Tesla Cybertruck Is Falling Apart | Moistcr1tikal Reacts
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- Tesla Cybertruck Is Falling Apart | Moistcr1tikal Reacts
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Me, after crashing my cybertruck into a rebar which impales me in the chest because my car kept accelerating: T-this guy is g-going to get us to mars one day.
Masterful gambit, Mr. Musk!
I remember seeing an image online of a guy's impaled on a rebar.
Still the best car I've ever owned!
@@papaswench8161Elon on a alt account
Success takes sacrifice. Human sacrifice
Cybertrucks look like something you would draw when you are 6 years old and have no idea what shit is supposed to look like
So unless I just got duped by serious misinfo, thats apparently ... the actual origin story of the Cybertruck design. One of Elon's kids drew some type of funky car (not quite what we see today in the truck, but y'know; a kid was free-wheeling it). And Elon basically liked it so much he instructed his engineers to base the design of his "truck of the future" to be just as daring as his kid's drawing.
So yeah.
Happy to be corrected though. Can't recall where I came across this info.
That's a background car the animators would draw for a Jetsons background.
I guess there was a second design that everyone liked, except Musk. They went with this one instead. It is butt ugly.
@@akinyiomer4589Did the kid engineer it too lol
@@akinyiomer4589 The most Elon Musk thing he could ever do
This is street legal, yet I can't own a small practical Kei truck
maybe try moving to some country in Europe, at least over here regulations are law, not suggestions
Don't tempt me like that @@arsena5209
Try living some where based
Yes the e.p.a. does more harm then good anymore
cafe standards are pretty crooked, just make the vehicle bigger and emissions are a lil bit easier. Small electric trucks would be legal in America
Built for the apocalypse - can't even handle a car wash ...
must be one of the worst designed cars you can currently buy.
A meme on four wheels.
At least there probably wouldn’t be any car washes in the apocalypse
@@bole3019 or ev chargers
I mean to be fair I don’t think a car wash is required to survive an apocalypse 😂
@@bole3019there would be RAIN wouldn’t there?
Definitely the worst car you can buy for $100k+
This "big bad truck" is so easily defeated by a moderate amount of water....
I can see kids being troublesome enough to kill Tesla's for fun.
I was so sad no one mentioned the fact cybertrucks can rust with water that the handbook says “don’t leave it outside” unless you pay extra for a coating 😭
@@Jordan64852 i mean its not hard to put lacquer on it
@@johnathancampbell1056 cope
Weather, that daily occurrence, can defeat the truck made by the genius "I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." 😂
The cybertruck: You know that feeling when you’re using a printer at work and think to yourself wow I wish I could have this as a car
😅😂😅😂❤
Soap does penetrate further - that's kind of the point of soap. Soap destroys the surface tension of the water so it will actually find its way into smaller gaps.
I'm curious if it also causes the water to become more conductive, like how adding salt would. But your exactly right
@@homerodysseus4203 Soap is technically a salt so I presume it would. More charge carriers into the water so it would improve conductivity.
Doesn't intuitively seem like the reason for the bricking though. I doubt car wash mode makes the car more "taut" and shrinks those existing gaps.
Car wash mode probably just folds up the mirrors so it can fit.
9:38
"Apparently it's street legal"
Only in the US where the regulations are just suggestions
Over in Europe the cybertruck is outright illegal for many reasons
Not only is the poor crash cushioning dangerous to the driver, but the sharp panels are dangerous to pedestrians
Actually I have never thought about that before…. There have been several close calls where I was “struck” by a vehicle but it was only going 5-10mph so I was able to jump on the hood of the vehicle and safely push myself off without actually getting “hit.” The fenders aren’t rounded I could hit it at the wrong angle while sliding over the hood and skin myself
@@_audacity2722yeah, most cars are actively designed so that pedestrians go over not under, and so that there are no sharp edges or protrusions that could cause lacerations. That's why things like protruding badges either don't exist any more, or are spring-loaded so they retract if someone falls on them. There is SO MUCH design to make cars safer for the occupants, other cars and pedestrians, but Musk was just like "I don't care about any of that". Safety is just pure waste, don't you know.
And that's another reason why the Cybertruck is Tesla's downfall - it will never be able to be rolled out in most of the biggest potential markets, because it's a coffin on wheels, so it will only ever be an incredibly limited niche product.
The driver IS the crumple zone. LOL
@@PartanBree He obviously did his own research.
Like that one guy last year did for his submarine.
yeah it’s crazy that we can’t have pop up lights because those are “dangerous” but this is fine??
