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I actively have been shivering at every time I see this spider doing shit that it.... Well, it is inexplicably creepy. But I get it. I love sharks and how docile they can be. The same could be said for spiders. However. This is spiders we are talking about... Too many eyes and legs. Without the taste of crab.
I’d love for this to be in a movie, after a certain point it just looks like someone is hosting an exterminator convention at the building with all the pest control trucks outside.
‘How the chihuahua survives all of this is beyond me’, even alien spiders aren’t ballsy enough to go after a chihuahua. There’s a reason the Aztecs used those vicious lil buggers to guard against snakes 🐍
What's even funnier is... Where did they even come from? Like literally. We're they just roaming around in huge packs? How the F did they hunt? They have a fighting capacity of a toddler with foam noddle
But no car. He even managed to work a truck into a more recent video where there weren't any vehicles at all. *Because* there weren't any vehicles. Could've at least told us how much pressure the garbage compactor would have had and compared it to the crushing force of being hit with a really nice truck had someone managed to get a truck into the building to fight the spider with. ... *takes notes for future movie*
Quick fact about the Goliath Bird Eater: they actually don’t actively hunt birds, but they are opportunistic. People speculated that when this specie was found eating a bird, the bird was either already dead or was injured.
I have an army of jumping spiders. I saved a preggo one, and 4 generations they have stopped the constant ant invasion and terminate most bugs. Also low key cute and curious
Unlike non jumping spiders.. jumping spiders actually are by far the most intelligent spider.. not even close... they are amoung if not the most intelligent arachnids... they display high awareness of their surroundings AND other awareness of other animals... it was said that they might possess the intelligent of say a 1 year old human... as we know jumping are absolutely extremely curious animals... which makes sense as 1year humans are highly curious aswell... no other spiders actively stare u down and move/turn with ur movements... they don't freeze and hope u ain't notice.. they just keep u in their sight 😆
I like all spiders (I just think they're neat! I did my undergrad research on and am super into creepy crawly critters) But I think the generally more chill vibes toward jumping spiders might, in part, have to do with their fuzziness and their almost catlike behaviors. They kind of act like funny little cats, and even chase laser pointers. That, and they've got a LOT of positive press- Lucas, peacock jumping spider mating dance video edits, the cute little pictures and videos of them with water drops on their heads. There isn't a Lucas equivalent for other medically insignificant spiders like wolf spiders, huntsmen, house spiders, orbweavers... You get the point.
@@SlenderWolf109 they're also really tiny. I can guarantee you that if jumping spider was at size of any of the other spiders, no one would vibe with them even for money. :D
Spiders eat my enemies so I'm chill them being in the corner of my room, wear droplets of water as hats, their eyes are basically telescopes, webs are ridiculously strong, some look like they have paws, and shake ass to attract mates (male peacock spiders). So overall I have a special place in my heart for them.
I've been getting CPR classes as part of emergency response training for the workspace and my trainers have said that doing one quick cardiac thump if you've seen the person go down moments earlier is a good effort to start with before proper CPR. If it works, great. If it doesn't then just keep doing the CPR until help shows up.
Based off of Roanoke’s comments over the years I believe his nightmare monster is: A cross between an Angler fish and a Black Widow with antibiotic resistant bacteria in the bite. To be fair that IS pretty terrifying.
Day 1 of asking why the day counter you have seems to jump forward beyond what it should be, backwards before where it should be, and pause, remaining on the same day for several days then advances
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon it’s based on days of me asking not waiting but I’m sure if you actually read instead of typing this comment that was supposed to”own me” you’d probably know that;)
The counting days “asking” for something really only makes sense with daily uploads. Just had one of those pop up a couple months ago on MrSamuelStreamer’s channel from a guy asking for just over a year for a rimworld mod.
@RoanokeGaming Just wanted to say thanks for all the content! I binged watched a lot of this during my cancer treatment and now im cancer free! It was nice learning about cancer in tid bits from your videos....idk knowledge is personal power I guess. Good luck at Tough Mudder!
Congratulations on being cancer free! That's awesome! Idk if it was just cancer in general you learned about in these vids, or whichever specific type you had, but even that must have been a comfort, just to know how it works. I'm glad you're cancer free though. I hope your recovery goes well!
