HOW TO FIX A RECEDING HAIRLINE | Jeff's Barbershop ft. Zane Hijazi

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Check out the video I did with zane here on his channel 👇
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek  5 років тому +15954

    HEY GUYS THANSK FOR WASHN PLEASE DONT SAY BAD STUFF ABOUT OLD SPICE LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. I NEED THEM BACK BECAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BRICKS

    • @1996FordBronco
      @1996FordBronco 5 років тому +174

      Jeff Wittek why you sus af

    • @VargasLoneSurvivor
      @VargasLoneSurvivor 5 років тому +227

      okay daddy

    • @MaNdInErZ
      @MaNdInErZ 5 років тому +155

      jeff the bees are dying at an alarming rate pls save them

    • @jamysinstrobel
      @jamysinstrobel 5 років тому +12

      @@VargasLoneSurvivor the fuck?

    • @8111y
      @8111y 5 років тому +21

      sure, bricks...

  • @ZaneHijazi
    @ZaneHijazi 5 років тому +10581

    I lost Old Spice too because I don’t have hair anymore

  • @NickCorso
    @NickCorso 5 років тому +10229

    Did Jeff really just release hundreds of bees to make a buzz cut pun?

  • @Trickoryeet
    @Trickoryeet 5 років тому +11442

    Jeff is THE ONLY UA-camr that would release BEES in his own apartment for a buzz cut pun..... I love this man.

    • @blades4662
      @blades4662 5 років тому +63

      Rachel you’ve yet to seen Eric Andre

    • @WYAricky
      @WYAricky 5 років тому +33

      Wu Tang yeah but she is talking about UA-camRS

    • @nolmizzle
      @nolmizzle 5 років тому +13

      Wu Tang this show reminds me of Eric andres show

    • @Kittykattkait
      @Kittykattkait 5 років тому +2

      What’s not to love

    • @jeremiahhasiholan4349
      @jeremiahhasiholan4349 4 роки тому +6

      Your forgetting about filthy frank

  • @스노우걸
    @스노우걸 5 років тому +7236

    Why is jeff literally the psychotic gang boyfriend from every fanfic ever

    • @linareign8127
      @linareign8127 5 років тому +99

      im fucking crying

    • @xxalexxx7587
      @xxalexxx7587 5 років тому +32

      fanfics are gay

    • @user-fn2xz6ns7d
      @user-fn2xz6ns7d 5 років тому +24

      My thought EXACTLY

    • @tjcoolk
      @tjcoolk 5 років тому +7

      @@xxalexxx7587 I'll snort some Monster to that bro

    • @kitcatlord2590
      @kitcatlord2590 5 років тому +40

      @@xxalexxx7587 shhhh if you're not on Wattpad you shouldn't even be responding to this comment if you think fanfics are gay then you obviously haven't read yaoi

  • @lol5781
    @lol5781 5 років тому +4331

    He Looks like he's way too good at goodbyes

    • @melis1911
      @melis1911 5 років тому +11

      lmaoooo

    • @lauricemaelabrador
      @lauricemaelabrador 5 років тому +11

      Im dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @gainfz9037
      @gainfz9037 5 років тому +1

      He’s just sad stass is trailing on with another guy... lowkey I would too

    • @totallyawesome4ever1
      @totallyawesome4ever1 5 років тому +36

      lol you know hes not the only one🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mirandashana1806
      @mirandashana1806 5 років тому

      noooo😭💀💀

  • @grey6031
    @grey6031 5 років тому +1550

    zane looks so much better, he looks like he would live in the streets of brooklyn

    • @mass13344
      @mass13344 5 років тому +8

      looks italian lol

    • @abelking3407
      @abelking3407 5 років тому +5

      Yea or maybe in staten island

  • @laylaharrell1153
    @laylaharrell1153 5 років тому +4980

    jeff’s laugh is so cute but then you realize he’s laughing about bees tearing up zane’s insides

    • @rosiebrockway9333
      @rosiebrockway9333 5 років тому +53

      AS I READ THIS, IT WAS HAPPENING

    • @angela-fr6tu
      @angela-fr6tu 5 років тому +74

      I KNOWWWW ITS ADORABLE BUT LIKE SOMETIMES HE LAUGHS AT THE WRONG THINGS LMAOO

    • @jadecutajar2014
      @jadecutajar2014 5 років тому +9

      LKAO ALL THE COMMENTS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

    • @itsjjbtc
      @itsjjbtc 4 роки тому +7

      I WILL CONTINUE THE STREAK THEN

    • @tuning6924
      @tuning6924 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry guys

  • @AvielReyes
    @AvielReyes 4 роки тому +4882

    Jeff never laughs but when someone says something grotesque he giggles like a little girl.

