Best of Political Crowd Work and Jokes 2024 | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @GianmarcoSoresi
    @GianmarcoSoresi  17 днів тому +21

    Upcoming shows 👇
    11/29-30 • Lexington, KY
    12/4 • New York, NY
    12/6-8 • Dallas, TX
    12/10 • New York, NY
    12/12-14 • Chicago, IL
    12/27-28 • Stamford, CT
    12/31 • Brooklyn, NY
    1/3-4 • Las Vegas, NV
    1/10-11 • West Jordan, UT
    1/15 • Huntsville, AL
    1/16 • Oklahoma City, OK
    1/17-19 • San Antonio, TX
    1/22 • Toronto, ON, Canada (The Downside Live)
    1/23 • Hamilton, ON, Canada
    1/24 • London, ON, Canada
    1/25 • Montreal, QC, Canada
    Get Tickets: beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi

    • @ThePoodle
      @ThePoodle 16 днів тому +1

      I will tell my friend about your huntsville show 🎉

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 16 днів тому

      thank you for digging into those bigots in Indiana

    • @Pou1gie1
      @Pou1gie1 16 днів тому

      I have a ticket for 12/4

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 16 днів тому

      You're the best. Great compilation ❤❤

    • @wordragon
      @wordragon 9 днів тому

      Your drag queen joke evolution is great and the later jokes are hilarious. It is interesting in how that joke earlier on was defensive, but ultimately got better as it focused less on the defending aspect and more on the what is funny about drag queens part of it. There might be a lesson in there.
      You kill.

  • @yeoscore
    @yeoscore 16 днів тому +1048

    shouting out that you’re a convicted felon in front of a crowd then saying it’s rude to ask is crazy

    • @dylanbuchman8128
      @dylanbuchman8128 16 днів тому +89

      Right as if he weren't the one that shouted it out 😂😂😂

    • @rubysilver3299
      @rubysilver3299 16 днів тому

      Crazy might be why he’s a felon

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 15 днів тому +10

      That was sooonhilarious 😂

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 14 днів тому +38

      I mean he was asked why he wasn't allowed to vote and he responded. It's actually kinda effed up that people are excluded from democracy.

    • @telanis9
      @telanis9 14 днів тому +77

      @@glupik1234 He was asked that AFTER he volunteered that he was disallowed from voting. Don't shout out your personal information if you want it kept private, it's not hard. You are right that felony disenfranchisement is insane, though -- all it does is make it easier for fascists to win by disproportionately charging and convicting everyone else.

  • @N0THANKY0U
    @N0THANKY0U 16 днів тому +589

    still not over you catching the NRA lobbyist and state legislator hanging out

    • @Tletna
      @Tletna 12 днів тому +77

      Normally, that would be odd or suspicious, but in Indiana they're likely related or go to the same church.

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 16 днів тому +544

    Finding out there's an NRA guy and a Republican legislator in the crowd after the 2nd amendment joke and ending it with "That trigger finger is gonna be a little smelly" is f-ing hilarious 😂

  • @cspahn3221
    @cspahn3221 16 днів тому +189

    “close the fucking store” is so goddamn funny

    • @mariamsheikh6161
      @mariamsheikh6161 13 днів тому +4

      It really felt like he was just letting his feelings out with that one 😂

  • @deelightful7996
    @deelightful7996 15 днів тому +192

    Left out my favorite one when the guy said he had 2 weeks to rehearse playing the piano for a musical and he said " Now you know how Kamala felt"😂😂😂

  • @carlahartfrau4508
    @carlahartfrau4508 15 днів тому +93

    I love that I heard like 80% of his jokes already and still have to laugh out loud 😂

  • @paridhi4829
    @paridhi4829 16 днів тому +77

    DO WE ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOU 🗣️🗣️. I died laughing

  • @culturedjellyfish
    @culturedjellyfish 16 днів тому +42

    These are all so good. Gianmarco really shines with his subversive-delivery political jokes.

