Top 5 Anesthesia Reactions! 😵

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  • @cielduyag5624
    @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +4454

    "You might be the prettiest woman I've ever seen."
    Man! That's so sweet.💖

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +13

      Yaaassss😍

    • @drxmzi
      @drxmzi 5 років тому +12

      Damn thats cute

    • @gothamkael6029
      @gothamkael6029 5 років тому +43

      That man was so damn honest even though he was on anesthesia 😅

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 років тому +75

      "yoU'RE MY WIFE???"
      "Yep"
      "hOLy shit . . . I hit the jackpot"

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +21

      That's so heart warming for every woman❣

  • @slcatnip
    @slcatnip 5 років тому +10437

    "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink"
    I'll use this

    • @josuesilva1142
      @josuesilva1142 5 років тому +10

      Tu é brasileira né?

    • @josephfield6969
      @josephfield6969 5 років тому +5

      Pequena Fujoshi I’ll use this too now

    • @Breb1999
      @Breb1999 5 років тому +16

      As a very bad pickup line? ;)

    • @jpgirl8365
      @jpgirl8365 5 років тому +5

      it's mean you wanna cry ??

    • @ozland8888
      @ozland8888 5 років тому +2

      999th like

  • @wall.e2236
    @wall.e2236 6 років тому +4638

    "It's not my fault I'm black"
    "Black people loud ~"
    - I can't hold my laughter 😂

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 6 років тому +37

      Wall .E zip it girl

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 6 років тому +10

      overlord6644 pyro main oK iM sOrRy

    • @gunnersg2700
      @gunnersg2700 6 років тому +61

      @@dinosanddaisies I'm sorry, y'all white? I'm sorry

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 6 років тому +17

      @@overlord-6644 . I'm zipped 😂

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 6 років тому +28

      Boy, I can't even zip my pants
      - HHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

  • @MomIrregardless
    @MomIrregardless 5 місяців тому +706

    that last young man made me cry, remembering my beloved husband of many years having a very similar conversation. the doctor told me to ask him questions, as he could only tell the truth.....so i asked him if he loved me.....turned his head and gazed up to my eyes, and said he 'loved me more than life itself, today and forever, " then said i was 'the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life" 'and he would never ever ever leave me'.....damn you death for taking him from me, there will never be another like him, never.

    • @LilFartEVO
      @LilFartEVO 4 місяці тому +10

      I dont know you but inshallah you’ll see him again, its not my place to say it since im so young but death is a part of life

    • @Eden_Monroe
      @Eden_Monroe 2 місяці тому +34

      I'm so sorry for your loss this is one of my fears that i meet my soulmate and they go before me💔

    • @moji_mojyo
      @moji_mojyo 2 місяці тому +8

      rip❤

    • @aleejjj
      @aleejjj Місяць тому +1

      It's giving sketch

    • @Swissswoosher
      @Swissswoosher Місяць тому +3

      That was so precious. Condolences

  • @tejaj641
    @tejaj641 5 років тому +11544

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you. "
    That's actually the best advice I've ever heard.

    • @chino846
      @chino846 5 років тому +48

      literallyWhy 😂😂😂

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 5 років тому +116

      It fooled my friend on acid because he jumped of a bridge thinking he could fly

    • @dragonboi523
      @dragonboi523 5 років тому +20

      I guess birds should take some notes from jordon 😂

    • @zorgzy4236
      @zorgzy4236 5 років тому +31

      gravity will always try and bring you back down

    • @mariyamlee1125
      @mariyamlee1125 5 років тому +6

      can anyone explain this to me

  • @lolisimon2933
    @lolisimon2933 5 років тому +10169

    Newton: Gravity is the real deal
    Jordan: Hold my third eye

    • @tristan5175
      @tristan5175 5 років тому +53

      XD

    • @Johnny-gi6ev
      @Johnny-gi6ev 5 років тому +44

      Good one ☝️😂

    • @lolisimon2933
      @lolisimon2933 5 років тому +47

      I really appreciate it guys

    • @avshalomcohen-bar336
      @avshalomcohen-bar336 5 років тому +29

      Lmaoooo underrated comment!
      I blew air out of my nose harder that normal on this one gj lol.

    • @Cyalbb
      @Cyalbb 5 років тому +12

      I'm dead🤣

  • @mercilesssnow4340
    @mercilesssnow4340 5 років тому +9074

    "im your wife"
    "YOu'Re my wIfE?!?"
    "Yes"
    "hOlY sHiT!"

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +483

      "JaCKpoT!"

    • @Lucas-os1vr
      @Lucas-os1vr 5 років тому +463

      @@Ljubicastixzeko thats how you know he does love you

    • @kelekasanasith
      @kelekasanasith 5 років тому +97

      "Have you ever had ice ssTrEAm?

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 5 років тому +71

      @@kelekasanasith StRaWbErRiEs ArE gOoD

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +84

      @@Lucas-os1vr I want to know how she looks like 😭

  • @rebbywealth9869
    @rebbywealth9869 5 місяців тому +1711

    The black girl.. pre med student had me laughing out loud😅😅😅😅😅

  • @scottward6974
    @scottward6974 5 років тому +3863

    The guy at the end is great, "You're my wife?!...Oh my god, I hit the jackpot!"

