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  • @GianmarcoSoresi
    @GianmarcoSoresi  8 місяців тому +56

    Upcoming shows
    2/28 • Calgary, AB, Canada
    2/29-3/3 • Edmonton, AB, Canada
    3/7 • New Haven, CT
    3/8-3/10 • Austin, TX
    3/13 • Los Angeles, CA
    3/14 • Hollywood, CA
    3/21 • Columbia, MO
    3/24 • New York, NY
    3/29-3/30 • San Diego, CA
    4/4-4/7 • Plano, TX
    4/11-4/13 • Uncasville, CT
    4/19-4/20 • Nashville, TN
    Get Tickets: beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi

    • @wwfbook
      @wwfbook 8 місяців тому +3

      please come to portland ;_;

    • @Summer_Lee
      @Summer_Lee 8 місяців тому

      Come to Hong Kong!

    • @michelleku6379
      @michelleku6379 8 місяців тому +1

      noo! I just missed the Calgary show, hope you come back again!

    • @siriany
      @siriany 8 місяців тому +1

      Did you ever come to Quebec or is it too far away (or too cold (or both))?

    • @marshawallace3893
      @marshawallace3893 5 місяців тому

      I'm a new fan and watch your crowd work vids everyday...wish you would come ( back ) to the DC area..maybe the Birchmere in Alexandria

  • @MissZencefil
    @MissZencefil 8 місяців тому +1586

    I don't how you can get so good at crowd work but you are the only comic that handles it with both grace and heinous setups.

    • @ozibuyensin
      @ozibuyensin 8 місяців тому +1

      aa miss zencefil ablam da burdaymış :D

    • @davidz2690
      @davidz2690 8 місяців тому +2

      same way you get good at anything lol

    • @ConsciousConversations
      @ConsciousConversations 8 місяців тому +2

      He is literally the best ever at this!

    • @useazebra
      @useazebra 8 місяців тому

      Jimmy Carr's crowd work is also excellent

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 5 місяців тому

      Jeff Arcuri is a pro too and 😂

  • @dl2725
    @dl2725 8 місяців тому +1897

    “I mean, if it’s something, I will have to mention the nostrils” is in and of itself the most delicate and devastating read.

    • @glomgotmisselhammer8081
      @glomgotmisselhammer8081 8 місяців тому +154

      i was wondering why that didn’t get as big a laugh as it got out of me purely for delivery

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 8 місяців тому +63

      This man's going to look at his nostrils every day for the next year 'cause of that comment

    • @rawkhawk414
      @rawkhawk414 7 місяців тому +29

      @@glomgotmisselhammer8081same T.T lmfaoooooo he was being so polite but also insidious hahahaha

    • @xyippee
      @xyippee 16 днів тому +1

      said it like a doctor giving a deadly disease diagnosis 😭

  • @superherocollege
    @superherocollege 8 місяців тому +1240

    The bell rings counter jumping from 14 to 56 made me crack up lmaooo

    • @anna-fleurfarnsworth104
      @anna-fleurfarnsworth104 8 місяців тому +34

      SAMEEEE lmfao what a perfect cut

    • @aliciles
      @aliciles 8 місяців тому +40

      i live nearby to a church that sometimes just goes ham on the bells for up to 2 hours

    • @MiloMurphysLaw
      @MiloMurphysLaw 7 місяців тому +8

      Is it counting the minutes???

  • @kelly-bo-belly
    @kelly-bo-belly 8 місяців тому +665

    MISSED OPPORTUNITY:
    Guy: where’s the line?
    GS: …no line, don’t use a slur
    Guy: With nostrils like that, you’d think you know where the line would be.

  • @francisadams1834
    @francisadams1834 8 місяців тому +389

    "So only her upper teeth are fucked up" 😂

  • @obz1357
    @obz1357 8 місяців тому +719

    the clown guy insults would`ve been funnier if the conditions were more like what he usually does

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 8 місяців тому +10

      Thank you LeyLey

    • @comettripper
      @comettripper 8 місяців тому +119

      Sure, he just didn't wanna be put in the spot. But he's great on a stage under the lights

  • @michaeld4861
    @michaeld4861 7 місяців тому +77

    No wonder that guys analogy was "it's like going to the circus and not seeing a clown".

  • @tylerboothman4496
    @tylerboothman4496 8 місяців тому +177

    10:16 Sudden spotlight panic!

  • @who_Is_faten_helmi
    @who_Is_faten_helmi 8 місяців тому +213

    I absolutely loved the jokes and atmosphere of the show, I wish I was there with Kate Moss.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 8 місяців тому +292

    “Kids, we’re getting a divorce..”
    “WOOHOO, two christmases!!”

