The Best Reason to Learn Each Language

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    00:00 - Intro
    00:35 - Hindi
    00:58 - Urdu
    01:18 - Mandarin
    01:48 - Cantonese
    02:08 - Dutch
    02:27 - Korean
    02:46 - Bengali
    03:05 - Swedish
    03:33 - Danish
    03:52 - Icelandic
    04:15 - Norwegian
    04:32 - Aramaic
    04:44 - German
    05:05 - Tagalog
    05:29 - Romanian
    05:51 - Uzbek
    05:59 - Vietnamese
    06:17 - Hebrew
    06:33 - Patreon
    06:42 - Bulgarian
    07:01 - Polish
    07:20 - Albanian
    07:37 - Italian
    08:00 - Esperanto
    08:12 - Arabic
    08:33 - Farsi
    08:50 - Turkish
    09:11 - Swahili
    09:33 - Indonesian
    09:55 - Czech
    10:15 - Mongolian
    10:31 - Braille
    10:46 - Burmese
    11:01 - Afrikaans
    11:14 - French
    11:34 - Navajo
    11:50 - AASL
    12:02 - Finnish
    12:18 - Greek
    12:36 - Spanish
    13:01 - Portuguese
    13:19 - B.I.P.
    13:34 - American
    13:42 - Ukrainian
    13:58 - Russian
    14:29 - Japanese
    14:48 - Outro

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,9 тис.

  • @googleman9213
    @googleman9213 Рік тому +5201

    You gotta love the fact that he flipped the Indonesian and Polish flags and no one even realized

  • @mikaelfarro
    @mikaelfarro Рік тому +1054

    “One of the hardest parts in language learning is choosing what language to learn in the first place. That’s why I’m learning all languages”

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 Рік тому +28

      I ended up there too lmao

    • @omgplayer3040
      @omgplayer3040 Рік тому +8

      nice

    • @matthewheald8964
      @matthewheald8964 Рік тому

      Just learn AASL; you gain immortality & can read the minds of 96% of the world's population.

    • @woodmanequin
      @woodmanequin 5 місяців тому +1

      Kinda me lmao

    • @UberBossPure
      @UberBossPure 5 місяців тому +1

      Thats good if you want some basis small talk, if you want to really speak a language you need to choose

  • @fline2751
    @fline2751 Рік тому +958

    As a Russian, I can confirm that "Poshol no huy" means "Hello" in our language. You can also tell "Sosi moy huy, yobani baklan" to say "Thank you, you're a good person".

    • @mdd12345
      @mdd12345 Рік тому +167

      As a Russian, I confirm this comment

    • @benten6883
      @benten6883 Рік тому +7

      +

    • @ninel1995
      @ninel1995 Рік тому +78

      Education is such a responsible task ❤

    • @catherines25
      @catherines25 Рік тому +89

      I was afraid that as a native I would have to write the confirmation. Thank you for it. And yes, it's totally true. As well as "blyat" sometimes being a formal way to address a person.

    • @user-id2yu1wr8b
      @user-id2yu1wr8b Рік тому +43

      as an average chelyabinsk inhabitant I confirm

  • @lavenzaa
    @lavenzaa Рік тому +439

    As a native Russian speaker, I can confirm that that phrase is the only phrase you'll ever need if you visit Russia or any other Russian-speaking country.

    • @_regnar_4189
      @_regnar_4189 Рік тому

      Только если ты это гопнику скажешь, то получишь в дыню

    • @eprst0
      @eprst0 Рік тому

      Poshol nahui

    • @claudioolate2516
      @claudioolate2516 Рік тому +20

      And the last one that you'll ever pronounce maybe?😂😂

  • @sussybaka4754
    @sussybaka4754 Рік тому +2804

    As a native Czech speaker, I must say, you have PERFECT pronunciation of Ř.

    • @danr1856
      @danr1856 Рік тому +85

      Fr, Czech is one of my first language and he NAILED it

    • @roman5403
      @roman5403 Рік тому

      Drž hubu

    • @InteligencjaMaciusia
      @InteligencjaMaciusia Рік тому +27

      dobry vecir i guess

    • @tuckerslab5801
      @tuckerslab5801 Рік тому +16

      haha even a half czech can agree

    • @kazakhstan6811
      @kazakhstan6811 Рік тому +52

      czech is the easiest language to learn i can speak it from the age of 4 if you don't speak czech you absolutely have to learn it

  • @cezarmocanu5043
    @cezarmocanu5043 Рік тому +2580

    I was wondering how germans feel like when he showed the Austrian flag while speaking about them, but then he showed the flag for Moldavia while speaking about Romania, and got really triggered really fast 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому

      Putin wants to know your location for a special delivery.

    • @wyqtor
      @wyqtor Рік тому +42

      At least he didn't show Hungarian with the Ținutul Secuiesc flag :))

    • @anniehasting1133
      @anniehasting1133 Рік тому +116

      And the Liberian flag for the American language 😁🇱🇷

    • @augustus218
      @augustus218 Рік тому +70

      He also switched the polish and indonesian flags lol

    • @SufDam
      @SufDam Рік тому +41

      He also replaced Albania with Alabama, Spain with California and Greece with Cyprus

  • @randomhungarianperson
    @randomhungarianperson 8 місяців тому +72

    *Hungarian:*
    - Do you want to learn Finnish, but without Finnish words? Learn Hungarian.
    - Do you like both Turkish and Slovak language, but you can't choose which one to start? Learn Hungarian, it's 2 in 1.
    - Would you like to live in a beautiful medieval kingdom? Learn Hungarian and move to Hungary.
    - This language will unlock so wonderful phrases, as "Fekete bika pata dobog a patika pepita kövén.", "Sárga bögre, görbe bögre." and "Te tetted-e e tettetett tettet, tettetett tettek tettese, te?"

    • @teheccsegtelenalak-notsota5392
      @teheccsegtelenalak-notsota5392 8 місяців тому +7

      medieval kingdom 💀

    • @jout738
      @jout738 6 місяців тому +1

      Learning finnish without finnish words wont make you fluent in finnish to understand what finnish person says. If you want to learn finnish. Dont learn hungarian, while they might seem preatty similar. Its just my advice to you guys.

