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  • Some of the most hilarious reactions from people waking up from Anesthesia after surgery.
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    Top 5 people Anesthesia wake up reactions:
    Intro: Sedated girl waking up from surgery mentioning different sorts of balls. • Video
    #5 Boy after surgery in the hospital with his mother and a doctor. "Ask if I'm orange". "My eyes are thirsty. Give them a drink." • Reaction to hospital d...
    #4 Daughter after knee surgery with Anesthesia appears to be a huge fan of Ellen DeGeneres and Robin Roberts. • Ellen's biggest fan un...
    #3 Scott waking up after post knee surgery under Anesthesia talking about his weener, Twister, ice cream and Newswanker. • Anesthesia, Waking up ...
    #2 Female Pre-Med student talking loud about her bubblin' stomach and pickled eggs after a general Anaestesia surgery. • GIRL SAYS CRAZY THINGS...
    #1 After his fifth hernia surgery and before the Anesthesia wears off, Jason Mortensen sees his wife for the very first time. "Are YOU my wife?" - • Video
    #anesthesia #sedated #hospital
    Music:
    ► MBB - Arrival (outro)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 40 тис.

  • @tejaj641
    @tejaj641 5 років тому +8753

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you. "
    That's actually the best advice I've ever heard.

    • @chino846
      @chino846 5 років тому +27

      literallyWhy 😂😂😂

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 5 років тому +81

      It fooled my friend on acid because he jumped of a bridge thinking he could fly

    • @dragonboi523
      @dragonboi523 5 років тому +6

      I guess birds should take some notes from jordon 😂

    • @zorgzy4236
      @zorgzy4236 5 років тому +20

      gravity will always try and bring you back down

    • @mariyamlee1125
      @mariyamlee1125 5 років тому +5

      can anyone explain this to me

  • @Cassian2506
    @Cassian2506 5 років тому +24353

    "I don't believe her.
    I don't believe you.
    Who am i supposed to believe then?"
    Sums up my life pretty much

  • @lolisimon2933
    @lolisimon2933 4 роки тому +8201

    Newton: Gravity is the real deal
    Jordan: Hold my third eye

    • @tristan5175
      @tristan5175 4 роки тому +42

      XD

    • @Johnny-gi6ev
      @Johnny-gi6ev 4 роки тому +31

      Good one ☝️😂

    • @lolisimon2933
      @lolisimon2933 4 роки тому +32

      I really appreciate it guys

    • @avshalomcohen-bar336
      @avshalomcohen-bar336 4 роки тому +20

      Lmaoooo underrated comment!
      I blew air out of my nose harder that normal on this one gj lol.

    • @Cyalbb
      @Cyalbb 4 роки тому +9

      I'm dead🤣

  • @elijahmasquelier1238
    @elijahmasquelier1238 Рік тому +2590

    That boy got a future in philosophy
    “I don’t believe her. I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe?” And my favorite, “Ask me if I’m an orange.” - “Are you an orange?” - “No.” lmao

  • @cielduyag5624
    @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +3394

    "You might be the prettiest woman I've ever seen."
    Man! That's so sweet.💖

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +10

      Yaaassss😍

    • @drxmzi
      @drxmzi 5 років тому +8

      Damn thats cute

    • @gothamkael6029
      @gothamkael6029 5 років тому +32

      That man was so damn honest even though he was on anesthesia 😅

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 років тому +44

      "yoU'RE MY WIFE???"
      "Yep"
      "hOLy shit . . . I hit the jackpot"

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +9

      That's so heart warming for every woman❣

  • @william...
    @william... 5 років тому +3222

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink” 😂😂😂

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 5 років тому +1

      •cheese• lol

    • @william...
      @william... 5 років тому +1

      Ad vent OOOOFF 640 likes

    • @william...
      @william... 5 років тому +1

      Ad vent but it’s funny

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 5 років тому +1

      •cheese• ikr 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ev-rb5zm
      @ev-rb5zm 5 років тому +3

      They need some milk

  • @99Darksorcerer99
    @99Darksorcerer99 4 роки тому +8094

    It’s mega wholesome that the guy forgot that woman was his wife but still called her the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

    • @esmeraldafranco1442
      @esmeraldafranco1442 4 роки тому +238

      Ikr he is so cute

    • @shyt4312
      @shyt4312 4 роки тому +125

      I know I'm like awww that's so cute

    • @buzzmas8068
      @buzzmas8068 4 роки тому +111

      I mean, he is all drugged up so his perception of attractive-ness could be all distorted, but that is nice anyway

    • @nottelling998
      @nottelling998 4 роки тому +200

      And when he said "Omg I hit the jackpot" uwu

    • @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345
      @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahaha

  • @Crestalus
    @Crestalus 2 роки тому +1576

    “Ask me if I’m orange”
    “Are you orange?”
    “No”
    💀

    • @kenihow
      @kenihow 7 місяців тому +45

      I laughed soo loud at this.

