TEARING APART my Tesla Cybertruck made my mechanic want to RETIRE!!! And we found something BROKEN?

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  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  11 днів тому +210

    Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video & for the free product! Head to keeps.com/hooviesgarage to get a special offer. Individual results may vary.

    • @Av-vd3wk
      @Av-vd3wk 11 днів тому +11

      6:31 Hoovie, look up there’s backup ‘gear’ selection ‘buttons’ on the ceiling above the screen just above the mirror. You’ll see the emergency flasher. Just tap the plastic below it and the buttons will light up.

    • @anthonyjarvis9472
      @anthonyjarvis9472 11 днів тому +1

      what a hideous pile of poo! i cant believe that this is the future, i was expecting so much more than a clown like Musk making a lego car that breaks before youve even driven it!

    • @bounderchris
      @bounderchris 11 днів тому +5

      @@Av-vd3wkbro I literally just came here to say the same thing and we are the only replies 😂😂… I just saw it on a short with some guy bashing the side with a guitar haha

    • @ModelA
      @ModelA 11 днів тому +3

      Now, if you had Wizard use Keeps and he grew a full head of hair, you would be able to pay off your Cybertruck with all your commission checks.

    • @byronherndon533
      @byronherndon533 11 днів тому +4

      wonderful truck Hoovie but I don’t think I want to get something like that lol I’ll probably was stick with my gas vehicles in the future

  • @Ollie2846
    @Ollie2846 11 днів тому +6595

    I'm only watching this because I dislike the Cyber truck.

    • @PasleyAviationPhotography
      @PasleyAviationPhotography 11 днів тому +255

      We are kindred spirits

    • @MrZeToZe
      @MrZeToZe 11 днів тому +218

      I’m only watching it because I like the cibertruck.

    • @Larry-ix8ex
      @Larry-ix8ex 11 днів тому +41

      Me too 😅

    • @ruststar
      @ruststar 11 днів тому +162

      Watching this channel for objective information is like watching the view for education

    • @WildWildWeasel
      @WildWildWeasel 11 днів тому +35

      I actually do like the truck but I'd never ever buy one new
      Or even buy one at all lol, I just love the PS1 graphics-like design xD
      The lil hot wheels cars look pretty awesome though

  • @southernbreeze3278
    @southernbreeze3278 11 днів тому +4645

    "15, 20 years from now it's going to need repairs" looks like it needs repairs now

    • @wolfgangpreier9160
      @wolfgangpreier9160 11 днів тому +14

      Only on your wishlist.

    • @iNick90
      @iNick90 11 днів тому +118

      "American made" yet we like to call out China every time we get. 😅

    • @tylerbaldwin1633
      @tylerbaldwin1633 11 днів тому

      teslas are in the scrap yard before they are 10 years old so it wont matter.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 11 днів тому

      Based on all the problems people have had with this heap of junk: 15, 20 hours from now it's going to need repairs.

    • @jameskohler7724
      @jameskohler7724 11 днів тому +167

      Windshield washing is complex. With Tesla master of that I am sure everything else is great. Plus they mastered 25 year old GM plastic on day 1. Clearly ahead of the curve

  • @georgekane1985
    @georgekane1985 4 дні тому +183

    The cyber truck is for people who don’t have enough issues/problems in their lives, And want some more.

    • @ianjacobi767
      @ianjacobi767 3 дні тому +4

      Just buy a 5 year old Land Rover…

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 2 дні тому +1

      👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @xaphan8581
      @xaphan8581 22 години тому

      It is a brand new model car so I mean yea. It’s not like every other manufacturer hasn’t had worse problems. I mean ford and doge both had cars that killed people

    • @chriswf
      @chriswf 22 години тому

      @@ianjacobi767 I'd say yeah, but my sons Mustang had problems 5k miles in.

    • @vincegpking1
      @vincegpking1 9 годин тому

      Just because you're afraid of change doesn't mean everyone is.

  • @mtheory85
    @mtheory85 4 дні тому +137

    Don't be terrified of the future, and don't retire.
    Because Cybertruck is just a gimmick that will fade away quickly, soon to be forgotten.

    • @MustPassTruck
      @MustPassTruck 2 дні тому +4

      Like the DeLorean?

    • @Erutan409
      @Erutan409 2 дні тому +5

      ​@@MustPassTruck Do you see them all over the road today?

    • @BC08
      @BC08 2 дні тому +1

      @@Erutan409 The DeLorean legacy is immortal in spite of the horrid Peugeot engine.

    • @Ricky-mo6mv
      @Ricky-mo6mv 2 дні тому +1

      Yeah, it was mainly produced just for show. Though I don’t know why anyone would give 2 shyts.

    • @bradkubota6968
      @bradkubota6968 2 дні тому +3

      I think it will be remembered, like the Edsel Ford was.

  • @f1explained542
    @f1explained542 11 днів тому +2872

    Love Tesla's QC when a 6 figure vehicle can leave the factory with a non-functional wiper and a point of water ingress. What a piece of crap.

    • @pablopicaro7649
      @pablopicaro7649 11 днів тому +120

      Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should

    • @ZeroStatic
      @ZeroStatic 11 днів тому +39

      Early production models 😮

    • @jbaps53
      @jbaps53 11 днів тому +161

      Not to mention one of bolts wasn’t even properly fitted

    • @STho205
      @STho205 11 днів тому +107

      Not to mention when the 12V battery dies you have to bust out an impact or socket set to remove the Frunk box...where you can also break the plastic housings by looking at the crossways
      The Model S was about as bad as you had to dismantle the front bumper to access the battery.

    • @TheScottishKayaker
      @TheScottishKayaker 11 днів тому +51

      Worst QC than my 07 Subaru

  • @fsctrucking
    @fsctrucking 8 днів тому +647

    Don't text and drive. But please use the gigantic touch screen laptop bolted to the dash. 25% of battery to go 30 miles. "The future" must not be very far away.

    • @meredithheath5272
      @meredithheath5272 7 днів тому +20

      Exactly. You make a very fine point!

    • @elkycruiser79
      @elkycruiser79 7 днів тому +7

      BuT iT cAn DrIvE iTsElf!?!?!!?

    • @kudajingkrak4919
      @kudajingkrak4919 7 днів тому +6

      Yea... could be useless apps running in the background dranied the battery. i wonder if it has something like battery saver mode?!

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 6 днів тому

      Built for the 15 minute cities our overlords plan to stick us in

    • @donscott6431
      @donscott6431 5 днів тому +4

      Good one. I’ve got an electric scooter that has 80 miles of range on a single charge

  • @markh4473
    @markh4473 4 дні тому +60

    What I’m waiting for is a review of the cyber truck being used as an actual work truck.

    • @stephenmoutafis5587
      @stephenmoutafis5587 23 години тому +1

      Buy a diesel truck to work

    • @jjjxoxoxo
      @jjjxoxoxo 11 годин тому +1

      It wasn't made to be a work truck.

    • @brandonburns5365
      @brandonburns5365 9 годин тому +1

      ​@@jjjxoxoxowhat was it made for?

    • @kneesnap1041
      @kneesnap1041 5 годин тому

      ​@@brandonburns5365to look cool basically

  • @lexlayabout5757
    @lexlayabout5757 2 дні тому +61

    It goes straight into the gallery of _"The Worst Cars Ever Made"._

    • @websitemartian
      @websitemartian День тому +2

      how could you possibly think that? tesla derangement .... pathetic

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 День тому +2

      It makes the Yugo look like a Rolls Royce

    • @justinromang9113
      @justinromang9113 21 годину тому +1

      @@ravenouself4181 yugoslavia is no more

    • @chriseudy9619
      @chriseudy9619 17 годин тому

      Future toaster

    • @justinromang9113
      @justinromang9113 12 годин тому

      ​@@chriseudy9619 choPSop and Aouction ComponentZ

  • @Jushwa
    @Jushwa 10 днів тому +1821

    16:28 Dude, this is a BRAND new truck and those plastic tabs broke like they've been through 3000 heat cycles 😆

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +124

      Probably sitting out in the sun in china for a month in inventory just waiting

    • @Jushwa
      @Jushwa 10 днів тому +70

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss considering how long these things took to build, wouldn't doubt that 😆

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 10 днів тому +105

      Tesla makes things as cheap as possible

    • @somedude9316
      @somedude9316 10 днів тому +109

      welcome to Tesla build quality. Where their original roadsters used to catch on fire, then they fixed it, then 6 years later they built a new one that has the old feature that everyone missed, catching on fire, repeatedly, etc.

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 10 днів тому

      wow that is some of thelowest quality plastic I have ever seen! I mean... I don't remember any new product with plastic that brittle, not even as packaging. I think if you stored a regular PE plastic beverage bottle, it would not be that brittle in 50 years. neverminf oldschool ppastic types from the 60s and before that are still good, even today's cheapest plastic is so much better than that cybercar stuff! 🤣

  • @wondersteven
    @wondersteven 6 днів тому +392

    Owner first look mindset: Oooh, look at this neat display that controls everything!!
    Mechanic first look mindset: What do you do when it breaks??

    • @Tconlon251_2
      @Tconlon251_2 5 днів тому +11

      Car Wizard: “Make lots of money.”

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 5 днів тому

      Fix it, clearly

    • @positrack99
      @positrack99 5 днів тому

      ​@@Tconlon251_2Tesla owner... loses lots of money. Ever see a 100k brick? Please if you like this truck go buy one or STFU.

    • @DFWsCars
      @DFWsCars 5 днів тому +3

      The gearshift is on the top for if that happens, all other functions can be done by voice till you get it replaced.