  • @eleonoragladys
    @eleonoragladys 5 років тому +580

    Whenever Jeff's heavier New York accent comes out, I die a little. In the good way. It's so hot tbh

    • @amantokane
      @amantokane 5 років тому

      Eleonora 😂😂😂

    • @kaseyseidman6710
      @kaseyseidman6710 5 років тому +1

      I was just thinking this. He’s hot 😍

  • @Nessaaquarius1
    @Nessaaquarius1 5 років тому +3171

    jeff's eyes are strangely offputting but i'm also weirdly attracted to that psychotic stare of his *heart eyes*

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 років тому +74

      He has those pitch black shark eyes

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 5 років тому +19

      They remind me of the blank stare does give lol

    • @joyceyip5292
      @joyceyip5292 5 років тому +34

      he does it on purpose, hes a sarcastic genius

    • @sabrinaaini7781
      @sabrinaaini7781 5 років тому +9

      Joyce Yip HES so fucking funny hahahaha

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 5 років тому +3

      You Tube brown*

  • @siena4235
    @siena4235 5 років тому +6536

    this is the first video i’ve watched on this channel and i really did NOT except this much chaotic energy

  • @BearMarie96
    @BearMarie96 4 роки тому +930

    It actually does look a lot better. That blonde destroyed your ends and this cut gives your hair a new chance. Plus you look hot af.

  • @amalarora2752
    @amalarora2752 5 років тому +1170

    omg the only time jeff really laughed was when zane joked about him wanting bees to "tear him up inside" lmao serial killer vibes hahaha

    • @amantokane
      @amantokane 5 років тому

      Amal Arora 😂😂😂

    • @papiiclout5414
      @papiiclout5414 5 років тому +2

      Amal Arora i read this at the moment it happened in the video wth

    • @carlenemutiganda4457
      @carlenemutiganda4457 5 років тому +2

      Amal Arora 5:19

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 5 років тому

      lmfaoo

    • @scornchick
      @scornchick 5 років тому +1

      Lol i likes this serial killer in the making

  • @carolinebekeng4895
    @carolinebekeng4895 5 років тому +888

    There is literally no structure at all to this "show" but I love it and I don't know why.

    • @jamesgiammetta7696
      @jamesgiammetta7696 5 років тому +19

      There actually is, it's super well planned out. Pretty impressive and comes to show Jeff and co. actually have a good head on them

    • @blueflameangel5117
      @blueflameangel5117 5 років тому +3

      It’s a dope show

    • @gavinhare7612
      @gavinhare7612 5 років тому

      I hope his show gains more popularity it’s genuinely more entertaining than all this family friendly bullshit on UA-cam

    • @oa-7090
      @oa-7090 5 років тому +1

      i really hope mtv give him his own barbershop show, it would break records

  • @yeah2583
    @yeah2583 5 років тому +2834

    everytime i think hes reached peak psychopath he goes beyond..... "release the bees" are u KIDDING

    • @ThebittenTiger
      @ThebittenTiger 5 років тому +5

      layla, a rat which is worst David or Jeff? 😂😂😂

    • @caroline750
      @caroline750 5 років тому +1

      it was a fake skit? did you think it was real?

    • @lamb9770
      @lamb9770 5 років тому +3

      c w no it wasn’t lol he actually realest 1000 real bees in his apartment 💀

  • @micol1520
    @micol1520 5 років тому +1280

    Why does Jeff always look like he’s on the brink of a nervous breakdown

  • @alv2617
    @alv2617 5 років тому +1915

    Was it just me or did the spray thing actually help quite a bit?

    • @SwitchfootRocksUrBut
      @SwitchfootRocksUrBut 5 років тому +49

      The whole point is that it helps a bit

    • @Whitemilkenator
      @Whitemilkenator 5 років тому +3

      @@Squasheatspie May I know exactly what spray is that?

