The ANCIENT SAPIENT Organism In The Earth Explained

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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  2 місяці тому +92

    Thanks for watching my fellow nerds! I do appreciate you checking out the video
    If you want to check out halloween merch: www.roanokemerch.com
    Gaming channel!: www.youtube.com/@roanokegames2979

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 2 місяці тому +3

      Roanoke Gaming Could you please do a video on The Tarkatans From mortal Kombat

    • @MarlonS-gj5tb
      @MarlonS-gj5tb 2 місяці тому +3

      can you do a video on how halo spartans dont rip their tendons from their bones cause its still confusing to me how that worked. alongside how the spartans or master chief learned so fast to use new weaponry when he is in the front line??

    • @Memeygoober
      @Memeygoober 2 місяці тому +4

      Roanoke love your videos can you do one on shimu or whatever her name is from Godzilla x Kong the one were they go into the hollow earth to defeat the orange orangutan and save hollow earth from his reign I wanna now how she makes that ice. Or you could do a video on cabin in the woods please.

    • @actualfactual8933
      @actualfactual8933 2 місяці тому +2

      Case39 would be an awesome video

    • @admiralwraith7868
      @admiralwraith7868 2 місяці тому +3

      please do a video on the infestation from warframe🙏

  • @N0T1C3R0FtH1NGS
    @N0T1C3R0FtH1NGS 2 місяці тому +1048

    That’s what a person who was sick all the time would say

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 2 місяці тому +6

      😮

    • @codysmith66
      @codysmith66 2 місяці тому +75

      Bros fighting a cold every other video. If the damn thing didn't keep mutating he'd be a case study for immunity 🤣

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 2 місяці тому +19

      @@codysmith66 there are over a thousand variations at any one time is why the cold is so mighty.

    • @codysmith66
      @codysmith66 2 місяці тому +16

      @@randallbesch2424 And he's fought all of them. Case in point of my joke. 😅

    • @offensive.sewing.0538
      @offensive.sewing.0538 2 місяці тому +13

      bros is in a age where a sipp of alcohol makes you get sick immediately 😂

  • @suwacc3237
    @suwacc3237 2 місяці тому +662

    If the fungus is sapient then why not defeat it by introducing it to gambling and alcoholism?

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 місяці тому +36

      Because those activities need thumbs.

    • @cortholiopezorama8879
      @cortholiopezorama8879 2 місяці тому +73

      You don’t need thumbs at the roulette table.

    • @suwacc3237
      @suwacc3237 2 місяці тому +72

      @@DH-xw6jp You don't need thumbs to down six shots of vodka and head to the blackjack table.
      FACT: 99.999% of fungi quit gambling before hitting it big and making 10 times their money back.

    • @jimbee3935
      @jimbee3935 2 місяці тому +19

      Gambling alcoholic? Sounds like a fun guy.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 2 місяці тому

      Its what Yeast does when it meets sugar. The Fungus introduced US to Alcoholism... just saying, whos in control here?

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 місяці тому +733

    "The woods don't look hostile."
    Even without a sci-fi monster, woods are not human friendly. Predators, poisonous plants, and no plumbing. All great reasons to fear the woods.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 2 місяці тому +19

      We use to live in the woods some still do and you have to know what you are doing but yes it has dangers the main one is finding food not just from animals but more so from plants.

    • @chriscomp20
      @chriscomp20 2 місяці тому +32

      Wana talk about why the woods are scary?? bruh didnt even mention the lack of air conditioning.

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 2 місяці тому +10

      A matter of perspective. I aint sociable, so the woods are very soothing

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 2 місяці тому +8

      There is no need to fear that which is in the woods. But you must respect it for it can kill you

    • @michaelo5665
      @michaelo5665 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@borttorbbq2556 plenty of reasons to be afraid that's literally why animals including humans develop a fear response in the first place.

