Paul Elia - Language Barriers (Stand Up Comedy)

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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2014
  • Paul Elia is onto the way Middle Eastern folks use words. Cigarette?
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  • @iurhviusdfavhi
    @iurhviusdfavhi 9 років тому +135

    The bank robber is an Asian guy who grew up in south central Detroit and was always picked on and made fun of even though he's been listening to rap since the beginning of the game all the way through to now so he develop this extra thick ghetto accent to try to get respect in the streets but then he got so close to the streets that all the magical math smart that he was born with disappeared and dude was so broke he ended up having to try to rob a bank.

  • @momo2cool4skool
    @momo2cool4skool 8 років тому +85

    he messed up the robbery joke.. he planned to say "im gonna smoke you.."

    • @eddyram4932
      @eddyram4932 5 років тому +1

      You want smoke?
      Hghey giv hghim cigarette!

  • @kingraj333
    @kingraj333 7 років тому +335

    there are two types of comments here:
    1) he's not that funny but he's really hot.
    2) why is the bank robber black though?

    • @OnepuBop
      @OnepuBop 7 років тому +54

      3) you want cigarette

    • @moman485
      @moman485 6 років тому +19

      you're the one that assumes he's black based on a stereoptypical cadence.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 6 років тому +20

      I thought it was pretty standard thug talk.
      Thugs aren't specificly black.
      The fact you thought that yourself is the problem.

    • @fauzi.s
      @fauzi.s 6 років тому +5

      Mohammed Conaway he said brother that is obviously a black term, what other race says brother like black people do

    • @lakotacaro301
      @lakotacaro301 5 років тому +2

      Yes yes, you want cigarette?

  • @Rexroybal
    @Rexroybal 9 років тому +19

    He's a funny cat, I like his style a lot! :-) The college part had me laughing so hard.

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 9 років тому +7

      you want cigarette?

    • @Rexroybal
      @Rexroybal 9 років тому +5

      thesuperbroski Get this man a cigarette! :-)

    • @TabuhanASMR
      @TabuhanASMR 9 років тому +2

      Rexroybal hahaha :))

    • @Rexroybal
      @Rexroybal 9 років тому +1

      Tabuhan ASMR :-) Love your videos! :-)

    • @Rexroybal
      @Rexroybal 9 років тому

      ***** Thank you Captin obvious! :-)

  • @messagekl
    @messagekl 9 років тому +64

    He's gonna make it one day

  • @ancient3131
    @ancient3131 9 років тому +7

    Can't wait for your next video
    You are amazing Paul
    :)

  • @eliapapasavvas855
    @eliapapasavvas855 8 років тому +40

    He looks like Moses of Prince Of Egypt

  • @caremell
    @caremell 9 років тому +3

    Loved it keep it going man!

  • @ytugtbk
    @ytugtbk 9 років тому +7

    Outstanding comedy. No vulgarity, how un-"alternative."

  • @advancedlegalvideo
    @advancedlegalvideo 9 років тому +3

    Well done, Paul! VERY Funny!!!

  • @Loizou12
    @Loizou12 9 років тому +2

    i enjoyed that :) good stuff!

  • @imaginillyar3572
    @imaginillyar3572 9 років тому +4

    Very funny guy! I'd like to see more from him.

  • @MediaPlusCulture
    @MediaPlusCulture 9 років тому +14

    Chris Delia should do a show with Paul Elia. There. I said it.

  • @Pauleliacomedy
    @Pauleliacomedy 9 років тому +18

    The robber is actually an Indian guy from Detroit.

  • @gilang8323
    @gilang8323 6 років тому

    Dude that was great

  • @darkshadowlord2
    @darkshadowlord2 7 років тому +1

    HAHAHAHA! "You want cigarette? Give him cigarette..."

  • @EJofLA
    @EJofLA 3 роки тому +1

    Whoa- funny and cayute! Thanks bro.

  • @NoYoutubeName1
    @NoYoutubeName1 9 років тому +1

    My name is Paul too, and you've been great!

  • @fReinKo
    @fReinKo 9 років тому +135

    hahahaha I fuckin' knew it. I thought to myself I bet there's going to be someone mentioning the black robber accent. First fuckin' comment! hahahaha UA-cam is too predictable.

    • @imaginillyar3572
      @imaginillyar3572 9 років тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing. If the robber was made out to be any other race that would be fine, but black - gotta be racism. *sigh*

    • @ahopkins1978
      @ahopkins1978 9 років тому +2

      "black robber accent" no such thing. Anyone from any race can speak in that manner

    • @imaginillyar3572
      @imaginillyar3572 9 років тому +2

      Adrian Hopkins Agreed, even more reason why it's ridiculous to call this racist.

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 9 років тому +2

      Imagin Illyar Everyone has to be sensitive as fuck for no reason.