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 5 років тому +22

      Bigbig Baboon Balloon that’s the point ... no shit it helps. That’s why he used it

    • @joejoe77547
      @joejoe77547 5 років тому +1

      Whitemilkenator right

    • @Squasheatspie
      @Squasheatspie 5 років тому +15

      Whitemilkenator I use “L’Oréal magic root cover up” in dark blonde, Jeff probably uses something more expensive though. You can buy that at Walmart or CVS even I think. The spray is slightly darker than my natural but i apply it lightly and it’s not noticeable. They also sell products like this in powder form which some people prefer but I like to graffiti my scalp

  • @radiateurfou185
    @radiateurfou185 5 років тому +407

    The only time Jeff laugh was when Zane talked about getting his inside teared by bees...

  • @amantokane
    @amantokane 5 років тому +485

    Bro I swear Jeff’s accent is godly😂

  • @faisalsaadat3671
    @faisalsaadat3671 4 роки тому +956

    Zane: Makes a good joke
    Jeff: doesn't laugh
    Zane: Talks about being killed by bees
    Jeff: He he
    5:26

    • @vladm.6859
      @vladm.6859 4 роки тому

      You have 526 likes

    • @michaelshoemonster563
      @michaelshoemonster563 3 роки тому

      Zane isn’t funny 🤷‍♂️

    • @tired7519
      @tired7519 3 роки тому +7

      @@michaelshoemonster563 bruh you must have the dryest and saddest sense of humour ever lmao

  • @siennabishop739
    @siennabishop739 5 років тому +1234

    zane : *i wanna swallow bees and die i want them to sting my insides*
    jeff : *laughing uncontrollably*

  • @gabbypise5926
    @gabbypise5926 5 років тому +309

    For real tho his hair looks so much better after Jeff cut it

  • @NickCorso
    @NickCorso 5 років тому +781

    Jeff just cuts peoples hair so he can roast them and get all of his prison aggression out

    • @noobsgonewild2736
      @noobsgonewild2736 5 років тому +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣😂😭

    • @Floglo
      @Floglo 5 років тому +2

      Lmaooo fo sure

    • @saucegotti9416
      @saucegotti9416 5 років тому +1

      He never been to prison

  • @jadenmendez8759
    @jadenmendez8759 4 роки тому +401

    zane actually doesn’t look bad with that haircut

  • @strawberrysoup202
    @strawberrysoup202 5 років тому +973

    Dayum it looks like Zane lost 20 pounds after that haircut

    • @kridonut
      @kridonut 5 років тому +1

      Noorajasmine its cause his beard wasn’t cleaned up

  • @jahnae_0
    @jahnae_0 5 років тому +706

    “this is the best transformation because he actually looks good” 😂

    • @amantokane
      @amantokane 5 років тому +1

      Jahnae Edwards facts. But his blonde shit didn’t look that decent

    • @amantokane
      @amantokane 5 років тому

      I meant it didn’t look that bad😂

  • @matthewtollett8126
    @matthewtollett8126 4 роки тому +975

    okay but anyone else notice at 1:49 when he casually lifts his shirt up bc me too

    • @lailagaut9973
      @lailagaut9973 4 роки тому +53

      lmao im watching this video for the first time and rewatched the clip because i didnt think it was real for a second, but i noticed it too lol

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 роки тому +9

      Dude I noticed and fealt attacked!!!

    • @214bands8
      @214bands8 4 роки тому +27

      why is Jeff the hottest man alive wtf

    • @KINGWESTCOAST
      @KINGWESTCOAST 4 роки тому +1

      Nah

    • @vr2723
      @vr2723 4 роки тому +1

      I thought I was the only one 👀❤️

  • @sammiconley
    @sammiconley 5 років тому +1067

    DID JEFF REALLY LOSE OLD SPICE nooooooooooooo i was expecting him to be the spokesman at some point lol

    • @RedScreenProd.
      @RedScreenProd. 5 років тому +44

      it was a 4 episode series hes aight

    • @gabrielsoubra7647
      @gabrielsoubra7647 5 років тому +1

      Can you guys drop a sub to my UA-cam channel? I would mean a lot and I'm trying to get to 20 sub's 😭😭😭