    • @randomhungarianperson
      @randomhungarianperson 6 місяців тому +4

      @@jout738 I think you didn't understand the joke and the sarcasm in my comment.

  • @voodoosleeper
    @voodoosleeper Рік тому +34

    Referring to Tagalog as "asian-spanish with american words" is the most accurate summary of the language I've ever heard.

  • @Fitnest_
    @Fitnest_ Рік тому +1534

    "Mozambique and Angola will be superpowers by 2030" as a Mozambican that caught me off guard 🤣 well played sir.👏🏽

    • @ywominona777
      @ywominona777 Рік тому +9

      Hahaha

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому

      You're his black friend; proof he's not a racist.

    • @Drraedon
      @Drraedon Рік тому +24

      Você fala português?

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому

      @@Drraedon Atheism is shit. I got many videos proving atheists wrong about everytyhing. Atheists: "Subhuman blaccks were a thing." Same atheists: "Racism is wrong." You can't be moral when you contradict yourself, atheists.

    • @Fitnest_
      @Fitnest_ Рік тому +55

      @@Drraedon Claro que sim, muitos moçambicanos aprendem inglês como segunda língua, but American better :P

  • @vanessameow1902
    @vanessameow1902 Рік тому +1827

    The fact that he kept Japanese for last...he really knows his audience.

    • @aryatripathi2486
      @aryatripathi2486 Рік тому +53

      He kept Hindi first too, he knows me!😇😎

    • @romain4608
      @romain4608 Рік тому +24

      And it's the most viewed moment of the video

    • @A-Random_Pakistani
      @A-Random_Pakistani Рік тому +4

      @@aryatripathi2486 Urdu second 😏🇵🇰😳

    • @RabiezDeWorgen
      @RabiezDeWorgen Рік тому +19

      He's knows we'll skip to it, but I'm little disappointed since I'm the non-weeabo category.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo Рік тому +5

      @@aryatripathi2486 Yes! I love India, Hindi, and the Indian people and culture. Love to India from Finland. 🇫🇮❤️🇮🇳

  • @jp-st8vn
    @jp-st8vn Рік тому +71

    Bangla isn't only spoken in Bangladesh. It is also spoken in west Bengal, tripura, assam and huge amount of part in North-East India. Among 300 millions of bengali people almost 130 millions are from india. And most of the bengali authors are also from west bengal, India.❤❤

  • @alexisgoogle1997
    @alexisgoogle1997 5 місяців тому +16

    As a Kenyan, I’m so glad to see us represented!! I rarely see people talk about Swahili even though it’s quite a popular language in Africa.

    • @faithbwire9164
      @faithbwire9164 5 місяців тому +3

      Watu wajitokeze na jambo si salamu😂😂😂😂 +254🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪❤❤❤❤

  • @starvingartist3155
    @starvingartist3155 Рік тому +1010

    I have no idea how he says those jokes without laughing. his real skill

    • @okstcowboy14
      @okstcowboy14 Рік тому +31

      What jokes?

    • @lordcheezitv1700
      @lordcheezitv1700 Рік тому +28

      @@okstcowboy14 November 23rd 2023

    • @justinarzola4584
      @justinarzola4584 Рік тому +29

      I crack up when he refers to English as American or Spanish as Mexican.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Рік тому +2

      @@justinarzola4584 It's not??!

    • @lagavulin7194
      @lagavulin7194 Рік тому +3

      Because overuses them and often brings up very stereotypical jokes that have been around for ages

  • @langux6552
    @langux6552 Рік тому +910

    As a learner of Russian language, I can confirm that Poshol na huy really works while drinking vodka.

    • @deutschmitpurple2918
      @deutschmitpurple2918 Рік тому +25

      I am learning Russian like you

    • @davidronis5566
      @davidronis5566 Рік тому +92

      As a Russian I totally confirm, that I'll invite you to drink vodka with me as soon as you say "poshol nahuj".
      ps. also learn Ukranian

    • @user-mc3jw2gt9y
      @user-mc3jw2gt9y Рік тому +115

      You should know, that russians love when you express your positive opinion on their leaders. So, if you come to the Red Square and scream "Putin pidoras" - ur success in making good relationships is guaranteed

    • @botisobshagy3573
      @botisobshagy3573 Рік тому

      @@user-mc3jw2gt9y stop saying that, you are confusing them! PEOPLE, DONT LISTEN TO HIM. YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO RUSSIANS! Because Russians are very closed emotionally and that will make them uncomfortable, do not hurry, dont cross the border to early. Better start with "Zhelau Putinu podskolznut'sya v vannoy i nasadit'sya zhopoy na kran, chtobi ego kishki porvalis' i on muchitelno umiral v luzhe sobstvennogo govna" - that will make your convesration more formal, and after that you can tell everything else. Also, you can learn Ukranian greeting, it can be usefull : "salo, ghorilka, bandera, hryuu hryuu". Dont be shy, welcome to the Eastern Slavic Countries and have fun!

    • @maido4731
      @maido4731 Рік тому +3

      Same, I'm also learning like you for the past 6 months.

  • @akwrdalfredosauce2028
    @akwrdalfredosauce2028 Рік тому +36

    As someone that wants to learn Russian and Korean for the main reason of ‘I think they sound cool’ this puts a smile on my fave

    • @TheWeirdestArtist
      @TheWeirdestArtist 5 місяців тому +1

      Haha same but just Russian

    • @yuki_mosu
      @yuki_mosu 3 місяці тому +1

      Нихуя себе[nyihuia syebye](Wow, I am impressed by your level of MLGism that gives you an ability to try hard on language based on how they sound)

  • @GamerMahirEditz
    @GamerMahirEditz 11 місяців тому +12

    3:03 As a Bangladeshi I can confirm that you can only tame the tigers if you speak bengali

  • @Ocean_Forever
    @Ocean_Forever Рік тому +477

    I liked how he said, "You can catch the tigers like pokemons, but they will listen to commands only in Bengali" 🤣
    My mother tongue is Bengali tho, West Bengal 😊
    *Gigachadism is a true religion, and by far, the most underrated and unknown religion*

    • @damsnackbar
      @damsnackbar Рік тому +25

      As a Bengali, I can confirm that I have caught tigers by commanding them in Bengali.