    • @Blackcat1111..
      @Blackcat1111.. 3 місяці тому +15

      This creased me up 😂

    • @Frenchpotatoes4ever
      @Frenchpotatoes4ever 2 місяці тому +14

      HOW DID I EVEN LAUGH AT THAT PART BRO LMAOOO

  • @vilokparkhi9420
    @vilokparkhi9420 4 роки тому +10705

    3 Things I learned from this:
    1) I'll never do anaesthesia.
    2) Candace is a keeper.
    3) Gravity is a life lesson.

    • @elmax5143
      @elmax5143 4 роки тому +568

      And that pickled egg is a hood snack

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 роки тому +53

      @@elmax5143 Oh yeah

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 4 роки тому +283

      4) Doctors don't touch weeners.

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 роки тому +91

      @@11lvr11 Well, not at work atleast.

    • @mayodonut
      @mayodonut 4 роки тому +20

      @@vilokparkhi9420 what's Candice?

  • @ellepickard9157
    @ellepickard9157 4 роки тому +6040

    “My eyes are thirsty. Give em a drink.” best words ever spoken by a human

  • @andrew5687
    @andrew5687 5 років тому +3172

    "Gravity, do not let gravity fool you. That's a life lessons ya know."

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 5 років тому +31

      Andrew Kinne “thats a life lesson” *points finger*

    • @chimera1696
      @chimera1696 5 років тому +21

      I need that on a poster in my room

    • @confettisubliminals222
      @confettisubliminals222 5 років тому +5

      I read that as he said it wowowowowowow

    • @nini0673
      @nini0673 5 років тому

      Do not let gravity pull u😂life lesson indeed

  • @dermischa
    @dermischa Рік тому +808

    "I'm tired of shitting!"
    I feel you, girl. I feel you.

  • @allienartist2068
    @allienartist2068 5 років тому +7517

    "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink"
    I'll use this

  • @karleybailey2081
    @karleybailey2081 5 років тому +5051

    Girl: "am I pregnant?"
    Mom: "You better not be.."
    Literally my mom

    • @lxstfuldesire
      @lxstfuldesire 5 років тому +69

      "I'm giving you bigger boobs"

    • @kennedyjess64
      @kennedyjess64 5 років тому +27

      5:42. :3

    • @audreyr9153
      @audreyr9153 4 роки тому +15

      Karley Bailey this girl has me crying shes so fricking funny

    • @jojo-vn2ru
      @jojo-vn2ru 4 роки тому +27

      “ i can show you when i give birth... am i pregnant???”

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 4 роки тому +3

      Ok

  • @wall.e2236
    @wall.e2236 5 років тому +3018

    "It's not my fault I'm black"
    "Black people loud ~"
    - I can't hold my laughter 😂

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 5 років тому +19

      Wall .E zip it girl

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 5 років тому +5

      overlord6644 pyro main oK iM sOrRy

    • @gunnersg2700
      @gunnersg2700 5 років тому +32

      @@dinosanddaisies I'm sorry, y'all white? I'm sorry

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 років тому +10

      @@overlord-6644 . I'm zipped 😂

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 років тому +13

      Boy, I can't even zip my pants
      - HHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

  • @Alonepistachio
    @Alonepistachio Рік тому +353

    “ If hell feels like this don’t go “ im stealing this line 😂

  • @kaitlyng7850
    @kaitlyng7850 5 років тому +2482

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you"
    So profound 😂

  • @mercilesssnow4340
    @mercilesssnow4340 5 років тому +7465

    "im your wife"
    "YOu'Re my wIfE?!?"
    "Yes"
    "hOlY sHiT!"

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +378

      "JaCKpoT!"

    • @Lucas-os1vr
      @Lucas-os1vr 5 років тому +397

      @@Ljubicastixzeko thats how you know he does love you

    • @kelekasanasith5778
      @kelekasanasith5778 5 років тому +81

      "Have you ever had ice ssTrEAm?

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 5 років тому +56

      @@kelekasanasith5778 StRaWbErRiEs ArE gOoD

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +74

      @@Lucas-os1vr I want to know how she looks like 😭

  • @rania9489
    @rania9489 5 років тому +4457

    girl stressing about homework while on anesthesia. das dedication

    • @JB-pq7yk
      @JB-pq7yk 5 років тому +92

      Nah thats just life lol. When you're in school homework is life.

    • @urmom-cj1yp
      @urmom-cj1yp 5 років тому +55

      Not that’s just sad.

    • @rania9489
      @rania9489 5 років тому +21

      Bros that was sarcasm. And it's not just the AES. It applies to any student who has alot of theory in theit education pack. Today I woke up and the first thing i thought about was that stupid bit of math that doesn't seem to click in my head

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 5 років тому +2

      Alyssa GAMING AND MORE
      The first thing we think about is something that could evidentially make us smarter, which is sad...ok?

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 років тому

      Omg I was the 2k like!

