If you're going 80mph how long will it take go to 80miles?

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  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 3 роки тому +4235

    I still don’t think she got it

    • @maxwang2562
      @maxwang2562 3 роки тому +62

      Me neither

    • @dagreatest9661
      @dagreatest9661 3 роки тому +12

      @@maxwang2562 the answer is a hour😂

    • @Sam-wc7uo
      @Sam-wc7uo 3 роки тому +181

      @@dagreatest9661 You're as bad as the girl from the video.

    • @SagaciousDjinn
      @SagaciousDjinn 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sam-wc7uo no me

    • @WasimMhaskar
      @WasimMhaskar 3 роки тому +12

      @@Sam-wc7uo i laughed so hard

  • @MNH2302
    @MNH2302 3 роки тому +4792

    I love how this video is 9 years old and people are still roasting her.

  • @greedyweeb8368
    @greedyweeb8368 4 роки тому +4303

    She's the type of girl that cuts a pizza in 4 slices because she can't finish 8 slices.

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 4 роки тому +129

      She's the type of girl to cut a pizza into 4 slices for her and her 4 friends...

    • @earthchicken2233
      @earthchicken2233 4 роки тому +16

      it works though...

    • @promestein5801
      @promestein5801 4 роки тому +42

      @@earthchicken2233 But she eats the same mass of pizza...

    • @promestein5801
      @promestein5801 4 роки тому +14

      ElectricGun I was replying to EarthChicken, who thinks that cutting a pizza into 4 slices equates to eating less pizza than if it had been cut into eight slices. Of course I know that she’d be eating the same mass of pizza...

    • @greedyweeb8368
      @greedyweeb8368 4 роки тому +1

      @@ElectricGun100 😂😂 bro chill

  • @b0tm4st3r
    @b0tm4st3r Рік тому +1381

    As a physics teacher for 16-19 year olds, I can only confirm that this is exactly how teaching feels like - sometimes in some cases. 😅

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Рік тому +51

      if I punch a chicken consistently for 3 days, what would the temperature be in Kelvin for that chicken

    • @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
      @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil Рік тому +23

      I always hated teachers. I think your comment just taught me empathy.

    • @Alex-tu5vu
      @Alex-tu5vu Рік тому +7

      ​@@EnderGoku9001Depends on how hard you punch it etc. Basically you can't say.

    • @BlackistedGod
      @BlackistedGod Рік тому +4

      there should be a subject in every school year for students with less comprehension to pass a comprehension test.
      people are just too lazy to use their brain or some might not know how to use properly and this video is classic example, the answer is already it the sentence, her ears listen, her brain pass what she hears to her mouth to repeat what the other girl's said, but it was never properly process and interpreted to be understood and create ideas.

    • @costa2018
      @costa2018 11 місяців тому +4

      the issue there is that all you have to do is reword it instead of repeating it. if she had said if you go 80 miles in an hour, everything would have clicked.

  • @rdmgui8593
    @rdmgui8593 7 років тому +4160

    The fact that she didn't go "OHHHH MY GOD I can't believe I missed that." and instead kept that kind of dazed, confused look after saying an hour makes me believe she still didn't get it....

    • @losmandev
      @losmandev 7 років тому +62

      frfr i noticed that lool wtf

    • @vampurile
      @vampurile 7 років тому +184

      She just guessed it lol cause her friend kept saying PER *HOUR*

    • @andrewzholnerovich5177
      @andrewzholnerovich5177 7 років тому

      Rdm Gui thousandth like👍

    • @Leo-sw1yz
      @Leo-sw1yz 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Zholnerovich ö

    • @ShankyBady
      @ShankyBady 7 років тому +124

      Yeah lol she has no logical thinking
      Or rather she has no thinking at all lol

  • @georgefilmanimation
    @georgefilmanimation 3 роки тому +4587

    She's the kind of person to cancel her Wedding because she's getting Married

  • @gjte2947
    @gjte2947 7 років тому +7655

    Ask her when's the war of 1812

    • @hankscorpiouk
      @hankscorpiouk 7 років тому +551

      She might say 6:12PM

    • @0xSrr61
      @0xSrr61 7 років тому +36

      hankscorpiouk LMAO

    • @evawild1771
      @evawild1771 7 років тому +6

      Terminator Gaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @jadegrobler9545
      @jadegrobler9545 7 років тому +175

      "what was the color of nepolians white horse"

    • @SydneyKate1
      @SydneyKate1 7 років тому +10

      Terminator Gaming LMAO

  • @mnfreeman
    @mnfreeman Рік тому +543

    Interesting how the term "miles per hour" clearly for some people simply represents where your speedometer needle is -- like, miles per hour means "the number on my speedometer" -- where, the "number of miles driven in one hour of time" isnt part of how they integrated the term into their vocabulary

    • @Yenner12MC
      @Yenner12MC Рік тому +19

      Exactly

    • @booboo4963
      @booboo4963 11 місяців тому +42

      Yeah. This is a linguistic/vocabulary issue. She’s not stupid. She probably doesn’t even process the “per” part of “miles per hour”.

    • @thisisgettingold
      @thisisgettingold 11 місяців тому

      @@booboo4963 no, she is stupid, let's call a spade a spade

    • @ananyomukherjeeixd281
      @ananyomukherjeeixd281 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@booboo4963You are saying it as if the word "per" being hard to comprehend for 2grown women is completely natural if they don't have English as native language....

