Alduin: *bout to eat the world* Mitten: *Starts shooting arrows in a loincloth behind some rocks* Alduin: *Dies* The world: "Nice to see we got legends on our side."
@@emmanuelgoldbergstein8769 They release air from holes in their body. So yes, they hiss if they feel threatened. It's terrifying. Edit: the holes are called spiracles.
Wait, Lydia is supposed to have a brain, she just walks into my Walls of Lightning and dies, which means i have to reload a damn save everytime, cuz i need her to carry my stuff
@@nolgroth never commited to Sword and shield because i just Love the DPS but i have build Dual wield Dagger/Mace since the dagger gives the mace massive speed
He would have had to lift the buckets to take them with him, and they are made of wood. Wood is likely to give splinters, so he had to avoid taking the damage from lifting them, for it would surely kill him!
Or Muffle + Fury/Frenzy Spell + Conjuring, especially if you can go up the illusion tree enough to get the silent casting ability. Just sneak in, cast fury on some of the enemies, summon a daedra and watch the chaos. If you're feeling frisky you can kill some people with your bow but it's not necessary.
@@mrwog82 Yea, those are great leveling spells. When you're in combat you can also cast the armor spells like stoneskin and barkskin and just be in stealth to level up, basically leveling up by sitting there and doing nothing.
Tri Tebs the biggest problem with playing Illusion is the fact that silent casting, muffle and invisibility comes later and not right up front, so Archery is the more Orthodox method
Tsun:To prove you are worthy best me in combat Mitten squad: Immediately staggers Tsun with a shout before he can even draw his weapons and decides to run off into the distance before slowly sniping him
Destruction mage has the worst start man But after 0 magica costs its incredibely op. 200 damage per second(with good timing 0.75) and impact. Playing on legendary is like playing on novize
@@hk-ex4gw eh it depends: if you level basically JUST destruction and maybe enchanting it's fine - staying low level with magic does feel great you don't get too high and the whole 'magic doesn't scale worth dick' issue doesn't come and bite you in the ass but if you overlevel you're basically stuck chaining a hundred fucking fireballs stunlocking a foe for like a minute EVERY fight - sucks - sucks real bad hell this one point i attacked a giant like 50+ feet away with the electric kamehameha (shock master spell) - the fucker got staggered like a second after he just got back from stagger so like 80% of the time he was staggered - he still nearly reached me before he died - shock mask shock perks and a destruction potion and everything (to be fair was pretty high level but also trying not to cheat) it's just shoddily fucking done when magic's weak but free - the whole point is to have a really strong thing with heavy resource management - archers tend to me middle ground able to usually get better sneak bonuses and whatnot and also have resource management and range and warriors tend to me more durable than OP but can swing for days plus kinda sucks there's only a handful of spells this time round
She swore to carry my burdens; my burdens just happen to take the form of 200 lbs of dragon bones, 43 raw cabbages I grabbed because I have no self control, and 18 wolf pelts
At the Embassy you could have just dressed as a Thalmor Justicar (a set of robes is just sitting out in the open in the embassy). Then you can walk around without them immediately attacking you.
6:08 - I had to re-watch this to make sure that I hadn't just hallucinated the shopkeeper briefly flashing in a close up to stare into my soul. 3:19 - (Cries in Octodad)
If you are a High Elf and are wearing thalmor robes you can literally tell the guy at the door to move out of the way and the guys in the dungeon to get out.
Watching this years later, really hope you're resting easy Paul - thank you for the years of easy sleep, drifting off to this playlist is/was a huge help for my insomnia. Miss you brother :(
I was hoping one of them would try one of those challenges for the FO3 DLC. Also, ymfah has better Skeetrim but MSpaint has high quality doodooposts for all of the Fallouts.
Cheese the game with Invisibility, Dark Brotherhood Gloves and sneak attack perks. Progress through the DB storyline long enough to get on the emperor's ship, grab the secret sword and you have a bugged 100% stagger weapon (without the unofficial patch). Whatever you can't one-shot with 30x sneak attack damage, you can stagger into oblivion and back until it dies.
Melee stealth kills require quite the sneak and illusion levels which aren't easy to train on a character that can't take damage. But it would work very well when you hit those levels
I don't think he wanted to use any glitches to get his skills up so a dagger in the back of the greybeards was out of the question and he probably didn't want to put loads of points into magika
@@Glo0ze Illusion is really easy to level up. Just spam muffle(with novice hood equipped)+wait 1 hour function. Sneak is also easy to level up. Either sneak attack (with a dagger) sleeping draugr or sneak attack grey beards.
