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connecting the fight club story with jeff and todd was actually genius edit: after reading the comments i dont think anyone here has seen fight club omg
@@alvinmwangi1 it was actually so smart, this is probably the best show on youtube because of attention to detail he puts in and his dry humour is hilarious i also just busted after seeing he liked my comment
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. Jeff is the most creative in the whole vlog squad and has the most upside. Dude is gonna make it even bigger than he is now. And I’m here for it. He has the looks, the charisma, the swagger. He will be in movies.
He won’t. Literally every single UA-camr from Gus Johnson to his brother Sven, to David Dobrik, to Trevor Wallace, they ALL want to become actors and make it in Hollywood. But even then - there’s just no way. Better chance any of those guys will win the lottery, honestly. Doesn’t matter how talented, funny, charismatic you are, it’s all luck (in a way) Frankly, Jonah has the best chance of actually making it. Or Nick. Whatever his name really is
@@flyinglions2223 I have.. Multiple times.. Still a mind fuck type of episode, nonetheless. I understand that's Jeff's style of videos and that's why I love it
I love how Jeff manipulated Todd into dying his with just 9 word “Todd is the coolest guy in the vlog squad!” and repeated that sentence until Todd stared liking the sound of those 9 words that he started nodding his head to it
Can we appreciate that this is actually one of the best Fight Club references of the last decade. Usually they’ll just say some bullshit like “don’t talk about Fight Club” or “HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON” but they did those and way more, the fur coat and hustler shirt are things only legit fans remember. Nigga this movie came out like almost 25 years ago 😂
Technically it's just hair stuff; Realistcally Jeff took this whole show to the Next Level in terms of 'show' and production. Really well done, keep doing it Jeff :)
He reminds me of Robert Downey Junior. Does he not? In order: -been in jail -looked good in jail -came out looking good -became famous -did every child’s dream (David Dobrik for example) -still look good
I love how Jeff prob starts off with a lil video idea like “yea dude let’s make a vid like fight club where me and you are brad Pitt and Ed Norton” but then his imagination just runs away and this happens.
This content is whole new level of greatness. The originality is is a breath of fresh air on UA-cam. As these large media companies are late to the party and just now venturing into short form content, I wouldn’t be surprised to be watching this on complex or vice. Maybe showtime even. Right after Desus & Mero.
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Hey Jeff
9th
Cut natalie’s hair
Shut up jeff
I already have that
Guys don’t actually dislike the vid for mike the dislikes hurt my self esteem. Just leave a hate comment if you don’t like mike 👍
whats megan's @
Don't tell me what to do jeff!
Yeah shut up Jeff
@@malik0394 she fine..
sounds good
My favorite one so far
Same
why doesn't this have more likes lol
Jeff is my favorite. We need more Jeff.
Look its the guy who doesn't have any black people in his vlogs
same!!! lil dipper
connecting the fight club story with jeff and todd was actually genius
edit: after reading the comments i dont think anyone here has seen fight club omg
RIGHT!! from the camera operators looking the same (durans henchmen) too the subtle glitch when Jeff is talking
@@alvinmwangi1 it was actually so smart, this is probably the best show on youtube because of attention to detail he puts in and his dry humour is hilarious
i also just busted after seeing he liked my comment
Nerf seeing everyone being chaotic and participating by peeing on the floor lmfao, i love it
Just looking for answers
Hes blind lmao
He peed cuz he’s old lol
Nerf didn't see, he never sees 😭
@@azeenanj9185 this comment section has me dead
The commitment Jeff puts to each character he is each year is amazing. Last year he KILLED the joker and this year he really KILLED playing brad .
I never had a reason to look forward to halloween until I discovered Jeff
W
Jeff has to have the most, best consistent quality vids.
Teeqo
not as quality as when he started, but that’s to be expected of every channel
Nah NELK boys are better
Most best ?
Consistently trash videos
It sounds like everyone in this show is high and drunk but I can’t stop watching it
Brooo if only you knew... they are almost always high and drunk (some of them mostly guests and the main editor)
Why would that make someone want to stop watching lol
Bulleit Bourbon best whiskey yo
I feel like Jeff is the type of guy who would instigate a cult and everyone would follow accidentally. 😂
so kinda like Klaus from Umbrella Academy?
Hes too pretty
I'm joining
@@casspurrwaspurr4716 no one ever makes a reference to this show
wait, instigate a cult? like make one mad?
“ if I hit him he’s going to sue me” most underrated joke in the vid
When?