"I KNOW MORE ABOUT ENGINEERING THAN ANYONE ON EARTH"
Elon you’re full of it
He is something else
Him and trump can share a cell.
@@peterharris38 yep
- person with no engineering background AKA Elon Bust😂
Why aren't the pedals screwed on? I've grown up in a household where my dad used to restore cars as a hobby and I've never seen a manufacturer dumb enough to glue the pedals on (and we've rebuilt old Alfa's from the 70's and 80's at one point)...
Here's a even better question... Why is the pedal like a damn massive square? Why not make it small so it doesn't get stuck with everything
It's glued on because Musk decided that he and his company could do things better than the rest of the automotive industry.
He and his company in fact could not do things better and basically had to relearn a bunch of things everyone else already figured out.
@@barrag3463 sounds EXACTLY like the CEO of the company that made the submersible that was sent to the Titanic wreck with people in it
For the same reason why Tesla insists on making even their fucking drive mode be controlled via touchpad instead of the more ergonomic, reliable, and safer way of, oh I don't know, using a damn stick shifter. Musk is a dumbass who surrounds himself with people who, for one reason or another, won't say no to even his most moronic ideas.
Cost saving. I work in adhesives and car manufacturers have been chasing cost cuts hard for the last few years which leads to adhesive manufactures looking to cut costs by changing the recipes.
The ordinary adhesives in your store right now are significantly weaker than they were a few years ago as a direct result of this cost cutting.
Have they tried sticking their tesla in rice?
I was at the beach once and used sand to dry my iPhone that fell in the sea. Learned the hard way that if you use sand the particles are small enough to get inside and destroy your phone. So… I don’t know about the cyber truck but I highly doubt that it can survive being submerged in rice
😅😂😅😂❤
Ah, the Cybertruck. The offroad vehicle that shouldn't be cleaned during daytime, shouldn't be driven during rain, has bulletproof glass that smashes under a slow red ball, and is bulletproof so long as the fire isn't sustained for longer than 30 seconds. What an all purpose doomsday vehicle.
Musk is the Zach Snyder of the business world.
I've never seen a more accurate comment
Yeah. Self landing rockets, Neuralink and being a billionaire. Exactly like Zach Snyder. 😂
I'm not a Snyder fan, but that still feels unfair to him. Michael Bay, maybe?
At least Zack Snyder knows how to make his creations look good 😂
@@AustinC-ul3vq
Hey buddy, I know you're attempting to defend Zach Snyder and Musk and thus analogies or anything deeper than a surface level understand of things isn't your strong suit. So let me break this down for you. . .
Both have Cult like followings that defend their every creation regardless of the overall quality, blatantly shallowness and lack of insight/knowledge in there given field.
Both release products that they blatant lie about and sell on the idea that the next version that you will also pay for might actually be good.
I could go on but I think those are the two main parallels. Hope this helps. ❤❤❤❤
According to Musk, it should be able to "go through rivers, lakes, and even seas that aren't too choppy.” Apparently you have to put into Wade Mode after putting it into Offroad Mode first... lmao
To be fair to the truck itself lots of vehicles have to be prepared before you go through deep water; the issue is more one of Musk talking a huge load of crap and loads of gullible people just believing him on it, only to find out now that he was indeed talking a load of crap.
Don't forget to turn on the Anti Hydration mode + Super Heater mode to dry it off (and make sure you're not in the car during Super Heater mode or you'll get melted)
Read the manual
@@madmod why
@@paycuz So you can know how badly you've been scammed
When you are driving a meme. The lolcow of trucks.
Can you name the truck with 4wheel drive.. smells like a steak and seats 35??
I genuinely thought it WAS a meme and was never allowed to be on the fucking road but what was I expecting from America and a billionaire with an obsession with the letter X
@@garystinten9339huh?
@@destroyerofturtles5024 it's a Simpsons reference.. go look up the canyonero song.
@@arsena5209Man in the 90 early 2000s everything was X. X this X that was so sick of that crap... XTREMELY TUBULAR BRO!!!
I'm sure I read the cybertruck is only street legal because it falls in some kind of commercial vehicle loophole under US law. It's not street legal in other parts of the world, e.g. the EU or the UK
Yeah, I looked it up and apparently you'd have to apply for what seems to be a semi truck license to even have them think about letting you drive this death machine over there.
