A Normal Day In ENGLAND
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2023
- 'ate the French, Love me some Tea, Simple As
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Hardbass Name:
Halo Theme (Ye Olde Medieval Version - Remastered 2020)
Alan Aztec - AK50 VS Gopnik in the USA
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 3
Alan Aztec & uamee - Big Russian Gun (feat. Brandon Herrera)
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2 - Розваги
Now we need a normal day in the british empire
A must have; Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Yes
Get Tea or Die Tryin'
Bri'ish Empire
British Empire? Never heard of it that... Wink wink 😉
"Oi mate! You got a license for that horse?" - Bri'ish person to the Norman cavalry, probably
You can't park there!
little correction: Bri'ish
"Nah mate, can't gi' you a job as King if you 'aven't an NI number, you must 'ave a residence in Bri'un to apply for an NI number an' I can't rent you vis castle if you 'aven't a job!"
😂
I'm a Norman and we have never seen a license for our horses
Scorpo once again gives us an extremely accurate history lesson.
It has the wrong bows
They should be straight
@@aryaaswale7316 No, they should be gay
Not exactly accurate but its way more interesting than history class
@@hashira9223 the biws that were shown where mongole, the ones that were used were more like minecraft bow with a bent stick
LMAO
This is honestly a more accurate representation of Anglo-Saxon England than most high-budget TV shows about Anglo-Saxon England.
Hello cuteness
How this is somewhat historically accurate whilst also being an litany of bass, russian singing, and meme animals is incredible.
Сцены баталий претерпели изменения и стали намного зрелищнее, конница , защиты щитом от града стрел. Великолепно как всегда
Клим Жуков оценил
I didn't know that anyone else knew that the Normans first brought hard bass to England.
As a Norman, I listen hardbass every days
mdrrrr sale fou@@Wojtek760O
Fun fact it's said that the Viking who held off the Saxons at the battle of Stanford bridge died when he was stabbed in the arse with a spear.
Yep, the english took a boat and stabbed him with a spear from underneath the bridge (which was made from wooden planks rather than stone)
@@jakubkurczab293 It was a barrel not a boat and technically the English didn't exist yet.
One soldier snuck under the bridge and shoved it right up in there
First this, and then Spanish Armada. The naval glory of Britain: the beginning.
He should have had butt armour and been watching the sides for boats. Or small landing craft
I find the battle of Stamford bridge funny because of how its perceived. It was a massive Anglo Saxon W. The last true Viking army annihilated by those they had tormented for centuries and that is after a force march the length of England by the Anglo Saxons.
But all Viking fanboys remember is the Viking on the bridge because otherwise they have nothing else except a humiliating loss. And guess what? Most historians regard that lone Viking as an urban myth that was created to hype up the Viking army and make vanquishing them an even greater feat rather than just a defeat so total that only 24 of the 300 ships needed to transport the Viking army were needed to cart the surviving prisoners back to Scandinavia.
Still, Cnut the great was based af
They stuck the spear up his butt
@Staffordshire_Lad22I may not be a viking fanboy but I do appreciate their history a tad bit better than England's, a lot of european history gets summed into, incest, cheating, murdering thy spouse, and then the occasional holy war, Plus a lot of history has been blasted by holywood so....
Like ghost of kiev? 😂😂😂😊
okay and ? VIKINGS RULES
_I need a normal day in Ireland now_
It would be the same video but the Normans would be replaced with the English invading by sea. you are welcome!
Guinness
@@TheBrian678you forgot the petrol bombs rigged to car engines and IRA supporters blasting the man from the daily mail everyday.
As an English man I can approve this is a average day in england
nop you dont is English man
What?
@@ccccalup2511 seriously what do you mean?
llawer o Saeson syr
@@MaxStrike_damn let me lend you some braincells, these person are hurting our brain 💀
As a French, i confirm this all accurate ^^
moi aussi
Ofc the french confirm anything
@@Englishman-_-Mongolia2022 if it's against the british or germans or americans
@leschatssuperstars1741 Don't slag off the Yanks, they're supposed to be your little pet project.
@@camoningerland8212 i personnally do not like the americans as they seem to always mock france (even though they got their independence thanks to help from france)
Great attention to historical detail, especially about the viking who stood on the bridge and killed many until he was impaled from below
It truly is remarkable how much actual history is contained in these videos. Taking a surface level look at them would make you think that they are just a massive joke. But the second you actually really look past the humor... Well for someone saying they aren't a history nerd, they sure know their history rather well.
"not a history nerd" is a running joke, sandbagging indeed
@@googlebackup-ll8fr I guessed the sarcasm of that last line would go by at flight level 500. Predictable tbh.
(Truly, when making that reply I was trying to think of a good way to say that last bit. Right when I was pondering that, the 'i'm not a history nerd' text flashed and my brain went "yep there, thats it".)
@@whyjnot420 bruh pls add jk or some giveaway emoji after a sarcastic text
difficult to tell whos joking and whos not , smh that's why we need voice clip comments haha
@@googlebackup-ll8fr Don't blame your lack of brainpower on me. Thats on you *bro* you are the one who decided to interact with what I said. It is on you to step up *bro*
@@whyjnot420 bruh nigga says the fool who wrote the comment like he was serious to look cool
0:10 peace in all england kingdom
0:20 viking from scandanavia arrived
1:53 viking escape from britain
Finally no anime everywhere
It really touches my heart that you made a one about my land
Agreed
As a Norman, I can say the same thing
Agreed
@@pashyshoshobuguygrec The video is about England not normandy
@@urmum3773 yes but the king of England is also the duke of Normandy, and vikings were also in Normandy
Man, these videos are just so good at telling engaging stories.