    • @oldrango883
      @oldrango883 5 днів тому +25

      Single point of failure, FOR EVERYTHING

  • @imrankhoja3870
    @imrankhoja3870 2 дні тому +11

    “ I’m feeling less stupid… still pretty stupid” lmao 😂🤣 your delivery is comedy gold

  • @phillcc8524
    @phillcc8524 4 дні тому +77

    my engineer friend said to me "that thing is everything engineering says is wrong !" lol

    • @troelsvestergaard6644
      @troelsvestergaard6644 2 дні тому +9

      He should tell that to the engineers at Tesla. Sure he can teach the top 1% a thing or two.

    • @herrerkan
      @herrerkan 2 дні тому +8

      ​@@troelsvestergaard6644 haha the top 1% from the bottom you mean? 😂

    • @KB0parsi
      @KB0parsi День тому +1

      It's stupid engineering at work.

    • @jamesjross
      @jamesjross День тому

      @@troelsvestergaard6644 f-cov. They haven't got the guts to tell their idiot leader "NO". He's running the company into the ground with his ego.

  • @Schnuh330
    @Schnuh330 5 днів тому +140

    I've seen quite a few videos of people who just bought a cybertruck and then discovered some strange quirk or serious issue invariably they have all said "I just spent 100 grand on this" in disbelief

    • @svnbit8408
      @svnbit8408 4 дні тому +5

      Who has spent 100 grand on a delorian doorstop

    • @cmdrfunk
      @cmdrfunk 3 дні тому +5

      It's weird that if you care about $100k that you'd spend 100k on a vehicle

    • @TheStevenWhiting
      @TheStevenWhiting 3 дні тому +4

      And that stuff doesn't fit in the back despite it being classed as a "truck".

    • @NunamedDragon
      @NunamedDragon 2 дні тому +1

      Reason why you don't buy shit on day 1, you pay the new tech tax to beta test it.

    • @malcolmjelani3588
      @malcolmjelani3588 День тому +3

      Elon is laughing all the way to the bank. Horrible engineer and scientist, and an amazing businessman.

  • @ildarkinildarkin
    @ildarkinildarkin 6 днів тому +142

    Cybertruck is so clever that it understands that you want to take it apart and takes apart itself for you...

  • @robertblaney5033
    @robertblaney5033 3 дні тому +33

    The Delorean & Pontiac Aztec had a baby.

    • @rodeliot
      @rodeliot 8 годин тому

      A lot of today's SUVs look like rounded off Aztecs

  • @palindromic7873
    @palindromic7873 4 дні тому +67

    Kids love cybertrucks because they were designed by one.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому +4

      This one literally was. I believe one of Elons kids sketched it out once.

    • @florenbaron7111
      @florenbaron7111 8 годин тому +1

      Elon is definitely not a kid. He is a genius and actually fights for free speech, etc.

  • @Superabound2
    @Superabound2 8 днів тому +896

    They spent more time programming silly little Easter Eggs into the car than they did mechanically designing it

    • @DIANOMICS
      @DIANOMICS 7 днів тому +29

      Appearance is more important then functionality. I'll stick with my 00 taco. Just turn key and go. Reliable for the last 24 years.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 7 днів тому +44

      Elon Musk is a child who care more about the cars ability to say fart noises than making a fully functional truck without leaks!

    • @meredithheath5272
      @meredithheath5272 7 днів тому +8

      ​@@gorillaguerillaDKApparently. Agree - an expensive piece of garbage.

    • @beest_
      @beest_ 7 днів тому +8

      I'd say they skipped on functional safety and durability testing.
      Anyone with a common sense would've identified any and all these issues should they have done an hour of quality testing

    • @khaitomretro
      @khaitomretro 7 днів тому +7

      Gotta distract them from all the serious faults.

  • @Twobarpsi
    @Twobarpsi 5 днів тому +316

    Engineers: How ugly should we make it?
    Elon: *Yes*

    • @RexApplegate
      @RexApplegate 4 дні тому +8

      Even setting aside the exterior that looks like a 4 year old designed it, it's a 2 pedal vehicle with the interior feel of an office cubicle.
      They drive well but I couldn't be paid to have a tesla. I find them quite disgusting.

    • @epites-kq7mm
      @epites-kq7mm 4 дні тому +8

      As expected haters gonna hate. Elon is the smartest person and you just continue hating.

    • @rajabouzeid8801
      @rajabouzeid8801 4 дні тому

      ​@@epites-kq7mmWhich is why he is driving 2 companies towards bankruptcy simultaneously (Twitter/X and Tesla). Very smart dude indeed😂 I see now he's trying to lick Xi Jinping's boots, looks like he's done licking Pooptin's boots.

    • @Traitorman.14.3
      @Traitorman.14.3 4 дні тому

      It was all about making it appeal to American under educated dudes with a desperate need to have their man card renewed.
      Had they thought about the operating radius before next charge, they would realize that the “smart thing” Elon Musk did was convince fan boys that it was more than a paper weight.

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK 3 дні тому +1

      I love that it reminds me of old video games.

  • @lexlayabout5757
    @lexlayabout5757 2 дні тому +13

    This should have been subtitled " _I spent $100,000 so you won't have to_ ".

  • @robertrishel3685
    @robertrishel3685 4 дні тому +17

    That abomination is most certainly NOT “the future”! Just ridiculous.

  • @DelticEngine
    @DelticEngine 11 днів тому +637

    That fart sound on the turn signal is to remind the driver they are driving a steaming pile of crap.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 днів тому +14

      yes indeed, INSIDE JOKE.

    • @grandwizard9088
      @grandwizard9088 10 днів тому +6

      😂😂

    • @lrich8181
      @lrich8181 10 днів тому +16

      The joke's on whoever buys one of these fart cannons!

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 9 днів тому

      @@grandwizard9088 you one of us grand wizard?

    • @chrissmith2114
      @chrissmith2114 8 днів тому

      It is actually a Cyber-Urinal....

  • @Case_
    @Case_ 5 днів тому +132

    I've said it before and I'll say it again - car controls limited to buttons and touchscreens is just horrible. There's a reason why car controls have mostly stayed the same throughout history, and it's not because the manufacturers were afraid to innovate. Car controls should be as tactile and as easy to locate and use as possible without taking your eyes off the road.
    And speaking of just horrible - so is not having an instrument cluster in front of you but oddly to the side for no good reason at all, for that matter.

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 4 дні тому +9

      I agree. I love my S but hate the Kindle. Sometimes I want to tweak the heat but I'm only a mile or so away from home so I leave it as is. There's a damned good reason that airplanes have individual controls and switches for every single function.

    • @charliequach6399
      @charliequach6399 3 дні тому +1

      You can actually use voice to control most of normal day to day functions. It's brilliant once you try it.

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 3 дні тому +6

      @@charliequach6399 I have it and hate it. I have to push a button and then wait a second for the system to respond. If I talk to quickly, it doesn't get it. In my old farm truck, I can raise or lower the temp by reaching for the knob and get instant feedback. If I tell my Tesla to raise the temp 5 degrees and it's too much or too little, I have to repeat the command over. There's a reason why airplanes have a switch and control for every function.

    • @555atU
      @555atU 3 дні тому +8

      I heard some countries in Europe are thinking of banning touch screens because of the danger in an accident. So they have a point...who wants an iPad flung at their head?

    • @Case_
      @Case_ 3 дні тому +5

      ​@@charliequach6399 I don't even trust voice commands enough with my PC or my phone, much less a car. I've yet to see a voice interface that works reliably, especially if you add background noise, and that isn't generally awkward to use. It's yet another semi-futuristic trend that tends to work much better in TV shows and movies than in real life.
      Also, do you use voice commands for say lights or indicators?

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому +8

    Wizard when Hoovie brings the truck in: “Damnit Hoovie! I’m a mechanic, not a rocket scientist!”

  • @d.aardent9382
    @d.aardent9382 3 дні тому +11

    Lol what a cool option, the "auto-yearn", it shows you a camera photo of the vehicle you wished youd bought instead.

  • @xxadrian_mxx7871
    @xxadrian_mxx7871 11 днів тому +1341

    Hoovie is singlehandedly bring down cyber truck prices 😂

    • @PigglyWigglyDeluxe
      @PigglyWigglyDeluxe 11 днів тому +103

      Please. They are doing that on their own. Anyone with eyes can see how objectively awful this paperweight is.

    • @sburns2421
      @sburns2421 11 днів тому +50

      @@PigglyWigglyDeluxe In hindsight I think Tesla should have only made 500 of them, had flamethrowers and other useless features, and charged $1m each.

    • @markchip1
      @markchip1 11 днів тому +25

      He's certainly not alone in showing the Cyberdump's appalling qualities!!

    • @markchip1
      @markchip1 11 днів тому +11

      The Cyberdump shows that anything can self-humilate even better than the UA-cam King of Making a Total Fool of Yourself!!!

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 11 днів тому +17

      @@sburns2421 I agree, this should have been a rare novelty vehicle made for fun and collectors. It's not anywhere near practical enough to be an everyday driver. If they only made a few hundred of them it would be a cool oddity instead its going to bankrupt Tesla.

  • @MrKarlheinzspock
    @MrKarlheinzspock 6 днів тому +93

    Oh yes. A cyber truck video with an anti hair loss advertisement embedded. Now all I need is a cool sip of Brawndo.

    • @infidelcastro5129
      @infidelcastro5129 5 днів тому +7

      😂
      Me: (Knocks on neighbour’s door).
      Neighbour (watching cyber truck ad on tv) “BATIN’. GO AWAY!”

    • @jsmith1174
      @jsmith1174 5 днів тому +2

      ​@infidelcastro5129 where's your tattoo?

    • @tech5298
      @tech5298 4 дні тому +1

      Ah, those electrolytes!

