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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  4 роки тому +32028

    guys i don't know what you're talking about... This is how it's always been...

  • @thebirdnerd
    @thebirdnerd 4 роки тому +5111

    “My face is up here, Mark.”
    “Yeah but your body’s down here, and that’s all I really care about.”

  • @reaperofthings
    @reaperofthings 3 роки тому +8038

    Wade: “That’s bad, you can’t outrun a Revenant”
    Mark: “Try”

  • @struck2112
    @struck2112 3 роки тому +4518

    "AND HE GOT LUNCH BEFORE THE REST OF US"
    " It was gonna get cold"
    *is literally eating a freezie*

    • @mandibletrauma
      @mandibletrauma 3 роки тому +107

      Thank you this comment. It’s been driving me crazy trying to figure out what he was eating

    • @Snowdrop232
      @Snowdrop232 3 роки тому +66

      What in the fuck is a freezie?

    • @14._marr
      @14._marr 3 роки тому +70

      @@Snowdrop232 lmao Americans

    • @rtxs9041
      @rtxs9041 3 роки тому +19

      @@14._marr
      U have a problem with Americans?

    • @Venusvacumms_07
      @Venusvacumms_07 3 роки тому +178

      @@rtxs9041 who doesn't have a problem with americans

  • @gekkotadpole2478
    @gekkotadpole2478 3 роки тому +3079

    "It's a demon... but I only see one demon here."
    Damn, Jack. That was powerful.

    • @bread1699
      @bread1699 2 роки тому

      Sean*

    • @infrakazos
      @infrakazos 2 роки тому +7

      @@bread1699 i know its the truth, but its weird lol

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 2 роки тому +53

      @@bread1699 both are acceptable

    • @kaitlyndoucet2151
      @kaitlyndoucet2151 Рік тому +30

      @@bread1699 it’s like a stage name. it’s used as his job. he responds to both its ok.

    • @DeadMXR
      @DeadMXR Рік тому +20

      @kaitlyndoucet2151 he's said in a video before, he prefers when people that know him from UA-cam call him jack and people he actually knows calls him Sean.

  • @Luke-eb1vw
    @Luke-eb1vw 4 роки тому +4486

    Mark every time something bad happens: “Well that’s a problem”

    • @Luke-eb1vw
      @Luke-eb1vw 4 роки тому +4

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? No thanks

    • @annee547
      @annee547 4 роки тому +6

      he's far from wrong

    • @marzipan1405
      @marzipan1405 4 роки тому

      ok

    • @mosesa.weaver3058
      @mosesa.weaver3058 4 роки тому +3

      He just immediately turns into Han Solo…
      What with the dry deadpan delivery.

    • @tomtomthecat6404
      @tomtomthecat6404 4 роки тому +1

      @@Luke-eb1vw wait what happened?

  • @kaardbord8199
    @kaardbord8199 4 роки тому +8759

    The fact that when Mark and Sean play together they lose about 10 brain cells is amazing.

    • @mileswoest6581
      @mileswoest6581 4 роки тому +229

      also all of the viewers lose 10 braincells

    • @ФиннХочеткушать
      @ФиннХочеткушать 4 роки тому +64

      You forgot add Bob and Wade, like... They are here too?..

    • @RealLeeAwkward
      @RealLeeAwkward 4 роки тому +207

      You should see Sean and Felix in this game, together I think they’re lucky if they have two brain cells knocking together.

    • @ФиннХочеткушать
      @ФиннХочеткушать 4 роки тому +11

      @@RealLeeAwkward yeah right, that was so funny

    • @rei_ikko
      @rei_ikko 4 роки тому +66

      @@ФиннХочеткушать I think op means when bob and Wade died, leaving only mark and Sean...? Or not HAHA they’re all equally endearingly dumb

  • @Mystixor
    @Mystixor 2 роки тому +2244

    I love how Wade just progresses by like 100 levels each episode

  • @linksbro1
    @linksbro1 4 роки тому +7502

    This video in a nutshell:
    *Something horrible happens*
    Mark: "So anyway, yeah, bone broth. Super healthy."

  • @minxkitcatty0519
    @minxkitcatty0519 3 роки тому +7821

    Bob and Wade: dies
    Mark and Sean: is fighting custody for that one last brain cell

    • @stormzzz5384
      @stormzzz5384 3 роки тому +23

      true

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 3 роки тому +133

      And the real kicker is they both lost that battle 🤣

    • @zypher3998
      @zypher3998 2 роки тому +5

      4.4k likes and only 2 comments? Wot?

    • @Centyme
      @Centyme 2 роки тому +8

      @@zypher3998 the amount of replies doesn't matter lol

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter Рік тому

      BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN.
      BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS

  • @minionyou9167
    @minionyou9167 2 роки тому +1640

    Bob actually listening to Mark's spiel about bone broth shows how good a friend he is...

    • @BristaBean
      @BristaBean 2 роки тому +71

      It’s funny because I’ve been on both ends a lot 😂 I’m either the one ranting about something I find interesting (that’s really not) or someone is doing it to me 😂

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 2 роки тому +7

      @@BristaBean true

    • @moonpie0966
      @moonpie0966 Рік тому +1

      same

    • @alicornianqueen8219
      @alicornianqueen8219 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BristaBean It's never in between

  • @lilykat.
    @lilykat. 4 роки тому +4312

    "There's a lot of soap in these showers."
    "There really is."
    "Yeah."
    Biting commentary.