  • @Antonio-nl4ip
    @Antonio-nl4ip 5 років тому +22536

    “I don’t believe her, I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe then?”
    Trust issues man

    • @matildalundgren970
      @matildalundgren970 5 років тому +123

      Infzrno who am i supposed to belive then

    • @hayleyanderson482
      @hayleyanderson482 5 років тому +66

      The first patient on the list was reacting strangely to anesthetiser so he would be saying weird things

    • @hirayawr2028
      @hirayawr2028 5 років тому +15

      Lol

    • @nath5611
      @nath5611 5 років тому +33

      Homie you made that sound depressing 😂

    • @literallyme830
      @literallyme830 5 років тому +3

      ι мade yoυr lιĸeѕ 3ĸ

  • @karleybailey2081
    @karleybailey2081 5 років тому +5717

    Girl: "am I pregnant?"
    Mom: "You better not be.."
    Literally my mom

    • @peachtqa
      @peachtqa 5 років тому +69

      "I'm giving you bigger boobs"

    • @kennedyjess64
      @kennedyjess64 5 років тому +31

      5:42. :3

    • @audreyr9153
      @audreyr9153 5 років тому +18

      Karley Bailey this girl has me crying shes so fricking funny

    • @jojo-vn2ru
      @jojo-vn2ru 5 років тому +34

      “ i can show you when i give birth... am i pregnant???”

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 5 років тому +4

      Ok

  • @MóTee1
    @MóTee1 2 місяці тому +280

    "Black excellence" 😭😭😭😭😭 that girl had me howling! She was the best one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellepickard9157
    @ellepickard9157 5 років тому +6745

    “My eyes are thirsty. Give em a drink.” best words ever spoken by a human

  • @pAnda-he5ip
    @pAnda-he5ip 5 років тому +2507

    This Anesthesia is too *DANGEROUS* !
    I have too many secrets that i have to take to the grave with me

    • @isabellaherrera3481
      @isabellaherrera3481 5 років тому +27

      Sameee

    • @faithtrust6749
      @faithtrust6749 5 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kitty_brainz
      @kitty_brainz 5 років тому +93

      As I was watching this video.. I was thinking the exact same thing..

    • @fabianyeet2662
      @fabianyeet2662 5 років тому +44

      Jack Murphy if I were to be on anesthesia my dumb ass would of said something I don’t tell anyone 💀

    • @sinikiwesimpamba5975
      @sinikiwesimpamba5975 5 років тому +3

      Same here

  • @zephyrz2138
    @zephyrz2138 5 років тому +4153

    *"you're my wife?!"*
    *"Damnnn"*
    😅😂

    • @chronophobiasdelirium
      @chronophobiasdelirium 5 років тому +110

      This specific clip is so heartwarming

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 років тому +18

      Wifeouuu

    • @vinningtonempire8837
      @vinningtonempire8837 5 років тому +24

      I thought it was his mom for a serving at the start

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 років тому +6

      Girls are so desperate for love that they decided to ask a stranger for love😂😂

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 років тому +8

      @@carolinealaniz233 well not sure how this often in the name of love women give desperation as an excuse

  • @Opinionated-Angel
    @Opinionated-Angel 6 місяців тому +199

    The lady that said all lives matter and pickled eggs had me in tears. Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, and we need laughter right now.

  • @jello1622
    @jello1622 5 років тому +2474

    "Y did the chicken cross the road?"
    "To get to the other side..?"
    "Aww mAn she got it MoM"

    • @patiicuacki5343
      @patiicuacki5343 5 років тому +8

      Gachalife needs to stop

    • @fhaithful
      @fhaithful 5 років тому +3

      patiicuacki ! What is gacha?

    • @jello1622
      @jello1622 5 років тому +2

      @@patiicuacki5343 ok good for u

    • @misschnandlerbong7024
      @misschnandlerbong7024 5 років тому +6

      I’m wheezing! He was the hi light of the video

  • @myttydohun4851
    @myttydohun4851 5 років тому +37132

    “Do I have two eyes? Because I see 3 things.”
    IQ: 210

  • @vilokparkhi9420
    @vilokparkhi9420 5 років тому +11594

    3 Things I learned from this:
    1) I'll never do anaesthesia.
    2) Candace is a keeper.
    3) Gravity is a life lesson.

    • @elmax5143
      @elmax5143 5 років тому +662

      And that pickled egg is a hood snack

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 5 років тому +63

      @@elmax5143 Oh yeah

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 5 років тому +334

      4) Doctors don't touch weeners.

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 5 років тому +104

      @@11lvr11 Well, not at work atleast.

    • @mayodonut
      @mayodonut 4 роки тому +22

      @@vilokparkhi9420 what's Candice?

  • @TheNaeLife
    @TheNaeLife 2 місяці тому +55

    1:38 “ My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink “😂😂😭😭💀💀

  • @oyeolamiii
    @oyeolamiii 5 років тому +1595

    “I have to make it. Black excellence”
    “Ok Nashia, shut up girl!!”

    • @inguspodnieks9028
      @inguspodnieks9028 5 років тому +1

      That was funny? Not racist at all?

    • @rosanangoye1139
      @rosanangoye1139 5 років тому +45

      Ingus Podnieks it’s not racist, not sure where you got that from

    • @rayanoni38
      @rayanoni38 5 років тому +29

      Ingus Podnieks how did you find that racist?