I died so many times the first time I tried to get into Sovngarde. Until I just gave up and tried just sprinting straight to the portal and jumping into the portal before the dragon priest closed it, ignoring literally all that shit up there. Amazingly, you can actually do that, and it worked.
This. This one right here. This is what made me pick up skyrim. This legend is the one who inspired me to play it. This was also the first video i watched. I've seen nearly all of his challenge videos. He will be missed by many. This is my goodbye poem to him. Sure he may not ever see it. Or anything. Rest in peace Paul. You will be missed.
Miss you man you single handedly got me back into Skyrim, I just finished the dawnguard dlc for the first time, love you Paul you’re a legend to me and many others
This sounds like it would've been a lot easier if you'd just used the Muffle spell and made some invisibility potions out of Nirnroot and Luna Moth Wings. Makes you literally undetectable, no matter what your level of Sneak.
not true ive been found while using invisibility potions... certain enemies seem to have plot armor when it comes to invisibility if the sneak skill isnt up to par
dragonjo3000 No, I get it, but I’m just saying that even though you’ll be invisible and muffled you’ll only have the sound you produce reduced to half. It’s not totally fail proof; you can still very much be found provided your armor is too heavy, as sound you create is mostly based on the weight of items you’re wearing.
@Sirballin System Nothing is underpowered if you use it right. Also , master level spells are for idiots. The only master spells that don't suck belong to illusion and conjuration.
If you do something like this again remember, when you start the Dark Brotherhood quests you can find a set of armor near the entrance to the sanctuary that gives you all the same buffs, but none of the armor rating, they're all labeled as "Shrouded" i.e Shrouded Hand Wraps, Shrouded Hood, etc. They don't have an "armor rating", so no 'light/heavy armor' rating on the top left.
No U Short answer? Nope. If we use the same rule he did in fallout where looting=grabbing things, then the Elder Scroll makes that problematic. Defense is a non issue, because of magic. Plus you need to loot a dragon claw for the main quest, don’t you? Edit- That said, I want him to do this.
Hmm... I would think you could use glitches to get past the parts to be honest. Although, as I've never seen speed run videos of Skyrim, I would have no idea.
Yeah technically you can go in as a Khajit and have decent unarmed damage and get by for most of the run. However once you reach the Thalmor Embassy you are forced to loot a chest for the dossier on Esbern so it would be impossible. Though maybe you can glitch your way to the portal and just finish it that way I don't know if that would work though.
@@kenanchiu actually the game is coded so that as long as the staff is in the slot, the portal is open. So if you sprint and say screw the cutscene, you can activate the portal and warp before it closes
@@treysevy5079 Oh yeah, completely forgot about those. Still, aren't there areas that instakill you? (Mora's realm of oblivion for example) so you can't take the damage?
@@kedarunzi9139I know I am very late, but Apocrypha's uhhh... Slime does not kill you instantly, it drains your health at a very fast rate, so you will die very quickly.
Why is stealth archery so over rated. I tried all playstyles and it sucks. 3 seconds to reload and then not even make more than 400 damage without alchemy. And in melee it totally sucks.
Provided you can clear the tutorial, absolutely. Your best bet is to clear the Mages Guild entry quests and get access to spell making, then make a spell with Damage Health 100 for 1 Second and Drain Health 100 for 1 second. On the easiest difficulty, this instant kills nearly anything. Also, as long as you don’t sleep, thus never leveling up, everything in the game stays keyed to level 1 players, no matter what your skills are.
I feel like taking a barrier spell would've helped with those dragons at the end, due to them being able to absorb 40 magical damage (which the breath fire and breath ice shouts count as)
@@catch.22 Morrowind it was even more broken. Yes I will happily enchant a bow that summons a Daedra when I use it. I totally did not get Daedric artifacts early into the game by spamming conjuration skill...
@AndrewBrewer917 soul trap, the spell you are thinking of is soul trap Edit: I had not even seen the other dude but absolutely refuse to delete my comment.
I feel like either a high elf or a Breton would be better for this. A Breton for the 100% magic resistance(for dragons), out a high elf so you never run out of magika since I feel magic would be better suited since it's still a range win without giving to farm for arrows
It'll say 100% resistance but the max magic resistance you can actually get is 80%, similar to how your armor rating can be 1000 but caps out wherever it is between 600-800
The way you say "become ethereal" sounds like "become Ethel" to me, and that is now my head canon.. Hope you're improving. It's been ages since you've been able to be active.
I don’t think armor would actually matter. I don’t think it ever makes damage taken 0, and it doesnt do damage in decimals. I think it just would be for looks and enchantments. That’s it. Don’t think it would ever allow you to survive a hit.
