MARKIPLIER DOESN'T SURVIVE... | Phasmophobia

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  • @cal0505
    @cal0505 2 роки тому +3752

    I like how mark wonders why the ghost goes after him even though hes not hiding, has his flashlight on, leaves the door open and is screaming

    • @deaflizard9721
      @deaflizard9721 2 роки тому +64

      And he's not even put salt on every doorway. (chuckles)

    • @user-bb2pf7ku3y
      @user-bb2pf7ku3y 2 роки тому +13

      Get this 269 likes

    • @yourweirduncle3913
      @yourweirduncle3913 Рік тому

      Dont forget him calling it a little piss baby

    • @denxx56
      @denxx56 Рік тому +29

      Back then ghosts couldn't sense electronics

    • @mreggs3731
      @mreggs3731 Рік тому +1

      @@user-bb2pf7ku3y too late

  • @samiam858
    @samiam858 3 роки тому +6127

    Mark: why meee??
    Also Mark: refuses to ever turn off his light or be quiet

    • @zrc1514
      @zrc1514 2 роки тому +279

      It's freaking hunting and he's just standing out in the open and yelling.

    • @jaylinnell5251
      @jaylinnell5251 2 роки тому +20

      It's for the content. I think.

    • @Ablebey
      @Ablebey 2 роки тому +68

      @TraumaBeast how exactly is content fustrating, everyone doesn't even know in the version mark played the flashlight doesn't make the ghost chase you, nor talking.

    • @kambri3113
      @kambri3113 2 роки тому +82

      @@NurtureCooper you are a sad person, you’ve commented on 12 of his other videos expressing your dislike for his content… so whats the point in commenting about it continuously? If you dislike it so much then it isn’t for you but other people can find it entertaining. Everyone has different preferences and there’s always the option to be respectful.

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому +18

      @@NurtureCooper he gets so much better throughout the videos with his experience. Watch his new videos instead of ridiculing him about how he acts in the old ones. + hes even better by the end of the video 31:28

  • @TheIgnitionCollective
    @TheIgnitionCollective 4 роки тому +2591

    Wade is literally: s"o guys i did a bit of mining after last episode"

  • @zerox3936
    @zerox3936 2 роки тому +4002

    The reason why Markiplier is hated within the ghost community is because he walks with his caulk out

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 роки тому +6940

    “How many fingers am I holding up?”
    “Only one, the middle one.”
    Wade is underrated.

  • @hugothomas989
    @hugothomas989 4 роки тому +8925

    Mark when I’m alone: “Let’s go hunt ghosts together friends !!!”
    Mark when my parents bust in: “ CAULK CAULK CAULK CAULK!!”

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 4 роки тому +38

      ok

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 4 роки тому +255

      Not gonna lie, when they he started yelling that it took me a few seconds to realize what he was holding. xD I haven't heard that word in a while hahah

    • @daveyfromdownsouth7889
      @daveyfromdownsouth7889 4 роки тому +23

      so true 😂😂

    • @JoshplayerX
      @JoshplayerX 4 роки тому +91

      *Laughs in renting an own apartment*

    • @ilovepeoplebro
      @ilovepeoplebro 4 роки тому +30

      @@JoshplayerX **laughs in dead parents**

  • @shikarinee
    @shikarinee 4 роки тому +1858

    Imagine being the ghost and all you see someone holding a spirit box threatening you and their voice getting higher and higher.

    • @ryliesaxby7236
      @ryliesaxby7236 3 роки тому +23

      I want to be the ghost so bad now🤣🤣

    • @paigelux4819
      @paigelux4819 3 роки тому +18

      jesus: hello you are a ghost no_ me: CAULK HOLD MY CAULK HUMAN the human: what the heck i call ghost b__ me:no call the caulk

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 роки тому +4

      I want to die for the sole purpose of witnessing this

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 3 роки тому +7

      REMEMBER ME EDDIE?! WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER?! AND I TALKED JUST. LIKE. THIIIIIIIIIISSSS!
      I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 3 роки тому +4

      @Toppat Leader Neon Wolf Roger Rabbit.

  • @LucisZ39
    @LucisZ39 3 роки тому +2873

    I'm re-watching these and just so everyone knows. Mark and Bob were giving Wade grief for being level 286. Please know Wade still plays this game regularly (mostly solo) and almost a year later he is at level 1,279, has like $60,000 in game, and has well over 1000 hours into Phasmo.

    • @didyoueverhearthetragedyof8231
      @didyoueverhearthetragedyof8231 2 роки тому +189

      damn he likes this game a lot

    • @doodlemaster5406
      @doodlemaster5406 2 роки тому +45

      Yea i can’t wait for the xbox release

    • @Rhudig
      @Rhudig 2 роки тому +16

      @@doodlemaster5406Wait, when did they announce the xbox version? I'm hyped

    • @tylerhouston31
      @tylerhouston31 2 роки тому +52

      I think he's up to 5000 at this point

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Рік тому +30

      @@tylerhouston31 he would need to be playing more than 12 hours a day in one year non stop to have that amount

  • @meyerlxmon
    @meyerlxmon 4 роки тому +6231

    "Pick an object to personify yourself when you die!"
    Mark: C A U L K

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 роки тому +8009

    Mark in Unus Annus stream: "I have matured"
    Also Mark: *CAULK!!*

    • @JEWLS910
      @JEWLS910 4 роки тому +145

      Saying caulk isn't immature. How else are you meant to seal things?

    • @johncarlofernandez2698
      @johncarlofernandez2698 4 роки тому +26

      That's not Mark

    • @swordkingx4874
      @swordkingx4874 4 роки тому +22

      Pretty sure the stream this came from was a few days before the end.

    • @ldlk2829
      @ldlk2829 4 роки тому +45

      @Grant Casiño that's annus

    • @johncarlofernandez2698
      @johncarlofernandez2698 4 роки тому +25

      @Grant Casiño you didn't pay attention then.

