Horrible Bosses - Dipshit Cokehead Son - Colin Farrell

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  • @MrBraddles3128
    @MrBraddles3128 9 років тому +8168

    Whoever made the decision to cast Colin Farrell in this movie is a fucking genius.

    • @robinwilson2491
      @robinwilson2491 8 років тому +306

      Right?!! "Oh, like I give a fuck some local tribesman gets cancer, cry me a fucking river." I can't stop laughing!

    • @ValerianGAMING
      @ValerianGAMING 8 років тому +100

      "Does it look like i fucking care!" the way he says it.. so good xD!

    • @numberoath
      @numberoath 7 років тому +36

      I think casting Colin Ferrell in this movie was kind of a gay move. Like "dick on dick" gay; you know what I mean... MrBraddles3128.

    • @MrXabungle
      @MrXabungle 7 років тому +3

      MrBraddles3128
      Brett Ratner

    • @WhiteVanyo
      @WhiteVanyo 6 років тому +5

      James Barnett you obviously didn't watch the movie

  • @alexandercrush
    @alexandercrush 5 років тому +6709

    If the Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise had a son this would be him.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +139

      Maybe he is Grossman's son but Donald Sutherland adopted him.

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa 4 роки тому +32

      Shouldve had him dancing to luda at the end even though he died. I completely agree tho nice.

    • @andrewthornton6043
      @andrewthornton6043 4 роки тому +40

      Thats literally what I watched right before this video

    • @_86kutt
      @_86kutt 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @masterofnone1481
      @masterofnone1481 4 роки тому +5

      👏👏👏

  • @drakedrones
    @drakedrones 7 років тому +5419

    Collin Farell = perfect makeup, the posture, the hair, short breaths, douchebaggery, the acting!!!!! What an awesome performance

    • @pditties
      @pditties 6 років тому +118

      My favorite line after his crappy karate move..."I'm a green belt mother fucka!"

    • @Ryan88881
      @Ryan88881 6 років тому +73

      He actually had a coke problem in real life.

    • @suprabha82
      @suprabha82 5 років тому +77

      He's versatile actor PERIOD

    • @jamesalvarado3961
      @jamesalvarado3961 5 років тому +107

      I want to see this guy go up against Les Grossman (Tom cruise) from tropic thunder.

    • @DarkWebTrappin
      @DarkWebTrappin 5 років тому +8

      Damn I didn’t realize he was the dude from phone booth

  • @dommyfiles5118
    @dommyfiles5118 Рік тому +884

    0:53 I honestly think the “at…your house” delivery from Colin is the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen

  • @brentm8863
    @brentm8863 4 роки тому +3778

    “He is always wheeling around in his special little chair and I know he is up to something.” Lol

  • @iwanegerstrom4564
    @iwanegerstrom4564 7 років тому +11091

    The scary part is that people like Bobby actually exist irl

    •  6 років тому +616

      Trump

    • @anttila674
      @anttila674 6 років тому +624

      Found a libtard

    • @dewanmdurnto3592
      @dewanmdurnto3592 6 років тому +29

      Iwan Egerström I know some

    • @RhangDao
      @RhangDao 6 років тому +92

      @Charles Ferdinand Is that supposed to be English?

    • @carlosflores4380
      @carlosflores4380 6 років тому +127

      Seen it happen at this one casino, the owners kids fucked it up when he died and they had to sell it they were drug addicts

  • @proceid6709
    @proceid6709 4 роки тому +4609

    “You can fire professor Xavier” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 2 роки тому +1374

    Bobby is the most accurate portrayal of every small buisness tyrant I ever had the displeasure to work for while in high school and university.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +26

      You mean there really are company managers out there just like Bobby? The way Bobby is here is not even an exaggeration of those real bosses you're talking about?

    • @thomashottersall5204
      @thomashottersall5204 2 роки тому +21

      @@alvexok5523 he didn’t say it was 1:1 accurate just the most accurate he had seen

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 Рік тому +1

      @@alvexok5523 I'm sure they exist lol. I've dealt with a manager who was very close to this. Doesn't curse in front of workers but he would never approve PTO and would say he knows what's he doing and would do other shit like -
      -change the schedule last minute and not tell you
      -make you work OT without pay
      -not give you your 30 but wont pay you for working the entire 8 hour shift
      -threaten to fire you if you call in sick
      -also tried to fuck every female coworker
      -also tried to rape a female coworker once by threatening her
      It can get pretty crazy. Thank God I don't work there anymore.

    • @pc12gauge
      @pc12gauge Рік тому +29

      Had this boss in a small IT company too. He was one of a trio which owned the company. They made a series of mistakes but this one specifically was a major asshole who put terror on their employees. Always blaming others for his own fuck ups, and firing people one after another or not giving credit for their results. They lost the company for a major one in the sector, that was actually in a type of "loan shark" contract with them. I can say, when I found out about it I was happy because justice had been served.

    • @soundwhisperer1058
      @soundwhisperer1058 Рік тому

      @@pc12gauge Nice story bud

  • @laynenelson4370
    @laynenelson4370 4 роки тому +4873

    “He burned half his face off”
    “Exactly I don’t want my money going to support monsters”
    😂😂😂

    • @admirosmanovic1368
      @admirosmanovic1368 4 роки тому +180

      Cut him off lmao my favorite line from this scene and the "hes always rolling around in his special little secret chair I know hes up to something" lmaoo

    • @buttercupj6208
      @buttercupj6208 3 роки тому +34

      This is my favorite part of the movie 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ricktherrien8235
      @ricktherrien8235 3 роки тому +6

      Gawd lmao 😜

    • @MissK2867
      @MissK2867 3 роки тому

      @@admirosmanovic1368 a

    • @christianburk2432
      @christianburk2432 3 роки тому +11

      Possibly the funniest line in movie history

  • @thealexkirschproject
    @thealexkirschproject 5 років тому +1913

    Colin Farrell deserved an Oscar Nomination for this performance. He was absolutely brilliant in this role. Just loved the douchebaggery of his character.