Also using magic uses up a lot of mana and at low level it doesnt last long so its best to use weapons also at the beginning u can beat the crap out of ur imperial friend to lvl up
Have you tried using magic without like five buffs to lower the spell's cost? Seriously, my "mage" is about level 10 and the only thing they can do for more than 5 seconds is use Healing.
@@eddiemate stamina was not important to him and so was health, he could put all the fucking points in magic and deal way more damage than a fucking bow
@@50shadesofmycow yeah hes a good man most people would get mad and retaliate. Its good that he didnt say anything mad. Better to ignore shit talk instead of responding to it in todays world.
You can get to Sovngarde without killing the Dragon Priest. I get it, alright? I GET IT!
Mitten Squad now complete Skyrim with only a wooden sword. And a Hunters Bow for anything you can’t hit with the sword.
😂 now you know more
I decided to prove my superior intelligence by telling you that you can actually get in to sovngarde without killing the dragon priest
Ah but did you know second dragon could be lured to the giant dad camp?
Omg, will you do more Skyrim "Can you beat" ? Yes, you will, right? 😥
>Ralof is cutting Dovahkin's hand bindings
>accidentally scratches one hand for 1 damage
>Dovahkin dies instantly
>world is eaten by Alduin
@Storm Gaming/animation U bastard! XD
I get it hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that would totally happen...
Alduin: *bout to eat the world*
Mitten: *Starts shooting arrows in a loincloth behind some rocks*
Alduin: *Dies*
The world: "Nice to see we got legends on our side."
Dovahkiin:(scratches knee) OOF
He failed the run. Oh sure, he took no physical damage, but the emotional damage from the graybeards is massive.
Less "emotional damage" more "my eardrums no longer exist"
3 years late, but yes this is very true, no one man no matter how strong can brave the greybeards without shedding a tear.
Your right but you’re a furry so
@@harrisonwilliams2850 so what?
@@harrisonwilliams2850 furry are but but why does it matter
''i hate spiders, nothing is supposed to have that many legs''
wait till this dude finds out about centipedes
Even worse... A house centipede...
@@tootbender6935
Those fuckers can hiss like demons too.
@@wiseferret4745
Centipedes hiss...?
Wise Ferret what kind of centipedes do you have?
@@emmanuelgoldbergstein8769
They release air from holes in their body. So yes, they hiss if they feel threatened. It's terrifying.
Edit: the holes are called spiracles.
“We need the blood of a Dragonborn to open this doo-“
“NO! I’m sorry, I have this issue where if I feel pain I die”
M3G4 T3RR4 does that include headaches?
@@soulofresolve9514 whats a headache
Never had one
I assume it would
"Morphine" ;)
points
That's why you play as a woman and then just wait.
"Can i beat skyrim without taking any damage?"
*Dies in helgen*
Omfg 🤣
Fire bad
“Delphine, Myself, and Esbern put our heads together and come up with a plan.”
Lydia: 👁 👄 👁
Donkey*
That's so good lol
Shhh donkeys dont talk or think. They carry stuff.. and bitch about stuff
Wait, Lydia is supposed to have a brain, she just walks into my Walls of Lightning and dies, which means i have to reload a damn save everytime, cuz i need her to carry my stuff
@@MrWhyGuy0she doesn't have a brain, silly
Its a challenge for me to not accidentally make a stealth archer everytime
Monarch Of Memes I can very much relate to this. Very underrated
While I have made many (MANY) stealth archers, my default build seems to be Sword, Board, Alchemy, and Shouts.
@@nolgroth never commited to Sword and shield because i just Love the DPS but i have build Dual wield Dagger/Mace since the dagger gives the mace massive speed
Never have I related to a comment such as this..
I always end up with a heavy armour/two handed build. Doesn't help that I have a mod allowing more than one execution per fight.
Me watching this video:
I'm gonna do a no-damage run too!
5 minute after the start of the run:
*Step into a bucket*
*geuuagh!*
^^Any true Skyrim fan would hear that in their head
I fus ro dah them buckets do nocturnal herself and pray i dont get eaten or assassinated
I've been killed by a vegetable cart ;o)
Me:im gonna do this too...
Gets up from not dying jumps off tower gets set on fire *rage quits*
one of my all-time favorites. watching again while rewatching all of mitten squad's videos. rest easy, paul. we'll all miss you.
he's DEAD???
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566Yes.
@@morgus9892no he's not. He's made community post
@@janebtar2167 He made that post and passed away 3 weeks later on December 14th I think it was.
@@morgus9892 fuck man that's horrible. Rest in peace
Now level to 81 and defeat the Ebony Warrior.
Idde Jonsson I one shotted that shit lol
@@TheJoePro on novice difficulty i presume
One shot him on expert
Without sneek attack
I one shotted him on hardest difficulty not stealth
B-b-but the... The...
