What If The Royal Navy Left Home? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +252

    Download Kingdom Maker on iOS & Android and start ruling today: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH3Ks

    • @jaidengabriel1675
      @jaidengabriel1675 2 роки тому +29

      Isn't this the game where you commit crimes against your spouse?

    • @lietajucemaciatko383
      @lietajucemaciatko383 2 роки тому +26

      tno catboy heinrich himmler cosplay when?

    • @werewolfman186
      @werewolfman186 2 роки тому

      Boe, Great game today this one was actually really good

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 роки тому +13

      "I can't beleive Bo is shilling for Paradox right now".
      A based man.

    • @bruh5912
      @bruh5912 2 роки тому

      Guess Tomas is gonna be sad for not having Vicky today

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 2 роки тому +5010

    Maybe the real Wunderwaffen are the Italian tanks we made along the way.

  • @veggieb0i893
    @veggieb0i893 2 роки тому +3104

    "I want my nuclear dopamine". Possibly the most Golden statement of all time

    • @jldldr3933
      @jldldr3933 2 роки тому +93

      Golden is Macarthur reincarnated confirmed.

    • @grigss3027
      @grigss3027 2 роки тому +73

      @@jldldr3933 72% hitler 25% macarthur 3% random

    • @kinggundragon3728
      @kinggundragon3728 2 роки тому +1

      @@grigss3027 The 3 % is Stalin

    • @tententononce2570
      @tententononce2570 2 роки тому

      @Desert Man is that the horny grandpa from tno

    • @Zeitgeist2000
      @Zeitgeist2000 2 роки тому +14

      if golden was in charge during ww2, rn we would be battling super mutants in the wasteland

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 2 роки тому +2072

    Golden not getting to use his nukes is just the perfect ending.
    Even when the man wins, he still loses.

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 2 роки тому +2238

    The one time he doesn’t want to win
    He wins before he can go Nuclear
    What are the odds?

  • @wheezy498
    @wheezy498 2 роки тому +2266

    I still can’t believe they managed to throw. Should have garrisoned Ireland smh

    • @griffinhunter3206
      @griffinhunter3206 2 роки тому +423

      Isn't a bokoen game without random throwing on both sides

    • @sevenpolar3483
      @sevenpolar3483 2 роки тому +110

      Respect for the Soviet players though opened up a front in 1941 and held the Axis at the Soviet border with no support until 1943.

    • @partylizard8343
      @partylizard8343 2 роки тому +94

      @@griffinhunter3206 isn't a bokoen game without crippling the allies and then cutting to a clip a year later of being capitulated

    • @BocchiSensei
      @BocchiSensei 2 роки тому +7

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 I dont think you have seen sulo's they'll never dday video.
      His actually good though nonetheless, all of them are except that some of them are more serious than others.

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 роки тому +763

    I wish we could hear the Allies VC to hear the UK learn about the consequences of his actions

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 2 роки тому +61

      Some of the people might also stream their pov on twitch
      So you could check the archive

    • @jobros262
      @jobros262 2 роки тому +109

      NZ player for this game here, holy crap College was malding so hard it was so fuckin funny. It was most I have ever heard him rage

    • @mothchrist8683
      @mothchrist8683 2 роки тому +23

      The uk player did stream this the name is thatguyfromcollege

  • @cactuscreek5925
    @cactuscreek5925 2 роки тому +682

    "lol what's a sealion?"
    - U.K., shortly after putting his fleet out in the med

  • @Tindog42656
    @Tindog42656 2 роки тому +608

    I love how Golden has been denied his nukes twice.

    • @jacobtrowbridge1811
      @jacobtrowbridge1811 2 роки тому +23

      golden cant nuke pariiis

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 2 роки тому +13

      He's getting CBT

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 2 роки тому +24

      @@copter2000 "CBT otherwise known as College and Bo Torture, this only occurs when College tries to micro against Bo (College can't micro the side of a barn)"

    • @lunaticengineer8408
      @lunaticengineer8408 2 роки тому +5

      My man got the Douglass MacArthur treatment.

  • @jamiengo2343
    @jamiengo2343 2 роки тому +239

    I mean it’s not necessarily a bad strategy from the U.K. Just swap the Med Fleet with the British Home and Channel Fleets, and you can defeat both the German and Italian navies

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 2 роки тому +31

      Sure against bots with no true intelligence whatsoever. Against actual humans its a terrible idea.