  • @s.m.7635
    @s.m.7635 4 роки тому +1662

    Mark: "hey guys the lights are flickering...the ghost is hunting"
    Also Mark: *proceeds to continue talking and screaming while running around the room that the ghost is hunting in*

    • @BlakWulf009
      @BlakWulf009 4 роки тому +29

      With his light still on XD

    • @dogwithahat609
      @dogwithahat609 3 роки тому +13

      I mean it is still kind of a way to avoid the ghost. Unless it a revenant, if its a rev your f*cked. But other than that you can usually outrun all ghosts during hunts as long as you know its position at all times.

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter Рік тому +3

      BIG CHUNGUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, MAY THE CHORD BPESS YOU, HABD YOUR FORESKIN OVER TO BIG CHUNGUS. PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS TO BIG CHUNGUS AS WE ALL ARE BORN NOT INTO SIN.
      BIG CHUNGUS MADE US ALL, REPENT AND GET FREE CARROTS

  • @svtolcgy
    @svtolcgy 4 роки тому +3343

    Mark: uploads phasmophobia
    me: *literally cannot stop thinking about when he was inside the house screaming*

  • @PixelMochi
    @PixelMochi 2 роки тому +5381

    "Did something just get thrown at me?"
    "It was my sexuality." Sean, fucking stop 😂

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ 2 роки тому +25

      Wait when did that happen?!?

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ 2 роки тому +66

      @Robotic Boi AHAHAHA and it was a coffee!!!

    • @PixelMochi
      @PixelMochi 2 роки тому +14

      @@_Fizel_ Sorry, I wasn't notified that you'd commented D: But yes, when he said that I almost spat my tea all over my laptop lol

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 2 роки тому +39

      Gives a new meaning to top of the morning coffee

    • @Malitou
      @Malitou Рік тому +2

      Lmfao

  • @ryanringer3896
    @ryanringer3896 3 роки тому +2281

    "If they die and we don't, then we automatically win regardless of points."
    *only two to die*

  • @dashing3608
    @dashing3608 3 роки тому +5295

    Wade:"I could've gone to heaven but there was a two dollar entrance fee and someone looted my corpse."

    • @rk900sjacket
      @rk900sjacket 3 роки тому +105

      @Fadi Dankiha I'm not christian but thank you for saying "In not forcing you" as some Christians do pressure people into christianity 👍

    • @WitchCandyVODs
      @WitchCandyVODs 3 роки тому +50

      Capitalism strikes again!

    • @WitchCandyVODs
      @WitchCandyVODs 3 роки тому +14

      @Fadi Dankiha I was responding to the joke the original poster of this comment made :/ what else could I mean

    • @venusstv
      @venusstv 3 роки тому +73

      @Fadi Dankiha remember all the Pagan gods and goddess are watching over you!! And are there for you to pray to!! I’m not forcing you to believe I’m just sharing my wisdom and I pray you find your way :) have a blessed day and blessed be

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 3 роки тому +22

      That’s why grave robbing is so frowned upon

  • @hopedespain3598
    @hopedespain3598 3 роки тому +2588

    Bob: *dies in front of Mark*
    Mark: That's because you don't have enough Bone Broth in your Diet.

    • @bananaman1273
      @bananaman1273 3 роки тому +5

      I thought the same thing

    • @DarthVader-lt4zw
      @DarthVader-lt4zw 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly, the whole bone broth bit was over played. Approaching cringe status.

    • @ava_marie_v
      @ava_marie_v 3 роки тому +71

      @@DarthVader-lt4zw It sounds like you need more bone broth in your diet.

    • @pendantperuke9440
      @pendantperuke9440 3 роки тому +28

      @@DarthVader-lt4zw you need more bone broth

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 2 роки тому +16

      @@DarthVader-lt4zw would u like sum
      B O N E B R O T H ?

  • @doobierose
    @doobierose 2 роки тому +673

    Mark: “He lost everything? That’s *really* funny.”
    Wade, dead, but in the discord: *”It’s not that funny.”*
    Mark: “I can hear him from the beyond”

  • @guardianeris
    @guardianeris 4 роки тому +565

    "Also, could have got into heaven but there was a 2 dollars entrance fee and someone looted my corpse" is a really raw phrase to be used as a one-liner without response

  • @aoogust
    @aoogust 4 роки тому +2277

    Mark: This *is* like heist!
    The ghost: *proceeds to commit who killed markiplier*

    • @halberd-3291
      @halberd-3291 4 роки тому +3

      Good one!

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 4 роки тому +2

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @aoogust
      @aoogust 4 роки тому +13

      @[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! why are all the sex bots in my comment section wtf

    • @Fluffy_hazmat
      @Fluffy_hazmat 4 роки тому +9

      Unnus

    • @aoogust
      @aoogust 4 роки тому +9

      @@Fluffy_hazmat annus

  • @thatkidlovesmusic
    @thatkidlovesmusic 4 роки тому +9725

    "I hear footprints." - Markiplier

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 роки тому +3370

    "Stalk them, make them think I'm the ghost and then go, 'BLAH I'M NOT THE GHOST' and stab them"
    has the same energy as
    "He transformed into a snake, and when I picked him up to admire the snake, he turned back into himself and went, 'BLAH! It'S ME!' and he stabbed me. we were 8."
    If you know, you know

  • @finngodsmithers7965
    @finngodsmithers7965 4 роки тому +1265

    Everyone being afraid of the ghost
    Mark: there is a single DOUGHNUT

    • @Dj-th9fo
      @Dj-th9fo 3 роки тому +13

      Bone Broth?