    • @Ocean_Forever
      @Ocean_Forever Рік тому +5

      @@damsnackbar lmao

    • @belstar1128
      @belstar1128 Рік тому +18

      If you don't speak bengali the tigers will get you.

    • @Ocean_Forever
      @Ocean_Forever Рік тому

      @@belstar1128 and the furious Honeybees of Sundarbans will sting you till you're swollen like a potato 😂

    • @prafullasarkar4855
      @prafullasarkar4855 Рік тому +4

      @@belstar1128 হা

  • @ayo.am_TENGY_
    @ayo.am_TENGY_ Рік тому +288

    Such a gigachad

  • @someone.8878
    @someone.8878 11 місяців тому +17

    Fun fact: In Russian, the Ю letter is pronounced 'yu' instead of whatever the Language Simp just did, and in Russian, there's a letter Й which is literally just Y in English. Some Russian letters, which are Е, Я and Ь are used with Й, just like Ю. Ye, ya, and a 'y-ish' sound for softening sounds.

    • @Genotip7
      @Genotip7 10 місяців тому +1

      Это он так Ы пытается сказать))

    • @BelaPuma
      @BelaPuma 7 місяців тому +1

      Literally the most stupid sound/thing that replaces letter I, idi u kurac

    • @EvGamerBETA
      @EvGamerBETA 5 місяців тому +2

      I think he just trolls Russian speakers with that

  • @redwinedrummer
    @redwinedrummer 7 місяців тому +7

    5:05 As a Filipino, I felt roasted with "Asian Spanish with American words" but it's hilariously damn true! 😂😅

  • @Swenthorian
    @Swenthorian Рік тому +347

    5:50 A friend of mine (also a linguist) learned Uzbek. When he speaks it, he transforms from a wimpy little nerd into a glorious Turkic metal singer. It's magical.

  • @user-vh7nn6ht7l
    @user-vh7nn6ht7l Рік тому +858

    Love how you swapped Polish and Indonesian flags, also I can confirm that your Indonesian greeting is spot on.

  • @azizbronostiq2580
    @azizbronostiq2580 7 місяців тому +4

    5:02 I'm learning German, and it doesnt sound agressive at all. You just have to pronounce correctly. From example, present/gift, is saif "Geschenk" in German, just, "Geschenk" and not "GEKHENK!". See, there's a difference. Pronounce the words correctly, and done, no aggresivity. (Yes I'm mad)

  • @angelnoronha9518
    @angelnoronha9518 Рік тому

    well, i guess that he should also make a video involving other underrated languages like konkani its a goan language and ive never seen any foreigner talk much bout it(and not just konkqni but for other lqnguages too)
    love ur videos thanks😇

  • @check_it141yt
    @check_it141yt Рік тому +294

    the best part about swahili is that after learning it you will immediately undertstand arabic

    • @schgogu
      @schgogu Рік тому +9

      What? Really? How?

    • @MarkyNomad
      @MarkyNomad Рік тому +18

      @@schgogu Salama rafiki 🤝

    • @handwashingonion-UAE
      @handwashingonion-UAE Рік тому +11

      No way i speak Arabic so can i understand Swahili?

    • @mdabdale
      @mdabdale Рік тому +28

      @@schgogu About 40% of the langaguage is of Arabic origins

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 Рік тому +8

      But you still can't understand Moroccans lmao

  • @plutonian2770
    @plutonian2770 Рік тому +186

    One thing about this Best Reason to Learn Each Language video is how the guy puts so much effort into showing us the correct flags for the languages, it really makes it stand out among the other Best Reason to Learn Each Language videos

  • @ZlejChleba
    @ZlejChleba Рік тому +4

    wow, your Czech pronunciation is spot on! Congrates! You should learn Czech also if you want to live and drink with us here in Czechoslovakia and our capitol of Chechnya.

  • @elenafari_
    @elenafari_ Рік тому +4

    i'm learning czech and, yes, i definitely feel way too good for polish but still want the hard pronunciation, the moment i saw the ř and stuff like strč prst skrz krk i fell in love

  • @amazatoad6988
    @amazatoad6988 Рік тому +62

    him calling each language a DLC and screwing up some of the flags on purpose never gets old lmfao

  • @Haris-gh1kn
    @Haris-gh1kn Рік тому +353

    As a Pakistani, I think you have no idea how right you were with that Alabama comparison 😄😄

    • @blackholeofprocrastination7198
      @blackholeofprocrastination7198 Рік тому +13

      I snorted while laughing 🤣

    • @StuffBySam
      @StuffBySam Рік тому

      @Bích Phúc Đạt probably the incest stereotype

    • @genericjoe4082
      @genericjoe4082 Рік тому

      @Bích Phúc Đạt I think cousin marriages are quite common in Pakistan and it is a meme that the people in Alabama take part in incest.

    • @ayzs786
      @ayzs786 Рік тому

      @Bích Phúc Đạt pakistan has high rate of cousin marriages

    • @adrianbelko7683
      @adrianbelko7683 Рік тому +41

      @Bích Phúc Đạt Alabama is often stereotyped as having an incest culture which isn't true because it happens throughout the USA and beyond, but Pakistan literally has a religious custom where cousins officially marry each other if they or their parents wish, matter of fact it's the kind of wedding that happens in rural areas more than often

  • @theodore4437
    @theodore4437 Рік тому +14

    You should also learn Greek because that's where Alpha and Sigma and Beta and all those come from (they are letters in our alphabet)
    Alpha - Aα (Άλφα)
    Beta - Ββ (Βήτα)
    Sigma - Σσ,ς (Σίγμα)
    Omega - Ωω (Ωμέγα)

    • @hrwprothegeographer
      @hrwprothegeographer Рік тому +2

      Ναι!