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 2 роки тому +1676

    Romania saying "Bo come on, you and me. The Polish duo!" and another guy interjecting "Hey, I'm Polish too" in Polish at 8:30 was pretty funny, I must say.
    EDIT: My headcanon for the heart is that Bo sat for quite a bit of time on this part while editing trying to decipher what was said and now is relieved that it wasn't English.

    • @Radelifier
      @Radelifier 2 роки тому +98

      Nie skapnąłem się. Gdybyś tego nie powiedział to bym to pominął ( If you didn't mentioned I would have skipped it ). Still great to see Polish Squadron abroad here

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 2 роки тому +73

      Sulo has such a thick Polish accent, always obvious to me that he was from there even if i didn't hear him say that until now haha

    • @ScurvyBoi
      @ScurvyBoi 2 роки тому +47

      TFW hearts disappear when you edit a comment ;(

    • @antorseax9492
      @antorseax9492 2 роки тому +13

      @@ScurvyBoi It makes sense why, still sad though.

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN 2 роки тому +2

      Sandess around US
      Polska gurom

  • @ExhaustedPatriot
    @ExhaustedPatriot 2 роки тому +428

    What godly tank design did Bo create to make Italian tanks so goated

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому +56

      Seriously, right?

    • @oooglypenguin2238
      @oooglypenguin2238 2 роки тому +70

      @@gideonmele1556 every tank division i make seems to suck ass

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 2 роки тому +9

      Check the bokoen stream archive channel to find out mate

    • @wvance0316
      @wvance0316 2 роки тому +7

      The real meme was the Italian tanks saving the Axis fronts.

    • @enesaykut408
      @enesaykut408 2 роки тому +6

      Well, I watched this live. He used Fiat as the tank designer and had the 1944 infantry equipment as well. That's what boosted his stats as far as I recall

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 2 роки тому +54

    "Nuclear dopamine" makes Golden the Shakespeare of our time

  • @mastahchief661
    @mastahchief661 2 роки тому +323

    Golden getting denied nukes is just Golden Lost all over again in my book💀

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 2 роки тому +184

    There are only two types of Bo MP videos : Swimmy trolling or Golden having a 400IQ plan

    • @DJSpike-ft9yw
      @DJSpike-ft9yw 2 роки тому +9

      Or Golden lost…or Dressel…doing Dressel things.

    • @kirkjiao3296
      @kirkjiao3296 2 роки тому +35

      @@DJSpike-ft9yw dressel has been gone for like 2 years

    • @WILLIAN_1424
      @WILLIAN_1424 2 роки тому +9

      @@kirkjiao3296 no spoilers!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 2 роки тому +83

    Hitler: I need delaying action for '45, the nukes are coming.
    Also Hitler: *November 1945* The Nukes are coming!
    This is Germany if the wunderwaffe didn't come through but, they didn't need it.

    • @yanxishan6575
      @yanxishan6575 2 роки тому +10

      I feel like "no, you can't win the war that fast, I want to nuke Moscow" is exactly what Hitler would do in real life.

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 роки тому +96

    9:28 To make the game even more historically accurate, Bo roleplays the Italians during Operation Torch

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 2 роки тому +260

    don't worry guys. Golden got to use his nukes in the end
    ᶦⁿ ˢᶦⁿᵍˡᵉᵖˡᵃʸᵉʳ

  • @jamesflynn6827
    @jamesflynn6827 2 роки тому +104

    "Are you sure they can't sealion?" college was asked 5 minutes before he got sealioned. College choose to answer with "Yes" and kept his fleet in the med convoy raiding, after sinking italies instead of doing strike force something that came back to bite him.

    • @soapghostroach
      @soapghostroach 2 роки тому

      Why would he answer that with yes when he does nothing to protect against it???

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 2 роки тому

      @@soapghostroach he was doing some 5d strat chess move on them

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 2 роки тому +3

      @@QuestionableAdviser_ the British Home guard were there, with their MGs strapped to cars and Napoleonic war artillery Britian should have been impervious to naval assaults! Where did College go wrong

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 2 роки тому +1

      Don't worry, guys. The Allies can't D-Day.

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 2 роки тому +15

    Honestly I feel like sealion games are easily some of the most intresting games, cause then the allies have to pull off 2 major naval invasions instead of one

  • @daspotato895
    @daspotato895 2 роки тому +31

    I'm fairly certain this was how Germany won in TNO. Trapped the home fleet in the Med and Sealioned.

