I mean, Franco did then go on to write "The Art of the Deal" and trick the US into selling him 24,000 barrels of oil a day, which then just turned around and gave to Germany.
@@delta2372 I guess if you want to use a few ports in Morocco or Gibraltar it’s useful. However this strat just proves a new meta for Spain. You can do this and become the second romania while fighting with volunteers
@@steffanyschwartz7801 while also reducing the coasts needed to guard against D-Day the mods they use prevent Spain from directly walking into Gibraltar anyways
POV: Your a soviet soldier in Leningrad, holding to the last man. When suddenly, a cannon fires peter griffin himself, utterly destroying you with his funny moments.
@Weißer golden is like Hitler right before the battle of the bulge, the most salty man alive and yet still believing he can win. Truly a marvel to watch him crumble in his own hubris.
'sir I know your son died in a tragic weapon related mishap on the beach head in France, but if you would just like to buy our famous German engineered Spanish made watch, we will be happy to accept payment in Gasoline, Crude, or Diesel at open market value' 'All purchases are non-refundable and the situation in Europe has nothing to do with this offer, may free trade continue flowing!'
It’s still funny to me that the one time floojoe (think that’s how it’s spelled) is appreciated is during a full episode of him playing as Japan. So few people saw it, and he gets appreciated so little it came in as a surprise to everyone. He got capped and held on for so long he got a compliment from all the axis, he thought they were being sarcastic and responded with the classic fuck you. After learning they were not being sarcastic he rejoined as Hungary, where he went to help the axis in Europe and proceed to lose the war.
@@wom1320 The main part of their games was mostly diplomacy and everyone throwing everyone under the bus, so the reworked infamy system and diplomatic plays will be much more relevant for them. And the only meme part about wars in their games was everyone gambling on RNG to get the gas attack/defense asap and killing 1% of the entire country population in a single deathstack battle.
Its much more about the consequences of ruining your country in a war, and the 2 million radical socialist rebels spawning on every tile. And in their upcoming vicky3 games I'm sure it won't be so much about the war itself but the aftermath of Swimmy ruining his own economy and country, getting the standart of living to starvation and having to get subsidized by an USA player to not flip communist and go into a death spiral.
GrossTiger: 90% Reliability, 125 Armor, 4 KMpH (or 2.48 MPH) You could get the same outcome by slapping a kevlar vest on a handicapped man carrying a machine gun. 99% cost reduction, too.
@@platinumsun4632 It's a joke about how Nazi Germany made ridiculous Wunderwaffe that ate up resources because they were convinced giant immovable fortresses on wheels were the key to beating the Allies. Just stick a kevlar vest on a fat man in a wheelchair, hand him an MG-42, and you'll get the same, if not better, results than a steel box going 2 miles per hour on the road.
Holy shit everyone larped so hard in this game: *realistically recreating German tank design* *recreating Germany's plan to get the Bismarck into the Atlantic* *Germany listening to their schitzo allies* *Soviet Command being utterly incompetent* *Germany abandoning entire fronts due to fuel shortages* *Japan being verbally abusive of their allies* *Germany stealing French possessions and then laughing at them* *Germany failing to make peace with the U.K. and end the war by Christmas* *Axis complaining about the winter while fighting Russia* *Spain being poor* *SPAIN COMING IN CLUTCH FOR THE AXIS*
I can imagine the Family Guy gun's sound when it fires isn't a loud bang but Peter's laugh and the explosions of the shells being Stewie going 'Blast!' hehe Videos like this make me want to play MP Hoi4 just for the lols XD
Finally started playing hoi4 last week. Watching this is even more amazing to watch now as I understand what's so awesome while not understanding others. like 800 soft attack?