    • @fReinKo
      @fReinKo 9 років тому +1

      ***** Not at all. Just because I predicted others would get butt hurt doesn't mean I got butt hurt. Quit trying to get in my head. Bad assumption.

  • @Humanoids
    @Humanoids 9 років тому +1

    Have to admit it. I'm a little tempted to do this now at work.

  • @moayedmustafa9673
    @moayedmustafa9673 7 років тому +14

    Everyone over here is distracted by how hot the guy is and forgot all about his funniness.

  • @livehideki015
    @livehideki015 6 років тому

    love the cigarette joke lol

  • @PoeticSonic
    @PoeticSonic 6 років тому +1

    lmao i do that too as a bit when my friends introduce new people

  • @janayserrano
    @janayserrano 6 років тому

    I remember discovering Paul Elia from Dead Kevin. He came a long way!

  • @zinowor
    @zinowor 9 років тому +1

    holy shit, i love the 60 fps
    i noticed it after 2 seconds of watching
    very nice

  • @DonJohn87_YT
    @DonJohn87_YT 9 років тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @talktome3786
    @talktome3786 9 років тому +1

    This guy's funny as hell...

  • @grisvolonte
    @grisvolonte 4 роки тому

    The last part was funny 😂 the part with the dad

  • @oblivionzzzmike
    @oblivionzzzmike 9 років тому +6

    funny dude...sharp

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta
    @Pravoizavlijesvijeta 7 років тому

    "meh" describes it best

  • @lemarlemagne
    @lemarlemagne 9 років тому

    Very funny joke. I'd recommend spacing out the "do you want cigarette?" From the second time he said it I anticipated him saying it again.

  • @MohaAlraed
    @MohaAlraed 8 років тому +9

    The Middle Eastern smoker was definitely Saudi .

    • @Ooooiops
      @Ooooiops 8 років тому +6

      Lebanese more

  • @USA4thewin
    @USA4thewin 9 років тому +2

    Smoke indoors

  • @WillShadbolt
    @WillShadbolt 9 років тому +7

    pretty funny

  • @LavenderLydia
    @LavenderLydia 9 років тому

    My uncle, who is deaf, does shit like this all the time. He works the system like no other.

  • @prabsingh3222
    @prabsingh3222 8 років тому +9

    This guy has talent. I want to see a HBO special from him.

  • @chemocast9284
    @chemocast9284 9 років тому +1

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Love you man :)

  • @lgetop
    @lgetop 7 років тому +1

    you want a cigarette?!

  • @CptAtroxium
    @CptAtroxium 9 років тому

    60 fps is quite enjoyable to watch

  • @armanheshmati2688
    @armanheshmati2688 7 років тому +15

    This comedian's surname sounds more Greek than Middle Eastern.

    • @ahmedaldoori6221
      @ahmedaldoori6221 5 років тому +1

      Thats because he is Iraqi Christian

    • @user-xm8zp8us4g
      @user-xm8zp8us4g 4 роки тому +1

      He is Assyrian

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm 2 роки тому

      By your logic, Adomaitis & Banis sound Greek just because they end with "S" although they are Lithuanian.

  • @tomanglimlagones5643
    @tomanglimlagones5643 9 років тому +8

    crappy crowd - that was a funny set!

  • @abazz12
    @abazz12 9 років тому

    yes!

  • @acciodalek
    @acciodalek 8 років тому +133

    he's only kinda funny, but he's pretty hot

    • @redaizo
      @redaizo 8 років тому +33

      +rencrow The Middle East is pretty hot.

    • @AlgerianTalk
      @AlgerianTalk 8 років тому +2

      +Reda Izo lol it's rather ugly hot

    • @another.brazilian
      @another.brazilian 7 років тому +37

      Yes yes..Cigarette is hot.

    • @Pauleliacomedy
      @Pauleliacomedy 6 років тому

      S Wid I think he sucks...wait

  • @ServingKant42069
    @ServingKant42069 7 років тому

    lmao hahaha

  • @retajwaleed7184
    @retajwaleed7184 6 років тому

    Trueeeeee

  • @KoujiIsAmazing
    @KoujiIsAmazing 9 років тому +1

    Ahaha. Fuck. That was good.

  • @mhxxd4
    @mhxxd4 9 років тому

    Haha. Funny

  • @imaderobotsoccerteam
    @imaderobotsoccerteam 8 років тому

    ELIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mondor182
    @mondor182 9 років тому

    now that was pretty damn funny :)

  • @4dapse
    @4dapse 8 років тому +1

    Should've said
    "Yes,yes....cigarette.....no cigarette.....cigarette outside.....cigarette"

  • @kzcreativephotography6060
    @kzcreativephotography6060 9 років тому +1

    I like the joke ;)

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 9 років тому

    At certain angles, he almost looks just like that character of Shane from the first 3 seasons of The Walking Dead.