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 11 місяців тому +2

      Russian Ф is more superior than greek one!

    • @theodore4437
      @theodore4437 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ImPedofinderGeneral you think you can beat the Φφ? NO ONE BEATS THE ΦΦΦΦΦΦ

    • @theodore4437
      @theodore4437 11 місяців тому +5

      @@hrwprothegeographer but fr though Russian and Greek alphabet >>> Latin alphabet

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 11 місяців тому +1

      @@theodore4437ФФФФ!

  • @vers9034
    @vers9034 7 місяців тому

    Thanks for the tips!

  • @basedmuslim12345
    @basedmuslim12345 Рік тому +83

    As a Bengali who can speak Hindi fluently, I can say that knowing Hindi is extremely useful to watch Hindi cartoons, communicate with Indians and I am a Muslim. There are a lot of Muslims who can speak Hindi or Urdu like Pakistanis.

    • @kumarraj197
      @kumarraj197 Рік тому +4

      bas emiway bantai ke gaane sunke lafsos hota h ki meko Hindi kyu aati h🙄

    • @thesagarmahapatra
      @thesagarmahapatra Рік тому +4

      "Communicate with Indians" you do realise you might be Indian if you're Bengali. We have 120 million Bengalis, 3rd most spoken language in India is Bengali after Hindi and English.

    • @taj8890
      @taj8890 Рік тому +1

      Same😢

    • @wuxxy
      @wuxxy Рік тому +5

      @@thesagarmahapatra He meant Bangladeshi

    • @wuxxy
      @wuxxy Рік тому +2

      Crazy but why mention religion - it's not that a lot of muslims who can speak Hindi or Urdu it's Bengalis can speak Hindi and Urdu. Most Muslims in the world speak Arabic and Indonesian.

  • @shaf_m0133
    @shaf_m0133 Рік тому +87

    As a Bengali person myself, I can agree that the tigers do only listen to commands in Bengali, but you can safely store them in your Gigachad sized Pokèballs. I wpuld know since I have done this.

  • @eggsbennedit6373
    @eggsbennedit6373 Рік тому +14

    I'm brazillian and the portuguese one had me on the floor 😂

  • @hamiddelarue7413
    @hamiddelarue7413 Рік тому

    Thanks for the advices!!!

  • @jamsstats1700
    @jamsstats1700 Рік тому +101

    Predictions:
    Japanese: To watch Anime
    Chinese: To shock people in Chinatown
    Russian: To make the “bl” sound
    Latin: To study History
    Arabic: To become Muslim
    Portuguese: To learn spicy Spanish
    French: To eat baguettes and leave the country
    Spanish: To flirt with Latinas
    AASL: To look cool

    • @_regnar_4189
      @_regnar_4189 Рік тому +2

      In Ukrainian also is 'ы' sound, but it writes as 'и', that in russian is 'E' sound, that in Ukrainian is 'i' letter

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter Рік тому +2

      There is no Latin

    • @_regnar_4189
      @_regnar_4189 Рік тому +4

      @@the_mariocrafter what?

    • @BotchuLeeSim
      @BotchuLeeSim 10 місяців тому +4

      @@the_mariocrafterit was his predictions before he watched the video

    • @angeltensey
      @angeltensey 9 місяців тому

      Ukrainian: to speak with dead people on their actual native language.

  • @WonkyWater-YT
    @WonkyWater-YT Рік тому +240

    You should definitely do a sequel including languages like Māori, toki pona, Hungarian, Slovenian, Basque, Latin, Faroese, etc.

    • @coolsharkthedude2654
      @coolsharkthedude2654 Рік тому +25

      Hungarian is goated but americans pretty much will give up after 1 hour

    • @WonkyWater-YT
      @WonkyWater-YT Рік тому +13

      @@coolsharkthedude2654 Thanks for saying that, Hungarian is my family language and yes it is complex, it's not complex in a French way or English way, it just has a lot to memorise with few exceptions (except for the damn Vowel Harmony I still can't get my head arround that (I speak it as a 2nd Lang besides English))

    • @zeder.
      @zeder. Рік тому +2

      @@WonkyWater-YT kia ora

    • @Krakoww
      @Krakoww Рік тому +3

      @@coolsharkthedude2654 Uralic languages are fucking out the door

    • @cupnmug12
      @cupnmug12 Рік тому +1

      Also Somali.

  • @kalevipoeg6916
    @kalevipoeg6916 Рік тому +16

    I live in Sweden and I can confirm there's no reason to learn this language. Everyone speaks English here anyway, really well in fact. Also, "hej" is how you say hello in Swedish also. Everywhere you go - and usually they say it twice for some reason "Hej hej".
    Since you left my language - Estonian - out:
    You should learn Estonian if you really like the idea of spending many years of your life learning one of the most difficult languages on the planet that has 14 cases for every word (meaning you have to know how to change every word 14 different ways depending on context) that is agglutinative (so you get super long words) and quickly spoken with sounds that do not exist in English .....only to realize that you'll still never be even close to fluent and even if you were, there's nobody to use it with since only 900,000 people speak it and most of them live in Estonia.
    In other words, you'd be better off trying to learn Klingon.

  • @rezalamei1811
    @rezalamei1811 Рік тому +4

    Although there are lots of arabic loan words in Persian language and also the font is arabic, Persian language is an Indo-European language with tons of common words with other Indo-European languages including English

  • @hqer2k9
    @hqer2k9 Рік тому +143

    Haha ich liebe es wie du immer die Österreicher Flagge zeigst bei deutsch 😂😂😂😂

    • @chhaylab7520
      @chhaylab7520 Рік тому +4

      das ist gut

    • @iwantum
      @iwantum Рік тому +19

      Flagge von Liechtenstein wäre mir lieber :(

    • @Sungawakan
      @Sungawakan Рік тому +6

      @tvrhd2022 Nö. Hitler war ja auch Österreicher

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому +6

      Österreich ist just southern Deutschland like how Ugayn is SW Russia, noob.