Really feels like a rollercoaster of insanity.
This is better than my Norman England history lessons from school.
We need a medieval england to the Industrial Revolution
0:38 this is the best part ngl
Now we need a normal day in Scotland
Aye
Love your work scorpo, you're the MVP!
0:31 the LiveLeak logo 😂😂😂
laughs in Norman
As a Brazilian I can confirm nothing
kkkkkkkkkkk
God save England🙏
@@maherahmedabdnah bro's serious💀
Bring the monarchies back to Europe.
@@maherahmedabdSouth Asian land*
@@maherahmedabd He meant the *real* England pre 1950s not the bastardized abomination that exists today
I think it's Allah save England now...
The amount of small details, I love it
Very historically true
Great use of the Halo theme song in medieval version at the start of the video, I knew I recognized it from somewhere.
Perfect way to sum up the year 1066 A.D
Noice historically accurate, lad! 👍
Finally a video on viking history, one of my favorite subjects in general history
Need a part 2
Finaly new scorpo video
Бро ты живой ! Классно выглядит .
Part 2 be like, rule Britania, Britania rules the waves.
ALL the waves!
Spot on history bro
Не могу описать словами, scorpo ты гений
for you, the day the normans invaded your land was the most important day in your life. For me, it was chewsday bruv
This one is one of the best so far
Lived just outside of Norwich for 2 years and this was basically daily life anywhere you went in East Anglia.
Самый лучший исторический канал. ВВС - рядом не стоял.
We need a normal day in Skandinavia please scorpo🙏🙏🙏
I love the fact the English bull terriers are the enemy at the beging
Best history channel on UA-cam
It sucks being king Harold. He successfully crushed the Norwegian Vikings only to be defeated by French speaking Vikings
I love these videos
I swear I actually learn something from these videos
I learn so much about history ^x^
Was Waiting for "Le William has arrived!"
Awesome video as always!
Le Guillaume.
A cool video could be "Richard has arrived ... and now the country is broke"
Win against vikings just to lose french . 😂
French vikings...
@ viking is a job you mean Scandinavian and no the normand were mostly gallo roman
Шедевры всё еще выпускаются 👍
We need a normal day in Brazil AND in Portugal
Next video should be "Le TITO has arrived"
Instant sub
I love that you chose the bardcore version of the halo theme for the opening 😂😂
ive read about anicet england and this is how i see it funny keep it up
1:21 On the Bayeux tapestry this part is described like, this.
scene-81
HIC CECIDERUNT SIMUL: ANGLI ET FRANCI: INPRELIO
Here were killed at the same time English and French in Battle
scene-85
HIC FRANCI PUGNANT ET CECIDERUNT QUI ERANT CUM HAROLDO
HERE THE FRENCH ARE FIGHTING AND THOSE WHO WERE WITH HAROLD HAVE FALLEN
scene-89
EST ET FUGA: VERTERUNT ANGLI
And the English have turned to flight
Make a video about a normal day in Brazil please, I really like your videos
Guillaume the conqueror go boom
Next: normal day in Holy Roman Empery
Scorpo, without a doubt, an astute student of history! I am humbled...........
Guys Scorpo is close to 1M subscribers!
Aw, you missed out the part where William the Conqueror forbade the Saxon peasants to forage by enacting land enclosures for the first time in English history... right before one of the harshest winters of the period. 1/3 of them starved to death in the winter of 1066 alone! Hooray for Christianity!!
This is epic
Прекрасный ролик с массой мелких исторических деталей
Как всегда огонь😊
0:44 Based Astolfo
I'm so glad Scorpo has finally hit the one million mark.
Now we need one for SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
As an extraterrestrial, I can confirm that this is true
Honor and Glory await England men! To arms!
0:50 very nice reference to tjodolf sterke
In reality, they are all having tea 😂
very educational
Trying to sleep but your neighbor drop this banger on :
Please make a normal day on spain
Where is that one comment that explains all the history.
Nowaday we have London Simulator
Oh fkj , a new Scorpo video!
He is going to 1 million subscribers. He deserves it.
1:50 Henry V is extremely realistic there.
People Who Watch For The Music: 😊
People Who Watch For The Lore: 💪
Good vid
The Angles and Saxons invaded first and then they were shocked when someone else did too
And thus did France invade England
Good Job Scorpo Ol'Chap
The mustached ginger guy was the guy that led England initially and got shot in the eye at the end
Add a normal day in ethiopia it has a long history
Nothing happened in the Castle of William the conqueror 😂😂😂😂
Damn, it be like that some times
its cool!
England Prevails ✋
When the world needed him the most, he came
За воина на мосту отдельное спасибо )
I literally just learned about this in history class
Now it's time for normal day in Scotland
As a worker of the british government, this is accurate. Now we need a normal day in the british empire
If only he’d included the part of William I’s coronation where he thought the peasants cheering for him was a riot (because he didn’t speak English) so began setting fire to the village