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 2 місяці тому +342

    Roanoke's immune system is going to be as jacked as Arnold Schwarzenegger at this point

    • @artificiallyflavord5588
      @artificiallyflavord5588 2 місяці тому +12

      Obviously not if he's sick in every video lol

    • @GenderFluidDragonKing
      @GenderFluidDragonKing 2 місяці тому +24

      @@artificiallyflavord5588 you do have a point there but it's like tearing your muscles in order to build them up

    • @erichoward1977
      @erichoward1977 2 місяці тому +6

      Maybe he is a Terminator

    • @shadowdragonx07
      @shadowdragonx07 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂​@@erichoward1977

    • @shadowdragonx07
      @shadowdragonx07 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@erichoward1977i wonder ish his cold hunting for sara conner 😅

  • @tenebrousoul9368
    @tenebrousoul9368 2 місяці тому +534

    Anglerfish have cursed you.

    • @FullMetalElric
      @FullMetalElric 2 місяці тому +25

      One day Roanoke wakes up and is just face to face with an anglerfish in the middle of the deep ocean. Before he actually wakes up. Putting that on him because he won't stop yapping about it.

    • @Bees1408
      @Bees1408 2 місяці тому +7

      I thought you meant like The Magnus Archives type at first then I remembered his beef with the *Actual* fish 😂

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 2 місяці тому +4

      @@FullMetalElric My research into making flying anglerfish is going well, some are showing potential signs of terraranan gigantism.

    • @Michael1777-1
      @Michael1777-1 23 дні тому +1

      😂

    • @titolopez6754
      @titolopez6754 19 днів тому

      ​@@chilomine839bruh

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 2 місяці тому +266

    In ancient Rome, there were 4 kinds of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
    Poison IV would just make you itchy.

    • @wayneigoe6722
      @wayneigoe6722 2 місяці тому +20

      Not gonna lie... That's pretty clever. Bravo

    • @MissFazzington
      @MissFazzington 2 місяці тому +17

      Can someone explain the joke? I get that it's likely a pun with Roman numerals and the acronym "IV", but I don't know what IV stands for.

    • @hughejanus2546
      @hughejanus2546 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@MissFazzingtonPoison Ivy

    • @MissFazzington
      @MissFazzington 2 місяці тому +15

      @@hughejanus2546 Oh, thank you. English is not my first language.

    • @cats_as_phists1304
      @cats_as_phists1304 2 місяці тому +28

      English is my first and only language. It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get the joke lol.

  • @starfrost276
    @starfrost276 2 місяці тому +259

    @10:30 This is true wisdom. When I went to Egypt I managed to get separated from my group and almost like clockwork I was physically forced into a small pottery shop and pressed to drink some tea that was poured yet neither of the two men that sat me down would. I kept telling them that my friends were waiting for me at the boat and that I needed to go or they would come looking for me but all these two did was tell me how rude it would be for me to refuse to drink, claiming customs and local hospitality. I got the hell out of there as quickly as I could and to this day have no doubt that I would never have lived this many years if I had drank even a drop of that tea.

    • @idrathernot_2
      @idrathernot_2 2 місяці тому +62

      Smart lad/lass. Nobody who cares about someone being rude over local customs is going to stop and take to the time to explain to you that refusal is rude to local customs. 100% they wanted your kidneys or your booty cheeks or both.

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri 2 місяці тому +14

      That's actually terrifying.

    • @ak-ub1ym
      @ak-ub1ym 2 місяці тому

      Ah classic merican paranoia , Mind telling how is this "true wisdom"? That says be a dbag without context on situation.
      Unless u have some instances where ppl / tourists were missing especially from that area and is notorious for it
      But from the looks of it , seems like it's a tourist spot and a popular one so u are talking out of ur arse and trying to show how much of a douche u are and proud about it.
      They prob gave u place to stay hoping that u were lost and place stay assuming that u didn't know the way / got lost from the group and since it's Egypt and prob sandstorm season so travel would be blocked and u would prob get lost so mind giving some context?