    • @booboo4963
      @booboo4963 11 місяців тому +9

      @@ananyomukherjeeixd281 personally, I don’t think comprehending the “per” part of “miles per hour” is necessarily crucial to being a safe driver. All you really need to know about miles per hour is how to read a speedometer and how that compares with the MPH road signs. It’s actually more important that she be able to do simple addition and subtraction so she can tell what her speed is in relation to the rules of the road. Whether she knows what the point of per is in this context doesn’t really have an appreciable effect on her life. Does it lead her to endanger other people on the road? Not really. While her ignorance provides us entertainment, it has no effect on her ability to safely control a vehicle.
      I don’t really know where the native language part of your comment is coming from.

  • @rthj6446
    @rthj6446 3 роки тому +3799

    This is the type of woman I need. She will actually think I am intelligent.

    • @basti3971
      @basti3971 3 роки тому +154

      r/suicidebywords

    • @amiruliman5
      @amiruliman5 3 роки тому +18

      💀

    • @eeew2691
      @eeew2691 3 роки тому +5

      @@antiracistbaby1085 lol

    • @Bruh-vp6qf
      @Bruh-vp6qf 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh

    • @ihatehealthbars
      @ihatehealthbars 3 роки тому +44

      No she wont. Dumb people dont realize when someone is smarter. Thats the biggest problem with idiots

  • @MrScientific
    @MrScientific 6 років тому +27887

    *I lost so many brain cells.*

  • @IQ-fu4nc
    @IQ-fu4nc 4 роки тому +2672

    She's the reason why there's instructions on soap bottles

    • @asimanayak304
      @asimanayak304 4 роки тому +55

      no it's there to pass time in the toilet when you forget your phone

    • @kevinaimua3883
      @kevinaimua3883 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @jeevangurung1324
      @jeevangurung1324 4 роки тому +4

      I've already seen this comeback on reddit.. Gotcha..

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair tho, she asked "do I divide something" which technically yes you do, but the girl mislead her by saying "no".

    • @o_o6424
      @o_o6424 4 роки тому

      200 IQ how you get so much likes when you copied

  • @hisashikurokku
    @hisashikurokku Рік тому +478

    She's the type of person who puts her computer onto a scale to see how large the file she just downloaded was.

  • @Dinklenutts
    @Dinklenutts 5 років тому +7532

    *If there are 24 hours in 1 day how many hours are in 1 day*
    "Idk do I divide or something?"

    • @Royal.2556
      @Royal.2556 5 років тому +167

      shrimpy Flamingo if there are 60 seconds in a minute, how long does it take for a minute to pass by?
      “Uhhhh do I divide or something?”

    • @Dinklenutts
      @Dinklenutts 5 років тому +11

      @@Royal.2556 😂😂

    • @taysym4354
      @taysym4354 5 років тому +1

      It’s Kine of you that are stupid cause you can’t spell dipshit

    • @NeedForSpeed.2004
      @NeedForSpeed.2004 5 років тому +5

      Idk 823 weeks?

    • @4rzet
      @4rzet 5 років тому +1

      shrimpy Flamingo there’s 24 lol

  • @justinrozario2003
    @justinrozario2003 5 років тому +4670

    She's the type of girl that wouldn't get "she's that type of girl" jokes.

    • @rkvishnu762
      @rkvishnu762 5 років тому +6

      Epic 🤣

    • @tztwiztzt
      @tztwiztzt 5 років тому +17

      And, she is that type of girl that wouldn't comprehend a "She is that type of Girl that wouldn't get a, She is the type of Girl that wouldnt get a, She is the type of Girl that wouldn't get a, She is the type of Girl" jokes.

    • @thanos9908
      @thanos9908 5 років тому +7

      She’s the type of girl that would relate to she’s the type of girl jokes

    • @justinrozario2003
      @justinrozario2003 5 років тому +8

      @@tztwiztzt Thats some Inception level shit right there lad!

    • @tztwiztzt
      @tztwiztzt 5 років тому +1

      @@justinrozario2003 thx dad

  • @juanjacobomoracerecero6604
    @juanjacobomoracerecero6604 4 роки тому +1870

    She Is the type of girl that doesn't use shampoo in the shower because the label says: "For dry hair".

  • @caninepro
    @caninepro Рік тому +222

    10 Years later and she's still trying to work this one out! 😂

  • @gmatt0530
    @gmatt0530 6 років тому +19654

    She is the type of girl that would sell her car to buy gasoline for it

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 3 роки тому +13988

    She’s the reason why water has an ingredients list.

    • @Titantowers
      @Titantowers 3 роки тому +546

      2 Hydrogens , 1 Oxygen

    • @aestheticroach7165
      @aestheticroach7165 3 роки тому +69

      @@Titantowers indeed

    • @mettapeachhead2076
      @mettapeachhead2076 3 роки тому +34

      @@Titantowers yes

    • @SparePlayss
      @SparePlayss 3 роки тому +118

      @@Titantowers That's distilled water

    • @leonardojaxon
      @leonardojaxon 3 роки тому +56

      UA-cam commenters spammimg "shes the type of girl" for internet points be like: 🤡

  • @nitnik6706
    @nitnik6706 5 років тому +4416

    She is the type of person who looks up and down before crossing a street

    • @Jacksperrrow
      @Jacksperrrow 5 років тому +82

      Nitin Nikilesh Stop this, it would be logical and intellectual when you're crossing roads in Pakistan

    • @rakhapurbawisesa6456
      @rakhapurbawisesa6456 5 років тому +11

      Nitin Nikilesh that’s actually a thought provoking statement I can reflect on my life.

    • @evil_knight8508
      @evil_knight8508 5 років тому +1

      Well guys he was making fun of the Pakistani's

    • @Masheen
      @Masheen 5 років тому +5

      Jack Sparrow Oh man that’s what I call humor!