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 5 років тому +9

      @@inguspodnieks9028 you sound racist

    • @brianapotts1407
      @brianapotts1407 Місяць тому +4

      @@inguspodnieks9028 Ohmg please take that ish to somebody else comment section! This is for the laughs and good vibes ❤

  • @paytonfrancis6109
    @paytonfrancis6109 6 років тому +761

    "You're MY wife?! Holy shit man" I love it!!😂

    • @isyaagnez
      @isyaagnez 6 років тому +44

      "I hit the jackpot" love it 😁

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 6 років тому +14

      @Payton Francis
      Would have been priceless if she had turned the camera around to show her face!!

  • @FloBro31
    @FloBro31 6 років тому +4104

    "Am i pregnant?"
    "You better not be"

  • @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot
    @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot 7 місяців тому +80

    The guy who thinks his weener over his hip omg, hilarious facial expressions was in stitches for most of these but he had me in stitches

  • @kaitlyng7850
    @kaitlyng7850 5 років тому +2703

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you"
    So profound 😂

  • @claritycrawford868
    @claritycrawford868 6 років тому +5688

    “Ma’am”
    ”yes”
    “my stomach be bubbling”

  • @americaapadron3912
    @americaapadron3912 5 років тому +868

    I love how the guy at the end says that his wife is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and asks if she's a model because shes fk pretty...yet he never knew she was the wife and happened to find out. "Dang! Daanng! Ooo, I hit the jackpot.."😂

  • @ConstantGardener-q9q
    @ConstantGardener-q9q 10 місяців тому +112

    “OMG I hit the jackpot” is sooo sweet

    • @rebeccaallotey9015
      @rebeccaallotey9015 5 місяців тому +2

      I was looking for this in the comments 😂😂. The jackpot

  • @nati2518
    @nati2518 6 років тому +3766

    “Ask me if I’m orange”
    Nurse: “are you orange?”
    “No”

    • @huntermanning03
      @huntermanning03 6 років тому +37

      Lucid Dreams intensifies!!!!!

    • @karzag1
      @karzag1 6 років тому +62

      Best joke ever

    • @bernardodias1640
      @bernardodias1640 6 років тому +43

      Fanofmoststuff _15 Orange is the new black

    • @noid1292
      @noid1292 6 років тому +10

      @@bernardodias1640 OOH MY GOD JAHAHAJH

    • @andrewsmith3570
      @andrewsmith3570 6 років тому +3

      Fanofmoststuff _15 I’m still laughing from it

  • @andrew5687
    @andrew5687 5 років тому +3555

    "Gravity, do not let gravity fool you. That's a life lessons ya know."

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 5 років тому +35

      Andrew Kinne “thats a life lesson” *points finger*

    • @chimera1696
      @chimera1696 5 років тому +24

      I need that on a poster in my room

    • @confettisubliminals222
      @confettisubliminals222 5 років тому +6

      I read that as he said it wowowowowowow

    • @nini0673
      @nini0673 5 років тому +1

      Do not let gravity pull u😂life lesson indeed

  • @jaquelinegarcia3152
    @jaquelinegarcia3152 5 років тому +5018

    "I think he tried to touch my weener"
    I died

  • @Shadyperson
    @Shadyperson 5 місяців тому +64

    Last guy fell in love twice with the same woman, that’s just adorable 😭

  • @angel-hu3bp
    @angel-hu3bp 5 років тому +3693

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    *JOKE 100* XD

  • @Plaiputis
    @Plaiputis 5 років тому +3306

    *"My eyes are watering"*
    *"Doctor my eyes are thirsty give 'em a drink"*
    Your eyes are thirsty 😂

    • @m4rz585
      @m4rz585 5 років тому +17

      *THIRSTY FOR THE TEEEAAAA!!!!!!*

    • @Plaiputis
      @Plaiputis 5 років тому +4

      @LightningS *I have no clue* 🤣

    • @booorredddd
      @booorredddd 5 років тому +3

      @@m4rz585 noo thirsty for *TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mylrv
      @mylrv 5 років тому

      wod u like a cup of tea?

    • @NeoNioNao
      @NeoNioNao 5 років тому

      2byte game plauer are here boissss... Aha

  • @amandawalker725
    @amandawalker725 5 років тому +1730

    "Ask me am i orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    Why did i laugh so hard from that

    • @notblathers
      @notblathers 5 років тому +22

      it is the best joke ever

    • @dmc3680
      @dmc3680 5 років тому +8

      Same lmao couldnt stop

    • @synczz2316
      @synczz2316 5 років тому +3

      Defeati Blob • sameee bro

    • @softsorrows4785
      @softsorrows4785 5 років тому +2

      Sameee i laughed sooo hard 😂😂

    • @amandawalker725
      @amandawalker725 5 років тому +2

      omg i got 1k likes from this comment this is my first time getting 1k likes

  • @QueenofWands3333
    @QueenofWands3333 5 місяців тому +48

    The future doctor almost 💀 me 😂😂😂😂.
    She has to make it. This update is going to be hilarious. Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @marcobain7082
    @marcobain7082 6 років тому +20962

    Miss, my stomach be bubblin'
    The way she said it was funny

    • @SmTab
      @SmTab 6 років тому +51

      Oh lol 1 week ago almost 250 likes no comment

    • @qiucx2532
      @qiucx2532 6 років тому +8

      2nd comment

    • @graysoncrim4687
      @graysoncrim4687 6 років тому +7

      666 likes

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 6 років тому +7

      1000 subs with no video challenge I am a pre med student

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 6 років тому +27

      She sounds like the black version of siri

  • @seonghwasbae2771
    @seonghwasbae2771 5 років тому +516

    "I have 3 eyes"
    "No you dont"
    "Well i see 3 things"
    LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂

  • @cindyzhu591
    @cindyzhu591 6 років тому +2654

    "cAN I hAvE tHIs?!" Doctor: "yeah sure!" *shoves into shirt*

  • @Clayton_Ig-nashous
    @Clayton_Ig-nashous 8 місяців тому +46

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink,” made me fall over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyangelita4051
    @emilyangelita4051 6 років тому +2598

    "I have to make it,"
    *Black excellence*
    I can't stop laughing 💀

  • @slycat2355
    @slycat2355 5 років тому +2906

    The last one with the guy being stunned by his wife's beauty was so heart warming! At least she knows that he considers himself very lucky to have her.