    • @1doug62
      @1doug62 4 дні тому +1

      They seem to know there target audience very well! Lol

    • @kryptoart87
      @kryptoart87 4 дні тому

      When will we get a well made electric truck?
      "Soon baby soon"

  • @jakereal3604
    @jakereal3604 4 дні тому +14

    I think what’s happening with the washer fluid leaking inside the frunk area is that the hose that supposed to supply washer fluid to the arm is either split or not seated properly so when. You’re activating the washer fluid most of the spray is going inside and under the cowl and only a little bit is spraying out onto the windshield. I’m surprised Wizard didn’t look for a loose hose while you sprayed

    • @gabrielrousseau_NM
      @gabrielrousseau_NM 2 дні тому

      I rented a model 3 and the washer didn’t spray out. I opened the hood and found the washer fluid came out under the hood because the washer hoses were oddly disconnected. Just had to push the hose back on and they worked fine after that. Tight fit as well so someone removed them or a millennial didn’t want to do there job at the factory.

    • @Daniel-vs7qm
      @Daniel-vs7qm 2 дні тому

      The issue of the leak wasn't when it was spraying . It was the run off from the windshield that was wetting the inside

    • @jakereal3604
      @jakereal3604 2 дні тому +4

      That’s what he SAID it was. I’m not buying that. Why the low pressure/output at the wiper then?

    • @danielchisholm4625
      @danielchisholm4625 11 годин тому +1

      @@jakereal3604exactly there was def a split or faulty hose clamp.

  • @ddawson8069
    @ddawson8069 4 дні тому +7

    Make sure youse purchase 3 techno trucks! That way one can still drive when the other two are in the shop!

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 2 дні тому +1

      Your generous. I imagine when 2 go down, it's likely the third will soon follow.......in breaking down.

  • @riadbenkabba8441
    @riadbenkabba8441 11 днів тому +700

    ''I see a Blindspot in the future too'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ewengillies9826
      @ewengillies9826 11 днів тому +7

      The best quote of them all. Bushyboy Oz

  • @paulie-Gualtieri.
    @paulie-Gualtieri. 11 днів тому +1788

    Hasn't the car wizard suffered enough ? And now you dropped this on him

    • @ruststar
      @ruststar 11 днів тому +11

      The wizard likes EVs

    • @paulie-Gualtieri.
      @paulie-Gualtieri. 11 днів тому +38

      @@ruststar
      The Wizard likes Vasaline on toast

    • @waynemangan7200
      @waynemangan7200 11 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @TYSuggested
      @TYSuggested 11 днів тому +57

      I love how he bought a brand new car and it's still a hooptie

    • @pablopicaro7649
      @pablopicaro7649 11 днів тому +20

      Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should

  • @stfu7203
    @stfu7203 4 дні тому +51

    That "Leak" is just a free interior carwash feature. Thoughtfully implemented by Elon himself.

    • @SaintMichaelOfficial
      @SaintMichaelOfficial 2 дні тому +2

      "At this point, I probably....I probably know more about manufacturing than anyone else on the planet" - some South African scammer

    • @websitemartian
      @websitemartian День тому

      @@SaintMichaelOfficialyou guys both reside in opposite world... why is the opposite of what elon haters say always true ?

    • @SaintMichaelOfficial
      @SaintMichaelOfficial День тому +2

      @@websitemartian The man literally said that at a presentation, are you kidding me lmao

  • @jasonleon1976
    @jasonleon1976 3 дні тому +13

    The build quality on these teslas😂👌

  • @austinpowers6260
    @austinpowers6260 10 днів тому +154

    Glad to see Teslas build quality is still top notch

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +6

      The batteries cant be that much better thats the scary part. Those steerint components ive seen better those look like a skave in china without the right tools folded it together

    • @plmn93
      @plmn93 10 днів тому +9

      Really makes you have faith in their steer-by-wire, doesn't it?

    • @MichielvanderMeulen
      @MichielvanderMeulen 10 днів тому +13

      top botch

    • @stevendixon5467
      @stevendixon5467 9 днів тому +2

      Lol😅 they recalled all of them

    • @TheDgill
      @TheDgill 9 днів тому

      100K piece of crap .

  • @PureNathan96
    @PureNathan96 11 днів тому +1513

    Haven't seen wizard abuse like this since Dumbledore died

    • @mablizza
      @mablizza 11 днів тому

      How was Dumbledore's death wizard abuse?

    • @user-nl7xr9no8q
      @user-nl7xr9no8q 11 днів тому +68

      @@mablizza wow. That joke was in a plane and you were in the titan submarine, that’s how far that joke went over your head

    • @FullPullTv
      @FullPullTv 11 днів тому +11

      @@mablizzahe was literally falsely accused, removed, and ultimately murdered 😂

    • @JoeDawson.
      @JoeDawson. 11 днів тому +7

      @@user-nl7xr9no8qdang you saying the homie emploded. Deep

    • @user-nl7xr9no8q
      @user-nl7xr9no8q 11 днів тому +2

      @@JoeDawson. it’s bad fam

  • @theminicooper
    @theminicooper 3 дні тому +5

    7:39 The wiper censored the wizard! LOLLL "Holy Sh*WiperSqueal*" 😆

  • @beastlysun
    @beastlysun 4 дні тому +6

    Regen braking is not part of breaks. When you spin motor by rotating the shaft by force it generates electricity. Those are just regular breaks with OEM flare so you can't use any generic ones

  • @darkiee69
    @darkiee69 11 днів тому +1188

    Ahhh, the high quality of a Tesla.. Even brand new plastic breaks as if it was 30 years old. 🤣

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 11 днів тому +65

      And what do they charge for a replacement Wiper Blade? I assume those things are proprietary and can't just be picked up at the local Pep Boys?

    • @scotrick3072
      @scotrick3072 11 днів тому +60

      Saves time.
      Musk: My cars are so far into the future they arrive rotten, returning to the earth, destined to be dust.
      Everyone else: Um, are you OK?

    • @turtle2448thomas
      @turtle2448thomas 11 днів тому +24

      ​@@StreetPreacherr Apparently it's $75 just for the blade without installation

    • @ccoder4953
      @ccoder4953 11 днів тому +23

      Yeah, it seems like they have some really good engineering, but awful manufacturing. They really need somebody they would call boring to work through all these details. But that's not Elon's way - he'd rather be flashy and pump and dump employees than do the hard work of careful iteration and manufacturing analysis and refinement. Tesla would honestly be well served if they got bought by an experienced car company. Tesla's innovation and engineering with conventional car company expertise could be incredible if done right.

    • @Narcissist86
      @Narcissist86 11 днів тому +12

      Meh. Can't speak for the cybertruck, but my Model 3 had no issue, as do countless others. Consumer Report finds the 3 and Y to have decent reliability.
      Problems with new models is to be expected in every brand. But whatever fuels your hate boner.

  • @nobodynothing6551
    @nobodynothing6551 11 днів тому +320

    I'm fine with electric cars and teslas in general but you have to quit praising this Yugo level of workmanship.

    • @4cammer
      @4cammer 11 днів тому +53

      Don't sully Yugo's good name with the quality control of Tesla.

    • @sarnnox
      @sarnnox 11 днів тому +36

      That’s an insult to Yugo

    • @Zzus321
      @Zzus321 11 днів тому +14

      Hopefully it's rear windscreen is heated like the Yugo so it keeps your hands warm when you have to push it 😂😂😂

    • @AthenaKolva
      @AthenaKolva 11 днів тому +8

      Unlike this truck my Yugo has no issues because it's been maintained correctly

    • @pnwvibes_
      @pnwvibes_ 11 днів тому +8

      That's very rude to yugo

  • @gusrey9674
    @gusrey9674 3 дні тому +14

    And this guy wants to make a spaceship that goes to Mars

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 2 дні тому

      🤨😲🤯

    • @richardcoram1562
      @richardcoram1562 День тому +1

      @gusrey9674...well...,he does have a Tesla with a dummy driver cruising in space. Who else do you know that has that distinction? Oh, and he's the first to launch rockets, and then bring them back to a bullseye on a floating pier without crashing them all. Who else can do that? No one but Elon. He's the only guy thats currently building cyborg😢 transportation... the cyber truck.

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 День тому

      @@richardcoram1562 Yeah, the Tesla in space. A vanity project by a rich idiot that many people for some incomprehensible reason consider to be awsome. Seriously, what's the point of bringing a Tesla to space other than having yet another piece of spacejunk floating around? A Satellite at least serves a function.
      Also, vertical landing system for a rocket were already developed in 1996 with the McDonnel Douglas DC-X. In fact, even during the apollo mission the original designs for the moonlander were vertical landers. They didn't go with vertical landers for the apollo mission because they went for the most reliable system instead of the most fancy looking.

  • @letsLearntheBible
    @letsLearntheBible 4 дні тому +15

    Elon still owes me for drawing that when I was 3 yrs old 🤣

  • @a.m.9357
    @a.m.9357 10 днів тому +447

    Literally few weeks old and its plastics are already brittled and falling off; already leaking and wiper is already broke! What a vehicle!

    • @Fanta....
      @Fanta.... 10 днів тому +53

      Its the "Founders Edition" I founder nother bit missing, I foundernother bit broken. I foundernother issue

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +17

      Its actually suprising how badly of a job theyre doing i thing elon should fire them too 😂

    • @plmn93
      @plmn93 10 днів тому +49

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss This is no surprise to anybody who has been paying attention to Tesla. The surprise is how Tesla has managed to stick around for so long building utter crap.

    • @thestruggler3338
      @thestruggler3338 10 днів тому +7

      a special plastic operation

    • @garand70
      @garand70 10 днів тому +9

      ​@@Fanta....They didn't want to spend the extra money on the L to call it what it really is, the Flounder edition

  • @SeanGavin-rf5vd
    @SeanGavin-rf5vd 11 днів тому +782

    That dashboard is as appealing as a hospital hallway, clinical and characterless.

