I got fired from target because I accidentally forgot to scan some cheese dip in the self checkout. To be fair, they already had their eyes on me. I did work in electronics, after all ;)
i bought four cans of chef boyardee ravioli. it was faster to just scan the same can four times, so that’s what i did. but it turns out that one can was actually beefaroni. mwahaha!
I think I did listen to that ost putting this together. Not sure what I ended up deciding with it. I have another lounge jazz playlist in the works it might show up on.
I was just about to comment that probably almost any song from the soundtrack would fit in here (especially ‘theme of phantom r’ and ‘looting the louvre’) when i saw this comment lol, needless to say i agree
What I like most about this playlist, besides Rouge, is the fact that this is incredibly specific. It's not just jazz. It's not just Jazz that was made for crime tropes. It's crime-trope Jazz music from video games. I personally like collecting vaporwave tracks that sound like muzak for millennials. I assemble a playlist, filter it so it sounds like it's coming from a distant, shitty-quality speaker, and add the ambience of a busy public restroom.
oh my GOD. OH MY GOD. I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A WHOLE MIX ABOUT CRIME JAZZ 😭😭😭😭 I HAD SUCH A HARD TIME FINDING SONGS OF A SIMILAR NATURE, THIS IS TRULY A HEAVENSENT GIFT!! thank you, this is going under my pillow tonight 😔🤌🤌🤌
@@Wuss2nsSome licensed games have a killer ost for no reason, like Alleys and Gulleys from Toy Story 2 is also jazzy as heck, the N64 version uses lower quality samples for the OST and i kinda like it more than the PS1 and Dreamcast version but yeah, definitely check that song out in case a part 2 is in the making
i did check out the toy story 2 ost. its good but just something felt not right about it lmao. maybe the n64 grime really does elevate it though. it was almost too clean and compressed on cd. @@Josuh
also on the fringe, the fairly oddparents breakin' da rules soundtrack, which is very competent but didnt really do much for me besides make me go "yeah that fits the theme"
This is literally the best playlist on UA-cam. Never have I ever listened to EVERY song in the playlist and be like “that’s excellent, wondering if the next song will be just as fire as this” and NOT DISAPPOINT.
Ive literally been looking for this genre of music forever after listening to rouges themes from sa2 and "im a spy" from ninjala. Finally someone put stuff together
I think I like the Genesis version best in terms of composition but the PC engine CD version is probably the best version with instruments that sound vaguely real. Honestly I don't think the perfect version of that song exists.... Yet.
Is this playlist literally perfect? This looks like something I've needed for over 10 years. Jazz! Crime! Seductive polygon lady its a going to be a hit, baby!
Seriously feeling called out by youtube recommend Lol Been listening to jazz as background music, old commercials or just gaming channels to let play while i clean and stuff. 😂😂😂 what a mix Needed that
I have always loved Rouge's themes in the old Sonic games, her tracks were smooth, feminine, and groovy, so happy someone finally made this kind of playlist! Thank you!!
finally someone made a playlist for this genre! ive been listening to most of these songs on spotify for YEARS now, it's all gotten old for me and lost is effect xD now i hear it and think "oh gosh it's time to be a spy again"
My God, I'm glad this blessed me at all, but was EXACTLY what I was looking for to write my crime novel too. Looks like I'll be editing it to this instead, so thanks so much for making this playlist ❤❤
1:22:48 [A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.] Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?" [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.] Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut." Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" Scout: "Yo, a little help here?" [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.] Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!" Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.] Heavy: "Incoming!" [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.] Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here." Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then." [Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.] Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen." ["Meet the Spy" text appears.] [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound!" Scout: "Yeah, it is!" [Scout and Soldier stand up.] Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spy's knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.] Soldier: "And a knife!" Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense." [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.] Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.] Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?" [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.] Spy: "No.." [Spy turns back to Scout.] Spy: "That would be your mother!" [Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.] Scout: [Stutters in shock.] [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.] Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to [Censored] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.] Soldier: "Oh!" Scout: "G-gimme that!" [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.] Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..." [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.] Engineer: "Sentry down!" [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.] [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Sniper's fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us." [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-" [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.] Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!" Heavy: "Oh..." Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now." [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.] Soldier: "Aaaany second now..." [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.] Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..." [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.] Heavy: "So... We still got problem." Soldier: "Big problem..." [Scout approaches them, knife ready.] Soldier: "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?" [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them.] RED Spy: "Right behind you." [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this.] [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He picks this one up very carefully. He smiles at the sight of it.] RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur." [The Spy stands up, and walks away.]
i love listening to this while doing school work, it makes me feel like a scheming mastermind manipulating people instead of an overwhelmed college student with poor time management.