    • @ItsYaBoiiiDB
      @ItsYaBoiiiDB 3 роки тому

      Donut yeah😂😂

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 3 роки тому

      Must be one huge donut then

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 3 роки тому

      @Technology Boy Oh yea because apparently theres only one way to spell it

    • @justlevi3203
      @justlevi3203 3 роки тому

      No no not Doughnut. A GOnut.

  • @ivangongora6344
    @ivangongora6344 4 роки тому +784

    Bob: Dies
    Bob's body: proceeds to throw it back intensely

    • @awolace1577
      @awolace1577 4 роки тому +3

      the “intensely” SENT me

    • @mora7563
      @mora7563 3 роки тому +2

      When you see this comment when it has 666 likes so you can't like it

  • @teagannotfound2564
    @teagannotfound2564 4 роки тому +2502

    for y’all asking the original title was:
    ‘Phasmophobia V2 121320’

    • @jrb4484
      @jrb4484 4 роки тому +49

      Phasmophobia V2 121320

    • @brassbeast8582
      @brassbeast8582 4 роки тому +12

      it was, yes

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 4 роки тому +10

      I noticed that

    • @sokkawiseoaf4839
      @sokkawiseoaf4839 4 роки тому +50

      its still in the notification lol

    • @FidFighter
      @FidFighter 4 роки тому +99

      *121320* refers to the date of when he played and edited this video which is *13th December 2020*

  • @magnus3497
    @magnus3497 3 роки тому +442

    25:35 - "If I was playing my other character, I would have had Dark Vision up to 60 feet" Is my new favorite Phas quote by Wade, I didn't even know he plays D&D lmao

    • @thehellfirewolf13
      @thehellfirewolf13 2 роки тому +18

      I legitimately had to rewind to make sure i heard that right.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +5367

    That truck jumpscare, though.

    • @RandonPersom542
      @RandonPersom542 3 роки тому +131

      Sometimes your team is scarier than the ghost!

    • @yumiko8191
      @yumiko8191 3 роки тому +80

      Hey love your videos. Nice seeing you here

    • @thebeaniestbeanboys5735
      @thebeaniestbeanboys5735 3 роки тому +21

      Why of all people are you here

    • @zlothika
      @zlothika 3 роки тому +117

      @@thebeaniestbeanboys5735 because they're both so wholesome, it makes so much sense

    • @fireballedbard4620
      @fireballedbard4620 3 роки тому +41

      I just jumped from one of your videos to this one, thank you for making awesome content

  • @klausmarkussen9560
    @klausmarkussen9560 4 роки тому +1243

    I love the fact that mark doesn't acknowledge jack's existence with a link in the description

    • @RugerBoyGaming
      @RugerBoyGaming 4 роки тому +44

      I mean... does he need to....?

    • @00XxstormsxX00
      @00XxstormsxX00 4 роки тому +105

      @@RugerBoyGaming I was going to say that too. Mark is always shoving viewers to smaller streams and other channels when he’s in a multi stream. Jack doesn’t need the exposure anymore than Mark would

    • @tjrauchie3081
      @tjrauchie3081 4 роки тому +72

      Jack didn’t do it for Mark in his last Phasmaphobia video as well

    • @Rusiel
      @Rusiel 4 роки тому +11

      IKR I JUST NOTICED AND WAS LIKE wait he didn’t link jacks channel

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 роки тому +80

      Exactly, Bob and Wade are relatively small channels by comparison. He probably just thinks Jack doesn't need the extra push.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +1787

    Mark: “Matt Lobos has a great set of t*ts”
    Also Mark: “Don’t tell Amy”

    • @humanahumana7878
      @humanahumana7878 4 роки тому +27

      Just say tits dude

    • @erikwoodruff5643
      @erikwoodruff5643 4 роки тому +9

      Unus Annus flashbacks

    • @V12coconut
      @V12coconut 4 роки тому +8

      @@hananananananah5458 deja vu its been a long time since I heard that. However being a long time from then means being closer to an end. So in a way I can say it's only been a short time since I heard that. Either or we can never truly understand time and time itself cannot be explained by our limitations bound to this physical world where we can only use words to describe time. See you truly at the end my friend. Momento mori

    • @chinmustache6420
      @chinmustache6420 4 роки тому +29

      I remember “don’t tell Amy” was said a lot when he punched a wall, spilled something, or talked about Martha May Who. Those were the days

    • @mari-wf2jx
      @mari-wf2jx 4 роки тому +1

      @The_Pandaren_boi his girlfriend

  • @bishopshion1786
    @bishopshion1786 2 роки тому +337

    Jack: "Ghost, explain the single-serve donut"
    *"whomst'veded awoken the ancient one"*

  • @buk420
    @buk420 3 роки тому +3246

    sean: “OHH SHES IN HER JAMMIES” * disregarding the fact mark is dying*
    mark: bye

    • @godirl
      @godirl 3 роки тому +12

      @Fadi Dankiha ew

    • @godirl
      @godirl 3 роки тому +18

      @Fadi Dankiha people have trauma from christianity lmfao

    • @jetbricksstudios5530
      @jetbricksstudios5530 3 роки тому +3

      @@godirl their trauma amuses you?

    • @godirl
      @godirl 3 роки тому +13

      @@jetbricksstudios5530 I have religious trauma help i was saying maybe don’t comment religious shit HAHAH

    • @jetbricksstudios5530
      @jetbricksstudios5530 3 роки тому +2

      @@godirl and you were what denomination of Christianity exactly?