    • @DigitalTiger101
      @DigitalTiger101 Рік тому +1

      @@scintillam_dei Doch Deutschland ist Nordösterreich

  • @singleslicetoaster8271
    @singleslicetoaster8271 Рік тому +122

    11:01 it is worth noting that Afrikaans also has the best sounding two digit number in this reality. The number 88 uses the funny 'g' sound thrice and is the reason why Afrikaans is superior to all other langauges

    • @kevintrang6447
      @kevintrang6447 Рік тому +29

      *The number 88*
      Afrikaan speakers: 😀
      German speakers:

    • @singleslicetoaster8271
      @singleslicetoaster8271 Рік тому +13

      German 88 came straight from hell

    • @roanoord6436
      @roanoord6436 Рік тому +12

      And dutch does as well being, achtentachtig, both the “ch” and the”g” are pronounced like the dutch/afrikaans g or the german ch

    • @roanoord6436
      @roanoord6436 Рік тому +7

      @@singleslicetoaster8271
      achtundachtzig
      Me: AAAAAHHHHHH MY EYES AND THROAT

    • @Sultan_Baybars
      @Sultan_Baybars Рік тому +4

      88 💀

  • @vic.d2__
    @vic.d2__ 5 місяців тому +2

    i love how he loves danish. im danish so i guess thats why i like seeing it get the love it deserves. im learning russian now and speak american, french, and danish

  • @mashedpotatoes8578
    @mashedpotatoes8578 Рік тому +38

    I showed this to my Chinese friend, and he spontaneously combusted after hearing language Simps near fluency in Mandarin Chinese

  • @Hi-oj3pp
    @Hi-oj3pp Рік тому +170

    isnt nobody going to talk about how the legendary beard is back now? this guy also inspired me to learn russian french and italian. i am in the process of learning arabic

    • @Hi-oj3pp
      @Hi-oj3pp Рік тому +7

      @Plopi Ninety Six yes sir!

    • @xezmakorewarriah
      @xezmakorewarriah Рік тому +18

      @Plopi Ninety Six yes, even women

    • @deutschmitpurple2918
      @deutschmitpurple2918 Рік тому +3

      🤗🤗💕💕

    • @Traian09
      @Traian09 Рік тому +5

      The thing that you said german sounds aggressive didn’t trigger me. The fact that u put the austria flag triggered me hard though.

    • @web7656
      @web7656 Рік тому +4

      Привет, я очень рад что русский тебя заинтересовал. Привет от носителя языка!

  • @its_dey_mate
    @its_dey_mate 11 місяців тому +10

    Bulgaria has multiple tenses and a *lot* of auxiliary verbs that really balances it out with Russian.
    Hell, a Bulgarian that has learned Russian very well will be indistinguishable in his speech even to a native, but a Russian will *always* be caught with those two things.
    As a Bulgarian learning Russian, I can definitely attest to the fact that Russian is harder by having a case system, but easier for not having tenses (there are only three) and no auxiliary verbs.
    The sentence "Бил съм се бил напил и съм се бил бил" makes perfect sense in Bulgarian (Bil sum se bil napil i sum se bil bil, or "Apparently I have gotten drunk and was in a fight...apparently") so take that as you will.

    • @BelaPuma
      @BelaPuma 7 місяців тому

      Right and if you learn croatian we can immediately tell no matter how many years you have studied it 🤣

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 7 місяців тому

      @@BelaPuma If a Bulgarian has studied Croatian? That's really interesting. May I ask you, how well can you understand other slavic languages and how well can they understand you, in your expirience of course.

    • @BelaPuma
      @BelaPuma 7 місяців тому

      @@its_dey_mate asides polish i can understand every slavic lang , polish only in written form , spoken about 30%, russian about 50% and the rest about 80%, croatia bosnia serbia montenegro speak the exact same language so 100%, although croatia is special in particular for having 3 different dialects that are as different as czech and croatian or spanish and italian, i speak all 3 but there is a "4th" 1 that's not "formally" a dialect which from what little 3 sentences i have heard sounds as different as russian. As for other slavs from my experience asides slovenian understanding about 75% of kajkavski and 50% of štokavski(standard croatian), czechian and slovakian about 50% of kaj and 40% of što, polish 20% of što 10% of kaj, man this so foken stuped it's litterally 3 diff languages, anyw, bulgarian-macedonian 60% što 15%~ kaj, Ukraine 60% što 10% kaj, russian 35% što 5% kaj and belarus, as for sorbian kashubian rusyn idk, wbu?

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 7 місяців тому

      @@BelaPuma I plan one day to more extensively listen to different registers in the slavic languages and focus more, when I do do that you will be the first to hear what I think, but rn I am travelling and have a bit of work to do, cheers mate, until later ✌️
      Btw, thanks for the deep reply, you are awesome, great insight! ❤️

  • @konstkaras
    @konstkaras Рік тому +4

    Once I tried to learn Buryat, which is close to Mongolian, since I liked a girl. It has about a dozen ways to make a plural noun.

  • @janecenufer9097
    @janecenufer9097 Рік тому +90

    Can confirm everything you said about Tagalog! Watching people's minds get blown when I speak it to them is fun. However, the truth is that no one speaks pure Tagalog anymore. It's evolved into Taglish (Tagalog/English), so as long as you have basic grammar/accent down, you can insert any English word you want for any Tagalog you can't remember (or sometimes Spanish) and they still consider you fluent lol

    • @darkkestrel1
      @darkkestrel1 Рік тому +19

      Many people in the provinces speak (relatively) pure Tagalog with few English loans
      And well most literature is "pure" Tagalog

    • @Pedro14ceara
      @Pedro14ceara Рік тому

      Só Tagalog basically doesn't exist?

    • @janecenufer9097
      @janecenufer9097 Рік тому +21

      @@Pedro14ceara Oh it exists! You still gotta understand the grammer and everything. Most people I've talked to in Tagalog threw in about 20% English though. Sometimes in full sentences out of the blue! I never could figure out the rhyme or reason to it, but everyone understood when I threw in random English words. Basically if you want to learn it, learn as much "pure" Tagalog as possible and then be ready to abandon certain words in your vocabulary if no one else uses them.

