If you're going 80mph how long will it take go to 80miles?

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  • Опубліковано 29 чер 2012
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  • @ProGamer-qz2ny
    @ProGamer-qz2ny 7 років тому +4476

    she's thinking so hard

    • @benajmincav3825
      @benajmincav3825 7 років тому +100

      I know, its obviously 50 minutes.
      (I'm just kidding, an hour)

    • @TizmizGaming
      @TizmizGaming 7 років тому +39

      Woah, Easy there buddy.

    • @thot_wheels7618
      @thot_wheels7618 7 років тому +11

      ali cena Americans

    • @GrubKiller436
      @GrubKiller436 6 років тому +16

      That moment when you think there's something going on in her brain, but it's actually nothing..

    • @ham665
      @ham665 6 років тому +6

      ali cena that's hard

  • @MegaJudai
    @MegaJudai 9 років тому +4781

    You have 3 apples. How many apples do you have?

    • @Partyaner
      @Partyaner 9 років тому +511

      I1S5 Are they green or red? haha

    • @MegaJudai
      @MegaJudai 9 років тому +352

      Partyaner
      neither. they're yellow

    • @YTT94
      @YTT94 9 років тому +428

      I1S5 How fast are they going ?

    • @MegaJudai
      @MegaJudai 9 років тому +372

      YTT94
      80mph at an 45° angle. The wind is blowing south at 12mph. The first apples weight is 144g the other 2 apples weigh 160g

    • @williamjenkins1689
      @williamjenkins1689 9 років тому +329

      I1S5 idk man 5...

  • @b0tm4st3r
    @b0tm4st3r 6 місяців тому +1196

    As a physics teacher for 16-19 year olds, I can only confirm that this is exactly how teaching feels like - sometimes in some cases. 😅

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 місяців тому +45

      if I punch a chicken consistently for 3 days, what would the temperature be in Kelvin for that chicken

    • @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
      @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil 6 місяців тому +20

      I always hated teachers. I think your comment just taught me empathy.

    • @Alex-tu5vu
      @Alex-tu5vu 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@EnderGoku9001Depends on how hard you punch it etc. Basically you can't say.

    • @BlackistedGod
      @BlackistedGod 5 місяців тому +4

      there should be a subject in every school year for students with less comprehension to pass a comprehension test.
      people are just too lazy to use their brain or some might not know how to use properly and this video is classic example, the answer is already it the sentence, her ears listen, her brain pass what she hears to her mouth to repeat what the other girl's said, but it was never properly process and interpreted to be understood and create ideas.

    • @costa2018
      @costa2018 5 місяців тому +4

      the issue there is that all you have to do is reword it instead of repeating it. if she had said if you go 80 miles in an hour, everything would have clicked.

  • @hisashikurokku
    @hisashikurokku Рік тому +401

    She's the type of person who puts her computer onto a scale to see how large the file she just downloaded was.

  • @gjte2947
    @gjte2947 6 років тому +7402

    Ask her when's the war of 1812

    • @hankscorpiouk
      @hankscorpiouk 6 років тому +533

      She might say 6:12PM

    • @0xSrr61
      @0xSrr61 6 років тому +37

      hankscorpiouk LMAO

    • @evawild1771
      @evawild1771 6 років тому +7

      Terminator Gaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @jadegrobler9545
      @jadegrobler9545 6 років тому +171

      "what was the color of nepolians white horse"

    • @SydneyKate1
      @SydneyKate1 6 років тому +11

      Terminator Gaming LMAO

  • @ed_styles4218
    @ed_styles4218 6 років тому +5966

    "name a fruit"
    "vegetable"

  • @mnfreeman
    @mnfreeman 5 місяців тому +419

    Interesting how the term "miles per hour" clearly for some people simply represents where your speedometer needle is -- like, miles per hour means "the number on my speedometer" -- where, the "number of miles driven in one hour of time" isnt part of how they integrated the term into their vocabulary

    • @Yenner12MC
      @Yenner12MC 5 місяців тому +15

      Exactly

    • @booboo4963
      @booboo4963 5 місяців тому +30

      Yeah. This is a linguistic/vocabulary issue. She’s not stupid. She probably doesn’t even process the “per” part of “miles per hour”.

    • @thisisgettingold
      @thisisgettingold 5 місяців тому

      @@booboo4963 no, she is stupid, let's call a spade a spade

    • @ananyomukherjeeixd281
      @ananyomukherjeeixd281 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@booboo4963You are saying it as if the word "per" being hard to comprehend for 2grown women is completely natural if they don't have English as native language....

    • @booboo4963
      @booboo4963 4 місяці тому +7

      @@ananyomukherjeeixd281 personally, I don’t think comprehending the “per” part of “miles per hour” is necessarily crucial to being a safe driver. All you really need to know about miles per hour is how to read a speedometer and how that compares with the MPH road signs. It’s actually more important that she be able to do simple addition and subtraction so she can tell what her speed is in relation to the rules of the road. Whether she knows what the point of per is in this context doesn’t really have an appreciable effect on her life. Does it lead her to endanger other people on the road? Not really. While her ignorance provides us entertainment, it has no effect on her ability to safely control a vehicle.
      I don’t really know where the native language part of your comment is coming from.

