Top 5 Anesthesia Reactions! 😵

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  • @tejaj641
    @tejaj641 5 років тому +9768

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you. "
    That's actually the best advice I've ever heard.

    • @chino846
      @chino846 5 років тому +32

      literallyWhy 😂😂😂

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 5 років тому +95

      It fooled my friend on acid because he jumped of a bridge thinking he could fly

    • @dragonboi523
      @dragonboi523 5 років тому +8

      I guess birds should take some notes from jordon 😂

    • @zorgzy4236
      @zorgzy4236 5 років тому +22

      gravity will always try and bring you back down

    • @mariyamlee1125
      @mariyamlee1125 5 років тому +5

      can anyone explain this to me

  • @cielduyag5624
    @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +3892

    "You might be the prettiest woman I've ever seen."
    Man! That's so sweet.💖

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +11

      Yaaassss😍

    • @drxmzi
      @drxmzi 5 років тому +10

      Damn thats cute

    • @gothamkael6029
      @gothamkael6029 5 років тому +39

      That man was so damn honest even though he was on anesthesia 😅

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 років тому +59

      "yoU'RE MY WIFE???"
      "Yep"
      "hOLy shit . . . I hit the jackpot"

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 років тому +15

      That's so heart warming for every woman❣

  • @Antonio-nl4ip
    @Antonio-nl4ip 5 років тому +21487

    “I don’t believe her, I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe then?”
    Trust issues man

    • @matildalundgren970
      @matildalundgren970 5 років тому +117

      Infzrno who am i supposed to belive then

    • @hayleyanderson482
      @hayleyanderson482 5 років тому +63

      The first patient on the list was reacting strangely to anesthetiser so he would be saying weird things

    • @hirayawr2028
      @hirayawr2028 5 років тому +13

      Lol

    • @nath5611
      @nath5611 5 років тому +32

      Homie you made that sound depressing 😂

    • @literallyme830
      @literallyme830 5 років тому +3

      ι мade yoυr lιĸeѕ 3ĸ

  • @rebbywealth9869
    @rebbywealth9869 3 місяці тому +545

    The black girl.. pre med student had me laughing out loud😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Munichismybaby
      @Munichismybaby 2 місяці тому +27

      Same she was hilariously adorable 😂😂😂

    • @DestoRest
      @DestoRest 11 днів тому +12

      I was fuckin rollin

  • @diorama1608
    @diorama1608 5 років тому +8812

    "I dont believe her, I dont believe you.... who am I supposed to believe then....." 😞

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +34

      69 likes nice bro

    • @diorama1608
      @diorama1608 5 років тому +13

      @@yy-sf7uz 😄👍

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +10

      100 likes now wow very high

    • @KingPq
      @KingPq 5 років тому +6

      @@yy-sf7uz the mirror 😁😁

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 років тому +2

      @@KingPq ?

  • @slcatnip
    @slcatnip 5 років тому +8653

    "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink"
    I'll use this

    • @josuesilva1142
      @josuesilva1142 5 років тому +3

      Tu é brasileira né?

    • @josephfield6969
      @josephfield6969 5 років тому +1

      Pequena Fujoshi I’ll use this too now

    • @Breb1999
      @Breb1999 5 років тому +10

      As a very bad pickup line? ;)

    • @jpgirl8365
      @jpgirl8365 5 років тому +4

      it's mean you wanna cry ??

    • @ozland8888
      @ozland8888 5 років тому +2

      999th like

  • @rania9489
    @rania9489 5 років тому +5078

    girl stressing about homework while on anesthesia. das dedication

    • @JB-pq7yk
      @JB-pq7yk 5 років тому +110

      Nah thats just life lol. When you're in school homework is life.

    • @urmom-cj1yp
      @urmom-cj1yp 5 років тому +69

      Not that’s just sad.

    • @rania9489
      @rania9489 5 років тому +28

      Bros that was sarcasm. And it's not just the AES. It applies to any student who has alot of theory in theit education pack. Today I woke up and the first thing i thought about was that stupid bit of math that doesn't seem to click in my head

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 5 років тому +4

      Alyssa GAMING AND MORE
      The first thing we think about is something that could evidentially make us smarter, which is sad...ok?

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 років тому +3

      Omg I was the 2k like!

  • @dermischa
    @dermischa Рік тому +1323

    "I'm tired of shitting!"
    I feel you, girl. I feel you.

  • @lolisimon2933
    @lolisimon2933 5 років тому +8950

    Newton: Gravity is the real deal
    Jordan: Hold my third eye

    • @tristan5175
      @tristan5175 5 років тому +45

      XD

    • @Johnny-gi6ev
      @Johnny-gi6ev 5 років тому +34

      Good one ☝️😂

    • @lolisimon2933
      @lolisimon2933 5 років тому +36

      I really appreciate it guys

    • @avshalomcohen-bar336
      @avshalomcohen-bar336 5 років тому +24

      Lmaoooo underrated comment!
      I blew air out of my nose harder that normal on this one gj lol.