Musk should just stick with his daddy's emerald mines.
why wouldnt it be street legal ? is it not just a truck that runs off a battery ? please explain im confused
Safety norms in EU, every car here needs a conformity document and a new vehicle prototype needs to pass all sorts of tests, from emissions to safety and probably lots of other stuff too. @@ReReNoodle
@@mhtrifreedom8147 okay so it just doesn't meet safety standards for EU/UK?
It doesn't meet the safety standards of MOST countries. Pretty much only the US is it legal.
So 4000 recalled. That means only 1000 vehicles were made per month, while during Tesla's quarterly report, a statement was made that they are producing 1000 a week. The numbers do not add up.
Maybe they made more than were sold 🤷♂️
Because they (Tesla) didn't manage to make 1k units per week. Currently the actual owners of the Cybertruck is lower than 4000 and most owners are centered in highly urban cities like SF. The Cybertruck itself have not been approved for sale anywhere outside the US, not even in Canada.
@@caniborrowapencil5160 they "sold" over 2 million, the other 1996000 clients are still waiting
@@caniborrowapencil5160usually recalls include inventory too. I work in milk industry and as far as I’m aware, even the milk we haven’t sold yet gets “recalled” if there’s a recall for whatever reason.
It is very unsurprising that elon musk would inflate numbers. He lies more than my ex.
At this point Elon is racing to see which of his companies he can ruin first with his baffling business decisions.
he asked for a 50 billion dollar bonus for his work on Tesla, thats 5 times more than the total anual salary of all of his employees. Not very surprising concidering that a few years ago he sold some of his actions for 40 billion
@@alejoclosa7705All while simultaneously laying off 10% of Tesla employees
@@marcovargas6205 i think the money he saves anualy for not paying those salaries is a 1/50 of the bonus he asked for doing so😂😂
@@alejoclosa7705 Bruh just got a notification saying that Tesla laying off more people working in Texas
@@alejoclosa7705 Yeah, apart from an incompetent conman, he's an evil, greedy POS
Any time a video has a text-to-speech or ai generated voice over - all credibility goes out the window. Especially if the channel has anything to do with "Facts".
True. Trash content.
Ugh I tried telling my dad this. Found him watching a video talk about a historical figure, and it was being told with one of the AI voices. Showed him how to look for sources, and obviously the channel didnt have any. The name of the channel was called "Complete Facts" or something along those lines.
@@TheGuardianssorrow well now I just want to know what the AI tells your dad. 😂
paying for voice actors = credibility?
@@glareicebutts1423 paying for voice actors equals human brain equals fact checks.
How is it futuristic if it cant even handle a car wash??
In the future global warming will turn the earth into a blasted hellscape free of car washes
Checkmate
the future is stinky
make your cars for the future you want, not the future you will have
In the future, we don't wash our cars with water. We use cool lasers and UV lights.
@@thelegendaryfk7922 “car wash mode” now has little arms on the car that rub baby wipes on *some* parts of the cars surface!
The idea of being able to brick your car is fucking ridiculous lol.
A truck that could probably mulch an F150 on impact also dies in puddles. Created with all the wrong priorities. The tardigrade of vehicles
Putting the tard in tardigrade
some guy where I am painted his truck black and make it look like the batmobile
Wow what a great story
He's going to get sued for doing that, there's a contract that they have to sign when they buy or lease that cyber truck, stating that you cannot do anything like that to it or resell it or you will be sued.😂😉
@@Creamy-1988 not true, the contract is regarding reselling only. They reserve the right to cancel your order if they believe you’ll resell it or if you actually do resell it, they can sue. Modifications are completely fine as that usually decreases the value of a vehicle considering not many other people will actually want your modifications. Look up Tesla cybertruck contract and you can read their official contract
@@BigDaddyTony24 Wow what a great story
@@Creamy-1988w response
The irony of this video playing in the background while I drove and I see an absolutely filthy Tesla in front of me at the stoplight.
Oooops. The evs weren’t supposed to transition into Depopulation Mode until 2/3 of the people had bought them.
I saw one of these at my job a few days ago, and I genuinely thought it was not a real vehicle. Like I thought it was a prop for an upcoming fair lol
All that tough labor you hire in cobalt mines not doing it for you Mr. Musk :3
poor guy
Poor guy indeed, we should really cut him some slack :( @@dyzphoriia
Didn’t his dad have emerald mines, not cobalt?
@@SienisotaYes, but Elon himself uses cobalt mines that can only avoid being called slavery by technicality in order to supply Tesla with the cobalt needed for their batteries.
Terribly
Engineered,
Super-
Lackluster
Automobiles.
Keep telling yourself that
@@user-rm7kb3il6xAw did daddy musk get his feelings hurt?