  • @lizzie31
    @lizzie31 3 роки тому +1074

    11:10
    ghost: literally walks right INTO MARK
    Mark: .... *how are you*

  • @racko32
    @racko32 3 роки тому +1680

    Something that everyone knows: The ghost is attracted to sound if it is hunting.
    Mark: *BIG TROUBLE, BIG TROUBLE*

    • @geminimoon4012
      @geminimoon4012 3 роки тому +31

      @Fadi Dankiha Even as a Christian I find you annoying. SAVE THE PREACHING FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES, stop forcing religion onto people that don't have the same belifs. You say that you aren't but you have clearly spammed the same exact comment everywhere. Quit it.

    • @whokilledsix
      @whokilledsix 3 роки тому +10

      @Fadi Dankiha
      Stop dude. Your spamming when CLEARLY no one gives two shits. Don't clap back at me with a Bible verse either. Just shut up.

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 3 роки тому +13

      @Fadi Dankiha im Christian and i understand that you want to preach but just stop spamming the same thing over and over again please

    • @Jacobnsj
      @Jacobnsj 3 роки тому +7

      @Fadi Dankiha you keep spamming the same shit that no one even wants

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 3 роки тому +3

      Well he's right isn't he then?

  • @liquidgeodes
    @liquidgeodes 2 роки тому +217

    Mark's Bone broth talk reads like one of Mr. Hippo's story times

  • @juancarloscespedes6858
    @juancarloscespedes6858 4 роки тому +1616

    *7 episodes in and Mark still doesn’t shut up and hide when the ghost is hunting*

    • @TheDINOSAURSGORAWRR
      @TheDINOSAURSGORAWRR 4 роки тому +57

      It’s more entertaining when he’s being chased 😂

    • @silvercat18
      @silvercat18 4 роки тому +25

      I think its that they dont take it seriously anymore.

    • @Motorizedboar
      @Motorizedboar 4 роки тому +76

      @@silvercat18 they never did lmao

    • @TheMadVulpen
      @TheMadVulpen 4 роки тому +8

      Well we can enjoy the panick even more like that

    • @sidewaysplatypus15
      @sidewaysplatypus15 4 роки тому

      @@Motorizedboar lol yeah wasn't it in the very first one that they were immediately saying the name and stuff

  • @mrpenumbra6180
    @mrpenumbra6180 4 роки тому +685

    “You can’t outrun a revenant.”
    Mark doing absolutely nothing but eating food: “TRY.”

    • @Dragonmoon98
      @Dragonmoon98 4 роки тому +2

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  • @canboy8914
    @canboy8914 3 роки тому +1656

    Someone dies
    Markiplier: Starts talking about cooking broth, and acting as if nothing happened.

    • @camouflagefluff3215
      @camouflagefluff3215 3 роки тому +17

      I honestly would love to hear marks thoughts on bone broth.

    • @canboy8914
      @canboy8914 3 роки тому +6

      @Fadi Dankiha what the hell is this. Um ok thanks, by the way I don't believe in God.

    • @canboy8914
      @canboy8914 3 роки тому

      @Fadi Dankiha lol sorry for the previous responding to you it was my friend's prank sorry for any inconvenience.

    • @canboy8914
      @canboy8914 3 роки тому +4

      @Fadi Dankiha don't worry I already read it I already showed it to some of my friends and family members, though I don't think my family really needs to know much of it since their Christians, no need in pursuing someone who is already convinced. Honestly I am the only one in my family that decided to turn away.

    • @graceritchie4959
      @graceritchie4959 3 роки тому +5

      @Fadi Dankiha omg I can't lmao

  • @allisonbright7472
    @allisonbright7472 3 роки тому +286

    Mark needs to play phasmophobia again. After the update, things got so much scarier. I don’t wanna spoil anything for him.

  • @Phyran
    @Phyran 3 роки тому +658

    Ghost appears
    Any rational human being: HAUL ASS
    Phasmo characters: a brisque speedwalk, at best.

    • @skulldozer1462
      @skulldozer1462 3 роки тому +40

      A little Sunday walk while getting chased by a ghost

    • @aphelionlivetv
      @aphelionlivetv 3 роки тому +8

      this made me do a belly giggle 10/10 comment

    • @gabrxael
      @gabrxael 3 роки тому +8

      It’s hilarious when you’re playing with other people and everyone’s screaming and trying to get out and you look at their character and they’re casually walking.

    • @affidavid5292
      @affidavid5292 2 роки тому +2

      "brisque"
      I have never before seen a misspelling of a word make it so much more fancy.

    • @Phyran
      @Phyran 2 роки тому

      @@affidavid5292 is. that not how it's spelled?
      ...well fuck that's not how it's spelled, aight

  • @dot9438
    @dot9438 4 роки тому +1686

    Mark: "What is your name"
    Ghost: ". . ."
    Mark: "Why are you here"
    Ghost: "KILL"

    • @shenanigun5576
      @shenanigun5576 4 роки тому +13

      joji's ghost knew they read his name so he was like "...is this guy stupid?"