  • @gungle2595
    @gungle2595 16 днів тому +132

    5:06 "I'm not going to talk about politics a lot" He says, in a 12 minute video titled "Best of Political Crowd Work and Jokes 2024"

    • @AloeHalo
      @AloeHalo 16 днів тому +7

      It was more about that show specifically I think

    • @SunshineRiot
      @SunshineRiot 15 днів тому

      Do you know the meaning of comedy and/or satire? just curious

  • @justanotherweirdo11
    @justanotherweirdo11 11 днів тому +22

    2:46 it's extra funny because we, for the most part, don't have basements in Texas.

  • @ThatScrubWolf
    @ThatScrubWolf 8 днів тому +15

    The trans college roommate joke killed me 😂

  • @arin6068
    @arin6068 16 днів тому +183

    you cant just offer up the info that youre a convicted felon and then be all "noooo its rude to ask" when youre asked what the conviction is 😂😂

    • @BlunderMunchkin
      @BlunderMunchkin 16 днів тому +28

      That's what happens when your sense of honesty and your sense of shame collide

    • @Dragoon91786
      @Dragoon91786 10 днів тому

      @@BlunderMunchkin Maybe, they were afraid to admit they were convicted for something stupid, or given the audience, something that might get them killed, "like convicted for white collar crimes?" 🤣

    • @deadeyecpt.7765
      @deadeyecpt.7765 8 днів тому

      Of course he can, he just did and got away with it too😂

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 днів тому

      You infact can, because that can be an incredibly sensitive topic.

    • @adamm6290
      @adamm6290 День тому +1

      @@Dice-ZI simply would not openly volunteer information about a topic I’m sensitive about at a comedy show.

  • @shadetreader
    @shadetreader 15 днів тому +15

    I see their dog mayor and raise them one drunken goat mayor 🧐

  • @annie1561
    @annie1561 12 днів тому +7

    Now I'll think THIS every time I don't remember a person's name😂

  • @ThePoodle
    @ThePoodle 16 днів тому +13

    it is fiver AM
    good morning Mr. Soresi.

  • @B0ssguy
    @B0ssguy 16 днів тому +28

    i love you gianmarco

  • @MulderHiggins
    @MulderHiggins 16 днів тому +39

    39 SECONDS AGO??? BRO??? how dare you be in the correct time zone for once....😔smh

    • @MizuramenNoodles
      @MizuramenNoodles 16 днів тому +2

      He always posts around this time what

    • @MulderHiggins
      @MulderHiggins 16 днів тому +3

      @@MizuramenNoodles it's funnier if i don't reply

  • @SamSpiegelStauber
    @SamSpiegelStauber 12 днів тому +5

    His faces after deliveries really add a layer to the comedy 😭

  • @ForzaMonkey
    @ForzaMonkey 8 днів тому +2

    As a Boy Scout myself, an Eagle Scout in fact, as of last month, I've could not agree any more at 10:05. There are SO many fucking creeps in this organization.
    Does the organization do good? Sure, we go lots of community service work, and boys (and now girls! Good for them for getting out of the Girl Scouts, which is arguably an EVEN CREEPIER organization) my age get to learn how to be better people and better leaders.
    But the amount of cases I've heard of the adult leaders in troops at least in America doing horrendous things, and even in *my own experience*, some of the youth too, is just appalling to me. Often times the bad kids will weed their way into troops to make themselves look good to the public eye, because y'know, they're Boy Scouts, then what do you know? Another Scout gets hurt or r*ped.

  • @InvisiblerApple
    @InvisiblerApple 16 днів тому +6

    Stevioe is killing people by performing! haha

    • @Katriella.
      @Katriella. 11 днів тому +1

      Is it actually him that he's talking about 0:

  • @ClumsyToast
    @ClumsyToast 9 днів тому +2

    8:48 savage hahaha

  • @SadGirlNoceda
    @SadGirlNoceda 16 днів тому +17

    gianmarco soresi it is 5 in the morning

  • @kekmitkeks9328
    @kekmitkeks9328 3 дні тому

    I think the last joke is one of my favourites of all time

  • @owo-lu3yi
    @owo-lu3yi 4 дні тому

    “WHERES THE FRUITS”
    “erhm this is a red state last I knew”

  • @PIMPEDoutPALMER
    @PIMPEDoutPALMER 16 днів тому +3

    If we can’t all laugh together we can’t be the country I know we are. I love seeing republicans with good senses of humor.