@@Maititis 3:22
@@Maititis when Jeff wants Jonah to hit Mike, he’s Jewish so he’s making a Jew joke
Wait why what’s that a reference to? Has he sued someone before?
I thought i was the only one who got this dark ass joke
Petition to bring Alex Ernst to the Barbershop
I sign
Why, he buzzes his hair everyday 😂
he’ll kill jeff
Too much chaotic energy in one room.
YES
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. Jeff is the most creative in the whole vlog squad and has the most upside. Dude is gonna make it even bigger than he is now. And I’m here for it. He has the looks, the charisma, the swagger. He will be in movies.
He won’t. Literally every single UA-camr from Gus Johnson to his brother Sven, to David Dobrik, to Trevor Wallace, they ALL want to become actors and make it in Hollywood. But even then - there’s just no way. Better chance any of those guys will win the lottery, honestly. Doesn’t matter how talented, funny, charismatic you are, it’s all luck (in a way)
Frankly, Jonah has the best chance of actually making it. Or Nick. Whatever his name really is
He really is the most creative by far you can’t even agrue that
Best Pixies remix ever
Link?
What’s the song tho?
oh yeah
Where is my mind? By Pixies - good song btw but Jeff’s remix is better lol
@@Manchenzooo it’s a cover, with different lyrics, of “Where is my Mind” by The Pixies, .......amazing band!!
i was acting;
i knew he was dying my hair
surrrree
Tod
Duh!
Thats what they all say..
You dyed your own hair
“I wish I could have blonde hair but the Mafia would kick me out” - Jeff Wittek 😂😂😂
Took me 8 minutes to realize how insanely perf3ct this episode is. Even the camera crew slowly deteriorating
the parody of "where is my mind" was gold
“You’re still worrying about what people think, you’re still not free”
pack up eren yeagar
@@abdulrhmanawad909 🥵🥵🥵
Jean paul satre
@@abdulrhmanawad909 PFFFFFT I LOVE U
@@abdulrhmanawad909 bro i just got on season 2
4:44 when Mike stands up like he’s gonna do something then Jeff slaps him again, I died.
I watched it 3x. Funnier every time 😂
Poor mike
Jonah is about to receive a phone call from UFC president Dana White.
Lol
That leg kick was filthy af
Why does this feel like a finale to Jeff's Barbershop?
peep the new vid homie
It was bc of the music. I felt that vibe, too
Coming back now it really lines up.
It was one of the last as of now
season finale, new seasons dropping now.
Jeff is the most unique person on the vlog squad it’s so entertaining to watch him
Jeff's the only UA-camr that has me confused for 12 minutes straight. Wtf did I just watch hahaha
their is no jeff u just watched todds barbershop
You probably have never seen Fight Club..
@@flyinglions2223 I have.. Multiple times..
Still a mind fuck type of episode, nonetheless. I understand that's Jeff's style of videos and that's why I love it
WATCH THE MOVIE FIGHT CLUB
This show has literally just turned into chaos
People who haven’t seen fight club must be so confused
Where do u see it
It’s a movie
@@george-xz9hw oh
i am always confused when i watch jeff and this just adds up to the confusment
I watched this video when it came out. Yesterday I saw Fight Club and this shit spoiled me the plot twist 😂
Jeff singing “I hope I don’t get copyrighted for this, yeah” to the tune of Where is My Mind killed me
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS SEARCHING FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THE MUSIC
nerf really said, "well i guess Ill just piss on the floor"
😂😂
Did he really?
I feel like Someone sprayed a water bottle when he was streching or something 😂😂
This might be one of the best videos jeff’s ever put out, it’s got everything and everything is a masterpiece
Finallyyy some one said it!
Everyone’s in 100% so it’s cool as fuck
PLEASE BRING ALEX ERNST TO THE BARBER SHOP.
He's gonna need more tables...
Wish granted
Jeff is one of the only people that can make an advert entertaining 😂
Nah Danny Duncan does
Mike Majlak, thanks to Amara maple or Lana rhoades depending on the platform that u watch her on, makes the best ads ong
@@geoffrey9825 Well not anymore
You should watch Mike Majlak vlogs, he also makes adverts very entertaining.
Facts bro
Todd breaking out of that chair was probably the manliest thing he’s ever done
TRUE
he was extremely angry hahhaha
todd breaking out of the chair was the most impressive thing ive seen on this show yet haha
6:40
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Scott: “If I had a tumour, I’d name it Megan”
todd was about to say it
@@jacobhughes3512 He couldn't tho
@@Max25670 why not
@@Max25670 he was going to just scott came in and said it
its a reference to fight club
probably one of jeff’s best videos in a while
Agreed
Indeed
“That whole time I was kissing Nathalie it was actually Todd” SAVAGE 😂
This dude be throwing hella shade lol
The sketchiest person to show up at Jeff's door is Jeff
Still warms my hearty that Jeff announces from the rooftops that jonah is his best friend LOL
Wherever I have gone
Where?