    • @patrickcolin7073
      @patrickcolin7073 5 років тому +11

      @@gabrielsoubra7647 Everyone knows that all the big UA-camrs got their starts by begging for subs in comment sections

  • @GirlNo111
    @GirlNo111 5 років тому +721

    Zane looks SOOOOOOO much better. Great job, Jeff

    • @mezzadontplay
      @mezzadontplay 5 років тому +1

      SAD :( ua-cam.com/video/-Wp9mEJh6AA/v-deo.html

    • @aria6725
      @aria6725 5 років тому +6

      MezzaDontPlay dude don’t plug your shit

  • @whatupkid12
    @whatupkid12 5 років тому +663

    Jeff is right Zane. That dried out yellow rag doll hair had to go. You look decent now.

    • @fatbunny606
      @fatbunny606 5 років тому +3

      Mk J i think he looks nicer with longer hair tho

    • @luka0008
      @luka0008 5 років тому +16

      That’s the most back handed compliment. Why couldn’t you just say he looks nice.

    • @dav2830
      @dav2830 5 років тому +1

      this niggas profile pic is his closet like it doesn’t look like shit 🤣💀

    • @whatupkid12
      @whatupkid12 5 років тому

      @KVNG JAY haha that's so funny isn't it. Your soooo funny.

    • @whatupkid12
      @whatupkid12 5 років тому

      @@dav2830 it looks like shit? It looks fine and it's a random picture.

  • @shayc693
    @shayc693 5 років тому +173

    Jeff’s laugh at 5:28 is literally the most heart warming thing I’ve ever heard

  • @lukeswin117
    @lukeswin117 5 років тому +1200

    The real shock will come when zane gets out the shower and the spray has washed off

    • @marco.ibarraa
      @marco.ibarraa 5 років тому +21

      It won't if its waterproof I'll last for a couple weeks

    • @Rnfjaydee
      @Rnfjaydee 5 років тому +1

      JamesCharles959 gfa Yee

  • @bellagomez2833
    @bellagomez2833 5 років тому +161

    I only have one question for zane and it's how he got his start, we've all been wondering, you should've asked him

  • @edyliemendez2131
    @edyliemendez2131 4 роки тому +248

    Zane: I don’t want a buzz cut
    Jeff: *gives him a buzz cut*

    • @LauraVittadini
      @LauraVittadini 3 роки тому +6

      Lesson learned: When you get your hair done by Jeff, just tell him you don't want what you want.

  • @annaruss8
    @annaruss8 5 років тому +1571

    unpopular opinion: i wanna see jeff cut david's hair

    • @jacobromero5721
      @jacobromero5721 5 років тому +31

      Anna Russ David’s has very very thin hair he’s prematurely balding it would look horrible if he even cleaned up his rats nest he calls hair, but he should definitely get him in the chair and braid it or lock it up.

    • @rylielopez9841
      @rylielopez9841 5 років тому +60

      Bruhh everyone's been saying they want Jeff to cut David's hair, not just you. It's not an "unpopular opinion." 😂

    • @blackrock3402
      @blackrock3402 5 років тому +9

      Anna Russ what’s your IG

    • @rylielopez9841
      @rylielopez9841 5 років тому +9

      Anna Russ yeah it's actually not unpopular at all! So wild.

    • @KalvinPatel
      @KalvinPatel 5 років тому +2

      Did Jeff really lose old spice as a sponsor lmao?

  • @phisalaymang9869
    @phisalaymang9869 5 років тому +425

    You never know what Jeff is feeling. Even if he’s mad you can’t tell

    • @Hugging1D
      @Hugging1D 5 років тому +11

      Its the botox

    • @rosiebrockway9333
      @rosiebrockway9333 5 років тому

      @@Hugging1D 😂😂😂😂

    • @shqnel9046
      @shqnel9046 5 років тому +3

      Nd U can never believe someone when they only tell their side of the story and try and make the person look like a bad person smh

    • @kendallkacker
      @kendallkacker 2 роки тому

      @@Hugging1D suiiiikjjujzlll

  • @Gocryyourselftosleepehek
    @Gocryyourselftosleepehek 4 роки тому +179

    WHY THE “JOHNY DEPP” LOOKS A LOT LIKE BILLY RAY CYRUS

  • @oscarp5632
    @oscarp5632 5 років тому +361

    so just because your good looking you think u can not upload for 3 weeks

  • @hellokittied
    @hellokittied 5 років тому +1960

    *_his hair style reminds me of sam smith's hairstyle._*

    • @heytay24
      @heytay24 5 років тому +2

      neena holy shit ....