    • @mypinis
      @mypinis 4 роки тому +26

      N_Y_N_E_R they just put a camera on him on a random day.

    • @glennhagstedt
      @glennhagstedt 4 роки тому +73

      really? an Oscar nomination for this? its funny as fuck, but really, an oscar nomination? Nah man.

    • @phoenixmarizzle5059
      @phoenixmarizzle5059 4 роки тому +18

      Give anyone a fuck ton of coke and go to town.....
      He deserves recognition for a badass cokehead performance

    • @SyrupBuccaneer
      @SyrupBuccaneer 4 роки тому +47

      There is an absurd amount of detail and attention to mannerisms in his performance. Farrell is so good in these character roles.

    • @thealexkirschproject
      @thealexkirschproject 4 роки тому +8

      @@SyrupBuccaneer I 100% agree. He nailed it

  • @Ironheart73
    @Ironheart73 Рік тому +179

    Colin Farrell should do more of these comedies, he is a genius

  • @susheelkoushik478
    @susheelkoushik478 2 роки тому +639

    "I do my part. I do other people's parts." That line from Colin Farrell always cracks me up

  • @bradleywilliamson2094
    @bradleywilliamson2094 5 років тому +3937

    -“3 hours late, what’s the deal?”
    -“I was at your father’s funeral!”
    -“well that excuse may have worked if my dad was still here, but I’m in charge now.”
    -“that excuse wouldn’t make any sense if your dad was still here.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @periteu
      @periteu 5 років тому +24

      Hahahah 😄👌🏻

    • @terrellhardeman4799
      @terrellhardeman4799 4 роки тому +69

      Sit I'm not a dog Bobby good boy

    • @Maggikhor963
      @Maggikhor963 4 роки тому +26

      So you freelancing for the deaf? We all heard the dialogues dipshit!

    • @Kitchdmn3
      @Kitchdmn3 4 роки тому +44

      I loved how he scootched his chair back into his office... and he just slapped some tape over his dad’s nameplate.

    • @Andy-vx7xf
      @Andy-vx7xf 4 роки тому +6

      Oh you also watched that part?

  • @lordbottaro4549
    @lordbottaro4549 4 роки тому +1746

    “Sit.”
    “I’m not a dog, Bobby.”
    “Good boy.”

  • @Juan-zl3fy
    @Juan-zl3fy 5 років тому +1418

    "Your dad said he'd rather die than save money and hurt people"
    "Well, guess what? Looks like we're right on the schedule, doesn't it?!"

    • @jimmybones231
      @jimmybones231 5 років тому +35

      ☠️😂😂😂

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah we heard it, we are watching the some video as you are.........
      Dickwall

    • @Whytho2401
      @Whytho2401 4 роки тому +34

      @@psycheevolved1428 "dickwall"

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @joanne1898
      @joanne1898 3 роки тому

      @Phi Vai XDD

  • @anthonychangah4066
    @anthonychangah4066 2 роки тому +393

    Fact he wrote his name with a marker on his dad's desk, on his dad's funeral is just crazy 🤣

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, his character was one crazy jerkass. And Bobby's ploy to make the other workers there hate Kurt. I can't believe though that the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. Bobby feeling the need to immediately come out there and tell everyone it was Kurt's idea just makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea.
      Also, everyone there knew that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that he was Kurt's boss. They couldn't figure out that either the upper manager hires and fires, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with his manager and getting his approval? A junior manager normally doesn't fire people unless the head guy tells him to. The other office workers should've known that.

    • @pinoyclasico8932
      @pinoyclasico8932 Рік тому +2

      Hahahaha.. didn't even notice that.😂

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 10 місяців тому +2

      ​​​@@pinoyclasico8932lol, I didn't either until @anthonychangah pointed it out.
      He was one crazy mofo of a boss. People like him who know they are prejudice, hateful, and heartless and aren't ashamed of being so.
      I still can't believe though that Hank and the rest of the office fell for Bobby coming out and telling everyone it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank

  • @ksbaxter
    @ksbaxter 10 років тому +527

    "Oh I give a fuck some local tribesman gets cancer. Cry me a fucking river!! Do I look like I fucking care?!" Lmao.

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 4 роки тому +1902

    “I want you to fire the fat people” is maybe my favourite line from this movie. The way he delivers it is just so perfect... it makes me laugh every single time

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 4 роки тому +47

      Its time to trim the fat around here

    • @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr
      @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr 3 роки тому +7

      OMFG lmfao I can't breathe!!!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 2 роки тому +20

      I love how he’s all wide eyed when he says it.😂

    • @GustavoLopez-hp8zz
      @GustavoLopez-hp8zz 2 роки тому +6

      @@aaronwrecks3324 right? When he said that you think he’s going to get rid of unproductive people. But nope, he’s being literal with a dead ass straight face 💀

    • @oscairconnolly4716
      @oscairconnolly4716 2 роки тому +7

      The transition from trim the fat to 'I want you to fire the fat people' is just so literal and hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

  • @alak9614
    @alak9614 4 роки тому +845

    "Phone a friend, ask the audience, 50-50" ...Colin Ferrell's comic timing is amazing...hilarious

  • @tristanjorritsma9709
    @tristanjorritsma9709 Рік тому +70

    Honestly, every line Bobby delivers is gold, even his snorting and grunting in the bathroom cracks me up.