Jeff's getting dangerously close to Brad Pitt levels of hot.
he does have the flight club fit on
Yooo do you play Brawlhalla? I think i have you on my friend list.
@@thecetin3214 Nah, I don't. Sorry
and I ain't mad about it
Jeff’s videos are a virtual representation of my brain while I’m at school
same actually nothing makes sense but at the same time everything is right
ALL OVER THE PLACE😂😂 Thats mine after Virtually teaching my kindergartener!🤦
This show has become the most organised mess if that makes sense
Jeff’s the funniest member of the squad, change my mind
Jeff: "I wish I had blonde hair but the mafia would kick me out"
I cant- 😂
Well it’s a fight club ep and tayler didn’t kick out the blonde guy on fight club 🤷🏻♀️
Tyler*
@@hellendesedas8161 yea i know lol but it was just funny haha
Lmfaoo
“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly”
No not here too 💀😭
Please don't bring that to UA-cam
pretty* not attractive lol
@@poop4912 yeah I definitely paraphrased it 😂 I didn’t want to watch that scary video again to see what he said
NO PLEASE DONT BRING THAT OVER HER
Petition for Jeff to be shirtless on all future barbershop episodes thank you
Kyle’s reaction @ 5:45 “HOLY SHIT” when Todd broke out of the tape lol
Algorithm
When Jeff took his shirt off I thought it was green screen at first because he looks buff 💪 lookin good Jeff!!
@Joe Mama I know but you still have to have abs for the oil to accentuate
he's lean not buff
@Joe Mama yeah it does. It’s a huge difference
@Joe Mama also ur a simp
@Joe Mama you literally wrote a paragraph about how you wouldn't respond 🤦♂️
You: 👉 🤡
Jeff's consistency in posting videos is the best thing about 2020
Jeff said he called Scott gay for dying his hair lmaooo
Hahahaaha
His face 🤣🤣🤣
When was this? Lol
Nvm I rewatched it just to find it haha
I would too
I don't understand why this episode has way less views than the others. For me this is maybe the best episode so far.
Jeff making as many enemies as possible now so he can make a longer christmas apology episode later
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I love how Jeff manipulated Todd into dying his with just 9 word “Todd is the coolest guy in the vlog squad!” and repeated that sentence until Todd stared liking the sound of those 9 words that he started nodding his head to it
7:26 brilliant move doing the glitch that hes not really there
When he smacked mike twice out of nowhere 😂😂
and Mike didn't say anything to Jeff XD
It’s scary how I never know what’s real or fake
Gerter HolyElvis meh, 50/50
One thing I can assure you is that when Jeff hit Mike and Jonah, that was 100% real 😂💀
That's the best part of this show. Huhuhuhuhu
Why isn’t Jeff an actor wtf I can see him playing a MAFIA GUY or a gangster a MIAMI GANGSTER
He's been in movies lmao
That’s his actual personality lol
I think Jeff is an actual mobster
@@eduardoesparza5147 what movies
@@eduardoesparza5147 has he??? Which ones?
Another masterpiece 😂😂
Annelise is Joe’s imagination. She never existed 😁
Scott’s face at 5:57 kills me every single time lmao
Hahahahha
Mike really thought he was gonna do something after he stood up to Jeff... Just to get slapped again💀😂
Bruh he literally went after Jonah cause he couldn’t go after anyone else
Jeff is the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen.
Jeff and Todd whoo. Can I have both???
Jeff with the cigarette and the gloves and the fur coat and the abs omg omg
This episode is so underrated it actually makes me sad 😢
And still somehow it's clouds illusion I recall
I couldn’t pay attention to the vid because of Jeff’s abs.
Same thing
Thought I was the only one
UR GAY..... GUYS HES GAY!!!
He looks so hot in faux fur
@@daniromero5135 😭😭😭me too lmfaooo i said ‘lord have mercy i’m bout to bust’
The little cuts when Jeff is in front of the green screen is such a next level reference
thought the same when I saw it lol very slick.
People who didn't watch the movie must of been confused af lol
This man takes so much effort even to the little details. He's the only guy that know what to give a shit about
This doesn't have views because most of teenagers in here haven't watched the movie and have no idea what fight club is about.