  • @rainpain3655
    @rainpain3655 8 місяців тому +84

    Shes the type who would wait for a stop sign to turn green so she can go.

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 28 днів тому

      She’s the type of person who would S a D for bus money then walk home

  • @nickr5118
    @nickr5118 6 років тому +1525

    the answer is purple

  • @maxfitzy1371
    @maxfitzy1371 6 років тому +3071

    everytime they say 80 miles per hour=one shot

  • @caninepro
    @caninepro Рік тому +207

    10 Years later and she's still trying to work this one out! 😂

  • @XD152awesomeness
    @XD152awesomeness Рік тому +46

    She’s the reason lighters warn that contents are flammable

  • @BobMcCoy
    @BobMcCoy 7 років тому +3144

    *"per hour?"*
    *"Yes!"*
    *"I DUNNO!!"* facepalm

    • @FireProductionz
      @FireProductionz 7 років тому +15

      SAME

    • @juno2740
      @juno2740 7 років тому +5

      TBH i had no idea untill i read the comments XD

    • @matiKRK
      @matiKRK 7 років тому +6

      +Jacob Harrison U must be American...

    • @deezbandz2118
      @deezbandz2118 7 років тому +8

      If your going 80mph for an hour and you continue that speed you will go 80miles in an hour

    • @hutzzz
      @hutzzz 7 років тому +2

      hello

  • @skad4
    @skad4 8 років тому +4049

    This would be a good question to ask on a first date.

    • @dubnessIII
      @dubnessIII 7 років тому +54

      Yeah, until they get it right in a second and wonder why the hell you're asking such an easy question...then you look stupid

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 7 років тому +49

      I'd rather marry a stupid good person than an intelligent jerk. She doesn't look like a terrible human being, you're overreacting.

    • @connorali8360
      @connorali8360 7 років тому +6

      Mr. Loowiz it's common sense

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 7 років тому

      What is?

    • @kaylabunny6288
      @kaylabunny6288 7 років тому +15

      Skad
      Me: If you're going 80 mph how much time would it take to drive 80 miles?
      Boyfriend: This is a trick question cuz I ain't know how to drive yet.
      Me: No, but if you could drive.
      Boyfriend: Uhh... eight?
      Me: Great! Now I'm gonna go to the bathroom. _And never come back_

  • @theanswer1993
    @theanswer1993 9 днів тому +7

    I bet she can name all Kardashians and all their exes.

  • @darthvader2812
    @darthvader2812 Рік тому +30

    She's the kind of person to call someone to tell them they left their phone at her place.

  • @swole2
    @swole2 6 років тому +2213

    I am in complete disbelief

    • @captainhugs2188
      @captainhugs2188 6 років тому +67

      I am trying to figure out wether it's fake or not but she seems really sincere... unbelievable. what is this.

    • @swole2
      @swole2 6 років тому +28

      CaptainHugs that girl is the type of person that should repeat school, because they need it.

    • @dennxsid9190
      @dennxsid9190 6 років тому +14

      MEDEADPOOL that time when you think of complicated shit in your head thinking about the question and still don't realize you've been saying the hint of the answer the whole time.

    • @rexhamilton1941
      @rexhamilton1941 6 років тому

      Well im 22 and shes abit similar to me except im a guy and i was like lost untill the end i just figure it out lol wondering how? maybe its because i dont drive and never had learners like i havnt even done the computer test or even read the book about it cus i cant be fuk, i just catch a taxi to work and back everyday for almost 3 years now, maybe she could be the same judging by the video catching a ride with her friend, who knows

    • @k-anu4447
      @k-anu4447 6 років тому +1

      Rex Hamilton u stupid

  • @mauricer7831
    @mauricer7831 6 років тому +2751

    it took her 80 years to find out 1 hour

    • @AadilSidat
      @AadilSidat 6 років тому +17

      BIG COW come on spoler alert at least

    • @vancewearspants604
      @vancewearspants604 6 років тому +11

      aadil sidat spoiler alert? Everyone should know it's an hour.

    • @freddysawma97
      @freddysawma97 6 років тому

      SnowBlaze Damien are you serious

    • @vancewearspants604
      @vancewearspants604 6 років тому +6

      Preacher Yes. People should know this if they went to school, it's not that difficult.

    • @supbro6505
      @supbro6505 6 років тому +1

      anxiety attack at the school party øø BRUH

  • @alexeiharp7676
    @alexeiharp7676 9 місяців тому +6

    Her blushing plus saying "Why are you asking me??" is such a perfect start

  • @ZarathosTheSpiritOfVengeance
    @ZarathosTheSpiritOfVengeance 6 місяців тому +105

    She's the type of person to try and make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
    She's the type of person to try and climb Mountain Dew.