  • @benschannel5719
    @benschannel5719 9 років тому +2652

    "I don't want my money going to monsters." Perfect.

    • @lucasazx5474
      @lucasazx5474 8 років тому +108

      "I don't want my money going to support monsters."

    • @robinwilson2491
      @robinwilson2491 8 років тому +27

      I know. That is too funny. And how about when Colin Ferrel plows out of his garage. Lord help me.

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 7 років тому +1

      Lucas A dead on that one lol

    • @MasamuneStreams
      @MasamuneStreams 6 років тому +4

      Dirty Duck Everything you just said is EXACTLY why it's so funny

    • @rastaking757
      @rastaking757 6 років тому +1

      Dirty Duck this scene is extended from the original cut. The only thing that should've been kept in was the" monsters line" . The whole part where he is actually firing the guy and a lot of the office conversation isn't in the original.

  • @x77Flip77x
    @x77Flip77x 4 роки тому +1092

    “They’re not tribesmen, it’s a modern society!”
    LMAO I fucking died

    • @DjLota
      @DjLota 3 роки тому +15

      So many amazing lines but this was my favorite

    • @Slick420Pgh
      @Slick420Pgh 3 роки тому +4

      Any time I even think of the scene I burst out laughing

    • @markob53
      @markob53 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get why that line is funny.

    • @aarongorton1984
      @aarongorton1984 3 роки тому

      ROFL

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 2 роки тому

      @@Slick420Pgh ikr, it's been years since I saw this movie but this scene is unforgettable 😅

  • @TheHamsterMaster
    @TheHamsterMaster 3 роки тому +568

    "The Bolivians are gonna do it for a third of the price."
    As a Bolivian I found that hilarious.

  • @YeahForSure99
    @YeahForSure99 Рік тому +301

    "They're not tribesmen it's a modern society" is the best line in the movie

  • @alexcross5
    @alexcross5 7 років тому +3520

    "I've seen gayboys and you're one of 'em"
    "Where'd you see 'em?"
    "At your... house."
    Farrell's comedic timing is so perfect in this movie.

    • @DoctaFlood
      @DoctaFlood 6 років тому +86

      I just saw this for the first time and yeah dude, my thoughts exactly. That little hesitation and delivery of it has me so dead rn xD

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr 6 років тому +81

      "I'm a green belt MotherFucker!"

    • @bigmikeystyle
      @bigmikeystyle 6 років тому +42

      *walks back in to the bathroom to do more blow*

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 6 років тому +14

      This kind of line would come from a 10 year old kid.

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 6 років тому +4

      You realize Farrell didn't write the fucking movie, right?

  • @nkocarniankosi5065
    @nkocarniankosi5065 8 років тому +2452

    this is up there with Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

    • @Daquan0394
      @Daquan0394 6 років тому +4

      Nkocarnia Nkosi deffo!

    • @be4unvme
      @be4unvme 6 років тому +64

      Tom cruise was so funny there were talks to make a movie about tom cruise character

    • @erikw113
      @erikw113 6 років тому +102

      @Basic_Assumption you have no sense of humor if this isnt funny

    • @rogermedina4155
      @rogermedina4155 6 років тому +13

      Less Grossman was awesome

    • @am3818
      @am3818 6 років тому +1

      Swing and a miss

  • @mark6830
    @mark6830 4 роки тому +894

    Kurt is the weirdest among them three in this movie but Bobby makes him look like a responsible guy 😂😂😂

    • @cobraelectric
      @cobraelectric 2 роки тому +75

      I am still partial to Dale being the weirdest. I mean "we are men looking for a man"😂

    • @nyamuthekev4853
      @nyamuthekev4853 2 роки тому +3

      @@cobraelectric right on 😂😂😂😂

    • @Loloff210
      @Loloff210 2 роки тому +10

      @@cobraelectric it was at night. There weren’t even any kids around…

    • @jamelramseur
      @jamelramseur Рік тому +1

      When it came to weird, Dale definitely took the cake.

  • @tapmana2912
    @tapmana2912 2 роки тому +281

    Colin Farrell is literally killing it in every role

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please Рік тому +5

      *figuratively

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Рік тому +5

      He’s crazy good in almost everything. I loved him in “In Bruges”

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому +2

      @@eamon2pleaseimagine Colin was literally killing his costars?! Hahahahaha

  • @edzr921
    @edzr921 4 роки тому +831

    "Stay where you are Marge...congratulations" 😂😂

    • @jpbaidal
      @jpbaidal 3 роки тому +29

      LMFAO 🤣🤣 that was brilliant

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 3 роки тому +16

      That was the best line for me

    • @Redmist-se7ld
      @Redmist-se7ld 3 роки тому +14

      Lol 3:22 congratulations

    • @satan899
      @satan899 2 роки тому +2

      If he chose to fire large marge instead of hank, at the end of the movie Kurt would have been running the whole company

    • @Lyfzagamble
      @Lyfzagamble 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂 u could fire professor Xavier... Creeps me out rolling around in his special chair 😂😂😂😂

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 4 роки тому +975

    If this came out when Michael Keaton was young, he would’ve nailed this role

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 4 роки тому +13

      osamabad So True

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 4 роки тому +11

      Haha I agree

    • @Adam.Reader14
      @Adam.Reader14 4 роки тому +71

      He nailed the role in "Other Guys"

    • @jshaers96
      @jshaers96 4 роки тому +13

      Excellent observation.