Mike looked like he was gonna throw hands when Jeff hit him 😂
yeah hmmm i wonder how that would have turned out lmao
Shittt why isnt anyone talking about this
@@coverblown21 with Mike on the floor 😂
Jeff is always picking on Mike. One day Mike gonna snap
When you tell yourself that there's no way you can have a bigger crush on Jeff and he does this 😭❤️😭
When Scott punched Jonah , I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
What about when mike slapped Jonah. Was he actually annoyed!?
How is this not trending??? Jeff is a legend. Best episode yet, I can’t stop watching 💈🔥❤️
"All I do is smoke cigarettes and drunk La Croix's" Greatest quote of October
I wish that was real, I would have gotten a godlike bod like his by 14
God level
Your vids are cringe lol
@@etho4576 you mean the Pewds one
Right
Yup
@@etho4576 frr DaTiNg CoAcH
I think Jeff’s barbershop is now my favorite UA-cam channel. This is the humor I need in my life.
I’m glad Jeff is adopting a more rugged look
It complements his sketchy ass personality
He’s Tyler Durdan
Its a fight club reference
@@dthbdbsfgh hahahah
The scar is kinda sexy too
Jeff shirtless and oily is exactly what i need to get through 2020
scott- “if i had a tumour i’d name it Megan” 6:44
ayo whats her @ doe 😳
lmaoooo just might have been the most random line in the video lol
@@stringybeanss its a quote from Fight Club
@@aliebsonable i see. I've never seen it so I'm sure theres a ton I'm missing in this
When Jeff was at the green screen and disappeared for a second 🤣 genius
Can we appreciate that this is actually one of the best Fight Club references of the last decade. Usually they’ll just say some bullshit like “don’t talk about Fight Club” or “HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON” but they did those and way more, the fur coat and hustler shirt are things only legit fans remember. Nigga this movie came out like almost 25 years ago 😂
I need to say in the first 15 seconds of the video that this outfit Jeff’s got on is HOT
agreed
He’s bringing back the 70s 😎
Okay but why does todds hair actually look wicked good🦄
"if I had a tumour I'd call it Megan" wtf Scotty 😂😂😂😂
The way Jeff was leaned up against the door and said “Scott can you punch one of these guys pLEASE” 🤤🤤🤤
When Jeff is better looking than brad Pitt
That's pushing it a little bit but well it's your opinion
Brad Pitt in fight club?
Ohhh hell yeah. By a looong shot
Lmao now ? Yes, but Jeff is definitely not hotter than fight club brad Pitt
Nah fam
I feel like everyone in this vid was on acid.
6:40 “If I had a tumor I’d name it Megan” 💀
Can u ask Zane how he got his start real quick
How*
@5:47 😂😂 Kyle in the background “HOLY SHIT!” when Todd ripped out of the chair
I came here when David stopped vlogging and I ain't never goin' back.
Technically it's just hair stuff; Realistcally Jeff took this whole show to the Next Level in terms of 'show' and production. Really well done, keep doing it Jeff :)
Finally ive been rewatching the rest cause i was waiting for another episode
Lol
He reminds me of Robert Downey Junior. Does he not? In order:
-been in jail
-looked good in jail
-came out looking good
-became famous
-did every child’s dream (David Dobrik for example)
-still look good
This is by far the best video made by anyone in the vlog squad
Can we talk about how much more attractive scott has gotten
Yeah!! He has a blue and pink hair and still looks hot 🔥wtf !!!!!
When Jeff asked Jonah if he was taking martial arts I laughed harder than I ever have at a video I’m not sure why
Nobody
Jeff- "Its oil..I havent worked out in 4 months. All I do is smoke and drink La Croix"🤣🤣🤣
Jeff wittek is my favorite mainstream UA-camr.
This deserves more views wtf. This is a masterpiece
I love how Jeff prob starts off with a lil video idea like “yea dude let’s make a vid like fight club where me and you are brad Pitt and Ed Norton” but then his imagination just runs away and this happens.
so
many hot men in one video
Even Jonah?
they are “angry” too like-🥵
i was everyone in the video thanks
Ikr. Just look at Jonah filling out that shirt
Actually just 3
I remembered Jeff being the joker like it was yesterday that’s crazy.
This content is whole new level of greatness. The originality is is a breath of fresh air on UA-cam. As these large media companies are late to the party and just now venturing into short form content, I wouldn’t be surprised to be watching this on complex or vice. Maybe showtime even. Right after Desus & Mero.
Scott: "if I had a tumor i would call it meghan!"
Lmfao! Literally fell off..
This. This is what made me come to the comments section