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 5 років тому +64

      It was so cute!

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 2 роки тому +55

      His wife now know how he really thinks about her. Often time, some men have a hard time saying such a thing to their wives when they still have their wits. It is when they are in these kind of situations that they inadvertently spill the beans and tell the truth. His wife was very touch because you can hear it from her laugh and voice, because she knows it is how he feels about her deep down in his heart. It is such a wonderful feeling to feel and be loved. I am happy for them.

    • @luciddreams2524
      @luciddreams2524 2 роки тому +7

      Lol fr prob the best one

    • @Jake_Hynds
      @Jake_Hynds 2 роки тому +5

      I feel like he might have been just saying that stuff to get brownie points but mabey not he did seem pretty out of it also

    • @milkhoney45
      @milkhoney45 2 роки тому +10

      @@Jake_Hynds I watch this video from time to time, this comment was five months ago and I still look at it and go "wtf does this mean??"

  • @Ines-pk1xc
    @Ines-pk1xc 6 років тому +12259

    " My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink"

  • @VincentVanJoYT
    @VincentVanJoYT 3 місяці тому +27

    2:14
    "ask me if im orange"
    "are you orange?
    "no 😂😂😂😂😂"

  • @luizsalhab479
    @luizsalhab479 5 років тому +7973

    "You're white, I'm not tryna offend you, cause all lives matter"
    The new Martin Luther...

    • @daisylouise5501
      @daisylouise5501 5 років тому +250

      I'm telling my kids this was Nelson mandela

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 роки тому +146

      After the George Floyd incident, this hits so hard.

    • @luizsalhab479
      @luizsalhab479 4 роки тому +51

      @@skinniestpuma omg I literally predicted something

    • @khgnnnn
      @khgnnnn 4 роки тому +15

      KID SHOW !! Martha Luther

    • @adamchmilo5863
      @adamchmilo5863 4 роки тому +2

      Wooo

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 6 років тому +1079

    “If hell feels like this....don’t go”
    Wise words my friend, wise words....

  • @unique2754
    @unique2754 5 років тому +1717

    "Gravity....Is a Life lesson"
    "U know pickeld eggs.......Its a HOOOOOOOD Snack"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Anabell2346
      @Anabell2346 5 років тому +15

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 років тому +4

      Lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💝😂

    • @mygachaspeps4290
      @mygachaspeps4290 5 років тому +6

      Im from the hood bro

    • @ferrocha26
      @ferrocha26 5 років тому +5

      @@mygachaspeps4290 you know you're from the hood when you say that you are in the hood, followed by "bro"

  • @RoTerra217
    @RoTerra217 2 місяці тому +73

    0:41 Jordan: doctor~ 🎶🎶😁😁😊😊

  • @otaldol7783
    @otaldol7783 5 років тому +1949

    "Ask me If I'm orange"
    "Are u orange?"
    "No"
    Bruh

    • @dianastamos4439
      @dianastamos4439 5 років тому +60

      sei la man I thought he was gonna say, “No, I’m black.”

    • @Booty_bones
      @Booty_bones 4 роки тому +10

      @@dianastamos4439 that would've made it 10x better

    • @dominusmilans5478
      @dominusmilans5478 4 роки тому +11

      That's the best joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +5

      "orange you glad i didn't say yes?"

    • @charliesadie487
      @charliesadie487 4 роки тому +3

      It actually made me laugh out loud!

  • @william...
    @william... 6 років тому +3607

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink” 😂😂😂

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 6 років тому +2

      •cheese• lol

    • @william...
      @william... 6 років тому +1

      Ad vent OOOOFF 640 likes

    • @william...
      @william... 6 років тому +1

      Ad vent but it’s funny

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 6 років тому +2

      •cheese• ikr 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ev-rb5zm
      @ev-rb5zm 6 років тому +3

      They need some milk

  • @danielcao1726
    @danielcao1726 5 років тому +2860

    “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
    “To get to the other side.”
    “Awww man she already got it!”

    • @Injemaa
      @Injemaa 5 років тому +5

      Fake likes

    • @timothypalin911
      @timothypalin911 5 років тому +11

      Awwwww, mom she’s already got it*

    • @hollymadron
      @hollymadron 5 років тому +7

      TryHardGummy Gaming thats not right, he said “awwwww man, she already got it mom”

    • @willnixon1139
      @willnixon1139 5 років тому +3

      Ask me if im orange

    • @billcosby8348
      @billcosby8348 5 років тому

      Who joe

  • @esmeraldagems9487
    @esmeraldagems9487 5 місяців тому +12

    My favorite part about Jordan is the 3 eyes bit. And the CIA story 😂

  • @blesszzine
    @blesszzine 5 років тому +2399

    “I’m tired of shittin’ miss. It comes out like water.”