  • @rebbywealth9869
    @rebbywealth9869 Місяць тому +100

    The black girl.. pre med student had me laughing out loud😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Munichismybaby
      @Munichismybaby 3 дні тому

      Same she was hilariously adorable 😂😂😂

  • @claritycrawford868
    @claritycrawford868 5 років тому +4999

    “Ma’am”
    ”yes”
    “my stomach be bubbling”

  • @Antonio-nl4ip
    @Antonio-nl4ip 5 років тому +20828

    “I don’t believe her, I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe then?”
    Trust issues man

    • @matildalundgren970
      @matildalundgren970 4 роки тому +114

      Infzrno who am i supposed to belive then

    • @hayleyanderson482
      @hayleyanderson482 4 роки тому +60

      The first patient on the list was reacting strangely to anesthetiser so he would be saying weird things

    • @hirayawr2028
      @hirayawr2028 4 роки тому +13

      Lol

    • @nath5611
      @nath5611 4 роки тому +32

      Homie you made that sound depressing 😂

    • @literallyme830
      @literallyme830 4 роки тому +3

      ι мade yoυr lιĸeѕ 3ĸ

  • @zephyrz2138
    @zephyrz2138 4 роки тому +2727

    *"you're my wife?!"*
    *"Damnnn"*
    😅😂

    • @chronophobiasdelirium
      @chronophobiasdelirium 4 роки тому +61

      This specific clip is so heartwarming

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 4 роки тому +9

      Wifeouuu

    • @vinningtonempire8837
      @vinningtonempire8837 4 роки тому +11

      I thought it was his mom for a serving at the start

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 4 роки тому +3

      Girls are so desperate for love that they decided to ask a stranger for love😂😂

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 4 роки тому +3

      @@carolinealaniz233 well not sure how this often in the name of love women give desperation as an excuse

  • @soniaa6926
    @soniaa6926 Рік тому +439

    « My asshole can’t burn no mow » OMG she killed me 😂😂 God bless you baby girl. Hope you are a doctor now ❤️❤️❤️

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 5 років тому +887

    “If hell feels like this....don’t go”
    Wise words my friend, wise words....

  • @scottward6974
    @scottward6974 5 років тому +3131

    The guy at the end is great, "You're my wife?!...Oh my god, I hit the jackpot!"

  • @kunalbhatt4333
    @kunalbhatt4333 Рік тому +448

    "I have to make it,"
    Black excellence
    Nashia was inspiring!💗

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 3 дні тому +1

      🤣😂 I like her already she seems pretty chill

  • @Plaiputis
    @Plaiputis 5 років тому +3165

    *"My eyes are watering"*
    *"Doctor my eyes are thirsty give 'em a drink"*
    Your eyes are thirsty 😂

    • @m4rz585
      @m4rz585 5 років тому +16

      *THIRSTY FOR THE TEEEAAAA!!!!!!*

    • @Plaiputis
      @Plaiputis 5 років тому +4

      @LightningS *I have no clue* 🤣

    • @booorredddd
      @booorredddd 5 років тому +2

      @@m4rz585 noo thirsty for *TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mylrv
      @mylrv 5 років тому

      wod u like a cup of tea?

    • @NeoNioNao
      @NeoNioNao 5 років тому

      2byte game plauer are here boissss... Aha

  • @seonghwasbae2771
    @seonghwasbae2771 5 років тому +465

    "I have 3 eyes"
    "No you dont"
    "Well i see 3 things"
    LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂

  • @amandawalker725
    @amandawalker725 5 років тому +1592

    "Ask me am i orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    Why did i laugh so hard from that

    • @notblathers
      @notblathers 5 років тому +19

      it is the best joke ever

    • @dmc3680
      @dmc3680 5 років тому +7

      Same lmao couldnt stop

    • @synczz2316
      @synczz2316 5 років тому +2

      Defeati Blob • sameee bro

    • @softsorrows4785
      @softsorrows4785 5 років тому +1

      Sameee i laughed sooo hard 😂😂

    • @amandawalker725
      @amandawalker725 5 років тому

      omg i got 1k likes from this comment this is my first time getting 1k likes

  • @NoahLoftier
    @NoahLoftier Рік тому +404

    "Mom, keep recording"
    This kid is GOAT'ed

  • @Ines-pk1xc
    @Ines-pk1xc 5 років тому +11815

    " My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink"

  • @jaquelinegarcia3152
    @jaquelinegarcia3152 5 років тому +4072

    "I think he tried to touch my weener"
    I died

  • @slycat2355
    @slycat2355 5 років тому +2685

    The last one with the guy being stunned by his wife's beauty was so heart warming! At least she knows that he considers himself very lucky to have her.

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 4 роки тому +61

      It was so cute!

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 2 роки тому +46

      His wife now know how he really thinks about her. Often time, some men have a hard time saying such a thing to their wives when they still have their wits. It is when they are in these kind of situations that they inadvertently spill the beans and tell the truth. His wife was very touch because you can hear it from her laugh and voice, because she knows it is how he feels about her deep down in his heart. It is such a wonderful feeling to feel and be loved. I am happy for them.