@@Aedra101 A lot of it was general but it helped me come to terms with what was going on and helped me get started on doing my own research. I was in so much denial at first I just stayed in my room watching youtube not making or going to appointments. After a while I told myself I couldn't let this anglerfish of cancer win. Recovery has been good, got my last surgery for reconstruction (I had a double masect.) in March so I'm so close to being done!
@RoanokeGaming, can you look into doing a video on the cryptids from cod ghost extincion mode? I'd love to hear your thoughts on what they could possibly be
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is too wide.”
The hatred of angler fish reminds me that in the newest WoW xpac, there are new humanoid like angler fish mobs that some will literally be stealthed with a clickable "cowering human" coming off their head light bulb antennae thing. lol
A lot of spiders are surprisingly smart for their size, just in different ways. Some are pretty social, some can be domesticated to some extent and even taught some easy tricks. If spiders were bigger, some would most likely be capable of outsmarting most housepets and maybe even becoming fully domesticated. Which is both adorable and terrifying though
I hold the same level of ire that Papa Roanoke has to the Anglerfish, to flying stinging insects. I've come to tolerate them now, but the hatred is still there. Wasps, hornets and yellow jackets can go sting themselves!
I ticked off a hornets nest at work one day (it had built a nest under the stairs we used to access one of our fuel tanks at the airport I worked at.) I ran to Walmart, bought a can of raid, and did a legit drive by of the nest.
The animal I have an irrational hatred and disgust for are centipedes. I legitimately feel a shudder throughout my entire body and I get goosebumps whenever I see one.
As an entomologist I was always uninterested in spiders. I mean as far as arachnids go they're pretty much omegas to the gigachads that are the ticks. FUN FACT! Bird-Eater spiders don't eat birds. The artist who illustrated them for the scientific community way back then drew them like that to show their size. Like most spiders they'll eat whatever they think they can catch, which might include a *very* small bird, their usual diet is insects.
@@Someone-lg6dino, what the other comment above you said is actually right, they will eat whatever they can catch and since they are ground hunters, they will not predate on birds. To per day on an animal means you are an act of predator of said animal and they are not active predators of birds as they are a ground fairing species. They do however eat a multitude of reptiles amphibians other large insects or arachnids and small mammals
Again, a Portia spider is smart enough to problem solve trapping and killing other spiders in their own webs. They don’t appear to have a long term memory though.
1:13 So there is only one good type of spider then. Daddy Longlegs are actually not spiders at all! They are also called Harvestmen, and they are opiliones, different order of arachnids
Oh and spiders are not insects: they have a closed circulatory system using hemolymph and a "book lung." It makes spiders really hard to fumigate out of a house.
Loved the video, Roanoke. Hope you try tackling Ben 10 one day out of sheer ridiculousness. The anatomy of the aliens, the way a human boy's body is changed into various aliens. It'd be fun XD
I got an addition to your famous “The brain is the most important organ in the body, according to the brain,” and that addition is “but the appendix, an organ with nothing left to lose, would beg to differ!”
I have some spiders in my house, but i live close to the woods. They're renters who pay me by eating the bugs that dont stay in the corner on a web. They're honestly kind of cool.
Yeah I tend to leave my spiders be unless I feel the population is getting out of control or they look dangerous. Sometimes I’ll catch them in jars if they’re somewhere inconvenient and have them hang out next to me while I do my chores in the dead of night while the rest of the family is asleep. They’re my little captive companions. I usually release them the next day in the front yard.
love your videos seriously the only content i regularly watch and like every day and night now. you have an unbelievably unique blend of intelligence and humour. keep it up man ❤
Ur like the teacher who brings in the movie to class and pauses it every once and awhile to explain like the boss he is to all the kids. Love it. I crown you king nerd. In a cool kinda way. Anyways carry on sir.🥸✌️
Honestly if Roanoke quit UA-cam, I don’t know what i would do when doing homework. Been listing to his voice for the past year and half when doing homework.