    • @Cyalbb
      @Cyalbb 5 років тому +10

      I'm dead🤣

  • @ellepickard9157
    @ellepickard9157 5 років тому +6332

    “My eyes are thirsty. Give em a drink.” best words ever spoken by a human

  • @vilokparkhi9420
    @vilokparkhi9420 5 років тому +11050

    3 Things I learned from this:
    1) I'll never do anaesthesia.
    2) Candace is a keeper.
    3) Gravity is a life lesson.

    • @elmax5143
      @elmax5143 4 роки тому +603

      And that pickled egg is a hood snack

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 роки тому +54

      @@elmax5143 Oh yeah

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 4 роки тому +301

      4) Doctors don't touch weeners.

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 роки тому +94

      @@11lvr11 Well, not at work atleast.

    • @mayodonut
      @mayodonut 4 роки тому +20

      @@vilokparkhi9420 what's Candice?

  • @soniaa6926
    @soniaa6926 Рік тому +622

    « My asshole can’t burn no mow » OMG she killed me 😂😂 God bless you baby girl. Hope you are a doctor now ❤️❤️❤️

  • @99Darksorcerer99
    @99Darksorcerer99 5 років тому +8595

    It’s mega wholesome that the guy forgot that woman was his wife but still called her the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

    • @esmeraldafranco1442
      @esmeraldafranco1442 5 років тому +265

      Ikr he is so cute

    • @shyt4312
      @shyt4312 5 років тому +145

      I know I'm like awww that's so cute

    • @buzzmas8068
      @buzzmas8068 5 років тому +122

      I mean, he is all drugged up so his perception of attractive-ness could be all distorted, but that is nice anyway

    • @nottelling998
      @nottelling998 4 роки тому +222

      And when he said "Omg I hit the jackpot" uwu

    • @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345
      @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahaha

  • @wall.e2236
    @wall.e2236 5 років тому +3756

    "It's not my fault I'm black"
    "Black people loud ~"
    - I can't hold my laughter 😂

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 5 років тому +29

      Wall .E zip it girl

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 5 років тому +7

      overlord6644 pyro main oK iM sOrRy

    • @gunnersg2700
      @gunnersg2700 5 років тому +50

      @@dinosanddaisies I'm sorry, y'all white? I'm sorry

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 років тому +15

      @@overlord-6644 . I'm zipped 😂

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 років тому +22

      Boy, I can't even zip my pants
      - HHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

  • @kaitlyng7850
    @kaitlyng7850 5 років тому +2591

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you"
    So profound 😂

  • @kunalbhatt4333
    @kunalbhatt4333 Рік тому +652

    "I have to make it,"
    Black excellence
    Nashia was inspiring!💗

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 2 місяці тому +10

      🤣😂 I like her already she seems pretty chill

    • @tnt7913
      @tnt7913 2 дні тому +1

      AND HOLDING THE FIST HIGH TOO!!!❤❤😂😂

  • @mercilesssnow4340
    @mercilesssnow4340 5 років тому +8173

    "im your wife"
    "YOu'Re my wIfE?!?"
    "Yes"
    "hOlY sHiT!"

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +421

      "JaCKpoT!"

    • @Lucas-os1vr
      @Lucas-os1vr 5 років тому +426

      @@Ljubicastixzeko thats how you know he does love you

    • @kelekasanasith5778
      @kelekasanasith5778 5 років тому +86

      "Have you ever had ice ssTrEAm?

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 5 років тому +61

      @@kelekasanasith5778 StRaWbErRiEs ArE gOoD

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 років тому +77

      @@Lucas-os1vr I want to know how she looks like 😭

  • @zephyrz2138
    @zephyrz2138 5 років тому +3300

    *"you're my wife?!"*
    *"Damnnn"*
    😅😂

    • @chronophobiasdelirium
      @chronophobiasdelirium 5 років тому +76

      This specific clip is so heartwarming

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 років тому +12

      Wifeouuu

    • @vinningtonempire8837
      @vinningtonempire8837 5 років тому +14

      I thought it was his mom for a serving at the start

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 років тому +5

      Girls are so desperate for love that they decided to ask a stranger for love😂😂

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 років тому +5

      @@carolinealaniz233 well not sure how this often in the name of love women give desperation as an excuse

  • @andrew5687
    @andrew5687 5 років тому +3343

    "Gravity, do not let gravity fool you. That's a life lessons ya know."

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 5 років тому +33

      Andrew Kinne “thats a life lesson” *points finger*

    • @chimera1696
      @chimera1696 5 років тому +23

      I need that on a poster in my room

    • @confettisubliminals222
      @confettisubliminals222 5 років тому +6

      I read that as he said it wowowowowowow

    • @nini0673
      @nini0673 5 років тому +1

      Do not let gravity pull u😂life lesson indeed

  • @Alonepistachio
    @Alonepistachio Рік тому +494

    “ If hell feels like this don’t go “ im stealing this line 😂

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 5 років тому +978

    “If hell feels like this....don’t go”
    Wise words my friend, wise words....