    • @user-fk5wy8zs9k
      @user-fk5wy8zs9k 11 днів тому +83

      I feel that way about all these Tesla cars. What was wrong with a functional interior? Just a worthless vehicle.

    • @bigbaddms
      @bigbaddms 11 днів тому

      It's even more sterile than that. Try a metal waste basket.

    • @dmwalker24
      @dmwalker24 11 днів тому +45

      It looks like it was designed sequentially, by people with ADHD, who weren't on their meds. The inefficient use of space, because of that god-awful body shape. Putting buttons for left and right on a thing that goes around in circles is just plain stupid.

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 11 днів тому +41

      @@dmwalker24 It’s also rather hazardous on its own since you have to look to the side so much as opposed to looking immediately below the windshield.
      It’s an over engineering issue like when cars tried to make their radios use a touchscreen rather than a pair of knobs and a few buttons which you can operate without ever having to look away from the road. The more you force the driver to look away from the road while driving, the more distracted they will be.

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 11 днів тому

      @@user-fk5wy8zs9k This vehicle is a MEME that was taken too far and is going to Bankrupt Tesla. Anyone that still owns Tesla stock needs to dump it asap. Elon Musk is currently attempting to trick stockholders into giving him a $50 BILLION Bonus for Tesla's growth. A Delaware Court ruled his $50 billion bonus was illegal so he's trying to get the individual stock holders to approve his bonus now. Then Entire Companies Gross Profit in 2023 was $17 Billion which was a decrease from 2022. The company is making LESS Profit year over year and Elon wants a Bonus that would makeup 3 years of the entire companies Gross Profit. SELL THIS STOCK LIKE A HOT POTATO FOLKS!

  • @patmat.
    @patmat. День тому +2

    08:10 😂😂 "I see a blind spot there that's in the future too" 👏

  • @awesomesauce8151
    @awesomesauce8151 4 дні тому +3

    The tabs for my cabin filter are 15 years old and they've never snapped like that. The future looks bright 🫠

  • @jitterygoat49r
    @jitterygoat49r 8 днів тому +147

    If there is one thing I've learned after spending several decades on this Earth, never buy a car the first year it comes on the market. Too many bugs need to be worked out. That's a lot of money to spend on a vehicle that will be in the shop frequently.

    • @joecoolioness6399
      @joecoolioness6399 6 днів тому +9

      Never had that issue with my Honda's. Almost like they stick with what they know instead of trying to reinvent the wheel.

    • @CyberKnightX21
      @CyberKnightX21 6 днів тому +2

      I had the first year 2006 Honda Ridgeline. It worked amazingly and I've never had any issues. Later on when they made some upgrades I got the new 2009 version. It's worked just as well. I'll never get one of the new ones they made though. If I wanted a regular ass knockoff Ford... well. I wouldn't want one to begin with.

    • @ncc74656m
      @ncc74656m 6 днів тому +4

      @@joecoolioness6399 The things exploding on this monstrosity are not "reinventing the wheel" though. These are basic elements of car design, the easy stuff.

    • @robotsongs
      @robotsongs 6 днів тому

      @jitterygoat thanks for keeping me in line with the hybrid 4Runner. I've been wanting a hybrid version for years and years, but you're totally right.

    • @thernsa
      @thernsa 6 днів тому +5

      You think there is going to be a second year? 😂

  • @SilverBullet93GT
    @SilverBullet93GT 6 днів тому +242

    kids love cybertrucks because they can draw them from memory anytime

    • @vector006
      @vector006 6 днів тому +3

      Wow thanks for coming to the internet today and making such a unique comment... Never heard that one before. 😂😂 🤡

    • @genogeno6643
      @genogeno6643 6 днів тому +8

      I thought the comment was great. Heck, you could even use an "etch a sketch"!

    • @gcc8584
      @gcc8584 5 днів тому

      It’s a joke, not a dick.
      Don’t take it so hard.

    • @pseudonym745
      @pseudonym745 5 днів тому +2

      ​@@vector006sorry, we aren't that educate in jokes about Elon crap...

    • @lolonoazoro329
      @lolonoazoro329 5 днів тому +3

      @@vector006 Enron Musk defender spotted

  • @andrejohnson9064
    @andrejohnson9064 3 дні тому +10

    I worked at the Tesla factory in Fremont for 3 years. Trust me when I say ALL of the cars at least ones that I’ve touched while I was there will put together by people that were drunk and high on the job every single day working 12 hour shifts very tired, so yeah a lot of complaints a lot of corners cut a lot of parts not getting installed properly. employees taking naps and customers cars during breaks among other things.

    • @Lethalmuffin87
      @Lethalmuffin87 День тому

      Soooo how’s rehab going? lol jk just funny how you said all the cars were built by people drunk and high… and you were there… so… 😂 I believe it though, crazy how QC didn’t catch on to that issue you would think they’d be sober at least!

    • @andrejohnson9064
      @andrejohnson9064 12 годин тому +2

      ⁠@@Lethalmuffin87 I never said I personally was one of the drunk or high employees I just know for a fact I had to fix a lot of the issues that those mentioned missed.. And QC was part of the issue. They had people that just didn’t care, just putting arrow stickers or rulers to the car measuring gaps, and even when problems did happen at times at least last year we were in a very big crunch and had to push a lot of cars out specifically model 3’s and Y’s, a lot of cars went by that shouldn’t have. even the cars that did get checked and get sent through would get NC’s or minor fender benders just on the way to be loaded onto the trucks. Many complaints would be made by customers and employees alike but management would do nothing about it. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and it was still a really fun job. The cars are really great. If you get one that’s not fucked up you just have to know what to look for.

  • @phil20_20
    @phil20_20 2 дні тому +5

    What's really scary is that you bought one

  • @razvanursache9493
    @razvanursache9493 6 днів тому +246

    "15 - 20 years from now it's gonna need repairs". It needs repairs straight out of the dealership!😂

    • @UkrainianPaulie
      @UkrainianPaulie 5 днів тому

      Fools buy Musk's snake oil.

    • @0389BA
      @0389BA 5 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @shenanitims4006
      @shenanitims4006 5 днів тому +3

      It’s already rusting. Less than a year old. “It’s my fault though. I foolishly took my car out in the rain.”

    • @Patrick-857
      @Patrick-857 5 днів тому +5

      No current production EVs will last that long, let alone this abomination.

    • @razvanursache9493
      @razvanursache9493 5 днів тому +4

      @@shenanitims4006 what fool would take a truck out in the rain? Or even worse, god forbid, offroad on a muddy trail! 🤣

  • @Kicice
    @Kicice 11 днів тому +911

    Imagine hiring a ton of top teir engineers to develop a driving meme that makes fart noises when turning, then laying them off months after the product is developed.

    • @PeterBellefleur
      @PeterBellefleur 11 днів тому +88

      And things like "autopilot" and locking diffs, which are useful...are "coming soon"

    • @salmonella6744
      @salmonella6744 11 днів тому +16

      Did you have a peanut butter and jealous sandwich today?

    • @eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306
      @eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306 11 днів тому +7

      This feature has been on other Teslas for years already. People like it because it's harmless fun.

    • @fu3g
      @fu3g 11 днів тому +48

      @@eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306
      the feature of laying of the engineers who made it? 😂

    • @T-bone1950
      @T-bone1950 11 днів тому +24

      This is what American business leadership has become. 😮‍💨

  • @leerob2403
    @leerob2403 4 дні тому +2

    Wizard is too funny, hahaha. "Wow! What was that?!" To the wiper, haha.

  • @hebneh
    @hebneh 4 дні тому +2

    In the case of this particular car, you are never supposed to use the windshield cleaner. Nobody told him that but now he knows that's the situation, and he can adjust his driving accordingly.

  • @nobodynothing6551
    @nobodynothing6551 11 днів тому +550

    I swear there's no other car where someone would overlook all the crap wrong with this one... It's literally brand new and you have a legitimate reason to have your mechanic look at it.

    • @TheFibtastic
      @TheFibtastic 11 днів тому +88

      But its a tesla! Elon couldn't have made a piece of crap, he's God!

    • @unclebumble8971
      @unclebumble8971 11 днів тому +10

      ​@@TheFibtasticBrilliant 👌

    • @MJ-zo5gb
      @MJ-zo5gb 11 днів тому +12

      Ford’s have the most recalls by FAR!

    • @w00f72
      @w00f72 11 днів тому +12

      Him asking if the wiper sprayer is supposed to be that weak 😂. Like he has never seen one before.

    • @jimhoward1655
      @jimhoward1655 11 днів тому +4

      What mechanic i can't even find a dealership 😆

  • @TonyBasuro
    @TonyBasuro 8 днів тому +62

    The traditional snapping of the plastic. A ritual I enjoy on all my cars.

    • @h00Lia
      @h00Lia 7 днів тому +3

      Lol right

    • @NoelStalker
      @NoelStalker 3 дні тому

      Yes this has made a simple job like replacing spark plugs and ignition coils a nightmare

    • @TonyBasuro
      @TonyBasuro 3 дні тому +1

      @@NoelStalker ive taken to heating the plastic wih a heat gun or wave small torch at to add flexibility

    • @evryhndlestakn
      @evryhndlestakn 2 дні тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @echothehusky
      @echothehusky 16 годин тому

      Never mind the plastic, what was the stuff that squirted out when the tabs were released?!

  • @ohger1
    @ohger1 4 дні тому +3

    Where I live, there are several turns where a turn signal is used when the steering wheel isn't centered. Right near my house is a four way where the stop sign is right after a 90, so the turn signal will be somewhere else except where I would expect it to be. Removing physical controls is dumb. If they don't offer a stalk in the 2025 S, then my 2019 S will be the last Tesla I own.