    • @grenadre682
      @grenadre682 5 років тому

      Ok

    • @chris-5767
      @chris-5767 5 років тому +3

      Sam smith sucks, charlie puth is better

    • @hellokittied
      @hellokittied 5 років тому +6

      @@chris-5767 eh

    • @isabellaedits
      @isabellaedits 5 років тому

      Christopher Corado charlie is a legend

  • @justdought3262
    @justdought3262 5 років тому +517

    Jeff should make his own old spice brand

    • @gallopocusgallopocus2250
      @gallopocusgallopocus2250 5 років тому

      Fight Me fr

    • @gabrielsoubra7647
      @gabrielsoubra7647 5 років тому +1

      Can you guys drop a sub to my UA-cam channel? I would mean a lot and I'm trying to get to 20 sub's 😭😭😭

    • @Tyler-we6jv
      @Tyler-we6jv 5 років тому +1

      @@gabrielsoubra7647 i got u man :)

    • @maryamm899
      @maryamm899 5 років тому +3

      ur_boi_gib ? I don’t got you sorry :(

    • @gabrielsoubra7647
      @gabrielsoubra7647 5 років тому +1

      @@maryamm899 its OK, luv u

  • @isabellaoliver5158
    @isabellaoliver5158 5 років тому +132

    I love how he makes them wait in a closet to introduce them 😂

    • @LauraVittadini
      @LauraVittadini 3 роки тому +3

      He's definitely made a lot of people come out of the closet.

  • @maddy7230
    @maddy7230 5 років тому +511

    “HOW TO FIX A RECEDING HAIRLINE” damn he really did zane like that😭😳💀

    • @criesingucciii
      @criesingucciii 5 років тому +1

      MY.CAMACHOS zane*

    • @maddy7230
      @maddy7230 5 років тому +2

      kelly LMAO IM CLOWN FOR TJAT😭😭😭

    • @cdben4671
      @cdben4671 5 років тому +1

      He does have a receding headline tho

  • @StayOverThereChild
    @StayOverThereChild 5 років тому +668

    So we’re just gonna ignore the bees...
    k

    • @dorothymawson5950
      @dorothymawson5950 5 років тому +7

      They're pretty much no bee's left on earth so.. .

    • @katiecadenhead2569
      @katiecadenhead2569 5 років тому +4

      Dorothy Mawson cause they were al realized in his apartment 😂

    • @Yellow.1844
      @Yellow.1844 5 років тому

      #Freethebeez

  • @umluffy
    @umluffy 5 років тому +287

    nobody:
    jeff: “i think you look tough”

    • @misterf00l
      @misterf00l 4 роки тому +3

      He looks tough. He has that fighter look.

  • @patrickstar5489
    @patrickstar5489 5 років тому +225

    I like how in a previous episode Jeff joked about the fact that the old spice part of the neon sign was detachable so if they ever dropped him as a sponsor he could take it off and still have his Jeff's barbershop sign 😂😂

  • @aznczn6089
    @aznczn6089 5 років тому +822

    is it just me or jeff is laughing a lot in this episode compared to the previous ones?

    • @bryhalla
      @bryhalla 5 років тому +22

      jw lg they are a lot closer now 😄

    • @alexdrelich6525
      @alexdrelich6525 5 років тому +21

      I think his previous videos were forced because of the sponsorships but this one is just purely fun and enjoyment

    • @sarahigg8898
      @sarahigg8898 5 років тому +5

      And they’re both high lol

    • @matthewmoua509
      @matthewmoua509 5 років тому +1

      jw lg cause he’s happy he didnt have to advertise some old spice 🤣

    • @jamesshrestha9620
      @jamesshrestha9620 5 років тому +1

      Look at that profile pic 😀😁😂

  • @rous416
    @rous416 5 років тому +212

    zane talking about prison and jeff correcting him 😂

  • @morganaring
    @morganaring 5 років тому +109

    Forget Old Spice, now we can have Jeff’s spicy humor back 😉

  • @lesliejimenez1369
    @lesliejimenez1369 5 років тому +131

    “This is the best transformation yet because he actually looked good” I died

  • @chrome7695
    @chrome7695 5 років тому +113

    Zane- Look me in the eyes and tell me I look great
    Jeff- So how did you get your start