  • @bazoinker
    @bazoinker 4 роки тому +9762

    mark: “you a little piss baby?”
    ghost: *starts hunting*
    mark: *[ i n s t a n t r e g r e t ]*

    • @bobbethy
      @bobbethy 3 роки тому +98

      Mark has never regretted anything

    • @maurotaffijn6147
      @maurotaffijn6147 3 роки тому +108

      *Oompa 1 Loompa 2 song intensifies*

    • @willow4407
      @willow4407 3 роки тому +72

      26:40 if you guys are wondering

    • @lizbi_makesart6695
      @lizbi_makesart6695 3 роки тому +40

      Dream: I’m a little piss baby-
      George: Ō.Ō
      Mark: are you a little piss baby?
      Dreams ghost: y-
      George’s ghost: * A N G E R I N T E N S I F I E S *

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 3 роки тому +36

      28:15 two mins after he started taunting it did infact start to hunt

  • @hol3541
    @hol3541 2 роки тому +649

    Mark: hiding for his life
    Wade in the distance: “ come get me betty bambalam, wanna kill meh Betty bambalam “

  • @Geddes1709
    @Geddes1709 4 роки тому +3302

    "Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?"
    Ghost: This guy knows the important questions

  • @EmmaEscalant
    @EmmaEscalant 4 роки тому +3680

    “You wanna drink some piss”
    Seems like Mark is still affected

    • @KARAZA3499
      @KARAZA3499 4 роки тому +43

      Omg hahahahahaha I hope mark sees this.
      This is gold

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 4 роки тому +16

      Abbachio is that you?

    • @thetrav2100
      @thetrav2100 4 роки тому +2

      wtf is that username

    • @michaelgibson5596
      @michaelgibson5596 4 роки тому +10

      I about lost my piss at 27:00😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @betterclone9521
      @betterclone9521 4 роки тому +1

      @@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г bot

  • @BlicedSread
    @BlicedSread 3 роки тому +10801

    Wade: "So I did a little mining off camera."

    • @insertnamehere4830
      @insertnamehere4830 3 роки тому +59

      Yup 😓

    • @Aerofiq
      @Aerofiq 3 роки тому +251

      "So i did a little hunting off camera"

    • @kratkartan1486
      @kratkartan1486 3 роки тому +82

      Well, He's in a lot of video's with other youtubers that played this, so not really off camera.

    • @musyaffaarafa1329
      @musyaffaarafa1329 3 роки тому +44

      @@kratkartan1486 congratulations

    • @moji3812
      @moji3812 3 роки тому +54

      @@kratkartan1486 you must be *great* at partys

  • @tobiastwynholme9532
    @tobiastwynholme9532 3 роки тому +1257

    Fans: Hey btw the ghosts can hear you talking.
    Mark, every time he tries to hide: *screams into mic*

  • @psy8039
    @psy8039 4 роки тому +2980

    Wade: "I got a picture of a dirty toilet"
    Bob: "I got a picture of Mark's dead body"
    Mark: "C A U L K"
    Wade: "I got a picture of Mark's floating C A U L K"

  • @mattf5855
    @mattf5855 4 роки тому +5436

    Bob: “did you make fun of ghosts in some irredeemable way?”
    Mark: *flashbacks to the ghost hunting unus annus videos

    • @Melanie-lb2bo
      @Melanie-lb2bo 4 роки тому +31

      😱😱😱

    • @alk5b
      @alk5b 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @friight_
      @friight_ 4 роки тому +88

      OW THE PAIN STOP

    • @caidenmillar2832
      @caidenmillar2832 4 роки тому +105

      I loved the ghost hunting with Linda, and also their 'Phasmaphobia In Real Life' video.

    • @Idk-rm7zp
      @Idk-rm7zp 4 роки тому +68

      Momento Mori

  • @andreamay4632
    @andreamay4632 3 роки тому +2772

    "Alright I got a picture of the idiots body." *Mark breathes in deeply* "Caulk"

  • @snorelax9851
    @snorelax9851 2 роки тому +380

    I like how in the previous video Markiplier had the godly ability to dodge the ghost multiple times but in this video, he just gets constantly killed by the ghost ai.

    • @apostleianlovelette
      @apostleianlovelette Рік тому +13

      "You see, Mark, you're not dealing with the average ghost anymore..."

    • @smokestack_lightning_999
      @smokestack_lightning_999 3 місяці тому

      Mark is a lucky build either he passes the check and wins with flying colors or fails miserably.

  • @赤ゲキ
    @赤ゲキ 4 роки тому +4036

    “Why me? Why me?”
    Because Jacksepticeye is absent.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 4 роки тому +42

      I haven't seen Jack play with them in a while

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 4 роки тому +75

      @@Lofi.z34
      Yes, due to the lack of new content which is understandable as Phasmophobia is being managed by only 1 guy.
      And there's Dead by Daylight, another horror themed game.
      Wade also played a lot with other players. Not so much on Jack's, Mark's and Bob's end.

    • @TreguardD
      @TreguardD 4 роки тому +9

      I love DBD. I'm playing Scratched Mirror Michael right now as a matter of fact.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 4 роки тому +3

      @@赤ゲキ I'm talking about a span of a few months

    • @ihatehandles
      @ihatehandles 4 роки тому

      Yes
      Correct

  • @trikcen5329
    @trikcen5329 4 роки тому +3257

    Bob: “It’s ANNUSly”
    *EVERYWHERE I GO, I SEE HIS FACE*

    • @moreartanxiety5278
      @moreartanxiety5278 4 роки тому +49

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 4 роки тому +61

      HELP WE ARE CURSED FOREVER

    • @SyphinSki
      @SyphinSki 4 роки тому +29

      *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC*

    • @meghancromer9883
      @meghancromer9883 4 роки тому +69

      “You little piss baby. You wanna drink piss?” It’s like we’re being haunted.

