You didn't kill pikachu you caught him because do you remember when the pokeball got into the gun it was a sniper that can catch a pokemon far away so you didn't kill it
my mom would be glad for me and my brother to play minecraft (we do play minecraft still) but she knows that we play other games too. and out of them all she said minecraft was the best one ever XD
Dan : *FAST AS F-* Also Dan : *Remembers COPPA* Dan : "-flip boi" Edit : Also Dan, I played one of those new tomb raider games, and the bear is still there... *IT IS STILL THERE*
Dan: “boonana” Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably* Dan: *still saying random words that I didn’t hear* Me: *still laughing* Dan: Sh-shh-shhhhhhhhhh- *I’m trying to make my video here stranger!* Me: *trys to stop laughter* Dan: *BE QUIET!* Me: *finish’s laughing*
2016 Dan:
"Hey everyone! Dan here, from the Diamond Minecart!
2020 Dan:
Hey, I'm Dan
I mean 20+ milion subs. Who doesnt know him? Its different when he only has 1 mil.
“hi I’m Ryan-“
*Things change with time *
M Kramer thanks for the nostalgia
2025 : hi im done
2:57
Dan, have you been showing Asher an abundance of episodes of teletubbies as an excuse to watch it yourself?
Because if so...
That is
GeNiuS!!!
Indeed
@@bobby8027 sad sosaaaad
@Kelly Stephens hail peppa
Tiffany Geary hAiL PePpA
@CorkCall WHo's Asher?
15:20
Dan: hit the baby!
Asher: hold up
Lul.
Dan: reviews Minecraft 2.0
Dan 3 years later: “There is a another”
Nicolas Zarco “a another” HAHAH
a another
LOL
Dan: “kiCk the bAby”
Dan’s baby: :o
Kyle from South Park none of you get it
Uh wha5 does momo SH mean
@Wolfie FOX :D did they spell asher wrong? No
his name is asher
@@graygranola2051 uh I get it's my favourite show
16:10 "I'm not even listening to the subtitles."
*"Ignorance befell him-"*
Also, Dan, that be a doggo at 3:50.
At least i think so.
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss
Ignorance
@@hahaa3341 WaT Da yA mAleAn?(what do u mean)
*This is relatable!*
@@christmooose1198: just reminded me of "one step closer" from Linkin Park ;-;
Me: I wish there was a game where your dreams would come reality
Dreams: yes but actually no.
Well it's actually
Good guess but no
Hi my friend
We may find pug games or pokemon games... HMMM *THINKING INTENSIFIES*
Dreams come true :3
In the title, when saw the words “Dreams Game” i thought it meant the game was made by dream
Same honestly
Sergio Ramos whos dream
@Za Warudo Studios A Famous Minecraft UA-camr
The Ninja Derek oh ok
Same honestly
15:23 Dan: kick the baby
Jemma with Asher in the other room: 😐
Dan Raskin lol
@Mark Merritt qtqtqtqtqtqtqtqtqt
Haha! Soon as I heard this, I had to look in the comment section! 😂 I knew that someone would say something!!🤣😂
Mark Merritt that’s from random typek
Very true
Dan: KICK THE BABY!
Dan's kid: *sweating intensifies*
😂😂😂
Lol 😂
R YOU KIDDING ME
Copied
@@potatogaming8419 above the comment it's different
mom, can I play Minecraft?
Mom: we have Minecraft at home
Minecraft at home:
Seen this before just with roblox
Yeah
That’s because it’s a meme
OLD MEME
Who else thought this would be mc story mode season 3?
Dan in quarantine: *MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
**angry microwave noises**
*Angry and also weird noises*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
microwave dan, microwave dan, does whatever a microwave can.
4:28 this is an impostor peter griffin always breaks his legs when he runs
Dan: who said I wasn’t good at parkour? Come on, who said it?
Everyone else: You, Dan, you
Parkour bro fix it before anybody else sees
Haha😝😝😂
Parkour*
P A R K O U R
Yeah true no chis
Dream: "in the beginning"
Dan: "Oh?"
Dream: *"N O T H I N G"*
Dan: "Deep..."
Dan: never touch things that’s shiny
Me, on an iPad: well, I don’t really have a choice
4:03 “Oh he thicc, he real thicc” DanTDM, 2020
😂 🤦♂️
Netherite: I am the best!
Diamond: You're nothing without me!
Wood Logs: Yeah, right....
Internet: ...