    • @mg19cal
      @mg19cal 4 роки тому +14

      Keaton could've played this role until about 1998

  • @trinity3422
    @trinity3422 4 роки тому +233

    “Large Marge” and “Professor Xavier” lmao I’m dyin 😂

  • @yourlastfoe
    @yourlastfoe 6 місяців тому +44

    Colin KILLED this roll.

  • @RTSchofield
    @RTSchofield 5 років тому +572

    'they're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at.' - literally my entire in law family.

    • @Griefussy
      @Griefussy 5 років тому +6

      Hahahha

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Boxingbear
      @Boxingbear 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @philiposborne982
      @philiposborne982 4 роки тому +2

      @Cyber Monk ha ha ha. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

  • @andrewkline1200
    @andrewkline1200 10 років тому +2355

    "You're 3 hours late" *points to wrist with no watch on*
    DYING HAHAHAHAHA

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 9 років тому +4

      Andrew Kline Uh Huh.. Mmm Hmm.. ROFL

    • @KeepOrDeleteIt
      @KeepOrDeleteIt 7 років тому +2

      Americans..

    • @maxidiaz0889
      @maxidiaz0889 6 років тому +2

      Hahahaha just noticed that

    • @superman-bd8fl
      @superman-bd8fl 6 років тому +2

      It’s people like you who make things that aren’t that funny, funnier than they really are. Terrible

    • @sickofit1304
      @sickofit1304 6 років тому

      DickWall*

  • @MrMusick84
    @MrMusick84 6 років тому +163

    They should have made a spin off with Farrell’s character. He kills it in every scene he’s in.

    • @cardsfighter2
      @cardsfighter2 5 років тому +7

      Well, spoiler alert, he kinda died in the movie. Hard to make a spin off

    • @coryboy345
      @coryboy345 5 років тому +3

      A spin off of a guy in the ground rotting, after being shot 3 times? Not much to go with that.

    • @TanWam
      @TanWam 5 років тому

      @@coryboy345 2 times

    • @Big_Ben1988
      @Big_Ben1988 4 роки тому

      @@coryboy345 he comes back as a zombie

  • @Umberloid87
    @Umberloid87 Рік тому +167

    I might be alone in this but Colin is way underrated as an actor. Dude dissolves into his roles.

    • @meshiu2344
      @meshiu2344 Рік тому +17

      I don't think anyone has ever thought Colin wasn't a stellar actor dude

    • @Umberloid87
      @Umberloid87 Рік тому +6

      @@meshiu2344 my meaning is he isn’t recognized the same way other major actors are, Leo, Pitt, Depp. Just an observation, again I might be alone in thinking that. Then again he was in Daredevil…

    • @OVHOEAubreythePedophileKing
      @OVHOEAubreythePedophileKing Рік тому

      The dude has like three Golden Globes though

    • @saranefato5687
      @saranefato5687 Рік тому

      No im Whit you on that i think hes a amazing actor i have been a fan of him sence i was a child him and Nicolas Cage and so on.

    • @vingasoline5068
      @vingasoline5068 Рік тому

      @@Umberloid87I agree honestly. He’s always put his all into every role, and he deserves a lot more recognition than he already gets.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +660

    How *Bobby* scribbled his name over his dad's desk plaque with a sharpie.. 😂

    • @SpiritSoPoetic
      @SpiritSoPoetic 4 роки тому +11

      Flex Piper 😂😂😂

    • @gaborp6501
      @gaborp6501 3 роки тому +12

      That was one of his first things to do 😂

    • @davidfulcher1719
      @davidfulcher1719 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you for noticing that and appreciating it. I died.

    • @destinythomas5537
      @destinythomas5537 3 роки тому +4

      Omg all these years I’ve seen this movie but didnt notice he did that until I read this comment I am DYING all over again

    • @UltimateJustin94
      @UltimateJustin94 2 роки тому +2

      “Boy, look what we got. Is that a sharpie?” 😂

  • @chummyx4o1
    @chummyx4o1 6 років тому +719

    Did anybody else notice he put “ Bobby “ over his dad’s name on his desk? Hahaha

  • @6oclocknewsat8
    @6oclocknewsat8 9 років тому +596

    "You can phone a friend, ask the audience, 50-50. You do the math. Either one loses the job or three loses."
    I love that line!

    • @SuperImmunologist
      @SuperImmunologist 9 років тому +33

      Iᗰ ᗩ GᖇEEᑎ ᗷEᒪT ᗰOTᕼEᖇᖴᑌᑕKEᖇ

    • @MasterBetty69
      @MasterBetty69 6 років тому

      6 O'Clock News at 8 with TheImBrian lmao

    • @jaymedalbeth6962
      @jaymedalbeth6962 6 років тому +1

      Who are you talking about? You mean Hank? 😛

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 5 років тому +1

      A fan of the show Millionaire apparently. 😅

  • @danielivory17
    @danielivory17 Рік тому +47

    When he called dude in the wheelchair professor Xavier I lost it in the theater 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffreyurrea708
    @jeffreyurrea708 7 років тому +1734

    "you can fire professor Xavier" Hahahahahah SAVAGE!