THE BUCKETS ?!
YOU TOOK NO BUCKETS ?!
FAKE DRAGONBORN !!
Yeah right! edit: i didn't mean that sarcastically
Wow you're so funny
REEEEEEEEEE
The cultists were right!
He would have had to lift the buckets to take them with him, and they are made of wood. Wood is likely to give splinters, so he had to avoid taking the damage from lifting them, for it would surely kill him!
Man illusion is the way to go for a playthrough like this. Muffle, Invisibility, calm spells, and "silent" shouts
He was like lvl 10 with nothing in magic cause all of it was in archery
Or Muffle + Fury/Frenzy Spell + Conjuring, especially if you can go up the illusion tree enough to get the silent casting ability. Just sneak in, cast fury on some of the enemies, summon a daedra and watch the chaos. If you're feeling frisky you can kill some people with your bow but it's not necessary.
Also casting muffle (and later when you get more magica, invisibility) constantly, levels you up quickly.
@@mrwog82 Yea, those are great leveling spells. When you're in combat you can also cast the armor spells like stoneskin and barkskin and just be in stealth to level up, basically leveling up by sitting there and doing nothing.
Tri Tebs the biggest problem with playing Illusion is the fact that silent casting, muffle and invisibility comes later and not right up front, so Archery is the more Orthodox method
"Performed their perverted tasks" lmfao
sounds like a reference to gamerpoop
this also fucked me up🤣
Tsun:To prove you are worthy best me in combat
Mitten squad: Immediately staggers Tsun with a shout before he can even draw his weapons and decides to run off into the distance before slowly sniping him
Love this guys straight forward dry sense of humor
Nothing should have 8 legs. Its wrong and immoral
How dare you call her a guy
@@fleentstones117 😐
My grandmother says the same to me
Can you beat Fallout 76, without running into ANY glitches?
No its impossible
This needs to be attempted
You can't even beat Fallout 76.
Can you survive without breathing
@@leputisman7460 yes submerged into hyper oxygenated water.
Almost an unlimited amount of ways to play...
Me: I think I will go sneaky archer this time around.
Becomes a fucking battlemage for the 500th time
@@doctorofskillz2932 ikr
Sneaky Crossbow with dual daggers for me, every time cx
Destruction mage has the worst start man
But after 0 magica costs its incredibely op. 200 damage per second(with good timing 0.75) and impact. Playing on legendary is like playing on novize
@@hk-ex4gw eh it depends: if you level basically JUST destruction and maybe enchanting it's fine - staying low level with magic does feel great
you don't get too high and the whole 'magic doesn't scale worth dick' issue doesn't come and bite you in the ass
but if you overlevel you're basically stuck chaining a hundred fucking fireballs stunlocking a foe for like a minute EVERY fight - sucks - sucks real bad
hell this one point i attacked a giant like 50+ feet away with the electric kamehameha (shock master spell) - the fucker got staggered like a second after he just got back from stagger so like 80% of the time he was staggered - he still nearly reached me before he died - shock mask shock perks and a destruction potion and everything (to be fair was pretty high level but also trying not to cheat)
it's just shoddily fucking done when magic's weak but free - the whole point is to have a really strong thing with heavy resource management - archers tend to me middle ground able to usually get better sneak bonuses and whatnot and also have resource management and range and warriors tend to me more durable than OP but can swing for days
plus kinda sucks there's only a handful of spells this time round
but, can you beat skyrim whitout a pipboy?
pocopka I’ve done that so many times now
Every time.
Level 1 unarmed build should do it. But you'd have to equip/unequip armour somehow.
Ive always had to pick it up.... I'm still a noob 😅
@@marunya287 how? I always have te pipbiy on me
“I was incredibly respectful to the Jarl I wore my cleanest cloth” I legit died myself 😂
He said clearest not cleanest
@@ThiccAP He said cleanest
R/ENGRISH
In his defense, they were his cleanest cloth. Granted they were the only cloths he had but that's not what's important
"The Jarl bestowed upon me the gift of a donkey to carry all my stuff"
I laughed so hard at this.
DON KEY
She swore to carry my burdens; my burdens just happen to take the form of 200 lbs of dragon bones, 43 raw cabbages I grabbed because I have no self control, and 18 wolf pelts
@@bengal4047 so much yes
At the Embassy you could have just dressed as a Thalmor Justicar (a set of robes is just sitting out in the open in the embassy). Then you can walk around without them immediately attacking you.
Yeah, he just torturing himself.
But then when you get to the door, the wizard guarding it questions you, and you get attacked by everyone at once.