  • @LaughingStock_
    @LaughingStock_ 9 годин тому +1

    I remember looking inside an Apple Mac Pro tower about 10 years ago and marvelling at the incredibly clean, precise, ingenious layout. I remember thinking "THAT is what one pays a premium for". When the mechanic popped the cover off the CyberWTFtruck, I almost couldn't look - what a mess! The whole thing wreaks of amateurish design!

  • @DougisFresh999
    @DougisFresh999 11 днів тому +321

    “I just voided your warranty 😂😂😂

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 10 днів тому +9

      It' only has a 13 day warranty anyway...

    • @nathanc.4862
      @nathanc.4862 9 днів тому

      ​@@Have.An.AmicoDay wrong

    • @nathanc.4862
      @nathanc.4862 9 днів тому

      ​@@Have.An.AmicoDayThe Basic Vehicle Limited Warranty covers your vehicle for 4 years or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. The Battery and Drive Unit in your vehicle are covered for a period of 8 years or 150,000 miles, whichever comes first, with minimum 70% retention of Battery capacity over the warranty period.
      Try again troll.

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 9 днів тому +9

      @@nathanc.4862 it was obviously a joke... the first comment in this thread had laughing emoji's.

    • @Nilbog-Hunter
      @Nilbog-Hunter 9 днів тому

      @@nathanc.4862try again troll 🤓👆

  • @maxdudomite
    @maxdudomite 8 днів тому +151

    This is like buying a giant smartphone you can drive. The manufacturer can turn the vehicle obsolete at any time from mandatory software update, forcing you to buy another one.

    • @s.hoffman7205
      @s.hoffman7205 8 днів тому +14

      Over time it will feel and drive slower and then...... time to upgrade to the newest model😉

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 7 днів тому +7

      Not to mention how its full of cameras and sensors and some of these EVs can and are being remotely controlled by the government and corporations.

    • @maxdudomite
      @maxdudomite 7 днів тому

      @@s.hoffman7205 If anything they would make the battery less efficient with every major software update, making the car slowly losing driving range. When you ask about it they will say the battery is no good, you gotta pay $60k for battery replacement, or add $30k more to get a new Tesla.

    • @philwhatever3903
      @philwhatever3903 7 днів тому +2

      Just happened to me for like the 3rd time

    • @Jeffcrocodile
      @Jeffcrocodile 7 днів тому +14

      please accept the new terms of service to continue to drive. No opt out option anywhere.

  • @jackgreenstalk777
    @jackgreenstalk777 2 дні тому +2

    Using romance mode when the bros are in the car is top notch fun trolling

  • @westsailsmusic
    @westsailsmusic День тому +4

    The unhooked wires, front drivers side; are there to open the frunk. In the event your low voltage battery failed completely. You jump to those wires with standard 12v jumper cables. That opens the frunk. Then you can access the jump post. It will only work if the truck has zero low voltage power. The equvilent of a dead battery. Really ingenious solution actually to avoid having to carry a metal key like legacy manufacturers!

    • @LeonSteelpaw
      @LeonSteelpaw День тому +2

      Now answer the following:
      How do you get access to them from OUTSIDE the vehicle with the frunk closed?

    • @westsailsmusic
      @westsailsmusic День тому

      @@LeonSteelpaw In model 3 & Y it’s behind the tow hook cover. I’d guess through the wheel arch in Cybertruck there’s an access cover.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz День тому +3

      In legacy manufacturers cars, those wires would be somehow secured and not dangling around.
      Dangling around means they are going to make noise at some point and scratch/rub around and probably cause issues down the road.
      Also: a simple metal backup key means someone who is able to pop out a little plastic cover and supply 12V is not going to steal what's in my trunk.
      That person would need to pick the actual lock of the trunk in a very weird and uncomfortable position.

    • @Boankofa
      @Boankofa 14 годин тому +2

      "It's not a bug, it's a feature" 😂😂😂 Here we have an NPC defending the DummyTruck

    • @beepbop6697
      @beepbop6697 8 годин тому

      @@nirfz And don't forget those wires are "hot" and can be arc'ing inside the bay.

  • @XeonProductions
    @XeonProductions 10 днів тому +237

    The more I see this truck, the more I'm assured I never want it.

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes 10 днів тому +4

      I would want one in ten years when it would be a joke car, like a Yugo GV in the late 1990s. I'm sure the things will be maintenance nightmares until they hit the auto museums.

    • @HaroldDelaney-kq8sm
      @HaroldDelaney-kq8sm 10 днів тому +3

      Then keep buying the same boring trucks year after year, which now costs double than 20 years ago, but has a rear view camera...

    • @feron450
      @feron450 10 днів тому

      I saw one in person… they are even uglier in person than on UA-cam. And somehow are both huge and tiny at the same time idk how they were able to pull that off

    • @shou635
      @shou635 10 днів тому +1

      That’s fine. I look forward to mine one day.

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 10 днів тому

      We are better than this. The established automotive industry is making the same thing with slightly different sheet metal year after year. The hum-drum vee. Then you have arrogant Elon and his VC investors designing ridiculous POS toys that are shiny and impractical when they could be developing a long term strategy, like, I don't know, serviceability, modularity and innovation? Where are the disruptive entrepreneurs?

  • @franknedobity2757
    @franknedobity2757 11 днів тому +163

    That blue color on your my pillow looks like an old maxi pad commercial 😂

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel 11 днів тому +6

      Standards and practices didn't allow red... apparently in TV land women menstruate blue blood 👍

    • @franknedobity2757
      @franknedobity2757 11 днів тому +19

      @@MikeLikesChannel I’d be ashamed spending that kinda money on something that is inherently built to leak water like that. 1-2 years in a humid climate and it’s gonna start smelling like a musty old basement.

    • @bubba99009
      @bubba99009 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@MikeLikesChannel Even if the network was OK with it who wants to turn on the TV at dinner time and see simulated blood being poured onto a maxi pad. They do the same thing with diapers - they want something that can't possibly be mistaken for actual biological fluids.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому

      @@MikeLikesChannelreminds me of the SNL fake ad where they tested the adult diaper by pouring a gallon of iced tea with ice and lemon slices into it.

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 День тому +1

    Yesterday I was working on my 1995 Kia Pride [Ford Festiva] and thought that the plastic used for the grille was the cheapest plastic on the entire car. Yet... that plastic looks better than the plastics on the Cybertruck. The grille's plastic felt britle when yanked on, but it didn't feel cheap to the touch or to the eye, I can feel the cheapeness of the Cybertruck's plastics just by looking at them.

  • @MegaGasek
    @MegaGasek 4 дні тому +10

    It is cute that the biggest problem with your Cybertruck is the windshield wiper watering system.

    • @ralphledger1221
      @ralphledger1221 3 дні тому +2

      Not the biggest but the first problem and right out of the gate. What pray tell what awaits the unexpecting owner/victim?

    • @chrishb7074
      @chrishb7074 3 дні тому +2

      Then comes electrical corrosion problems from screenwash and rainwater ingress through the unsealed wiring at 16:20. I honestly thought the problems Roman had with TFL’s new Land Rover Defender were bad, this is just scary.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому +1

      I think the fact that rainwater will also ingress into a space with high voltage cabling might be a bigger issue.

    • @chrishb7074
      @chrishb7074 2 дні тому +1

      @@franciscodanconia4324 Screenwash contains water, detergents and solvents and is incredibly good at finding its way along insulated cables once it gets inside, where it corrodes contacts and degrades insulation materials. I’ve seen detergent leaking into high voltage cables be the root cause of a fire that took out a power station.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 День тому

      @@chrishb7074 Yikes

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash 8 днів тому +133

    I love how the mono wiper design is worse than the one Mercedes came up with nearly 40 years ago. The pinnacle of engineering.

    • @phiksit
      @phiksit 7 днів тому +6

      I imagine having to schedule a service appointment just to have your wiper blade replaced... how much does will that cost? 🙄

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 7 днів тому +15

      @@phiksit To be fair I think the mercedes one was expensive, too. It was placed in the middle of the window and It had a cool mechanism which made it extend and retract to cover the whole window. But that one didn't need to be replaced often. My buddy had an old ratty 190E with those wipers and they never gave him any problems.

    • @wtfhappened661
      @wtfhappened661 7 днів тому +5

      @@G-Mastah-Fash Yes, crazy complicated - especially on the lower line cars - but it actually worked...

    • @retro440
      @retro440 6 днів тому +2

      And, it's a mere $165 for a new refill!!

    • @user-yq6ov6ow7l
      @user-yq6ov6ow7l 6 днів тому +2

      Back in the 2000’s when I had an import show car, a lot of us used a single wiper by simply rotating the one in the center about 20 degrees. Drove with a single wiper for about 6 years. Never had a complaint. Didn’t matter much.

  • @LarcR
    @LarcR 11 днів тому +574

    Hoovie should be happy about the broken tabs and windshield washer leak and cherish them in his memory. In the not very distant future, he will be looking back on such minor matters as "the good old days."

    • @legionof0ne441
      @legionof0ne441 11 днів тому +64

      When wizard said "in 15-20 years this will need parts" I just thought... It needs parts today...

    • @m40dot
      @m40dot 11 днів тому +20

      @@legionof0ne441 Meanwhile reality is the Consumer Reports just showed Tesla has the least cost for maintenance over 10 years of ownership. Of course that doesn't make good UA-cam content tho, and any vehicle with early VIN is just asking for issues. Like my dad's brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was delivered with already recalled struts that they couldn't even get replaced for 5 months.