  • @rdmgui8593
    @rdmgui8593 7 років тому +4060

    The fact that she didn't go "OHHHH MY GOD I can't believe I missed that." and instead kept that kind of dazed, confused look after saying an hour makes me believe she still didn't get it....

    • @liban7032
      @liban7032 7 років тому +59

      frfr i noticed that lool wtf

    • @vampurile
      @vampurile 7 років тому +180

      She just guessed it lol cause her friend kept saying PER *HOUR*

    • @andrewzholnerovich5177
      @andrewzholnerovich5177 7 років тому

      Rdm Gui thousandth like👍

    • @Leo-sw1yz
      @Leo-sw1yz 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Zholnerovich ö

    • @ShankyBady
      @ShankyBady 7 років тому +121

      Yeah lol she has no logical thinking
      Or rather she has no thinking at all lol

  • @0MGTH3YKi113dK3NNY
    @0MGTH3YKi113dK3NNY 6 років тому +3439

    She still look confused after she said an hour. I don't think she got it

    • @fortnitecrazy3978
      @fortnitecrazy3978 6 років тому

      Yovany Chica it took me like 1
      30 sec to underatand 😂

    • @masteryoda7936
      @masteryoda7936 6 років тому +5

      Took me 4 seconds

    • @ericshutter5305
      @ericshutter5305 6 років тому +16

      That is still 4 seconds too long. "master" yoda.

    • @wubbydubstep
      @wubbydubstep 6 років тому +27

      it took me 80 miles per hour

    • @MariE-bz2eq
      @MariE-bz2eq 6 років тому +6

      Yovany Chica To be fair, is it starting from a position of rest? If so, that you have to accelerate to a velocity 80mph, so you're not going to reach 80m in one hr. Does this also doesn't include friction from the tires to the surface? Are we negating Air resistance aka drag? What about the size of the tires? Is the direction Straight or curved?

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 6 місяців тому +13

    Bless her heart.

  • @fletchfan7
    @fletchfan7 Рік тому +14

    10 years on and I still crush on this woman

    • @f-hp6yq
      @f-hp6yq 3 місяці тому +4

      Her bodycount is 80 miles per hour dude

    • @Bweyg
      @Bweyg Місяць тому +1

      @@f-hp6yq It's actually 80 bodies per minute.

    • @Bweyg
      @Bweyg 17 днів тому

      @user-bo4sw2qk5e People joke about mens body parts all the time and no one says anything so I don't think this is really that bad. *It's an evil world we live in, but hey I'm going to keep living.*

  • @Potato3476
    @Potato3476 6 років тому +5341

    "Name a yellow fruit."
    "Orange."

    • @Greg-ix4nu
      @Greg-ix4nu 6 років тому +85

      Crazygamer1547 that sounds like an important video

    • @mmhhdd07
      @mmhhdd07 6 років тому +13

      i might be stupid but i laughed so hard

    • @lanaj.8502
      @lanaj.8502 6 років тому +4

      most oranges are orange or yellow

    • @mlgmurphy1252
      @mlgmurphy1252 6 років тому

      Crazygamer1547 I'm your 1k like

    • @hanina5169
      @hanina5169 6 років тому +3

      Crazygamer1547 I fucking appreciate the picture of sal you have as your profile picture. he is our Lord and savour.

  • @michaelfredrick6972
    @michaelfredrick6972 7 років тому +3524

    cmon activate those 2 brain cells ..

    • @Backtobassics500
      @Backtobassics500 7 років тому +77

      * ¼ of a brain cell.

    • @Daaron2215
      @Daaron2215 7 років тому +31

      Backtobassics500 1/100000000000 of a brain cell

    • @yuch1102
      @yuch1102 7 років тому +34

      CPU usage 100%

    • @michaelfredrick6972
      @michaelfredrick6972 7 років тому +1

      yuch1102 just one more day of work

    • @jayes460
      @jayes460 7 років тому +1

      they gta clink there heads together

  • @no3396
    @no3396 5 місяців тому +4

    People don’t realize that this is the diagnostic NPC question.

  • @4NG3LxD3M0N
    @4NG3LxD3M0N 9 місяців тому +3

    If she was in a competition with a broken light bulb, on which one is the brightest, the broken light bulb would win.

  • @justinrozario2003
    @justinrozario2003 4 роки тому +4667

    She's the type of girl that wouldn't get "she's that type of girl" jokes.

    • @rkvishnu762
      @rkvishnu762 4 роки тому +6

      Epic 🤣

    • @tztwiztzt
      @tztwiztzt 4 роки тому +17

      And, she is that type of girl that wouldn't comprehend a "She is that type of Girl that wouldn't get a, She is the type of Girl that wouldnt get a, She is the type of Girl that wouldn't get a, She is the type of Girl" jokes.