I believe that tactic only works when you're a high elf, and if you linger too long, they'll realize you're an intruder and attack you
@@Sandy-ik1ic It works for all races unless you linger. Altmer can make it to the door I mentioned before being attacked
You can also use the muffle enchantment.
Mitten Squad: "I wore my cleanest cloth"
Me: *Watching this in a towel*
Also me: "same"
MadGamerGirlz woah naked woman, that gets a like from me
@@spaghettie9025 i dont know if i should call you a virgin or a simp
@@Trumpeter.Pratt2 He is both
@@spaghettie9025 no No NO NO!
@@spaghettie9025 simply simpy
"Malborn doesn't let you take your stuff into the Thalmor Embassy"
You can literally put everything in his many pockets and he won't be full.
There actually IS a limit, I had a mod to increase carry weight and he eventually won’t let you store more
Alternate titles: "How to Beat Skyrim as Grelod the Kind" "How to Beat Skyrim as Emperor Titus Mede II"
What
THOSE WHO SHIRK THEIR DUTIES WILL GET AN EXTRA BEATING.
Stormborn Apostle you Ok there mate
or any of the people besides Astrid in the abandoned shack
Rian Mckaveney it’s because they all die instantly from any bit of damage just like invertebrate
"OH NO THE HORN HAS BEEN HORNAPPED" 5:15
made my day
He just pulled a me, and ran away
He missed the opportunity to say the horn was "hornswaggled"
6:08 - I had to re-watch this to make sure that I hadn't just hallucinated the shopkeeper briefly flashing in a close up to stare into my soul.
3:19 - (Cries in Octodad)
Whoa
Omg same
Yeah
conjuration, illusion would have gone a long way
Choosing High Elf and wearing Thalmor Robes would have helped at the embassy
ですkarumaru does that work fr? They wont attack you?
They do
@@avi-sb5lb if you get to close
If you are a High Elf and are wearing thalmor robes you can literally tell the guy at the door to move out of the way and the guys in the dungeon to get out.
Hell it would have worked even for this character. Since he’s an elf he gets a buff to not being noticed.
this fallout font on the skyrim thumbnail is so confusing.
KappaScopeZZ oh yeah yeah I thought I was the only one to notice that
Aiden Niño yeah me too
Oh yeah yeah
Lord I miss him. Used to binge his videos when I was sick, now i binge them when I should be sleeping. Rest in peace Paul.
7:08
I have been playing on adept but the *HARDEST* difficulty is novice.
how does that work
Some random typo in the script or something.
It's a joke.
Dragonborn : "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
Nord: "What Scars?"
Dragonborn : "NOT IN SKYRIM!"
Well... I'm the joker, baby!
i dont get it
You wouldn't get it
@@menialbee knack 2
Watching this years later, really hope you're resting easy Paul - thank you for the years of easy sleep, drifting off to this playlist is/was a huge help for my insomnia. Miss you brother :(
Who would win:
Mittens finishing Skyrim without taking damage
Ymfah finishing Skyrim + DLCs without killing anyone
Ymfah because he can use frenzy to get mitten tickled by a deer or a fox ;)
Ymfah i mean he has a 1hit wooden sword
I was hoping one of them would try one of those challenges for the FO3 DLC. Also, ymfah has better Skeetrim but MSpaint has high quality doodooposts for all of the Fallouts.
Ymfah would Bc of that paralyze sword hit him and get a bear frenzied
Only watched a few minutes. Was disappointed you were not picking up buckets.
If not for the buckets.. what's the point?!
Josh Skey its a joke on the channel
Captain Falcon turns out I’m a dumbass and misread josh’s comment
XxTheXboxNoobxX i misread it too ngl
Rest in peace, Paul. If only you could beat alcoholism without taking any damage
If only someone suggested this challenge to him maybe he would still be here with us😞😞
Wait he's dead 😢
@@lonkman2225 Yes, he passed away in december last year
now do a run where you delete the character when you take damage
Pacifist
Dayim
Cheese the game with Invisibility, Dark Brotherhood Gloves and sneak attack perks. Progress through the DB storyline long enough to get on the emperor's ship, grab the secret sword and you have a bugged 100% stagger weapon (without the unofficial patch). Whatever you can't one-shot with 30x sneak attack damage, you can stagger into oblivion and back until it dies.
12:33 “Your health is low” hmm hmm yeah I know
ZZWILLIAMXX yeas
cough cough invisiblity muflle 30x damage dagger cough cough
use frenzy and summons if you don't want to dirty your hands.
bound bow ftw bro
Melee stealth kills require quite the sneak and illusion levels which aren't easy to train on a character that can't take damage. But it would work very well when you hit those levels
I don't think he wanted to use any glitches to get his skills up so a dagger in the back of the greybeards was out of the question and he probably didn't want to put loads of points into magika
@@Glo0ze
Illusion is really easy to level up. Just spam muffle(with novice hood equipped)+wait 1 hour function.