    • @Cutlas9
      @Cutlas9 5 років тому +5

      Luckily, Hilary Clinton is not president. We need a strong intelligent logical male man to lead!

  • @rainpain3655
    @rainpain3655 Рік тому +120

    Shes the type who would wait for a stop sign to turn green so she can go.

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 7 місяців тому

      She’s the type of person who would S a D for bus money then walk home

  • @elijahkook2954
    @elijahkook2954 5 років тому +46354

    Shes the type of girl to miss her doctors appointment cuz shes sick

  • @comfortablyawkward5555
    @comfortablyawkward5555 5 років тому +1431

    She’s the type of girl who’d get fired from the M&Ms plant for throwing all the W’s away...

    • @svenmilicic6802
      @svenmilicic6802 5 років тому +18

      This is underrated comment

    • @VanChandama
      @VanChandama 5 років тому +5

      Bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 5 років тому +6

      But W stands for Wumbo

    • @kiwizlucks4947
      @kiwizlucks4947 5 років тому +3

      Bruh everyone is saying “omg what a god joke” this joke was legit like a 1990 thing...

    • @sellamwani7300
      @sellamwani7300 5 років тому +1

      Hahaaa

  • @MegaJudai
    @MegaJudai 9 років тому +4935

    You have 3 apples. How many apples do you have?

    • @Partyaner
      @Partyaner 9 років тому +511

      I1S5 Are they green or red? haha

    • @MegaJudai
      @MegaJudai 9 років тому +351

      Partyaner
      neither. they're yellow

    • @YTT94
      @YTT94 9 років тому +426

      I1S5 How fast are they going ?

    • @MegaJudai
      @MegaJudai 9 років тому +370

      YTT94
      80mph at an 45° angle. The wind is blowing south at 12mph. The first apples weight is 144g the other 2 apples weigh 160g

    • @williamjenkins1689
      @williamjenkins1689 9 років тому +327

      I1S5 idk man 5...

  • @darthvader2812
    @darthvader2812 Рік тому +57

    She's the kind of person to call someone to tell them they left their phone at her place.

  • @juliantoms1470
    @juliantoms1470 5 років тому +2967

    Anyone: "Name a fruit"
    Girl: "Lettuce"

  • @wikilast9975
    @wikilast9975 3 роки тому +1672

    She is the type of girl, that measures her IQ on a ruler.

  • @chesilprasad145
    @chesilprasad145 3 роки тому +10897

    She is the type of person to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie.
    after 9 years this still comes in recommendation lol.....
    thnx for the likes

  • @theanswer1993
    @theanswer1993 6 місяців тому +69

    I bet she can name all Kardashians and all their exes.

  • @heathmerz4760
    @heathmerz4760 6 років тому +2659

    This girl is going places.
    She's just not sure when she'll get to those places.

    • @MichaelJones-ny3ot
      @MichaelJones-ny3ot 6 років тому +47

      underrated comment of the year

    • @noahjames9457
      @noahjames9457 6 років тому

      Gud1

    • @GligaOne
      @GligaOne 6 років тому

      Heath Merz She will get there in an hour! :)

    • @youngd.3208
      @youngd.3208 6 років тому +1

      hahaha, YES

    • @kevin-lb9in
      @kevin-lb9in 6 років тому

      Pretty sure she will never get there, cauz she cant find out how the steering Wheel works😂

  • @James-nj6be
    @James-nj6be 6 років тому +1497

    this hurts

    • @bueno_oneub_0
      @bueno_oneub_0 6 років тому

      @@James-nj6be 130

    • @lukesmith4792
      @lukesmith4792 6 років тому +2

      How fast did it take u to steal this comment

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 років тому

      PER HOUR?

    • @xnafu
      @xnafu 6 років тому +1

      you actually do have to divide tho

    • @xnafu
      @xnafu 6 років тому

      @Handsome Cat yep

  • @mooneedoo682
    @mooneedoo682 6 років тому +1192

    *Humanity left the chat*

  • @dennisschnobrich9288
    @dennisschnobrich9288 4 місяці тому +11

    If you told her "the drinks are on the house" she would climb up to the roof to get them.

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 5 років тому +5108

    If I slept for 6 hours, how long have I slept?
    “Do I have to divide or something?”

  • @zozproductions263
    @zozproductions263 5 років тому +2088

    *I M N O T L I K E O T H E R G I R L S*

    • @_xv3nu3x65
      @_xv3nu3x65 5 років тому +1

      Zoraiz Shaikh yes whether you’re better or not

    • @lakshmib3298
      @lakshmib3298 5 років тому +8

      She isn't. I'm not that dumb. I mean I am dumb but this is next level

    • @spookyboi6986
      @spookyboi6986 5 років тому +20

      *I LISTEN TO BILLIE EILISH*

    • @doot7779
      @doot7779 5 років тому +2

      I'm retarded

    • @thehollowseance
      @thehollowseance 5 років тому +6

      "You see her from across the coffee store, she unlike any girl you have ever seen. Shes different because she's a dumb ass bitch"

  • @daredevil5721
    @daredevil5721 3 роки тому +6011

    "How old is a 5 year old baby?"
    "I don't know, maybe 6 months?"

    • @andres_mx1496
      @andres_mx1496 3 роки тому +251

      “Do I divide something?”

    • @deadpeng1
      @deadpeng1 3 роки тому +132

      If a baby is 5 years old. How many years ago was it born?

    • @ligth3977
      @ligth3977 3 роки тому +82

      @@deadpeng1 if today is my 19th birthday how old am I?
      Answer: 18 because the day you're born is your 1st birthday

    • @deadpeng1
      @deadpeng1 3 роки тому +20

      @@ligth3977 you've just made an amazing point lmao

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 3 роки тому +1

      Ok

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 Рік тому +30

    Bless her heart.