23:42 jazz mix Makes me happy im not the only enjoyer of namco graffiti here Literally some of the best VGM, improved into proper, fully-fleshed music!! All great ^_^
this is a really good list,. hahah Nice Thanks for actually providing the song names and where they are from unlike most of these knock playlist spamming yt channels.
Rouge theme is one of many reasons why I like jazz. I remember playing the sonic collection on Game cub as a kid. Sonic r and Sonic adventure 2 battle had some really good music. I remember going to the music options and just playing it as I sat down. Good memories and good times.
Oh god, this is exactly the playlist I've wanted. You even managed to get a Choro Q tune in here. I would've gone with "Unknown Track 3" from Choro Q2 though.
would recommend some of the octopath traveler 2 city themes that sound like either a bustling broadway-esque new york with a big band sound or a speakeasy depending on the time of day
Thank you for feeding me. I was starving. also maybe its just me but they haven't gotten rouge the bat's background sound vibe right since. This was peak Rouge
Let's face it Rouge is the queen of crime jazz.
In video games sure, but for Anime? Its Lupin the 3rd, no contest.
u mean fujiko?
@@Wuss2ns no kiako clearly meant to insinuate that arsene lupin III himself is the queen of crime jazz. Yup.
0@@GuiltlessGear real
Don’t forget sly cooper, he’s also in that category
I could totally "forget" to scan some of my items in the self checkout line to this :3
So relatable 🙏
I got fired from target because I accidentally forgot to scan some cheese dip in the self checkout. To be fair, they already had their eyes on me. I did work in electronics, after all ;)
The real trick is when you put produce on the scale, keep holding the bag so you can control the weight
i bought four cans of chef boyardee ravioli. it was faster to just scan the same can four times, so that’s what i did. but it turns out that one can was actually beefaroni. mwahaha!
I love little more than the straight up thievery advice under this comment, keep it comming folks, I can't afford living in this economy anymore
The fact that this video doesn't have 500 Persona 5 tracks means nature is healing.
"you can run but you can't hide"
-P5X
You'll never see it coomiiiiiiing~
to be fair they're good...
@@Joker_The_Tricksterthey are but despite the obvious influence id argue the only true jazz track is no more what ifs
im havin a hard time gettin into persona... i prefer the classic medieval era
Crime Jazz should become an actual genre. Thank you for this playlist!
Lets be honest Anime Crime Jazz would just be a playlist full of Cowboy Bebop and Lupin the 3rd music
@@The_Blue_Otaku Fair point mr Joestar
i guess at that point you could jump into Japanese fusion jazz which it stems from.
@@ConfusedAfro I'll look into that, thank you
Spy Jazz is the actual genre name, Bebop, Hard bop and Swing are a bit similar
A criminally underrated playlist.
"You got a license for that brass, sir?"
A good Dad joke is the best type of crime
We gotta get you into the top comment slot for that one.
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i jaywalked to this
This genre of music is called Bebop or Hard Bop for anyone wondering, there is some Acid Jazz thrown in there too
Based, thank you for your service. (Bad at genres, loves listening to hyperspecific ones)
Space Dandy
Bell peppers and beef
@@SolarSystemGems yup japan loves them some jazz XD
@@lpstweetytv5242japan loves brazilian inspired non improvisational acoustic music, not jazz
WE'RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BANK WITH THIS ONE LADS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
lmao
SHITE STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 JUST LIKE THE BUILDING AFTER WE LEAVE
I'm actually shocked there's not a single Rhythm Thief song in here, seems like a perfect fit
I think I did listen to that ost putting this together. Not sure what I ended up deciding with it. I have another lounge jazz playlist in the works it might show up on.