    • @user-ze8fr9wq1t
      @user-ze8fr9wq1t 4 роки тому +11

      Ok, I know this isn’t much info...but does anyone know the name of a movie where there’s someone getting hurt, and supposedly it’s really messed up in like the last 20 mins?
      And for anyone wondering I’m askin this cuz my friends told me about it but wouldn’t tell me the name of the movie cuz they don’t want me to get scarred for life buuuut curiosity’s taking over me :(

  • @corybackues1137
    @corybackues1137 3 роки тому +8118

    Mark: “Which spice girl do you identify as?”
    Everybody else: he asks the good questions.

    • @HaunterOfKanto
      @HaunterOfKanto 3 роки тому +50

      I’m old spice

    • @ronaldgo1113
      @ronaldgo1113 3 роки тому +202

      Also Mark: is Bruno Mars is gay?

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 3 роки тому +45

      @@ronaldgo1113 exactly, the good questions

    • @tjworgull9831
      @tjworgull9831 3 роки тому +170

      DOES BRUNO MARS IS GAY?

    • @ManMan-so8cc
      @ManMan-so8cc 3 роки тому +101

      @@ronaldgo1113 DOES HE?
      I HAVE TO KNOW.
      I DOESES HAVE TO KNOW.

  • @septiccomics0968
    @septiccomics0968 3 роки тому +400

    I usually fall asleep to random playlists on yt, last night I chose the phasmophobia playlist Mark made.
    Today I woke up to nothing but Mark shouting "CAULK. CAULK. CAULK. CAULK. GET A LOAD OF THIS CAULK."

    • @AesherYT
      @AesherYT Рік тому +9

      you slept for almost 3 hours, are you okay?

    • @septiccomics0968
      @septiccomics0968 Рік тому +21

      @@AesherYT no, but I usually put the playlist on repeat so it could’ve played a million times before I woke up lol

    • @topbloke1683
      @topbloke1683 2 місяці тому

      yep your generation is absolutely grim, this is what ya fill your heads with lol this and anxiety issues, living a virtual life through manchildren

  • @st1nkf1nger42
    @st1nkf1nger42 3 роки тому +5137

    wade singing "whoa-oh, dead betty" fucking killed me and NO ONE acknowledged it

    • @capnflamesword
      @capnflamesword 3 роки тому +51

      I acknowledge

    • @shawnstephenson529
      @shawnstephenson529 3 роки тому +132

      Whoa-oh black betty bam-ba-lam whoa black betty bam-ba-lam

    • @gracehargett7674
      @gracehargett7674 3 роки тому +22

      Please add the time when that happened I wanna hear that😂

    • @dustinlee891
      @dustinlee891 3 роки тому +57

      @@gracehargett7674 around 31:40 min mark

    • @bananaclan
      @bananaclan 2 роки тому +30

      @@shawnstephenson529 Black Betty had a child Bam-ba-lam. The damn thing gone wild Bam-ba-lam

  • @soosgabor3025
    @soosgabor3025 4 роки тому +749

    Wade and Bob: *mocking Mark because of his death*
    Mark: *Angry caulk noises*

    • @interglutealcleft2707
      @interglutealcleft2707 4 роки тому +8

      the caulk handling killed me

    • @kitayawolfe1548
      @kitayawolfe1548 4 роки тому +1

      @Christofer Pezet Who's Ryan?!
      Did you forget to edit your copy and paste, friend?

  • @jezd2223
    @jezd2223 3 роки тому +3639

    "Did little Timmy fall down the well?"
    *"YEA WHAT IS IT LASSIE?"*
    _"..."_
    _"caulk"_

  • @urlocaloutcast6336
    @urlocaloutcast6336 3 роки тому +70

    2:43 The parabolic microphone is used mainly in the big maps (prison, asylum, etc) and is used to detect noises through walls, and you follow those noises to get to the ghost room faster and easier ^.^

  • @MinorityHunterZoro1
    @MinorityHunterZoro1 4 роки тому +3065

    "it annusly"
    Everyone: *see how the heart is all nice and chopped up?*

  • @user-cb3yn6wq2s
    @user-cb3yn6wq2s 4 роки тому +2735

    “Annusly”
    “Who you talking to?”
    “You MARK”
    “That’s not my name”
    Too soon guys, too soon

    • @sydayle7214
      @sydayle7214 4 роки тому +22

      Timestamp?

    • @ChuklzGaming
      @ChuklzGaming 4 роки тому +56

      23:23 ish. i thought this was very sus....

    • @okie_doki_boomer2455
      @okie_doki_boomer2455 4 роки тому +38

      @@sydayle7214 there's one at 21:31

    • @kit_callie
      @kit_callie 4 роки тому +51

      The memory lives on! Memento mori forever

    • @amateur3827
      @amateur3827 4 роки тому +29

      i just realized that mark wears unus annus skeleton shirt

  • @CrashedCarChannel
    @CrashedCarChannel 4 роки тому +8783

    Play this game in VR

    • @briannes1100
      @briannes1100 4 роки тому +93

      yess everyday i hope to see it

    • @Zenith1991
      @Zenith1991 4 роки тому +19

      yes

    • @LeviathanVZ
      @LeviathanVZ 4 роки тому +32

      Our channel pictures are awesome

    • @Da_Bopoo
      @Da_Bopoo 4 роки тому +8

      Shouts mode on :D

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 4 роки тому +8

      @@LeviathanVZ I'll be back in five minutes with a new one

  • @Mcsquizzy7
    @Mcsquizzy7 2 роки тому +48

    20:56 **C A U L K**
    20:21 CAULK ⬆️
    20:43 Bob Laugh
    15:45 HEEEYYYY ITS MEEE
    18:48 DIED
    21:24 Angry

  • @noblerain4424
    @noblerain4424 4 роки тому +2442

    The characters move so painfully slow, they should make an update where u can run but the if u run the ghost gets more aggressive

    • @vinnyb.7825
      @vinnyb.7825 4 роки тому +134

      everyone would die bc they'd nearly always run

    • @noblerain4424
      @noblerain4424 4 роки тому +74

      @@vinnyb.7825 Not if they do a mixture of running and walking

    • @nic_co3
      @nic_co3 4 роки тому +70

      That would cause havoc in public lobbies

    • @WhiteTiger950
      @WhiteTiger950 4 роки тому +85

      I agree. The ghosts respond to fear, so if you run while they're hunting you, that should perhaps make them target the runner more readily?