    • @falsedeathgod6023
      @falsedeathgod6023 4 роки тому +11

      It would be more funny if the game glitched and accedentally made a L4D refference and just said "pill"

    • @theboi9676
      @theboi9676 4 роки тому +19

      “I don’t know who I am, I don’t know why I’m here, all I know, is that I must kill.” A meme that perfectly reflects this

    • @choop6816
      @choop6816 4 роки тому +5

      35:00

    • @dividedbyzero11
      @dividedbyzero11 4 роки тому +1

      @@theboi9676 was literally about to comment the same thing

  • @spencebotgaming1449
    @spencebotgaming1449 2 роки тому +314

    Mark: talking about bone broth
    Lixian: makes it the audio fade
    People wanting to hear what mark has to say about bone broth: :(

  • @Eurofighter542
    @Eurofighter542 4 роки тому +2937

    At 16:15 Mark just saying: " *He's dying, he's dying, he's dying and he's dead.* " sounds like a National Geographic narrator that gets paid with minimum wage.
    Sorry I forgot about the stamp

  • @ericdanney8958
    @ericdanney8958 4 роки тому +1115

    Mark: Thats really funny thats actually really funny
    Ghost Wade: its really not

  • @garricksantos
    @garricksantos 3 роки тому +1281

    The only game where people are excited about finding dirty water.

    • @HerrGoofball
      @HerrGoofball 3 роки тому +3

      @The MAC of legend it be boring

    • @HerrGoofball
      @HerrGoofball 3 роки тому +3

      @The MAC of legend how

    • @donnawalker9272
      @donnawalker9272 3 роки тому +3

      @The MAC of legend I agree my gaming brother

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 3 роки тому +2

      @The MAC of legend where do I find this content

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 3 роки тому +2

      @Fadi Dankiha I prefer Satan because he’s a pretty chill guy that punishes the bad people

  • @cocoacrimson
    @cocoacrimson Рік тому +196

    Sean: "And he's eating! He got lunch before the rest of us!"
    Mark: "Hey, it was gonna get cold!"
    Also Mark: *eating a popsicle*

  • @megawasp3371
    @megawasp3371 4 роки тому +891

    I like how there's a ghost hunting them and the only thing Markiplier is worried about it the single donut in a single box 😅

    • @marzipan1405
      @marzipan1405 4 роки тому +3

      g

    • @GuardianTiger
      @GuardianTiger 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr,

    • @derbax1332
      @derbax1332 4 роки тому +3

      I will worry

    • @ahpencran
      @ahpencran 4 роки тому +6

      all mark is hunting *IS* the donut boxes

    • @Mr.GameBoy69420
      @Mr.GameBoy69420 4 роки тому +9

      I mean i side Mark on this, who the hell serves our orders donuts in a single serving box?

  • @teethmeatt3164
    @teethmeatt3164 3 роки тому +2329

    LOLLL Mark: “you guys want amateur high school...?”
    Wade: “Whatd you just say to me?”

    • @luketauzin5668
      @luketauzin5668 3 роки тому +17

      LMAO

    • @playerthedev5168
      @playerthedev5168 3 роки тому +10

      Wow I was scrolling trough comments and when I found this it started playing.

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 роки тому +38

      @Fadi Dankiha that was random

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 роки тому +13

      @Fadi Dankiha nice copy paste

    • @blake8109
      @blake8109 3 роки тому +21

      @@Pineapple-hx9ty they’re spamming this in the comments. It’s best to report them for spam because they might just be a bot

  • @Feroxist
    @Feroxist 4 роки тому +1470

    “You’re all naruto-ing in the corner”
    Mark 2020

    • @kairusawatari
      @kairusawatari 4 роки тому +17

      There simping for saucegay?

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 4 роки тому +2

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people?
      they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @annaf2370
      @annaf2370 4 роки тому +6

      @@technoraver99 hey there...buddy.... can you..... not...? such a long essay wasn’t really necessary....

    • @philipweber9545
      @philipweber9545 4 роки тому +12

      @@annaf2370 it's a bot ignore it

    • @DoubsGaming
      @DoubsGaming 4 роки тому +1

      idk why this reminds me of mark2702

  • @bunnyestrada
    @bunnyestrada 3 роки тому +625

    Sean and Mark seem to cancel out each other's braincells😭

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc 2 роки тому +23

      *"0 x 1 = 0"*
      "What?"
      *"Math"*

    • @jentheamazing835
      @jentheamazing835 27 днів тому

      Bold of you to assume they have those in the first place. 😂

  • @420alfonzo6
    @420alfonzo6 3 роки тому +931

    "UV, infrared, same thing!"
    *Literally on opposite ends of the spectrum*

    • @rudeboycthulhu
      @rudeboycthulhu 2 роки тому +50

      When he said that, i was like "Are they stupid???" and then i was like "That's a stupid question of course they're stupid"

    • @kellisbraddock8279
      @kellisbraddock8279 2 роки тому +2

      Ehhhhh, only 2 away

    • @paprika059
      @paprika059 Рік тому +6

      On the same spectrum non the less

    • @thememer4071
      @thememer4071 Рік тому +1

      That’s the exact words I said to my friend

  • @shygardenfairy
    @shygardenfairy 3 роки тому +3220

    "Did something get thrown?"
    "Yeah, it was my sexuality!"

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 4 роки тому +868

    mark: "oh wades dead"
    Jack: *screaming wades dead*
    mark: "oh yeah we watched it was horrible"

  • @redgiraffe-2123
    @redgiraffe-2123 3 роки тому +194

    ghost: *starts hunting*
    mark: *casually goes in line of sight and screams*

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 роки тому +10653

    I just want to know how all of you have the time to literally be everywhere at once ?

    • @Alex_36
      @Alex_36 4 роки тому +27

      ok

    • @Anmolol
      @Anmolol 4 роки тому +309

      The power of no life.

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +19

      fr lmfao

    • @tnf_clxpztaylor6841
      @tnf_clxpztaylor6841 4 роки тому +144

      If you dont like my comment the ghosts will haunt you!!