soft attack is how effective a unit is against soft targets eg infantry units. 800 soft attack over a river is literally unbeatable in most cases without a dedicated tank unit in the battle which requires more hard attack if that makes sense
Hey bokoen great video! Also I have a question, when will you guys do another Vicky 2? Love these Vicky videos so much lol Oh and congrats on 311k subscribers :D
Me who is about to log off of youtube: Alright this is the last youtube video I'm going to watch today Me 13.2 seconds later getting a notification that Bokoen1 uploaded: okokokokokokok screw good habits
I like how whoever said it read "Nantes" like a spanish name when it's in France (I won't blame him for not knowing the pronounciation...it's what he pronounced minus the "es" at the end... because those are silent letters)
They've always been saying it like this lol. Similarly how Bo says "Falaise" as if it's "Calais", with the ending silent. I get that they might not know the correct pronunciations, but it is definitely funny for someone who knows French
I kinda want to see the P-1000 Ratte and the P-1500 Monster Recreated in the game. Since they were impossibly huge tanks. I would love to see that. Though the tank rework was a bit... dumb. Guess Swimmy can't catch a break as the Soviets? XD
Imagine in this universe, the history channel covering the topic of Spain using allied resources to supplement Germany's fuel shortage and would be treated as some kind of conspiracy.
Hey I'm a new to the channel, so can someone please tell me who's the guy with iron cross and ww1 German attire? From what I can tell the country balls are meant to represent what country everyone is playing, but I can't figure out who this guy is playing since Bokoen is already playing the Third Reich.
I know it's day late, but here it is.
I'll allow it
bad youtuber not uploading on time
Bad Bo! BAD!!!!
Your not or never late. Your just ignoring a day.
Epic
Imagine a French Peter Griffin getting captured by the Germans, just to get offered a job as Adolf's personal body guard and just chilling in Berlin.
Peter what the heck are you doing!
"I'm Hitler's top guy Brian."
WITH
A FUCKING
RAILWAY GUN
Sounds like some trash isekai manga
Le based petér
Instead of hehehehehe, he goes hohohohoho
Damn I'll never forget when Francisco Franco proclaimed that Charles de Gaulle was dumb and he was not. Truly an iconic quote of World War Two.
I mean, Franco did then go on to write "The Art of the Deal" and trick the US into selling him 24,000 barrels of oil a day, which then just turned around and gave to Germany.
In all seriousness though I fucking hate it when Spain joins the war in the game
@@delta2372 I guess if you want to use a few ports in Morocco or Gibraltar it’s useful. However this strat just proves a new meta for Spain. You can do this and become the second romania while fighting with volunteers
@@steffanyschwartz7801 while also reducing the coasts needed to guard against D-Day
the mods they use prevent Spain from directly walking into Gibraltar anyways
POV: Your a soviet soldier in Leningrad, holding to the last man. When suddenly, a cannon fires peter griffin himself, utterly destroying you with his funny moments.
nyeheheheheh
lmao
"To the Peter-Cannon!"
This what I imagine when I read your comment 🤣ua-cam.com/video/bWkkt3tYCFk/v-deo.html
@@krane1155 Perfect
“He is dumb and I am not”
-Thomas
Such an underrated guy in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe lol
Hats off to Bo for writing the script.
inb4 he does a Dressel
So is Braun Deadpool?
@@Psytinker What happened with Dressel?
@@EyeOfEld he's an unironic nazi and kept saying nazi shit
The "german" defenses: *Starts yelling in Spanish*
The Americans: Wait....wrong landing! *packs up and leaves*
"Fuck I didn't come here to build a wall"
*backs ass right off of the beach*
TOO LATE!
The "german" defence commander: "El es tonto y yo no"
Nah no American can tell Spanish from German
@@highgrounder commie
"Hey Lois look, I'm at the Siege of Leningrad!" - Peter Griffin, French SS Volunteer, 1942 (Colorized)
"Peter what are you doing?!?!"
@@CiaranW2003 war crimes
@@htsgm You live up to the Sigma in your name my friend
Peter SS is here
Golden “they are desperate losers and won’t surrender”
Also golden “I can take Paris RE HOST!!!”
@Weißer golden is like Hitler right before the battle of the bulge, the most salty man alive and yet still believing he can win. Truly a marvel to watch him crumble in his own hubris.
