Dan: "Doesn't give a-" Me: o0o Dan: "flying fish" Me: phew0 I- if you don't get it, it's a joke Edit 2: please stop usising caps, I didn't mean as that type of joke
Whats crazy is that I just relized ive been watching dan since I was seven that 6 years of me enjoying and laughing at all the fun and silly things hes done and its crazy how much things have changed in just that time. I rember in elementary when I would be down and go straight to his channel to make me happy. I know this is really sappy but Thanks dan for being there because I dont know what i would have done without you💖💖💖
From a fish bowl, to the building tops, to the ground, to the road, to the ocean. From a fish bowl, to a trampoline, to a pool, to the sewers, to a mop bucket, to the lake. From an indoor aquarium in the club, to a mop bucket, to a cup, to a mans stomach, to a toilet, to the pipes, to the sewers, to the sea. From an outdoor table on a patio, to the gutters and pipes on the sides of buildings, to stairs, to building tops, to the ground, to a sewers / drainage / pipes construction / renovation site, to a mop bucket, to the ocean. This fish has been through a lot.
Jemma: Hey Dan what do you want for dinner... Dan: “in a dark allyway next to some trash cans... just where I wanna be” Jemma: ok? Jemma’s mind: why did I marry this man?
“We wouldn’t wanna see a news report of a fish falling from the sky and injuring itself on the New York streets.” From what I’ve heard, that wouldn’t be unique for New York.
Dan: *kills fish* “this always makes me really sad”
20 seconds later: laughs at the fish when it dies
😂
Lol
I’ve been watching Dan since I was four
Lol
I have been watching him for 5 years 😶
nice meme
Dan: “All drains lead to the ocean.”
And another several thousand fish were killed.
GamerGuy25 / Devlin Ford oof
Fish not fishes
Right. Sorry.
😢
Gamer gal, no fish were were harmed during the comment of a joke I heard.
Dan: He's hit the rock
My Brain: Imagining the rock being slapped by a fish
Kee Byrne lmfao😂
Rock sand¿¿
Do you mean Roxanne
Rock: why is a fish slapping me
I imagine a goldfish being yeeted onto a rock
Dan : “The controls are purposely hard so you can’t get Gerald into the ocean”
Octodad : “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
If the creators of OctoDad worked with bossa and made a crossover level that would be sick lol
Kung Fu Panda
wow
😂 yes
Umm if your talking / saying it in what I think your saying it in well dans already played Octodad
11:33
Dan: i hope no one is behind us.
Man: i will end this man's whole career
**fish
11:31*
"Guys I'm in a game."
Minecraft Story Mode: am I a joke to you??
lol
lol
Also the escapists and in evil nun
Man that takes me back
Jimmy Donaldson lol
50% of this video is Dan talking to a fish, and that’s amazing
The daily Noob lol
I can relate to dan! XD
yess!!
Didn't think about that
Ye
4:08 “CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS”
Doctor mike
Are You Okay?
You Might Need Help
(Insert The You Need Some Help Meme)
The Gold Griefer so glad someone else gets it 😂
Doctor mike
Doctor Mike reference, lol
Dan: "I wonder where I am!?"
*Opens game*
"Oh there I am"
Dan TDM: I’m gonna do this
Gerald: no you’re not. Falls off board
lolllllllll
Hahaha
Corecct
I finish a 2hr stream and go
“Finnaly, I can take a break”
UA-cam: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Ahmed’s Bored your profile pic is literally my reaction when i read your comment
Hi your profile picture is a blobfish.
U lying
So UA-cam is John Cena??
He’s not lying that is a blob fish
4:09 Dan literally gave a fish cpr
Let that sink in
Ohhh
Umm
I do not get it
PuN iNtEnDeD
ohhh come in sink
*"Guys I'm in a game”*
Sky Landers: *Am I a joke to you?*
Unbox:Am I a joke to you
Minecraft story mode: “ am I a joke to you ? “
The Escapist 2: "Am I a joke to you?"