  • @AdityaMota
    @AdityaMota 7 років тому +1890

    find out where she got her educatuion and shut that school down

    • @purwinrommel5568
      @purwinrommel5568 7 років тому +105

      Eh, she was probably too busy gossiping and playing on her phone to pay attention in class, so it's probably not the school's fault. Dumb bitches are gonna be dumb.

    • @greenerfrog
      @greenerfrog 7 років тому +26

      Aditya Mota jesus, the irony

    • @bekirballi6455
      @bekirballi6455 7 років тому +14

      or shoot that shit up

    • @Dr_OneWing
      @Dr_OneWing 7 років тому +3

      MrCrockaG
      hes using the Spanish spelling of the word you uncultured heathen

    • @localboys7449
      @localboys7449 7 років тому +11

      tensuzanpakto "Heathen" I have to use this as an insult now.

  • @sweetpillows225
    @sweetpillows225 5 років тому +3470

    She the type of person to complain about the pool being wet

    • @anthonypozzi3047
      @anthonypozzi3047 5 років тому +10

      Golden Mayonnaise I’ve done that before😂

    • @sfkev4445
      @sfkev4445 5 років тому +12

      Shit 😂! People do That??

    • @khudiev4615
      @khudiev4615 5 років тому +5

      I thought this was my comment fak you

    • @matthewmichel6416
      @matthewmichel6416 5 років тому +1

      Ha

    • @peltolaaak1
      @peltolaaak1 5 років тому +3

      Bruh in the real spudermun i invented this shit

  • @ahmeda04
    @ahmeda04 4 роки тому +3221

    She’s the type of girl to bring a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

  • @PhebTellEm
    @PhebTellEm Рік тому +13

    She’s the kind of person to get an F on her pregnancy test

  • @iKenzo
    @iKenzo 4 роки тому +17231

    She is the type of person who wakes her dad up to remind him that he forgot to take his sleeping pills

  • @joneh9483
    @joneh9483 3 роки тому +5148

    She's the type of girl that would learn sign language just so she could communicate with her blind friend

  • @ed_styles4218
    @ed_styles4218 7 років тому +6042

    "name a fruit"
    "vegetable"

  • @alexeiharp7676
    @alexeiharp7676 Рік тому +7

    Her blushing plus saying "Why are you asking me??" is such a perfect start

  • @Thomas_Leclerc
    @Thomas_Leclerc 4 роки тому +7213

    She’s the type of girl who doesn’t know the name of the boat in Titanic

    • @w1nterB
      @w1nterB 4 роки тому +250

      It's a fuckin ship bruh

    • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
      @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 роки тому +40

      aight, "vessel" and we're all set

    • @drawn69
      @drawn69 4 роки тому +3

      nice mbta pic

    • @kevincapps7694
      @kevincapps7694 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao that's great 😆😅😂🤣

    • @farhanayyubi3348
      @farhanayyubi3348 4 роки тому +13

      @@SoloLevellor No it's a speed boat

  • @Hakuna_My_Tatas
    @Hakuna_My_Tatas 4 роки тому +5484

    Someone: Call 911!
    Girl: whats the number?

  • @flickz8165
    @flickz8165 3 роки тому +1625

    She’s the type of girl that avoids death by staying in the living room

  • @itsgr82bdum
    @itsgr82bdum 10 місяців тому +4

    The security system at her house consists of a sign on the front door that says "No Burglars Allowed".

  • @niclaswa5408
    @niclaswa5408 4 роки тому +3042

    “Do you want me to slice the pizza in 6 or 8 pieces?”
    “6. I can’t handle 8”

    • @wesleyclarke8519
      @wesleyclarke8519 4 роки тому +50

      im dead bro

    • @itsgr82bdum34
      @itsgr82bdum34 3 роки тому +60

      When I worked for Domino's a customer for real asked us to do that.

    • @Kai-kx2pf
      @Kai-kx2pf 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @weeaboo-warrior
      @weeaboo-warrior 3 роки тому +13

      @@itsgr82bdum34 maybe he was sharing the pizza with other people? Or maybe he just like smaller pieces because they fit in his mouth better.

    • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
      @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 3 роки тому +10

      That’s what she said

  • @AashikSharaf
    @AashikSharaf 4 роки тому +1824

    She’s the type of girl who googles ‘ how many miles from America to USA?’

    • @dinglequandale8574
      @dinglequandale8574 4 роки тому +36

      Obviously 69 million miles🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @bergkajian1257
      @bergkajian1257 4 роки тому +58

      I mean, America is a hole continent, USA just a country

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 роки тому +13

      @@bergkajian1257 right

    • @marcularis
      @marcularis 4 роки тому +12

      @@bergkajian1257 exactly

    • @gosuly5
      @gosuly5 4 роки тому +8

      @@bergkajian1257 You are correct there, Genius

  • @revolution545
    @revolution545 3 роки тому +2402

    She's the type of person to call in sick to her doctors appointment.

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 3 роки тому +3

      LMAOOO

    • @starstencahl8985
      @starstencahl8985 3 роки тому +8

      Jokes on you, but that might actually be a thing if you get sick and have a dentist appointment or smth

    • @TheWeb-Slinger
      @TheWeb-Slinger 3 роки тому +4

      @@starstencahl8985 he said doctors appointment not dentist appointment

    • @anikevin
      @anikevin 3 роки тому +3

      I actually called in sick because I made a doctors appointment for something not covid related but I developed covid symptoms the day before. The nurses measure your temperature at the door so I was gonna be told to go home if went anyway.