    • @ak-ub1ym
      @ak-ub1ym 2 місяці тому

      Ah classic American paranoia , mind telling how is this "true wisdom"? Unless u have some instances where ppl / tourists were missing especially from that area & u were prob being a dbag for no reason to ppl who gave u place to stay assuming it's Egypt and sandstorms are pretty common and U NEVER CONTEXT TO THE SITUATION U WERE IN when from ur description of the place it looks like a safe tourist location.
      Lol it's funny how none of the 136 + these 2 numskulls in the comments never question the context of ur situation and automatically assume that u were in a bad situation and judged the other party like as if they were organ traffickers.

    • @crypto66
      @crypto66 2 місяці тому +37

      Differing regions have their own customs regarding the idea of sacred hospitality, but the taboo is often about hosts refusing guests and not the other way around. Forcing people to consume random stuff sounds like the exact opposite of hospitality, so that was probably just a wide net for pressuring ignorant tourists.
      That said; I probably would have drank it, with how pliable I am.

  • @AFlyingTaco1
    @AFlyingTaco1 2 місяці тому +42

    25:54 Well, in the eternal words of Earth's greatest defender: "We know nothing about their language, their history, or what they look like. But we can assume this - they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks."

    • @Zyroes
      @Zyroes 2 місяці тому +3

      They look like dorks! _angry noises_

    • @jameswest3847
      @jameswest3847 2 місяці тому +4

      Did he just return from a triumphant carpet bombing of eden 7?

  • @thomasjimboy7583
    @thomasjimboy7583 2 місяці тому +13

    I’ll be honest, one tip of advice I took from papa Roanoke was it was our god given rite to poke stuff with a stick. Found too much weird stuff recently that I remembered that advice and found a stick to poke it.

  • @Michael_OBrian
    @Michael_OBrian 2 місяці тому +107

    Basically someone partially remembered the Thorian from Mass Effect and made a movie about it.

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 2 місяці тому +6

      😮

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 2 місяці тому +6

      But not as good.

  • @DabbleDo
    @DabbleDo 2 місяці тому +198

    The ETERNAL HEAD-COLD in Roanoke Gaming Explained

    • @TheJcris87
      @TheJcris87 2 місяці тому

      totally relatable tbh

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 2 місяці тому +5

      Wear a beanie. Head no longer cold. ⚕

    • @Refertech101
      @Refertech101 2 місяці тому +2

      I have that one, I am very sick of it, got vitamin d supplements and multivitamins, I want it ded!

  • @RaeSyngKane
    @RaeSyngKane 2 місяці тому +97

    Four idiots step on sentient mushrooms who says “ow, can you stop that?”

  • @notrelatedtobacon1282
    @notrelatedtobacon1282 2 місяці тому +30

    "Smells sideways through time" is a wild fucking statement, im stealing that😂

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 2 місяці тому +3

      With hints of tachyons and sandalwood.

  • @EngraveDanger
    @EngraveDanger 2 місяці тому +65

    The Flashing Lights warnings are legitimately appreciated. Thank you for them, Mr. Roanoke.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 2 місяці тому +60

    "Im not sick all the time"
    Dude you spend as much time sick as Markiplier does in the hospital

  • @joycebrandon
    @joycebrandon 16 днів тому +3

    Your description of Alma's bad trip sounds almost identical to what I experienced in the hospital when they gave me Ketamine. Hit head on by a drunk driver - broke both legs, left arm, ribs on both sides - terrible pain. They said Ketamine would help but "might cause hallucinations".
    OH MY GOD. It was an 18 hour nightmare. Like I was trapped in some underground tunnel, threatening voices rumbling and whispering, then suddenly seeming to yell in my ear.
    Sometimes I noticed a nurse in the room, but was actually afraid to try speaking to them. Finally it wore off enough to beg them not to give me any more.
    Horrible experience.
    (But, I have the use of my arm back & may walk again by next March!)

    • @WaitingToBeAGhost
      @WaitingToBeAGhost 4 дні тому +1

      Hope you heal up especially quickly and regain your full mobility! And yeah Ketamine and Codeine as pain killers are completely bonkers worst trips of my life after a similarly life threatening car accident a decade a go

    • @joycebrandon
      @joycebrandon 4 дні тому +1

      @WaitingToBeAGhost Thank you so much! I hope you're doing well after your experience. It's a rough damned road.