  • @msvonnegutpunch5384
    @msvonnegutpunch5384 16 днів тому +12

    “More than anything Biden could do.”
    “What did Biden do?”
    “I don’t know, and if I am not personally aware of it, then it didn’t happen”

  • @helliumballoons7546
    @helliumballoons7546 8 днів тому +3

    4:44 idk, maybe he thought those smoothies were a bit too fruity! They’d ruin the good American values!

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 днів тому

      Maybe zesty, even!

  • @Dragoon91786
    @Dragoon91786 10 днів тому +1

    [Puts on offended person's hat] "Well, *_SOME_* of us hadn't been able to choose between Jill Stein, Claudia de la Cruz, and Cornel West, so [sticks tongue out]."
    Actually, I couldn't vote for Claudia in Oregon, and no disrespect to Cornel, but he didn't have a chicken's chance in a BBQ restaurant's kitchen in Oregon. Still wish he hadn't freaked and fled Greens cuz he actually had to run in a primary. Like, brother, we ain't going to anoint you. 🤣 Even Jesus had to work for a living! 🤣 And for those crowd sizes.
    [Said cuz I know the people who watch this will actually get this joke 🤣]

  • @ClumsyToast
    @ClumsyToast 9 днів тому +5

    If I disagree with all of your views, I'm still showing up to a comedy show and laughing and having a good time.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 днів тому

      Yeah dude is hilarious, political views not very nuanced though, if only the world was that black and white. It isn't, but americans, right or left, have completely lost the plot and turned it into tribalistic nonsense. Some punchlines would be better if they were less politically shallow, but i guess when the mall's out of smoothies, you gotta go for the low hanging fruits.

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 15 днів тому

    4:46 lol he sounded so Seinfeld here e

  • @gabekeeter6415
    @gabekeeter6415 6 днів тому +1

    I'm a conservative who disagrees with you on every hot-button issue, but funny is funny

  • @nathanlief
    @nathanlief День тому

    When the actual fruit is on stage, and you feel the need to wash your hands.

  • @retyroni
    @retyroni 16 днів тому +5

    12:02 Yes, I have. Protesting Desert Storm, singing "all we are saying is give peace a chance" for the umpty-umpty-bazillionth time, and I said "urgh, no wonder he was shot".
    oops

  • @sibyljynx
    @sibyljynx 12 днів тому

    So excited! I see you in January!

  • @ws_wl
    @ws_wl 16 днів тому +2

    3:04 nurse blake?!

    • @peequliar
      @peequliar 12 днів тому

      I thought of Nurse John (nurse.johnn on socials)

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee 16 годин тому

      Definitely

  • @ErikUden
    @ErikUden 14 днів тому

    Please come back to Germany

  • @JinxWilson
    @JinxWilson 15 днів тому +1

    Did i miss the Indiana show? 👀

    • @GianmarcoSoresi
      @GianmarcoSoresi  14 днів тому +3

      I'd love to have you the next time I'm there. Make sure you join my email list so I can make sure you get notified next time I'm in town!

  • @emmiwarford2096
    @emmiwarford2096 16 днів тому +1

    7:01 Gianmarco looks so hot here

  • @serenity4eva89
    @serenity4eva89 16 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @ecastag
    @ecastag 6 днів тому

    "they".... strong!

  • @Sanfransweety
    @Sanfransweety 14 днів тому +1

    My daughter learned about this town in school months back!

  • @thomasteraoka6311
    @thomasteraoka6311 16 днів тому +1

    noice

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 15 днів тому

    4:39

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 12 днів тому +1

    This is the right way to do edgy humour.