    • @starstencahl8985
      @starstencahl8985 3 роки тому

      @@TheWeb-Slinger Bro a dentist is a doc too. How about a surgeon or any other kind of doc then?

  • @MetalArcade
    @MetalArcade Рік тому +4

    I love when the phone starts shaking in her frustration by the end lol

  • @narisal.1334
    @narisal.1334 3 роки тому +2758

    the fact that this vid is over 2 minutes is already a concern

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 3 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 3 роки тому +75

      How long did it take you to watch this 2-minute video?

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 3 роки тому +5

      @@quokka_11 what she’s saying is that it shouldn’t even be that long! The girl is dumb

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 3 роки тому +9

      @@jayasmrmore3687 Thank you for explaining.

    • @stahr26
      @stahr26 3 роки тому +47

      @@quokka_11 idk at least 9

  • @williewilson2250
    @williewilson2250 4 роки тому +810

    This isn't mine, but the best one I ever heard was:
    "She's the type of girl to fall in the shower and try to grab the water"

    • @rexythet-rex3513
      @rexythet-rex3513 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @1-chef-875
      @1-chef-875 4 роки тому +4

      Dude you just made 2020 great again 👏

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 роки тому +4

      @@1-chef-875 not me, whoever made this joke

    • @1-chef-875
      @1-chef-875 4 роки тому +2

      @@williewilson2250 yea but you brought it to me ....thanks for the laugh

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 роки тому +1

      @@1-chef-875 ah, no problem

  • @Noicey777
    @Noicey777 4 роки тому +1925

    She's the kind of person to cancel her funeral because she's dead.

    • @ghostmarksmen4986
      @ghostmarksmen4986 4 роки тому +17

      Hold up😂

    • @hellraiser3448
      @hellraiser3448 4 роки тому +3

      wtf 😂😂😂

    • @hanssahoo7206
      @hanssahoo7206 4 роки тому +4

      She is the kind of person to eat chickens coz she loves how cute they are while alive.

    • @Ben-x8x8v
      @Ben-x8x8v 4 роки тому

      How would she cancel it if she’s already dead

    • @noijelle623
      @noijelle623 4 роки тому

      DUDE, you just Fking killed her.
      Savage

  • @wa-ver
    @wa-ver 9 місяців тому +3

    11 years later youtube recommended me this top notch comedy lol

  • @mandibuckner1134
    @mandibuckner1134 5 років тому +1889

    Me: If Zachary is homeless how big is his house?
    Lady: Idk like two stories?

    • @Kayla-ce2lj
      @Kayla-ce2lj 5 років тому +10

      this is sad😂

    • @riocalleclips
      @riocalleclips 5 років тому +29

      You forgot to divide

    • @thecalamity278
      @thecalamity278 5 років тому +5

      Do I divide it or something

    • @thenoblecrab2998
      @thenoblecrab2998 5 років тому +2

      Aww bill Cipher, a man of culture. Has was bring in Stan’s mind for like a minute

    • @thecalamity278
      @thecalamity278 5 років тому +1

      @@thenoblecrab2998 lol

  • @brennanherring9059
    @brennanherring9059 4 роки тому +1242

    *She's the type of girl to wait for the stop sign to turn green.*

    • @Sda-vh1or
      @Sda-vh1or 4 роки тому +7

      Brennan Herring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you fucking genius

    • @multiplepotatoes9110
      @multiplepotatoes9110 4 роки тому +4

      Brennan Herring underrated comment

    • @christcarscountry6870
      @christcarscountry6870 4 роки тому +8

      Thought you were an idiot because I read it as "stop light" and I was like, "Don't we all?"
      Fantastic work, you genius son of a gun.

    • @multiplepotatoes9110
      @multiplepotatoes9110 4 роки тому +1

      manny_ nuff ok boomer

    • @multiplepotatoes9110
      @multiplepotatoes9110 4 роки тому +1

      manny_ nuff no wait sorry you sound like a fookin 2 year old not a boomer

  • @6ixmil217
    @6ixmil217 4 роки тому +4520

    She's the type of person to get locked in a motorcycle
    Edit: how did this get 3.9k likes lmao

  • @jtroch1023
    @jtroch1023 Рік тому +10

    Nice of her friend to make a fool out of her and post it to the world....
    A true friend indeed.....

  • @kennybluet5527
    @kennybluet5527 3 роки тому +2403

    She's the type of person that waits for the stop sign to say go.

  • @pokenettv894
    @pokenettv894 4 роки тому +2717

    She's like: I have three daughters and they're all girls.

  • @applefan2151
    @applefan2151 4 роки тому +1731

    She’s the kind of girl who would stop at a stop sign forever.

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance 4 роки тому +48

      *Who would wait for a stop sign to turn green

    • @bertoh5544
      @bertoh5544 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shrimp_Insurance Haha I did that once! Even stopped at streets with no stop signs. Had 4 second degree concussions in my life though. I even peed on my stove once lmao. I doubt she's had any concussions.

    • @nooneasked4687
      @nooneasked4687 4 роки тому

      Stop being rude

    • @applefan2151
      @applefan2151 4 роки тому +7

      No one asked No one asked

    • @nooneasked4687
      @nooneasked4687 4 роки тому

      Jared Lowey Kiss my ass

  • @VeteranClash
    @VeteranClash 2 місяці тому +1

    Glad this classic is getting new eyes on it. Damn its been way too long hahahah.

  • @user-vd3eh5hv8d
    @user-vd3eh5hv8d 4 роки тому +605

    She's the type of girl to unplug those beeping machines at the hospital so everyone can sleep better.