So you’re telling me , that if some mad lad had a really cool laboratory, with an enclosed environment, could technically experiment on insects, to make them bigger ?
@@gogeta667 it's possible that with targeted breeding you might be able to get them beyond what we think is possible. It might be possible for them to develop mutations (or change those genes to some extent) that enhance their ability to survive in less oxygen rich environments. E.g. breed thousands and slowly lower the oxygen, then out of the survivors breed only the largest and keep doing this for generations. Then breed thousands and turn up the oxygen, keep breeding only the largest for many generations. Then mix the two resulting groups together in a high oxygen environment as you slowly lower the oxygen down to regular levels over multiple generations. You might end up with spiders that are significantly larger and pushing the boundaries of their oxygen delivering system.
16:29 The discoverer of artificial insulin synthesis made his patent freely available so that insulin could be produced cheaply by anyone. Unfortunately, he did not take into account the greed of corporations that sell insulin at extortionate prices in some countries. Nor did he consider their creativity in inventing new "patents" to protect their insulin monopolies.
Lol just anonymously leak it if you want it free then. It will spread far and wide no matter how hard they try to stop it. Someone could surely steal the idea and patent it but it would be a useless move if it was public knowledge due to leaks.
I don't know how much you are interested in Transformers, but I would be curious to see how you would break down the Cybertronians. While they are giant alien robots, they are often described as being made of a living metal with a self-replicating cellular structure and a genetic code, as well as seemingly organs that they can't build themselves. (Admittedly the original show plays more loose with it given the lore was still being created, so there are some cases of them building them there... but that's seemingly become the exception, rather then the norm.)
the only exception to my spider rule are Jumping Spiders, they have actual intelligence compared to other spider-style arachnids, they have potential. The others DO NOT.
This is extremely petty, but boy do I hate this film for multiple reasons. One, bashing the hard working dad like it's a sport, Heather, the absolute brutal killing of an innocent grieving mother, dissing of other animals (cats specifically, I mean they have even saved people from burning houses by waking up their owners in time), and killing off all other pets EXCEPT the super vulnerable and easily eaten dog. If you're going to kill all other pets, take the dog too or let them all get out somehow. I hate it when films favorite specific pets.
Ah yes, the elusive Alabama barking spider, despite many appearances by them around my dad Ive never quite been able to see one...which is probably a good thing because they have a particular aroma LOL
This might be controversial, but hear me out.. I incorporated a Roanoke-coded scientist in my recent story, who falls in love with an anglerfish alien. I might just have created this match made in hell, but guess what, I dont regret anything The plot thickens...
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LOLX
Roanoke Gaming Could you Please make a video on The Centaurs From mortal Kombat
finally papa Roanoke noticed me typing pls do a breakdown on the movie called STING for the fourth time ☠️👍
I actively have been shivering at every time I see this spider doing shit that it.... Well, it is inexplicably creepy. But I get it. I love sharks and how docile they can be. The same could be said for spiders. However. This is spiders we are talking about... Too many eyes and legs. Without the taste of crab.
Can we change gaming to lore on this channel.
(Giant spider devouring a person)
Ronoke with flamethrower: "Starting with the feet, we see that they're still suseptible to fire"
Nah Roanoke would go long range like with a fucking hellfire missile or something lol
@@foxglow6798 that and bunker busters for good measure
If it's small, kill it. If it's big, burn it. If it's as big as your forearm, the house is his now.
@@sssshhhh317 neither termninid, tyranid, nor arachnid shall ever know the sweet taste of victory in this house.
@@photomasterstudios9495 FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
"If spiders were the size of a small dog they would be a legitimate threat" Spiders in Australia are the size of a pea but are legitimate threats
I'm religious and ive always said Australia is why God decided to take a break
They were about the size of a human head eons and eons ago...
@@hernehaugen6878the australian Funnel spider can kill a human in 15 minutes with just one bite
@@hernehaugen6878 uh black widows? brown recluses? ring any bells? one of the most common posions people actually die from a animal source nowdays?
@@overlord1676Fucking how, cardiac arrest?
"Mommy wide thighs" is one of the best lines ever.