    • @thanos9908
      @thanos9908 4 роки тому +7

      She’s the type of girl that would relate to she’s the type of girl jokes

    • @justinrozario2003
      @justinrozario2003 4 роки тому +8

      @@tztwiztzt Thats some Inception level shit right there lad!

    • @tztwiztzt
      @tztwiztzt 4 роки тому +1

      @@justinrozario2003 thx dad

  • @RedPlayzPTFS
    @RedPlayzPTFS 8 місяців тому +4

    Bro has the brain of the crumb on my plate 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @PhebTellEm
    @PhebTellEm 5 місяців тому +7

    She’s the kind of person to get an F on her pregnancy test

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 2 роки тому +4108

    I still don’t think she got it

    • @maxwang2562
      @maxwang2562 2 роки тому +61

      Me neither

    • @dagreatest9661
      @dagreatest9661 2 роки тому +12

      @@maxwang2562 the answer is a hour😂

    • @Sam-wc7uo
      @Sam-wc7uo 2 роки тому +181

      @@dagreatest9661 You're as bad as the girl from the video.

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sam-wc7uo no me

    • @WasimMhaskar
      @WasimMhaskar 2 роки тому +12

      @@Sam-wc7uo i laughed so hard

  • @greedyweeb8368
    @greedyweeb8368 3 роки тому +4167

    She's the type of girl that cuts a pizza in 4 slices because she can't finish 8 slices.

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 3 роки тому +127

      She's the type of girl to cut a pizza into 4 slices for her and her 4 friends...

    • @earthchicken2233
      @earthchicken2233 3 роки тому +16

      it works though...

    • @promestein5801
      @promestein5801 3 роки тому +41

      @@earthchicken2233 But she eats the same mass of pizza...

    • @promestein5801
      @promestein5801 3 роки тому +14

      ElectricGun I was replying to EarthChicken, who thinks that cutting a pizza into 4 slices equates to eating less pizza than if it had been cut into eight slices. Of course I know that she’d be eating the same mass of pizza...

    • @greedyweeb8368
      @greedyweeb8368 3 роки тому +1

      @@ElectricGun100 😂😂 bro chill

  • @Noah-or9vp
    @Noah-or9vp 8 місяців тому +2

    her final 2 braincells are fighting to be the 3rd place

  • @MetalArcade
    @MetalArcade 11 місяців тому +2

    I love when the phone starts shaking in her frustration by the end lol

  • @juliantoms1470
    @juliantoms1470 4 роки тому +2953

    Anyone: "Name a fruit"
    Girl: "Lettuce"

  • @rainpain3655
    @rainpain3655 8 місяців тому +2

    Shes the type that if she'd fall off a building, she'd need to stop to ask for directions.

  • @dchawk81
    @dchawk81 6 місяців тому +2

    This is 11 years ago. I hope she locked down a guy who thought this was cute long before now.

  • @IQ-fu4nc
    @IQ-fu4nc 4 роки тому +2654

    She's the reason why there's instructions on soap bottles

    • @asimanayak304
      @asimanayak304 4 роки тому +55

      no it's there to pass time in the toilet when you forget your phone

    • @kevinaimua3883
      @kevinaimua3883 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @jeevangurung1324
      @jeevangurung1324 4 роки тому +4

      I've already seen this comeback on reddit.. Gotcha..

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair tho, she asked "do I divide something" which technically yes you do, but the girl mislead her by saying "no".

    • @o_o6424
      @o_o6424 4 роки тому

      200 IQ how you get so much likes when you copied

  • @Hakuna_My_Tatas
    @Hakuna_My_Tatas 4 роки тому +5467

    Someone: Call 911!
    Girl: whats the number?

  • @lullobiertje
    @lullobiertje 9 місяців тому +2

    Well she, is right in asking if she has to divide something. Because dividing 80 miles by 80 mph would get you what?

  • @ashangel7343
    @ashangel7343 7 місяців тому +2

    Legend says that to this day she still doesn't understand the question!

  • @Twelves67X
    @Twelves67X 6 років тому +3009

    I need 80 shots of bleach now.

    • @keeyuh9787
      @keeyuh9787 6 років тому +71

      ok

    • @obi-wankenobi9871
      @obi-wankenobi9871 6 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @Twelves67X
      @Twelves67X 6 років тому +15

      Cl0r0x you came in handy

    • @knob9442
      @knob9442 6 років тому +49

      If you take 80 shots per hour, how long will it take you to take 80 shots

    • @jamil3286
      @jamil3286 6 років тому +41

      Dr Crusty do I have to divide something

  • @AdityaMota
    @AdityaMota 6 років тому +1877

    find out where she got her educatuion and shut that school down

    • @purwinrommel5568
      @purwinrommel5568 6 років тому +106

      Eh, she was probably too busy gossiping and playing on her phone to pay attention in class, so it's probably not the school's fault. Dumb bitches are gonna be dumb.