@@strawberrysoftie sorry but we are talking about games and not movies 🤣
The evil nun: Am I a joke to you?
7:43 ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!
Emperor Yoda making my way downtown...
How do you do that with the time stamp
You type the number with a colon in the middle.
*Timestamp number*
@@owungoobuh9343 i
6:29 *When the wrong guess on a test was actually the right answer*
then... it wasnt... the wrong guess...
@@thatguyrobert660 true
8:12 expect the unexpected!!😂😂😂
1 hour
@@bebekkremes
cfgy
11:12 there he is, there is ol’Pancelot
OMG it is XD
When Dan is happy, everyone is happy 😊
:( I'm not
Im supper happy when Dan is happy
:)
Why does this have just 3 Comments God he’s a famous youtuber
@@curlyhairedproductions7679 so?
me: sees the title
my reaction: ITS DREAM
afterward: its i am fish
Me too I thought it was Dream
I thought he was in a different game..." NOT I AM FISH
Milkman exactly what I said when I saw the title! 😅
Dan: "Im Doing CPR"
Me: *Confused Screaming*
Me too
Hopefully it wasn’t just me who heard dan say “that’s the tea”
*ME*
I did
Spill the tea SiStErS
Libsterific time?
Where am I deaf or what tell mee!
Yeah lol 😂
Dan: even tho I don’t have legs I’m gonna get in trouble for jay walking
Me: u mean jay swimming
BA DUN CH
15:03 the sound you make when you found something under the sofa
Hahahaha
At 11:45 there's a dead Gerald the fish, if u can't find it look to the left of the mop container thing & below Dan's face cam
3:18 is it me or can I see the water of the fish bowl leaving the fish when the trampoline hits it
I did it glitch
The water lagged off
Joban Sangha same
I see it to
No me as well
12:24 that face made me laugh me and sure it made few others too
Dan: I'm in a game!
Me: i have no friends
That’s so funny I forgot to laugh
hahahahahah sad loner
Lol
Why dis so relatable?!
You and me both
Edit: You know I was kidding, right?
DanTDM: “I hope nobody’s behind us”
Someone tips them from behind
@JamarBlocxz same
@JamarBlocxz *read
Dan: "Doesn't give a-"
Me: o0o
Dan: "flying fish"
Me: phew0
I- if you don't get it, it's a joke
Edit 2: please stop usising caps, I didn't mean as that type of joke
O
Kiano _1285 10:52
He knew about the UA-cam COPPA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here's an explanation
Don't give a f
LMAO
Random fact: Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.
Breh
NANI!?!?
How do you know this?
🦥🐬
@@RoboticDefenceLeague lol
Nobody:
Absolutely no soul:
Dantdm: *excited about being in a fish game*
Not funny
Walid Nikzad no one asked
Walid Nikzad at least i have more than 5 subscribers.
DaGalacticPikachu 1 why would I care
Wow very original joke. Very funny. 😒
i love when he hit by a truck and he flew in to the ocean
I love that to it’s so clean
@Sanana The Skenana Me too
I agree with you about it
yes, i love where a train hits an innocent fish.
No views, no comments.
Ok
ok
nvm i was 5th....
Ok
4:41 I thought he said this is a meme corner
Same
no its a very meme corner
Saiiiiim
What did he ACTUALLY say there
Me too
Dan: All pipes go to the ocean
Africa: Not here we barely even have oceans
15:10 “
DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE THAT!!!”
Reminded me of
“DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE THAT DADDY DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID”
from Finding Nemo XD🌊
Dantdm: i'm doing CPR
Gerald: ×_×
Me: CPR is to get water out
InducedSumo183 cpr spitting version 🐟
lol
no, it sometimes is to not all the time
Dan: Safe landing...in a dirty alley with some trash cans.
Yes Dan, this is your life now.
Dan: iron fish
Me thinking about iron man*
Me: rip iron man
(1 day later)
The story of iron fish!
What do you even mean?
Jœ Mæmæ did u not see endgame?