Its even more ironic, he's playing Japan
@@bluish5189 "I'm going to do the same thing. Again."
and the "golden lost" situation
Game recognizes game
Thomas literally killed thousands of allied soldiers then proceeded to buy oil from all of them. What a based play.
'sir I know your son died in a tragic weapon related mishap on the beach head in France, but if you would just like to buy our famous German engineered Spanish made watch, we will be happy to accept payment in Gasoline, Crude, or Diesel at open market value'
'All purchases are non-refundable and the situation in Europe has nothing to do with this offer, may free trade continue flowing!'
I love how Golden can be so good as Japan but so bad as Germany
Tbf he did win as germany the past two hoi streams
Golden weeb confirmed
As a repeated golden Germany coop, help me
@@nissinnissan1404 To be fair the last game of Soviet Swimmy completely fell appart in a single year against a 42 barb of all things.
@@scorpixel1866 shit coops, immediately lost kiev and didn’t even notice
It’s still funny to me that the one time floojoe (think that’s how it’s spelled) is appreciated is during a full episode of him playing as Japan. So few people saw it, and he gets appreciated so little it came in as a surprise to everyone. He got capped and held on for so long he got a compliment from all the axis, he thought they were being sarcastic and responded with the classic fuck you. After learning they were not being sarcastic he rejoined as Hungary, where he went to help the axis in Europe and proceed to lose the war.
Do you know the episode number?
@@flamingbull3438 I second this
@@flamingbull3438 I third this
@@flamingbull3438 I fourth this
@@flamingbull3438 I can't count higher than 5 but I still want to know.
In Normandy imagine instead of the bunkers it's a bunch of spainish soldiers
Nobody expects....
The SPANISH Defence corps!
😂
The Spain-ish soldiers will hold the line!
I swear, when those guys get Victoria 3, we're going to get insane content.
nO wAř
To bad the combat is going to be far more abstract in Vic 3
@@wom1320 The main part of their games was mostly diplomacy and everyone throwing everyone under the bus, so the reworked infamy system and diplomatic plays will be much more relevant for them. And the only meme part about wars in their games was everyone gambling on RNG to get the gas attack/defense asap and killing 1% of the entire country population in a single deathstack battle.
Its much more about the consequences of ruining your country in a war, and the 2 million radical socialist rebels spawning on every tile. And in their upcoming vicky3 games I'm sure it won't be so much about the war itself but the aftermath of Swimmy ruining his own economy and country, getting the standart of living to starvation and having to get subsidized by an USA player to not flip communist and go into a death spiral.
@@wom1320 I prefer it this way. I feel like war is just to easy, I prefer the economic aspect of Victoria by far.
I haven't seen Thomas so excited about literally anything ever as he did killing D-Day
Franco's fuel laundering scheme was actually pretty smart move
Sanctions evasion schemes
I think Japan needs to Wake up before he goes invading islands again...
"He's dumb, I am not" should be the tag line of this channel
GrossTiger: 90% Reliability, 125 Armor, 4 KMpH (or 2.48 MPH)
You could get the same outcome by slapping a kevlar vest on a handicapped man carrying a machine gun. 99% cost reduction, too.
I don't get it? Is this a joke about the Meta? What is the new meta for armour anyways?
Is the man German though?
@@platinumsun4632 It's a joke about how Nazi Germany made ridiculous Wunderwaffe that ate up resources because they were convinced giant immovable fortresses on wheels were the key to beating the Allies.
Just stick a kevlar vest on a fat man in a wheelchair, hand him an MG-42, and you'll get the same, if not better, results than a steel box going 2 miles per hour on the road.
Currently a lot of memes about tanks being too expensive so no minor builds them I think
@@commissarkordoshky219 That's good though, minors should have to buy them off bigger boys or work with Bob Semple tanks.