    • @greenerfrog
      @greenerfrog 6 років тому +26

      Aditya Mota jesus, the irony

    • @bekirballi6455
      @bekirballi6455 6 років тому +14

      or shoot that shit up

    • @Dr_OneWing
      @Dr_OneWing 6 років тому +3

      MrCrockaG
      hes using the Spanish spelling of the word you uncultured heathen

    • @localboys7449
      @localboys7449 6 років тому +11

      tensuzanpakto "Heathen" I have to use this as an insult now.

  • @gabrielfontanini2835
    @gabrielfontanini2835 6 місяців тому +1

    This video is a confidence boost, thx

  • @quentariouslamar1910
    @quentariouslamar1910 6 років тому +1217

    shes not the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @drew6755
      @drew6755 6 років тому +30

      TrollMcMuffins _ she was lookin kind of dumb with a finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

    • @drew6755
      @drew6755 6 років тому +5

      oRespect it's from shrek

    • @quentariouslamar1910
      @quentariouslamar1910 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @quentariouslamar1910
      @quentariouslamar1910 6 років тому +1

      Elijah l YEET

    • @bagottajuice3472
      @bagottajuice3472 6 років тому +15

      TrollMcMuffins _ she's as sharp as a marble

  • @zozproductions263
    @zozproductions263 4 роки тому +2093

    *I M N O T L I K E O T H E R G I R L S*

    • @_xv3nu3x65
      @_xv3nu3x65 4 роки тому +1

      Zoraiz Shaikh yes whether you’re better or not

    • @lakshmib3298
      @lakshmib3298 4 роки тому +7

      She isn't. I'm not that dumb. I mean I am dumb but this is next level

    • @spookyboi6986
      @spookyboi6986 4 роки тому +20

      *I LISTEN TO BILLIE EILISH*

    • @doot7779
      @doot7779 4 роки тому +2

      I'm retarded

    • @thehollowseance
      @thehollowseance 4 роки тому +6

      "You see her from across the coffee store, she unlike any girl you have ever seen. Shes different because she's a dumb ass bitch"

  • @olllasalle8755
    @olllasalle8755 3 місяці тому +3

    All women that work in business or marketing, at a middle management position, have this level of intelligence.

    • @morghanfreeman2200
      @morghanfreeman2200 3 місяці тому

      stop making it seem like all women lack intelligence

  • @Based_Face
    @Based_Face 2 місяці тому +3

    The only test she’s ever gotten a positive result on was a drug test. 😂

  • @chinesesymbol3899
    @chinesesymbol3899 4 роки тому +2818

    She’s the type of person to get hit by a parked car

  • @JominC
    @JominC 2 роки тому +22411

    She is the type of person that studies for a covid test.

  • @purplebonbon9912
    @purplebonbon9912 8 місяців тому +7

    She asked a shop owner in Britain how much an item costs, and he replied "eight pounds". But she asked how much the game costs, not how much it weighs 💀

  • @kelefane6233
    @kelefane6233 6 місяців тому +5

    She's the type of person that goes into the restroom just to fart.

  • @MNH-so5dr
    @MNH-so5dr 2 роки тому +4738

    I love how this video is 9 years old and people are still roasting her.

    • @PROPHECY_YT
      @PROPHECY_YT 2 роки тому +89

      because she is so intelligent she deserves our praise

    • @necromorph1109
      @necromorph1109 2 роки тому +14

      She has like 3 kids by now and her husband tells her how pretty she is.

    • @austinlincoln3414
      @austinlincoln3414 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 2 роки тому

      Ok

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 2 роки тому +1

      @Viking Warrior 69k I gotta say I like the number 69k people roasting her 😂

  • @marta7384
    @marta7384 4 роки тому +1797

    This is how my brain reacts to easy maths question

    • @accliviti7585
      @accliviti7585 4 роки тому +15

      like a week ago i had to *think* on what 1 cubed was.......

    • @breannedixon9712
      @breannedixon9712 4 роки тому +14

      I overthink math questions. It’s easier for me to solve calculus than things like this. It’s weird

    • @AnNguyen-eq9it
      @AnNguyen-eq9it 4 роки тому +2

      Omg same!!!!!!!

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 4 роки тому

      @@breannedixon9712 SAMEEE

    • @ineskt6361
      @ineskt6361 4 роки тому +1

      Lol same

  • @osbaldobedoya6536
    @osbaldobedoya6536 7 місяців тому +1

    Doesn't matter if your going 55 or 80 miles every mile is a minute.

  • @nourhassan6936
    @nourhassan6936 Рік тому +4

    She's the type of person to wait for a gumball at the parking meter.

  • @flickz8165
    @flickz8165 2 роки тому +1619

    She’s the type of girl that avoids death by staying in the living room

  • @thedelliman3680
    @thedelliman3680 7 років тому +3993

    I'm no mathematician but I'm fairly certain the correct answer is actually 17.34 light years

    • @peepthedepressedtoad7068
      @peepthedepressedtoad7068 7 років тому +60

      The Delliman 17.342 lightyears.