    • @luciddreams2524
      @luciddreams2524 2 роки тому +5

      Lol fr prob the best one

    • @Jake_Hynds
      @Jake_Hynds 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like he might have been just saying that stuff to get brownie points but mabey not he did seem pretty out of it also

    • @milkhoney45
      @milkhoney45 Рік тому +7

      @@Jake_Hynds I watch this video from time to time, this comment was five months ago and I still look at it and go "wtf does this mean??"

  • @user-uz8sn1qv8y
    @user-uz8sn1qv8y 5 днів тому +7

    that last young man made me cry, remembering my beloved husband of many years having a very similar conversation. the doctor told me to ask him questions, as he could only tell the truth.....so i asked him if he loved me.....turned his head and gazed up to my eyes, and said he 'loved me more than life itself, today and forever, " then said i was 'the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life" 'and he would never ever ever leave me'.....damn you death for taking him from me, there will never be another like him, never.

    • @LilFartEVO
      @LilFartEVO 2 дні тому

      I dont know you but inshallah you’ll see him again, its not my place to say it since im so young but death is a part of life

  • @diorama1608
    @diorama1608 5 років тому +7992

    "I dont believe her, I dont believe you.... who am I supposed to believe then....." 😞

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +28

      69 likes nice bro

    • @diorama1608
      @diorama1608 5 років тому +12

      @@yy-sf7uz 😄👍

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +8

      100 likes now wow very high

    • @KingPq
      @KingPq 5 років тому +5

      @@yy-sf7uz the mirror 😁😁

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +2

      @@KingPq ?

  • @luizsalhab479
    @luizsalhab479 4 роки тому +7176

    "You're white, I'm not tryna offend you, cause all lives matter"
    The new Martin Luther...

    • @daisylouise5501
      @daisylouise5501 4 роки тому +211

      I'm telling my kids this was Nelson mandela

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 роки тому +132

      After the George Floyd incident, this hits so hard.

    • @luizsalhab479
      @luizsalhab479 4 роки тому +48

      @@skinniestpuma omg I literally predicted something

    • @khgnnnn
      @khgnnnn 4 роки тому +14

      KID SHOW !! Martha Luther

    • @adamchmilo5863
      @adamchmilo5863 4 роки тому +1

      Wooo

  • @cindyzhu591
    @cindyzhu591 5 років тому +2424

    "cAN I hAvE tHIs?!" Doctor: "yeah sure!" *shoves into shirt*

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 7 місяців тому +119

    I have fallen in love with each and everyone of these people.

  • @my_beloved_Jesus
    @my_beloved_Jesus 5 років тому +2713

    "I'm have homework, I'm a pre-med student, I have to survive"
    😂😂😂 OmL she just made my day

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +6

      ohhh a twice fan

    • @sumaiyailyas4772
      @sumaiyailyas4772 5 років тому +1

      D.O😍😍

    • @exo_cy146
      @exo_cy146 5 років тому

      Hei D.O

    • @onlyone5394
      @onlyone5394 5 років тому +1

      @@sp3axl3ss70 girl I was exactly thinking about that 😂😂😂😂

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +1

      @@onlyone5394 haha sure

  • @nati2518
    @nati2518 5 років тому +3366

    “Ask me if I’m orange”
    Nurse: “are you orange?”
    “No”

    • @huntermanning9654
      @huntermanning9654 5 років тому +31

      Lucid Dreams intensifies!!!!!

    • @karzag1
      @karzag1 5 років тому +42

      Best joke ever

    • @bernardodias1640
      @bernardodias1640 5 років тому +36

      Fanofmoststuff _15 Orange is the new black

    • @noid1292
      @noid1292 5 років тому +7

      @@bernardodias1640 OOH MY GOD JAHAHAJH

    • @andrewsmith3570
      @andrewsmith3570 5 років тому +1

      Fanofmoststuff _15 I’m still laughing from it

  • @jjjones1960
    @jjjones1960 Рік тому +106

    Love, love the last guy’s reaction to his wife!!”Man, I hit the jackpot!” So funny!!😅😅

  • @tisthenerd3549
    @tisthenerd3549 5 років тому +724

    " ITS A HOOD SNACK!", " ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M BLACK". OMG SHE IS MY FAVORITE

    • @12345fghhyfvg
      @12345fghhyfvg 5 років тому

      same.

    • @actualtrash7378
      @actualtrash7378 5 років тому

      Saaaame

    • @sarahhealy5820
      @sarahhealy5820 5 років тому +3

      I gotta make it- black excellence! She had me in bits....she’ll make a great doctor

    • @kyladarden5174
      @kyladarden5174 5 років тому

      @Winter Soldier Lmao true but I'd rather be loud than a quiet mouse😂😂😂

  • @bee9058
    @bee9058 5 років тому +1286

    #1 This guy was literally falling in love with his wife all over again 😍😍❤️

    • @Greed325
      @Greed325 5 років тому +12

      Ikr

    • @h3r0sxduty92
      @h3r0sxduty92 5 років тому +32

      Yes I agree. I liked that one the most. ❤

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 5 років тому +47

      I'm sure that he was well rewarded later!