"Just in time for Christmas!" - Literally no one in the great wars
Holy shit everyone larped so hard in this game:
*realistically recreating German tank design*
*recreating Germany's plan to get the Bismarck into the Atlantic*
*Germany listening to their schitzo allies*
*Soviet Command being utterly incompetent*
*Germany abandoning entire fronts due to fuel shortages*
*Japan being verbally abusive of their allies*
*Germany stealing French possessions and then laughing at them*
*Germany failing to make peace with the U.K. and end the war by Christmas*
*Axis complaining about the winter while fighting Russia*
*Spain being poor*
*SPAIN COMING IN CLUTCH FOR THE AXIS*
also using the railway gun at Leningrad
"One of these things is not like the other"
You forgot funny Family Guy moments. Adolf loved those!
90% reliability is not exactly accurate to (late) German tank designs ;P
America selling oil to facists because there's money to be made...
8:35 ah yes the spain contra affair truly an iconic moment of ww2
D-Day: *Happens.*
Spain, to the Allies: "YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!".
"You want 20k daily?"
Next clip shows Germany at full fuel 😆
Franco was neutral. He truely knows supply and demand.
Your videos always bring a smile to my face .
POV: Your African and you see Hungarian tanks rolling up
But I don't have an african
Pov: your a magyarab and you see your hungarian brothers coming to liberate you from British tyranny
@@tennosred2 POV: Your a british man and you heard people screaming in spanish
I hope im not the only one, but “Schrödinger's Bombers” fucking cracked me up
"Wow, this is worse than that time I was used as a railway gun at the siege of Leningrad" -Peter Griffin
I can imagine the Family Guy gun's sound when it fires isn't a loud bang but Peter's laugh and the explosions of the shells being Stewie going 'Blast!' hehe
Videos like this make me want to play MP Hoi4 just for the lols XD
"Y'know Lois, this is worse than the time I got stuck with the Nazis in WW2."
Finally started playing hoi4 last week. Watching this is even more amazing to watch now as I understand what's so awesome while not understanding others. like 800 soft attack?
soft attack is how effective a unit is against soft targets eg infantry units. 800 soft attack over a river is literally unbeatable in most cases without a dedicated tank unit in the battle which requires more hard attack if that makes sense
@@desertfox7846 I know that, I'm trying to figure out how he got 800 that easily
Probably a combo of Artillery and Rocket Artillery
damn, that was the most one sided game I've seen on this channel. Maybe Denmark actually exists
The naming conventions for rail arty in the games never fails to crush my soul.
Spain buying oil from the allies and distributing it to axis is a total chad move
Flick and Weekend, new entrants in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe
Spain buying oil from the allies then immediately sharing them to the axis is such a big brain move
The cuts where it goes from normal volume to a point blank gunshot are very awakening, I like it
Oh man imagine having quality tanks as the Allies.
"They are desperate so wont surrender." very accurate Japan larping
Hey guys.. got covid.. might get hospitalized.. love this community.
Thanks for the vid.
I had covid and all the time i was in my house, im good now.
I hope you get better
@@taysea7v appreciate it
Using allied oil to fuel tanks killing soviet bois is straight up evil
"DONT MOVE THE UNITS IN THE FRONT LINE!!!" Good lord.
Hey bokoen great video!
Also I have a question, when will you guys do another Vicky 2? Love these Vicky videos so much lol
Oh and congrats on 311k subscribers :D
If college were to micro the side of a barn that barn would immediately collapse to the ground and spontaneously combust
Wish I had a support in my life the level of that Spain player
Me who is about to log off of youtube: Alright this is the last youtube video I'm going to watch today
Me 13.2 seconds later getting a notification that Bokoen1 uploaded: okokokokokokok screw good habits
Spain: I used capitalism, to defeat capitalism.
7:22 Side of a bran.
Bran cereal. Swimmy can't even kill cereal.