    • @Pedro14ceara
      @Pedro14ceara Рік тому +2

      @@janecenufer9097 Thanks for explaining. Seems Ike that is going to disappear in the future and people will speak only English.

    • @janecenufer9097
      @janecenufer9097 Рік тому +5

      @@Pedro14ceara I hope not! It's a beautiful language for a wonderful people! 😊

  • @khalilahd.
    @khalilahd. Рік тому +69

    I love how Japanese is the very last option 😂😂

  • @dinozulic1624
    @dinozulic1624 Рік тому +2

    I am now completely convinced that I have to learn Uzbek. Thanks, man.

  • @suangel007
    @suangel007 Рік тому +7

    You can learn American if you are poor and you want a salary ten times bigger than in your third world country (Is personal experience)
    Also you forgot that you can learn spanish if you want to unlock the Ecuatorial Guinea DLC. That would be just awesome

  • @roanoord6436
    @roanoord6436 Рік тому +27

    As a partially swedish speaker i can confirm that håll käften is totally hi in swedish and totally doesnt mean shut your mouth so yes i agree on danish being hej which totally isnt in swedish😂

  • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
    @user-wn3wv5bx5e Рік тому +125

    Love the representation for the Chinese languages!

    • @curiousitycave
      @curiousitycave Рік тому +45

      You should learn Chinese if you want to watch the hit anime “squid game”

    • @deutschmitpurple2918
      @deutschmitpurple2918 Рік тому +3

      🥰🥰❤❤

    • @UnoriginallyOriginal
      @UnoriginallyOriginal Рік тому +16

      @@curiousitycave oh shoot I was learning Vietnamese for that

    • @kori228
      @kori228 Рік тому +3

      needs more of the other: Shanghai/Suzhou, Hokkien, Hakka, etc

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 Рік тому +3

      Yep, usually Mandarin is represented as "the only Chinese". Glad to see someone actually differentiate between them.

  • @TripleSevenStars
    @TripleSevenStars 9 місяців тому +5

    2:48 i feel so honoured

  • @shumatsumata6833
    @shumatsumata6833 Рік тому +7

    Gostei do seu sotaque baiano ao falar português, o nordeste tem os melhores sotaques, destaco o pernambucano e o mineiro (apesar de Minas Gerais não ficar no nordeste).

    • @shumatsumata6833
      @shumatsumata6833 Рік тому +1

      Um bom exemplo do sotaque de pernambuco que soa muito parecido com o que você usou: ua-cam.com/video/-rMQkeIgeus/v-deo.html

    • @experience5988
      @experience5988 Рік тому

      Baiano não tem H.

    • @pedrojorgesantoscunha9936
      @pedrojorgesantoscunha9936 Рік тому

      Mano, eu to pensando que to ficando doido pos eu acho que escutei ele falando "Bolsonaro é muito gostoso" kkkkkkkkkkk

    • @experience5988
      @experience5988 Рік тому

      @@pedrojorgesantoscunha9936 Ele falou isso. Agora falta um falando "Lula é ladrão"

  • @saraschl
    @saraschl Рік тому +33

    i'm definitely learning russian because of the ы sound, but i'm not as good as mr. simp yet, and will never be

  • @grissee
    @grissee Рік тому +16

    I am Indonesian and I can confirm I am doing carthwheel and jumping out of window after hearing this 9:48

  • @abbasahmady-ih2ir
    @abbasahmady-ih2ir 7 місяців тому

    Bro. What a spawn point you had! Did you buy the add-ons ? How can I have it in my next spawn?

  • @safwanmajeed3114
    @safwanmajeed3114 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for mentioning Urdu. Much Appreciated

  • @manetho5134
    @manetho5134 Рік тому +53

    لغة الإشارة الألبانية القديمة فعلا تستحق التعلم، لقد قلبت حياتي رأسا على عقب و جعلتني إنسانا أفضل ، شكرا أيها الغيغاتشاد لانغويدج سيمب

    • @NightAdriatic
      @NightAdriatic Рік тому +6

      Большое спасибо! Ваш отзыв очень важен для нас!

    • @manetho5134
      @manetho5134 Рік тому

      @@NightAdriatic
      على الرحب و السعى أيها الروسي المتجول

  • @AndIChoseToSpeakFAX
    @AndIChoseToSpeakFAX Рік тому +34

    I really want to learn mongolian, but it's kind of impossible and the learning sources are super super rare, honestly the only way to learn it would be to get to the country. They're my ancestors and that's my reason.

    • @pebble.s
      @pebble.s Рік тому +9

      Im half mongolian and never learned the language, so what I did was to sign up for an weekly online course for 3 months and that kinda jumpstarted me on how to get into learning mongolian. Im still a beginner but now I know some basics and are able to teach myself better without a teacher. Its pricey I know...

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 11 місяців тому +2

      just master Russian and Chinese and hope you'll find few elders who would understand you in Mongolian steppes xD

  • @Panda-is1qs
    @Panda-is1qs Рік тому +2

    Nah, the best reason to learn Swedish is to be able to read the names of all the furniture in Ikea.

  • @superbeltman6197
    @superbeltman6197 10 місяців тому +5

    4:16 "You should only learn Norweigen only if you already speak Icelandic, Norweigen, and Danish"
    Norweigen babies 😔

  • @whywhymusic
    @whywhymusic Рік тому +21

    A 15 minute video? No way I'm gonna watch it all!.
    *15 minutes later*: literally crying how good of a video this is

  • @carbonatedcosmo7665
    @carbonatedcosmo7665 Рік тому +87

    as someone who started to learn korean initially because of kpop, i've discovered that it's genuinely such a cool language and it's also led me to learn more about korean culture as a whole! i've only been at it for a couple months, so i've still got a long way to go before reaching fluency, but it's been a really fun, informative journey thus fat and im excited to keep at it!

    • @uggupuggu
      @uggupuggu Рік тому +1

      어떻게 헌국어를 공부는?