    • @NataliaDoesStuff
      @NataliaDoesStuff 5 років тому +4

      mEmE mAkEr lol

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 років тому +18

      I laughed so hard a little snot came out my nose ngl

    • @saifek3860
      @saifek3860 5 років тому

      @@jessiem1042 You didn't have to tell us that you weirdo, disgusting!

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 2 місяці тому +2

      You’re making me laugh all over again 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @my_beloved_Jesus
    @my_beloved_Jesus 5 років тому +2877

    "I'm have homework, I'm a pre-med student, I have to survive"
    😂😂😂 OmL she just made my day

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +6

      ohhh a twice fan

    • @sumaiyailyas4772
      @sumaiyailyas4772 5 років тому +1

      D.O😍😍

    • @exo_cy146
      @exo_cy146 5 років тому

      Hei D.O

    • @onlyone5394
      @onlyone5394 5 років тому +1

      @@sp3axl3ss70 girl I was exactly thinking about that 😂😂😂😂

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +1

      @@onlyone5394 haha sure

  • @drarry.6264
    @drarry.6264 5 років тому +1694

    “I gotta make it,”
    *_black excellence_*

  • @Destructanor29
    @Destructanor29 2 місяці тому +18

    12:33 😂 do you know what pickled egg is? It’s a hood snack😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imanonymousnow2854
    @imanonymousnow2854 6 років тому +2503

    Can I HAvE tHIs?
    “Yes...”
    **stuffs down shirt**

  • @AR-wt3by
    @AR-wt3by 5 років тому +1530

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly...
    She say "its a hood snacc".

    • @hotshot4512
      @hotshot4512 5 років тому +8

      Angel Ghost dude I think I threw up from laughing 😆

    • @wtf_marley
      @wtf_marley 5 років тому +1

      YAAAAAASSSSSS

    • @imjustacamel4190
      @imjustacamel4190 5 років тому

      stop...

    • @KingMatt-kl9fl
      @KingMatt-kl9fl 5 років тому

      I’m dying of laughter from this comment😂😂

    • @hybix1x
      @hybix1x 5 років тому +4

      I laughed so hard my butt started burning

  • @nyteleopard34
    @nyteleopard34 6 років тому +404

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?
    "No"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fbi4365
      @fbi4365 6 років тому

      Nyte leopard that nigga was having the time of his life

  • @justinyang6675
    @justinyang6675 2 місяці тому +7

    "Ask me if I'm orange" & "Gravity is a life lesson you know"😂😂 "it's a hood snack" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zera2277
    @zera2277 5 років тому +1962

    The black girl was the funniest. Had me dying of laughter

    • @Krasov92
      @Krasov92 5 років тому +96

      I was laughing until my stomach was hurting too bad: "I'm tired of shitting, I shit everywhere"

    • @savvyfager9312
      @savvyfager9312 5 років тому +59

      "My asshole burnin"
      I lost it... 😂😆😆😆

    • @lindagarcia7250
      @lindagarcia7250 5 років тому +5

      Tbh😂

    • @samanthaappiah1861
      @samanthaappiah1861 5 років тому +40

      Black excellence 😂

    • @nobodycares1249
      @nobodycares1249 5 років тому +8

      Guessing your black?

  • @diorama1608
    @diorama1608 5 років тому +9520

    "I dont believe her, I dont believe you.... who am I supposed to believe then....." 😞

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +37

      69 likes nice bro

    • @diorama1608
      @diorama1608 5 років тому +14

      @@yy-sf7uz 😄👍

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +10

      100 likes now wow very high

    • @KingPq
      @KingPq 5 років тому +6

      @@yy-sf7uz the mirror 😁😁

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +2

      @@KingPq ?

  • @fallenmoon1113
    @fallenmoon1113 5 років тому +745

    "Im your wife."
    "Your MY Wife!?"
    "Yeah."
    "Holy ****!"
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yasminb9460
      @yasminb9460 5 років тому +10

      That was super cute and funny 😂❤

    • @XSaffie_LoveX
      @XSaffie_LoveX 5 років тому +8

      Honestly don't know how he forgot who she is though 😂 and that they were married.
      I had anaesthesia and the first thing I remember saying was "is that Steve snoring?" Cos they brought me back to the ward and my other half was lying across some seats fast asleep. 😂

    • @aleksandrdostoevsky6621
      @aleksandrdostoevsky6621 5 років тому

      Remember he hit the jackpot

    • @arkhmnight4121
      @arkhmnight4121 5 років тому

      Time?

    • @XSaffie_LoveX
      @XSaffie_LoveX 5 років тому +1

      @@arkhmnight4121 14.12 to end of video lol just watch the whole thing.. 😂

  • @TheodoreWrathchild
    @TheodoreWrathchild 7 місяців тому +12

    "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink". BRO I'm definitely using this as a pickup line.

  • @NJ-jk8gb
    @NJ-jk8gb 6 років тому +707

    Do I have three eyes “cAUsE I SeE tHREE THiNgs”😂😂😂.