Bro you just unlocked a core memory for me 🤯
I was just about to comment that probably almost any song from the soundtrack would fit in here (especially ‘theme of phantom r’ and ‘looting the louvre’) when i saw this comment lol, needless to say i agree
Rouge, the icon of both crime _and_ jazz
This is the kind of music you listen to when you want others to think of you as a "cheeky scoundrel!"
This comment made me blow air out of my nose. BAOOMN for short
"lying, larceny, and yelling" I see you too are a Spy Fox 2 player, truly cultured.
i love crime. i mean jazz, i love jazz
I was not prepared for this playlist to slap as hard as it does
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What I like most about this playlist, besides Rouge, is the fact that this is incredibly specific.
It's not just jazz. It's not just Jazz that was made for crime tropes. It's crime-trope Jazz music from video games.
I personally like collecting vaporwave tracks that sound like muzak for millennials. I assemble a playlist, filter it so it sounds like it's coming from a distant, shitty-quality speaker, and add the ambience of a busy public restroom.
you're so fucking real for this
oh my GOD.
OH MY GOD. I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A WHOLE MIX ABOUT CRIME JAZZ 😭😭😭😭 I HAD SUCH A HARD TIME FINDING SONGS OF A SIMILAR NATURE, THIS IS TRULY A HEAVENSENT GIFT!!
thank you, this is going under my pillow tonight 😔🤌🤌🤌
You seem like a neat fellow. Keep on groovin. 😎
@@kingofeurobeat9332 Why thank you, Gouki main! :) 🤝
Here's one more. Try the soundtracks of "Lupin the Third".
Bebop or hard bop is apparently the genre.
M&M's on their way to infiltrate the playlist twice be like
legit just ended up listening to m&m's game soundtracks for some reason (probably bc the woke agenda?) and m&m's weirdly bring the jazz.
@@Wuss2nsSome licensed games have a killer ost for no reason, like Alleys and Gulleys from Toy Story 2 is also jazzy as heck, the N64 version uses lower quality samples for the OST and i kinda like it more than the PS1 and Dreamcast version but yeah, definitely check that song out in case a part 2 is in the making
i did check out the toy story 2 ost. its good but just something felt not right about it lmao. maybe the n64 grime really does elevate it though. it was almost too clean and compressed on cd. @@Josuh
also on the fringe, the fairly oddparents breakin' da rules soundtrack, which is very competent but didnt really do much for me besides make me go "yeah that fits the theme"
@Josuh check out monsters inc scream arena ost if you want some jazz. not crime jazz but very good jazz none the less.
All this needs is Sly Cooper and it will be awesome!
Forreal, it’s actually CRIMINAL to not include Sly in this mix
Some Grim Fandango or Psychonauts too for a second playlist, perhaps? Peter McConnell is excellent at that.
yeah, i am wondering why there wasn't any. Even some Cuphead might fit here
literally the first thing I looked for and it's not even here 😭
how does it feel to make the best playlist ever made
this video starting with "i'm a spy" immediately told me it was gonna be exactly what i was looking for. best rouge song bar none
This is a top notch playlist to listen to while tastefully acquiring priceless jewels.
It's also great music to steal the hearts and fortunes of dowagers to.
I both felt in my bones and am so very happy that I'm A Spy is the very first track in this list. It is THE spy jazz song to me.
1:22:48
*INTRUDER ALERT: RED SPY IM THE BASE!*
- THE RED SPY IN THE BASE?!
(Running down the stairs)
Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut!
- PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
I knew it has to have a TF2 song, was not disappointed :)
listening to this while doing homework for your law degree rly hits different
Was listening to this while checking out at the grocery store. Forgot to scan one cup of yogurt
CRIME LOOOOOORD
Thanks for actually acknowledging Pop'ns existence
pop'n is poppin'
This is literally the best playlist on UA-cam. Never have I ever listened to EVERY song in the playlist and be like “that’s excellent, wondering if the next song will be just as fire as this” and NOT DISAPPOINT.