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT 2 роки тому +81

    This is so cursed. What UK player sends their entire navy from home base?! That's your only defense from getting invaded!

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 2 роки тому +11

      Single player tactics on a MP game = Dead.

    • @crplsteve
      @crplsteve Рік тому +3

      @@artofthepossible7329 Even In SP on any difficulty other than easy the Ai still will invade you if you have not navy I'm pretty sure.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 2 роки тому +16

    "I want my nuclear dopamine but they're taking it from me!" has got to be the best quote.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 2 роки тому +12

    I lean down to grab my cup of tea and by the time I look up the British Isles have been sealioned. What a fine script

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell 2 роки тому +124

    Let’s see if Swimmy is incompetent again

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +80

      Don't think he's in this game

    • @cthe4081
      @cthe4081 2 роки тому +88

      @@Bokoen1 Won't stop him from game-ruining.

    • @theworm3438
      @theworm3438 2 роки тому +41

      No, this is a 'College moment' episode

    • @greergrapple2227
      @greergrapple2227 2 роки тому +4

      Aye Devin what up

    • @qwertzu1195
      @qwertzu1195 2 роки тому +9

      @@theworm3438 a college side of a barn type situation

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 роки тому +42

    7:36 "Shut the f**k up, doomer!"- the last order from the Führerbunker, April 1945

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 2 роки тому +18

    At this point, I just imagine that Golden's eye is like Dr. Strangelove's hand; it has a mind of its own. In Golden's case, it acts up when his body produces high volumes of salt.

    • @MihaelGeng
      @MihaelGeng 2 роки тому +1

      3:08 The moment 🤣

  • @rogueleader2230
    @rogueleader2230 2 роки тому +11

    You know it’s a good game when bo is Italy

  • @7mriwantlightning710
    @7mriwantlightning710 2 роки тому +5

    I honestly believe I watched 80% of all these type episodes so far I believe I’m missing really old ones but these are fucking awesome lol

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 роки тому +6

    6:52 Flojo just needs to think critically

  • @matiasdiaz8913
    @matiasdiaz8913 2 роки тому +10

    only golden manages to win and lose at the same time

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 2 роки тому +44

    Bo, really decent of you to make the video 12mins if there's going to be a sponsor. I get you need to hit that 10min cap but to give us 10mins of content PLUS the sponsor is really good of you
    Keep up the great work you sexy Danish femboy

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +38

      A video will always be as long as there is content for. It is not determined by anything else

    • @hokumdog
      @hokumdog 2 роки тому +9

      @@Bokoen1 cope

    • @theflyingdragon2736
      @theflyingdragon2736 2 роки тому +1

      @@hokumdog >:(

    • @InventMyTory
      @InventMyTory 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bokoen1 kappa

    • @IdiotamSpielen
      @IdiotamSpielen 2 роки тому

      Haven't you heard? It's 8 minutes now...

  • @keropnw3425
    @keropnw3425 2 роки тому +1

    The US reinvading the UK across the entire Atlantic is so funny, launching a D-Day scale invasion with Iceland's infrastructure? entire carrier burning 5 sheep and a dried shark as fuel. Perfectly realistic game.

    • @keropnw3425
      @keropnw3425 2 роки тому

      sailing my landing craft from Maryland to Scotland by dead reckoning

  • @aggonymephisto6963
    @aggonymephisto6963 2 роки тому +3

    Every time you play as Italy Bo it's so god damn entertaining. You as Italy and Golden as Germany are my favourite HOI IV videos!
    Italian Tank Supremecy.

  • @randomperson6988
    @randomperson6988 2 роки тому +2

    3:08 someone call the coctor

  • @Alonsooooo1
    @Alonsooooo1 2 роки тому +1

    That's the second golden Germany win I think I've seen, keep the streak up man Im tired of him losing for like the last 4 years

  • @burakalp34
    @burakalp34 2 роки тому +1

    9:06 Golden rap god

  • @realmastersilver1849
    @realmastersilver1849 2 роки тому +7

    Little did people know that palden norbu was the defense minister for southern England, he failed so badly that he defected and started assisting the German Reich in their defensive hold against the soviet union.