    • @WhiteTiger950
      @WhiteTiger950 4 роки тому +34

      @@vinnyb.7825 I know right? Even though the game warns that running all the time may not be a good idea, I STILL find many players who like, almost exclusively will "run". As much of a run as it is. :P

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 4 роки тому +15862

    Surprised you haven’t played it in VR by now. It’s a completely different experience

    • @SkynetT-1944
      @SkynetT-1944 4 роки тому +350

      @Christofer Pezet can you stop spamming like a brainlet

    • @kaner12341
      @kaner12341 4 роки тому +128

      @Christofer Pezet loser

    • @emerykj1830
      @emerykj1830 4 роки тому +372

      Horror in VR is a whole other level of horror, he might not want to actually do it. I definitely am too much of a coward to try and trick my brain into thinking I'm getting hunted by a ghost

    • @emsalarms
      @emsalarms 4 роки тому +46

      @@emerykj1830 I’ve played a lot of these games, it did this to me too 😅

    • @Sesoniable
      @Sesoniable 4 роки тому +64

      @@ixceey6966 Step one. Make content that people like.
      That's it.

  • @drgym11
    @drgym11 4 роки тому +1237

    Last time, he didn’t die at all and he was immortal.
    This time, he dies every second

  • @JasonAlGhulTodd
    @JasonAlGhulTodd 2 роки тому +332

    Mark going all "piss baby drinking piss" really just made me remember the fact he's drunk piss, a fact I wish to forget

    • @magellan-88p39
      @magellan-88p39 Рік тому +15

      Why would....I'd managed to not know that...but now I know that... that's just....uncalled for.

    • @spiderlover36
      @spiderlover36 8 місяців тому +6

      when...

    • @JasonAlGhulTodd
      @JasonAlGhulTodd 8 місяців тому +2

      @@spiderlover36During Unus Annus, a thing Mark and his friend, Ethan, did for a year, where they did random stuff. One such stuff, was trying heady duty water filters, and i dont rmbr whose grandiose idea it was, but they decided to try it out ala good mythical morning, with piss. It went as well as one can expect

    • @AnthonyKurosaki1409
      @AnthonyKurosaki1409 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@spiderlover36 back during unus annus...

  • @jinpark8879
    @jinpark8879 4 роки тому +890

    Last words when dying: "Why me!"
    First words being dead: "Why me!"
    Last words being dead: "Why me!"

  • @yueflower
    @yueflower 4 роки тому +2674

    Bob: “It annusly”
    Me: The word honestly will never be the same again.

    • @thegamingfox6540
      @thegamingfox6540 4 роки тому +115

      Momento Mori 21:33

    • @nwcleear
      @nwcleear 4 роки тому +108

      the words will be forbidden for the next month for those in grieving

    • @tastelesswhiskey3
      @tastelesswhiskey3 4 роки тому +12

      Actual mood

    • @A27isCold
      @A27isCold 4 роки тому +31

      momento mori, i thought i was the only one who noticed

    • @A27isCold
      @A27isCold 4 роки тому +29

      “mark?” “that’s not my name” (:0 because it’s annus) 💔 i’ll never think of his jokes like that the same

  • @CyberZayne
    @CyberZayne 4 роки тому +1948

    Mark’s expressions when he can’t reply to Wade and Bob mocking him are so priceless.

  • @ashdabrowiak9407
    @ashdabrowiak9407 2 роки тому +52

    24:40 I love that Mark watches Dan and Arin. It's great

  • @nicomoru1660
    @nicomoru1660 4 роки тому +3796

    Captions: "Annusly"
    Me: the wound's still fresh, c'mon

    • @kukame2248
      @kukame2248 4 роки тому +55

      yep

    • @devywevy2025
      @devywevy2025 4 роки тому +69

      Pain

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 4 роки тому +161

      Hear something that sounds/looks anus
      Most people:Anus, lol
      Us: Annus... *cry*

    • @devinharden1759
      @devinharden1759 4 роки тому +52

      I searched the comments for someone who saw it too.

    • @AbbyAndersonsGf
      @AbbyAndersonsGf 4 роки тому +43

      its like cutting open a fresh wound

  • @michaelt4007
    @michaelt4007 4 роки тому +4833

    Mark: “I just heard something in my own room”
    Me: “Well the Unus Annus ghost hunting lady did warn you about this game.”

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 4 роки тому +213

      " You know the rules and so do I- say goodbye! "

    • @zomkayy
      @zomkayy 4 роки тому +213

      Yeah, Unus Annus is coming to haunt marks channel.

    • @maned_kapre1085
      @maned_kapre1085 4 роки тому +120

      LINDA!

    • @Generalbrosif
      @Generalbrosif 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah what did she say about it

    • @rodmancuellar8674
      @rodmancuellar8674 4 роки тому +12

      @@zomkayy this was recorded before the channel got deleted

  • @chloegene.
    @chloegene. 4 роки тому +5786

    Bob: "You must be hated in the ghost community"
    Me: *Flashbacks to when mark signed an autograph for a ghost*
    Edit: I love how every comment is just "You wouldn't get it"
    2nd Edit: 5k likes?!? That's insane thank you so much!! memento mori my friends

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex 2 роки тому +189

    Bob: "Do ghosts mate...
    What do you think ghost porn is"
    Mark: "You're right, I've seen some- *I should've known"*

    • @FlutterBugLive
      @FlutterBugLive 7 місяців тому

      Mark actually asks if ghosts mate

  • @kaileeknight996
    @kaileeknight996 4 роки тому +2829

    “Did you piss off the ghost world?”
    *Flashbacks to Unus Annus Ghost Hunting*

    • @trashuncanny
      @trashuncanny 4 роки тому +72

      Sounds familiar... Yet I can't put my finger on it.