I scanned the whole thing first hoping for Bonanza Bros and sure enough, there it was! Certified eheheh moment
eheheh
@@Wuss2ns plz do more of jazz criminal playlist!!!!!
i will when i have enough mp3s@@nostalgiccassette3595
Ive literally been looking for this genre of music forever after listening to rouges themes from sa2 and "im a spy" from ninjala. Finally someone put stuff together
holy shit ninjala mentioned
MASSIVE ups for adding the Bonanza Bros PC-Engine OST
I think I like the Genesis version best in terms of composition but the PC engine CD version is probably the best version with instruments that sound vaguely real. Honestly I don't think the perfect version of that song exists.... Yet.
I’m so glad klonoa was recognized, it’s been my favourite game since childhood.
LITERALLY EVERY CRIME JAZZ SONG I LOVE IS IN HERE
You are not a thief, you are the entire Ocean's 11
wow i remmeber searching for this kind of music like several years ago
finally some one made a playlist
This is such a good compilation! I cosplayed Rouge last year and this makes me want to reupdate her cosplay while listening to this haha.
New York - Buster Bros. just takes me to Take Five, which takes me back here, creating an infinite loop of really cool jazz music.
We makin it out of Dry Lagoon with this playlist 🔥
My headphones when I forget to thank the bus driver
I thought this would be a video essay. Not complaining though. but let's agree this would be a nice subject to talk about
No matter where I go on the internet, I can't escape Eve Burst Error.
Is this playlist literally perfect? This looks like something I've needed for over 10 years.
Jazz! Crime! Seductive polygon lady its a going to be a hit, baby!
I searched for something like this. There's too many good Jazz in VGM since years.
Thank you for that playlist, Cheers.
I blacked out 00:02 into this and woke up surrounded in jewels & picked locks 🥺
this is criminally underrated, amazing playlist bruv
Seriously feeling called out by youtube recommend
Lol
Been listening to jazz as background music, old commercials or just gaming channels to let play while i clean and stuff.
😂😂😂 what a mix
Needed that
Awesome playlist! Thank you, that's all I have to say
I feel like raiding area 51 for the master emerald and Tupac with this one
Tupac is with you 😂
Holy shit, the algorithm came through for me. This is an amazing playlist!!
Amazing remix, I love it so bad, you need to add Heist from Conker BFD, and Under the Cover of Night from Princess Peach Showtime, would be perfect
Rouge’s theme is just everything
Did not know I needed this rn
new motivational music has been discovered
Legendary playlist .
One of the best genres to sort Pokémon cards to. Great playlist!!!
This really is a genre. I was already playing the music in my head before I clicked it.
I have always loved Rouge's themes in the old Sonic games, her tracks were smooth, feminine, and groovy, so happy someone finally made this kind of playlist! Thank you!!
This mix is both incredibly specific and incredibly on point, not a single miss. I love it!
Oh god it's my exact taste in music in one video, this is a gift from above
The type of quality video that only comes around so often 👏🏻
We've found it, chaps. The perfect playlist.
Makes me wanna leave with a lot of peanut butter and jam samples from the local breakfast joint. Nice playlist !
Why the soundtrack for *M&M's games* is sooo swanky??
I really appreciate that you included Toonstruck
you are an absolute LEGEND for putting this together! 🔥🔥🔥
All the songs transition so seemlessly together! You did a great job with this playlist! :D
I've been wanting something like this. Have a blessed Feb 4 2024 💸
this is insane, I've been thinking about "dark" jazz a la Skullgirls for months and never know where to look
real. yeah for me i just love the main bonanza bros song here and wanted to get a collection of music similar to that in one place.
No offense, but the thumbnail for this video is the best one I've ever seen in my life. Thank you.
MINNESOTA FATS OST MENTIONNED 🤯 for an old pool game the music is so good, so many more people should listen to it!
finally someone made a playlist for this genre! ive been listening to most of these songs on spotify for YEARS now, it's all gotten old for me and lost is effect xD now i hear it and think "oh gosh it's time to be a spy again"
This Playlist is everything I didn't know I needed! Thank you for making this! Sooo many incredible tracks ❤
I love this so much! I know this is a Playlist of video game music but this gives my Lupin the Third or Cowboy Bebop vibes and I love that so much!