  • @chinesesymbol3899
    @chinesesymbol3899 4 роки тому +2814

    She’s the type of person to get hit by a parked car

  • @Darkmatter22388
    @Darkmatter22388 4 роки тому +2950

    She's the type of girl to ask her parents If they had kids

  • @user-qh9qb2kt7f
    @user-qh9qb2kt7f 4 місяці тому +4

    She's suffering. Her brain is desperately asking for oxigen.

  • @purpopsikle7500
    @purpopsikle7500 3 роки тому +1033

    She’s the type of person to lock herself inside of a motorcycle

    • @CoinKid
      @CoinKid 3 роки тому +17

      This is the only good one and with the least likes

    • @souvik610
      @souvik610 3 роки тому +6

      @@CoinKid ya lol.

    • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
      @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 3 роки тому +1

      lol. Saw this one about Lil Pump

    • @sapqr6985
      @sapqr6985 3 роки тому

      @Mario Gamer Expert thats. Thats the joke.

    • @a_angry_bunny
      @a_angry_bunny 3 роки тому

      This is funny if you don't spend too much considering how one would literally get themselves stuck inside a motorcycle.

  • @TalkToHand
    @TalkToHand 6 років тому +19007

    our education system in a nutshell

    • @devansh1238
      @devansh1238 6 років тому +81

      Ask this to mr.bates 😂😂

    • @Isaactheking17
      @Isaactheking17 6 років тому +332

      TalkToHand yeah, cause one stupid person represents the whole education system

    • @zee.1368
      @zee.1368 6 років тому +19

      Go back to C-OPS XD

    • @loudpissingnoise8574
      @loudpissingnoise8574 6 років тому +7

      EAT ASS GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MU RECOMENDED PLOX

    • @xfadedxxvenomx1428
      @xfadedxxvenomx1428 6 років тому +3

      Do you know yes comment section

  • @corybaxter6717
    @corybaxter6717 7 років тому +6714

    "If you walk to school in 30 minutes, how long will it take you to walk to school"
    "orange"

  • @dchawk81
    @dchawk81 Рік тому +4

    This is 11 years ago. I hope she locked down a guy who thought this was cute long before now.

  • @marta7384
    @marta7384 5 років тому +1795

    This is how my brain reacts to easy maths question

    • @accliviti7585
      @accliviti7585 5 років тому +15

      like a week ago i had to *think* on what 1 cubed was.......

    • @breannedixon9712
      @breannedixon9712 5 років тому +14

      I overthink math questions. It’s easier for me to solve calculus than things like this. It’s weird

    • @AnNguyen-eq9it
      @AnNguyen-eq9it 5 років тому +2

      Omg same!!!!!!!

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 5 років тому

      @@breannedixon9712 SAMEEE

    • @ineskt6361
      @ineskt6361 5 років тому +1

      Lol same

  • @0MGTH3YKi113dK3NNY
    @0MGTH3YKi113dK3NNY 7 років тому +3459

    She still look confused after she said an hour. I don't think she got it

    • @fortnitecrazy3978
      @fortnitecrazy3978 7 років тому

      Yovany Chica it took me like 1
      30 sec to underatand 😂

    • @masteryoda7936
      @masteryoda7936 7 років тому +5

      Took me 4 seconds

    • @ericshutter5305
      @ericshutter5305 7 років тому +16

      That is still 4 seconds too long. "master" yoda.

    • @lowselfworth-hah
      @lowselfworth-hah 7 років тому +28

      it took me 80 miles per hour

    • @MariE-bz2eq
      @MariE-bz2eq 7 років тому +6

      Yovany Chica To be fair, is it starting from a position of rest? If so, that you have to accelerate to a velocity 80mph, so you're not going to reach 80m in one hr. Does this also doesn't include friction from the tires to the surface? Are we negating Air resistance aka drag? What about the size of the tires? Is the direction Straight or curved?

  • @Alex-hw4qm
    @Alex-hw4qm 7 років тому +5140

    After a while, it's not funny. It just becomes sad.

    • @victorcerda2683
      @victorcerda2683 7 років тому +30

      Latino Chino for real tho

    • @saviour175
      @saviour175 7 років тому +57

      Latino Chino sad cuz shes kinda cute...

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 7 років тому +46

      saviour175 no.

    • @ericjohnson3647
      @ericjohnson3647 7 років тому +135

      she'd be very easily manipulated

    • @Destroyer12
      @Destroyer12 7 років тому +27

      it was never funny to begin with...

  • @fletchfan7
    @fletchfan7 Рік тому +15

    10 years on and I still crush on this woman

    • @f-hp6yq
      @f-hp6yq 9 місяців тому +5

      Her bodycount is 80 miles per hour dude

    • @Bweyg
      @Bweyg 8 місяців тому +2

      @@f-hp6yq It's actually 80 bodies per minute.

    • @Bweyg
      @Bweyg 7 місяців тому +2

      user-bo4sw2qk5e People joke about mens body parts all the time and no one says anything so I don't think this is really that bad. *It's an evil world we live in, but hey I'm going to keep living.*

    • @NathanWoyessa
      @NathanWoyessa 4 місяці тому

      @@Bweyg unlucky mate

  • @ProGamer-qz2ny
    @ProGamer-qz2ny 7 років тому +4509

    she's thinking so hard

    • @benajmincav3825
      @benajmincav3825 7 років тому +100

      I know, its obviously 50 minutes.
      (I'm just kidding, an hour)

    • @TizmizGaming
      @TizmizGaming 7 років тому +38

      Woah, Easy there buddy.