    • @WaitingToBeAGhost
      @WaitingToBeAGhost 4 дні тому

      @@joycebrandon Yeah I made a full recovery the only thing is some chronic soreness in the right sciatic and ribs but honestly you get used to it after a while and I'm just blessed to be alive and kicking. It is a rough road but it puts things into perspective. I really do wish you all the best and hope that you don't have many or indeed any lasting after-effects. Even when it gets hard it is always worth it so buckle up and stay positive and you will pull through completely. Sending good vibes and I'll do my best to check in on you in a few months

  • @Dwarfurious
    @Dwarfurious 2 місяці тому +223

    i think the idea of an alien race advanced enough to travel here and try to interact with us would take offense to a handshake, like, what they think we know their customs and are trying to threaten death with a handshake? you'd have to have the stupidest advanced aliens ever

    • @LilyTheDoll
      @LilyTheDoll 2 місяці тому +5

      agreed fr

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 2 місяці тому +16

      Idk, they might just assume a handshake is a challenge to an arm wrestling match, and therefore take that as a threat to their authority. 🤷‍♂️

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 2 місяці тому +4

      we can't guess just how "alien" aliens could and/or would be.

    • @johnathanmonsen6567
      @johnathanmonsen6567 2 місяці тому +33

      @@UGNAvalon That's the thing, though, why would they assume that? They _know_ they're dealing with an alien culture, they'd know that any gesture we make wouldn't necessarily match with their expectations.
      _We've_ already thought about this kind of scenario, and we're nowhere near interstellar travel, so one would think an alien civilization that could get here would have thought it through at least the same amount. They should have realized that those kinds of assumptions would be reckless.

    • @johnathanmonsen6567
      @johnathanmonsen6567 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ecogreen123 Of course, by corallary, we can't guess just how surprisingly human they might be. My personal expectation is that, at least psychologically, the differences between us would turn out little deeper than those between wildly different cultures within humanity.

  • @theawesome129youtubereviews
    @theawesome129youtubereviews 2 місяці тому +17

    i cannot understate how much i have LOVED to watch your editing progressively change, always makes me laugh

  • @BaDNeWsPaNdA1
    @BaDNeWsPaNdA1 2 місяці тому +8

    Hey Roanoke! I feel that about October ' 24
    On Monday, I went to work @ my job as a Manufacturer Operator. I normally spend all day assembling rear axles of Trucks and I have to manually control a air powered hoist to carry the HEAVY parts, and well...the Hoist supports collapsed on top of me. I thought for a moment after being struck if I was bleeding and luckily I wasn't I was then sloooowly brought to the hospital and was told I was a "inch or so" from fatal incident.
    I got acromioclavicular tear in my shoulder ligament and was struck in the back. I HURT but I'm alive and happy to be here. Enjoy life Everyone, before fungus get ya ❤

  • @flexdon5188
    @flexdon5188 2 місяці тому +12

    Here he is, welcome back, get well soon I've got a nasty cold atm myself, just that time of year I reckon

  • @thatguy44148
    @thatguy44148 2 місяці тому +52

    Please allow me to study every time I open a book roanoke uploads

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 2 місяці тому +14

      You are studying. Roanoke is an educational channel, after all.

  • @jdottdeestv8149
    @jdottdeestv8149 2 місяці тому +54

    Woo, within seconds of uploading :) Feeling blessed! And you always sound sick lately dude 😂😂

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 2 місяці тому

      😮

    • @ABOneOG
      @ABOneOG 2 місяці тому

      ​@@EDDJOECORRthat all you can comment on every comment... lame ass clown

  • @mechaman7818
    @mechaman7818 2 місяці тому +30

    6:22 I almost got took out by some underground fungi. Blastomycosis. Good times.

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ 2 місяці тому +1

      Almost watched one of my dogs get ended by that. Scary stuff...