  • @leenasantana2353
    @leenasantana2353 5 років тому +996

    That last guy is loyal even on anesthesia! 😮😘

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 років тому +6

      I know it’s like so cute 🥰

    • @smoothdood8766
      @smoothdood8766 5 років тому +7

      Ikr

    • @carolynpegues2252
      @carolynpegues2252 2 години тому

      He’s falling in ♥️ love all over again! Watch out Candace, it sounds like he’s ready for a baby

  • @shinemendwoor
    @shinemendwoor 5 років тому +70698

    Can't do anesthesia. I'm afraid I will reveal my deepest darkest secrets.

    • @gacha_cat6346
      @gacha_cat6346 5 років тому +5613

      Same I don't wanna say stuff I'm not suppos to ;-;

    • @ceotrix2302
      @ceotrix2302 5 років тому +3590

      If I do it I would probably talk about pussy and say bad words

    • @imadbahi6152
      @imadbahi6152 5 років тому +1019

      Same here

    • @erloser6942
      @erloser6942 5 років тому +725

      Saaamme

    • @sofisofi6614
      @sofisofi6614 5 років тому +739

      Ikr im scared ohhh shiettttt wtf haha

  • @MomIrregardless
    @MomIrregardless 2 місяці тому +27

    that last young man made me cry, remembering my beloved husband of many years having a very similar conversation. the doctor told me to ask him questions, as he could only tell the truth.....so i asked him if he loved me.....turned his head and gazed up to my eyes, and said he 'loved me more than life itself, today and forever, " then said i was 'the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life" 'and he would never ever ever leave me'.....damn you death for taking him from me, there will never be another like him, never.

    • @LilFartEVO
      @LilFartEVO 2 місяці тому

      I dont know you but inshallah you’ll see him again, its not my place to say it since im so young but death is a part of life

    • @Eden_Monroe
      @Eden_Monroe 21 годину тому +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss this is one of my fears that i meet my soulmate and they go before me💔

  • @Ines-pk1xc
    @Ines-pk1xc 5 років тому +12024

    " My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink"

  • @luizsalhab479
    @luizsalhab479 5 років тому +7511

    "You're white, I'm not tryna offend you, cause all lives matter"
    The new Martin Luther...

    • @daisylouise5501
      @daisylouise5501 4 роки тому +231

      I'm telling my kids this was Nelson mandela

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 роки тому +139

      After the George Floyd incident, this hits so hard.

    • @luizsalhab479
      @luizsalhab479 4 роки тому +49

      @@skinniestpuma omg I literally predicted something

    • @khgnnnn
      @khgnnnn 4 роки тому +15

      KID SHOW !! Martha Luther

    • @adamchmilo5863
      @adamchmilo5863 4 роки тому +2

      Wooo

  • @FloBro31
    @FloBro31 6 років тому +2870

    "Am i pregnant?"
    "You better not be"

  • @NorthLoftier
    @NorthLoftier Рік тому +499

    "Mom, keep recording"
    This kid is GOAT'ed

  • @slycat2355
    @slycat2355 5 років тому +2787

    The last one with the guy being stunned by his wife's beauty was so heart warming! At least she knows that he considers himself very lucky to have her.

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 5 років тому +62

      It was so cute!

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 2 роки тому +50

      His wife now know how he really thinks about her. Often time, some men have a hard time saying such a thing to their wives when they still have their wits. It is when they are in these kind of situations that they inadvertently spill the beans and tell the truth. His wife was very touch because you can hear it from her laugh and voice, because she knows it is how he feels about her deep down in his heart. It is such a wonderful feeling to feel and be loved. I am happy for them.

    • @luciddreams2524
      @luciddreams2524 2 роки тому +5

      Lol fr prob the best one

    • @Jake_Hynds
      @Jake_Hynds 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like he might have been just saying that stuff to get brownie points but mabey not he did seem pretty out of it also

    • @milkhoney45
      @milkhoney45 2 роки тому +8

      @@Jake_Hynds I watch this video from time to time, this comment was five months ago and I still look at it and go "wtf does this mean??"

  • @claritycrawford868
    @claritycrawford868 5 років тому +5242

    “Ma’am”
    ”yes”
    “my stomach be bubbling”

  • @pAnda-he5ip
    @pAnda-he5ip 5 років тому +1965

    This Anesthesia is too *DANGEROUS* !
    I have too many secrets that i have to take to the grave with me

    • @isabellaherrera3481
      @isabellaherrera3481 5 років тому +18

      Sameee

    • @faithtrust6749
      @faithtrust6749 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kitty_brainz
      @kitty_brainz 5 років тому +73

      As I was watching this video.. I was thinking the exact same thing..