@@flamingfoxx just say you've never driven or used a tesla if you're gonna be this ignorant about them.
@@user-rm7kb3il6x
You don't need to drive a Tesla yourself when others who do drive them point out the problems with them so that potential buyers can decide for themselves whether or not to buy one. Lots of people on the right attack Toyota Priuses (granted, for dumb reasons), but never drove one.
@@BLSoldier00 I bet anyone who says tesla's are garbage has not actually watched any reviews on the car, they've been watching articles about how they suck. Panel gaps, bad interior quality, etc. Panel gaps and bad interior quality are no longer an issue, and they're basically the standard for ev's now. The model y is the most sold car in the world, just ahead of the corolla. People buy cars that are good, especially when they're over $37k for the base price.
If you actually watch reviews on tesla's, every car is pretty much universally good. And they keep getting better and better. The model 3 performance is so good reviewers are saying it completely eliminates the need for a bmw m3 to exist because it's better at everything.
My first model x, I put the car into launch. Had my feet on the break and the accelerator. I pushed so hard on the accelerator, it literally broke. It was made of plastic.
These cyber trucks look like they got N64 graphics
The car wash mode actually has nothing to do with why the Tesla can’t handle car washes, most of what car wash mode does just protects water from getting inside your car, what’s causing the issues with car washes is water is able to pool inside of the trucks frame body and then it starts interfering with wiring. Nothing on car wash mode does anything to protect against this, and car wash mode does not protect your warranty from being voided if you still suffer damage in a car wash.
i was thinking it’s because the sensors get overwhelmed by the washers and everything touching the “car”
damn guess im stupid too... i thought it cause the wheels needed to be able to move
Imagine the one cyber truck he saw was actually the one in Drew Gooden’s video
Imagine someone living in a rural community, getting a cyber truck, and now has to drive 150 miles to get his tesla serviced
Saw a comment from a musk rat "it's not a problem as you can just hold down the brake which will actually charge the battery"
thermodynamics left the chat
Are they confusing the engine being able to charge the battery back up? In a petrol diesel vehicle? Do people know what they’re even buying-
I didn't know Tesla was taken away manual things like having a steering wheel that's actually connected to the front wheels through a physical mechanism and that kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies cuz my technology is always screwing up somehow and I don't want my car to do that too
Infiniti's are steer by wire too im pretty sure. And aircraft have been fly by wire for almost 40 years.
@@person.w9780 not a very good example with the aircrafts with how many terrible shit happens to them that could have easily been avoided
I saw a cyber truck yesterday here in Sacramento and it looked awful like it was rusting and made with junk metal. It stuck out like a sore thumb.
I've seen cases where they don't actually put a finish over the steel, which would prevent rusting
Called it. We were just HaTeRs though
These are just glorified Power Wheels that weren't even safety tested. 😂
“rain mode” you mean wind shield wipers 😂
Cant even get out of snow 😂 let alone have a good crash zone smh
Apocalypse ready but can't handle a car wash this company is something else...
Back in the day Teslas had a very high build quality. You'd never expect there to be an issue with the glue used on your accelerator pedal.
The thing looks like a PS2 model that is so far away that it won't load in and we're supposed to be surprised that it can't actually function as a car
The Rechargeable Shoes don’t look so stupid anymore lol
In a carwash the high pressure of the water will press in the gaps. It’s absolutely insane. Not just the under.
The guy who found out about this recall hit a pole, his cybertruck has to keep the damage on the front end due to such a small supply of them and purchase orders not being fulfilled yet
Teslas solution is to screw the pedal cover to the pedal lol
not only do you have to turn on car wash mode but apparently if you go through a non touchless car wash and it bricks your warranty doesn't cover that either.
They're pretty frequent in Austin. The lol so much bigger and blocky than you imagine.
nooo it can’t be just the soap. i work in electrical and wanna say any you can’t get anything electric like that wet at all while on. like it can get wet, dry out good and still work.
Well props to them to do full recall rather than doing shady shit other companys were doing
That’s crazy that you’ve only seen 1 in Tampa. I’ve seen 2 here in Hayden, Idaho
Other cars get so grossed out, driving the CT down the street activates the crumple zones of all the vehicles around it.
I saw a lime green cybertruck with matching trucknuts on the road. It was kinda great
I’m convinced the explanation of “an unapproved change in the assembly “ is just an excuse. It’s just poorly designed. The cover doesn’t even have glue holding it onto the pedal. It seems to be just clipped on.