    • @SYDDMusic
      @SYDDMusic 5 років тому +8

      really cute 😂

    • @jenniferdeisher7090
      @jenniferdeisher7090 5 років тому +12

      I guess that's one way to tell if your better half really loved you XD

  • @drarry.6264
    @drarry.6264 5 років тому +1540

    “I gotta make it,”
    *_black excellence_*

  • @goodshipkaraboudjan
    @goodshipkaraboudjan Рік тому +107

    I've been under general anethesia nearly 10 times before I was 30 and recently dated an anesthetist nurse. Told her I was terrified of the thought I'd embarassed myself but shockingly apparently it's more common for people to wake up shouting and being, not agressive, but flailing about and determined to get out of bed. Which of course is detrimental to fresh surgical wounds. That's more common apparently and pretty risky for the poor nurses.

    • @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed
      @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed 19 днів тому

      *anesthesiologist

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 19 днів тому +5

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed That's a doctor, not the anesthistist nurse. Different jobs.

    • @lordoffraud74
      @lordoffraud74 15 днів тому +6

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3edbro tried to correct a 1 year old comment and still got shot down💀

    • @lunamagicath1658
      @lunamagicath1658 7 днів тому +2

      I’m one of the failing people. Came out and had a seizure 💀😭

    • @margaretburr7975
      @margaretburr7975 4 дні тому +1

      Or you pulling a tube out when you are not ready!

  • @cam3632
    @cam3632 5 років тому +8406

    kid: ask me if I’m orange
    doctor: are u orange
    kid: No

  • @otaldol7783
    @otaldol7783 4 роки тому +1827

    "Ask me If I'm orange"
    "Are u orange?"
    "No"
    Bruh

    • @dianastamos4439
      @dianastamos4439 4 роки тому +54

      sei la man I thought he was gonna say, “No, I’m black.”

    • @Booty_bones
      @Booty_bones 4 роки тому +10

      @@dianastamos4439 that would've made it 10x better

    • @dominusmilans5478
      @dominusmilans5478 3 роки тому +6

      That's the best joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +2

      "orange you glad i didn't say yes?"

    • @charliesadie487
      @charliesadie487 3 роки тому

      It actually made me laugh out loud!

  • @emilyangelita4051
    @emilyangelita4051 5 років тому +2471

    "I have to make it,"
    *Black excellence*
    I can't stop laughing 💀

  • @saxyperson3998
    @saxyperson3998 Рік тому +109

    “What are you doing?”
    *stuffing a tissue box in her shirt*
    “I’m taking it home with me…”

  • @americaapadron3912
    @americaapadron3912 5 років тому +752

    I love how the guy at the end says that his wife is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and asks if she's a model because shes fk pretty...yet he never knew she was the wife and happened to find out. "Dang! Daanng! Ooo, I hit the jackpot.."😂

  • @user-yl5ce1fp1i
    @user-yl5ce1fp1i 5 років тому +697

    "Gurl, You should stop cursing"
    "Oh okay, Lord forgive me, I'm christan."
    I CANT HAHAHAHAHA

    • @callumdean
      @callumdean 5 років тому +1

      I'm a Christian

    • @TR2000LT
      @TR2000LT 5 років тому +2

      @@callumdean Start a minecraft server.

    • @smurfy66
      @smurfy66 5 років тому

      Im ur 500th like

    • @stankerkitten
      @stankerkitten 5 років тому

      *BHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THAT PART MADE ME DIE*

    • @mirandamercadoramirez
      @mirandamercadoramirez 5 років тому

      Christian*

  • @pAnda-he5ip
    @pAnda-he5ip 5 років тому +1794

    This Anesthesia is too *DANGEROUS* !
    I have too many secrets that i have to take to the grave with me

    • @isabellaherrera3481
      @isabellaherrera3481 5 років тому +13

      Sameee

    • @faithtrust6749
      @faithtrust6749 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kitty_brainz
      @kitty_brainz 5 років тому +68

      As I was watching this video.. I was thinking the exact same thing..

    • @fabianyeet2662
      @fabianyeet2662 5 років тому +44

      Jack Murphy if I were to be on anesthesia my dumb ass would of said something I don’t tell anyone 💀

    • @sinikiwesimpamba5975
      @sinikiwesimpamba5975 5 років тому +2

      Same here

  • @anoknskyle2243
    @anoknskyle2243 10 місяців тому +151

    "Are you orange?"
    "No."
    Comedy achieved.

  • @unique2754
    @unique2754 5 років тому +1600

    "Gravity....Is a Life lesson"
    "U know pickeld eggs.......Its a HOOOOOOOD Snack"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Anabell2346
      @Anabell2346 5 років тому +12

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 років тому +3

      Lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💝😂

    • @mygachaspeps4290
      @mygachaspeps4290 5 років тому +4

      Im from the hood bro

    • @ferrocha26
      @ferrocha26 5 років тому +4

      @@mygachaspeps4290 you know you're from the hood when you say that you are in the hood, followed by "bro"

  • @angel-hu3bp
    @angel-hu3bp 5 років тому +3595

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    *JOKE 100* XD

  • @paytonfrancis6109
    @paytonfrancis6109 5 років тому +699

    "You're MY wife?! Holy shit man" I love it!!😂

    • @isyaagnez
      @isyaagnez 5 років тому +39

      "I hit the jackpot" love it 😁

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 5 років тому +11

      @Payton Francis
      Would have been priceless if she had turned the camera around to show her face!!