    • @jayson657
      @jayson657 11 днів тому +76

      @@m40dotConsumer Reports LOL. That cyber truck will be polluting the ground in a junkyard while he’s still making payments on it. That thing is a pos.

    • @zarroth
      @zarroth 11 днів тому

      @@m40dot has a lot to do with the ONLY viable use case of any EV being to travel around your local community. It's absolutely useless for anything else. People aren't racking up miles on these so maintenance will be down. People that do rack up miles are getting rid of their EV to go back to ICE, just look at the second hand EV market, which no one is interested in at all. Just because you aren't capable of logic and reason, doesn't mean the rest of us share your shortcomings.

    • @dimetriosprice2094
      @dimetriosprice2094 11 днів тому +14

      You said needs parts no it needed Parts yesterday like before I ever rolled off the lot and needed parts.

  • @ahz4877
    @ahz4877 22 години тому +1

    That car definitely needs a do over. It needs knobs and buttons for essential features like turning ac up and down, controlling fan speed and emergency blinkers at the minimum, it would also be nice to have a separate speedometer and a complete redesign with crumple zones, better visibility and and less sharp edges. It needs to be less expensive and have better range too. None of this would make it a better truck but it would be a safer car.
    I think highway safety should ban it as it is.

  • @rodeliot
    @rodeliot 8 годин тому

    When CW rubs the steering shaft and the screen comes on is priceless 😅😅😅

  • @Tjs736
    @Tjs736 8 днів тому +90

    Indicators aren’t normally on the steering wheel because it’s good for them to be in the same place all the time. And maybe less time on playful settings and more time on build quality

    • @3ractnodi
      @3ractnodi 8 днів тому +1

      I haven’t driven a cybertruck, but I’ve heard that steer by wire makes the indicators being on the yoke manageable since your hands will always be the same distance from the indicator.

    • @htimsid
      @htimsid 7 днів тому

      Why should a control always be 'in the same place all the time'? Most people don't hop in and out of different vehicles all the time. In an unfamiliar vehicle, just take a minute to find the important controls before driving off!

    • @Yourhandleshouldbeatleast3
      @Yourhandleshouldbeatleast3 7 днів тому

      Your tires should be straight before using your indicator lights.

    • @Tjs736
      @Tjs736 7 днів тому +10

      @@htimsid because you need to be able to use controls in an emergency without thinking. Worse he has changed the function of the pedals. Drivers have been trained and instinctively act on accelerator equals go brake equals stop. Now it’s accelerator equals go a less accelerator equals stop. How many nose to tail collisions is this going to cause

    • @el_micha
      @el_micha 7 днів тому

      @@Tjs736 It has a brake pedal. Just in normal situations you can use it but you don't need to, since the car already slows down considerably. I see this more as a positive add-on.

  • @Greenfield-yf1wh
    @Greenfield-yf1wh 6 днів тому +168

    "I don't think this is supposed to get wet"
    "No, it is not"
    I have heard enough. lol.

    • @ricktrue8441
      @ricktrue8441 5 днів тому +4

      That's what she said.

    • @chowchow2386
      @chowchow2386 4 дні тому +3

      Especially when it's all electrical, drive by wire systems 😂😅😂

    • @epites-kq7mm
      @epites-kq7mm 4 дні тому

      It obviously is. It was designed by a lot smarter people than you.

    • @ricktrue8441
      @ricktrue8441 4 дні тому

      @@epites-kq7mm Fools and their money.

    • @devgreybeard
      @devgreybeard 4 дні тому +2

      It's not a bug, it's a feature.

  • @JFerguson777
    @JFerguson777 4 дні тому +3

    I hope these become wildly popular so the good trucks (like my Tacoma) get cheaper.

    • @stotgunvsface5092
      @stotgunvsface5092 8 годин тому +1

      It's why I bought a 2018 tundra. Good old v8, if a bit thirsty. Physical controls and it will last

  • @thecommoncollector
    @thecommoncollector 3 дні тому +2

    Wizard: “What is this?!”
    Tyler: “Bend over and I’ll show ya!”
    Missed opportunity 😂😂😂

  • @richardokeefe7410
    @richardokeefe7410 5 днів тому +226

    Rusty, broken washer, bolt not fully seated, and 25% charge for 30 miles. Be still, my beating heart.

    • @kabukidreamboy
      @kabukidreamboy 4 дні тому +21

      What a piece of overpriced junk! Definitelt not the future of motoring.

    • @TheDutchGuyOnYT
      @TheDutchGuyOnYT 4 дні тому +3

      A nice grocery car

    • @TheDutchGuyOnYT
      @TheDutchGuyOnYT 4 дні тому +4

      NB: at least it can fart

    • @epites-kq7mm
      @epites-kq7mm 4 дні тому +1

      I would love to see what YOU can build. BTW I know it would be a LOT worse than this. All of you haters just hate because you can't afford it!

    • @TheDutchGuyOnYT
      @TheDutchGuyOnYT 4 дні тому +4

      @@epites-kq7mm don’t want to spend the money is not the same as can’t afford the money. The car is not cheap, but also not that expensive. Tesla has good engineers, but the assembly is shit, compared to my German dinosaur poop consuming car.

  • @Iherb7365ket
    @Iherb7365ket 11 днів тому +116

    Long term ownership prospects = sell it and run..

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +4

      I feel bad for tfl they actually have to own theres for at least a year to be able to put it up against anything out or coming out. They have to own that sucker while it depriciates. If it was me if tesla said i cant sell it for a year im not buying it first off but lets say if i did id sell it immedietly as it probably already has 3 more recalls for other problems not including the other problems. I think tesla is about to overtake ford for recalls again because their windsheild wiper fluod is spraying all over the electonics now and a month ago we didnt even know that was happening. Weve been too busy to notice since weve been distracted with the frunk cutting the salads ingredients as well as the doors sharp unfinished edges. And i mean thencar is sharp i yey it but if you round off the edges of the metal sheets where peoole are rubbing up against it wont cut them or teae their clothes or something. I just think tbe pointy edge on tbe back tailgate someone is going to trip on a parking curb at the walmart and go head first into that sucker and die 😂 thing i watch people theyre like "we made it 300 miles in tbe cybeetruck!" Theyre celebrating the range 2001 dodge ram 1500 v8 got. It got like 8 mpg city and 12 highway. 14 downhill. Theyre like "my regenerative breaking just reconsumed the power to increase my range" right but you cant deplete the battery below 20% or over 80% most of the time 😂 "300 miles! We made it to the charging station!"

    • @softwarephil1709
      @softwarephil1709 10 днів тому +4

      Or just don’t buy it.

    • @WTH1812
      @WTH1812 7 днів тому +4

      For Sale: Tesla CyberTruck, 8 months old, 27 miles on the odometer, 3 wrecks while adjusting a/c the on touch screen, can pick any one radio station per trip. No other sensory input available-- everything relies on sight only,
      Exterior: plastic covers melted onto all sharp corners, rugged rustic junkyard heap rust pattern styling so OK to drive in rain, no damage from 3 wrecks while adjusting touch screen -- 7 other vehicles involved totaled in parking lot low speed bumpies, no damage from rear end collisions when brakes automatically applied on road -- chain reactions totaled 18 other vehicles combined.
      Driving experience: nice cozy fireplace video shut off when battery lost charge, no pedestrians injured so far as we know, ride noise levels make it easy to hear them scream,
      $128,000 new, will accept best offer or 10 bucks whichever is higher.

    • @poeterritory
      @poeterritory 2 дні тому

      @@softwarephil1709 This.

  • @truthalonetriumphs6572
    @truthalonetriumphs6572 2 дні тому +3

    "Let's build something cool, who cares if it works?" That wiper is going to break off in the first snow and ice. It's not going to provide full coverage on the passenger side. Who approved this thing?

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz День тому +1

      The cult leader of the Tesla church...

  • @Nate_H.
    @Nate_H. День тому +1

    @17:11 the realization of regret.
    What an embarrassment. Just a meme of a vehicle, soon to be forgotten. Fitting.

  • @rickosborne6521
    @rickosborne6521 11 днів тому +169

    I see Tesla quality continues to be just totally stellar 😂

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +7

      All the youtubers taking cybertrucks to moab really gets me. I love watching thus piece of shit struggle at everything except drag racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ussr privef lower than ussr quality. Scary stuff. A lada from 1981 is actually more capable on a roadtrip.

    • @plmn93
      @plmn93 10 днів тому +4

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss Well, it is nice to see actual truck guys with them now instead of tech "journalists" who don't know the first thing about cars, much less pickups. And I'm sure that priority was intentional because Tesla knows what a joke the thing is.

    • @leftcoaster67
      @leftcoaster67 10 днів тому +1

      What bothers me is that is a really important issue, and seemingly no one ever talks about it.

    • @linmal2242
      @linmal2242 9 днів тому +2

      @@plmn93 well they are rolling them out, but whether they will ever cover their cost is the question !

    • @plmn93
      @plmn93 9 днів тому

      @@linmal2242 Yeah, I admit it would be a fun toy. The problem for Tesla is that it needs to be practical and affordable to sell the 100,000+ trucks per year needed to recoup their investment. I don't see it ever getting close to that.

  • @Veikra
    @Veikra 10 днів тому +304

    you know it"s bad when even a veteran mechanic accident breaks a plastic part of a new car. Imagine in the cold, in 10 years

    • @jermwerty
      @jermwerty 10 днів тому +18

      This is going to sound crazy to those who don't understand Tesla, but I've worked a little on them and have found tabs like that are just for one-time use on the initial install/alignment of things and its the actual glue/adhesive that is intended to hold it long-term. (tabs only have to last long enough to hold the part in place for the adhesive to dry) I guess the idea is you would buy a whole new part from them anyway if you needed to replace it. Good thing Hoovie didn't actually break it open! Wizard knew when it was time to stop...