Like a kick starter school project
The Cyberjunk
What I love about this truck that’s not able to be a truck was the fix for the ‘soap’ problem. A rivet. Yes, the most advanced vehicle (allegedly) on the planet is saved by technology that goes back to the Bronze Age.
There is a cyber truck that I've seen driving around in my area. And you are right, they look like doodoo. I didn't like it to begin with but when you see it in person it's even worse.
Facts the cyber truck looks like a lunch box
My guess is you either have to have a garage or really good insurance
Wait... Car wash mode locks the charge port... Shouldn't that just be locked all the time anyway while the car is in drive?
Ive seen one up close..it looks different 😂
I think the "bricking" would be due to say the charge port door opening and soapy water getting in. Maybe the soap got stuck, left a residue and created a hazard in case the vehicle was charged?
So if you drive it over a puddle it's gonna get bricked 😂
Well, it even *looks* like it was built in someone’s driveway from junkyard scraps, so…
the future where everything was destroyed with nuclear weapons so you have to make your shit from scraps
i honestly dont think its the water jets underneath. because why else would it lock the charging port, turn off the cameras, and lock the windows? its gotta be the exterior😂
Another theory on the car wash bricking thing:
Rainwater as opposed to normal water used in the car wash is distilled, it contains no minerals. When normal tapwater gets into circiuts, said minerals can cause the circuits to short, bricking the cybertruck. Perhaps that may be another reason why rainwater doesn't cause any problems in EV's
So make sure you do not go though a puddle either. It is not even a truck either.
Go back to manual transmission vehicles. Cheaper, stronger, smoother, and they make you a better driver.
The people that bought this definitely own those red cartoon boots also.
Toyota Corollas and Camrys had a drive by wire issue where it would short the potentiometer and set it self to full throttle , 2004+
It could be the soap thing too. I'm not sure but soap could be more electrically conductive than rain water. Who knows, I wish that death machine would go away.
soap defeats surface tension, which causes water to seep into cracks faster
‘bullet-proof’ but sensitive to baths. now that’s priorities.
I think car wash mode is more about convenience and not just for survival of a drive thru car wash. Source: a guy that drives a Tesla through an automatic car wash a few times a month
There's quite a few cybertrucks just over the skyway. Not common but also not rare to see, I'm surprised you haven't seen more in Tampa.
but in the storm there still gonna be water splaching from under tho....
Not sure, but assume it may have something to do with letting the cyberturd freewheel through.
They are fugly enough to cause crashes. I've seen two in the wild. I wasn't trying to be unsafe but you crane your neck and are like... "that is a 100k car..."
There's a pretty rich guy who lives in my area who has one of these trucks. I don't know how it would look in a more dense, suburban area, but on the long stretches of roads where I live, it looks pretty fuckin sick. I'd definitely want one if I could afford it.
You'd want a vehicle that has been recalled? Why?
When I first heard about the car wash I heard brick my mind went to someone chucking a brick at a cybertruck
How could the car that can withstand arrow attacks from Joe Rogan ever fail?!?!?!
Good grief, and these cars are supposed to survive an apocalypse. Assuming that there'll still be working charging stations if an apocalypse takes out the power grid🤨
The water is a problem with all electric cars. During hurricanes folks are told to get their electric cars out of garages for fear of the salt water from storm surge shorting out the battery and causing melt downs that are almost impossible to stop even when first responders aren't buried in work. At least you might save your garage.
The problem with the car wash is not the water its the wraps
The only time have an electric pedal is a benefit
Homer, design me a car...
Who said it survives a rain storm?!😂😂😂
Remember Elmo said it could “function as a boat”…. So like if the “under” is the issue have fun fording lmoa.
Wasn't the truck supposed to be semi-aquatic at one point?
It's like a gremlin.. don't get it wet
I have seen some wrapped in a gloss/matte black and it looks 1,000 times better that way.
i just saw one on the road yesterday
It turns out water is getting trapped inside of pockets and crevices in the frame and shorting stuff out
Smallest recall in history.
Let's hope it doesn't rain in the apocalypse and that the electricity works…..
Who didn’t see that coming? lol
Don’t let unqualified Nepo Babies design cars.
It is fixed by a simple rivet.
Its interesting also that marquez brownlee has been all over the cybercrap like a proper fanboi.
and even after all that has happened Brownlee keeps glossing over any and all reported issues and singing it's praise.
result, me unsubscribing from his channel, if he can't tell me the good and the BAD about something why should I bother listening to him.
Tesla is so innovative they're creating problems no one's even seen before and unsolving solved problems.