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 2 місяці тому +16

    The cold knows you are a biologist, so he constantly picking on you

  • @DavisXero
    @DavisXero 2 місяці тому +8

    Oh man, I never knew earth was pretty old! Great video and see ya next time!

  • @thekurointhecorner9957
    @thekurointhecorner9957 2 місяці тому +3

    Taking a microbio class rn, and I actually understand so much more than I did when I first started watching you years ago, honestly watching you while doing microbio homework

  • @thatguy44148
    @thatguy44148 2 місяці тому +11

    Just came to leave a comment and like for the algorithm I'll watch it tomorrow after I'm done studying

  • @HappyAspid
    @HappyAspid 2 місяці тому +4

    "I am a scientist on drugs. I am unstopable." - Gordon Freeman

  • @Mrhill-l2z
    @Mrhill-l2z 2 місяці тому +4

    My wards and I love your videos I'm a hospice nurse and they love your humor and videos, and I love how happy you make them, thank you for being awesome my good sir

  • @fallenrose1979
    @fallenrose1979 2 місяці тому +89

    FOUND IT WITHIN A MINUTE OF RELEASE

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 2 місяці тому +7

      same brother, for once notifications comin in clutch

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 2 місяці тому +2

      😮

    • @fallenrose1979
      @fallenrose1979 2 місяці тому +1

      @@marsar1775I didn’t get a notification bro I just found it when I opened UA-cam 💀

    • @kadennoble5194
      @kadennoble5194 2 місяці тому +1

      37 seconds 🤷‍♂️

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 2 місяці тому

      @@kadennoble5194 😮

  • @Omfghellokitty
    @Omfghellokitty 2 місяці тому +6

    I swear you always post videos right as I order food. Great value

  • @CaptainDilf357
    @CaptainDilf357 2 місяці тому +11

    Just went on break that was perfect timing thanks man!!!

  • @MinkyLabariFresh
    @MinkyLabariFresh 2 місяці тому +5

    I absolutely love watching these videos outload while my bf who majored in bio, works in two clinical research labs and is currently in his MPH program is in the room. At least you both agree Epi is the coolest lol

  • @kylewolff1728
    @kylewolff1728 2 місяці тому +7

    Goddamnit, now I have "smell sideways through time" on my bucket list...

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 місяці тому +23

    I’d love to see Roanoke react to Zombie Strippers. It includes Freddy Kruger, Robert Englund.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 2 місяці тому +1

      It includes the actor not the character.

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 2 місяці тому +3

      @@randallbesch2424 hence I said his name

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ 2 місяці тому +1

      I want to see him break down Black Sheep. It's a hilariously dumb comedy horror where people get infected by a zombie sheep virus.

  • @coltclassic45
    @coltclassic45 2 місяці тому +20

    I have a merch idea. Professor fur face swatting at an anglerfish in a fishbowl.

  • @eh___7796
    @eh___7796 2 місяці тому +15

    Guys he's just getting sick to study the effect of the disease on his body, the common cold video will come out as a Christmas special!

  • @ZelphTheWebmancer
    @ZelphTheWebmancer 2 місяці тому +57

    Sounds like a real fungi

  • @The_Stumbler
    @The_Stumbler 2 місяці тому +20

    Ah i see, Roanoke just does all his normal stuff such as road trips, tuff mudders and fearing anglerfish while completely healthy, taking his sick down time to record upcoming and future videos. If there's ever a brief period that he doesn't upload, it's because he's not sick.

  • @Anamisora1003
    @Anamisora1003 2 місяці тому +6

    I was sleeping but papa roanoke came in with a story book.

  • @andyartmaster101
    @andyartmaster101 2 місяці тому +2

    You and the people that help with the channel need to be the science advisor for this movie

  • @skylerhall1537
    @skylerhall1537 2 місяці тому +3

    My husband and I are constantly going "this is your fault! I was gonna cut all your toes off but you moved!" From this movie for anything that was 100% not someone's fault and we *have* to say it the way the guy in this movie says it and it's a great way to immediately get over inconveniences in life.
    10/10 channel your inner delusional Hobo Trash King for all of life's little inconveniences. And blame the person who DEFINITELY wasn't involved in the situation for the problem at hand.