    • @nicoles_handle
      @nicoles_handle Рік тому +18

      kinda trippy to see a genuine comment on here hahaha

    • @JohnSmith-hv6ks
      @JohnSmith-hv6ks Рік тому +7

      it also has the most efficient writing system.

    • @ianthekirkland
      @ianthekirkland Рік тому +7

      @John Smith is correct. Linguists drool over how efficient Korean is. It's like language-Legos.

    • @ianthekirkland
      @ianthekirkland Рік тому +4

      ...or like some brilliant ruler-hacker-dude came in and defragged the Chinese language's hard drive.

  • @sixpackkorkman8069
    @sixpackkorkman8069 Рік тому +10

    7:29 We tried that with Finnish. Fortunately no one understood us when we were calling them pigeon fuckers, but in a restaurant we ran into some Finnish people, but there we behaved well.

    • @jannepeltonen2036
      @jannepeltonen2036 11 місяців тому +2

      You'll run into Finns in the most unexpected places all over the world :-P My primary school teacher learned that the hard way after commenting on the outfit of a girl on a beach somewhere...

  • @geetajuyal7115
    @geetajuyal7115 Рік тому +1

    if you learn hindi, you can interpret any language! Because of the simple pronounciation of consonants and vowels and you can fuse vowels with consonant to create new sounds (you have to write better and is little bit complicated)

  • @shay8985
    @shay8985 Рік тому +48

    we instantly need a part 2 of this.

  • @mcmerry2846
    @mcmerry2846 Рік тому +16

    I love how he doesn't even try to dissimulate he is reading from a script.

  • @Michaeltje89
    @Michaeltje89 Рік тому +5

    2:09 Als we pech hebben wel inderdaad, maar toch bedankt.

  • @eulergamma
    @eulergamma 11 днів тому +1

    9:49 As an Indonesian, I can confirm that that is a good way to greet someone, albeit a tad bit formal. I'd strongly recommend "Woye mak lolon te". The locals are guaranteed to do 10 backflips and pounce and give you a warm hug ❤

  • @wetlord8802
    @wetlord8802 Рік тому +13

    Здравствуй,хотелось узнать изменился ли ваш подход к изучению языков после вашего туториал видео по их изучению. Спасибо

  • @TheSuperKiwy
    @TheSuperKiwy Рік тому +66

    Merci ! Grâce à vous je vais de ce pas apprendre l'Ancienne Langue des Signes Albanaise !

    • @CommonGrimeConsumer
      @CommonGrimeConsumer Рік тому +5

      gay

    • @arko9151
      @arko9151 Рік тому +1

      I'm taking a few luo dingo classes in français et je could lire te commentaire

    • @TheSuperKiwy
      @TheSuperKiwy Рік тому +1

      @@arko9151 Bien joué, continue comme ça !

    • @NightOfCrystals
      @NightOfCrystals Рік тому +1

      Bon choix

    • @Santiago-bc7tm
      @Santiago-bc7tm Рік тому +1

      où est-ce que tu apprends l'ancienne langue des signes albanaise ? je voudrais savoir :)

  • @blackrosed8068
    @blackrosed8068 Рік тому +13

    The answer is Spanish (besides American). Sure, Chinese and Hindi have a lot of speakers, but in 1 area. Spanish is tailor made for beginners: it's spoken in 2 continents so you always have content to consume and and people to talk to, it uses the American alphabet so you can jump right into practical stuff and not just learning an alphabet for 2 weeks, and it's phonetic (mostly) and words look and sound American (sorta).
    So if you fail at Spanish, you have no chance at any other language.

    • @wuxxy
      @wuxxy Рік тому

      Spanish is the ugliest language in the world.

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s spelled “Mexican” not “Spanish”

    • @leonardosoto5669
      @leonardosoto5669 4 місяці тому

      The pronunciation is regular; every letter is spelled; and spanish is super helpful to learn portuguese and italian, even french.

    • @chaperonrouge8309
      @chaperonrouge8309 Місяць тому

      Verbs are a pain in the ass though. I hate learning how to conjugate specific verbs and irregular forms, there's already enough irregular verbs in my own language 😫

  • @Football_fanatic09
    @Football_fanatic09 10 місяців тому +4

    As an Englis learning German. I totally agree with you. No one has stronger accent than us 💀

  • @ritobhashbhattacharya2795
    @ritobhashbhattacharya2795 Рік тому +4

    I never thought that Bengali would make into one of your videos !! Gigachad
    Also nice one with the Polish and Indonesian flags lmao

  • @robinchettri6966
    @robinchettri6966 Рік тому +10

    I started learning Swedish recently. My furniture starts reassembling itself every time I speak something.

  • @abdulhamidmuktar9763
    @abdulhamidmuktar9763 9 місяців тому

    Learning a new language is good for a variety of reasons. It improves cognitive abilities and avoid dementia, it makes you another person of that culture. Can also improve communication skills and more of.

  • @xeirion
    @xeirion Рік тому +3

    as a Filipino who can speak conversational tagalog, i can guarentee we will do 3 cartwheels, 2 splits, 5 backflips, 2 frontflips, if a foreigner can speak our language

  • @jaredbush1866
    @jaredbush1866 Рік тому +3

    10/10 Language Simp.
    Would watch again.

  • @julbombning4204
    @julbombning4204 Рік тому +10

    Do a tier list of the most beautiful writing systems!

    • @oosha2000
      @oosha2000 Рік тому +2

      Nice idea

    • @jerry656
      @jerry656 Рік тому +1

      Georgian

    • @Komatik_
      @Komatik_ Рік тому +3

      He'd just downrate Japanese just because, when aesthetics are the one redeeming factor in their unholy clusterfuck of a writing system.

    • @lovegalaxyfn
      @lovegalaxyfn Рік тому +1

      Armenian

  • @Alourasworld6933
    @Alourasworld6933 6 місяців тому +4

    Welsh is actually probably the most underrated language ever
    My religion: Wiccan/pagine and Buddhist
    Me who learnt Italian because my sister is Italian
    Me who learnt spanish because I’m spanish
    Me who learnt ukranian as my friends are ukranian

  • @CascadePSA
    @CascadePSA Рік тому +2

    I’m learning Kannada because I’ve always wanted to visit Canada.