  • @justjo_king
    @justjo_king 8 місяців тому +106

    Having attended the show, I've been waiting months to relive this wildness of this crowd

  • @bentley230
    @bentley230 8 місяців тому +177

    7:48 he doesn’t say he’s Greek, he says he’s rich

  • @lsedge7280
    @lsedge7280 7 місяців тому +66

    The bell ringing does tell the time. There are four funky little tunes corresponding to quarter past, half past, quarter two, and the hour, then when it is on the hour (which has the longest jingle), big ben is rung a number of times for the hour. (the biggest bell in the tower we casually call big ben, the tower itself not having a name until 2012 till it was officially named Elizabeth Tower).
    Given you hit 61 bells, I'm going to guess your show (by that point) was about an hour long starting about 10.
    16 bell jingle before the show began.
    Show began.
    10 bells for the hour.
    4 bell jingle for quarter past.
    8 bell jingle for half past.
    12 bell jingle for quarter to.
    16 bell jingle on the hour.
    11 bells for the hour.
    10+4+8+12+16+11 = 61 bells.

    • @sickregret
      @sickregret 6 місяців тому +9

      Thank you. You think the English could of negotiated with God to get it down to just five times a day.

    • @crispysquidoftheacidcats295
      @crispysquidoftheacidcats295 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@sickregretwe sold our souls to devil a long time ago, ain't no way.

    • @150booyadragon
      @150booyadragon 2 місяці тому +4

      Brother a woman in the audience loud and clear literally says it's not even 6 yet, meaning the show started before 6, and it's not even on the hour. The British people living there said they didn't know what it was doing.

  • @aurvis835
    @aurvis835 7 місяців тому +52

    I was raised UU and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a reference to OWL in the wild. Jokes aside it’s actually a really great and educational program; really made planned parenthood visits to health class feel super redundant for the next few years

  • @JolanXBL
    @JolanXBL 8 місяців тому +55

    The funniest part about the bell ringing, is that the video editor had to sit there and copy the subtitle every time that number changes

  • @QiotiCoyote
    @QiotiCoyote 8 місяців тому +90

    So mean to put him on the spot 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr
    @ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr 8 місяців тому +27

    Gianmarco you're the only standup i watch these days

  • @mangonow6350
    @mangonow6350 8 місяців тому +30

    Love the hustle man, keep up the good work and dont burn out cuz u fire 🔥

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 8 місяців тому +13

    Good crowd.
    The crowd work is so smooth.

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 8 місяців тому +12

    My god the intelligence in his crowd work is so great

  • @trinleywangmo
    @trinleywangmo 8 місяців тому +58

    OMB! LOL! I'm a NY-er who grew up in Germany and even I know the phrase about "stabby stabby" (seeing an episode of Futurama in my head here, but you'll get the reference if you watch this)!

    • @Clara-xk3uv
      @Clara-xk3uv 8 місяців тому +7

      I'm a whole European who's never set foot in the US and has met like 3 Americans in real life, but somehow I too knew the phrase, no clue how 😅 love it though, for someone with little knowledge of the "cultural differences" between the individual states it's very informative imo

    • @starcycle4308
      @starcycle4308 8 місяців тому

      I've lived in California my whole life and this is the first time hearing it XD

    • @pooramateurvideo
      @pooramateurvideo 5 місяців тому

      i've lived in new york, california and germany and have never heard of it, lol

  • @bluecolamusic
    @bluecolamusic 8 місяців тому +57

    Oh my gosh this was so funny. I love clown guy

  • @schroedingerscryptid
    @schroedingerscryptid Місяць тому +2

    watching the ring counter go from 16 to 56 made me cackle

  • @caatabatic
    @caatabatic 7 місяців тому +40

    as the clown I would have roasted by saying "I came here to steal all the funny jokes from you today, and I got nothing!"

  • @jamesforeman3096
    @jamesforeman3096 8 місяців тому +49

    why does he always... cling to walls lol

  • @solaguinto
    @solaguinto 7 місяців тому +1

    As an American musician living in England, I would love to have been at this show 😂 Please come back soon (and maybe also to Manchester? 👀)!

  • @Kalladdin
    @Kalladdin 11 днів тому +1

    that tattoo story is WILD holy shit. Gianmarco joking that the tattoo was just going to be whichever parent said yes AND THEN IT WAS?????

  • @lays5277
    @lays5277 8 місяців тому +10

    first stand up comedian to perform with a metronome

  • @milissaleatherwood6837
    @milissaleatherwood6837 Місяць тому +1

    I got my son his first tattoo when he was 16. Had to get it done in Vegas because it's illegal in Washington State where we live 😂 it was a treble clef. He's 18 now and has a full sleeve that's music themed. I just got my first tattoo after paying for his sleeve for his graduation gift 😂

  • @atlander4204
    @atlander4204 8 місяців тому +9

    Of COURSE this is in Soho!