    • @lmm6665
      @lmm6665 7 років тому +153

      The Delliman you know what's funny? Light years are a measurement of distance, not time.

    • @finbarrenglish3266
      @finbarrenglish3266 7 років тому +50

      paul jesus kaess urbina you know what's funny it was a joke

    • @thedelliman3680
      @thedelliman3680 7 років тому +27

      My dude I know that light years are a measurement of distance.

    • @dannydevito241
      @dannydevito241 7 років тому

      paul jesus kaess urbina correct

  • @setituptoblowitup
    @setituptoblowitup 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm with tha passenger man to many questions

  • @theschlong3844
    @theschlong3844 8 місяців тому +4

    She's the type of person who thinks a kilogram of feathers is heavier than a kilogram of steel

    • @Door227
      @Door227 5 місяців тому

      It is because you have to live with the wait of what you did to those poor chickens

  • @daredevil5721
    @daredevil5721 2 роки тому +6012

    "How old is a 5 year old baby?"
    "I don't know, maybe 6 months?"

    • @andres_mx1496
      @andres_mx1496 2 роки тому +252

      “Do I divide something?”

    • @deadpeng1
      @deadpeng1 2 роки тому +133

      If a baby is 5 years old. How many years ago was it born?

    • @ligth3977
      @ligth3977 2 роки тому +82

      @@deadpeng1 if today is my 19th birthday how old am I?
      Answer: 18 because the day you're born is your 1st birthday

    • @deadpeng1
      @deadpeng1 2 роки тому +20

      @@ligth3977 you've just made an amazing point lmao

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 2 роки тому +1

      Ok

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 4 роки тому +5109

    If I slept for 6 hours, how long have I slept?
    “Do I have to divide or something?”

  • @CapitanCorrea-re8qi
    @CapitanCorrea-re8qi 7 місяців тому +1

    She’s now a certified DF!

  • @rainpain3655
    @rainpain3655 8 місяців тому +2

    Shes the type that when she goes to a party, she would get a ladder and climb to the roof because the owner told her that the drinks are on the house.

  • @earthchicken2233
    @earthchicken2233 3 роки тому +2094

    She's the type of girl to wonder what Obama's last name is

    • @grahamgaming8459
      @grahamgaming8459 3 роки тому +9

      yes ,yes she is

    • @subm2455
      @subm2455 3 роки тому +1

      That's not a constant, but just a name. Obama can also be a first name of a person. So you are basically that type of a person.

    • @Milky-gr7hz
      @Milky-gr7hz 3 роки тому +47

      i still dont know what obama's last name is.

    • @fariahzaman1940
      @fariahzaman1940 3 роки тому +10

      @@Milky-gr7hz Are you joking or do you actually not know?
      "Obama" is his last name. His name is Barack Obama.
      Edit : I didn't know it was a joke. Sorry

    • @JessJess347
      @JessJess347 3 роки тому +2

      First name Obama last name brick

  • @niclaswa5408
    @niclaswa5408 3 роки тому +3045

    “Do you want me to slice the pizza in 6 or 8 pieces?”
    “6. I can’t handle 8”

    • @wesleyclarke8519
      @wesleyclarke8519 3 роки тому +49

      im dead bro

    • @itsgr82bdum34
      @itsgr82bdum34 3 роки тому +59

      When I worked for Domino's a customer for real asked us to do that.

    • @Kai-kx2pf
      @Kai-kx2pf 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @weeaboo-warrior
      @weeaboo-warrior 3 роки тому +13

      @@itsgr82bdum34 maybe he was sharing the pizza with other people? Or maybe he just like smaller pieces because they fit in his mouth better.

    • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
      @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 3 роки тому +10

      That’s what she said

  • @bobrich1950
    @bobrich1950 8 місяців тому +1

    "Stupid is as stupid does"

  • @jtroch1023
    @jtroch1023 6 місяців тому +8

    Nice of her friend to make a fool out of her and post it to the world....
    A true friend indeed.....

  • @misterasylum1
    @misterasylum1 2 роки тому +2487

    “She’s an idiot”
    -Master Oogway

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 2 роки тому +21

      Oogway is best

    • @UrMom-6942
      @UrMom-6942 2 роки тому +19

      There are no accidents

    • @ezmoney4598
      @ezmoney4598 2 роки тому +4

      @@oimenamesrick yo it’s the real Rick from Kirby.

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 2 роки тому

      @@ezmoney4598 sup mate! It's cool seeing another Kirby fan in a random comment section.

    • @ezmoney4598
      @ezmoney4598 2 роки тому +1

      @@oimenamesrick I deadass have a Rick plush from the Nintendo store in my room. I’m like the biggest fan of Rick.