Electricty: Amateurs
@@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575
Humans: pffff
Cavemen discovering fire: ug ug are you trying me oog
Fossil fuels: *NOOBS*
Big Bang: BIG OOF TO ALL OF YOU
Can we just take a minute to appreciate dans accurate references to other games or shows.
We should. Well I do. And I'm not the best at guessing games or shows
Is this online
@@erd1338 ?
"He's faster than Sonic!"
Sonic: Am I a joke to you?
*snapcube has entered the chat*
1:41 *”Yo... he’s faster than Sonic”*
**Angry hedgehog noise**
I farted
You didn't kill pikachu you caught him because do you remember when the pokeball got into the gun it was a sniper that can catch a pokemon far away so you didn't kill it
Sonic:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And also 7:56
"Sonic, Im so sorry"
"I Forgive you"
*mom, can I play Minecraft?*
Mom: *we have Minecraft at home
*
*Minecraft at home:*
I don’t get it
Zeno G yeah me too
@@Zenith2024-o2m r/whoosh
@@10ksubswithoutvideoschalle18 r/whoosh
Mom, I haven't eaten in days, get off of Dreams and be an adult.
Mom: we have masterfully crafted sculptures of food at home.
3:55 when he said "what" It said the word next to his facecam and I'm pretty sure it wasn't editing
Starz I WAS RIGHT UP TO THAT PART, THEN I REALIZED THAT, AND I COUGHED WITH A MESSAGE SYNCED PERRECTLY WTH
Plagus LMAO
@@PlagusTheImposter that happens a lot with me too lmao
It was on the game
Plagus no offence, but you didn’t have to put it all in caps.. it kinda looks silly, and
FUN!!
Also I’m a plot twister-
XD
Dan: I lost the ability to suck
Me: well i still suck
sad dude...
Sad sad
Sad:(
Nasty
Oof
4:30
Dan: "And who said I wasn't good at parkour, huh?!?!?!
Me: "You, in almost every video with parkour..................;p"
Also Dan in this very episode: *Fails in the sonic adventures thing AT PARKOUR*
Nobody:
Dan playing every game: I think I broke the game
Same here
ALSO
WHO LOOKS AT REPLYS!
Oof I spelled it wrong
"this game allows you to create games that then we as players play"
Roblox: *am I a joke to you*
Yes roblox you really are a joke to me making kids pay for just about anything
Lol
@Ericstargamer their*
roblox is a scam
exactly!
“I’ve lost the ability to suck.”
🤣
That's what she said
@@FredsterB no more suck now
@@FredsterB that’s upsetting
3:06 I'M LITERARY DYING
Ok
Maria Garcia lol
u good bro
3:06 I'm literally crying right now
Half paradox?
Dan: plays Minecraft 2 in dreams
Everyone: ASLEEP 3!!!
YESS
Yeeahbi kinda fought that
Asleep 1 was my fav. I remember watching so many times good map
I hate you!!!
Laerica Lordi why
3:06 “I’ve lost the ability to suck.” -Dan, 2020
😂😂😂 ur so dirty minded
Little Gamer, he meant “suck” as in being bad, so you’re the one that’s dirty minded lmao
I’m saying nothing
Nothing
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CakeCroc LPS that’s what you get for using tiktok.
Tysm for everything dan. 2020 has been hard for all of us, but with you here, your making us all smile every day😄
"I've lost the ability to suck"
-DanTDM 2020
Oh oh no
W h y t h o u g h , l o l -
I thought that sounded weird
“Thanks shows you how to scratch it. Wut?”
@@rhilxn.2037 thats what im totally wondering too 😋
I didn’t I’d ever hear the phrase “I’ve lost the ability to *suck* “ 3:07
Dan: "NEVER TOUCH SHINY THINGS!"
CarlSagan42: But I want the shinies D:
Do u mean in Pokemon if u do lol xd
Bet most of these peeps wont understand the joke xd
“Hey, I’m Dan.”
Me: Dan The Pigman!
@@Blazarous. pigman rap
Pigman rap
"I've lost the ability to suck" - DanTDM (2020)
Lol
oh no
My question is,what's he succin ova der????
LOL
Jeovanni Hetel XD
16:15 My childhood is broken
Me: Saw DanTDM's PSN username.
Also me: Where's my PS4 I need to add him.