    • @cyberyogicowindler2448
      @cyberyogicowindler2448 9 днів тому +23

      ​@@jermwerty Nope, these tabs are warranty void stickers to detect if anything got tampered by foreign attempts of repair.

    • @Crypto-Solo
      @Crypto-Solo 8 днів тому +4

      30 years later when something needs to actually be fixed, only then would you need to remove those tabs 🎉

    • @LeCharles07
      @LeCharles07 8 днів тому

      @@jermwerty To change the cabin filter? -_-
      Are you fucking high?

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 8 днів тому +14

      @@Crypto-Solo Cope harder bud, none of these shitboxes are going to last 30 years. Not one.

  • @stevelewis7263
    @stevelewis7263 4 дні тому +13

    The Cybertruck is UGGLEEEEEY, it looks like it was designed on an "Etch a Sketch"

  • @plexoduss
    @plexoduss День тому +1

    I used to own some Citroën 2CV Acadiane, I loved the fact that I could fix 75% of errors myself with off-the-shelf tools. I don't like the way the industry allover computerized cars so much that a regular person can't fix it themself.

    • @stephenmoutafis5587
      @stephenmoutafis5587 23 години тому

      You just dont.

    • @plexoduss
      @plexoduss 17 годин тому

      @@stephenmoutafis5587 Exactly, don't own your stuff. Don't swap a battery in your phone, or the ssd/memory in your computer. Just don't. Buy new shoes once a lace breaks, a new house once a tile is loose. You just don't. Thanks for your insight.

  • @josephs8029
    @josephs8029 10 днів тому +331

    “What do you do if the screen dies or goes blank”
    Ohh what a legend

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому +11

      My father bought an audi a3 and one day when it was new he started backing up before the garage door was all tbe way open and it caught the roof antennae and riped a hole in the roof. When that happened at the same time the entire media entertainment center went black and never came back on. We took it to the place they reccomended and those guys lazer cut the whole roof section out which wss actually a small section because most of the roof is glass. Then it was repainted probably better than at the factory if youre asking me its better than the factory did it and the radio came back on. So the anntenae going out also took out the whole screen system. But the car was still drivable because the gear selector is a switch down where a traditional gear shift would be. So i can see why it matters. If your component fails or gets damaged it can effect the screen and if thats where yohr drive select is and yohr ac and yohr glove box controls......etc

    • @jamesjonah4821
      @jamesjonah4821 10 днів тому

      Than you would be fol

    • @evevoxx2053
      @evevoxx2053 10 днів тому +24

      actually you have "manual" gear selector above the rear view mirror ... so the screen is not essential

    • @evevoxx2053
      @evevoxx2053 10 днів тому +12

      @@ford1546 drive by wire has been the standard in all aircraft like forever, power & control/detection have triple redundancy. so 1 electrical fault never causes a problem. (waw its like they almost engineered it to be better .....)
      all tesla's doors have a manual release, (at delivery they tell you not to use it cuz it doesnt drop the window so you ll probably damage the glass)
      modern cars are absolutely way safer, collision avoidance has saved many lives.

    • @DevinFraze
      @DevinFraze 10 днів тому +9

      I came here to say the same as the folks above, all Tesla's have manual backups. Gear selector is near the rear view mirror. Car will still drive is screen is blank. Doors have manual open. Etc.

  • @kaltrops
    @kaltrops 7 днів тому +304

    It's not even a truck. It's like a kitchen appliance with wheels.

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 7 днів тому +17

      Why are you denigrating kitchen appliances like that? My electric can opener is pretty good quality and has been opening cans for years, and nothing has ever broken off of it.

    • @crashdoctor4150
      @crashdoctor4150 7 днів тому +3

      okay stop lmao

    • @timberwolf7240
      @timberwolf7240 7 днів тому +5

      Don't disrespect my Maytag like that!

    • @Vmaxfodder
      @Vmaxfodder 7 днів тому +5

      Bro . Kitchen appliances do their job intended. Cyber truck , not so much

    • @loligagger85
      @loligagger85 7 днів тому

      only in the sense that it turns you into such a huge pvssy that you can't resist going to the kitchen to cook your cut off gen!tals

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому +4

    9:27 You know the last time I picked up my new car from the dealer they told me to only fill the gas tank up to 80% to extend the life of the tank.
    Not.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz День тому +1

      Agree. Imagine your ICE cars range would deteriorate with the number of times you filled up the tank.
      And that that deterioration would go faster if you filled it up above 80%.
      Or filled it up fast. (fast charging also reduces battery life)
      No one would let that slide. People would show the manufacturers the bird at best.

    • @beepbop6697
      @beepbop6697 8 годин тому

      Don't forget that you can't take the battery below 20% either -- so you are stuck with the battery always being between 20% and 80% (only 60% usable battery capacity).

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 2 дні тому +1

    In Texas it’s illegal to have a loudspeaker in your car that you can talk through. A buddy in college got ticketed multiple times for that.

  • @TheLegitAlpha
    @TheLegitAlpha 6 днів тому +213

    Honestly, the cyber truck is more lemon than an actual lemon.

    • @ErikMeike
      @ErikMeike 5 днів тому +5

      these people really are going for clicks. I came here from one of the news articles covering it and they really don't know their stuff. Eg. most cars direct the drainage from the windshield through the fender, so that is normal. Also, the front of the firewall is usually all water rated so that is not a leak as it isn't a leak in the first place as water is intended to drain through the front hood area. The tab breaking though is a real issue and the wiper tube should not have come with the connection issue, but beyond that I don't see any actual problems (like even it's normal for welds to appear rusty even a couple days after being welded depending on how the metal is stored, and even your brand new mercedes will have rust. The question is more of will it actually affect structural integrity or just be a surface layer).

    • @oldrango883
      @oldrango883 5 днів тому +1

      If you have a rusty weld on a new weld then you did not finish the job correctly. No need to car should have rust on it!

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto 5 днів тому

      @@ErikMeikeoh please the CT has tons of issues. Do a 3 second google search

  • @richarda3659
    @richarda3659 11 днів тому +238

    Tyler, you hit the nail on the head: A vehicle designed by a 10 year old for other 10 year olds.

    • @nitsuak1201
      @nitsuak1201 11 днів тому

      And unfortunately that 10 year old is a bigoted moronic billionaire

    • @meofnz2320
      @meofnz2320 11 днів тому +9

      All cars are styled for ten year olds. That’s how they market them.

    • @dmwalker24
      @dmwalker24 11 днів тому +18

      100% I'm sure as a nerdy sci-fi kid, I would have loved it at 10. That doesn't make it a good vehicle, or good engineering.

    • @JJSmith1100
      @JJSmith1100 11 днів тому +1

      Well every car guy is a 10 year old at heart.

    • @snewsh
      @snewsh 11 днів тому +10

      It reminds me of the car Homer Simpson designed for his brother which ended up sinking his company.

  • @freestyleskyline
    @freestyleskyline 20 годин тому +1

    Tesla sees this video "nope your warranty is void because you moved a piece of plastic. Lol"

  • @Sweetmuscatwine
    @Sweetmuscatwine 3 дні тому

    Once i saw your mechanic rev 8 cycle car.. my mind automatically certified his skills set to go him for repairs😊

  • @tiborklein5349
    @tiborklein5349 7 днів тому +79

    Attention you get in a Countach: "That's a pretty cool car."
    Attention you get in a Cybertruck: "Look at that stupid mf..."

    • @mark140363
      @mark140363 4 дні тому +2

      Was going to write similiar. Thankfully I checked and found your post. Succinct, and on the money.

  • @LegionZero
    @LegionZero 9 днів тому +21

    Seems ready to de-throne the Yugo, the PInto and the Pontiac Aztek. I would ask for my money back for this lemon

    • @brucecoleman7412
      @brucecoleman7412 8 днів тому +1

      Just give me back my old Vega!

    • @phiksit
      @phiksit 7 днів тому

      I guess the Aztek has lost it's title as Ugliest Looking Vehicle. Congrats Cyberturd.

  • @ITRIEDEL
    @ITRIEDEL 2 дні тому

    I was watching this in my Tesla. When you received a phone call, i thought i was getting a call. Realized I wasn’t, and then right after i started actually getting a call and ignored it thinking it was you 😂

  • @robvelz02618
    @robvelz02618 7 годин тому

    😂😂 I love how good relationship they both have they are to funny

  • @mitchellgildea254
    @mitchellgildea254 11 днів тому +309

    "That's like Wayne Gretzky's hockey stick!" The Car Wizard's the best 😂

    • @pablopicaro7649
      @pablopicaro7649 11 днів тому +2

      Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should

    • @squid_fish
      @squid_fish 11 днів тому +2

      I laughed so hard at that too

    • @UV5R-
      @UV5R- 11 днів тому +1

      The comedy in this video is great 😂 I was laughing when he put the fireplace mode on

    • @ASABBAS1977
      @ASABBAS1977 11 днів тому +5

      The last place I’d expect to hear a Wayne Gretzky reference…loved it!!

  • @Jim-ej6yz
    @Jim-ej6yz 8 днів тому +193

    Starwars dreams combined with Mattel construction.

    • @brucecoleman7412
      @brucecoleman7412 8 днів тому +10

      You can tell it’s swell, it’s Mattel!

    • @Daemonarch2k6
      @Daemonarch2k6 7 днів тому +2

      More LEGO construction it seems

    • @ironcity9053
      @ironcity9053 7 днів тому +10

      Mattlel builds are a lot better designed and built.