  • @TinkletitsMcGee
    @TinkletitsMcGee 8 місяців тому +8

    That bell ringing count 😂

  • @jasminesemujju3016
    @jasminesemujju3016 8 місяців тому +12

    WAIT WHEN DID YOU COME TO LONDON?! 😫😫 I MISSED IT 😭

  • @ashby7m
    @ashby7m 8 місяців тому

    So glad you could come to london!

  • @eleven3079
    @eleven3079 8 місяців тому +27

    I'm from SC and my mom joined the UU so that me and my brother could get good sex Ed! Welll worth it it was a great bonding experience I made lifelong friends there

    • @tedtalksrock
      @tedtalksrock 7 місяців тому

      Trauma bonding?
      (Just kidding;-))

    • @tedtalksrock
      @tedtalksrock 7 місяців тому

      Gives a whole new meaning to learning about the second coming…, lol

  • @Mymymayya
    @Mymymayya 6 місяців тому

    I fucking died 🤣 of one the few comedians that makes you laugh from start to end. ❤️

  • @mursalinmosaddeque8999
    @mursalinmosaddeque8999 4 місяці тому +1

    This got so intense lol❤

  • @madinagazieva7761
    @madinagazieva7761 8 місяців тому +5

    Come back to Londonnnn

  • @kinsellaandmulcahy104
    @kinsellaandmulcahy104 6 місяців тому +4

    as a UU, my mom didn't have me do OWL cuz she thought it was way toooo comprehensive.

  • @MrJason300
    @MrJason300 8 місяців тому

    Nice checking of the crowd haha, all with the vibes

  • @theq8688
    @theq8688 Місяць тому

    That poor clown guy was blanking so hard

  • @deliri0um
    @deliri0um 2 місяці тому

    the upper teeth being f*d up was so funny haha

  • @dliap98
    @dliap98 8 місяців тому +5

    Glasgow show when!!!

  • @pollitorsiones
    @pollitorsiones 7 місяців тому

    you are the best ever at crowdwork, a fucking genious!

  • @laurelbeach4529
    @laurelbeach4529 Місяць тому +1

    Really undersold Unitarians and Our Whole Lives there…

  • @djr3386
    @djr3386 14 днів тому +1

    5:15 Turning into John Mulaley

  • @KaraZiasapiens
    @KaraZiasapiens 8 місяців тому +4

    My fiancé's father is Jewish, and he was raised UU. I swear, this is exactly how he describes it, too. 😂

  • @kuchen_
    @kuchen_ 8 місяців тому +3

    Come to Aus (Sydney)!!

    • @GianmarcoSoresi
      @GianmarcoSoresi  8 місяців тому +4

      I don't have a Sydney date as of right now, but I will be in Australia this August! You can find tickets on my website! www.gianmarcosoresi.com/tour

    • @ITR
      @ITR 8 місяців тому

      ​@@GianmarcoSoresi Any plans of coming to Norway within the next 10 years?

    • @kuchen_
      @kuchen_ 8 місяців тому +2

      @@GianmarcoSoresi hey mate you’re going to be in Marrickville on Aug 10th, that’s in Sydney. Can’t wait to see ya!

  • @ians7184
    @ians7184 8 місяців тому +8

    Were clown people the extra weird theater kids when they were younger?

  • @MaccaroniAndMemes
    @MaccaroniAndMemes 3 місяці тому

    you remind me of a mix between john mulaney and brandon rodgers sometimes lmao

  • @elliottsw
    @elliottsw 7 місяців тому +3

    Meanwhile everyone else in the audience is thinking "yeah, in the UK we all get comprehensive sex ed at 13 as well, at school."

  • @ziet4647
    @ziet4647 5 місяців тому +1

    I think the clown guy is a stand up comedian too, his voice sounds like him, i forgot his name.

  • @doctorsteevo
    @doctorsteevo 8 місяців тому +7

    Hi when are you touring in Europe? 🙏🏾

    • @Josie.770
      @Josie.770 8 місяців тому +2

      He has a link to the tour dates in the description

    • @doctorsteevo
      @doctorsteevo 8 місяців тому

      Yes I know thank you, but there is no date in Europe.@@Josie.770

    • @davidz2690
      @davidz2690 8 місяців тому

      @@doctorsteevo Scotland and Ireland were both in Europe last time I checked

  • @aisham4242
    @aisham4242 8 місяців тому +4

    i want to see a bit by the clown

  • @IssisP
    @IssisP 7 місяців тому

    was the bell ringing around the time Mulroney passed? sometimes they will ring bells at govt locations for stuff like that.

  • @okaysrishti
    @okaysrishti 7 місяців тому

    You look like Mitchell pritchett from modern family

  • @AnonEyeMouse
    @AnonEyeMouse 8 місяців тому +30

    What could go wrong? Lying about being a clown to a room full of strangers? They're never going to find out... what are they gonna do? Ask me the simplest of questions about my job?