    • @avidarois5505
      @avidarois5505 4 роки тому +26

      @@trashuncanny they did a fair amount of ghost hunting vids (Mark's Basement, the Zoo, and the irl phasmophobia)

    • @Nana-jy8pc
      @Nana-jy8pc 4 роки тому +35

      TOO SOON TOO SOON

    • @trashuncanny
      @trashuncanny 4 роки тому +34

      @@avidarois5505 Its a joke, so ima have to hit you with the r/woooosh

    • @SunnyGaming3710
      @SunnyGaming3710 4 роки тому +10

      @F_СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ah, if it isn't a bot!

  • @Lithaera1
    @Lithaera1 3 роки тому +1499

    I'm convinced that the ghosts agro based on level, like in mmos. Like a low level ghost isn't going to go for the level 200+ guy when there's a level 13 noob to feast on.

    • @hestia2311
      @hestia2311 3 роки тому +98

      I mean i would go for the noob as well

    • @demonslaeyer
      @demonslaeyer 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah but mark wasnt the lowest level

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 3 роки тому +53

      @@demonslaeyer yeah he was

    • @dollzo
      @dollzo 3 роки тому +4

      @@milky9602 No Bob was the lowest

    • @Venet1an_Gl4ss
      @Venet1an_Gl4ss 3 роки тому +114

      @@dollzo No, as you can see at 21:26, before the next round, Bob was level 41. Mark, however, was at 13. Aaaand if you really didn’t pay attention, Wade was at 290. So therefore, as politely as I can say this, you ,sir/ma’am/my friend , are incorrect.

  • @kayliehughes558
    @kayliehughes558 4 роки тому +670

    *Mark throwing can of caulk in the air* "CAULK CAULK CAULK!!"
    Wade: "What are you trying to tell us buddy?"

  • @tamplushboy8452
    @tamplushboy8452 3 роки тому +96

    26:37 up till he finished his “Ghost Mating Call” really had me laughing up a storm in here XD.
    Never change your ways, oh good Markiplier Boi.

  • @ikickslayer5851
    @ikickslayer5851 4 роки тому +7041

    Fun Fact: The newspapers on the van in Phasmophobia are actually real, Including the images.

  • @justviolet.9587
    @justviolet.9587 4 роки тому +2218

    “Does Bruno Mars is gay?”
    *A man of wise words, I see.*

    • @brendensmith9386
      @brendensmith9386 4 роки тому +1

      Wonder how many dislikes from cringe he got from that

    • @eliriedle6561
      @eliriedle6561 4 роки тому +39

      @@brendensmith9386 I thought it was hilarious

    • @brendensmith9386
      @brendensmith9386 4 роки тому +2

      @@eliriedle6561 same but still jokes' years old and people are upset with what dan does and people are upset he dosent get in trouble with it

    • @eliriedle6561
      @eliriedle6561 4 роки тому +14

      @@brendensmith9386 tbh I’ve never heard anyone say that before

    • @brendensmith9386
      @brendensmith9386 4 роки тому +1

      @@eliriedle6561 yeah he had one of those big youtuber censored things where vids about it were taken down hes been know publicly to sleep with his fans (not underaged hes no miniladd) and promise a relationship then after sex ghost them

  • @Daniel-oy6xq
    @Daniel-oy6xq 3 роки тому +572

    I’m disappointed in how few people are pointing out how Wade in that last game decided to lure the ghost for Mark. It’s a small thing overall, but seeing the guy who has the most to lose willingly grab aggro (in a funny way to boot) to make sure his friend with far less to lose actually survives the game is heartwarming, and in a way fairly badass for Wade.
    Dude’s the butt of the group’s jokes half the time, but he’s still a true G.

  • @oddball9266
    @oddball9266 2 роки тому +13

    Coming back to watch this series again and I just noticed that mark asks the ghost “are you a piss baby” and it actually responds “far”

  • @jonahlehuman1125
    @jonahlehuman1125 4 роки тому +2774

    Unus Annus: Dead
    Markiplier: Here’s me getting murdered multiple times

  • @dianecoffi2107
    @dianecoffi2107 4 роки тому +2422

    Mark’s got some nerves calling the ghost “piss baby”, after the pee trilogy that happened on Unus Annus

    • @OurSinz
      @OurSinz 4 роки тому +4

      That font in ur name what is it

    • @ashleypisarts
      @ashleypisarts 4 роки тому +26

      @@OurSinz
      They’ve been a member for 2 years and 3 months, so they have that fancy logo by their name.

    • @tpknight
      @tpknight 4 роки тому +15

      Your right...... pee ghost????

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 4 роки тому +10

      Memories :)

    • @BreadMan434
      @BreadMan434 4 роки тому +15

      Memento mori

  • @TheRogueKiwi
    @TheRogueKiwi 4 роки тому +451

    Ghost: Imma attack
    Mark: Imma stands still and watch, not even attempt to hide
    Mark: “Why did it kill me?!”

    • @chaosa928
      @chaosa928 4 роки тому +4

      EXACTLY THANK YOUUUUU!
      Ghost: *starts hunting*
      Wade: RUN
      Mark: *goes to the next room and stares at the ghost*

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 2 роки тому +23

    Mark in the episode before this: gets directly hunted by the ghost numerous times, almost gets killed but barely escapes each time
    Mark in this episode: barely interacts with the ghost and gets killed immediately

  • @JinxDaCat
    @JinxDaCat 4 роки тому +3589

    Unus Annus: gets deleted
    Markiplier: Uploads Phasmophobia with his friends
    Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed

    • @SyphinSki
      @SyphinSki 4 роки тому +77

      Ima do some rituals see if i can reincarnate unus annus

    • @emilyluvsflowers2323
      @emilyluvsflowers2323 4 роки тому +11

      Oh good

    • @whatm8516
      @whatm8516 4 роки тому +65

      At 21:35 Lixian makes a reference to Unus Annus.