    • @fabianyeet2662
      @fabianyeet2662 5 років тому +44

      Jack Murphy if I were to be on anesthesia my dumb ass would of said something I don’t tell anyone 💀

    • @sinikiwesimpamba5975
      @sinikiwesimpamba5975 5 років тому +2

      Same here

  • @jjjones1960
    @jjjones1960 Рік тому +161

    Love, love the last guy’s reaction to his wife!!”Man, I hit the jackpot!” So funny!!😅😅

  • @scottward6974
    @scottward6974 5 років тому +3272

    The guy at the end is great, "You're my wife?!...Oh my god, I hit the jackpot!"

  • @karleybailey2081
    @karleybailey2081 5 років тому +5338

    Girl: "am I pregnant?"
    Mom: "You better not be.."
    Literally my mom

    • @lxstfuldesire
      @lxstfuldesire 5 років тому +69

      "I'm giving you bigger boobs"

    • @kennedyjess64
      @kennedyjess64 5 років тому +27

      5:42. :3

    • @audreyr9153
      @audreyr9153 5 років тому +15

      Karley Bailey this girl has me crying shes so fricking funny

    • @jojo-vn2ru
      @jojo-vn2ru 5 років тому +30

      “ i can show you when i give birth... am i pregnant???”

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 5 років тому +3

      Ok

  • @william...
    @william... 6 років тому +3444

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink” 😂😂😂

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 5 років тому +2

      •cheese• lol

    • @william...
      @william... 5 років тому +1

      Ad vent OOOOFF 640 likes

    • @william...
      @william... 5 років тому +1

      Ad vent but it’s funny

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 5 років тому +2

      •cheese• ikr 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ev-rb5zm
      @ev-rb5zm 5 років тому +3

      They need some milk

  • @anoknskyle2243
    @anoknskyle2243 Рік тому +199

    "Are you orange?"
    "No."
    Comedy achieved.

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea 6 років тому +1829

    The guy at the last part is so sweet to his wife

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 6 років тому +35

      I KNOW RIGHT, SO CYOOOTT

    • @djunicorn7878
      @djunicorn7878 6 років тому +89

      When he said he hit the jackpot I swooned it was soooo cute

    • @Newbiesoldlive
      @Newbiesoldlive 5 років тому +57

      It is soooo sweet. How he was amazed by her beauty😍😍😍

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 5 років тому +94

      He literally fell in love with her a 2nd time 😍😍😍

    • @kemalhasanovic4672
      @kemalhasanovic4672 5 років тому +6

      I am 999 like:((((( why not 1000? :((((

  • @marcobain7082
    @marcobain7082 6 років тому +20867

    Miss, my stomach be bubblin'
    The way she said it was funny

    • @SmTab
      @SmTab 5 років тому +51

      Oh lol 1 week ago almost 250 likes no comment

    • @qiucx2532
      @qiucx2532 5 років тому +8

      2nd comment

    • @graysoncrim4687
      @graysoncrim4687 5 років тому +7

      666 likes

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 років тому +7

      1000 subs with no video challenge I am a pre med student

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 років тому +26

      She sounds like the black version of siri

  • @cindyzhu591
    @cindyzhu591 5 років тому +2554

    "cAN I hAvE tHIs?!" Doctor: "yeah sure!" *shoves into shirt*

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 9 місяців тому +165

    I have fallen in love with each and everyone of these people.

  • @drarry.6264
    @drarry.6264 5 років тому +1593

    “I gotta make it,”
    *_black excellence_*

  • @paytonfrancis6109
    @paytonfrancis6109 5 років тому +726

    "You're MY wife?! Holy shit man" I love it!!😂

    • @isyaagnez
      @isyaagnez 5 років тому +41

      "I hit the jackpot" love it 😁

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 5 років тому +12

      @Payton Francis
      Would have been priceless if she had turned the camera around to show her face!!

  • @jaquelinegarcia3152
    @jaquelinegarcia3152 5 років тому +4535

    "I think he tried to touch my weener"
    I died

  • @goodshipkaraboudjan
    @goodshipkaraboudjan Рік тому +150

    I've been under general anethesia nearly 10 times before I was 30 and recently dated an anesthetist nurse. Told her I was terrified of the thought I'd embarassed myself but shockingly apparently it's more common for people to wake up shouting and being, not agressive, but flailing about and determined to get out of bed. Which of course is detrimental to fresh surgical wounds. That's more common apparently and pretty risky for the poor nurses.

    • @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed
      @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed 3 місяці тому

      *anesthesiologist

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 3 місяці тому +8

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed That's a doctor, not the anesthistist nurse. Different jobs.

    • @Ghoti8
      @Ghoti8 3 місяці тому +9

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3edbro tried to correct a 1 year old comment and still got shot down💀

    • @lunamagicath1658
      @lunamagicath1658 2 місяці тому +2

      I’m one of the failing people. Came out and had a seizure 💀😭

    • @margaretburr7975
      @margaretburr7975 2 місяці тому +1

      Or you pulling a tube out when you are not ready!