  • @GenericAnt1
    @GenericAnt1 22 години тому

    A dog mayor is not a sign of decline, it is the first step towards utopia

  • @peterson0096
    @peterson0096 4 дні тому

    O And for any of you,
    felons that don't think you're allowed to vote. You're still citizens, so you are allowed to vote.
    It's a constitutional Right now, if you're in jail or prison that might be a different thing, maybe even if you're on paroh, but just being a felon does not. Mean you cannot vote. I'm a felon I vote. I don't know you can't ask why

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch5373 11 днів тому +3

    It's easy to be on the fence... both sides suck, and I couldn't care less about putting my foot down on either side, because I know once I do, I'm just gonna have shit on my shoe, and strangers on the internet are gonna yell at me like im not pissed about having shit on my shoe.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 днів тому

      You can also not put up with either side'e BS and have your own view. That's not sitting on a fence but if you're too far gone into a false dichotomy you will never be able to see that.

  • @nauti31210
    @nauti31210 8 днів тому

    jk rowelling said truth

  • @patchesconway5957
    @patchesconway5957 16 днів тому +2

    The Republican Party is Long Gone, Democrats just Lost, you are all alone. Alone all alone .

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 16 днів тому +7

      The voices keep me company...

    • @lamp4791
      @lamp4791 16 днів тому +9

      why do you type like that

  • @Monish0909
    @Monish0909 16 днів тому

    OMG, for a stand up comedian he stammers a lot, I mean a lot 🥴

    • @gama2064
      @gama2064 12 днів тому +2

      yeah it‘s really charming

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 днів тому +2

      It's because he talks fast and projects his voice in a certain way. It can be done on purpose and helps with delivery.

  • @JoshPhoenix11
    @JoshPhoenix11 12 днів тому +1

    Liberals must have to be under some misguided impression of what modern Liberalism is. Or that depending on whether you were raised democrat and therefore conditioned into being democrat and had its ideology handed to you, or became democrat by other means of adopting the programing from attending say Liberal Arts school or something with heavy social and peer influence. And the model of Liberalism being entirely idealistic, philosophical, cerebral and intellectual, or should I say pseudo-intellectual, at least very pretentious all existing within its own bubble, cultivating a view of Liberalism that only exists within the halls of higher education and doesn't resemble anything of what it actually does. Not necessarily what it says it is, but what it does. And then with the Left owned media completing a feedback loop that manages to align with enough of what each persons model is, they are able to remain in an artificial false reality. One that their own psyche is reinforcing, because the mind only exists in a construct of its own making, the mind is always threatened by anything that challenges its model of what is true. It will do anything and everything to patch holes in and keep you from facing the the harsh truth. I think something along these lines may occur, there likely other ways people come to be Liberal but Im Australian and none of this is like it here.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 11 днів тому +1

      all of it is performative bullshit cus none of these old farts actually care about people

    • @QaSE218
      @QaSE218 9 днів тому

      Lmao, never have I ever seen someone say so much and so little at the same time, yet somehow still manage to be hypocritical. Liberalism has its flaws for sure, but you’re somehow espousing a world where higher education and intellectual study have no connection to the real world but are somehow also cut off from facts, which is the very root of higher education and study? You’re kinda doing that circular thinking thing you’re accusing them of doing right now

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 9 днів тому

      @ That used to always be higher education, but thats no longer the case.

  • @john_laser
    @john_laser 9 днів тому

    Eh

  • @jadavison
    @jadavison 9 днів тому

    Dude, you’re the reason the dems lost.

  • @brian6105
    @brian6105 9 днів тому

    11:25 Nothing Rowling said was ‘phobic’, just facts. Mulvaney also isn’t a ‘trans influencer’, just a dude with a grift for money. Simple.

    • @silashellebrand462
      @silashellebrand462 8 днів тому

      Facts like "The Nazi's burning books from the institute for sexual science was a fever dream." Or "Imane Khalif (a cis woman, born and raised female) was a man."
      Yup, just the facts.