Im pretty sure it was wide thighs
@@blankman4725 you are correct, but it is still one of the best lines. I loved it lol
Wide*
Absolutely what got my instalike today. I legit had to pause the video and get over my laughing fit before I could keep going. 10/5, beyond perfect.
I will never get tired of the angler fish slander. Fun fact: the largest Angler Fish ever caught was 6ft and 130 pounds. Absolute nightmare fuel.
Omg 😳
I had no idea they could get that big... wtaf...
It's not slander if it's true
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that info.
I need pictures
@@Necrotron 😂😂 i dont
I loved the intro to this movie, having the old woman hire a string of exterminators when they die because she forgot.
It is some naked gun tier comedy out of nowhere. Its wonderful
I’d love for this to be in a movie, after a certain point it just looks like someone is hosting an exterminator convention at the building with all the pest control trucks outside.
no shit its the funniest thing ive ever seen
Actually made me gasp out loud. A wonderful use of the character for storytelling!
Not Even One Minute In And Roanoke is Already lnsulting The Anglerfish 💀
I'm surprised that their s**ual parasitism has never come up in the anglerfish hatefest.
🤣🤣
Classic.
The content im here for
A prime example of why he is a gigachad
we need a movie like this called "light" about a land going anglerfish. just for roanoke
Ooh or maybe "Mangler"
I’ve got $50 for the crowdfund.
And the light used, somehow only attracts him towards the Angler fish, this is a personified horror, just for him 🐟
😂
What if a mad AI in a pharmaceutical lab crossed the DNA of an anglerfish with a goliath bird eater tarantula?
"forest fires would ignite for no reason"
"giant bugs because more oxygen"
I think that's the reason. Even the planet was like "wtf have I done?"
God saw the error of his ways
If enough giant spiders congregate, mother nature decides to delete the area.
‘How the chihuahua survives all of this is beyond me’, even alien spiders aren’t ballsy enough to go after a chihuahua. There’s a reason the Aztecs used those vicious lil buggers to guard against snakes 🐍
What's even funnier is... Where did they even come from? Like literally. We're they just roaming around in huge packs? How the F did they hunt? They have a fighting capacity of a toddler with foam noddle
@@sirith9157bro clearly you've never faced a class of children wielding pool noodles 😂😂
Every last one of them gets possessed by bloodlust lmao
i thought maybe its sweater smelled like moth balls
@@katiejuby that is also a possibility
Yeah it was the mothball smell guessing why grandma doesn’t get got is because she smells/is near the smell as she makes sweaters
11:01 "the spider continues being the spider" is such an amazing quote lmao
I'm killing it in Roanoke bingo today, we are 10ish minutes in and I've already got anglerfish, Amy, and obscure southern slang.
But no car. He even managed to work a truck into a more recent video where there weren't any vehicles at all. *Because* there weren't any vehicles. Could've at least told us how much pressure the garbage compactor would have had and compared it to the crushing force of being hit with a really nice truck had someone managed to get a truck into the building to fight the spider with. ... *takes notes for future movie*
Took this long for Roanoke to cover Sting due to the lack of feet to start with.
😂
🤣
I don’t get it
I don't get it
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
"Hes just spider-ing....MENACINGLY"
9:48 anyone else love the parts where he makes references to past videos and things he’s said like they’re our own inside jokes because I sure do
0:24 At least we have the option to kill spiders with fire. That strategy doesn’t work so well with the anglerfish
Plasma burns just as well underwater as in the air.
If you failed, you used insufficient fire
@@phecto I recommend Phosphex. Good stuff so much so the Mechanicus deliberately lost the formula.
Purification by fire!
Anglerfish might need molten lava, or electrical damage.
You have not tried hard enough
Quick fact about the Goliath Bird Eater: they actually don’t actively hunt birds, but they are opportunistic. People speculated that when this specie was found eating a bird, the bird was either already dead or was injured.
or it got really lucky
I have an army of jumping spiders. I saved a preggo one, and 4 generations they have stopped the constant ant invasion and terminate most bugs. Also low key cute and curious
I was browsing through Amazon looking at Halloween costumes and found an anglerfish. I immediately thought of Roanoke. Lol
Was it "Sexy Anglerfish"?