  • @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot
    @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot 2 місяці тому +38

    The guy who thinks his weener over his hip omg, hilarious facial expressions was in stitches for most of these but he had me in stitches

  • @elleberg2360
    @elleberg2360 5 років тому +1331

    The last guy tho. He was not fully conscious but still thinks that his wife is the prettiest girl he ever laid his eyes on. Now if my future husband is not like him, I'd better be single for life.

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +58

      One time I video called my boyfriend while he woke up from his surgery, and he was exactly like this. He opened the call and said "Holy fuck, wait, why are you so beautiful?" And I just laughed and said "I'm your girlfriend, hun." And he got this goofy, adorable SMI on his face and began talking about how great and beautiful i was and I just sat there while his mom was recording the whole call.

    • @raiza3363
      @raiza3363 5 років тому +2

      @@monsoonsilk this is so cute

    • @oalsecnev1
      @oalsecnev1 5 років тому +6

      Phillip Hamilton I’m confused, Phillip...Are you a girl?

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +5

      @@oalsecnev1
      Yes, my name is a historical meme / musical meme. Alexander Hamilton, the founding father, had a son named Phillip Hamilton.

    • @caitlynive4573
      @caitlynive4573 5 років тому +3

      😂😂 Lmao...I hope my future girlfriend is like this...

  • @addyweaver7905
    @addyweaver7905 5 років тому +1717

    " Gravity is a life lesson "
    - A quote from Jordan on anesthesia
    Edit:What!? 1k likes! That's amazing! Thank y'all! Y'all are awesome!!!!😁😁😁😁

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea 5 років тому +1795

    The guy at the last part is so sweet to his wife

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 5 років тому +34

      I KNOW RIGHT, SO CYOOOTT

    • @djunicorn7878
      @djunicorn7878 5 років тому +88

      When he said he hit the jackpot I swooned it was soooo cute

    • @Newbiesoldlive
      @Newbiesoldlive 5 років тому +56

      It is soooo sweet. How he was amazed by her beauty😍😍😍

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 5 років тому +93

      He literally fell in love with her a 2nd time 😍😍😍

    • @kemalhasanovic4672
      @kemalhasanovic4672 5 років тому +5

      I am 999 like:((((( why not 1000? :((((

  • @QueenofWands3333
    @QueenofWands3333 26 днів тому +20

    The future doctor almost 💀 me 😂😂😂😂.
    She has to make it. This update is going to be hilarious. Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @NJ-jk8gb
    @NJ-jk8gb 5 років тому +529

    Do I have three eyes “cAUsE I SeE tHREE THiNgs”😂😂😂.

  • @brycemilleroutdoors1725
    @brycemilleroutdoors1725 5 років тому +1406

    "Im trying to lift my head up, but gravity...." 😂😂😂

    • @jaccisplace5231
      @jaccisplace5231 5 років тому +46

      It's a life lesson

    • @Naughtzori
      @Naughtzori 5 років тому +2

      @@jaccisplace5231 yeah.

    • @mr.pamper44
      @mr.pamper44 5 років тому +4

      Is it me or do they get smarter when this happens? Or like know more stuff?

    • @moah6668
      @moah6668 5 років тому +9

      Don't let gravity fool you

    • @ismaa3883
      @ismaa3883 5 років тому +1

      Is a life lesson XDD

  • @paigesullivan7791
    @paigesullivan7791 5 років тому +481

    “Gravity is a life lesson! Do not let gravity pull you”😂

  • @ConstantGardener-q9q
    @ConstantGardener-q9q 6 місяців тому +32

    “OMG I hit the jackpot” is sooo sweet

    • @rebeccaallotey9015
      @rebeccaallotey9015 24 дні тому

      I was looking for this in the comments 😂😂. The jackpot

  • @leenasantana2353
    @leenasantana2353 5 років тому +975

    That last guy is loyal even on anesthesia! 😮😘

  • @yungdna
    @yungdna 5 років тому +2182

    "Y'all Christians? I'm sorry."
    "Y'all white? I'm sorry."

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 років тому +17

      Damla Avci i wouldn't mind cussing in front of Christians.

    • @andrew1923
      @andrew1923 5 років тому +40

      Im Christian and i dont mind ppl being like this cause they cant help it

    • @fortheloveofpitbulls7070
      @fortheloveofpitbulls7070 5 років тому +7

      @@andrew1923 same

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 5 років тому +8

      I dont get offended that much cause I'm a catholic

    • @alpsg2494
      @alpsg2494 5 років тому +3

      @@anandamaia the catholic religion is weird you have 3 gods

  • @achiffoncake
    @achiffoncake 5 років тому +578

    *SO GLAD THIS WAS IN MY RECOMMENDED IM WHEEZING FOR AIR*

  • @Opinionated-Angel
    @Opinionated-Angel Місяць тому +23

    The lady that said all lives matter and pickled eggs had me in tears. Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, and we need laughter right now.