  • @beerten202
    @beerten202 2 роки тому +1

    4:23 such a genuine REEEEE

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 2 роки тому +1

    The UK jamming their entire fleet into the Med and just completely neglecting the sea zones around itself is the most AI move I can think of, lmao

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
    @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Рік тому +1

    Golden when he doesn't get to nuke every city in the world:
    "No no no no, wait wait wait wait, NO NO NO NO NO"

  • @JackMcLeary
    @JackMcLeary 2 роки тому +1

    Golden was jonesing for his nuclear holocaust at the end there, goddamn listen to that thirst

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings 2 роки тому +1

    2 hoi videos in 3 days? Best week for mappies!

  • @moleman7632
    @moleman7632 2 роки тому

    This was one of the most intense streams I ever watched. The defence of britain where golden was changing between the UK and USSR every 5 seconds because his co-op was useless.

  • @bradyulery3074
    @bradyulery3074 2 роки тому +2

    I feel for homie missing out on the nukes… mans really needed them

  • @VerilyViscous
    @VerilyViscous 2 роки тому +1

    I love how even when Golden wins, he still loses.
    Bo, these scripts keep getting better and better.

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 2 роки тому +8

    Confused. You had the entire UK. Then you were losing it... I feel like I missed an important step.

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 2 роки тому

      the less incompetent allies arrived.

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Рік тому

      Its another 10 ports plus an army you need to dedicate to the defense of Britain. When playing as Germany and still potentially losing the sea war you risk them bypassing and isolating that army while going for Europe.leaving you stretched thin

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei Рік тому

    That celebration when the UK capped was just so infectiously joyful ^.^

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 2 роки тому +1

    The big-brained strats make this so entertaining to watch.

  • @angrysanta8458
    @angrysanta8458 2 роки тому

    goldens delusional wunderwaffe "a reactor in every state" was mad hilarious

  • @nono_Hoi4
    @nono_Hoi4 2 роки тому +27

    Axis: YAY we naval invaded Britain the war is wo-
    The entire allies: Uhh How about NO
    soviets: Help
    day 1 of waiting for a non TBF related Mp game
    ^ to clarify that It's just a meme dont take it to seriously

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 роки тому

      They always play on that mod... if you want some other MP games you can maybe watch Dankus and Tommykay.

    • @nono_Hoi4
      @nono_Hoi4 2 роки тому

      @@Ronald98 i know it's just a meme

  • @armata2298
    @armata2298 2 роки тому +1

    04:00 never heard a group in hoi4 so hapy

  • @paradox3667
    @paradox3667 2 роки тому

    3:10 im glad they’re bringing back this meme.

  • @aaroncabatingan5238
    @aaroncabatingan5238 2 роки тому +1

    I love how you guys cockblocked Golden's nukes.
    Even when he wins, he still lose.

  • @improvedspoon
    @improvedspoon 2 роки тому +2

    8:32 "Hey I'm also Polish" said in Polish

  • @ozcarplayz1656
    @ozcarplayz1656 2 роки тому +2

    Should’ve named the video: “What if the home fleet wasn’t home?”

  • @benjaminbesaw7540
    @benjaminbesaw7540 Рік тому

    The Legion of Romania has reacquired England and Wales after centuries of it’s absence.

  • @fabriziocossio3336
    @fabriziocossio3336 2 роки тому +13

    Italian tanks demolishing Russian tanks
    What kind of cursed timeline is this?!

  • @Aegis---
    @Aegis--- 2 роки тому

    golden getting blueballed is truly the cherry on top

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 2 роки тому

    Golden doing his best MacArthur impression at the end there

  • @averyspecificname4300
    @averyspecificname4300 2 роки тому

    I now suddenly want to watch the entire Wolfenstein game series after seeing this

  • @yowack3457
    @yowack3457 2 роки тому

    KM: Glory for the Knights Radiant! Down with Dynasty! King in the North!

  • @lotllady
    @lotllady 2 роки тому

    I'd say I can't believe Bo blue-balled Golden like that, but I'm convinced that's wrong what with how much of a tease he is.