  • @my_beloved_Jesus
    @my_beloved_Jesus 5 років тому +2803

    "I'm have homework, I'm a pre-med student, I have to survive"
    😂😂😂 OmL she just made my day

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +6

      ohhh a twice fan

    • @sumaiyailyas4772
      @sumaiyailyas4772 5 років тому +1

      D.O😍😍

    • @exo_cy146
      @exo_cy146 5 років тому

      Hei D.O

    • @onlyone5394
      @onlyone5394 5 років тому +1

      @@sp3axl3ss70 girl I was exactly thinking about that 😂😂😂😂

    • @sp3axl3ss70
      @sp3axl3ss70 5 років тому +1

      @@onlyone5394 haha sure

  • @impromptudtour2619
    @impromptudtour2619 5 років тому +4002

    you know when your man is high af, and looks at you, doesnt recognize you, and is still deadass attracted to you. thats somethin.

  • @lottehuebl9535
    @lottehuebl9535 5 років тому +752

    You can see the last guy is truly in love with his wife. He couldn’t remember her but still got a crush on her...And his last words in the video “I hit the jackpot” after she told him they are married for a long time, just says it all. This girl must feel damn special

  • @saxyperson3998
    @saxyperson3998 Рік тому +136

    “What are you doing?”
    *stuffing a tissue box in her shirt*
    “I’m taking it home with me…”

  • @Plaiputis
    @Plaiputis 5 років тому +3228

    *"My eyes are watering"*
    *"Doctor my eyes are thirsty give 'em a drink"*
    Your eyes are thirsty 😂

    • @m4rz585
      @m4rz585 5 років тому +17

      *THIRSTY FOR THE TEEEAAAA!!!!!!*

    • @Plaiputis
      @Plaiputis 5 років тому +4

      @LightningS *I have no clue* 🤣

    • @booorredddd
      @booorredddd 5 років тому +2

      @@m4rz585 noo thirsty for *TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mylrv
      @mylrv 5 років тому

      wod u like a cup of tea?

    • @NeoNioNao
      @NeoNioNao 5 років тому

      2byte game plauer are here boissss... Aha

  • @brycemilleroutdoors1725
    @brycemilleroutdoors1725 5 років тому +1435

    "Im trying to lift my head up, but gravity...." 😂😂😂

    • @jaccisplace5231
      @jaccisplace5231 5 років тому +48

      It's a life lesson

    • @nozorie
      @nozorie 5 років тому +2

      @@jaccisplace5231 yeah.

    • @mr.pamper44
      @mr.pamper44 5 років тому +5

      Is it me or do they get smarter when this happens? Or like know more stuff?

    • @moah6668
      @moah6668 5 років тому +10

      Don't let gravity fool you

    • @ismaa3883
      @ismaa3883 5 років тому +1

      Is a life lesson XDD

  • @otaldol7783
    @otaldol7783 5 років тому +1885

    "Ask me If I'm orange"
    "Are u orange?"
    "No"
    Bruh

    • @dianastamos4439
      @dianastamos4439 4 роки тому +55

      sei la man I thought he was gonna say, “No, I’m black.”

    • @Booty_bones
      @Booty_bones 4 роки тому +10

      @@dianastamos4439 that would've made it 10x better

    • @dominusmilans5478
      @dominusmilans5478 4 роки тому +8

      That's the best joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +2

      "orange you glad i didn't say yes?"

    • @charliesadie487
      @charliesadie487 3 роки тому

      It actually made me laugh out loud!

  • @doclittlejohn3261
    @doclittlejohn3261 Рік тому +172

    The mom “you better not be” 😂😂

  • @paigesullivan7791
    @paigesullivan7791 5 років тому +488

    “Gravity is a life lesson! Do not let gravity pull you”😂

  • @vampiirex
    @vampiirex 5 років тому +1266

    give this poor dude's eyes a drink

  • @myttydohun4851
    @myttydohun4851 5 років тому +36655

    “Do I have two eyes? Because I see 3 things.”
    IQ: 210

  • @StrangerThingsFurry8
    @StrangerThingsFurry8 9 місяців тому +65

    "Gravity is a life lesson" wise works Jordan

  • @bee9058
    @bee9058 5 років тому +1309

    #1 This guy was literally falling in love with his wife all over again 😍😍❤️

    • @Greed325
      @Greed325 5 років тому +12

      Ikr

    • @h3r0sxduty92
      @h3r0sxduty92 5 років тому +32

      Yes I agree. I liked that one the most. ❤

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 5 років тому +48

      I'm sure that he was well rewarded later!

    • @SYDDMusic
      @SYDDMusic 5 років тому +8

      really cute 😂

    • @jenniferdeisher7090
      @jenniferdeisher7090 5 років тому +12

      I guess that's one way to tell if your better half really loved you XD

  • @John-qb8wh
    @John-qb8wh 5 років тому +1353

    I don't believe her
    i don't believe you
    who am i supposed to believe then?
    *Philosophy*

    • @louden-8428
      @louden-8428 5 років тому +9

      John Arabidis Philosophy 100

    • @FlameExecutioner
      @FlameExecutioner 5 років тому +4

      I really hope that kid persues a degree in phylosophy.