    • @thot_wheels7618
      @thot_wheels7618 7 років тому +10

      ali cena Americans

    • @GrubKiller436
      @GrubKiller436 7 років тому +16

      That moment when you think there's something going on in her brain, but it's actually nothing..

    • @ham665
      @ham665 7 років тому +6

      ali cena that's hard

  • @buddahflower2424
    @buddahflower2424 6 років тому +28705

    “Per hour?”
    *audiences holds their breath*
    “I DONT KNOOOOOOW”

    • @nippon-teikokuproductionsn2315
      @nippon-teikokuproductionsn2315 6 років тому +1133

      *audience facepalms so hard that their heads explode into countless pieces*

    • @joshi5507
      @joshi5507 6 років тому +130

      Nippon-Teikoku Productions [NTP] Literally countless. We'll all be dead and she probably can't count!

    • @birdpolice4803
      @birdpolice4803 6 років тому +18

      Nippon-Teikoku Productions [NTP] 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zz_01001
      @zz_01001 6 років тому +90

      1:37

    • @nippon-teikokuproductionsn2315
      @nippon-teikokuproductionsn2315 6 років тому +41

      Cactuscobbler If anything, we can always COUNT on her to lower the average global IQ!

  • @VerifiedM-an
    @VerifiedM-an 3 роки тому +1184

    She's the reason why everyone is putting "she's the reason why" in the comment section

    • @sam3524
      @sam3524 3 роки тому +33

      She’s the reason why you put “She’s the reason why everyone is putting “she’s the reason why” in the comment section” in the comment section

    • @8Tproducer
      @8Tproducer 3 роки тому +3

      hehe, man funny.

    • @silksongoutyet
      @silksongoutyet 3 роки тому +9

      No no he's got a point

    • @mannyx2796
      @mannyx2796 3 роки тому +17

      @@sam3524 she's the reason why you put "she's the reason why you put "she's the reason why everyone is putting she's the reason why in the comment section" in the comment section" in the comment section

    • @MrDominic600
      @MrDominic600 3 роки тому +1

      This should have the most likes

  • @Noah-or9vp
    @Noah-or9vp Рік тому +7

    her final 2 braincells are fighting to be the 3rd place

  • @scooterrito2639
    @scooterrito2639 6 років тому +1983

    *These people can vote*

    • @mackdog865
      @mackdog865 6 років тому +96

      Yup, how do you think drumpf won the election.

    • @samuelmorton2324
      @samuelmorton2324 6 років тому +1

      lolololololol xD

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 6 років тому +58

      Mack Dog
      Someone: drumpf
      Every other liberal: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @lefthanded5473
      @lefthanded5473 6 років тому +76

      Mack Dog people like her tend to vote democratic

    • @thimayapanda8634
      @thimayapanda8634 6 років тому +1

      that comment i wouldnt mind signing in to like

  • @DamirAsanov
    @DamirAsanov 4 роки тому +1362

    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute doesn't pass.

    • @azulosborne5301
      @azulosborne5301 4 роки тому +3

      @@ri5hi639 that rude I'm African

    • @ri5hi639
      @ri5hi639 4 роки тому +2

      @@azulosborne5301 sorry that was just a joke

    • @nirmaladongare5402
      @nirmaladongare5402 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Gallo_1.6
      @Gallo_1.6 4 роки тому +1

      im pretty sure its menna be "every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes." if a minute doesnt pass...can you tell me what does please.

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 4 роки тому

      @soko moko Why are you triggered?
      It's just a joke.

  • @skylanderproductions4341
    @skylanderproductions4341 4 роки тому +1793

    “How many crayons are in a 64 pack of crayons?”
    “Do I divide or something?”

    • @domtoretto8982
      @domtoretto8982 3 роки тому +4

      Idk bro math is card 63 crayons???????

    • @randomuser684
      @randomuser684 3 роки тому +16

      I think this girl would just eat them

    • @KonnieFuzeon
      @KonnieFuzeon 3 роки тому +4

      64%1 = 37 so 37 crayons

    • @Qwasieee_P
      @Qwasieee_P 3 роки тому

      People liked this comment??

    • @box-ul5lb
      @box-ul5lb 3 роки тому

      @@KonnieFuzeon are you fucking stupid? It's 64 u muppet

  • @JTW3159
    @JTW3159 10 місяців тому +3

    shes beautiful .

  • @thatsjustmygame5148
    @thatsjustmygame5148 5 років тому +2280

    She's the type of girl that would study for a pregnancy test

  • @Bramon83
    @Bramon83 5 років тому +2584

    She's the type of girl that would take 80 miles to travel 1 hour.

    • @ultratiger1932
      @ultratiger1932 5 років тому

      😂

    • @mesiidor
      @mesiidor 5 років тому

      B lmfaoooo

    •  5 років тому +2

      _wait_

    • @hanihani4007
      @hanihani4007 5 років тому +1

      B FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR IM DYING

    • @Igi293
      @Igi293 5 років тому

      Hahahaha

  • @earthchicken2233
    @earthchicken2233 4 роки тому +2091

    She's the type of girl to wonder what Obama's last name is

    • @grahamgaming8459
      @grahamgaming8459 4 роки тому +9

      yes ,yes she is

    • @subm2455
      @subm2455 4 роки тому +1

      That's not a constant, but just a name. Obama can also be a first name of a person. So you are basically that type of a person.

    • @Milky-gr7hz
      @Milky-gr7hz 4 роки тому +47

      i still dont know what obama's last name is.