Sneak is also easy to level up. Either sneak attack (with a dagger) sleeping draugr or sneak attack grey beards.
Oh boy new video
"Premire"
Oh
13 minutes
Oh ok that works
"it just works"
I'm totally down with the Premiere feature if it's like < a half hour. Anyone who sets a premiere for a day or more away can go suck a fuck.
I died so many times the first time I tried to get into Sovngarde. Until I just gave up and tried just sprinting straight to the portal and jumping into the portal before the dragon priest closed it, ignoring literally all that shit up there. Amazingly, you can actually do that, and it worked.
This.
This one right here.
This is what made me pick up skyrim. This legend is the one who inspired me to play it.
This was also the first video i watched.
I've seen nearly all of his challenge videos.
He will be missed by many.
This is my goodbye poem to him.
Sure he may not ever see it.
Or anything.
Rest in peace Paul.
You will be missed.
R.I.P.
How many times did you get killed by walking over a skelaton and getting killed by it kicking you in the face with the help of weird skyrim physics.
Miss you man you single handedly got me back into Skyrim, I just finished the dawnguard dlc for the first time, love you Paul you’re a legend to me and many others
This sounds like it would've been a lot easier if you'd just used the Muffle spell and made some invisibility potions out of Nirnroot and Luna Moth Wings. Makes you literally undetectable, no matter what your level of Sneak.
not true ive been found while using invisibility potions... certain enemies seem to have plot armor when it comes to invisibility if the sneak skill isnt up to par
Would that get me past the Sabercat on the 7000 Steps?
Nightmare Yacht muffle only halves the amount of sound you create, so it’s not fail proof
Corvo Attano *invisibilty pots
dragonjo3000 No, I get it, but I’m just saying that even though you’ll be invisible and muffled you’ll only have the sound you produce reduced to half. It’s not totally fail proof; you can still very much be found provided your armor is too heavy, as sound you create is mostly based on the weight of items you’re wearing.
10:36
Normal people: Mark Zuckerberg
Me, an intellectual: Mzark
Not really an intellectual because you fail to explain the actual way to say it and just copy paste the name
Kaiden McWhorter
You is stupid, yes?
Kaiden McWhorter
I was trying to do a stupid people chain. You keep calling me stupid with misspelled words or broken grammar. Get it?
@@deez5595
no you is more than dumb yes?
@@surrk1057 you dum, did izz?
im surprised you didnt go look for the "Become Ethereal" shout. wouldve helped a lot.
Edit: nevermind
2:48 show me the way of your godly mountain climbing
I do that all the time its quicker and for some reason the developers left it so u can
DragonX Just Jump while Wlaking forward but if you get stuck in one Position just Go right or left while Still pressing The Jump button
why not just do the thieves guild quest before moving on? boost your sneak up bruh.
Can you beat Skyrim using only the "flames" spell?
If he do he should invest into destruction potion to make his spells do more damage
@Sirballin System that is the point.
Sirballin System that is the point.
@Sirballin System
Nothing is underpowered if you use it right.
Also , master level spells are for idiots.
The only master spells that don't suck belong to illusion and conjuration.
Sirballin System, stop ranting
“headed in the general direction”
*walks up mountain*
Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with reversed controls, inverted mouse and without VATS?
This is cool
WHY.
I aprove this challenge
I think once he's adjusted to it, it'll be easy
@@gz4536 with a rolling pin
If you do something like this again remember, when you start the Dark Brotherhood quests you can find a set of armor near the entrance to the sanctuary that gives you all the same buffs, but none of the armor rating, they're all labeled as "Shrouded" i.e Shrouded Hand Wraps, Shrouded Hood, etc. They don't have an "armor rating", so no 'light/heavy armor' rating on the top left.
You dont have to kill Nahkriin to go into Sovergarde. You just need to make it to the portal before he gets to his staff.
Can you beat Skyrim without looting anything?
No U
Short answer? Nope. If we use the same rule he did in fallout where looting=grabbing things, then the Elder Scroll makes that problematic. Defense is a non issue, because of magic.
Plus you need to loot a dragon claw for the main quest, don’t you?
Edit- That said, I want him to do this.
No because of the golden claw
Hmm... I would think you could use glitches to get past the parts to be honest. Although, as I've never seen speed run videos of Skyrim, I would have no idea.
Yeah technically you can go in as a Khajit and have decent unarmed damage and get by for most of the run. However once you reach the Thalmor Embassy you are forced to loot a chest for the dossier on Esbern so it would be impossible. Though maybe you can glitch your way to the portal and just finish it that way I don't know if that would work though.