  • @gmatt0530
    @gmatt0530 5 років тому +19667

    She is the type of girl that would sell her car to buy gasoline for it

  • @ChrisWilliams-bb2pc
    @ChrisWilliams-bb2pc 7 місяців тому

    This is one of those "looks" aren't everything moment

  • @wavReads
    @wavReads 3 місяці тому +2

    11 years later youtube recommended me this top notch comedy lol

  • @jdawg9342
    @jdawg9342 4 роки тому +999

    How do you spell yes?
    Her: E-YES

    • @robostain_9722
      @robostain_9722 4 роки тому +1

      That one was in my recommended videos section, watched it, now a couple of days later this is in my recommended.

    • @jacobunofficial1146
      @jacobunofficial1146 4 роки тому +1

      @@robostain_9722 so you are also going to get some more dumbest things in your recommendation ,ohh I thought I was the only one suffering!

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @salty_editzz7577
      @salty_editzz7577 4 роки тому

      That video is funny af 😂

    • @fakereality5204
      @fakereality5204 4 роки тому

      @Cerason same😂

  • @mooneedoo682
    @mooneedoo682 5 років тому +1193

    *Humanity left the chat*

  • @SonnyCheung1
    @SonnyCheung1 7 місяців тому

    She's the type of person to get annoyed at a revolving door and try to slam it.

  • @Noicey777
    @Noicey777 3 роки тому +1931

    She's the kind of person to cancel her funeral because she's dead.

    • @ghostmarksmen4986
      @ghostmarksmen4986 3 роки тому +17

      Hold up😂

    • @hellraiser3448
      @hellraiser3448 3 роки тому +3

      wtf 😂😂😂

    • @hanssahoo7206
      @hanssahoo7206 3 роки тому +4

      She is the kind of person to eat chickens coz she loves how cute they are while alive.

    • @user-nq2th6ed5y
      @user-nq2th6ed5y 3 роки тому

      How would she cancel it if she’s already dead

    • @noijelle623
      @noijelle623 3 роки тому

      DUDE, you just Fking killed her.
      Savage

  • @petrifiedyou6650
    @petrifiedyou6650 5 років тому +1306

    *And I thought Internet explorer was slow*

    • @criscabrera1457
      @criscabrera1457 5 років тому +7

      What if she IS Internet Explorer?? Ever thought of that??

    • @ianang8977
      @ianang8977 5 років тому

      Christian Cabrera she is world wide web

    • @jamescarlbarcenal4600
      @jamescarlbarcenal4600 5 років тому +1

      U r everywhere

    • @AaronLauKS
      @AaronLauKS 5 років тому +1

      Petrified You nah internet explorer was just going 80miles per hour

    • @pointblankgamingz
      @pointblankgamingz 5 років тому

      Man you just nailed it

  • @puppergump4117
    @puppergump4117 7 місяців тому

    She's the reason pizza boxes tell you to not put the box in the oven

  • @lukeskywalker82
    @lukeskywalker82 Рік тому +7

    "So I divide?"
    Well... technically speaking.
    Divide 80 by 80.

  • @winterfell9990
    @winterfell9990 7 років тому +2594

    so did YT just recommend this 5 year old video to everyone today?

  • @nitnik6706
    @nitnik6706 5 років тому +4420

    She is the type of person who looks up and down before crossing a street

    • @Jacksperrrow
      @Jacksperrrow 5 років тому +83

      Nitin Nikilesh Stop this, it would be logical and intellectual when you're crossing roads in Pakistan

    • @rakhapurbawisesa6456
      @rakhapurbawisesa6456 5 років тому +11

      Nitin Nikilesh that’s actually a thought provoking statement I can reflect on my life.

    • @evil_knight8508
      @evil_knight8508 5 років тому +1

      Well guys he was making fun of the Pakistani's

    • @Masheen
      @Masheen 5 років тому +5

      Jack Sparrow Oh man that’s what I call humor!

    • @Cutlas9
      @Cutlas9 5 років тому +5

      Luckily, Hilary Clinton is not president. We need a strong intelligent logical male man to lead!

  • @rainpain3655
    @rainpain3655 8 місяців тому +2

    Shes the type to go to a salon to get a hair cut just to get one hair cut.

  • @slickwilly7703
    @slickwilly7703 10 місяців тому +10

    Watching this is hilarious but as someone who has been in her shoes before I really feel for her.

    • @jessica3218
      @jessica3218 8 місяців тому +2

      I didn’t even know people are such bullies in the comments

    • @daydreamingapparition
      @daydreamingapparition 5 днів тому

      ​@@jessica3218 Cry more, softie.

  • @ilovenether123
    @ilovenether123 6 років тому +1258

    ask her if england is a city, a country or a continent

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 6 років тому +3

      That's not so much a common sense question as it is a general knowledge one. It's possible for some highly ignorant person to not know the answer, but this girl takes it to a whole new level

    • @o0Spurs0o
      @o0Spurs0o 6 років тому +34

      That's a trick question. It's a planet.