    • @fariahzaman1940
      @fariahzaman1940 4 роки тому +10

      @@Milky-gr7hz Are you joking or do you actually not know?
      "Obama" is his last name. His name is Barack Obama.
      Edit : I didn't know it was a joke. Sorry

    • @JessJess347
      @JessJess347 4 роки тому +2

      First name Obama last name brick

  • @uts4448
    @uts4448 Рік тому +1

    Lmao at 1:37 when she said “per hour?” I thought it was gonna click in her mind then she hit us with the “I DONT KNOOOOW” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxfitzy1371
    @maxfitzy1371 7 років тому +3074

    everytime they say 80 miles per hour=one shot

  • @Jeyybronem
    @Jeyybronem 6 років тому +3103

    She's going to Harvard.

    • @cheeseburgerfee8323
      @cheeseburgerfee8323 6 років тому +198

      that fan nah Harvard is going to her

    • @elfamouschisme6414
      @elfamouschisme6414 6 років тому +9

      that fan nice pic 😂

    • @shifty1558
      @shifty1558 6 років тому +11

      “Uh...uuh...24!”

    • @Rov-rr9xi
      @Rov-rr9xi 6 років тому +1

      ShifTy 15 wanna hear something better then 24

    • @Leinox50
      @Leinox50 6 років тому +2

      that fan we in nigga!!

  • @itsgr82bdum34
    @itsgr82bdum34 4 роки тому +1203

    "Stephanie."
    "What?"
    "If you're going 80 mph, how long will it take you to go 80 miles?"
    "In a car or a plane?"

    • @shibineb
      @shibineb 4 роки тому +16

      @Nawai Kor Thank you! 🙏

    • @kingadalou
      @kingadalou 4 роки тому +24

      @Nawai Kor that was the joke..

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 4 роки тому +8

      @Nawai Kor She's the type of girl who doesn't know how to open youtube because its not canned.
      Shes not in the comments bro

    • @asphalt9phoque551
      @asphalt9phoque551 4 роки тому +3

      @Nawai Kor hopefully the girl in video come across your comment and get the answer lol

    • @ngokampoma3267
      @ngokampoma3267 4 роки тому

      @Nawai Kor waaahh!! Dude, you so telont.

  • @slickwilly7703
    @slickwilly7703 Рік тому +12

    Watching this is hilarious but as someone who has been in her shoes before I really feel for her.

    • @jessica3218
      @jessica3218 Рік тому +4

      I didn’t even know people are such bullies in the comments

    • @ghostghostghst
      @ghostghostghst 5 місяців тому

      I've never been in this situation cos I'm a genius

  • @BurgerMan87
    @BurgerMan87 5 років тому +1365

    The time it took her to figure it out they could have driven 80 miles!

    • @spooky_binch6103
      @spooky_binch6103 5 років тому +15

      BurgerManStuff hmmm... by chance are you two related? Lmao
      (Joke btw ._.)

    • @SebastianPappG
      @SebastianPappG 5 років тому

      Hahaha. Good joke.

    • @rlsjunior797
      @rlsjunior797 5 років тому

      Maybe in an F18.......

    • @senyummewek
      @senyummewek 5 років тому

      Per hour or per two hour?

    • @veryok4828
      @veryok4828 5 років тому

      How long is that?

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 4 роки тому +1809

    She's the type of girl who would sell her car to get gas money.

  • @JominC
    @JominC 3 роки тому +22575

    She is the type of person that studies for a covid test.

  • @dave23024
    @dave23024 6 місяців тому +2

    "Every time I give you the wrong answer, you just tell me it's wrong!"

  • @misterasylum1
    @misterasylum1 3 роки тому +2484

    “She’s an idiot”
    -Master Oogway

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +21

      Oogway is best

    • @UrMom-6942
      @UrMom-6942 3 роки тому +19

      There are no accidents

    • @ezmoney4598
      @ezmoney4598 3 роки тому +4

      @@oimenamesrick yo it’s the real Rick from Kirby.

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому

      @@ezmoney4598 sup mate! It's cool seeing another Kirby fan in a random comment section.

    • @ezmoney4598
      @ezmoney4598 3 роки тому +1

      @@oimenamesrick I deadass have a Rick plush from the Nintendo store in my room. I’m like the biggest fan of Rick.

  • @jdawg9342
    @jdawg9342 5 років тому +998

    How do you spell yes?
    Her: E-YES

    • @robostain_9722
      @robostain_9722 5 років тому +1

      That one was in my recommended videos section, watched it, now a couple of days later this is in my recommended.

    • @jacobunofficial1146
      @jacobunofficial1146 5 років тому +1

      @@robostain_9722 so you are also going to get some more dumbest things in your recommendation ,ohh I thought I was the only one suffering!

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 5 років тому

      XD

    • @salty_editzz7577
      @salty_editzz7577 5 років тому

      That video is funny af 😂

    • @fakereality5204
      @fakereality5204 5 років тому

      @Cerason same😂

  • @petrifiedyou6650
    @petrifiedyou6650 6 років тому +1308

    *And I thought Internet explorer was slow*

    • @criscabrera1457
      @criscabrera1457 6 років тому +7

      What if she IS Internet Explorer?? Ever thought of that??

    • @ianang8977
      @ianang8977 6 років тому

      Christian Cabrera she is world wide web

    • @jamescarlbarcenal4600
      @jamescarlbarcenal4600 6 років тому +1

      U r everywhere

    • @AaronLauKS
      @AaronLauKS 6 років тому +1

      Petrified You nah internet explorer was just going 80miles per hour

    • @Carzzzzzzzzzz
      @Carzzzzzzzzzz 6 років тому

      Man you just nailed it

  • @JapanischErfahren
    @JapanischErfahren Рік тому +2

    ... and you'd still live a happier life being her husband.