    • @R4inyD4ys
      @R4inyD4ys 4 роки тому +17

      @@whatm8516 *21:33

    • @R4inyD4ys
      @R4inyD4ys 4 роки тому +3

      @@whatm8516 *21:33

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz 4 роки тому +714

    Game: "If you're being hunted: find a room, hide, and don't make a sound"
    Mark: *~literally shouting across the map to the others during a hunt~*
    Also Mark: "Why's it following me?"

    • @willho4202
      @willho4202 4 роки тому +13

      Do you need to turn off your flashlight as well?

    • @Koraki0000
      @Koraki0000 4 роки тому +12

      @@willho4202 I think so, but it is a good idea to hide first

    • @96kami31
      @96kami31 4 роки тому +5

      He did this before, idk what happened to his brain.

    • @96kami31
      @96kami31 4 роки тому +5

      @Unus Annus of course Mark, before this episode he survived many hunts, and even managed survive to a ghost chasing him couple of times.

    • @TheMadVulpen
      @TheMadVulpen 4 роки тому

      I wonder how long will it take for mark to notice this keeps happening

  • @lukeounsworth9686
    @lukeounsworth9686 4 роки тому +4189

    as a carpenter's apprentice, I can confirm that even the professionals make caulk jokes. We just love CAULK!

  • @inkwell9456
    @inkwell9456 2 роки тому +218

    Mark: “Who gave the kid a gun?”
    *Americans:*

  • @christopherlally7601
    @christopherlally7601 4 роки тому +812

    Mark: Screaming bloody murder out in the open while the ghost is hunting
    Also Mark: Why me? Why did the ghost kill me?

    • @robertcapestany6019
      @robertcapestany6019 4 роки тому +43

      Also also Mark: Refuses to hide and/or close doors while the ghost is hunting

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy 4 роки тому +8

      Me: eats salt

    • @justinroy3769
      @justinroy3769 4 роки тому +1

      Me reacting to this comment: Facepalm* sound doesnt matter during hunts, nor does flashlights. Its line of sight dumbass, if the ghost can see you it will go for you but if you hide drom its line of sight, even if you scream out loud bloody murder, it wont find you.

    • @christopherlally7601
      @christopherlally7601 4 роки тому +12

      @@justinroy3769 I really appreciate you going out of your way to insult me for making a joke. That was really great! It looks like I was mistaken but the second part of my joke still applies. Have a nice day!

    • @piemastergeneralii156
      @piemastergeneralii156 4 роки тому +6

      @@justinroy3769 so how do you explain the ghost going into the attic? idk 'bout you but that doesn't seem like line of sight

  • @Lady_Elva
    @Lady_Elva 4 роки тому +470

    Mark: "Why me?"
    Me: "Because you keep talking during the hunting phase!"
    Mark: "CAULK!"

    • @oldman4549
      @oldman4549 4 роки тому +1

      Well it does get the most juicy when there talking during the ghost hunts

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 4 роки тому +2

      @F_СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE report this person

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 4 роки тому +1

      Report the girl above me pls

    • @alyssahopson5926
      @alyssahopson5926 4 роки тому

      @@awhopper3241 Why?

    • @JB-tx5fm
      @JB-tx5fm 4 роки тому

      @@awhopper3241yup

  • @dogebateman6460
    @dogebateman6460 4 роки тому +1123

    I guess the word "annusly" is never going to stop being a thing. Fair enough.

  • @dkjcb3993
    @dkjcb3993 2 роки тому +28

    Mark and Wade laughing at Bob on helium reminds me of when I lost my voice, but only partly, so instead of sounding really scratchy or weak, my voice sounded normal but every third syllable my voice would crack. Soᵘⁿdᵉᵈ ˡiᵏᵉ thᶦˢ for ᵃ fᵘˡˡ ᵈay. Could not stop laughing every time I spoke.

    • @magellan-88p39
      @magellan-88p39 Рік тому +3

      Ok based on your description, I'm picturing Christopher Lloyd from who framed Roger rabbit....please tell me I'm right 😅

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 роки тому +863

    "Annusly"
    I've never heard that word before, but it seems familiar

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi 3 роки тому +560

    The oni went straight for Mark because the AI randomly selects a play to hunt before the Oni starts hunting. So it goes directly after its target and ignores everyone else. Mark you just got the short straw.

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 2 роки тому +13

      I wonder if that’s why it was relatively calm before he went inside

    • @MorbidFayde
      @MorbidFayde 2 роки тому +15

      nah that's a banshee, I know it's late now lmao

  • @skylersnode924
    @skylersnode924 4 роки тому +4851

    Mark: “does bruno Mars is gay???”
    Ghost: “I-“

  • @flamoof7255
    @flamoof7255 Рік тому +9

    I love how just Mark and Bob were acting like siblings this whole time just messing with each other and being idiots. That’s when you know you have a great friendship with somebody.

  • @daisyisntcool
    @daisyisntcool 4 роки тому +1088

    lixian: edits in “it’s annusly”
    me: i’m in spain without the s

    • @TheShonoun
      @TheShonoun 4 роки тому +70

      me getting home: oh boy can't wait to check out the new unu-
      ...wait
      :c

    • @dakotaskong759
      @dakotaskong759 4 роки тому +6

      I’m in paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn that song just reminds me of when they made Larray fly on James’ trampoline 😂😂

    • @goldikis3104
      @goldikis3104 4 роки тому +9

      Unus Annus reference...

    • @alliums3591
      @alliums3591 4 роки тому +17

      I'm in Rain without the \

    • @Munden04
      @Munden04 4 роки тому +17

      I'm in Spain without the a
      *Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D*

  • @_load_error
    @_load_error 4 роки тому +1561

    Mark: "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
    Ghost: "I don't know does he? I does is have to know."

    • @michaelstaton4048
      @michaelstaton4048 4 роки тому +54

      The game grumps references are always lovely 😊

    • @shortsubway8613
      @shortsubway8613 4 роки тому +31

      omg I heard that rumor come out

    • @Lacunykt
      @Lacunykt 4 роки тому +46

      "Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay."