  • @Sawlger
    @Sawlger 4 роки тому +98

    The only person Jeff's put actual hairstyling effort on is Zane 😂. It shows. it was unexpectedly awesome both times tbh

    • @danielhumerez6045
      @danielhumerez6045 4 роки тому +7

      Sawlger he’s a good ass barber the Jeff looks good on anyone. He made Jason turn from looking like a homeless meth addict to a decent looking guy. Next person who needs to change their style is David his hair looks like shit

  • @angelmarie645
    @angelmarie645 5 років тому +60

    Ugh. jeff's smile is always on point

  • @jamiegordon7845
    @jamiegordon7845 5 років тому +564

    Jeff: * lifts shirt to wipe his face*
    Me: *pauses screen to stare at abs*

    • @Paul-iq6ut
      @Paul-iq6ut 5 років тому +4

      Jamie Gordon timestamp PLEASE?!

    • @jomami3704
      @jomami3704 5 років тому +10

      @@Paul-iq6ut 1:49

    • @Jellybean7620
      @Jellybean7620 5 років тому +1

      I did too

    • @user-3dfhdha24
      @user-3dfhdha24 5 років тому +1

      wtf

    • @To3brny
      @To3brny 5 років тому +1

      Why do all American girls so thirsty all the time!!!

  • @Ricardooo._.273
    @Ricardooo._.273 5 років тому +108

    Jeff: Keep your head straight
    Zane: **keeps talking and moving his head**
    Jeff: Keep your head straight
    Zane: **keeps talking and moving his head**
    Jeff: Keep your head straight
    Zane: **keeps talking and moving his head**

  • @lin8929
    @lin8929 5 років тому +54

    Jeff please make a workout channel, I really wanna get fit but I don’t know how to start working out properly. You really inspire me please make a workout channel pleaseeeeeee

    • @hunimoonz
      @hunimoonz 4 роки тому +3

      you can do it yourself buddy just start believing in yourself stop depending on people start with pushups and situps everyday go for runs

    • @3433-t1o
      @3433-t1o 4 роки тому

      Just do what forest gump did and never stop running

  • @elena10k
    @elena10k 5 років тому +434

    Sociopath Jeff is my favourite Jeff.
    *Period.*

  • @waynepettry1730
    @waynepettry1730 5 років тому +121

    LMAOOo he didn't really lose the sponsor... they only signed the deal for X amount of videos so it was up regardless lol

    • @blueflameangel5117
      @blueflameangel5117 5 років тому +2

      Wayne Pettry he added his “comedic twist” though

  • @dianacuevas4970
    @dianacuevas4970 5 років тому +168

    He reminds me of Sam Smith a bit, Jeff you fricking wizard

    • @Juaiv
      @Juaiv 5 років тому +1

      Ocean Man he’s way to good at goodbyes

    • @carldinebando4118
      @carldinebando4118 5 років тому

      Juaiv De Rothschild Good One 😂😂👌

  • @lmaourmom4926
    @lmaourmom4926 5 років тому +74

    “Best transformation yet.... Bc he actually looks good” -Jeff 2019😂

  • @Cxhyly
    @Cxhyly 5 років тому +428

    Jeff: “... and now it’s deleted..”
    Zane: “like my hair”

  • @williamnorsworthy3225
    @williamnorsworthy3225 5 років тому +127

    Jeff: tells someone to juul once
    Juul inc: get this man a brand deal!!!