    • @benz9552
      @benz9552 5 років тому

      you believe dr PhIL

  • @elleberg2360
    @elleberg2360 5 років тому +1340

    The last guy tho. He was not fully conscious but still thinks that his wife is the prettiest girl he ever laid his eyes on. Now if my future husband is not like him, I'd better be single for life.

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +59

      One time I video called my boyfriend while he woke up from his surgery, and he was exactly like this. He opened the call and said "Holy fuck, wait, why are you so beautiful?" And I just laughed and said "I'm your girlfriend, hun." And he got this goofy, adorable SMI on his face and began talking about how great and beautiful i was and I just sat there while his mom was recording the whole call.

    • @raiza3363
      @raiza3363 5 років тому +2

      @@monsoonsilk this is so cute

    • @oalsecnev1
      @oalsecnev1 5 років тому +6

      Phillip Hamilton I’m confused, Phillip...Are you a girl?

    • @monsoonsilk
      @monsoonsilk 5 років тому +5

      @@oalsecnev1
      Yes, my name is a historical meme / musical meme. Alexander Hamilton, the founding father, had a son named Phillip Hamilton.

    • @caitlynive4573
      @caitlynive4573 5 років тому +3

      😂😂 Lmao...I hope my future girlfriend is like this...

  • @RoTerra217
    @RoTerra217 12 днів тому +19

    0:41 Jordan: doctor~ 🎶🎶😁😁😊😊

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +1805

    We need all those kids on anesthesia to have a conversation with each other.

  • @NJ-jk8gb
    @NJ-jk8gb 5 років тому +661

    Do I have three eyes “cAUsE I SeE tHREE THiNgs”😂😂😂.

    • @Doglooksh
      @Doglooksh 14 днів тому +2

      Yup. Thats what he said

    • @NJ-jk8gb
      @NJ-jk8gb 14 днів тому +2

      @@Doglookshion even remember commenting that
      gomd you five years late lil bro gts

  • @addyweaver7905
    @addyweaver7905 5 років тому +1722

    " Gravity is a life lesson "
    - A quote from Jordan on anesthesia
    Edit:What!? 1k likes! That's amazing! Thank y'all! Y'all are awesome!!!!😁😁😁😁

  • @only_treats_no_tricks
    @only_treats_no_tricks Рік тому +119

    "You can eat it if you don't have a$$hole problem."😂😂😂😂

  • @dunkingtruth
    @dunkingtruth 5 років тому +1248

    *_Gravity...is a life lesson._*
    *_Do not let gravity fool you._*

    • @mob6632
      @mob6632 5 років тому +4

      Gravity is the best life lesson.

    • @oekspake9803
      @oekspake9803 5 років тому +5

      Me: ok *jumps off cliff*
      Ive been fooled

    • @krys6402
      @krys6402 5 років тому

      @@oekspake9803 wkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkw

  • @americaapadron3912
    @americaapadron3912 5 років тому +776

    I love how the guy at the end says that his wife is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and asks if she's a model because shes fk pretty...yet he never knew she was the wife and happened to find out. "Dang! Daanng! Ooo, I hit the jackpot.."😂

  • @beebunbunduhhh6057
    @beebunbunduhhh6057 5 років тому +1458

    Girl: YoU kNow WhAt piCkLeD EgGs Is
    Nurse: um I dont know
    Girls: it's a HoOd SnAcK
    🤣🤣

    • @riginalJade
      @riginalJade 5 років тому +7

      Chicken Nuggets she said while i read it 🤣

    • @Adriana-rg5vf
      @Adriana-rg5vf 5 років тому +1

      Whats a hood snack

    • @bris3271
      @bris3271 5 років тому +5

      @@Adriana-rg5vf a snack in the hood🥴🤭

    • @madisonyork5052
      @madisonyork5052 5 років тому +1

      I wonder what happened after she got off Xd

    • @baileyk223
      @baileyk223 5 років тому +1

      Lol when that happened in died with laughter

  • @Opinionated-Angel
    @Opinionated-Angel 4 місяці тому +39

    The lady that said all lives matter and pickled eggs had me in tears. Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, and we need laughter right now.

  • @unique2754
    @unique2754 5 років тому +1656

    "Gravity....Is a Life lesson"
    "U know pickeld eggs.......Its a HOOOOOOOD Snack"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Anabell2346
      @Anabell2346 5 років тому +13

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 років тому +3

      Lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💝😂

    • @mygachaspeps4290
      @mygachaspeps4290 5 років тому +5

      Im from the hood bro

    • @ferrocha26
      @ferrocha26 5 років тому +4

      @@mygachaspeps4290 you know you're from the hood when you say that you are in the hood, followed by "bro"

  • @nati2518
    @nati2518 5 років тому +3430

    “Ask me if I’m orange”
    Nurse: “are you orange?”
    “No”

    • @huntermanning9654
      @huntermanning9654 5 років тому +31

      Lucid Dreams intensifies!!!!!