    • @yfsideadshot2943
      @yfsideadshot2943 4 роки тому +39

      “That question will haunt me for the rest of my life, does Bruno Mars is gay?”
      -Arnold handleson

    • @faizulmohamed1895
      @faizulmohamed1895 4 роки тому +6

      I don't think Bruno Mars gay he a cool guy.😅

  • @meowzAcatt
    @meowzAcatt 3 роки тому +1381

    21:33
    Lixian captioning Bob: It Annusly...
    Everyone: **quietly** don't...

  • @Barlon.
    @Barlon. 2 роки тому +43

    Wade on the podcast: “ I hate being scared”
    Wade on Phasmaphobia: “99.6 hours and $9k

    • @river559
      @river559 2 роки тому +4

      Well, he did also say that it's way better as a multiplayer experience. It's mostly single player horror games he struggles with, like when he mentioned Outlast

  • @minnimatt2671
    @minnimatt2671 3 роки тому +3816

    Other ghosts: "I wont leave this place because I was brutally murdered and I never had a good life and I have unfinished business"
    Mark: C A U L K

    • @jellylama9267
      @jellylama9267 2 роки тому +55

      He's a very petty ghost

    • @CaterpillarPlug
      @CaterpillarPlug 2 роки тому +12

      I'd like but you got 669 likes and I don't wanna ruin that

    • @minnimatt2671
      @minnimatt2671 2 роки тому +4

      @@CaterpillarPlug lmao you're cool

    • @iamlingling
      @iamlingling 2 роки тому +5

      @@CaterpillarPlug you can like it now if you haven’t

    • @CaterpillarPlug
      @CaterpillarPlug 2 роки тому +9

      @@iamlingling Oh hell yeah

  • @vallycorpses
    @vallycorpses 3 роки тому +1554

    Mark: LEVEL 286??
    Wade: “So I did some mining and building off camera-“

    • @notexisten1
      @notexisten1 3 роки тому +7

      Wade: I have played for 99.6 hours!
      Bob: it said 100 hours.

  • @noahwattel4226
    @noahwattel4226 3 роки тому +826

    The doll moves towards the ghost when thrown so it stuck to the ceiling because the ghost was upstairs.

    • @scentist_error
      @scentist_error 3 роки тому +48

      I wanted to give you a like but then I saw tha your like number is 69 so I'm just gonna leave a written like, here ya go my friend

    • @brodygilmore1723
      @brodygilmore1723 2 роки тому +12

      i wanted to give you a like but your likes are at 420 so here’s a comment instead

    • @noahwattel4226
      @noahwattel4226 2 роки тому +8

      @@brodygilmore1723 fair XD

    • @StarcatMkV
      @StarcatMkV 2 роки тому +6

      I wanted to give you a like but I'm lazy so heck you.

    • @noahwattel4226
      @noahwattel4226 2 роки тому +3

      @@StarcatMkV lol (R.I.P I'm no longer at 420)

  • @NateTheHandsomeFox
    @NateTheHandsomeFox 2 роки тому +18

    20:55
    Mark: *big inhale*
    ✨𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗞 ✨

  • @juliagiles8271
    @juliagiles8271 4 роки тому +4705

    Me sobbing about Unus Annus: “I will literally never smile again”
    Markiplier: “hmm time to post”
    Me: *wiping tears* dammit

  • @aceunavailable9141
    @aceunavailable9141 4 роки тому +769

    Mark: *doesn't turn off his flashlight and shut up during a hunt*
    also Mark: why do i keep getting killed ;-;

    • @tuckergrimes4189
      @tuckergrimes4189 4 роки тому +10

      nah, the ghost are just getting revenge for mark thomas who sucked at getting mark

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 4 роки тому +7

      @@starcalf_: Exactly. Let alone that Mark's game is set to PTT, so he can talk as much as he wants because the ghosts can't hear him as long as he's not pressing V.

    • @glassraven91
      @glassraven91 4 роки тому +3

      He's definitely died for the content in previous games, so maybe it's on purpose? Idk, I'm kinda used to it at this point.

    • @xKazo_
      @xKazo_ 4 роки тому

      @@Husitka This is wrong. They are always listening.

    • @wyldcard8715
      @wyldcard8715 4 роки тому +3

      @@starcalf_ incorrect. there are others. if you turn on your walkie talkie and hear static, the hunts still going, if you're able to hear people through the walkie talkie, then the hunts over. Also, if you try to flick a lightswitch on and off, the sound effect won't trigger if the hunts going on. If you can hear the light flicker, then the hunt is over. The flashlight isn't the only way to determine whether hunt is going on or not.

  • @fnafmasterof
    @fnafmasterof 3 роки тому +2166

    “He has devolved into saying only a single word”
    “CAULK”

  • @Atlas0916
    @Atlas0916 2 роки тому +44

    Mark: IS IT EMF?!
    Mark:*throws plate*
    Wade:….he threw a plate
    13:26

  • @slugcat6226
    @slugcat6226 4 роки тому +1700

    “How TALL are you?”
    “Can you dunk?”
    “Which Spice Girl do you identify as?”
    “Does Bruno Mars is gay?????”
    “what’s 2 + 2”

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 4 роки тому +1979

    Wade: "They're thinking about adding a mansion."
    Me: "I'm so conflicted between calling it Luigi's mansion or the Spencer mansion!"
    Edit: Wow I didn't expect a mediocre joke with an overused template to get this many likes. *The more you know*

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 роки тому +6245

    Next episode when we see Wade's level: "It's over 9000!!"

  • @Queenbaybay90
    @Queenbaybay90 2 роки тому +18

    I appreciate Wade leading the ghost away from Mark after he's died so many times unlike Bob leading the ghost to him so it would leave him alone and chase after Mark.

  • @adhdvolcano
    @adhdvolcano 4 роки тому +1972

    I have a strong feeling Lixian will forever make Unus Annus references.

    • @nikoletak
      @nikoletak 4 роки тому +144

      he has bragging rights too😂👌🏻

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 4 роки тому +38

      Frankly I would love that xD

    • @mystery1965
      @mystery1965 4 роки тому +26

      i approve of this

    • @normisitch24
      @normisitch24 4 роки тому +16

      i approve this message

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 роки тому +69

      I welcome the ghost of Unus Annus to haunt me forever lol

  • @brodygebbia1358
    @brodygebbia1358 3 роки тому +1108

    "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
    Ghost: DIE
    It was a simple question yet deadly.