  • @toastedclubsandwich
    @toastedclubsandwich 4 роки тому +92

    "k-keep, keep, keep y-, keep your, keep y-your h-, k-kee-, keep your head straight"

  • @alee_floo
    @alee_floo 5 років тому +923

    Your Videos Are Giving Me “The Eric Andre Show” Vibes Lol

    • @Vagabond_Shinobi
      @Vagabond_Shinobi 5 років тому +11

      Thats exactly what I thought

    • @kingjohndancing7147
      @kingjohndancing7147 5 років тому +11

      Alejandra Flores its the vibe he goes for

    • @alee_floo
      @alee_floo 5 років тому +1

      king john dancing I Deadass Didn’t Know That Lmaoo Well He Is Doing A Great Job At It Lol

    • @alee_floo
      @alee_floo 5 років тому

      SpiritedRonin Right! Lol He Doing A Great Job

    • @NicoRudu
      @NicoRudu 5 років тому +1

      YES

  • @blxoo8686
    @blxoo8686 5 років тому +19

    Jeff gives off such a calm chaotic energy

  • @lostelbow
    @lostelbow 5 років тому +14

    This one really stepped up the bits. The coffee, Bee's, Johnny Depp endorsement and just overall editing. Fantastic episode.

  • @Michelle-nu8tp
    @Michelle-nu8tp 4 роки тому +85

    “I’m gonna keep this hair cut forever”
    _few months later_
    *Gets hairplants*

  • @got7jacksonislife955
    @got7jacksonislife955 5 років тому +289

    Barely started, hope he asks how zane got his start 😂😂

    • @Kava829
      @Kava829 5 років тому +2

      Got7 Jackson is life Jackson 💗

  • @carlosjusino4965
    @carlosjusino4965 5 років тому +447

    I hate how the spray paint actually worked 😂😂

    • @AWSOME91000
      @AWSOME91000 5 років тому +25

      It was hair in a can. Look it up

    • @goons4700
      @goons4700 5 років тому

      TheGrtfy Zane did like it

  • @arissa9006
    @arissa9006 5 років тому +1306

    Jeff's a really good lookin dude but theres sumn in his eyes. I dont know if its pain, hate, anger, fucking straight madness, its scary
    -edit SINCE SOME OF YALL WANNA GET PRESSED LMAO THIS IS A JOKE LMAO

    • @AngelAdrian563
      @AngelAdrian563 5 років тому +72

      Its his internet character 😂

    • @itdoesntmatter1862
      @itdoesntmatter1862 5 років тому +45

      @@AngelAdrian563 something in his eyes means deep inside from his actual being.

    • @MsStellarBeam
      @MsStellarBeam 5 років тому +82

      Lol I see it too, it's that sparkle in his eyes that concerns me a little...but I'm also attracted to it, I'm not gonna lie lmao.

    • @ninadiaz6881
      @ninadiaz6881 5 років тому +30

      It’s hot as fuck

    • @AngelAdrian563
      @AngelAdrian563 5 років тому +9

      @@itdoesntmatter1862 this is his character, i highly doubt this person meant looking in his eyes they noticed his emotions. 😂 this is his character, have you seen movies and actors its the same thing but for UA-cam.

  • @spookybugz2113
    @spookybugz2113 4 роки тому +392

    Jeff is literally the only reason I consider myself bi instead of lesbian.

  • @rikke4654
    @rikke4654 5 років тому +139

    zane: I want the bees to tear me up inside
    jeff: **laughs hysterically**
    r we ok today jeff? no?

  • @Zillyzeke
    @Zillyzeke 5 років тому +105

    LOOKING LIKE SAM SMITH I actually like it
    Good Looks Jeff

  • @laurenmcdonald4736
    @laurenmcdonald4736 5 років тому +19

    jeff accent makes “start” so much better

  • @peany7514
    @peany7514 5 років тому +46

    Hey Jeff maybe next time Zane is on the show can you please let us know how he got his start?

    • @deed8971
      @deed8971 5 років тому

      Zane got his start From vine just search up Zane Hijazi old vines

  • @nathanvarela8067
    @nathanvarela8067 5 років тому +90

    At 4:02 when he had to keep saying “keep your head straight”😂😂

  • @ItsNiiko
    @ItsNiiko 5 років тому +77

    Been waiting for another Zane Haircut 😂🔥

  • @esrakoc7157
    @esrakoc7157 5 років тому +116

    Nobody:
    Jeffs laugh: he he he ha ha he hihah heh

  • @jvydub
    @jvydub 5 років тому +86

    Damn I just bought some spiffy pomade yesterday now I got to return it

  • @AberD_
    @AberD_ 5 років тому +17

    Honestly, looks so good. You can tell Zane was so anxious about this whole thing but it looks so nice once the back was all faded