@@theotherguy4248 Same. But due to how broken Skyrim is, I'm sure that you will be able to break to glitch past it.
13:50 you couldve just ran past nakriin and jumped into the portal before he pulled the staff
Zionic *You cannot proceed with the story unless Nakriin is dead.*
@@kenanchiu actually the game is coded so that as long as the staff is in the slot, the portal is open. So if you sprint and say screw the cutscene, you can activate the portal and warp before it closes
Can u pull my staff?
@@taonyaanzu ;) ;) ;)
K1W1 false I went straight to the portal first time I played it went normally
Can't believe it's already almost been a year. We miss you Paul, rest easy
Uhmm... You can actually just run in the portal to sovengarde straight away. Just a tip.
Yea I was confused af by him not just running in
It's because he's not a pussy
I tried that yesterday and it didnt work, I had to defeat the dragon priest and put the staff in the portal "key"
@@Ksweetpea Pro Tip: do not patch.
You can also do the thalmor embassy quest without killing all the thalmor
Two words, “Stealth Archer”
It's so overpowered it makes the game boring
@@Makedounia1 says you. I still find it enjoyable
I love playing stealthily especially when the game tries to make you act like a warrior, or something. Hell nah! I'm gonna be a Ninja!😏
Conjuration Wizard Much harder
For fallout
Stealth sniper
the real question is can you beat skyrim taking all the damage
I don't think so, you can't take damage from characters like Grelod the Kind since you kill them in one hit
@@kedarunzi9139 Frenzy spells
@@treysevy5079 Oh yeah, completely forgot about those.
Still, aren't there areas that instakill you? (Mora's realm of oblivion for example) so you can't take the damage?
Somehow turn off any health regen, all you can do is stack health
@@kedarunzi9139I know I am very late, but Apocrypha's uhhh... Slime does not kill you instantly, it drains your health at a very fast rate, so you will die very quickly.
WTF whats next? Play skyrim without screen?
Yes
Beat Skyrim by turning off your console, ez.
Beat a Bethesda game by playing it the way it’s meant to be played.
@@measnek1052 Using microtransactions to buy new paint and armour?
Omoplataha exactly
I'm so glad his doing an Elder Scrolls now.
You didn’t get 100 sneak before you left the cave. Bummer.
Why is he doing this, does he like torturing him self, a gaming masochist.
I try not to judge others, but I can't help but be concerned for him...
F.A.P :For Academic Purposes
He loves hurting himself but isn't that suicidal
Money
yardbirds89 for a UA-cam video.
"Donkey" shows Lydia😂
owkay no need to explain that gag
I miss him
we all do
I actually did this challenge being inspired by you. I respect your sacrifice on a completely different level now
Skyrim with no damage.
So a stealth archer build
Why is stealth archery so over rated. I tried all playstyles and it sucks. 3 seconds to reload and then not even make more than 400 damage without alchemy. And in melee it totally sucks.
Archery Stealth is kinda good, you just enchant the bow and make it legendary
I like to think about an alternate time-line where Mitten Squad is still alive and making Starfield challenge videos...
You sir are the true Dragonborn of Legend! This was so great! XD
Shut up before david mii asian
Can you beat Oblivion without taking any damage?
Provided you can clear the tutorial, absolutely. Your best bet is to clear the Mages Guild entry quests and get access to spell making, then make a spell with Damage Health 100 for 1 Second and Drain Health 100 for 1 second. On the easiest difficulty, this instant kills nearly anything. Also, as long as you don’t sleep, thus never leveling up, everything in the game stays keyed to level 1 players, no matter what your skills are.
I feel like taking a barrier spell would've helped with those dragons at the end, due to them being able to absorb 40 magical damage (which the breath fire and breath ice shouts count as)
I don't understand why you didn't use conjuration to help you
Nowhere near as broken as oblivion
@@catch.22 Morrowind it was even more broken.
Yes I will happily enchant a bow that summons a Daedra when I use it. I totally did not get Daedric artifacts early into the game by spamming conjuration skill...
@AndrewBrewer917 soul trap. 👍
@AndrewBrewer917 soul trap, the spell you are thinking of is soul trap
Edit: I had not even seen the other dude but absolutely refuse to delete my comment.
Now if only my Skyrim disc was not the first disc I inserted into my 360 when I had no clue on how the console stands...
If I recall the 360 has a paperclip slot to get discs out, similar to a PC disc drive. Not entirely sure though.
@@Draggins it does. At one point, that hole would be the only way I was able to open the disc tray for 3 years. Lmao.
For some reason i laughed so hard when you said “The land of the giant jellyfish”
The dwemer civ is really interesting. I hope we'll learn more about them in the new game.