    •  4 роки тому +80

      Pretending to do work in math class✨✨😌
      Edit: I'm now in English.
      Edit 2: FRENCH been taking it for 5 years and all I can say is can I go to the bathroom❤️✨

  • @nightboyhd7985
    @nightboyhd7985 4 роки тому +705

    Mark: *wonders why did he die*
    Also mark: *literally speaks the whole hunting phase*

    • @mattmunroe9905
      @mattmunroe9905 4 роки тому +38

      That's not the reason. Speaking during a hunt actually does nothing bad. The main reason he dies so often is he rarely reacts to the hunt with any urgency. It's often as simple as closing a door between you and the ghost or rounding a corner to break line of sight but he just doesn't do that. Instead he runs around in the room the ghost is in. Also he just causes hunts to happen so much more often by walking around in the dark for extended periods of time and draining his own sanity.

    • @thathappyhat936
      @thathappyhat936 4 роки тому +29

      Pretty sure making sound while it’s hunting is also a thing

    • @Joe-sc8fu
      @Joe-sc8fu 4 роки тому +6

      @@thathappyhat936 it is a thing

    • @Sylux024
      @Sylux024 4 роки тому +2

      @@mattmunroe9905 thats where you're wrong buddy

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 4 роки тому +10

      @@thathappyhat936 nope i'vee tested it talking and having your flashlight on doesn't affect the hunt BUT in marks case he didn't bother to run or hide

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 3 роки тому +821

    Sean: "AAAAH, IT'S HORRIBLE! HE DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! OH, GOD!"
    Mark: "Did he lose all of his stuff? Because that would be hilarious."

  • @redbeardtheviking2221
    @redbeardtheviking2221 3 роки тому +274

    Mark: "GHOST ORBS"
    Sean: Irish siren noise*

  • @pureadhd
    @pureadhd 4 роки тому +650

    6:43
    Mark: "Uh guys can you confirm that you hear singing?"
    Lixian: *scare sound*
    UA-cam: How bout an ad?

    • @cnb98
      @cnb98 4 роки тому +4

      I got an air force ad

    • @omarashraf6959
      @omarashraf6959 4 роки тому +2

      Me 2

    • @tarragoni4161
      @tarragoni4161 4 роки тому +2

      Ad blocker :/

    • @HurricaneJahya
      @HurricaneJahya 4 роки тому

      I got a Sprite Cranberry.

    • @harlesv
      @harlesv 4 роки тому +3

      before your execution, take some time to thank our sponsor, (your ad here)

  • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
    @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 роки тому +743

    Mark : dies holding a cup of coffee
    Ghost Mark : still holds cup of coffee

  • @LoquiKun
    @LoquiKun 4 роки тому +425

    Jack: "That's a GONUT!"
    Donut Companies: *quickly takes notes*

    • @detroitbecomedefective2762
      @detroitbecomedefective2762 4 роки тому +5

      yeah they gonna make it cost like $200 for 1 Gonut

    • @noriakikakyoin8607
      @noriakikakyoin8607 4 роки тому +3

      *crys in kakyoin kinnie*

    • @LoquiKun
      @LoquiKun 4 роки тому +2

      @@detroitbecomedefective2762 lol The innovation is ahead of it's time!

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 4 роки тому

      @@noriakikakyoin8607 lmao suffer
      I'm a Ghiaccio kinnie

    • @redflaman1588
      @redflaman1588 4 роки тому +2

      It's unbelievable, I just cant believe....
      That someone would have an un-eaten, un-GOBBLED glazed GONUT on the table...

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 3 роки тому +57

    I love how at 24:47 you can see Wade peek through the crinkling fingers already beginning his freak out over Mark dying.

  • @SomePersonInTheWorld
    @SomePersonInTheWorld 4 роки тому +326

    "look at the book"
    "Look at the book"
    "Look at the book"
    "Look at the book!!"
    "Look at the book!!!"
    "LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!"
    "LOOK AT THE BOOK!!!"
    "LoOk At ThE bOoK!!!!!!!"

    • @elenachew7345
      @elenachew7345 4 роки тому +4

      @[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! please cease existing

  • @marasnotdead
    @marasnotdead 4 роки тому +568

    Markiplier: looks at the ghost strait in the eyes
    Ghost: hey how u doing

  • @kaniamia
    @kaniamia 3 роки тому +416

    24:40 The crawling ghost is made significantly less creepy when described as “Oh she’s in her jammies!”

  • @neonicsouls4664
    @neonicsouls4664 2 роки тому +80

    mark: “you a little piss baby?”
    ghost: starts hunting
    mark: [ i n s t a n t r e g r e t ]

  • @user-ih6tv5et1d
    @user-ih6tv5et1d 4 роки тому +271

    Mark: *dies instantly in the first round
    Also Mark: *grabs coffee while being a ghost
    Me: Same

    • @alyssaneeley4372
      @alyssaneeley4372 4 роки тому +2

      (Gets hit by a truck)
      (Looking over ur dead body with a cup of complimentary ghost coffee)
      (Sssssip)
      "Well ain't that just a sunovabitch."