  • @laurenmcdonald4736
    @laurenmcdonald4736 5 років тому +60

    awww jeff u look extra adorable in this video. love u

  • @mxp6725
    @mxp6725 5 років тому +62

    “Welcome back to another. I’m your host Jeff” 💀

  • @timberrose5502
    @timberrose5502 5 років тому +53

    Honestly Zane looks super hot with the hair cut not gonna lie 😅🤷🏽‍♀️❤️

    • @dttkku3954
      @dttkku3954 5 років тому

      agree, he looks like a greek god right there

  • @lebomogoboya8689
    @lebomogoboya8689 5 років тому +59

    Florida man gets buzz cut with bees.

  • @joenunes5966
    @joenunes5966 5 років тому +397

    Title: How to fix a receeding hairline.
    *Jojo Siwa's hairline would like to know your location.*

  • @bryhalla
    @bryhalla 5 років тому +310

    9:48 I’m dead when he tassed Oscar that’s why it looks so real because IT’S REAL! 😂😂
    And.. Jeff is right, that blond hair needs to go.

    • @niamhisullivan8617
      @niamhisullivan8617 5 років тому

      Tased*

    • @bryhalla
      @bryhalla 5 років тому

      Mike Oxlong oh righhht I was about to edit it but I forgot lol

  • @arisultani1088
    @arisultani1088 5 років тому +77

    No ones gonna talk about Boom playing?😂

  • @zewdiebeyene4212
    @zewdiebeyene4212 5 років тому +48

    Theres that PHSYCO ENERGY, WE MISSED YOU BUDDY🦶🏽

  • @zakkasu
    @zakkasu 5 років тому +32

    Tbh, this humor kind of feels like "The Eric Andre Show." Random stuff is happening, look alike celebrities, the interview, and it's not supposed to feel comfortable. It's what Eric Andre said, "we like to torture the guests"

  • @jamiedubon6720
    @jamiedubon6720 5 років тому +179

    ok but, is nobody gonna point out his freaking ABS

  • @carasuni8076
    @carasuni8076 5 років тому +19

    4:52 i really thought that zane was missing half of his arm for 2 solid seconds

  • @journeymariereacts
    @journeymariereacts 5 років тому +80

    Jeff: this is the best transformation because he actually looks good
    Everyone who’s been on here: am I a joke to you?

  • @thisiscara9045
    @thisiscara9045 5 років тому +4

    i only started watching your videos today, and i have to say Jeff, this is one of the most creative and entertaining concepts for a series i’ve seen on youtube, and the format and environment you create and shoot it in sends it flying into one of my favorites.
    i find it to be a breath of fresh hair amidst the old same content that it’s being put out every day on this platform.
    ok i’ll stop writing now.
    keep up the good work!

  • @skunknblunt
    @skunknblunt 5 років тому +77

    “We didn’t kill any bees in the process”
    “Jeff, the cameras off, what’d you do to the bees?”
    “They’re all dead”

  • @chelseastewart3433
    @chelseastewart3433 5 років тому +82

    no one:
    Actually no one:
    Jeff: Ke- Kee- keep your head straight. Keep your head straight

  • @victorfranklin1958
    @victorfranklin1958 5 років тому +36

    I'm glad the outro song is back that was my favorite part

  • @user-fn2xz6ns7d
    @user-fn2xz6ns7d 5 років тому +7

    When Jeff just teasers him and the laughs I burst out laughing. His humour is dark but I still love him. He's genuinelly one of a few guys that I would actually think of being with HAHA TO BAD IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN 😅😭

  • @qi9m-809
    @qi9m-809 5 років тому +66

    can we get new guests in the show? matt king, alex, big nick, logan paul, dolan twins, kian etc.

    • @lordjesus5405
      @lordjesus5405 5 років тому

      qi9m - No

    • @Jack-gs4fi
      @Jack-gs4fi 5 років тому

      Logan wouldn't let anyone go near his horrific hairline

  • @dulceortega2844
    @dulceortega2844 5 років тому +79

    Get Colgate to sponsor🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

  • @Robles7432
    @Robles7432 5 років тому +108

    Okay Jeff but like can you give Dave a cut? Idk transform him with a new hairstyle. Plus that would be your most viewed video no doubt. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