    • @Doglooksh
      @Doglooksh 2 місяці тому +2

      Yup. Thats what he said

    • @NJ-jk8gb
      @NJ-jk8gb 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Doglookshion even remember commenting that
      gomd you five years late lil bro gts

  • @99Darksorcerer99
    @99Darksorcerer99 5 років тому +9146

    It’s mega wholesome that the guy forgot that woman was his wife but still called her the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

    • @esmeraldafranco1442
      @esmeraldafranco1442 5 років тому +276

      Ikr he is so cute

    • @shyt4312
      @shyt4312 5 років тому +156

      I know I'm like awww that's so cute

    • @buzzmas8068
      @buzzmas8068 5 років тому +130

      I mean, he is all drugged up so his perception of attractive-ness could be all distorted, but that is nice anyway

    • @nottelling998
      @nottelling998 5 років тому +235

      And when he said "Omg I hit the jackpot" uwu

    • @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345
      @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha

  • @paigesullivan7791
    @paigesullivan7791 6 років тому +498

    “Gravity is a life lesson! Do not let gravity pull you”😂

  • @Momcharlie
    @Momcharlie 5 місяців тому +9

    Don’t tell that baby to “shut up”… 😂🤣😂🤣❤️ Let her have her pride, black or other…anesthesia or not…❤🥰

  • @leenasantana2353
    @leenasantana2353 5 років тому +1077

    That last guy is loyal even on anesthesia! 😮😘

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 років тому +7

      I know it’s like so cute 🥰

    • @smoothdood8766
      @smoothdood8766 5 років тому +8

      Ikr

    • @carolynpegues2252
      @carolynpegues2252 2 місяці тому +4

      He’s falling in ♥️ love all over again! Watch out Candace, it sounds like he’s ready for a baby

    • @bm4551
      @bm4551 2 місяці тому +1

      That was just to cute.

  • @Kuqezi-or9ns
    @Kuqezi-or9ns 6 років тому +1603

    13:29
    „It‘s not my fault I‘m Black.“
    „Um I‘m sorry. Y‘all white“
    Dying of laughing.

    • @stainjamin
      @stainjamin 6 років тому +46

      "Black excellence" lol

    • @helenemaria2604
      @helenemaria2604 6 років тому +2

      Hallo, mein Name ist Eis

    • @Zadered
      @Zadered 6 років тому +2

      Pretending not to be racist lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @jelloviolet2781
      @jelloviolet2781 6 років тому +6

      “I’m zipped”
      “Boy I can’t even zip my pants”

    • @dasmoritz6958
      @dasmoritz6958 6 років тому +1

      Hallo mein Name ist Luca und ich kacke mir in die hossssssse

  • @brycemilleroutdoors1725
    @brycemilleroutdoors1725 6 років тому +1460

    "Im trying to lift my head up, but gravity...." 😂😂😂

    • @jaccisplace5231
      @jaccisplace5231 6 років тому +48

      It's a life lesson

    • @nozorie
      @nozorie 6 років тому +3

      @@jaccisplace5231 yeah.

    • @mr.pamper44
      @mr.pamper44 6 років тому +5

      Is it me or do they get smarter when this happens? Or like know more stuff?

    • @moah6668
      @moah6668 6 років тому +11

      Don't let gravity fool you

    • @ismaa3883
      @ismaa3883 6 років тому +1

      Is a life lesson XDD

  • @bellaboo-lf4jz
    @bellaboo-lf4jz 5 місяців тому +8

    "if hell feels like this, dont go" lol im crying

  • @shinemendwoor
    @shinemendwoor 5 років тому +73860

    Can't do anesthesia. I'm afraid I will reveal my deepest darkest secrets.

    • @gacha_cat6346
      @gacha_cat6346 5 років тому +5890

      Same I don't wanna say stuff I'm not suppos to ;-;

    • @ceotrix2302
      @ceotrix2302 5 років тому +3599

      If I do it I would probably talk about pussy and say bad words

    • @imadbahi6152
      @imadbahi6152 5 років тому +1135

      Same here

    • @erloser6942
      @erloser6942 5 років тому +778

      Saaamme

    • @sofisofi6614
      @sofisofi6614 5 років тому +795

      Ikr im scared ohhh shiettttt wtf haha

  • @rania9489
    @rania9489 5 років тому +5676

    girl stressing about homework while on anesthesia. das dedication

    • @JB-pq7yk
      @JB-pq7yk 5 років тому +135

      Nah thats just life lol. When you're in school homework is life.

    • @urmom-cj1yp
      @urmom-cj1yp 5 років тому +89

      Not that’s just sad.

    • @rania9489
      @rania9489 5 років тому +31

      Bros that was sarcasm. And it's not just the AES. It applies to any student who has alot of theory in theit education pack. Today I woke up and the first thing i thought about was that stupid bit of math that doesn't seem to click in my head

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 5 років тому +4

      Alyssa GAMING AND MORE
      The first thing we think about is something that could evidentially make us smarter, which is sad...ok?

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 років тому +3

      Omg I was the 2k like!

  • @yungdna
    @yungdna 6 років тому +2407

    "Y'all Christians? I'm sorry."
    "Y'all white? I'm sorry."

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 6 років тому +17

      Damla Avci i wouldn't mind cussing in front of Christians.