  • @nyteleopard34
    @nyteleopard34 5 років тому +391

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?
    "No"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fbi4365
      @fbi4365 5 років тому

      Nyte leopard that nigga was having the time of his life

  • @hindgadem1774
    @hindgadem1774 5 років тому +1609

    "do not let gravity fool you"
    - Jordan 2019

  • @jello1622
    @jello1622 5 років тому +2222

    "Y did the chicken cross the road?"
    "To get to the other side..?"
    "Aww mAn she got it MoM"

    • @patiicuacki5343
      @patiicuacki5343 5 років тому +6

      Gachalife needs to stop

    • @fhaithful
      @fhaithful 5 років тому +1

      patiicuacki ! What is gacha?

    • @jello1622
      @jello1622 5 років тому

      @@patiicuacki5343 ok good for u

    • @misschnandlerbong7024
      @misschnandlerbong7024 5 років тому +4

      I’m wheezing! He was the hi light of the video

  • @StrangerThingsFurry8
    @StrangerThingsFurry8 6 місяців тому +44

    "Gravity is a life lesson" wise works Jordan

  • @marcobain7082
    @marcobain7082 5 років тому +20769

    Miss, my stomach be bubblin'
    The way she said it was funny

    • @SmTab
      @SmTab 5 років тому +51

      Oh lol 1 week ago almost 250 likes no comment

    • @qiucx2532
      @qiucx2532 5 років тому +8

      2nd comment

    • @graysoncrim4687
      @graysoncrim4687 5 років тому +7

      666 likes

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 років тому +7

      1000 subs with no video challenge I am a pre med student

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 років тому +25

      She sounds like the black version of siri

  • @imanonymousnow2854
    @imanonymousnow2854 5 років тому +2453

    Can I HAvE tHIs?
    “Yes...”
    **stuffs down shirt**

  • @rev1720
    @rev1720 5 років тому +494

    The last one is cute! You can definitely tell he really does love her haha even saying she's the most beautiful woman he has ever seen despite forgetting shes his wife

  • @doclittlejohn3261
    @doclittlejohn3261 Рік тому +151

    The mom “you better not be” 😂😂

  • @deadmemes5325
    @deadmemes5325 5 років тому +565

    *”Gravity, that’s a life lesson for you.”*

  • @taymaa-97
    @taymaa-97 5 років тому +1938

    The girl with the bubbly stomach got me wheezing 😂😂

    • @heyheyheysisters7555
      @heyheyheysisters7555 5 років тому +5

      Taymaa Hamaideh same 😂😂😂

    • @nats4ngel597
      @nats4ngel597 5 років тому +5

      Taymaa Hamaideh oh my god I am crying

    • @favhyuka
      @favhyuka 5 років тому +2

      Taymaa Hamaideh I am dying

    • @favhyuka
      @favhyuka 5 років тому +2

      Taymaa Hamaideh 😂😂😂

    • @briana_patrick
      @briana_patrick 5 років тому +9

      IM QUENCH TO THIRST LMAOOO

  • @myttydohun4851
    @myttydohun4851 5 років тому +36336

    “Do I have two eyes? Because I see 3 things.”
    IQ: 210

  • @Clayton_Ig-nashous
    @Clayton_Ig-nashous 3 місяці тому +24

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink,” made me fall over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasmin8633
    @jasmin8633 5 років тому +2174

    "it's not my fault I'm black , black people loud" I CRIED

  • @dunkingtruth
    @dunkingtruth 5 років тому +1235

    *_Gravity...is a life lesson._*
    *_Do not let gravity fool you._*

    • @mob6632
      @mob6632 5 років тому +4

      Gravity is the best life lesson.

    • @oekspake9803
      @oekspake9803 5 років тому +5

      Me: ok *jumps off cliff*
      Ive been fooled

    • @krys6402
      @krys6402 5 років тому

      @@oekspake9803 wkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkw

  • @kidneybean5576
    @kidneybean5576 5 років тому +2128

    Doctor: are you orange
    Guy: no
    This dude should be a comedian

  • @Shadyperson
    @Shadyperson 24 дні тому +10

    Last guy fell in love twice with the same woman, that’s just adorable 😭

  • @Kuqezi-or9ns
    @Kuqezi-or9ns 5 років тому +1576

    13:29
    „It‘s not my fault I‘m Black.“
    „Um I‘m sorry. Y‘all white“
    Dying of laughing.