    • @chiodos57
      @chiodos57 6 років тому +18

      "Large can you come in here please" lmao

    • @Evaese
      @Evaese 6 років тому +20

      "what do they call you? wheels?" - Wolverine

    • @akashdey1730
      @akashdey1730 6 років тому +7

      Hank 😂😂😂

    • @vinny5727
      @vinny5727 6 років тому +5

      You mean Hank? Lmao

    • @kofibabone725
      @kofibabone725 5 років тому +9

      "Special little secret chair." 😭😭💀💀

  • @PJones299
    @PJones299 10 років тому +505

    Colin Farrell should have been in this movie a lot more. He was to hilarious XD.

    • @pditties
      @pditties 6 років тому +13

      I agree! My favorite line..."I'm a green belt mother fucker!"

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice 6 років тому +5

      I think that's what made him even more hilarious. "Absence makes the heart grows fonder", I guess.

    • @user-dt9jr3db7d
      @user-dt9jr3db7d 6 років тому +1

      Dick skin

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 5 років тому +1

      @@user-dt9jr3db7d kick ass

    • @johnmills5125
      @johnmills5125 2 місяці тому

      He made the film for me so fucking funny and Dale 😂😂

  • @iluvber247
    @iluvber247 6 років тому +214

    "Stay where you are Marge... Congratulations."

  • @MrJDB1989
    @MrJDB1989 Рік тому +45

    "Stay where you are Marge, congratulations" 🤣🤣 kills me everytime

  • @datyamaha450jusgoinham7
    @datyamaha450jusgoinham7 6 років тому +291

    He just taped "BOBBY" over his dads name like no time to waste 😂

    • @kevinkimani6866
      @kevinkimani6866 6 років тому +19

      And didn't even attend his own father's funeral hehehe

  • @zinozee8929
    @zinozee8929 3 роки тому +180

    “Rolling around all day on his special little secret chair”.
    I doubt any of this scene was even in a script, Colin made this MOVIE MAGIC 😂😂😂

    • @jaylonwhite6217
      @jaylonwhite6217 2 роки тому +6

      I know he’s up too something 😂😂

    • @Lyfzagamble
      @Lyfzagamble 2 роки тому +3

      And tell him to leave his handicap 🅿️ 😂

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lyfzagamble "you can't take that, it's issued by the state"
      "I am the state, state of Bobbyville" fucking absolutist monarch vibes

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 Рік тому

      @@jkelsey555 🤣🤣

    • @PhantomEchoes9027
      @PhantomEchoes9027 Рік тому +3

      Most of the lines in comedy movies are totally unscripted or ad libbed. You can write up disposition or mood into a script, but you can't write the words, phrasing, and delivery of a really good comedic actor.

  • @DMig777
    @DMig777 5 років тому +268

    He’s wheeling around in his special chair I know he’s up to something 😂😂😂

  • @JosephDutra
    @JosephDutra Рік тому +16

    Colin Farrell commits to every role he’s in. It’s so amazing!

  • @gaborp6501
    @gaborp6501 3 роки тому +113

    The coke paranoia: “ I know he’s up for something “😂😂

  • @cshq177
    @cshq177 6 років тому +506

    Why doesn't Colin Ferrell do more comedies?

    • @TOMMYBHOY21
      @TOMMYBHOY21 6 років тому +27

      Cary Sledge he’s done a few.. if you haven’t seen In Bruge go watch it,it’s Colin at his best just an outstanding film.

    • @GodofMMA23
      @GodofMMA23 6 років тому +32

      In Bruges is awesome...

    • @carlkeenan5975
      @carlkeenan5975 5 років тому +26

      Seven psychopaths is a funny movie

    • @kofibabone725
      @kofibabone725 5 років тому +6

      Definitely better than his serious movies

    • @4sername
      @4sername 5 років тому +26

      Because his parents said they want only 1 comedian in the family and his brother Will already has that genre covered

  • @scrainbow1234
    @scrainbow1234 6 років тому +562

    “Those aren’t tribesmen, this is a modern society!” Lmao

    • @GrayFoxROU
      @GrayFoxROU 6 років тому +35

      Cry me a fuckin` river! :))

    • @vinny5727
      @vinny5727 6 років тому +37

      DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKIN CARE?

    • @martyfakenewsman24
      @martyfakenewsman24 5 років тому +7

      The funniest quote of this scene.

    • @pure.precision
      @pure.precision 5 років тому +11

      Like if they were actual tribesmen it would be perfectly fine to endanger them.

  • @Double-V13
    @Double-V13 2 роки тому +61

    “You are one cold heartless bastard” Colin Farrell nailed this role and he said congratulations to large Marge 🤣

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +2

      I can't believe that Hank and the other office workers believed Bobby when he told everyone that it was Kurt's idea to fire Hank. The fact that Bobby had to immediately come out there and announce to everyone that it was Kurt's idea makes it look like he's covering up that it was his own idea. The other office workers really didn't realize that Bobby was above Kurt in the ranks, that Bobby was Kurt's boss and the head boss there? And that it'd make more sense for Bobby to tell Kurt to fire Hank, rather than Kurt doing it on his own terms without Bobby's consent? Kurt was middle management, Bobby was upper management. Either the upper manager fires someone, or the middle manager does it but only after discussing it with the upper manager and getting his approval. A middle manager doesn't do it without the upper manager's approval.

    • @Double-V13
      @Double-V13 9 місяців тому

      100% and the fact the he wasn’t t his dad’s funeral!?! How did they not know he wasn’t a POS… this scene is hilarious though as angering as it seems

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 років тому +1804

    I'm sad we won't see Colin Farrell in the sequel he was my favourite in the movie

    • @starman5901
      @starman5901 7 років тому +60

      Redem10 he died

    • @captainclean2004
      @captainclean2004 7 років тому +10

      Redem10 That part where he said "GOOD BOY" rofl...like he's His fuckin Pet lol....