  • @cooldizzle93
    @cooldizzle93 9 років тому +106

    Why the bank robber gottabe a black guy.

    • @MaartenvanRossemLezingen
      @MaartenvanRossemLezingen 9 років тому +16

      Why not?

    • @ahopkins1978
      @ahopkins1978 9 років тому +16

      Why assume the robber is black?

    • @ahopkins1978
      @ahopkins1978 9 років тому +1

      Why assume the robber is black?

    • @DancingSpiderman
      @DancingSpiderman 9 років тому +22

      Q: " Why the bank robber gottabe a black guy. "
      A: BECAUSE... if the bank robber was a Middle Eastern guy, he would not be a very good bank robber, because Middle Eastern Bank Robber guy would just blow himself up and forget about his goal of robbing the bank.

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 9 років тому +2

      Adrian Hopkins exactly, might as well be a wigger voice, the author doesn't clarify. You racists.

  • @baroodkhan3131
    @baroodkhan3131 5 років тому +2

    He fine fine

  • @wrestlemania2364
    @wrestlemania2364 9 років тому +28

    Jake Gyllenhaal?

    • @ubuu7
      @ubuu7 8 років тому +3

      +Wrestlemania 23 - I can see it, but a better looking Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @mapatofu10
    @mapatofu10 5 років тому

    Yes yes jokes good

  • @amberisley9418
    @amberisley9418 5 років тому

    "U wan zigetet?"

  • @terrencenoran3233
    @terrencenoran3233 9 років тому

    Spot on Middle Eastern accent you got there, even though you are one. I knew it was accurate 'cause I've been to the Middle East before.

  • @skywrecker
    @skywrecker 9 років тому +1

    does anyone else think that he kinda looks like shane from walking dead?

  • @Miaugh009
    @Miaugh009 8 років тому +1

    where is he from ?

  • @zainabsalah
    @zainabsalah 9 років тому +97

    so where is he from exactly?!! is he lebanese?

    • @Supremed9
      @Supremed9 9 років тому +13

      Who cares?

    • @zainabsalah
      @zainabsalah 9 років тому +41

      William XIV Gloryhole I care because i'm a middle eastern!! I just wanna know

    • @zainabsalah
      @zainabsalah 9 років тому +1

      sa99miy thx dude

    • @Supremed9
      @Supremed9 9 років тому +16

      *****
      So? Im middle eastern aswell, I dont give a fuck about where he's from, I only care about him. Your contry doesnt define you. If you define yourself after your country then you are a dumbass.

    • @Moiez101
      @Moiez101 9 років тому +5

      William XIV Gloryhole this! THANK you. too many people proud of their "culture" or their "country" when really those things are up to question and controversial anyways. People are proud of shit they haven't accomplished by themselves.

  • @dwainfisher4119
    @dwainfisher4119 6 років тому +1

    Missed opportunity for him to say as the robber "I have a loaded weapon if you don't give me the money I'll smoke you!" As middle eastern guy "yes you want cigarette?" Would have hit a little better and been a better call back

  • @Ivanachuljakcribb
    @Ivanachuljakcribb 9 років тому

    hahahaha my parents are the same way lol - Bosnian parents can be so negative

  • @redskye4938
    @redskye4938 6 років тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @artistinchaos
    @artistinchaos 6 років тому +1

    You want a cigarette?

  • @ErnisTheFirst
    @ErnisTheFirst 6 років тому +2

    Yes yes comment, want a cigarette?

  • @iVironment
    @iVironment 9 років тому

    720p60 rocks!

  • @Adara007
    @Adara007 5 років тому

    Paul: "The things about Middle Eastern people is that they use their language barrier to get out of problems...all the time". This applies to Asians e.g. with ISPs and other organizations where their customer service reps are almost all Indians.

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty much everyone does this when it suits them lol

  • @blink182izawsm
    @blink182izawsm 8 років тому +15

    He's hot tho

  • @BrokenBrainStudios
    @BrokenBrainStudios 9 років тому +3

    not bad

  • @solofiend4082
    @solofiend4082 4 роки тому

    Yes.... Yes... Cigarette

  • @phainhmooblee4923
    @phainhmooblee4923 9 років тому +1

    cigarette lol

  • @sfield86
    @sfield86 6 років тому

    Joke edit suggestion: Instead of the bank robber saying "I'm going to kill you" he should say "I'm going to smoke you." I feel that may have been the intent but a lapse in memory may have reverted you to 'kill.' Funny premise though!

  • @MrMovieMan941
    @MrMovieMan941 7 років тому +1

    Ray Palmer?

  • @LegitimateKill
    @LegitimateKill 7 років тому +1

    Is that tai Lopez ??