    • @ElegalvicnLa
      @ElegalvicnLa 7 днів тому +5

      Definitely not Mattel they make Hot wheels better than this More like some 99c store Chinese toys

    • @ShortFingerRC
      @ShortFingerRC 7 днів тому

      Absolute truth..... people are super low IQ

  • @user-cq3ez6rt8o
    @user-cq3ez6rt8o День тому

    @HooviesGarage. The 2 loose cables you found are fir when you have no power and your locked out or can't open the frunk!
    You can access them through the front drivers wheel well, through a plastic cover.

  • @jonathansage2147
    @jonathansage2147 17 годин тому +2

    Regen doesn't come from the brakes. It's running the motors in reverse which makes them act as generators.

    • @johndaly8060
      @johndaly8060 4 години тому +1

      Slight clarification the motors don’t run in reverse, the wheels turn the motor in the normal drive direction but the motors act as an alternator creating electricity and the load slows the car.😊

    • @jonathansage2147
      @jonathansage2147 3 години тому

      @johndaly8060 true, I'd meant the power, but yes.

  • @johnbolt665
    @johnbolt665 5 днів тому +96

    The future is sitting at a Tesla dealer waiting for parts!

    • @sebastianlahns8023
      @sebastianlahns8023 2 дні тому +3

      depends if Tesla will survive the next 5 years

    • @edgaraispuro8367
      @edgaraispuro8367 2 дні тому

      No dealers they are sold directly from the factory

    • @BONZITORONTO
      @BONZITORONTO День тому

      All Tesla products are pieces of junk. Sadly the majority of people don't realize this until they become a victim of this scam car maker.

    • @BONZITORONTO
      @BONZITORONTO День тому

      All Tesla products are pieces of junk.

    • @jeffferg8498
      @jeffferg8498 День тому

      Or waiting for an eBay listing to keep it running. Tesla will be purchased by the gov't to satisfy Elon. How is that going to work out, like everything else?

  • @LordManhattan
    @LordManhattan 11 днів тому +221

    The car is dissolving in front of our eyes. Pure Tesla quality.

    • @pablopicaro7649
      @pablopicaro7649 11 днів тому +13

      Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should

    • @ConstanceCox
      @ConstanceCox 11 днів тому +3

      ​@pablopicaro7649 Your mom making another appearance?

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 10 днів тому

      With cars like these theres no possible way the whole world will ever go all electric. Its a bummer most cars are not worth buying and i desperately hope for all our our childrens childrens sake in the future generations that the automotive industrt they have to deal with isnt complete tyrannized dystopian nightmareism like weve got now where toyota is worth 80 trillion and their cars are worse lets admit it. The auto companies polish the turds until they shine like gold and people pay up its wild. Im seeing all this money flying around 100k cybertruck and it isnt even close to an f550 which right now builds usa. But it also costs and is junk its just less junk than the cybertruck if you ask me i hope people do f550 platforms way more than cybertrucks because f550s are like some good shit in terms of uts kinda junk too but guys are getting chassis right from ford and selling 300k mraps to civilians. Which cost too much but i mean a cybertruck isnt b6 rated minimum base starting and youre already spending 100k why dont you get something 200k so when someone shoots the most common rifle in usa at you an ar15 then the door will block it. Tesla is very gimmicky they will pull a string if its pullable. Itll block a 9mm and a 45acp but a 45acp and 9mm are not meant for shooting through bulletproof vests. You cam buy a .50 bmg in usa for 5000 new i can afford 2 cash or 3 on credit right now and we could do it cheaper if you really want to stood to the taliban level budget restrictions to really force us to have to be resourcful so i mean if yiur going to roll around saying your bulletproof gods gonna test it that .50bmg will be coming in hot. Apits are for sale legally in usa to civilians for resisting their own tyrannical government so i mean if you want a bulletproof vehicle why would you get one where your safe from 9mm and 45acp while youre sitting there at the charging station but if the robbers come out with guns because youve been there in liberal crime riddled shitholes charging for 45 minutes, you dry to put it in drive to run them down and excape and yoyr computer screen says "drive djsabled charging active please disconnect charhing cable charging in progress" because tesla doesnt want anyone to break their equipment. If I have a bulletproof f550 thats filling up at the pump and the violent armed theives or kidbappers come up while im sitting waiting for the 100 gallons of diesel to fill up i can just put the thing in drive and drive away even with the fuel pump handle still attached as i flee with the hose dragging along the ground as the fuel pump has had billions of dollars of r&d in it already and they were smart enough to install the pump handle so the line can break and you can drive away and bring the handle back and pay for a new hose installed. So you can excape the robbers etc. They dont let you do that in electric because its a high voltage powerline 😂😂😂😂😂😂 only way they get around this is if they werent dumb and built everything into the parking space underneith the car and wirelessly charge like a phone. But that will be even worse because utll solve that problem but then at the same time it creates other problems that arent tolerable like even longer charge times and more difficult to install charging because they have to dig a bigger hole in the ground all over the country at even higher rates than gasoline stations. Gas stations you pump cars through so fast. If a charging station goes out of order even if irs 1 stall thats 1 customer per hour and they cant even get serviced with a charge. So inefficient the more people who have to charge the worse you will see it be when you have to wait in line for elons charger like his asset account desperately hopes for. At a fuel station of 6 pumps where I live it services 2 cars at a time on each side so 12 cars can ge fueled at the same time as well as it doesnt take 30 45 60 minutes to fill up 12 gallons in a prius. It takes almost no time in comparison to fill up a base model civic or corolla. Or even an f150 for that matter. An f250.. you can even start looking at f350s and stuff when youre talking 100k+ for a truck. F550. If your spending a freaking fortune man the gasoline is not that bad you say what it cost 350 bucks to fill up where i live rn if you got 100 gallons in like an f550 but if it gets 12mpg thats a range of 4x what a cybertruck can do in the winter brand new. So you can literally cross multiple states if you wanted and mot fill up. These clowns say "hurr durr i plug in wake up with a full charge" yet they live under a rock like patrick star and never drive anywhere because charging the entire way sucks. The best way to get a car from arizona to texas and from texas to florida is to drive it as thats what it it was made for. If you fill up the tank you dont have to stop for gas for basically the whole trip you can stop for a meal a hotel wothout having to make sure it has a charging plug in. If you got a 100 gallon tank on these big f series if you only drive 200 miles a week going to work and back going for groceries hauling kids around you only need to pump has in it every month and a half of that type of driving not egery single day at night jacking up your houses and everyone elses powerbills in the burbs. And it can actually tow a pretty big backhow across the country you buy it in arizona gotta move it to michigan a cybertruck is a bad tool for the job. They act like you dont pump gas but the electricity cost to haul the same piece of equipment as far isnt small change either anyway and your time cost stopping your cybertruck every 100 miles to charge for an hour and a half you actually spend over half a day of your life disconnecting the trailer to get a charge plug for an hour and a half to go another 100 miles 12 times for 1200 miles where an f550 with a 100 gallon tank for 350 bucks you run 1200 miles at 65mph with a friend you drive in 2 shifts each way 600 miles each and you got your rust free arizona backhoe in michigan with time and money to spare ill bet. The 350 bucks in gas could be worth it if youre buying a rust free backhoe in arizona and transporting it to sell in michigan where a ruat free vehicle is worth more you could save a lot of time and money spending the gas money because hackhoes cost a lot you buy it for 100k in arizona sell it for 110 in michigan 10% is 10k you spent 700 in gas to drive it but the guy doing that job in f550 can really deliver more things farther away faster. Cyhertruck sucks tesla cant build trucks they have little towing expirience. Where is the gooseneck on the cybertruck huh? Where is the gooseneck i dont see one! A truck thay cant tow yet its only thing it has to brag about is torque. You pay 100k and you can only deliver things safely within like a 100 mile area and thays if you want to have to charge right after you make the delivery. An f550 an f450 can do that too 😂😂😂😂 it can also deliver things just around town but what if you live in michican and have a family farm there but you have a winter home in arizona and you buy a good backhoe in arizona and need to drive it to michigan? A cybertruck sucks at that. An f550 can do it. Most of the drive is a straight line anyway you need a big fuel tank that gets lighter as it drains. A battery is heavy empty or full. If you drain a cybertruck past bekow 20% or above 80% too much too often it degrades yiyr performance and lifespan. If you run an f550 our of gas 100 times in a row the worst your going to have to do is replacing fuel pumps. There is diesel pumps at basically every gas station eveb in my small town very very very small town right at the end of my street there is 2 gas stations each large for average motorvehicles but one has several semi capable bays that can fill up things like peterbuilts and dump trucks and f250s 350s 450s and 550s with their trailers attached. Cybertruck bot even close to an actual truck. Its closer to a time machine than it is a truck for working and getting the job done. Its a concept car brougut to life its not going to beat an f450 hauling a backhoe across the country or even local trades jobs like public utility boom trucks for powerlines and tree trimmers etc and all kinds of stuff like that. The cyhertruck isnt a design condusive to actually doing truck things like taking off a box and putting on a flatbed in its place. On an f250 350 450 550 you can do that but nit on a cybertruck that is a very very big deal because of cost and there is people all over colorado new mexico utah and places where they have horses and cattle trailers and you might be selling 4 horses in colorado that someone in texas is buying for cattle farming and the texan might be selling 5 cattle to a guy in montana. A cybertruck is meant for like a dystopian futurism movie plot armor prop piece like the delorean in back to the future. Its going to suck so bad for when you just need to haul a large boulder from your family farm back to your house for a lawn ornament

    • @dom6512
      @dom6512 9 днів тому

      What dissolved other than your brain?

  • @raijin4867
    @raijin4867 4 дні тому +1

    Welp, I guess you could say it's definitely hoovie approved. xD
    After seeing everything about this cybertruck, I'm hoping it doesn't kill anyone over something dumb.