He probably won’t friend u I don’t think :/
Yeah he won’t friend you
Ik
What is it? And we're is it
Dylan Dragon *where
DanTDM: “Don’t touch anything shiny”
Me: “Ok your phone is a waste then”
That is true..... unless his phone Is dirty. XD
HARHARHARHARHARHAR FUNNYYY
Literally no one:
Dan:he has a ben 10 bracelet
When dan said:”This game allows you to create games that then we as players play.” Reminded me of.......
Of Minecraft and Roblox cuz why not🤗
Nah only roblox
Dreams is far better than Roblox and Minecraft
Black Parade true
Black Parade not true you must not be playing some good games
@@lum1notryc828 minecraft
8:04 Dan keeping it PG 😂
what’s PG?
Paitun Sianghen PG means parental guidance. Which means in this case no swearing 🤬
Lol ye
3:05
@@bababahjqiwiwiwnamama8454HAHHA LOL
Hey mom?
Mom: yes?
Can I play minecraft?
Mom: no.
Can I play dreams?
Mom: sounds good. Sure
Me: mwah haha she’ll never know
What EVIL mom wouldnt let their son or daughter play minecraft!?
@@ryan-ch6fp you seem so unaware of the price of minecraft
Yeah I would buy minceraft xd
@@atomic_typh00n66 I got it for £21... it isnt that bad...
my mom would be glad for me and my brother to play minecraft (we do play minecraft still) but she knows that we play other games too. and out of them all she said minecraft was the best one ever XD
*this game allows you to create games that then we as players play"*
Roblox: *am I a joke to you*
yes you are right roblox is a big joke(not killing people’s opinions) but yes roblox is absolute trash
SAYYYYY GUUUUUUUUH
Sick duck dock
@@macolikescookies he meant the opposite of that, that roblox exists and already has that ability, not that its a joke :/ (Its not just try it)
@@macolikescookies freak u ;) you have no right to call roblox a trash u dont even have subs hm?
10:05 is what your here for
Thank you sir
Thank you sir
Thank you sir
Thank You Sir
Thank you sir
No one:
Literally no one:
Dreams: *MmmMmMmMmMm*
Dan: *MmMmMmMmM*
True Fans: *MmMmMmMmm*
Microwave:
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Media molcule
Mini Ladd: REEEEEEEE ALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
Dan: never touch what is shiny
Also dan in that one video that I remember now for some reason:
Ooh Shiny
Dan, a dad: Kick the baby..!
Also Dan: still a dad: KICK THE BABY! >:D
Don't kick the God damn baby
Asher: MOM HELP DAD'S YEETING MEE
Jemma:sorry guys gotta go
*charges into Dan's office*
Dan's mind: BIG OOF
@@mlp1983mp why
Orion Dees that’s my other account
Literally everyone is playing this game, and I watch everyone's playthrough.
Lol yeah, I watched 8-bit Ryan play this XD
@@Slothloaf: I have no idea. Might as well check
Literally nobody does
lazarbeamtoo!😁
Koko Pop
DanTDM: *uploads video*
Me: I am speed.
"I'm fast as f-flip boy"
-DanTDM 2020
XD
4:03 *He thicc. He real thicc.*
8:05
Dan trying to avoid demonetization
8:06 lol, Dan was about to swear
lol
he didnttt
he didnttt
I think I'm def cuz I couldn't hear it
its at 8:04
“This is getting out of hand... now there are two of them...”
Two minecrafts?
DanTDM: *has a kid*
Also Dan: "KICK THE BABY!" 15:18
Dan: "Kick the baby!"
Ike: "Don't kick the goddamn baby!"
R.I.P Asher Middleton
May his soul be remembered
Mmhhmm
@Aaradhana Prabakaran ?????????????????????????????
WHAT WHAT WHAT
12:56
“wE KIlleD pIKaCHu wiTH An aTOmic rIflE”
That Humpty-Dumpty story tho.
That was HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
Dan: kick the baby
Me: i'm scared for your child
Drew Flix *Dan’s baby starts running
DJ HAHA thats funny dude i should have put that
Dan: Never touch any shiny thing.
Me: So we can't touch your forehead?
Dan:**TRIGGERED**
Not funny😂
Wot
@@jaspernoodle2484 if it's not funny then why did you insert a laughing emoji?
? i dont think Dan would be triggered
That is really funny but who would want you to touch there forehead?? 😂
Pink Blob: I’m faster than sonic.
Sonic: Yeah right.
Pink Blob: Hold my beer.