Jœ Mæmæ when iron man boi said “I am Iron Man”
Jœ Mæmæ dats why he was thinking bout it I think
Wow what a great comment
God this is so cringy
Whats crazy is that I just relized ive been watching dan since I was seven that 6 years of me enjoying and laughing at all the fun and silly things hes done and its crazy how much things have changed in just that time. I rember in elementary when I would be down and go straight to his channel to make me happy. I know this is really sappy but Thanks dan for being there because I dont know what i would have done without you💖💖💖
So sweet ❤❤❤
sweet but now we know your age.......
*Gerald sadly dies*
Dan: YES! Gerald let’s do that again
Oh ooooooooookkkkkkkkk
@@drgaharveykidz7291 ???
@@drgaharveykidz7291 .....?
@@drgaharveykidz7291 ?.........
@@drgaharveykidz7291 ?……
When he goes “we need to keep our peepers peeled” 😂😂
Skins the peeper fish from subnautica
Mecha Meme Leader skins 10000 peepers
Forgive me for my peeper sins
Also dan: oh never mind we don’t need to look that hard-
hold up. Does this mean that we need to peel our eyes?!?!
Kallum Smith uh-
Nobody:
Not a single person in the multiverse:
Gerald when reaching that slope: (Escape from the city plays!)
RANDOM FACT:
Sloths can hold their breath longer than DOLPHINS.
Lets try it tomorrow, u bring sloth and i will bring dolphin...
@@sumedhkangne687 I'll bring water, let's meet in Mumbai
Someone already wrote that.
Nice.
Sorry i am busy besides search it on UA-cam it there
4:01 when you dropped your new AirPods in the drain
7:50
Dan:The boxes are fine
Me:well you are not
Dan:(laughs)
4:05 Dan: We are going...
Me: ..to die..
0:24 when I get a notification..but my phone dies
*The fish dies*
Dan: Yes, that was epic Gerald! Let's do it again!
Dan: Laughs at dying fish
UA-cam: faMilY FrIenDLy COntENt
Dan:"I'm in a game"
All the other games that has Dan in:AM I A JOKE TO YOU OR NOTHING
your so right also epic username
Haha exactly
It’s crazy
Dan: that’s the ocean I can see it
Me:that’s the ocean I can 🌊 it
Pulling out the old jokes, I see 😅
KingBot 5000 I sea too
@ really.... 😂😂😂
I am 🌊ing at you
🌊 emoji is a wave emoji
So youre saying
I can wave it
DAN : *I'm in a game!*
Me: *YAY*
DAN: *IM A FISH*
ME: *bruh*
So true
lol 😂
ITS A SCAN
SCAM
This is so amazing
I already knew I was in a game-
Cause i'm a fish in a trash bin
From a fish bowl, to the building tops, to the ground, to the road, to the ocean. From a fish bowl, to a trampoline, to a pool, to the sewers, to a mop bucket, to the lake. From an indoor aquarium in the club, to a mop bucket, to a cup, to a mans stomach, to a toilet, to the pipes, to the sewers, to the sea. From an outdoor table on a patio, to the gutters and pipes on the sides of buildings, to stairs, to building tops, to the ground, to a sewers / drainage / pipes construction / renovation site, to a mop bucket, to the ocean. This fish has been through a lot.
11:07
The moment you realise Dan is getting old
People: BOoMeR-
Dan: . . .
Dan: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LOL THAT CAR HELPED YOU GET TO THE OCEAN 😂😂😂
"stay fishy guys! Wait what-"
weff
what
"that's the tea" - *-Daniel Middleton-*
Haha true
12:18 ‘PANTS NO’ something I would never imagine Dan saying Lmao
He has a child
Dan: We need to look carefully for me on this game.
Dan: Ohh thats me Im right there
Me: Wait so you are a billboard
Newest game made by DanTDM: I am billboard
Jemma: Hey Dan what do you want for dinner...
Dan: “in a dark allyway next to some trash cans... just where I wanna be”
Jemma: ok?