    • @casserol2202
      @casserol2202 6 років тому +20

      England is my tri-state area

    • @lil7725
      @lil7725 6 років тому +31

      Yes i can rap and no im not from *compton*

    • @EM-yw2qr
      @EM-yw2qr 6 років тому +1

      +odd mal, England *is* a country inside a country. It is still sovereign and is though also a country.

  • @Dinklenutts
    @Dinklenutts 4 роки тому +7539

    *If there are 24 hours in 1 day how many hours are in 1 day*
    "Idk do I divide or something?"

    • @Royal.2556
      @Royal.2556 4 роки тому +164

      shrimpy Flamingo if there are 60 seconds in a minute, how long does it take for a minute to pass by?
      “Uhhhh do I divide or something?”

    • @Dinklenutts
      @Dinklenutts 4 роки тому +11

      @@Royal.2556 😂😂

    • @taysym4354
      @taysym4354 4 роки тому +1

      It’s Kine of you that are stupid cause you can’t spell dipshit

    • @NeedForSpeed.2004
      @NeedForSpeed.2004 4 роки тому +5

      Idk 823 weeks?

    • @4rzet
      @4rzet 4 роки тому +1

      shrimpy Flamingo there’s 24 lol

  • @urmomdotcom4039
    @urmomdotcom4039 8 місяців тому

    Bless her soul

  • @vasdron7468
    @vasdron7468 5 місяців тому +1

    "90 minutes not 10 ahahahahah". OMG why no one have noticed that phrase in the end

  • @ahmeda04
    @ahmeda04 4 роки тому +3208

    She’s the type of girl to bring a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

  • @owdoogames
    @owdoogames 6 місяців тому +1

    I’ve seen orange cats use their single brain cell more effectively than this.

  • @Bosqueboy
    @Bosqueboy 11 місяців тому +2

    I died when she said per hour as if she was definitely gonna get it and then said idk 🤣

  • @yourteamsucks2136
    @yourteamsucks2136 2 роки тому +2219

    She is the type of girl who would go to the dentist to fix her Bluetooth.

  • @uts4448
    @uts4448 Рік тому +1

    Lmao at 1:37 when she said “per hour?” I thought it was gonna click in her mind then she hit us with the “I DONT KNOOOOW” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Squee7e
    @Squee7e 5 місяців тому +1

    "Why does my brain hurt so much?"
    "Because you've never used it before"

  • @Alex-hw4qm
    @Alex-hw4qm 6 років тому +5150

    After a while, it's not funny. It just becomes sad.

    • @victorcerda2683
      @victorcerda2683 6 років тому +30

      Latino Chino for real tho

    • @saviour175
      @saviour175 6 років тому +57

      Latino Chino sad cuz shes kinda cute...

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 6 років тому +46

      saviour175 no.

    • @ericjohnson3647
      @ericjohnson3647 6 років тому +135

      she'd be very easily manipulated

    • @Destroyer12
      @Destroyer12 6 років тому +27

      it was never funny to begin with...

  • @dalzy25
    @dalzy25 4 роки тому +2550

    I lost 60 years worth of braincells watching this

    • @omarshabibfpv3201
      @omarshabibfpv3201 4 роки тому +1

      Комите́т госуда́рственной безопа́сности previet

    • @uzairjhd9685
      @uzairjhd9685 4 роки тому +10

      So have -60 now

    • @nickaywillems4568
      @nickaywillems4568 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @thickboii4704
      @thickboii4704 4 роки тому +3

      Комите́т госуда́рственной безопа́сности you lost 80 miles worth of braincells

    • @E3T7
      @E3T7 4 роки тому

      Uzair Jhd wth

  • @gavinrhodes7645
    @gavinrhodes7645 Рік тому +2

    We need this made into an oblivion NPC meme XD

  • @CrispChicken05
    @CrispChicken05 6 місяців тому +7

    She’s the type of person who would fall for the blinker fluid prank😂😂😂

  • @speedydemoncooldude8988
    @speedydemoncooldude8988 6 років тому +1181

    "How do you like your waffles?"
    "Scrambled"

    • @liveinlovealways
      @liveinlovealways 6 років тому +26

      Who asks "How do you like your waffles?" in the first place, Lmfao!

    • @TheSuperbaconator
      @TheSuperbaconator 6 років тому +2

      "How do you like your steak?"
      "Scrambled"
      Works any way you want

    • @TheSuperbaconator
      @TheSuperbaconator 6 років тому +1

      Boi.

    • @patrickellis1151
      @patrickellis1151 6 років тому +1

      AlexE its more like her brain

    • @tenebris4201
      @tenebris4201 6 років тому +5

      "What do want your pizza to be like?"
      "Boneless"

  • @94champs
    @94champs 7 місяців тому +2

    1:40 Everyone thought this was the moment she would say "Oh my God! 1 hour! Duh!" 🤣🤣🤣