    • @faisalvlog8199
      @faisalvlog8199 7 років тому +10

      RIP Colin Farrell he got shot thats why lol

    • @patrickdornoff2735
      @patrickdornoff2735 6 років тому +16

      by a jealous kevin spacey no less lol

    • @emmetmc2060
      @emmetmc2060 6 років тому +8

      Colin made this movie so hilarious lol tho dale is hilarious also but they should of kept Colin in it

  • @roloug95
    @roloug95 9 років тому +2118

    Colin Farell is supposed to be a serious actor and he has better comedic timing and execution than all three of the so called 'comic actors' in this movie put together.

    • @htimsnedaj4839
      @htimsnedaj4839 9 років тому +254

      That's a bit of an exaggeration.

    • @RB2331
      @RB2331 9 років тому +20

      +roloug95 Besides ...maybe Sudakis !

    • @htimsnedaj4839
      @htimsnedaj4839 9 років тому +11

      RB2331 That's what I was thinking.

    • @ThaTruth223
      @ThaTruth223 9 років тому +101

      Charlie day was funny as well

    • @htimsnedaj4839
      @htimsnedaj4839 9 років тому +46

      ThaTruth223 Everyone was funny now that you mention it.

  • @rzagza11
    @rzagza11 9 років тому +355

    BY FAR the funniest character in the movie. Killed it almost to Les Grossman levels.

  • @richardcranium5801
    @richardcranium5801 2 роки тому +45

    I love how he just taped over his Dad’s nameplate and wrote his name instead 😂

  • @AlphaCompRepair
    @AlphaCompRepair 4 роки тому +457

    I worked for a guy just like this, the company failed, less than 3 years after he took over.

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion 4 роки тому +7

      Is the prick dead?

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 4 роки тому +35

      Was it Donald Trump Jr.?

    • @luisvazquez3322
      @luisvazquez3322 4 роки тому +25

      Did he call you gay boy?

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 4 роки тому +23

      @Michael Burger how the fuck did you come to the conclusion that I support Biden, based on this comment?

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 4 роки тому +33

      @@dylanwesley3964 because you're a clown that shows up in UA-cam comments to make clown analogies to politics. Even if you're not a Biden supporter, you're still clown enough.

  • @syddnorml
    @syddnorml 4 роки тому +311

    One of the most epic comedic scenes in cinematic history. So painfully, underrated.

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 Рік тому

      Despite its cast being popular..there were a lot of people who passed this flick up.

  • @GUFFmaster97
    @GUFFmaster97 6 років тому +1725

    "I've seen gay boys!"
    "Oh yeah? Where'd you see em?"
    Lmaooo
    0:53

    • @officialhunterwade4065
      @officialhunterwade4065 5 років тому +95

      GUFFmaster97 at ur house

    • @michaelwilliams369
      @michaelwilliams369 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @boldcounsel9406
      @boldcounsel9406 5 років тому +25

      Now im 2019, jokes like that are "homophobic" and not allowed.

    • @jonjay2909
      @jonjay2909 5 років тому +22

      @@boldcounsel9406 there allowed you just gotta have the balls to do them

    • @boldcounsel9406
      @boldcounsel9406 5 років тому +8

      @@jonjay2909
      I agree with the second part of your comment, but it proves my point.

  • @marceliangolmento6735
    @marceliangolmento6735 2 роки тому +32

    'Rolling around in a special little chair I know he up to something' omg this one killed me😂😂🤣

  • @SwornReaper
    @SwornReaper 9 років тому +1112

    "Sit"
    "Not a dog, Bob"
    "good boy"
    HAHAHHAAhaaaaaa

  • @KrazyFang1
    @KrazyFang1 5 років тому +41

    Colin had so much fun with this, you can tell.

  • @stephenbushong2791
    @stephenbushong2791 4 роки тому +267

    “I don’t want my money going to support monsters” 😂😂😂

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 2 роки тому +13

    I love how he wrote in tape and a sharpie over his dads name plaque like he couldn’t wait to take over and run the company into the ground. Love it

  • @ryanmckinnon857
    @ryanmckinnon857 10 років тому +472

    stay where you are marge....................congratulations

  • @صبحيأبولمعه
    @صبحيأبولمعه 8 років тому +305

    colin farell should have won an oscar for this

  • @AronHallan
    @AronHallan 7 років тому +153

    Colin Farrel in Horrible Bosses and Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, great casting choices

    • @tlahuicolexiii2844
      @tlahuicolexiii2844 5 років тому

      You're joking right? They're probably the dumbest characters ever!

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 5 років тому +13

      @@tlahuicolexiii2844 Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

    • @robroby7416
      @robroby7416 5 років тому

      Robert Downy jr. Not Tom cruis

  • @chrisbutton9974
    @chrisbutton9974 Рік тому +11

    Awesome acting by Farrell.
    Very underrated and the small details just brilliant!!!

  • @sonnybill8271
    @sonnybill8271 5 років тому +337

    “Im not a Dog Bobby”
    “Good Boy”
    😂 lol

  • @tube0981
    @tube0981 10 років тому +274

    Jason Sudeikis is supposed to be the one thats a comedic expert but Colin blew him out of the fucking water in this movie! Just goes to show how talented that guy is. I lost my shit on those whole segments. Fucking hilarious! He should do more roles like this. Id pay to watch the movie just to anticipate his small scenes.