    • @karzag1
      @karzag1 5 років тому +42

      Best joke ever

    • @bernardodias1640
      @bernardodias1640 5 років тому +36

      Fanofmoststuff _15 Orange is the new black

    • @noid1292
      @noid1292 5 років тому +7

      @@bernardodias1640 OOH MY GOD JAHAHAJH

    • @andrewsmith3570
      @andrewsmith3570 5 років тому +1

      Fanofmoststuff _15 I’m still laughing from it

  • @achiffoncake
    @achiffoncake 5 років тому +579

    *SO GLAD THIS WAS IN MY RECOMMENDED IM WHEEZING FOR AIR*

  • @nikkifullwood3440
    @nikkifullwood3440 Рік тому +22

    That's gotta be some well needed humor for doctors and nurses that work in that environment.

  • @veronicadonahue8451
    @veronicadonahue8451 5 років тому +3880

    “GrAvItY iS a LiFe LeSsOn”

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 років тому +35

      I pledge myself to his infinite wisdom

    • @Doha0514
      @Doha0514 5 років тому +18

      2:58

    • @diamondroad4762
      @diamondroad4762 5 років тому +2

      Yeah kardeşim 👌🏻

    • @artvilz
      @artvilz 5 років тому +3

      facts

    • @osfloca3719
      @osfloca3719 5 років тому +1

      gravity falls

  • @cam3632
    @cam3632 5 років тому +8464

    kid: ask me if I’m orange
    doctor: are u orange
    kid: No

  • @blesszzine
    @blesszzine 5 років тому +2255

    “I’m tired of shittin’ miss. It comes out like water.”

    • @NataliaDoesStuff
      @NataliaDoesStuff 5 років тому +4

      mEmE mAkEr lol

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 років тому +12

      I laughed so hard a little snot came out my nose ngl

    • @saifek3860
      @saifek3860 5 років тому

      @@jessiem1042 You didn't have to tell us that you weirdo, disgusting!

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 14 днів тому

      You’re making me laugh all over again 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot
    @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot 4 місяці тому +43

    The guy who thinks his weener over his hip omg, hilarious facial expressions was in stitches for most of these but he had me in stitches

  • @aryxna
    @aryxna 5 років тому +2881

    Jordan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Docter: To get to the other side
    Jordan:
    *aWw mAnNn! mOm sHe gOt iT!*

  • @emilyangelita4051
    @emilyangelita4051 5 років тому +2532

    "I have to make it,"
    *Black excellence*
    I can't stop laughing 💀

  • @amandawalker725
    @amandawalker725 5 років тому +1624

    "Ask me am i orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    Why did i laugh so hard from that

    • @notblathers
      @notblathers 5 років тому +19

      it is the best joke ever

    • @dmc3680
      @dmc3680 5 років тому +7

      Same lmao couldnt stop

    • @synczz2316
      @synczz2316 5 років тому +2

      Defeati Blob • sameee bro

    • @softsorrows4785
      @softsorrows4785 5 років тому +1

      Sameee i laughed sooo hard 😂😂

    • @amandawalker725
      @amandawalker725 5 років тому

      omg i got 1k likes from this comment this is my first time getting 1k likes

  • @ConstantGardener-q9q
    @ConstantGardener-q9q 8 місяців тому +43

    “OMG I hit the jackpot” is sooo sweet

    • @rebeccaallotey9015
      @rebeccaallotey9015 3 місяці тому

      I was looking for this in the comments 😂😂. The jackpot

  • @hindgadem1774
    @hindgadem1774 5 років тому +1618

    "do not let gravity fool you"
    - Jordan 2019

  • @seonghwasbae2771
    @seonghwasbae2771 5 років тому +482

    "I have 3 eyes"
    "No you dont"
    "Well i see 3 things"
    LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂

  • @casualtak3ov3r16
    @casualtak3ov3r16 5 років тому +2432

    I am a pre-med student
    I have to make it
    BLACK EXELLENCE
    😂😂😂😂

    • @CradleEpiscopalian56
      @CradleEpiscopalian56 5 років тому +47

      I love this woman! Black Power, sis! 😆

    • @helenparra6495
      @helenparra6495 5 років тому +15

      That was so funny

    • @larapinho2464
      @larapinho2464 5 років тому +7

      I LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG😂😂😂

    • @candidemadila4030
      @candidemadila4030 5 років тому +5

      S T Ξ Λ L T H
      The hell is your problem.