Jumping spider: we vibe
any other type of spider: WAR, DEATH, FIRE, BURN!!!!
What about the "black lab of tarantulas:" the Brazilian black tarantula?
Unlike non jumping spiders.. jumping spiders actually are by far the most intelligent spider.. not even close... they are amoung if not the most intelligent arachnids... they display high awareness of their surroundings AND other awareness of other animals... it was said that they might possess the intelligent of say a 1 year old human... as we know jumping are absolutely extremely curious animals... which makes sense as 1year humans are highly curious aswell... no other spiders actively stare u down and move/turn with ur movements... they don't freeze and hope u ain't notice.. they just keep u in their sight 😆
I like all spiders (I just think they're neat! I did my undergrad research on and am super into creepy crawly critters) But I think the generally more chill vibes toward jumping spiders might, in part, have to do with their fuzziness and their almost catlike behaviors. They kind of act like funny little cats, and even chase laser pointers.
That, and they've got a LOT of positive press- Lucas, peacock jumping spider mating dance video edits, the cute little pictures and videos of them with water drops on their heads. There isn't a Lucas equivalent for other medically insignificant spiders like wolf spiders, huntsmen, house spiders, orbweavers... You get the point.
*KILL MAIM BURN OUR KIN SHALL CONSUME YOU
@@SlenderWolf109 they're also really tiny. I can guarantee you that if jumping spider was at size of any of the other spiders, no one would vibe with them even for money. :D
Spiders eat my enemies so I'm chill them being in the corner of my room, wear droplets of water as hats, their eyes are basically telescopes, webs are ridiculously strong, some look like they have paws, and shake ass to attract mates (male peacock spiders).
So overall I have a special place in my heart for them.
Nice try eight leg-ed FREAK!
0:54 hey Roanoke, I wouldn't, that's how you get godzilla.
Square cube law
@@iconicusensign9624 Science be damned! Give us Godzilla!!!
@@iconicusensign9624 silicone based bones.
I've been getting CPR classes as part of emergency response training for the workspace and my trainers have said that doing one quick cardiac thump if you've seen the person go down moments earlier is a good effort to start with before proper CPR. If it works, great. If it doesn't then just keep doing the CPR until help shows up.
Based off of Roanoke’s comments over the years I believe his nightmare monster is:
A cross between an Angler fish and a Black Widow with antibiotic resistant bacteria in the bite. To be fair that IS pretty terrifying.
That sounds horrific lmao
Rabies. Add rabies, and we have it.
And Prions.
And being parasitic
Okay, I need an angler fish, a black widow, a DNA extraction kit, and a PCR machine. Anyone got something I can borrow?
LOL
Day 17 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover Subnautica.
Day 1 of asking why the day counter you have seems to jump forward beyond what it should be, backwards before where it should be, and pause, remaining on the same day for several days then advances
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon it’s based on days of me asking not waiting but I’m sure if you actually read instead of typing this comment that was supposed to”own me” you’d probably know that;)
The counting days “asking” for something really only makes sense with daily uploads. Just had one of those pop up a couple months ago on MrSamuelStreamer’s channel from a guy asking for just over a year for a rimworld mod.
@@nategarage I'm fully aware of the purpose of comments like these. It does not disprove the reality of what I said however
it would be ideal for him to cover Subnautica next bc the Subnautica 2 teaser dropped two days ago, so it’s trending
Man "barking spiders" brings me back to camping trips as a kid, when my dad would inevitably get gas. Good times.
"Both exhausted but you've just got to keep going" - Parenting described in a sentence 😂
The anglerfish hatred has returned, I have been waiting XD
(Love your work Roanoke, keep killing it bro)
The hatred was allways there and never left
@RoanokeGaming Just wanted to say thanks for all the content! I binged watched a lot of this during my cancer treatment and now im cancer free! It was nice learning about cancer in tid bits from your videos....idk knowledge is personal power I guess. Good luck at Tough Mudder!
Rahhh as he says, know ur enemy, and HEY WELL DONE CURB STOMPING CANCER!!!!!!