    • @cjlake1233
      @cjlake1233 10 років тому +8

      LOL!! Yeah I just saw it on FX right now and it's fucking hilarious. I wish he hadn't died in the movie because I would've loved to see more of his character. His character was the funniest in the movie by far.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 7 років тому +6

      i think colin might have been on actual coke at the time.

    • @papertags
      @papertags 6 років тому

      Jason Bateman was hilarious in Smoking Aces

    • @rockrhymrr
      @rockrhymrr 6 років тому +6

      It wasn't a competition bro! It was their rolls

    • @lukelichtenthal5407
      @lukelichtenthal5407 6 років тому +1

      Antichrist2000 I thought Day was hilarious.

  • @SuperCitizenBane
    @SuperCitizenBane 9 років тому +391

    Give this man an Oscar!!!

  • @NeverDiesEver
    @NeverDiesEver Рік тому +23

    Colin is massively underrated, certified legend.

  • @TSUTT8
    @TSUTT8 9 років тому +558

    Special little secret chair Lol

  • @lukep2k362
    @lukep2k362 4 роки тому +168

    “You can’t take that it’s issued by the state!” “You’re looking at the state!”

    • @Jffeeney3rd
      @Jffeeney3rd 4 роки тому +19

      The state of Bobbyville!

    • @satan899
      @satan899 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jffeeney3rd that’d be a town

    • @Hostilethreat
      @Hostilethreat 3 роки тому +12

      United States of Me

  • @criticalbill2090
    @criticalbill2090 5 років тому +33

    I`ve always hailed Colin Farrell as one of the most versatile actors of today. This performance further proves my statement

  • @zacheryhouston4174
    @zacheryhouston4174 4 роки тому +109

    Collin Farrell played this part to perfection. Lmao I’m in tears 😭

  • @jovovichnik
    @jovovichnik 7 років тому +91

    The childish handwritten name alteration on the desk... nice touch.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 роки тому +41

    Farrell can do heavy drama, period roles, action, comedy...genius.

  • @00_JK_00
    @00_JK_00 Рік тому +4

    Colin Farrell deserved an Oscar for this. I'm not joking.

  • @luisfernandosantosn
    @luisfernandosantosn 4 роки тому +274

    I've worked in 1 medium family company and 1 family law firm and this movie reminded me of both cases. While the fathers that founded were good guys and built It from scratch the sons were retarted spoiled brats that when took over slowly lost cliente, antagonized the personnel and broke the business. I guess this is not uncommon worldwide.

    • @kitchentrout5867
      @kitchentrout5867 2 роки тому +11

      I’d say it’s uncommon for it NOT to happen in small to medium sized family businesses that don’t have contingencies that were put in place years beforehand to insure the competency of a son or daughter or other family member when they take over instead of just giving the keys to the castle to your dumbass children that never worked after you decide to peace out.

    • @Jdb63
      @Jdb63 Рік тому +6

      Put too much time into the business and not enough into raising their children to be good competent people

    • @David-sj4fk
      @David-sj4fk Рік тому

      Sounds pretty accurate.
      Like a guy that built an empire, and he gives birth to a very orange son who then becomes president over a large country through spouting hateful, ignorant lies that other dipshit cokehead sons agree with.

    • @flanagamer
      @flanagamer Рік тому +7

      Hell, just look what happened to Wal-Mart’s customer service after Sam Walton died. 😢

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 Рік тому

      Best part of your comment is spelling "retarded" wrong.

  • @jenniferHernandez-xm8kg
    @jenniferHernandez-xm8kg 3 роки тому +94

    He was my fav character in this movie. Unbelievably hilarious 🤣 everything from the speech, cadence, the balding the posture and mannerisms... had me in stitches

  • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
    @TheTrailerCREAT0R 7 років тому +434

    I want to see Bobby Pellit (Colin Ferrel) vs. Less Grossman (Tom Cruise)

    • @markian788
      @markian788 7 років тому +14

      BRO, your comment deserves a lot of likes, JACKPOT!

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 6 років тому +50

      Les Grossman would fucking annihilate him. It's be hard to watch.

    • @John-cq3hk
      @John-cq3hk 6 років тому +4

      Both are respected in character.

    • @MikeJones-lf4bl
      @MikeJones-lf4bl 6 років тому +8

      Uhhhhhh.... I think something like this might happen "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

    • @jamesalvarado3961
      @jamesalvarado3961 6 років тому +7

      Or even better...... Make a movie where they both Cross paths.

  • @zoeyv5229
    @zoeyv5229 2 роки тому +12

    That "where'd you see em?" was the most perfectly executed come back of all time

  • @999titu
    @999titu 3 роки тому +143

    "I don't give a fuck about local tribesmen getting cancer" the best goddamn line ever.
    "I am a green belt" is such an underrated line.

    • @abr5819
      @abr5819 Рік тому

      Best line ever your mom probably got something similar from some idiot who was a million miles away

    • @HeadstudiosAu
      @HeadstudiosAu Рік тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 Рік тому

      1:00

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 Рік тому

      I'm a green belt motherfucker!! 😂

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 11 місяців тому +1

      At this point, reading the comments, it seems like every line from Collin's is an "underrated line" 🤯🤯🤯😬😬😬🤷🤷🤷

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 5 років тому +184

    "they're not tribesmen its a modern society" I found that line so funny!haha....Colin Farrell should do more comedy!