    • @andrew1923
      @andrew1923 6 років тому +47

      Im Christian and i dont mind ppl being like this cause they cant help it

    • @fortheloveofpitbulls7070
      @fortheloveofpitbulls7070 6 років тому +8

      @@andrew1923 same

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 6 років тому +8

      I dont get offended that much cause I'm a catholic

    • @alpsg2494
      @alpsg2494 6 років тому +3

      @@anandamaia the catholic religion is weird you have 3 gods

  • @EditzArtNstuff
    @EditzArtNstuff 2 місяці тому +17

    2:30
    "They're birds👌"
    "Blackhawks😢"
    "Blackhaaaaaaaaaaaaawks😋"

  • @dinoboyash21
    @dinoboyash21 5 років тому +1885

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    *I died right there*

    • @feehloif3
      @feehloif3 5 років тому +13

      That laugh after the joke is what killed me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @moplayz7346
      @moplayz7346 5 років тому +9

      Its so stupid that it made me laugh

    • @Leadar102
      @Leadar102 5 років тому

      Same

    • @lexijern8608
      @lexijern8608 5 років тому

      Same haha

    • @feehloif3
      @feehloif3 5 років тому

      @@moplayz7346 LOL!!!!!

  • @cam3632
    @cam3632 5 років тому +8622

    kid: ask me if I’m orange
    doctor: are u orange
    kid: No

  • @yunglonnie0200
    @yunglonnie0200 5 років тому +487

    The last guy was adorable 😭 he was so happy that that was his wife 🤣 "are you a model?" 😭 "oh man I hit the jackpot!" 😭

    • @francesmaesuyo5270
      @francesmaesuyo5270 5 років тому +9

      JŸ ŁØVĒD im dying of laughter

    • @nicksherman8756
      @nicksherman8756 5 років тому

      I just thought what if they broke up and he watched the video again and started crying bc he missed her 😭😭😭

  • @LesegoMakhanya-w2o
    @LesegoMakhanya-w2o 2 місяці тому +131

    0:10 i can fix her

    • @unclegardener
      @unclegardener 2 місяці тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Місяць тому +9

      she doesn't need fixing, she's perfect

    • @squishyball2
      @squishyball2 Місяць тому +3

      @@elliot_ratyou’re glazing shes mid and not perfect

    • @nestarules5450
      @nestarules5450 Місяць тому +21

      Y’all are seriously debating about a girl on narcotics…. Weird.

    • @Yuki_Satooo
      @Yuki_Satooo Місяць тому +3

      ⁠@@squishyball2 that’s rude respect others you should to be a better person calling someone not perfect is very disrespectful

  • @stxrkilla
    @stxrkilla 6 років тому +1869

    "Do you know what pickled egg?"
    "It's a *_HoOd SnEcKk_* "

    • @jasminegaming4194
      @jasminegaming4194 6 років тому +3

      iheart Animatins lol it’s really not tbh I hate them in every body I know hate them

    • @youobserver6881
      @youobserver6881 6 років тому +2

      iheart Animatins please could someone translate or open the meaning of that! Thank you

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 6 років тому +3

      That cracked me up!!
      😂😂

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 6 років тому

      _SNACC_

    • @moreoflogann
      @moreoflogann 6 років тому

      iheart Animatins 😂 got me ded

  • @erasalams61
    @erasalams61 6 років тому +20484

    "ohh no! My ass cant burn no more!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moistmarc6701
      @moistmarc6701 6 років тому +124

      Nate Dogg - Ass Burnin'

    • @illzzu
      @illzzu 6 років тому +135

      12:21>

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 6 років тому +16

      Honngry

    • @appleblooms259
      @appleblooms259 6 років тому +5

      Dubby I just now get what this means because you your comment. XD

    • @lonzo2389
      @lonzo2389 6 років тому +29

      I would love to see her reaction video lmao

  • @pursuitoficarus200
    @pursuitoficarus200 5 років тому +809

    Mom: Jordan, calm down.
    Jordan: *_HEY DOCTOR, MY MOM TRYNA TELL ME TO CALM DOWN_*

    • @ddog3290
      @ddog3290 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onyx3678
      @onyx3678 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @cocoswirltwistyt5365
      @cocoswirltwistyt5365 5 років тому +6

      DO I HAVE THREE EYES CUZ IM SEEING THREE THINGS I DONT BELIEVE U😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @dweewbit
    @dweewbit 2 місяці тому +5

    He tried to touch my what!??...got me cracking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yoshi-ib3wk
    @yoshi-ib3wk 5 років тому +534

    "gravity is a life lesson, do NOT let gravity fool u" lmaooo I'm deadddd

  • @aryxna
    @aryxna 6 років тому +2887

    Jordan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Docter: To get to the other side
    Jordan:
    *aWw mAnNn! mOm sHe gOt iT!*

  • @brycemilleroutdoors1725
    @brycemilleroutdoors1725 6 років тому +1192

    "I have to make it, BLACK EXCELLENCE!" 😂😂 I'm crying lol

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 6 років тому +10

      Sorry, I don't find black supremacists that funny.

    • @yakovsingsit5994
      @yakovsingsit5994 6 років тому +8

      dont laugh theyll call you racists

    • @Moonchildashou
      @Moonchildashou 6 років тому +26

      @@dirtdiv3r are you dumb "Black supermacist" this is not a thing headass

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 6 років тому +7

      @@Moonchildashou I imagine you are one of those brainwashed to believe black people can't be racist or supremacist xD Don't call people dumb when you can't comprehend the basic definitions of words. A supremacist is defined as an advocate of the supremacy of a particular group, especially one determined by race or sex. Anybody of ANY race can be a supremacist. You are basing your belief that black people can't be supremacists because they haven't attained supremacy yet. That's irrelevant to whether one is a supremacist or not. You only need to advocate for such to become a racial supremacist. Go get a fucking education.