🎉🙏
Congratulations on being cancer free! That's awesome! Idk if it was just cancer in general you learned about in these vids, or whichever specific type you had, but even that must have been a comfort, just to know how it works. I'm glad you're cancer free though. I hope your recovery goes well!
Good work Battle Sister. The Emperor protects
@@Aedra101 A lot of it was general but it helped me come to terms with what was going on and helped me get started on doing my own research. I was in so much denial at first I just stayed in my room watching youtube not making or going to appointments. After a while I told myself I couldn't let this anglerfish of cancer win. Recovery has been good, got my last surgery for reconstruction (I had a double masect.) in March so I'm so close to being done!
Bro, I was watching this on my TV and my German wife is now giving me the stink eye from across the room. You owe me a beer or something now.
Not a fan of the 8 leggers I see.
Oh, I see, lol!!!
@RoanokeGaming, can you look into doing a video on the cryptids from cod ghost extincion mode? I'd love to hear your thoughts on what they could possibly be
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is too wide.”
😅😅😅
Jesus christ dude
Those Alabama barking spiders are especially dangerous this time of year
Especially if chili has been served
My man stepped through some seaweed once in the ocean and now angler fish get a bad wrap.
He want me ded now I sad
"Our brains recognize that a spider is a pretty fantastic hunter." What can I say, game recognizes game...
35 seconds and he is already shitting on the angler fish
I mean I don't blame him they are the ugliest women in the sea (if you don't know all the big angler fish are all female)
The hatred of angler fish reminds me that in the newest WoW xpac, there are new humanoid like angler fish mobs that some will literally be stealthed with a clickable "cowering human" coming off their head light bulb antennae thing. lol
"...it also caused intelligence to never really crop up beyond pure survival in the arachnid class."
No one tell him about jumping spiders.
No one tell him a jumping spider watched half of this video with me
Lmaoo true. Jumping spiders r awesome
A lot of spiders are surprisingly smart for their size, just in different ways. Some are pretty social, some can be domesticated to some extent and even taught some easy tricks.
If spiders were bigger, some would most likely be capable of outsmarting most housepets and maybe even becoming fully domesticated.
Which is both adorable and terrifying though
Nobody tell him that he used a photo of a jumping spider in this video.
Roanoke every time he sees an angler: *vox sfx* "Xenos..."
Damn i keep forgetting how jacked Roanoke is
lol i am furiously knitting as i watch this. that better be where the similarities end.
2:00 Roanoke trying to convince us that he *doesn't* just scream into the void about anglerfish
Someone definitely needs to make a horror film with a giant angler fish, just for Roanoke 😂
I hold the same level of ire that Papa Roanoke has to the Anglerfish, to flying stinging insects.
I've come to tolerate them now, but the hatred is still there. Wasps, hornets and yellow jackets can go sting themselves!
I ticked off a hornets nest at work one day (it had built a nest under the stairs we used to access one of our fuel tanks at the airport I worked at.) I ran to Walmart, bought a can of raid, and did a legit drive by of the nest.
@ryanpayne7707 that's the way to do it!
The animal I have an irrational hatred and disgust for are centipedes. I legitimately feel a shudder throughout my entire body and I get goosebumps whenever I see one.
If its any help, house centipedes are the bane of any pests in your house. And they're 100% harmless to people.
Nah fuck centipedes Im sure pain summoned one to attack the leaf village
"That's me squatting with a coffee cup" never fails to make me actually laugh out loud.
2:23. Have to give you kudos for that. That was an amazing dissertation. One that man only knows tooooo well.
2:49 okay dude you’re use of memes has exploded in recent years and I love it!😂
The Angler Fish Mafia send their regards
As an entomologist I was always uninterested in spiders. I mean as far as arachnids go they're pretty much omegas to the gigachads that are the ticks. FUN FACT! Bird-Eater spiders don't eat birds. The artist who illustrated them for the scientific community way back then drew them like that to show their size. Like most spiders they'll eat whatever they think they can catch, which might include a *very* small bird, their usual diet is insects.
i love how this comment is like "Those don't eat birds, they eat whatever they can catch, which includes birds."