  • @random-nz7dy
    @random-nz7dy 3 роки тому +25

    "you think I care about this company?? It's just an ATM to me." 😂😂😂
    If corporate bigwigs were honest that would be a very common phrase

  • @Saami_Apeiruss
    @Saami_Apeiruss Місяць тому +2

    Colin farrell is one of the most talented and underrated actors ever!! Big fan of this guy 🎉

  • @georgehenderson7783
    @georgehenderson7783 4 роки тому +39

    "3 hours late. What's the deal?"
    "I was at your father's funeral." 🤣

    • @AmericanBoy1776
      @AmericanBoy1776 3 роки тому

      Seriously hilarious 😂

    • @totterdell
      @totterdell 3 роки тому

      Checks his wrist where there's no watch at all kills us everytime 🤣😂

  • @aadodge6522
    @aadodge6522 6 років тому +8

    “And tell him, to leave his handicapped parking pass when he leaves.” Always fucking gets me.. 🤣😂

  • @danagasumova9179
    @danagasumova9179 4 роки тому +55

    I absolutely love Colin's delivery of his lines. His timing, cadence and tone are on point!

    • @adrianalvarez8119
      @adrianalvarez8119 Рік тому

      He prepared for this role staying 1 month with Elon Musk, the character wasn't going to be bald, but Colin wanted to portrait Elon in an accurate way

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 11 місяців тому

      Who the heck uses the word "cadence" ?
      I don't think anyone that uses such a word, should ever be trusted. 😬😬😬🤔🤔

  • @jagrcantakeyou
    @jagrcantakeyou 5 місяців тому +5

    Colin Farrelll fucking nails this role.
    "Where have you seen gay boys?"
    "At your...house."

  • @burmiester1
    @burmiester1 5 років тому +63

    I love how at 5:05 Bobby realized that Kurt was actually going to follow through with firing someone and had to come up with something to save face. He didn't think he was going to actually do it and he could get rid of the three people he hated. Such a hilarious role.

  • @Coolygirl031
    @Coolygirl031 10 років тому +202

    wtf those lines " but, it does matter now because hes in the ground" the way he says that lol and "I don't want my money going to support monsters" omfg xD

    • @LuciusArchangel
      @LuciusArchangel 10 років тому +5

      Polki Sa Zawsze Kieszonkowsze"Well guess what?.....Looks like we're right on schedule..."

  • @RedNovaMedia
    @RedNovaMedia 7 років тому +78

    I'm blown away by Colin's work, I didn't expect this amazing performance

    • @epaveee
      @epaveee 6 років тому +2

      Red Nova, try "In Bruges" or "Pride and Glory".

    • @burmiester1
      @burmiester1 5 років тому +1

      He's an amazing actor. He performed the Phone Booth monologue in one take so well that the whole set clapped after the shot was cut.

  • @darthwatson8274
    @darthwatson8274 2 роки тому +3

    "Well guess what, it looks like we're right on schedule, doesn't it?" I love the little sigh Jason Sudekis gives after that line hahahaha

  • @karthikravi3729
    @karthikravi3729 4 роки тому +181

    The amazing thing about this scene every time I re visit is to realize how good a boss Bobby father actually is... He manages business well in recession.. Sensitive to environment and responsible.. Doesn't fire people.. Empowers ppl with physical challenges.. Supports affected employees even after they don't work. . And from that to this 😂

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu 2 роки тому +3

      I've done small business consulting and it's more common than you think.

    • @rogergarrison4271
      @rogergarrison4271 2 роки тому +2

      Probably spoiled him too much as a kid. Ala Tom and Chet Hanks

    • @justinhopper5941
      @justinhopper5941 2 роки тому +8

      He should have fired hank though..he’s up to something

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 роки тому +1

      Makes you wonder how someone like Sutherland's character could have a son like Ferrel's character, they couldn't have been more different from each other. And Ferrel's character looked too different from Sutherland's to generically be his son. They should've made him his stepson, that would've made more sense because of their vast differences and because they couldn't get along. Sutherland seemed to like Kurt much more than his son.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 2 роки тому +1

      @@alvexok5523 Great men often have disappointing sons.

  • @rightuppercut1426
    @rightuppercut1426 5 років тому +270

    “I’m a green belt, MF” rofl. 🤣

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like that's more embarrassing than saying you're a black belt when it's obvious you're not lol

    • @youngsharmuta3691
      @youngsharmuta3691 4 роки тому +3

      @Xyliononophone Sylophophonocohama karate is for pussies do some muay thai and jiu jitsu

    • @frankiegee6135
      @frankiegee6135 4 роки тому

      Gëvin Ķates congratulations

  • @JeewanthaBandara
    @JeewanthaBandara 7 років тому +215

    Colin Farrell suffers in Hollywood for being quite handsome. He's not a traditional leading man. He's one of the best dramatic/comedic performers of his generation who's wrongly cast most of the time because of his looks

    • @MystikalScopeProductions
      @MystikalScopeProductions 6 років тому +10

      Jeewantha Bandara his recent work on the indie route is much better than his starting roles

    • @tabularasa9576
      @tabularasa9576 6 років тому +5

      Jeewantha Bandara I don't think he's handsome

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 6 років тому +15

      In Bruges: one of the funniest performances ever.

    • @vibes3360
      @vibes3360 6 років тому +5

      I know just how he feels

    • @Bigkahkistan
      @Bigkahkistan 6 років тому +13

      "suffers for being quite handsome"? aww boo hoo, poor guy

  • @drazenstan
    @drazenstan Рік тому +12

    - Sit!
    - I'm not a dog, Bobby.
    - Good boy.
    😂😂😂

  • @TylerDuckBeard
    @TylerDuckBeard 5 років тому +373

    "Where'd you see em?"
    "At...your...h- house"