  • @rozu7772
    @rozu7772 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for adding in that Where's Waldo picture. My allergies are pretty bad today, but looking for Waldo for five minutes helped my body forget to sneeze for a bit. 😂 Feels a little better!

  • @liamhealy4993
    @liamhealy4993 2 місяці тому +6

    Raaaaaaaah, love it when brother drops while I’m at work

  • @Bryan-uw1ny
    @Bryan-uw1ny 2 місяці тому +5

    The 1st Gen Tacoma bit made me warm inside and hard on the outside.😂

  • @JI-eq3zq
    @JI-eq3zq 2 місяці тому +2

    Got one while it's still fresh! Love your videos, man. I challenge you to do one on something that you really love but you think viewers may not, I'd watch it.

  • @thehungryskink9852
    @thehungryskink9852 2 місяці тому +1

    "I'm not sick all the time"
    The angler fish: "It has been nearly a month since I've infilitrated the heretic's plumbing. His health continues to fail, but remains none the wiser ss to my involvment."

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 2 місяці тому +1

    @5:21 (paraphrasing) 🎶 "Everyone is awkward!! Everyone is weird with a high IQ!! Everyone is AWKWARD, when you work in a LAAAAB!!!" 🎶 🤣🥃

  • @ZTLGsmashultimate436
    @ZTLGsmashultimate436 2 місяці тому +6

    He really likes the Tf2 More Gun
    Because He literally is the guy who would use More Gun

  • @innfrostt7905
    @innfrostt7905 2 місяці тому +6

    The ash baby at 2:21

  • @Kradily
    @Kradily 2 місяці тому +1

    Not even 10 seconds in and mans doing dad joke! man i love this channel.

  • @joshuadejesus9861
    @joshuadejesus9861 2 місяці тому +6

    They sure don’t seem like fun guys.

  • @Mayor.Of.Eville
    @Mayor.Of.Eville 2 місяці тому +11

    Angler Fish Angler Fish Angler Fish 3 times in the mirror 0:54

  • @klys555dev7
    @klys555dev7 2 місяці тому +5

    I'm a simple guy, I c a new Roanoke video has come out, I hit like, wonder why the movie was made, wait for him to cover the underworld movies, and repeat 😂

  • @Captain.AmericaV1
    @Captain.AmericaV1 2 місяці тому +32

    *I blame them bloody Angler Fish!!*

  • @matthewcrandell9509
    @matthewcrandell9509 2 місяці тому +1

    props to you for completing a tough mudder, those are brutal

  • @jessicawilson1751
    @jessicawilson1751 2 місяці тому +2

    A Tough Mudder 10 mile run sounds like a lot of fun! Maybe I'll have to find something similar in my area after I run my first full marathon next year! Training for one type of race at a time, though, lol.

  • @QuantumRangerPower
    @QuantumRangerPower 2 місяці тому +1

    I actually laughed out loud at the first joke. Great job!

  • @jorgebarrera5779
    @jorgebarrera5779 2 місяці тому +8

    There's a movie about electric sentient eels you should give a look at reminds me of anglerfish

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 2 місяці тому +20

    "Waving could be seen as a sign of war."
    No joke some soldiers in Afghanistan got shot at because they waved at some Taliban with their left hand, which is an insult in their culture.

    • @cristristam9054
      @cristristam9054 2 місяці тому +4

      Weren't they there to fight the taliban faction and put non-taliban Afghanistans in control?
      Or do you mean they were shot at by Afganis ?
      Because in afghani culture that is an insult ,not just for the taliban faction. Talibans would have shot at them regardless as they were their opponents....