I feel like either a high elf or a Breton would be better for this. A Breton for the 100% magic resistance(for dragons), out a high elf so you never run out of magika since I feel magic would be better suited since it's still a range win without giving to farm for arrows
It'll say 100% resistance but the max magic resistance you can actually get is 80%, similar to how your armor rating can be 1000 but caps out wherever it is between 600-800
Tyler Leuschen eh, an 80% chance to absorb all magic will still save you (probably) on a pinch
@@micah2455 80% of the damage isn't taken. It's not a chance of 80%, it'll definitely save you though
Ur looking for absorb magic as that completely negates damage when it happens
Rest in peace, Paul. You will be missed
“The hardest difficulty is novice.” Ah, yes. For more of a challenge, I’ll switch off legendary to novice.
Good idea. Me too.
Do you beat Skyrim without taking any damage? Oh what am I saying of course you do.
Thanks Nazeem :D
There's no PUUSSSSEEEEE
XDKuro if only someone were to rip my clothes off and ravage the area
Much like all of your videos dude, I came for the content but stayed for the luls!
Much respect bud x
Beating the game without takeing anything damage I can hardly beat the game normal
YES! YOU ARE CORRECT!
Nothing should have eight legs. NOTHING!
My mom does.
Search up "cat with 8 legs"...I'll wait
9:21
Mitten Squad: "-to stop Alduin's evil plans"
Closed Captions: "-to stop Alduin's * supposed* evil plans"
Captions are evil confirmed
Morrowind without taking any damage
I would love to see him try that.
Is that the game you can beat in 8 minutes? Or is that Oblivion?
@@IamaPERSON 4 minutes.
@@IamaPERSON well neither, because both can be beaten in around 4 minutes or less actually iirc
Ah thanks for clearing that up guys. I don't speed run, and I'm not too into watching it
can you beat skyrim without the pip-boy
oh wait
The way you say "become ethereal" sounds like "become Ethel" to me, and that is now my head canon..
Hope you're improving. It's been ages since you've been able to be active.
Right, hoping he is doing what is best for himself.
I wonder if you know he has passed away.
8:34 Mitten:"Guess who's not sticking round to fight it. I'll give you a hint it rhymes with P" Me: The donkey?
Oblivion with no damage would be fun to see.
Miss you Paul, thanks for the many laughs over the years. Much love, rest easy my friend. ❤
I don’t think armor would actually matter. I don’t think it ever makes damage taken 0, and it doesnt do damage in decimals. I think it just would be for looks and enchantments. That’s it. Don’t think it would ever allow you to survive a hit.
Gentek having damage buff perks, like all armor giving +marksmanship bonuses, one shot everything.
I cant wait for the next skyrim game Ive never played skyrim before.
@Raid 97 well the next entry in the series i forgot the name
10,000 subscribers with no videos ? I can’t wait for Skyrim 2
@@jaspermorrisey630 nah man... Oblivion 69 is gonna be the next one!
10,000 subscribers with no videos ? You are asking for people to say “ITS ELDER SCROLLS“
@@drgan4568 Lol.
I wish our boi got to play Baldur Gate 3. Not because I think he'd love it, but because you KNOW the challenge runs would be top tier content.
Try playing Halo 3 without *FINISHING THE FIGHT*
Why did you not use magic you get at the start instead of the swords?
Dude he said that he only played as an Ork before. Ork people can play the game without knowing 80% of it's content. (It's their secret perk)
Also using magic uses up a lot of mana and at low level it doesnt last long so its best to use weapons also at the beginning u can beat the crap out of ur imperial friend to lvl up
@@Brettlaken *oRk*
Have you tried using magic without like five buffs to lower the spell's cost?
Seriously, my "mage" is about level 10 and the only thing they can do for more than 5 seconds is use Healing.
@@eddiemate stamina was not important to him and so was health, he could put all the fucking points in magic and deal way more damage than a fucking bow
Miss you mitten man
Ive never seen this premiere feature before, hot dam
Same
It's load of shit if you ask me
@@95DreadLord
Well i didn't ask, but your opinion is still valued enough for me to respond and respect your choice
@@jordank6961 good man.
@@50shadesofmycow yeah hes a good man most people would get mad and retaliate. Its good that he didnt say anything mad. Better to ignore shit talk instead of responding to it in todays world.
Anyone seen that grandma that played skyrim
Yeah
She better than me though
@@JubilantGratitude true she is dedicated
GIVE ME A LINK I MUST WACTH!
@@DRsalt-yf8xb her channel is shirley curry
"while we're dealing with these dragons and... rumors of dragons." My fucking sides.
I gave Malborn all of my gear, and it worked.