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 роки тому +318

    Them when they started playing Phasmophobia: *turns on every single light and blasts the electrical box several times*
    Them now: *doesn't turn on a single light even when it could possibly be a Mare, which is weakened by light*

  • @deadacciguess
    @deadacciguess 4 роки тому +710

    I like how Seán convinced EVERYONE that the name was Matt Lobos, despite saying himself the name was Maria Thompson lmao

    • @el3ctrogamer834
      @el3ctrogamer834 4 роки тому +30

      It's less convincing and more a joke but eh

    • @somethingcats
      @somethingcats 4 роки тому +14

      That was a bit, but fun to think of that actually being the case

    • @playlol7870
      @playlol7870 4 роки тому

      lol ikr

    • @ancientbasilisk
      @ancientbasilisk 4 місяці тому +1

      i feel like they forgot at a certain point

  • @frankie4170
    @frankie4170 3 роки тому +189

    I can't explain it but Mark saying "'bleh, I'm not the ghost!' and then I stab them" gives off the same vibes as Loki saying "bleh, it's me!" then stabbing Thor

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 роки тому

      its the same joke 💀💀you must be special if you cant explain that 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Hydrogen315
    @Hydrogen315 4 роки тому +371

    Bob: "He found his dead body, that's so sad"
    Mark: "Yea that's so sa.............vage"

    • @clearmelody6252
      @clearmelody6252 4 роки тому +4

      Actually, it went
      Bob: "He's going up to watch him die! That's so-"
      Mark: "Yeah, that's so saaaa-"
      Bob: "Savage!"
      Mark: "-aavage."

  • @onefirst3752
    @onefirst3752 4 роки тому +507

    Nobody:
    Bob's corpse: *throws it back*

  • @dentontutt24
    @dentontutt24 4 роки тому +273

    Mark: “Uhhh, guys, can you confirm you’re hearing singing?”
    The T-Mobile Advertisement immediately afterwards: “I WANT IT ALL”
    Me: “Yes, I can confirm”

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 4 роки тому +2

      I can confirm it was singing this
      Break out, of this place?
      Why would anyone wanna break out?
      🎶 The outside world recoils in fear
      Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here
      You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
      While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet
      You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
      And you know who's paying, everyone but you!
      Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
      Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours
      Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard
      Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard
      And there's nothing more exquisite
      Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visits
      C'mon and meet the gang!
      There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank
      He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
      There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee
      And every single one of us scumbags agree
      I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
      Leave me in luxury (leave me in luxury)
      Why try a prison break
      When hard time is totally great
      I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
      But in here I'm bourgeoisie (hey Ma, look at me)
      I never think about the world beyond
      Then I'd recall how I killed my mom
      No! I don't wanna be
      Free! Not the life for me
      No! I don't wanna be free
      Of these amenities
      If I tried to live this good out there
      I'd have to be a thousandaire
      This is where I wanna grow old
      So I'm just praying I don't make parole
      'Cause I don't wanna be free! 🎶

    • @cupoftae7708
      @cupoftae7708 4 роки тому +3

      I literally got that ad just as I was reading this

    • @katzztak238
      @katzztak238 4 роки тому +1

      “AND I WANT IT NOWWWW”

    • @colton9678
      @colton9678 4 роки тому +1

      I GOT THE SPRITE CRANBERRY COMMERCIAL

  • @SirSaizo
    @SirSaizo 2 роки тому +44

    11:11 Mark being menacingly approached by the ghost then casually asking how are you is too funny

  • @minxkitcatty0519
    @minxkitcatty0519 4 роки тому +284

    Mark: Bone Broth
    Wade: *slowly closes the door on their faces*

  • @the6ofdiamonds
    @the6ofdiamonds 4 роки тому +293

    Mark: *Gets up for food*
    Chica: "Do I get?"
    Me: Chica needs pets.

  • @maispiegel7474
    @maispiegel7474 4 роки тому +4818

    here i am reporting that i was one of many who saw the title as: *_phasmophobia v2 121320_*

  • @crustyeater
    @crustyeater 3 роки тому +241

    Ghost: **Aproaches Mark**
    Mark: Hi **Proceeds to aproach it**

  • @tacosauce8639
    @tacosauce8639 4 роки тому +345

    Seán: *crying* wade is dead it was horrible an-
    Mark and Bob: mmhmm sure alright okay

  • @ar1fabiola
    @ar1fabiola 4 роки тому +351

    “Guys can you confirm you hear singing-“
    Random ad: _Welcome to Joy score_

    • @maddoxmorgan5190
      @maddoxmorgan5190 4 роки тому +3

      "Slip into it. try it on for size"
      FORBIDDEN SOCK

    • @OmegaMapDesign
      @OmegaMapDesign 4 роки тому +3

      I got the T-Mobile ad with Freddie singing I Want It All. 10/10

    • @legendarydante3
      @legendarydante3 4 роки тому

      I enjoy looking a Jennifer Aniston but....not the time for that add Aveno

    • @vincentlai12
      @vincentlai12 4 роки тому

      I got no ads. I use adblock :)

    • @legendarydante3
      @legendarydante3 4 роки тому +1

      @@vincentlai12 I like supporting the creators I watch. Ad revenue is their revenue.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +503

    Wade: "I downed all of the pills because I hate you."
    Even Mark had to take a second to chuckle.

  • @liziabethkogane8966
    @liziabethkogane8966 2 роки тому +56

    13:52
    Mark: You guys want uh... amateur high school?
    Wade: What did you just say to me?

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 4 роки тому +3596

    anyone else worries of what happened to Lixian?!

    • @moozle
      @moozle 4 роки тому +480

      Nothing, Mark just has a new editor, Lix is still gonna do stuff too :]

    • @pinkie7017
      @pinkie7017 4 роки тому +171

      @@moozle wait what

    • @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
      @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 4 роки тому +101

      Julie Francis WHAT?!?!?!