    • @mr.pig1528
      @mr.pig1528 2 місяці тому +2

      @@cristristam9054I assume they meant afghans

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 2 місяці тому +3

      @@cristristam9054 taliban, this group was sitting on top of a big rock in the desert and didn't shoot at first, which is why he waved.
      Not every soldier shoots the other side on sight every time, regardless of culture or religion.
      It might be more likely, but not impossible, the soldiers were lost and trying to make their way back to base.

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 2 місяці тому +2

      @@mr.pig1528 nope taliban, not every soldier shoots on sight.

    • @callmeginga
      @callmeginga 2 місяці тому +3

      No joke some Taliban guys got retconned from existence because they got uppity over waving.

  • @OG_Cool_Cat
    @OG_Cool_Cat 2 місяці тому +1

    Are you getting enough sleep, Roanoke? The minute I become sleep deprived, my immune system becomes hot garbage. I might as well be out licking doorknobs.

  • @dstupid.5830
    @dstupid.5830 2 місяці тому

    Roanoke it's just that time of the season where we are prone to sickness so I ain't blaming u for always being sick good content as always

  • @MySpartan94
    @MySpartan94 2 місяці тому +1

    that quick 6 seconds caught me off guard pretty good...

  • @elysium5410
    @elysium5410 2 місяці тому +5

    2:50 I don't think he's showing of just the mug...

  • @ethansalazar799
    @ethansalazar799 2 місяці тому +4

    A Roanoke classic

  • @soshi7869
    @soshi7869 2 місяці тому

    The thanks for watching gag literally never gets old

  • @crusher9z9
    @crusher9z9 2 місяці тому +5

    17:24 yes bro actually yes, it's sterile, well, sterile enough, soldiers and woodsmen would do this 100%.

  • @aeonvt
    @aeonvt 2 місяці тому +2

    Literally dropped as soon as I got on break. Sick!

  • @tieflingcody7493
    @tieflingcody7493 2 місяці тому

    15:28
    The immune system response: "So you've chosen the path of a liberation"

  • @marksevastipol1946
    @marksevastipol1946 2 місяці тому +3

    As someone who drives past humansville for work can agree its horrible

  • @Deception975
    @Deception975 2 місяці тому +1

    Been having a rough couple of weeks myself. Got poison ivy on the back of my hands. Then that area got sunburned, from cleaning up the debris from the hurricane. Finally getting to a point where my skin is no longer splitting open. Hopefully you'll get better soon, as well.

  • @williamthomas4769
    @williamthomas4769 2 місяці тому

    8 days till Halloween, still plenty of time for you to cover either immortal viruses that lead to the lycan or vampire strains from the Underworld franchise. I swear to God I'm not coping and waiting my time asking for all these months back to back, surely Roanoke will finally hear me out

  • @Excellle
    @Excellle 2 місяці тому +1

    Favorite part of my day is seeing you squatting with a coffee mug

  • @walterabanathy7814
    @walterabanathy7814 2 місяці тому +34

    Last time I was this early it ended in divorce

    • @shaneguy5275
      @shaneguy5275 2 місяці тому

      Got married and consummated his pants

    • @MedicAles-q9t
      @MedicAles-q9t 2 місяці тому +1

      Did you just make a joke about Roanoke's divorce? Big ooof.

    • @walterabanathy7814
      @walterabanathy7814 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MedicAles-q9t i don't know the circumstances of roanokes divorce and neither do you. It was a joke, calm tf down.

  • @Arius_Astronomy
    @Arius_Astronomy 2 місяці тому +1

    So funny thing. Every time when I click on a video on my reconmended page it is always one where you are sick 😂.

  • @Klowd9888
    @Klowd9888 2 місяці тому

    Went very philosophical at the end there 😆. Love these videos. I learn more and more about everytime i see em.

  • @localehistory
    @localehistory 2 місяці тому +3

    Woods aren’t deadly. I live in them. You can fight bears off and scare the windegos, the fresh air is worth it

  • @crusher9z9
    @crusher9z9 2 місяці тому +11

    5:46 bro only in movie logic land. have you never been outside theres all sorts of dust just because you're sneezing in the woods doesn't mean you're sick, theres tons of vapor dust spores bacteria soot everywhere. even bright sunlight or cold air can make you sneeze.