BIGFish Gutz yes I am faster than that wisp looking thing
No
P i n k
J u i s
2:52
WE JUST FOUND A NEW SCP
10:07 is what you came for
An ad for onward
No, I came for the whole video... BiG bRaIn
16:19 *top ten saddest anime deaths*
Dan: he thick he thick
Dan 5years ago: Hey there it’s the diamond minecart
Ok
with trayous (ik i spelt it wrong i just dk how to spell his name
Hey everyone! Dan here from, The, Diamondminecart and welcome back to another minecraft video!
THE NOSTALGIA IT HURTS
“Dreams Game”
Me: has heart attack
@Dabbing Squidward it’s a joke
@@eellion3611 it's a stupid one
@@mitos1199 Yes indeed it is
Hello do you people play NIGHTMARE GAME?XD
@@NIGHTMARE-tk9jq ...get out
3:36 Dan OFFICIAL reaction to verbalase.
Hahhq
Yes Daniel, I have met you.
Over 7 years ago.
Where I found this amazing channel.
It would be when not where because we’re referring to time.
11:11 long live the king
I saw your youtube picture you got me
Play more of Dreams plz we all love it.
3:06 *_I've lost the ability to suck now_*
Me : Good Job Dan!!!
😂
Lmao
*i-*
Dantdm: “Who said I wasn’t good at parkour, huh? WHO SAID IT?”
Me: *“You?”*
(Moment at 4:29 or 4:30)
Dan : *FAST AS F-*
Also Dan : *Remembers COPPA*
Dan : "-flip boi"
Edit : Also Dan, I played one of those new tomb raider games, and the bear is still there... *IT IS STILL THERE*
I wanted to see him finish the box level so i could see his reaction when he became 3D
"I'm not even listening to the subtitles."
Dantdm, 2020
13:16
5,6,7,8
This will be a piece of cake...
Dan: I've lost the ability to suck now, which is definitely a problem.
Me: But... that's a good thing
2:37 i was laughing so hard dan "gimme the poop i want it."
It makes me laugh to
@@simijrm lol ik
Dan : I’ve lost the ability to suck
Me : thinking... I’m so dirty minded
Yeah you are
3:33 so ones gunna talk about this part
jackie aguilar I don’t see an issue here
Bro you don’t know cartoon beatbox battles
Lemme show u how to scratch it *bridbbdidnfbfndkffnnf*
That’s a big dream when you think about it
Dan: Someone made Minecraft 2!
Hytale: Am I a joke to you?
Hytale isn't Minecraft 2
It's got story mode
SSJCrafter R/wooooosh
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dan: this is a game that allows you to make games
Me:is this a dream????
no
Single*
No, this is roblox
A dream is going to be here soon
Dan: “boonana”
Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Dan: *still saying random words that I didn’t hear*
Me: *still laughing*
Dan: Sh-shh-shhhhhhhhhh- *I’m trying to make my video here stranger!*
Me: *trys to stop laughter*
Dan: *BE QUIET!*
Me: *finish’s laughing*
Ok
Well done I wanted to do that
Parents: our kids watch DanTDM because he's family-friendly
Dan: has GTAV and GTASA installed on his PS4
Random fact: More people visit France than any other country.
SciFactsYT who asked
Cause y not
I do loads!
ok
SciFactsYT Greenland is the least visited
0:46
Is there a fly in here?
My dreams at night: "dosent exist"
Dan's dreams:
The sonic speed boost is it in sonic forces on the Nintendo switch
4:30 Dan: And who said i'm not good at parkour huh
Flashback: I'm bad at parkour my grandma is good at parkour
3:36 Thanos explaining why he needs to destroy/kill half of the universe life......
What If Playing Getting Over It On Dreams!?
Another New Level Of Gameplay!?
Oskarix getting over it on roblox in dreams
Dan: *plays Dreams*
UA-cam: *HMMMM yes this is minecraft*
Dan: Minecraft 2!
Me: O: This could be interesting :D
And then it was a huge dissapointment. Eh?
From this :D to this :/
00:1 Hey Dan!
*Rember When you Broke your Hand*
@Cowboys eat crabs remembers*
@Cowboys eat crabs wait crap
00:01???
Fortnite 2? Minecraft 2? Is that a coincidence?
Dan: A shiny blob, Walk towards it!
Dan 2 seconds later: STOP! DON'T WALK TOWARDS IT!
Dan: I'm a father now!
Also Dan: 15:23