@aircraftcarrierwo-class them being called bird eater implies they predate on birds which they dont
@@Someone-lg6dino, what the other comment above you said is actually right, they will eat whatever they can catch and since they are ground hunters, they will not predate on birds. To per day on an animal means you are an act of predator of said animal and they are not active predators of birds as they are a ground fairing species. They do however eat a multitude of reptiles amphibians other large insects or arachnids and small mammals
Again, a Portia spider is smart enough to problem solve trapping and killing other spiders in their own webs. They don’t appear to have a long term memory though.
Ah, one of the very few spiders I tolerate, if only because it stays the fuck away from people and removes other demons.
That's what makes it so cool, it tailors its attack to each situation.
Roanoke did not dissapoint!
18:05 *angry scuttling spider Roanoke noise*
1:13 So there is only one good type of spider then. Daddy Longlegs are actually not spiders at all! They are also called Harvestmen, and they are opiliones, different order of arachnids
Stellar video Roanoke easily a solid 9/10 (would be a 10/10 but due to the film being entirely indoors there was no car talk)
Okay the "mommy wide thighs" joke absolutely sent me. Ive had the video paused while i wheeze my lungs out for a minute now
Externinator sees green fluid coming from the vent? He should have gone to the rooftop radiator to replace its antifreeze
How the hell is this fart joke reference being brought to my attention by possibly one of the smartest people I watch on UA-cam.
Roanoke: thanks for listening to my nonsense.
Me: bro that's not nonsense, it's intelligent rambling and I am here for it.
2:33
Roanoke is truly a man of culture
5:58 Top tier pun and baby costume. Well done.
"Alabama barking spider is a fart joke," I said, ruining the joke.
Oh and spiders are not insects: they have a closed circulatory system using hemolymph and a "book lung." It makes spiders really hard to fumigate out of a house.
It's not just that if insulin pens become unavailable were screwed, if we run out of power were screwed. We need power to check our blood
"Are we there yet, Vegeta?"
that "little strange" joke legit got me, and i hate you for it 💜
Loved the video, Roanoke. Hope you try tackling Ben 10 one day out of sheer ridiculousness. The anatomy of the aliens, the way a human boy's body is changed into various aliens. It'd be fun XD
Oh that would be awesome
It's always a good day when Roanoke posts, this is my favorite channel on youtube.
Spiders keep bugs in check. other bugs. Also, some small birds in some parts of the world.
23:37 Man one of the main reasons I love this channel is the random nonsense
Goated Editor tbh 34:54
I got an addition to your famous “The brain is the most important organ in the body, according to the brain,” and that addition is “but the appendix, an organ with nothing left to lose, would beg to differ!”
Ah yes, the angler fish... The cuddly kitten of the deep sea
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30 seconds in, angler fish mentioned once more, I love this channel so much.
I have some spiders in my house, but i live close to the woods. They're renters who pay me by eating the bugs that dont stay in the corner on a web. They're honestly kind of cool.
Yeah I tend to leave my spiders be unless I feel the population is getting out of control or they look dangerous. Sometimes I’ll catch them in jars if they’re somewhere inconvenient and have them hang out next to me while I do my chores in the dead of night while the rest of the family is asleep. They’re my little captive companions. I usually release them the next day in the front yard.
I grow vegetables and don't like using sprays where I can help it, spiders are fantastic for keeping down pest insects. They're a gardener's best pal.
love your videos seriously the only content i regularly watch and like every day and night now. you have an unbelievably unique blend of intelligence and humour. keep it up man ❤
Not Even a space mutant spider wants to mess with a Chihuahua xD
Ur like the teacher who brings in the movie to class and pauses it every once and awhile to explain like the boss he is to all the kids. Love it. I crown you king nerd. In a cool kinda way. Anyways carry on sir.🥸✌️
The dog had a mothball sweater on!
Pretty sure Bonnie didn't make it past the climax 😢
I just have to acknowledge how wonderfully on brand having an anglerfish as a Halloween decoration is, it’s in the merch showcase. (1:40)
11:02 and that's why you don't just trap a spider, you purge the world from such evil
Honestly if Roanoke quit UA-cam, I don’t know what i would do when doing homework. Been listing to his voice for the past year and half when doing homework.