My God, I'm glad this blessed me at all, but was EXACTLY what I was looking for to write my crime novel too. Looks like I'll be editing it to this instead, so thanks so much for making this playlist ❤❤
GREAT PLAYLIST!
very glad to see wario world and team fortress 2 here. thank you so much omggggg
people should talk about crime jazz more, i think...
1:22:48
[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]
Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
[Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.]
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?"
[Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.]
Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut."
Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
Scout: "Yo, a little help here?"
[Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.]
Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!"
Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
[A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.]
Heavy: "Incoming!"
[Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.]
Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here."
Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then."
[Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.]
Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen."
["Meet the Spy" text appears.]
[Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound!"
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
[Scout and Soldier stand up.]
Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
[Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
[Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spy's knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.]
Soldier: "And a knife!"
Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense."
[Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.]
Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me."
[Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.]
Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?"
[Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.]
Spy: "No.."
[Spy turns back to Scout.]
Spy: "That would be your mother!"
[Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.]
Scout: [Stutters in shock.]
[Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to [Censored] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.]
Soldier: "Oh!"
Scout: "G-gimme that!"
[Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.]
Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..."
[The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.]
Engineer: "Sentry down!"
[The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
[The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Sniper's fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's.]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us."
[Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's.]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
[Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.]
Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"
Heavy: "Oh..."
Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now."
[The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.]
Soldier: "Aaaany second now..."
[The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.]
Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..."
[The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.]
Heavy: "So... We still got problem."
Soldier: "Big problem..."
[Scout approaches them, knife ready.]
Soldier: "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
[The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them.]
RED Spy: "Right behind you."
[Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this.]
[French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He picks this one up very carefully. He smiles at the sight of it.]
RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur."
[The Spy stands up, and walks away.]
I appreciate your effort. Headcinema
This is what I've been missing my whole life. My favourite genre of music fr
Oh wow Pop’n Music 15 you really are CULTURED--great mix!!!
why'd a click on this expecting it to be a 1h30 video essay on the topic
god i wish
i love listening to this while doing school work, it makes me feel like a scheming mastermind manipulating people instead of an overwhelmed college student with poor time management.
Strong start, strong end, nothin' but bangers through the entire list. Very good job and thank you for your efforts
23:42 jazz mix
Makes me happy im not the only enjoyer of namco graffiti here
Literally some of the best VGM, improved into proper, fully-fleshed music!! All great ^_^
this is a really good list,. hahah
Nice
Thanks for actually providing the song names and where they are from unlike most of these knock playlist spamming yt channels.
sonic adventure 2 soundtrack is criminally underrated....
YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A COLLECTION OF JAMS LIKE THESE
Thank you, this is awesome. I hope a Video game Crime Jazz 2 has Grim Fandango in it.
This is a sub-genre I've been looking for, for over a year now. Ty.
TFW you decide to purloin a diamond or two:
This is my new aesthetic. Crime Jazz is life.
Rouge theme is one of many reasons why I like jazz. I remember playing the sonic collection on Game cub as a kid. Sonic r and Sonic adventure 2 battle had some really good music. I remember going to the music options and just playing it as I sat down. Good memories and good times.
i work in a police station (as an EMT not a cop) and im listening to this as i fill out reports because i like to live life on he edge
I love the thumbnail having the Monocan casio from Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro X3
i thought this was gonna be a video essay! i've been saving it for when i eat lol
Oh god, this is exactly the playlist I've wanted. You even managed to get a Choro Q tune in here. I would've gone with "Unknown Track 3" from Choro Q2 though.
This is an amazing mix, I've gotten a number of assignments done while listening.
great playlist!!
would recommend some of the octopath traveler 2 city themes that sound like either a bustling broadway-esque new york with a big band sound or a speakeasy depending on the time of day
holy cow, Big Shadows from Minnesota Fats? you're literally the bestest for delivering that game's OST to more ears.
i really like the one song from side pocket for the nes so i checked out the other games in the series as well lol
Splendid job with this collection of songs.
Thank you for feeding me. I was starving.
also maybe its just me but they haven't gotten rouge the bat's background sound vibe right since. This was peak Rouge