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies 8 місяців тому +9

      i don't think he's lying

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 7 місяців тому +3

      To be fair..i would be nervous too

    • @Dionaerys
      @Dionaerys 7 місяців тому +2

      @@octiiXpies Pretty sure he was, he agreed to everything that was suggested, but whenever it came time for him to add detail he just didn't have much to say.

    • @Anduar0
      @Anduar0 Місяць тому

      @@Dionaerys seemed more like he couldn’t find the right words in English to describe it. He was doing a lot of hand gestures when he talked before giving up. I’ve seen that a lot in ESL people.

  • @WhoThisMonkey
    @WhoThisMonkey 5 місяців тому +3

    The UK has free national dental care.
    The US does not.
    Who is more likely to have healthy teeth?

  • @jessehamlin-navias4559
    @jessehamlin-navias4559 8 місяців тому +11

    My great uncle was the original creator of O.W.L.. Ask me anything.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 8 місяців тому +2

      Is it available online?

    • @nine9nine9
      @nine9nine9 8 місяців тому +1

      Are you joking?

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 8 місяців тому

      @@nine9nine9 I was thinking it was something milder than what it must have been, judging by your reaction

  • @gifgoldblum7940
    @gifgoldblum7940 2 місяці тому

    2:54 What the hell time zone were you in??

  • @emordnilap4747
    @emordnilap4747 2 місяці тому

    7:54 Real question is, would Germany have paid for the tattoos?

  • @um2913
    @um2913 3 місяці тому +1

    Clown guy should maybe not say “it’s like what you do” and then not have any real good jokes 😅
    Like if ur not prepared to back up your cockiness don’t hype yourself up so much 😂
    I was waiting for some zingers and I got more from the comments than from this guy 😂

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 8 місяців тому +3

    TENETS not tenants!!!

  • @applequeersp
    @applequeersp 8 місяців тому +2

    im uu

  • @galrjkldd
    @galrjkldd 3 дні тому

    tenets not tenants

  • @lnrael
    @lnrael 2 місяці тому

    Whoa whoa what's with the les mis hate 💀

  • @RoryGlynn
    @RoryGlynn 5 місяців тому +1

    What kind of stage school brat pronounced the "erables" part of Les Mis

  • @Conradmlarsen
    @Conradmlarsen 8 місяців тому

    Global warming better than global cooling, perhaps

  • @ShragaMatate
    @ShragaMatate 3 місяці тому +1

    in islam sufism seem great but then you're expected to praise mohammad as your pure and top morality guy. in christianity quakerism and uu seem great but then you're expected to pretend you believe jesus saved you for hell, and also to pretend you believe in hell. there's always some fine print.

  • @egg_mittens
    @egg_mittens 8 місяців тому +17

    there is no goddamn way he is a clown.

    • @JamesKite-r9o
      @JamesKite-r9o 8 місяців тому +9

      He should have kept his mouth shut. Very annoying. Not funny at all. Hmm. Maybe he was a clown.

  • @Gwenhwyfar7
    @Gwenhwyfar7 7 місяців тому

    Oh NO there's no grooming going on at all!

  • @hrmmmmmm
    @hrmmmmmm 3 місяці тому

    Dude. If you are the new Yorker in the audience, you need to either get some coaching on how to communicate or drink less

  • @AdmitthatijustdiditX
    @AdmitthatijustdiditX 8 місяців тому +2

    Wow what a clown!!

  • @GameInDorf
    @GameInDorf 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm sorry, was that US-american guy's point that british people can't handle *being yelled at*?!
    Get some therapy sessions my guy.

  • @Ellierua
    @Ellierua 8 місяців тому +7

    Can't cope with cringe.. the 'clown'

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou 8 місяців тому +2

    "they don't take confrontation well"
    The maybe YOU adjust, since You're a guest in their country? YOU CHOSE to be there, random person in the audience. I never understood people who move to a different country but then are disrespectful of their culture like that.

    • @bazzers
      @bazzers 8 місяців тому +30

      I get the sense he _has_ adjusted, and is lamenting the results of a world without confrontation -- too much unresolved, problems never corrected, helpful things left unsaid, that sort of thing.

    • @otheusrex2190
      @otheusrex2190 8 місяців тому +19

      hmm... why does this make me believe the guy in the audience even more now?

    • @lavenderiris9744
      @lavenderiris9744 8 місяців тому +4

      How is, not liking confrontation, any part of culture?

    • @lavenderiris9744
      @lavenderiris9744 8 місяців тому

      @@user-yc3mq2wm3v I see, thanks for explaining.

    • @davidz2690
      @davidz2690 8 місяців тому

      @@bazzers people have confrontations with their family but not strangers on the street. that's why the US has 4x the murder rate probably lol