    • @Moonchildashou
      @Moonchildashou 6 років тому +5

      Joshua Smith well since they hadn’t attained supremacy how can’t they BE supermacist tho??

  • @elizabethkates670
    @elizabethkates670 Місяць тому +3

    Ask me if im orange. That was the best. If i was the nurse id be in hysterics. 😂😂😂😂

  • @levii8702
    @levii8702 6 років тому +411

    "We need you to stop cussin"
    "Ok, I'm sorry
    Lord, forgive me!
    I am a christian"
    This part killed me 😂😂

  • @SofyGuizar
    @SofyGuizar 5 років тому +1657

    “It ain’t my fault I’m black “
    “Black people are loud” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasmin8633
    @jasmin8633 5 років тому +2233

    "it's not my fault I'm black , black people loud" I CRIED

  • @katherineguthrie1558
    @katherineguthrie1558 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm so happy Ppl post these video's !!! Thank you !!!

  • @taymaa-97
    @taymaa-97 6 років тому +1960

    The girl with the bubbly stomach got me wheezing 😂😂

  • @jessicar_1650
    @jessicar_1650 5 років тому +2092

    ”My doctor. His name was Dave. I think he tried to touch my weener”😂😂

    • @mtm2614
      @mtm2614 5 років тому +9

      I don't understand "weener" is ? What is it ? (Im french)

    • @blurredpinks7122
      @blurredpinks7122 5 років тому +21

      @@mtm2614 its a another Word for a boys piverate part

    • @mtm2614
      @mtm2614 5 років тому +2

      @@blurredpinks7122 thanks 🤣

    • @blurredpinks7122
      @blurredpinks7122 5 років тому +3

      @@mtm2614 No problem

    • @alexia-mv6sl
      @alexia-mv6sl 5 років тому +1

      🤣😂

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea 6 років тому +1874

    The guy at the last part is so sweet to his wife

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 6 років тому +35

      I KNOW RIGHT, SO CYOOOTT

    • @djunicorn7878
      @djunicorn7878 6 років тому +91

      When he said he hit the jackpot I swooned it was soooo cute

    • @Newbiesoldlive
      @Newbiesoldlive 6 років тому +57

      It is soooo sweet. How he was amazed by her beauty😍😍😍

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 6 років тому +98

      He literally fell in love with her a 2nd time 😍😍😍

    • @kemalhasanovic4672
      @kemalhasanovic4672 6 років тому +6

      I am 999 like:((((( why not 1000? :((((

  • @vampiirex
    @vampiirex 6 років тому +1530

    give this poor dude's eyes a drink

  • @elijahmasquelier1238
    @elijahmasquelier1238 2 роки тому +3577

    That boy got a future in philosophy
    “I don’t believe her. I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe?” And my favorite, “Ask me if I’m an orange.” - “Are you an orange?” - “No.” lmao

    • @heythatmonkeyhasaspoon2636
      @heythatmonkeyhasaspoon2636 11 місяців тому +169

      I like how he laughed at her like she was stupid for asking the question he asked her to ask. Like she was the joke in that joke.

    • @Shake_Well_Before_Use
      @Shake_Well_Before_Use 8 місяців тому +37

      Next socrates

    • @crystalheartsroblox
      @crystalheartsroblox 6 місяців тому +2

      Lol

    • @_official_royalty9646
      @_official_royalty9646 5 місяців тому +8

      Is it a gas....or is it a liquid?🤔

    • @jameschristopher2540
      @jameschristopher2540 5 місяців тому +4

      @@heythatmonkeyhasaspoon2636 I think that was the joke. Someone who would be gullible enough to ask him such a question ...

  • @micaylaa006
    @micaylaa006 5 років тому +752

    LMAOO THAT BLACK GIRL
    Nashia: "I have to make it"
    Nashia: "Black excllence"
    Mom: "Shut up girl"
    Nashia: "OK"

    • @praduhhh80
      @praduhhh80 5 років тому +2

      RoyalMicaylaJ that got my dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kwistine23
      @kwistine23 5 років тому +1

      RoyalMicaylaJ *XDDDD*

    • @richardmin4080
      @richardmin4080 5 років тому +1

      RoyalMicaylaJ wow u had to say black girl

    • @micaylaa006
      @micaylaa006 5 років тому +2

      @Jocelynn Don’t Give A Fucc "Im tired of shitting" LMAO

    • @micaylaa006
      @micaylaa006 5 років тому +6

      @@richardmin4080 First of all, there's another girl in the video, so what was I gonna say? Second, I'm black myself, what's the problem?

  • @tentickles9
    @tentickles9 Місяць тому +5

    For the last one, at first I thought the woman filming it was the guy's mom or something so when he said she was the prettiest woman in the world, I thought it would go terribly wrong 😂😂 but that's so cute and I bet candice felt so happy knowing her husband really loves her 💗

  • @bee9058
    @bee9058 6 років тому +1336

    #1 This guy was literally falling in love with his wife all over again 😍😍❤️

    • @Greed325
      @Greed325 6 років тому +12

      Ikr

    • @h3r0sxduty92
      @h3r0sxduty92 6 років тому +32

      Yes I agree. I liked that one the most. ❤

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 6 років тому +48

      I'm sure that he was well rewarded later!

    • @SYDDMusic
      @SYDDMusic 6 років тому +8

      really cute 😂

    • @jenniferdeisher7090
      @jenniferdeisher7090 6 років тому +12

      I guess that's one way to tell if your better half really loved you XD