunion

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 4 роки тому +2

      Don't feel bad, the church hasn't paid any for hundreds of years and they own 3 trillion in US real estate while collecting under the guise of wanting to "help the community"

  • @terretetetito
    @terretetetito 4 роки тому +551

    Kmye the Scottish guy: "pop music"
    UA-cam auto subtitles: punk music

    • @terretetetito
      @terretetetito 3 роки тому

      @@mgh_777 that's why I like prolonged * unintelligible * in my songs.
      We need a Scotsman here

    • @Skougz
      @Skougz 3 роки тому +2

      @@mgh_777 "prolonged inactivity" is what you folks are looking for.
      With love from a Scotsman
      EDIT: Oh and it's "what" not "why"

    • @Skougz
      @Skougz 3 роки тому

      @@mgh_777 the only word you're missing now is "during" ;)

    • @JayFFAFAlesanaES
      @JayFFAFAlesanaES 3 роки тому

      I found it easy to understand as an Englishman. -shrugs- Guess you're all Muricans?

  • @K-Kil
    @K-Kil 3 роки тому +3

    Yeah, I've been feeling unmotivated lately too. You found a hilarious way to talk about it, that's a win.

  • @Tteaspoon1031
    @Tteaspoon1031 4 роки тому

    Well done! Even after the time off and much needed break we’re still here. Tell that guy to piss off

  • @YxngFresco
    @YxngFresco 4 роки тому +474

    Where tf is the Raid: Shadow Legends Sponsor? Disliked

    • @guuspalmero
      @guuspalmero 4 роки тому +2

      You just want to hear him say raete (raid)😆

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 4 роки тому

      Hes in a different league

    • @HugoRBMarques
      @HugoRBMarques 4 роки тому +8

      This video is sponsored by: TAAAAANNNKKKSSSS!!!!!

    • @avocadocommander
      @avocadocommander 4 роки тому

      @@yurei3714 he is in the *"league of legends"*

    • @emigrant1510
      @emigrant1510 4 роки тому

      @@HugoRBMarques Hold up nerd, 'cause this video is sponsored by the chads over at The League of Extraordinary Guys Who Shave.

  • @BecomeTheKnight
    @BecomeTheKnight 4 роки тому +363

    Yes, it is more than ok to take a break. And im happy you were able to recharge, dude. Excellent memeing 🤘 from one overly critical music fan to another.

  • @rockyowitz
    @rockyowitz 3 роки тому

    That audacity joke floored me, hope the break is treating you well

  • @jeffryder9
    @jeffryder9 3 роки тому +14

    Liked and subscribed immediately after the Audacity joke.

  • @SezamMusic
    @SezamMusic 4 роки тому +46

    PLOT TWIST: these are his favorite genres.

  • @mrgusboy5302
    @mrgusboy5302 4 роки тому +297

    Ive been depressed for years, it's really bad sometimes, and this is the only guy that makes me laugh

    • @ArianJafariTheMagnificent
      @ArianJafariTheMagnificent 4 роки тому +25

      That sucks man. Hope things turn around for you.

    • @kapohimura8721
      @kapohimura8721 4 роки тому +4

      Man you should watch is Always Sunny in Philadelphia!, it is the cure for sadness, it's so fucking funny it always makes me laugh, with episode 1 from season 7 I laughed like I haven't in years almost die haha

    • @Catstew
      @Catstew 4 роки тому +6

      Everyone's depressed, welcome to the club pal

    • @TheKozzee
      @TheKozzee 4 роки тому +1

      @@Catstew yo it sucks that your right. 😂😂

    • @bandolierboy1908
      @bandolierboy1908 4 роки тому +3

      Smoke weed and reach out to friends if you can

  • @phattom7778
    @phattom7778 4 роки тому +3

    Never prioritise anything over your wellbeing, and don't end up burning yourself out for the sake of publishing content. We will always be coming back because your stuff is absolute gold. Take care man :)

  • @DigitalDream09
    @DigitalDream09 4 роки тому

    Glad you’re back dude! Keep bein’ ace 🤘🏻

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 4 роки тому +77

    _More like:_ *"Trent, No Sir"* 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bude
    @bude 4 роки тому +110

    I'm feeling a strong 9 to a 10 on this video tbh

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for being honest

    • @aidenkuppen4110
      @aidenkuppen4110 4 роки тому

      U miss typed 10

    • @naresu
      @naresu 3 роки тому

      @@aidenkuppen4110 what they clearly typed ten correctly after "a" and before "on" there

  • @Slagdar
    @Slagdar 3 роки тому

    I'm glad I found your Channel, Thank you, I havn't laughed this good in ages. You sir are comedic Gold.

  • @Ampher03
    @Ampher03 3 роки тому +2

    This is one of my favorite videos ever made. It’s so goddamn good

  • @yasiequi1631
    @yasiequi1631 4 роки тому +524

    As a guitarist who loves jazz and just got a saxaphone, that villager joke was funny af

    • @jonytube
      @jonytube 3 роки тому +2

      (muffled villager haa's in the distance)

    • @uncleexodus
      @uncleexodus 2 роки тому

      also he didn't do the cliche "jazz is random notes lololol"

  • @biohazard3554
    @biohazard3554 4 роки тому +30

    0:28 That theme song sounds like new SOAD material.

    • @brunocosta6849
      @brunocosta6849 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, i was thinking the same thing! It is very similar to the 1st verse in Deer Dance. You know the "Circumventing circuses, lamenting in protest, to visible police" part

    • @wolfrain319
      @wolfrain319 4 роки тому +4

      Oh my lord now I can't stop envisioning Serj Tankien singing the intro

    • @awertyuiop8711
      @awertyuiop8711 4 роки тому +2

      Makes sense; Daron is still trying to figure out how to play an 8 string, so the band won’t release an album anytime soon...

  • @Onedreamtolive
    @Onedreamtolive 3 роки тому +4

    "Grahz ehs gRrRreeenn yeh fooken EdYet"

  • @thatladpablo
    @thatladpablo 3 роки тому

    Glad you're back man

  • @aayushnepal5223
    @aayushnepal5223 4 роки тому +37

    They 'met all' their friends in prison. Wow

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush 4 роки тому +659

    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!
    Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @zeppyprimo1013
      @zeppyprimo1013 4 роки тому +10

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 роки тому +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 3 роки тому +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 роки тому +7

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

    • @matevizhanyo7604
      @matevizhanyo7604 3 роки тому +5

      Trent Reznor? More like Trent No-Thank-You-Sir!

  • @danketh-ganjarmcfowley
    @danketh-ganjarmcfowley 3 роки тому +4

    3:29 Everyone's quoting him but didn't y'all bother to watch til the end? Pure gold.

  • @jubilantyogurt
    @jubilantyogurt 3 роки тому

    Your videos never fail to product a "WTF did I just watch" :D Hillarious

  • @regdenee
    @regdenee 4 роки тому +697

    "Djent is what happens when Swedish people try to learn Skrillex songs"
    *Triggered*

  • @sehr1515
    @sehr1515 4 роки тому +21

    1:21 that transition moved me.

  • @xutfw
    @xutfw 4 роки тому

    This my new favorite channel.

  • @rexhayes1719
    @rexhayes1719 3 роки тому

    That was a funny ending brother 😂