  • @pcu9284
    @pcu9284 2 роки тому

    Golden begging for nukes was really something

  • @amtojsidhu
    @amtojsidhu 2 роки тому

    That was probably one of the best videos I've ever watched

  • @TheE_G_G
    @TheE_G_G 2 роки тому

    This is his 2nd upload today.
    The rat has learned the power of speed

  • @creasedknight6222
    @creasedknight6222 2 роки тому +1

    Even when Golden wins, he still loses

  • @williambrennan104
    @williambrennan104 2 роки тому

    Kingdom Maker just sounds like a pay-to-win CK3

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 роки тому +9

    The UK: suffering under occupation of invading forces. Something unprecedented for centuries
    The Axis: 4:10

  • @Wintrois
    @Wintrois 2 роки тому

    I have an idea that might go terribly. There would be four players for Germany (and all or some majors). One for the Navy, one for the Army, one for the Airforce, and one as the leader. The others has to follow what the leader wants and the leader gets to do all of the stuff that deals with events, tech research, focuses, among other stuff.

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 2 роки тому +1

    I actually feel bad for Golden this game he was so close

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 роки тому

    Golden wins when he wants to lose, and loses when he wants to win.

  • @LoudRevised
    @LoudRevised 2 роки тому +1

    UK: No way home.

  • @bitzmarckoftheseastirpitz7479
    @bitzmarckoftheseastirpitz7479 2 роки тому

    UK was just trying to get some navy battle screenshots

  • @donmah06
    @donmah06 2 роки тому +3

    Oof yeah Golden was a little too toxic that stream...
    So much so that it was a big chunk of the discussion in a just chatting discussion stream on Bo's channel the day after

    • @neloverg3774
      @neloverg3774 2 роки тому

      Impossible considering guys like dresses and Braun exist

  • @zoroasper9759
    @zoroasper9759 2 роки тому +1

    Did Golden get his nuclear dopamine in the end? Find out next time on Dragonball Z

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 2 роки тому

    Golden Just keeps losing, never gonna get that nuclear war

  • @taysea7v
    @taysea7v 2 роки тому

    Golden: I have win ... but at what cost ?

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому

    Ahhhhhh the first catch of the day: the entire UK

  • @kirby1225
    @kirby1225 2 роки тому +1

    wait? Golden won?
    this game is insane man
    and how did Finland cause 1.1 million casualties on the soviets?

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 2 роки тому

    Imagine getting blue balled from using nukes: *Sad Macarthur noise*

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 2 роки тому +1

    Oh my God this was so hype for a hoi4 game

  • @NickValentine_2287
    @NickValentine_2287 2 роки тому

    If I remember this is pretty much what happened to the UK in TNO, except they didn’t get liberated

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +16

    Two great Bo Hoi4 videos, in one week, it’s a blessing from the Lord! I know for a fact that Swimmy and Golden are never going to let College live this down.

  • @nikageldiashvili5939
    @nikageldiashvili5939 2 роки тому

    Golden got his mojo back

  • @sealboyy6584
    @sealboyy6584 2 роки тому

    Never heard Zulu or whatever his name is, screaming that bad in a hoi video, pretty pog, very fun to watch

  • @samwakley250
    @samwakley250 2 роки тому

    i feel for golden wanting to use the nukes then not being able to

  • @IphoneSocialist
    @IphoneSocialist 2 роки тому

    This day... Golden went to sleep crying

  • @samuelmanke9361
    @samuelmanke9361 2 роки тому

    Really edging him on those nukes

  • @birb4121
    @birb4121 2 роки тому +9

    Honestly this is probably the best script you wrote, the thing itself is a masterpiece to rival shakespeer.

  • @haythere5805
    @haythere5805 2 роки тому

    im loving the hoi4 output

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 10 місяців тому +2

    Video starts at 2:10 ^^

  • @ShanmukhKamma
    @ShanmukhKamma 2 місяці тому

    11:01 HOLY SHIT the casualities of the allies bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 even india lost 850k men wtf

  • @nickstone1167
    @nickstone1167 2 роки тому

    Nuclear Dopamine, available now in German Stockpiles near your local airfield!

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 2 роки тому

    Poor Golden didn’t get his nuclear Dopamine

  • @seanhoey5939
    @seanhoey5939 2 роки тому

    Lmao Golden got nuclear blue-balled

  • @test-subject_1342
    @test-subject_1342 2 роки тому

    I DID NOT expect someon to star speaking polish randomly in the middle of the vid

  • @jebbroham1776
    @jebbroham1776 2 роки тому

    Golden just goes berzerk trying to get nukes xD

  • @MrDirigible
    @MrDirigible 2 роки тому

    Even when Golden wins, he still loses! XD

  • @darthbane5738
    @darthbane5738 2 роки тому

    Ring that bell smash that shit, god I love the endtro