  • @jadobied1065
    @jadobied1065 Рік тому +3

    Thanks to you for the past half a year or so, I’ve started learning Turkish.

  • @randomname9291
    @randomname9291 Рік тому +38

    6:21 I would like to add that Hebrew had a very interesting and rich grammatical system when it comes verb conjugations and that a lot of nuance can be found in said system.

    • @manetho5134
      @manetho5134 Рік тому +5

      Arabic has a much more rich and complex system, I speak Arabic and study Hebrew

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 Рік тому +19

      @@manetho5134 it doesn’t have to be a contest at all, Hebrew is beautiful in its own right and so is Arabic.

    • @starcapture3040
      @starcapture3040 Рік тому +5

      @@randomname9291 Hebrew is a dead language the current one is a copy from Arabic completely reconstructed by using Arabic.

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 Рік тому +19

      @@starcapture3040 that’s just dead wrong.

    • @cybercat0564
      @cybercat0564 Рік тому +3

      Modern Hebrew has a much simpler grammatical system because we're lazy

  • @gamarmammadzade1401
    @gamarmammadzade1401 Рік тому +6

    Me and my friend started learning Esperanto about a month ago and we didn't know that it was a racist language 💀 We started learning it bc we didn't want anyone to understamd what we were saying at school

    • @crnel
      @crnel Рік тому +5

      Well - one of the big principles behind the "internal idea" of Esperanto that the creator of Esperanto himself - Ludvig Zamenhof - came up with - "homaranismo" - that's a word construction build from - "homo" - human , "homaro" - human kind or human race, "homarano" (member of human kind or of the human race), "homaranismo" the "ism" or belief in the ideal of everyone being members of one human kind. Now - with modern identity politics - perhaps this ideology - well, what would you call it? I'm way too old-fashioned to consider this as anything but the most opposite of racism possible, but alasss - again with modern identity politics.... bleah. (Still love ya S-ro Simp - despite your misconception with Esperanto - which means "one who hopes" - perhaps through this "homaranismo" that is .. assuming Simp was serious about calling Esperanto a "racist" language ... :-)

  • @luckyluxray5389
    @luckyluxray5389 Рік тому +6

    I’m an Egyptian, love my language and dialect 🔥🔥🇪🇬

  • @anganbarua4463
    @anganbarua4463 Рік тому +19

    As a Bangladeshi, I can also back that you can sing our chad national anthem if you learn how to speak Bengali.

    • @UXB1000
      @UXB1000 Рік тому +1

      *Amar Shonar Bangla intensifies*

  • @montecarlostar
    @montecarlostar Рік тому +23

    4:44 Thanks Language Simp, you made my day! I study German and that's exactly what they do if I try to speak to them in German 😂

    • @vee258
      @vee258 Рік тому +7

      We think we are helping you but actually we're being airheads

    • @Swenthorian
      @Swenthorian Рік тому +1

      Huh. They always respond in German, and then we have a conversation, in German.
      I'm a phonetician, though.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 10 місяців тому +3

    The largest brain move: Invent your own language and memorize everything you come up with.

  • @yunicorn5168
    @yunicorn5168 Рік тому +2

    didn't expect to see Czech here and as a native speaker, that's definitely accurate.

  • @Subscribeformore111
    @Subscribeformore111 Рік тому +69

    I'm representing all indonesian people and we're proud of you

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому +7

      Today I spoke Cambodian a bit. I sounded like a chicken. I want to move to Indonesia. The language is so much better.

    • @Dhi_Bee
      @Dhi_Bee Рік тому +7

      Halo dari Amerika! Aku baru belajar bahasa indonesia dan aku menyukainya, temanku! Aku jelas “nggak” bisa berbicara banyak bahasa gaul atau menulis informal tapi aku tahu kata2 seperti “nggak” wkwkwk

    • @ekirizano
      @ekirizano Рік тому +3

      yea, we're transforming into poland and thats a good thing.

    • @ekirizano
      @ekirizano Рік тому +7

      @@Dhi_Bee im doing cartwheel, jumping out of window and screaming with excitement rn!!!!!

    • @Dhi_Bee
      @Dhi_Bee Рік тому +2

      @@ekirizano Sama-sama, bro!

  • @TomTheCat2367
    @TomTheCat2367 Рік тому +12

    I'm a native bengali speaker and I can confirm that my pet tiger doesn't listen to my commands unless I say them in bengali.

  • @gnadebote
    @gnadebote Рік тому

    Okay, now I will follow your channel.

  • @MeMyselfI123
    @MeMyselfI123 11 місяців тому +1

    The non-ending sarcasm in this video is quite something 😂

  • @piratodactyl1522
    @piratodactyl1522 Рік тому +17

    The one about German and impatience is so true. I'd like to add that you should learn German if like getting asked to say "Oachkatzlschwoaf" by Austrians and being laughed at since you'll inevitably pronounce it wrong.

    • @xunvenile
      @xunvenile Рік тому +3

      nah das Wort ist halt bayrisch

    • @E.Mulchi
      @E.Mulchi 10 місяців тому

      @@xunvenile Beides. Die Österreicher sind wahrscheinlich wenigstens lustig dabei, wenn die das machen...

  • @Lingo_Lore
    @Lingo_Lore Рік тому +24

    Your pronunciation of "Afrikaans" was absolutely beautifull and I feel honoured to have heard it 😔

  • @CramosReacts
    @CramosReacts 9 місяців тому

    You’re right! I am totally learning Hindi to read texts older than the language and in Sanskrit!

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 5 місяців тому +2

    4:10 Also; Iceland, probably, doesn’t have as many blackouts, as Florida; which, I hear, is the main problem with Florida: Its electric grid is its Achilles heel ⚡️.

  • @aaronlima5022
    @aaronlima5022 Рік тому +17

    4:39 i believe in the religion that says everyone should learn Swedish