I like how whoever said it read "Nantes" like a spanish name when it's in France (I won't blame him for not knowing the pronounciation...it's what he pronounced minus the "es" at the end... because those are silent letters)
They've always been saying it like this lol. Similarly how Bo says "Falaise" as if it's "Calais", with the ending silent. I get that they might not know the correct pronunciations, but it is definitely funny for someone who knows French
those new sound effects freaked me out for a moment as I'm sat here editing nuclear super events like damn that's a loud air noise oh it's the video
I have covid and I think I'm going to starve to death, feels like this is gonna be the last video I watch, cheers lads.
I had covid and all the time i was in my house, im good now.
I hope you get better
One could say nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!
...I'll see myself out.
Binging thee videos, and what to my wondrous eyes do appear, but a 10 minute video, for me to hold dear
that Spanish buying oil from the allies... giga brain
Stop drilling tanks bokoen and start converting your infantry
6:00
Ill help you with the infantry too Thomas
*Earth quaking shell explodes*
Geez Lois, this is worse than that one time I was sieging down Leningrad.
I was about to go to sleep, then Bo uploaded and I know I won’t be able to sleep if I don’t watch it
2:50
I love how this is exactly what Germany tried to do and immediately got the Bismark sunk
Hey Lois look, I'm a German war criminal in the year 1939, eheheheheheh.
Golden would be a manager that kills the morale of the workforce
WOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOO
there is always the swimmy doubters, but one day, oh you will rue the day you oppose the swigma male
That oil trick is how the US got most of it's titanium during the cold war.
Lowe as Hungary is always cursed, and a blessing
Swimmy has lost every time he plays soviets since the new update like pull yourself together man.
Thanks for the subtitles, I watched this in a lesson
Spain writing the art of the deal over there
I kinda want to see the P-1000 Ratte and the P-1500 Monster Recreated in the game. Since they were impossibly huge tanks.
I would love to see that. Though the tank rework was a bit... dumb.
Guess Swimmy can't catch a break as the Soviets? XD
Spain contributed the most in this game I say
Finally been waiting for more hoi4
You've heard of money laundering, now get ready for fuel laundering!
Imagine in this universe, the history channel covering the topic of Spain using allied resources to supplement Germany's fuel shortage and would be treated as some kind of conspiracy.
Thomas unintentionally funny as shit
Franko The Fuel Smuggler.
This video is almost as good as Family Guy Funny Moments
Soviet army in Leningrad: We aren't surrending
Germans: you will!
*Brings our Family Guy Funny Moments*
Soviet army: We Surrender!
Poggers Bo uploads at a perfect time!
I want to break big bucks on bokoens channel.
Well I guess golden won and swimmy lost. Reality is broken
Watching that stream those Tanks were so broken.
holy crap lois it's bokoen1
Hey I'm a new to the channel, so can someone please tell me who's the guy with iron cross and ww1 German attire? From what I can tell the country balls are meant to represent what country everyone is playing, but I can't figure out who this guy is playing since Bokoen is already playing the Third Reich.
The co-op player that's also controlling Germany. The bigger nations usually have one because there'll just be too much going on for a single person.
That's who ever is co op with germany
That represents whoever is playing with Germany as an assistant, it also is used to represent WW1/Imperial Germany when they do that.
swimmy and college playing the soviets as co op .
Pog, new HoI4 MP in a nutshell
i got into this game because watching your vids keep up the good work
i was boutta go to bed, Mr.. Koen1. Now I am forced to watch this video.
It's 1 AM but I am still gonna watch this
*Bo vid notification
*instantly clicks
Family guy funny moments and beating allies using their fuel were highlights of this game. 🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was funny that the video started with me desyncing the game
1:38 you guys are getting rekt my eye
Golden got a win unless they didn't show him get invaded
Finally a game we're Spain has game impact
Por fin xd
I think there were more games, but this is where spain give more impact
3:22 Bo be like: Ayo hol' up
Bruh, you telling me Italy got 16 Pride of the Fleet? Holy shit
Now witness the firepower of family guy funniest moments part 2
Just what the hell is flojos tank build?!
Just when I was wondering what to do
Peter griffin carried
Let Dancus back into your heart and home
我真希望也有朋友可以一起玩這遊戲