The last professor moore story you read caused me to wake the household and the neighbors at two am due to my laughter. I was a physics teacher. I’m looking forward to this one. Prof. Moore deserves tenure and a lab, plus a research budget.
Ow shit ya and thay breed like air there a pain to get rid of in the house you got to remove all there food sources since that only live up to 11 days or so
my lord, the names in here are hilarious. Dean Head-up-his. Prof. Howitzer Prof. Claymore. More Bad The Worst... The Accidental Space Pirate. giggling so much.
I absolutely love how the human names are all references to really deadly and dangerous weapons 😂 Claymore and Howitzer, what a destructive pair they are!
Claymores and howitzers, two of the best biggest weapons that humanity made- the former that is the oversized version of a great sword, and the latter was some of the most massive artillery of its time.
@ 10:36 I frequently find things like Clippy, or Cortana to be invasive, and not at all helpful. I would rather work with something that offers no help at all. Back when I worked with TeX I loved it. I could type my raw document, then put in the formatting instructions later. The newer word processors tend to make those decisions for you. After that, it is a royal pain to go back and put your own formatting in. My biggest problem was, they put in standard business formats, and not military formats. I frequently had work sent back to me because I overlooked something. I generally turn off auto format capability.
@@randomguy3080 The real question is what DON'T we do! Fruit flies are used as the model organism for almost everything genetic. We've grown legs where eyes should be, for example, to study HOX genes and how different body parts know where to grow.
Oh FANTASTIC !!!! Now we get to see WHAT the professor can do teaching genetics!!! Guess the Dean will learn that it's not a harmless thing to teach when Professor Moore is involved. Even the professor's name Clay Moore - like the mine that blows up.
when you're named after not one, but two well known weapons throughout human history, teaching among xenos, you're bound to have an explosive impact on the metrics and slice through any opposition without even knowing it
1:45 Prof. Clay Moor knows a Dr. Hal Witzer. It would be awesome if they also know an engineer by the name of Thomas (Tommy) Gunn. Bonus points, the surname Gunn is Scottish, so the archetypal accent for engineers can still be used. Keep the theme going in this story with every named human we encounter having names that sound like weapons, especially if they're just average professionals and not necessarily soldiers.
I didn't think Clippy survived past Windows 95. Surprised at how many people have been terrorized by him. Either I'm wrong with Clippy's lifespan, or this audience is full of old farts like me, or Clippy's reputation lives on like a horror story told from generation to the next.
Dead "Head up His", Professor "Clueless" are other notable examples, I'm pretty sure all of these names are jokes, it was pretty distracting tbh, but amusing lol
So much for "higher" learning. I learned the basics of cell structure in middle school and a fair deal more in high school. I graduated in 1973. I would think a society that existed on a galactic level would have this knowledge at a minimum, even if they didn't "fool around" with modifying it.
Its always fun to read a missunderstanding story showing both participants perspectives. To the end I was actually laughing out loud at the deans log has been.
Time flies like the wind fruit flies like bananas. 3:47 What's the bet that the sentient plant species who smells like bananas attracts fruit flies like humans attract mosquitoes and blackflies. Also, grafting rarely alters the genetic structure of the plant. It does offer the genetic chemical production capacity of the combined plants, and may help activate given genes in either. However, if a cutting of either is taken and rooted or sprouted as its own plant will indeed remain unaltered from the original donor plant that the grafting was made from.
I get the feeling that all these problems the principal is dealing with stems from some kind of communication issue. Not sure if the professor has some kind of universal translator that takes physical ques into consideration or not, but clearly the problem for everything starts at a fundamental level. It’s all highly amusing.
I love how he managed to convince them that barbaric human voodoo science was the cure to a plauge he accidentally started, without knowledge of said fact of course. Unleashing human scientists upon the universe seems to be simular to opening the Pandora’s box.
Bruh that's one way to cripple a xeno species force down load a super clippy to there galactic web and communications let a super clippy run wild 😈😈😈😈😈
Playlist : ua-cam.com/play/PLcfzFNUhrNS1C-0uxOzG0VQJQR2cxi-_9.html
I assume same universe playlist? Wanna name it?
Claymore.
Howitzer.
Moobak = Kaboom.
😂😂
The last professor moore story you read caused me to wake the household and the neighbors at two am due to my laughter. I was a physics teacher. I’m looking forward to this one. Prof. Moore deserves tenure and a lab, plus a research budget.
Good to know our generation won't be the only ones driven to the brink of madness by Clippy.
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?
I actually had to use a computer that had that still on it. Most annoying thing ever. May that program suffer and never return.
Hey, don’t be so cruel to Clippy, he’s just trying his best.
@@isaackinsley1662 b he
@@isaackinsley1662 you’re looking at it wrong, that virus with stupid eyes and a fixation with letters is a weapon we can unleash on our enemies!
Thank you Agro Squerril!! For the algorithm!!!
That invasive species where probably the fruit flies that went missing XD
I didn't think of that, you might be right
Ohh God how did I not see that
Ow shit ya and thay breed like air there a pain to get rid of in the house you got to remove all there food sources since that only live up to 11 days or so
my lord, the names in here are hilarious.
Dean Head-up-his.
Prof. Howitzer
Prof. Claymore.
More Bad The Worst... The Accidental Space Pirate.
giggling so much.
STD
I absolutely adore Professor Moore. His stories the most amazing duality stories I have ever heard. Thank you for narrating this.
I absolutely love how the human names are all references to really deadly and dangerous weapons 😂
Claymore and Howitzer, what a destructive pair they are!
:)
Dean "hed'uphis" as in head up his rear
Claymores and howitzers, two of the best biggest weapons that humanity made- the former that is the oversized version of a great sword, and the latter was some of the most massive artillery of its time.