    • @stainjamin
      @stainjamin 5 років тому +46

      "Black excellence" lol

    • @helenemaria2604
      @helenemaria2604 5 років тому +1

      Hallo, mein Name ist Eis

    • @Zadered
      @Zadered 5 років тому +2

      Pretending not to be racist lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @jelloviolet2781
      @jelloviolet2781 5 років тому +5

      “I’m zipped”
      “Boy I can’t even zip my pants”

    • @dasmoritz6958
      @dasmoritz6958 5 років тому +1

      Hallo mein Name ist Luca und ich kacke mir in die hossssssse

  • @pursuitoficarus200
    @pursuitoficarus200 5 років тому +791

    Mom: Jordan, calm down.
    Jordan: *_HEY DOCTOR, MY MOM TRYNA TELL ME TO CALM DOWN_*

    • @ddog3290
      @ddog3290 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onyx3678
      @onyx3678 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @cocoswirltwistyt5365
      @cocoswirltwistyt5365 5 років тому +5

      DO I HAVE THREE EYES CUZ IM SEEING THREE THINGS I DONT BELIEVE U😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @yunglonnie0200
    @yunglonnie0200 5 років тому +477

    The last guy was adorable 😭 he was so happy that that was his wife 🤣 "are you a model?" 😭 "oh man I hit the jackpot!" 😭

    • @francesmaesuyo5270
      @francesmaesuyo5270 5 років тому +8

      JŸ ŁØVĒD im dying of laughter

    • @nicksherman8756
      @nicksherman8756 5 років тому

      I just thought what if they broke up and he watched the video again and started crying bc he missed her 😭😭😭

  • @nikkifullwood3440
    @nikkifullwood3440 10 місяців тому +14

    That's gotta be some well needed humor for doctors and nurses that work in that environment.

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +1777

    We need all those kids on anesthesia to have a conversation with each other.

  • @lottehuebl9535
    @lottehuebl9535 5 років тому +748

    You can see the last guy is truly in love with his wife. He couldn’t remember her but still got a crush on her...And his last words in the video “I hit the jackpot” after she told him they are married for a long time, just says it all. This girl must feel damn special

  • @impromptudtour2619
    @impromptudtour2619 5 років тому +3848

    you know when your man is high af, and looks at you, doesnt recognize you, and is still deadass attracted to you. thats somethin.

  • @lusterwings
    @lusterwings Рік тому +101

    Oh my god, when I woke up from surgery once, I told the nurses jokes too lol

  • @artwithfaith674
    @artwithfaith674 5 років тому +1627

    Teen Daughter: "am I pregnant?"
    mom: "you better not be."
    im dying XD

    • @saraloney9171
      @saraloney9171 5 років тому +22

      5:42

    • @kimminseo1206
      @kimminseo1206 5 років тому

      Hahahaha😂😂😂 lmao

    • @frankofredrick8312
      @frankofredrick8312 5 років тому +2

      Girl : Did u give birth to me on a desk?
      Mom : Not on a desk
      Girl : cause like, if you like.. Put your leg.. Or ur feet on a desk.. It's a good way to give a birth and then the baby drops out into a basket....
      Wow.. That's an A grade imagination... May be we can practice it.. 😜

  • @kpop-mz8bt
    @kpop-mz8bt 5 років тому +7368

    imagine the conversations these people would have if they were all put in one room 😂
    edit: ooh! nooo!! .....my eyes!!doctor !!!...do I have 3 eyes ...cz I see 4k likes 😲

  • @stxrkilla
    @stxrkilla 5 років тому +1838

    "Do you know what pickled egg?"
    "It's a *_HoOd SnEcKk_* "

    • @jasminegaming4194
      @jasminegaming4194 5 років тому +3

      iheart Animatins lol it’s really not tbh I hate them in every body I know hate them

    • @youobserver6881
      @youobserver6881 5 років тому +2

      iheart Animatins please could someone translate or open the meaning of that! Thank you

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 5 років тому +3

      That cracked me up!!
      😂😂

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 5 років тому

      _SNACC_

    • @moreoflogann
      @moreoflogann 5 років тому

      iheart Animatins 😂 got me ded

  • @allenashe2401
    @allenashe2401 Рік тому +54

    I would love too see the people reacting to themselves

    • @Jaydon05
      @Jaydon05 Рік тому +1

      Wha ha! Nice me too!

  • @blesszzine
    @blesszzine 4 роки тому +2115

    “I’m tired of shittin’ miss. It comes out like water.”

    • @NataliaVlogz
      @NataliaVlogz 4 роки тому +3

      mEmE mAkEr lol

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 4 роки тому +7

      I laughed so hard a little snot came out my nose ngl

    • @saifek3860
      @saifek3860 4 роки тому

      @@jessiem1042 You didn't have to tell us that you weirdo, disgusting!

  • @oyeolamiii
    @oyeolamiii 5 років тому +1423

    “I have to make it. Black excellence”
    “Ok Nashia, shut up girl!!”

    • @inguspodnieks9028
      @inguspodnieks9028 5 років тому +1

      That was funny? Not racist at all?

    • @rosanangoye1139
      @rosanangoye1139 5 років тому +26

      Ingus Podnieks it’s not racist, not sure where you got that from

    • @rayanoni38
      @rayanoni38 5 років тому +19

      Ingus Podnieks how did you find that racist?

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 5 років тому +9

      @@inguspodnieks9028 you sound racist