    • @luckilychenpai9413
      @luckilychenpai9413 4 роки тому +564

      New people joined the editing team! The new editors r from Unus Annus, so they def have experience! ;D

    • @pinkie7017
      @pinkie7017 4 роки тому +174

      @@luckilychenpai9413 but but he will still work with lixian right ? Right ??!??!?@

  • @Jon19p
    @Jon19p 4 роки тому +713

    "Did something just get thrown at me?"
    "IT WAS MY SEXUALITY"

  • @josha2141
    @josha2141 4 роки тому +228

    Mark: "Why do I always die?"
    Also Mark: Doesn't move at all during a hunt

  • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
    @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 2 роки тому +24

    28:48 to answer Bob's question, you absolutely can make rice with chicken broth and it's delicious.

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 роки тому +286

    Bob: Level 44
    Mark: Level 17
    Jack: Level 21
    W A D E : *L E V E L 3 5 7*
    Wade: _My goals are beyond your understanding_

  • @jontaii152
    @jontaii152 4 роки тому +731

    "I found handcuffs now so things are about to get reaaal kinky" -Jack

  • @eaglefan2569
    @eaglefan2569 4 роки тому +140

    "If I was playing my other character, I would have dark vision up to 60 feet"
    I'm very pleased with this D&D reference, Wade

    • @gaybean1223
      @gaybean1223 4 роки тому

      It Is nice

    • @Felicat82
      @Felicat82 4 роки тому

      I don't get to play D&D, I can only watch Critical Role...and the amount of debate over dark vision is hilarious. XD

  • @scottieowen
    @scottieowen 2 роки тому +76

    Mark “do you guys see the fence shaking?” I love the reply : “did you do the good drugs before we started?”

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +2657

    One of the best survival horror game of 2020, just made better by Markiplier =)

    • @ayubziauddin4322
      @ayubziauddin4322 4 роки тому +28

      Mark makes this way funnier than it should be

    • @TMB0106
      @TMB0106 4 роки тому +13

      Prepare Ray Mak!! I hear the angry footsteps of A**holes about to raid this comment section!

    • @bllitzo907
      @bllitzo907 4 роки тому +13

      you are everywhere

    • @Light-gp4mp
      @Light-gp4mp 4 роки тому +14

      What this isn’t even survival horror

    • @woodsy.2977
      @woodsy.2977 4 роки тому +4

      Not even survival

  • @sourrasberry4304
    @sourrasberry4304 4 роки тому +271

    Mark: *unintentionally flexing*
    Me: I get it, you be beefy, but that doesn't explain how you can hear footprints.

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 4 роки тому +9

      His ears are so muscled they’ve transcended beyond puny normal human hearing ability.

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 4 роки тому +4

      To the point where he can hear pictures and see sounds

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 4 роки тому +2

      Puny normies

    • @cos2084
      @cos2084 4 роки тому

      he can hear footprints because he has ears like the rest of us B)

  • @tartnouveau3652
    @tartnouveau3652 3 роки тому +1100

    “What’s your favorite Markiplier video Jimmy?”
    “ I like the one where he talks about bone broth for a loooong time.”

  • @Rivarya
    @Rivarya Рік тому +8

    Jack is such a great addition to this series im glad you brought him back.

  • @Rosmarae
    @Rosmarae 4 роки тому +323

    Mark just starts singing "I don't want to be FREEE" into the walkie talkie.

    • @abbu_u3479
      @abbu_u3479 4 роки тому +2

      h acc ati
      Nop o

    • @errordude889
      @errordude889 4 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @Rosmarae
      @Rosmarae 4 роки тому

      @@errordude889 There is no timestamp, I think. Just **imagine**

    • @PassedOblivion
      @PassedOblivion 4 роки тому

      @@errordude889 @ 1:40

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 4 роки тому +193

    "My eyes are up here! HotPokket"
    Honestly, Bob's wit is the best

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 4 роки тому +3

      Your pfp just makes your comment 10x better pahahaa

    • @catsrock055
      @catsrock055 4 роки тому

      ^^
      Your pfp just makes your comment 10x better pahahaa
      Yes

  • @jameszilla2000
    @jameszilla2000 3 роки тому +260

    It's amazing that both Mark and Sean somehow were the only ones to survive a round when they're usually the first ones dead

    • @the-quiver
      @the-quiver 3 роки тому +13

      no, mark usually survives a lot actually

    • @tohkayatogami8377
      @tohkayatogami8377 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah. It's the other three who usually dies.

  • @fillament
    @fillament 3 роки тому +43

    31:55 Look at the photo, A dark figure is standing near mark off to the right!

  • @AdamIqball
    @AdamIqball 4 роки тому +254

    "Phasmophobia V2 121320"
    "The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!"

    • @vanosscrewclips832
      @vanosscrewclips832 4 роки тому +4

      Me and Mason go back a ways....
      **Vietnam Flashback**

    • @darkpanda1768
      @darkpanda1768 4 роки тому +2

      Bo1 refrence i love it prob one of the best cod campings

    • @Rin_Samael_Sparda
      @Rin_Samael_Sparda 4 роки тому

      XDDDD WHAT DO THEY MEAN "FUCK YOU!!"- literally me when I see my cat XDDD

    • @clown_catz
      @clown_catz 4 роки тому +7

      It’s the date

    • @LoneWolf-kz5bo
      @LoneWolf-kz5bo 4 роки тому

      Glad I wasn’t the only one to get this

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 4 роки тому +346

    "So anyway, have you heard about Bone Broth?"
    *Ghost focuses Mark*

    • @hextier437
      @hextier437 3 роки тому +3

      The person died from consuming too much bone broth.

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 3 роки тому

      They wanted to make bone broth out of Mark