There are explosives that are called Claymore Mines too.
@@arent2295 "Front towards the enemy"
I'm liking the puns in this story. I happen to love puns.
Please Sir! I want some more. This is grat I had a smile on my face for several minute when hearing the adventure of Prof Moore.
@ 10:36 I frequently find things like Clippy, or Cortana to be invasive, and not at all helpful. I would rather work with something that offers no help at all. Back when I worked with TeX I loved it. I could type my raw document, then put in the formatting instructions later. The newer word processors tend to make those decisions for you. After that, it is a royal pain to go back and put your own formatting in. My biggest problem was, they put in standard business formats, and not military formats. I frequently had work sent back to me because I overlooked something.
I generally turn off auto format capability.
I really love this series and I hope to get more of the good doctor adventure. 🙂
Man this is some inspector gadget level shit
Just wait until the insectoid species hear about what we do to fruit flies in genetics...
What do we do?
@@randomguy3080 The real question is what DON'T we do! Fruit flies are used as the model organism for almost everything genetic. We've grown legs where eyes should be, for example, to study HOX genes and how different body parts know where to grow.
Oh FANTASTIC !!!! Now we get to see WHAT the professor can do teaching genetics!!! Guess the Dean will learn that it's not a harmless thing to teach when Professor Moore is involved. Even the professor's name Clay Moore - like the mine that blows up.
Thanks for continuing my favorite story line.
a pleasure
when you're named after not one, but two well known weapons throughout human history, teaching among xenos, you're bound to have an explosive impact on the metrics and slice through any opposition without even knowing it
1:45 Prof. Clay Moor knows a Dr. Hal Witzer. It would be awesome if they also know an engineer by the name of Thomas (Tommy) Gunn. Bonus points, the surname Gunn is Scottish, so the archetypal accent for engineers can still be used. Keep the theme going in this story with every named human we encounter having names that sound like weapons, especially if they're just average professionals and not necessarily soldiers.
Hes so funny that poor dude lol... Given a killer cat... Holes made in his university and now a galactic war lol so fking funny!!!
I didn't think Clippy survived past Windows 95. Surprised at how many people have been terrorized by him. Either I'm wrong with Clippy's lifespan, or this audience is full of old farts like me, or Clippy's reputation lives on like a horror story told from generation to the next.
It took me a few months to learn how to disable clippy.
It was enough to make me consider making the PC/Mac jump to get away from it.
Genetics is indeed fun and practical samples are cool, like that yeast that makes spidersilk that someone made. Crazy stuff.
Another great one from the interwebz.
glad you enjoyed
And now we have a Dr. Hal Witzer.
great series. great video.
glad you like
Love this storyline.
Algorithm be pleased.
For the algorithm
just binged through the whole thing, great fun!
Clippy is not code. Clippy is a cosmic force.
lol
Hehe Dr Claymore, and Dr howitzer
XD did not notice that
Dead "Head up His", Professor "Clueless" are other notable examples, I'm pretty sure all of these names are jokes, it was pretty distracting tbh, but amusing lol
So much for "higher" learning. I learned the basics of cell structure in middle school and a fair deal more in high school. I graduated in 1973. I would think a society that existed on a galactic level would have this knowledge at a minimum, even if they didn't "fool around" with modifying it.
I can’t see I got blinded by science and I love it
Its always fun to read a missunderstanding story showing both participants perspectives.
To the end I was actually laughing out loud at the deans log has been.
Omg! I seriously enjoyed this story.
I would love more stories about professor Moore.
Just one teir five left
This is outstanding! Well written. Hilarious. I am loving it.
For the algorithm!
XD the college ones are the funiest!
For the algorithm
That poor cat though...
Goddammit Clippy!!
Do you need help?
This is hilarious. Need more.
Oh the puns, the puns.
Time flies like the wind fruit flies like bananas. 3:47 What's the bet that the sentient plant species who smells like bananas attracts fruit flies like humans attract mosquitoes and blackflies.
Also, grafting rarely alters the genetic structure of the plant. It does offer the genetic chemical production capacity of the combined plants, and may help activate given genes in either. However, if a cutting of either is taken and rooted or sprouted as its own plant will indeed remain unaltered from the original donor plant that the grafting was made from.
To please the algorithm
I get the feeling that all these problems the principal is dealing with stems from some kind of communication issue. Not sure if the professor has some kind of universal translator that takes physical ques into consideration or not, but clearly the problem for everything starts at a fundamental level. It’s all highly amusing.
I want to say thank you for making such amazing videos! Your voice puts me in a good mood and I like your content ALOT!!!
Thanks!
A pleasure , thank you for the dono
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For the hoard
I didn't think about clipy I first thought of mr dna from jurassic park
For the Autocorrect
indeed , autocarrot for the win
14:07 GREEEN REVOLUTION 2
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For the algorithm
For the Algorithm!
For the Algorithm
For the swarm
I love how he managed to convince them that barbaric human voodoo science was the cure to a plauge he accidentally started, without knowledge of said fact of course.
Unleashing human scientists upon the universe seems to be simular to opening the Pandora’s box.
late - but FTA!
Later!
For the Autocorrect
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA CLIPPY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
👍👍👍👍👍👍
i'm starting to wonder what qualifications the dean has for his job
The cat
Is Mobad The Worst another story or series?
108th, 30 December 2023
F.T.A
For the algorithm
So a space pirate face the professor an STD?!? 😮
Bruh that's one way to cripple a xeno species force down load a super clippy to there galactic web and communications let a super clippy run wild 😈😈😈😈😈
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm!
For the Algorithm
For the Autocorrect