    • @larapinho2464
      @larapinho2464 5 років тому +5

      @S T Ξ Λ L T H shut u the fuck up 😁😁 have a nice day🙄

  • @Clayton_Ig-nashous
    @Clayton_Ig-nashous 6 місяців тому +30

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink,” made me fall over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imanonymousnow2854
    @imanonymousnow2854 5 років тому +2466

    Can I HAvE tHIs?
    “Yes...”
    **stuffs down shirt**

  • @angel-hu3bp
    @angel-hu3bp 5 років тому +3623

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    *JOKE 100* XD

  • @jello1622
    @jello1622 5 років тому +2300

    "Y did the chicken cross the road?"
    "To get to the other side..?"
    "Aww mAn she got it MoM"

    • @patiicuacki5343
      @patiicuacki5343 5 років тому +5

      Gachalife needs to stop

    • @fhaithful
      @fhaithful 5 років тому +1

      patiicuacki ! What is gacha?

    • @jello1622
      @jello1622 5 років тому

      @@patiicuacki5343 ok good for u

    • @misschnandlerbong7024
      @misschnandlerbong7024 5 років тому +4

      I’m wheezing! He was the hi light of the video

  • @lusterwings
    @lusterwings Рік тому +105

    Oh my god, when I woke up from surgery once, I told the nurses jokes too lol

  • @badgirl4504
    @badgirl4504 5 років тому +2153

    "I'll show you when I give birth...!"
    **awkward silence**
    "aM i PrEgNaNt?!"

  • @jasmin8633
    @jasmin8633 5 років тому +2195

    "it's not my fault I'm black , black people loud" I CRIED

  • @oyeolamiii
    @oyeolamiii 5 років тому +1458

    “I have to make it. Black excellence”
    “Ok Nashia, shut up girl!!”

    • @inguspodnieks9028
      @inguspodnieks9028 5 років тому +1

      That was funny? Not racist at all?

    • @rosanangoye1139
      @rosanangoye1139 5 років тому +31

      Ingus Podnieks it’s not racist, not sure where you got that from

    • @rayanoni38
      @rayanoni38 5 років тому +22

      Ingus Podnieks how did you find that racist?

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 5 років тому +9

      @@inguspodnieks9028 you sound racist

  • @TheNaeLife
    @TheNaeLife 12 днів тому +7

    1:38 “ My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink “😂😂😭😭💀💀

  • @pursuitoficarus200
    @pursuitoficarus200 5 років тому +800

    Mom: Jordan, calm down.
    Jordan: *_HEY DOCTOR, MY MOM TRYNA TELL ME TO CALM DOWN_*

    • @ddog3290
      @ddog3290 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onyx3678
      @onyx3678 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @cocoswirltwistyt5365
      @cocoswirltwistyt5365 5 років тому +5

      DO I HAVE THREE EYES CUZ IM SEEING THREE THINGS I DONT BELIEVE U😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @yunglonnie0200
    @yunglonnie0200 5 років тому +479

    The last guy was adorable 😭 he was so happy that that was his wife 🤣 "are you a model?" 😭 "oh man I hit the jackpot!" 😭

    • @francesmaesuyo5270
      @francesmaesuyo5270 5 років тому +9

      JŸ ŁØVĒD im dying of laughter

    • @nicksherman8756
      @nicksherman8756 5 років тому

      I just thought what if they broke up and he watched the video again and started crying bc he missed her 😭😭😭

  • @kpop-mz8bt
    @kpop-mz8bt 5 років тому +7363

    imagine the conversations these people would have if they were all put in one room 😂
    edit: ooh! nooo!! .....my eyes!!doctor !!!...do I have 3 eyes ...cz I see 4k likes 😲

  • @MóTee1
    @MóTee1 12 днів тому +4

    "Black excellence" 😭😭😭😭😭 that girl had me howling! She was the best one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @praggy9773
    @praggy9773 5 років тому +1252

    15:00 even in memory loss he gets crush on his wife ❤️

    • @Bread-nr6dn
      @Bread-nr6dn 5 років тому +107

      Unlucky Millennials Ikr! I found that absolutely adorable.

    • @IXSuperRadGamerXI
      @IXSuperRadGamerXI 5 років тому +58

      Truly adores her!

    • @praggy9773
      @praggy9773 5 років тому +44

      @@Bread-nr6dn yeah ... Good to see these things for a single in valentine's week :[

    • @gilgameshso2508
      @gilgameshso2508 5 років тому +12

      @@praggy9773 Yah poor u and all the virgins

    • @CarnivorousCowMan
      @CarnivorousCowMan 5 років тому +19

      Virgins are lucky. I wish I'd kept mine longer until I was married.

  • @jesselapides4390
    @jesselapides4390 5 років тому +500

    i bet the wife in the last one is having the best day lol

  • @taymaa-97
    @taymaa-97 5 років тому +1949

    The girl with the bubbly stomach got me wheezing 😂😂

  • @QueenofWands3333
    @QueenofWands3333 3 місяці тому +26

    The future doctor almost 💀 me 😂😂😂😂.
    She has to make it. This update is going to be hilarious. Lmao 😂😂😂