  • @ShynAwkward
    @ShynAwkward 9 років тому

    Where is "unsubscribed" guy? .......Everybody, you want cigarette??

  • @free2radke777
    @free2radke777 6 років тому +1

    Looks Chaldean 🤔?

  • @junismehillaj7306
    @junismehillaj7306 2 роки тому +1

    U want Ciggarit??

  • @TheyCallMeMaxwell
    @TheyCallMeMaxwell 9 років тому

    Ouch.

  • @SWIFTzTrigger
    @SWIFTzTrigger 9 років тому

    what part of the middle east is this guy from?

  • @MusicEditingCat
    @MusicEditingCat 6 років тому

    why does he look like a Middle-Eastern Jake Gyllenhaal

  • @gothic_lemon1600
    @gothic_lemon1600 9 років тому

    hello

  • @pee._.pee._.p00._.p00
    @pee._.pee._.p00._.p00 5 років тому +1

    He looks like Daniel ricciardo..

  • @Scopps94
    @Scopps94 9 років тому

    quite amusing, ive got arab friends with english as their firest language so im just lost, but it's funny nonetheless

  • @billybowden311
    @billybowden311 9 років тому

    Where's he originally from?

  • @SuperEpic96
    @SuperEpic96 9 років тому +1

    would probably be funnier if his first name was Chris D'

  • @Geckuno
    @Geckuno 7 років тому

    did he just plug his night club?

  • @IAm-zy5tw
    @IAm-zy5tw 5 років тому +1

    Funny how people who have been ignoring and even enjoyed other stand up comedies which were full of wrong stero types of Asians, middle eastern people, now all of a sudden became so sensitive about it just because they 'think' he's making black accent lol

  • @tiagomaqz
    @tiagomaqz 9 років тому +3

    tahnk god he's hot, because he is baddd.

    • @BlueSky-lx8xp
      @BlueSky-lx8xp 9 років тому +4

      Tiago Mac He is hot, isn't he though? Yummm...

  • @TrickWithAKnife
    @TrickWithAKnife 9 років тому

    Not bad.

  • @rizwanrahul3965
    @rizwanrahul3965 9 років тому

    ha discount jake gyllenhaal

  • @godouttathemachine
    @godouttathemachine 6 років тому

    you want cigarette

  • @YouveFoundK
    @YouveFoundK 9 років тому

    idk why but he looks like jake gyllenhall (i kno ididnt spell his name
    right...)

  • @JustSena
    @JustSena 4 роки тому

    Yes yes funny. Yes laugh funny, you want cigarettes? Give him cigarettes

  • @gilang8323
    @gilang8323 6 років тому

    original

  • @yourstereotype
    @yourstereotype 9 років тому +4

    Aaah an arab out of all people using tired black stereotypes.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 9 років тому +14

      Wachu talkin bout willis?

  • @srch4trth
    @srch4trth 9 років тому

    that was painful

  • @GreatBlueKnight
    @GreatBlueKnight 9 років тому +3

    This is a shower joke, a joke that is hilarious in the shower, when you're alone, only to you. When you go up on stage, it's a fucking horrid train wreck. Pardon me, I mean, it's a fucking horrid plane crash.
    Yeah, I went there! lol

    • @Pauleliacomedy
      @Pauleliacomedy 9 років тому +11

      hey GreatBlueKnight Really appreciate the kind words brother. I actually wrote that joke in a bathtub so your assumptions are inaccurate.

    • @GreatBlueKnight
      @GreatBlueKnight 9 років тому +1

      LOL
      Good one, that's a proper comeback.

    • @22azizo
      @22azizo 9 років тому +3

      Paul Elia Give him a cigarette.

    • @GreatBlueKnight
      @GreatBlueKnight 9 років тому

      I'll take the cigarette... *okay meme*

  • @torchsilke8595
    @torchsilke8595 6 років тому

    ua-cam.com/video/3TYGEQNdWOc/v-deo.html
    According to this clip, Paul says his family is from Iraq and immigrated to Detroit. However, his bio shows he was born Feb 23 1988 in San Diego, CA thus once again showing most Americans are immigrants through generations before them with the exception of Indians aka Native Americans but even they came from other places hundreds of years ago. Ever notice the similarities of say, native New Zealanders to Eskimos to Tongan to Native Americans? Yes, we all have different looks but we share emotions from joy, to sorrow, to laughter to tears. We all have blood that runs through our veins, hearts, lungs, brains..If we could just see that, perhaps things could be better.
    As there are "trolls" hiding behind keyboards (if you ever look at some of their pages, you see NOTHING or childish images of "games" so I then ask WHY do comedians have to be "trolled" by hecklers? The audience didn't pay to hear THEIR nonsense!

  • @kylenoe2234
    @kylenoe2234 6 років тому

    Hot guy too. Strange that I'm attracted to a middle Eastern man...first one.