Jemma’s mind: why did I marry this man?
Omg just imagine if that happened
It's a joke
Also ‘merry’ is spelt *Marry* *M A R Y *
*M*A*R*R*Y oops
"Oh maybe this is sanfrants disco, IM CONFUSED!!" Dan says at 7:45
Sorry it was ment to be 7:42
He said Sanfransico
San Francisco
Which I think this is based of du du du
7:07 -dantdm 2020
4:08 when your imaginary friend dies
Dan: *LITERALLY DIES*
Also dan: that was awesome lets do that again!
Homicide
"Does anyone know fish C.P.R?" "Yes, I mean nooo."
Chest compression. Chest compression. Chest compression.
Well yes, but no.
11:05
Man: *Walks By*
Dan: *Dying*
Also Dan: SiR pUlL yOuR pAnTs Up!!!
1:25 that guy has the coronavirus.
Oh nooo
who?
Dan: I don’t have legs so I’m jay walking
Me: jay swimming
DanTDM in a game: wow
If I were in a game: OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
The Not Fake Show well he has been in many games such as unbox, And even Skylanders.
For him it’s very common
E H ya I guess
5:24 dantdm: every ....... time! he just cut it out
4:08 I think he died because you flattened him...
Dan: “Two cars later” Me: how long is two cars? 🤔
2km
Stop being so realistic jiomu1
@@GabeFlorian stop having your period
TheoLOLxD lol 😂
@@theowoosh3926 yes 👏👏👏👏👏
car: oh look its dantdm im just gonna launch him to his freedom since im a nice guy
Lol
8:57 Dan just straight up turned into Pewdiepie when playing Minecraft
15:04 now that's what I call a flying fish!
1:54 That’s when Dan sees the billboard
Dan: Gerald come back to me!
Me:
*That's what she said*
Okay..
?
7:52 Now that's what I call a FLYING fish!
Fish: Iam fish
Poppy: Iam Poppy
Groot: Iam Groot
Captn:Iam Steve Roger
Me:I'm an introvert
15:06 wow
Wow
Me watch's this
Dan:that was amazing Gerald lets do it again
Me :SO U WANT A FISH TO KILL HIMSLEF AGAIN
Dan : this mans trying to report me to the police
Gerald: gets kicked
ive been watching since 2012 and i recently starting wathcing you again and i must say your content is banging!
Who else loves Dan?
Don't search Moobicap on youtube
Why?
Everyone !!!! Of course
I searched it up and lived
Whyyy
Congratulations Dan! I can't wait to play it myself!
I have watched dantdm sense I was 6 and subscribed since I'm now 13 and found this video and have so much nostalgia
Dan: I'll Try To Keep You Safe Okay?
*15 Seconds later*
Dan: GERALD NOOOOO!!!!!
Gerald: You Tried Dan...You Tried...
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Also Dan when Gerald dies: THAT WAS EPIC GERALD LET'S DO IT AGAIN
Congratulations on being in a game Dan you deserve it
Dan:
I'm in a game!
Me:
Of course you are, you're playin it
“OOO a kind sir”
Dantdm best quote of the decade
15:01 *NOW PLAYING* YEAAAAAA BOIII ER EE ER ER EEE ER EE
15:06 my iPad went flat. I guess we’ll never know
Dan: "i killed the fish 3 times now *dan laughs* 5:31
Dan:we're doing so good at this we might be able to try iron fish mode 1life no checkpoints
Game:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Dan:Dies several times
I swear I literally just watched those vids of I am fish
“Flip him over, and kill him.”
-DanTDM 2020
This is the 5th time Dan has said "I'm in a game"
“We wouldn’t wanna see a news report of a fish falling from the sky and injuring itself on the New York streets.”
From what I’ve heard, that wouldn’t be unique for New York.
Omg UR THE BEST YT EVER EVER EVER I ALWAYS WATCH U I LOVE U
Please just don't embarrass yourself he's not going to notice
U don’t know
What if he does?