    • @crusher9z9
      @crusher9z9 2 місяці тому

      i mean he literally is surrounded by ferns which create spores.

  • @kingstonian7066
    @kingstonian7066 2 місяці тому +1

    Im Jamaican i love your videos 😂blessings roanoke gaming 🙏 🙌

  • @kyleleeson4498
    @kyleleeson4498 2 місяці тому +3

    Well I guess I can early comment when the credit movie rolls 10 seconds in.

  • @Biomass1
    @Biomass1 2 місяці тому +2

    Im actually looking for a late 80s or early 90s pickup. T-100 or something similar. 4x4, manual tranny, V6, no unnecessary electronics, you know the deal. Back when trucks were awesome and incredibly reliable. Rock on brother.

  • @-_918Buba_-
    @-_918Buba_- 2 місяці тому +1

    Hey its not a game on the gaming channel. I was starting to think my movies on the gaming channel & games on the Cinema channel had finally gotten to ya 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I appreciate you bud, hope you get feeling better.

  • @KayliW-x5y
    @KayliW-x5y 2 місяці тому

    On one of our first dates, my husband and I took a late night walk around town. When we stopped to sit and chat for a few minutes, some random guy riding a bicycle (it's like 1 AM), rides on by. Neither of us know who he is, he goes to stop in front of us and he's still moving a little bit when he tries to hand us a thermos type bottle and says "You want some?" We declined, and he just rode off without another word or looking back at us at all. It's been years, and we have not forgotten. Stranger danger is real even after you're an adult.

  • @phalanx2117
    @phalanx2117 2 місяці тому +3

    Waiting for the angler fish reference.

  • @ssjabelincoln420
    @ssjabelincoln420 2 місяці тому +1

    9 minutes in and I'm already champing at the bit for Martin to die lol

  • @CrystalGem619
    @CrystalGem619 2 місяці тому

    Dude, I have been watching your videos for years now. I love this shit lol.

  • @sirknightly-knight9334
    @sirknightly-knight9334 2 місяці тому

    Bro you blew my mind by just casually mentioning you can physically see my autism in my brain! I never knew this!!

  • @arjayking6024
    @arjayking6024 2 місяці тому +2

    Sounds like they took part of the movie 'Shrooms' and made a weird nature cult.

  • @efc_rackuun
    @efc_rackuun 2 місяці тому

    Intro alone was worth its own video lol

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 2 місяці тому +1

    This kinda reminds me of the psychic fungus from Fringe Season 4 Episode 3. It was bonded to a kid, so it grew based on his emotional state, and when it was being torched to contain the growth, the kid grew feverish.
    That reminds me, have you considered covering diseases & organisms from tv shows? My favorite is the mind-affecting hemorrhagic fever that literally aerosolizes victims’ blood.

  • @zanderstick
    @zanderstick 2 місяці тому

    Finishing RE 2 for the fourth time and lo papa Roanoke uploads excellent timing

  • @chzybean
    @chzybean 2 місяці тому

    11:13. Random PSR cameo. I see you, Roanoke! 😄

  • @vVendetta69
    @vVendetta69 2 місяці тому +1

    My favorite part is when Roanoke

  • @TheCarrionKing27
    @TheCarrionKing27 2 місяці тому

    I can imagine him skewering a angler fish like "starting with the feet"

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 2 місяці тому +1

    "smell sideways through time"🤣🤣🤣

  • @benbreuer4966
    @benbreuer4966 2 місяці тому

    I didn’t know my nerve clusters were in clumps. I now live in constant fear. Thanks papa.

  • @Revell_0
    @Revell_0 2 місяці тому +9

    Cool thing to Learn of my own autism. Clump instead of webs,cool stuff.

  • @rolobrown123
    @rolobrown123 2 місяці тому

    “Thanks for watching”
    Issac clark: “Ayo watch this”

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 2 місяці тому +1

    5:30 am. Some of us call that sleeping in. A lot.