So you’re telling me , that if some mad lad had a really cool laboratory, with an enclosed environment, could technically experiment on insects, to make them bigger ?
Probably would only be able to make them a small degree larger, otherwise they’d just asphyxiate
@@Bona_TemporaI mean, you could enclose generations of spiders in higher oxygen rich environments. They wouldn't survive outside the lab, tho.
@@gogeta667 it's possible that with targeted breeding you might be able to get them beyond what we think is possible.
It might be possible for them to develop mutations (or change those genes to some extent) that enhance their ability to survive in less oxygen rich environments.
E.g. breed thousands and slowly lower the oxygen, then out of the survivors breed only the largest and keep doing this for generations.
Then breed thousands and turn up the oxygen, keep breeding only the largest for many generations.
Then mix the two resulting groups together in a high oxygen environment as you slowly lower the oxygen down to regular levels over multiple generations.
You might end up with spiders that are significantly larger and pushing the boundaries of their oxygen delivering system.
The Tony Schiavone voiced clips never get old. One of things I remember from 90s television the clearest. "IT'S STING!!!" So goood.
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The discoverer of artificial insulin synthesis made his patent freely available so that insulin could be produced cheaply by anyone.
Unfortunately, he did not take into account the greed of corporations that sell insulin at extortionate prices in some countries.
Nor did he consider their creativity in inventing new "patents" to protect their insulin monopolies.
Lol just anonymously leak it if you want it free then. It will spread far and wide no matter how hard they try to stop it. Someone could surely steal the idea and patent it but it would be a useless move if it was public knowledge due to leaks.
The start of this video was a such a fever dream to listen to. Love it!
I don't know how much you are interested in Transformers, but I would be curious to see how you would break down the Cybertronians. While they are giant alien robots, they are often described as being made of a living metal with a self-replicating cellular structure and a genetic code, as well as seemingly organs that they can't build themselves. (Admittedly the original show plays more loose with it given the lore was still being created, so there are some cases of them building them there... but that's seemingly become the exception, rather then the norm.)
When I think alien lifeform, my default answer is someone sent it to be sneaky while hoping to remove a rival.
the only exception to my spider rule are Jumping Spiders, they have actual intelligence compared to other spider-style arachnids, they have potential. The others DO NOT.
And they're pretty nice, honestly. I don't even mind when the wander into my house, they're cute.
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They 100% know who we are and have been known to respond to names and can be trained.
Hey, other spiders do have potential. I trained a grass spider to respond to my voice
Every time i hear you talk about "angler fish" im just like "this guy broooooo....." LMAO
The Chihuahua was wearing a sweater. That's how it survived.
4:50 I ask myself the same question whenever I watch movies, play games, etc, with spiders in them...
This is extremely petty, but boy do I hate this film for multiple reasons. One, bashing the hard working dad like it's a sport, Heather, the absolute brutal killing of an innocent grieving mother, dissing of other animals (cats specifically, I mean they have even saved people from burning houses by waking up their owners in time), and killing off all other pets EXCEPT the super vulnerable and easily eaten dog. If you're going to kill all other pets, take the dog too or let them all get out somehow. I hate it when films favorite specific pets.
I hate how some people love dogs and just hate other animals. Like dogs are the only animals that are worth loving or getting attached to
Ah yes, the elusive Alabama barking spider, despite many appearances by them around my dad Ive never quite been able to see one...which is probably a good thing because they have a particular aroma LOL
Roaches>>> angler fish
Especially in terms of disgust.
Johj!!!
I love watching your vids when I'm hungover because I immediately start learning.
"The best spider is a dead spider"
You've obviously never interacted with a jumping spider.
My curiosity tells me to stay but my arachnophobia tells me to leave
This might be controversial, but hear me out..
I incorporated a Roanoke-coded scientist in my recent story, who falls in love with an anglerfish alien. I might just have created this match made in hell, but guess what, I dont regret anything
The plot thickens...
YES, i absolutely live for roanokes hatred of angler fish
How do we recommend movies, you need to see ice spiders.
15:48 my pancreatic cells are Simga.