    • @HelenA-nt4ot
      @HelenA-nt4ot 2 роки тому

      Time?

    • @ily.ydalis
      @ily.ydalis 2 роки тому +2

      @@HelenA-nt4ot 24:40

    • @OkwhatdoIchoose
      @OkwhatdoIchoose 2 роки тому

      @Coyote Tango Mk1 idiots do

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому

      This is not you house

    • @puggumpus
      @puggumpus 2 роки тому

      @Katrina Korolov It was a simple question, Mark is the farthest thing from a homophobe as you can get

  • @RoseiryuProductions
    @RoseiryuProductions 4 роки тому +1314

    Bob: you honestly.
    Lixian: *inserts edit* "You Annusly"
    Unus Annus Fans: Memento Mori.

  • @zjjir
    @zjjir 2 роки тому +97

    hahaha i love how pouty Mark is when he gets killed and becomes a ghost. Throwing stuff at them lol :D hilarious.

  • @nikoletak
    @nikoletak 4 роки тому +548

    My favorite Bob quote: "I'm utterly marmeladed!"

  • @Altogeek2016
    @Altogeek2016 4 роки тому +3063

    Bob: "It's Annusly...
    Unus Annus Fans: *DISTANT PAINED WAILING*

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 роки тому +185

    Bob: "Stop following me around with a tube of caulk"
    Mark: *CAULK*

  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce 3 роки тому +160

    It is endlessly entertaining to me that the ghost looked right at Bob & Wade & went "Nope. Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that fine Korean booty".

  • @seraphblade2597
    @seraphblade2597 4 роки тому +401

    Mark: screaming in the background while throwing stuff at his friends
    His friends: Laughing their asses off
    Me: choking on my cookies from laughing at Mark’s salty rage

    • @thesovietguy684
      @thesovietguy684 4 роки тому +4

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 78 brother we won’t watch ur videos we won’t comment ur not worth our time

    • @daphrin4842
      @daphrin4842 4 роки тому

      @@thesovietguy684 NICE

    • @naava8569
      @naava8569 4 роки тому

      @Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 78 wtf

    • @Tiger-zs1yd
      @Tiger-zs1yd 4 роки тому

      Who?

  • @jackal1313
    @jackal1313 4 роки тому +1030

    People when mark doesn’t turn off his light during hunts: *visible discomfort*

    • @dustinjenkins7309
      @dustinjenkins7309 4 роки тому +57

      Turn ing the flashlight off doesnt do anything during hunts. You can keep it on and as long as ur hiding it shouldnt kill ya. If it wonders into your hiding room and sees you tho, you may die. With or without the flashlight off.

    • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
      @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 4 роки тому +62

      i'd rather see the ghost come into the room than sit in the dark to await death

    • @Truchasgl3
      @Truchasgl3 4 роки тому +36

      Sorry to ruin the fun but:.
      The ghost Draws a vector to the player. So , blocking his vision (line between the ghost and player) with objects, walls, or whatever. It will help to make the ghost target other player or start wandering around. So not shouting and turning off the light does nothing.

    • @SleeprunnerInc
      @SleeprunnerInc 4 роки тому +17

      @@Truchasgl3 On top of that, one of the hints literally says: The ghost senses you in the dark.
      So you DONT want to turn the light off.

    • @SleeprunnerInc
      @SleeprunnerInc 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kimshu6 It's implying if you have it off, it can track you in the general area, not that it sees you.
      If ya have the light on, it should not find you as easily unless it blatantly can see the lights aoe.
      So when the ghost is close in the same room, long as ye got the light off or pointed at the ground, it should not find ya unless it saw ya.
      And that's nearly 200 levels of experience talking to ya.

  • @nicknack3009
    @nicknack3009 4 роки тому +1038

    Bob's captions: "It's Annusly-"
    Me: (slowly looks at Lixian) no you did not . . .

    • @fnkavi7427
      @fnkavi7427 4 роки тому +21

      Its lixian not him who edits

    • @nicknack3009
      @nicknack3009 4 роки тому +10

      @@fnkavi7427 I know, he was just the first person I looked at.

    • @EvilMatthias
      @EvilMatthias 4 роки тому +27

      *gently grasps the sides of your head and turns you to look at lixian instead*

    • @okiedokiecoffee
      @okiedokiecoffee 4 роки тому +6

      time stamp?

    • @nicknack3009
      @nicknack3009 4 роки тому +7

      @@okiedokiecoffee 21:33

  • @azure_blue1
    @azure_blue1 2 роки тому +19

    I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN MARK STARTED THROW THE CAULK IN THE AIR TO THE POINT WHERE MY PARENTS ASKED IF I WAS OKAY

  • @Kyanpepper25
    @Kyanpepper25 4 роки тому +223

    Can we all appreciate the fact Wade is actually trying to keep Mark safe and constantly trying to help him! What a good friend!

    • @ryliesaxby7236
      @ryliesaxby7236 3 роки тому +3

      I need a Wade in my life

    • @Kyanpepper25
      @Kyanpepper25 3 роки тому +6

      @@ryliesaxby7236 Yeah! I love the fact that Wade was trying to sacrifice himself for Mark, and when Bob was fucking him over. Wade was scared for Mark's saftey.

  • @craftylad2872
    @craftylad2872 4 роки тому +600

    Damn mark’s asking the serious questions like “does bruno mars is gay?”

  • @alphashewolf0729
    @alphashewolf0729 4 роки тому +371

    Lixian's Editing: "It Annusly"
    Me: *bawls*

  • @hahnuyolos4757
    @hahnuyolos4757 2 роки тому +50

    Bob: "You can pick up an object to personify you"
    Mark: "Yeah sure I got a plate, what does that mean"
    Me: It means you're well-rounded 🙃