Sister Cindy: The College Campus Preacher

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis 3 роки тому +9990

    😈

    • @NateBeeman
      @NateBeeman 3 роки тому +194

      Hail Jarvis!

    • @dextertravis2611
      @dextertravis2611 3 роки тому +250

      You're definitely the devil for exposing us to tik tok toilet lady

    • @idkanymore2183
      @idkanymore2183 3 роки тому +22

      I just came from your video

    • @willem_g
      @willem_g 3 роки тому +8

      @@idkanymore2183 *to

    • @caitlin6113
      @caitlin6113 3 роки тому +5

      respect

  • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
    @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 3 роки тому +5034

    Mexico is the second largest catholic country in the world, if anything our food is holy.

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent 3 роки тому +247

      Evangelists hate Catholics tho. How much you wanna bet Cindy would get all huffy that Mexicans have respect for the Virgin Mary?

    • @l-3832
      @l-3832 3 роки тому +109

      @@Primalintent I don’t think it’s that Protestants/Evangelicals don’t respect Mary, it’s just that they don’t put as much emphasis on worshiping her as Catholic denominations. Now, take what I’m saying with a grain of salt, I left Catholicism when I was 12. Forgot almost everything.
      Edit: guys I get it. Y’all are writing full paragraphs responding to this. And I don’t care how many great arguments you had with your theology teachers lmao. Good for you I guess.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 роки тому +77

      All my experiences with mexican food had pretty unholy consequences though.

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 3 роки тому +20

      @L - Catholics are the only Christian denomination which reveres Mary at all. The Immaculate Conception in Catholicism actually refers to Mary’s conception being sinless somehow (pretty sure her parents boned to make her) in order to make her somehow a little bit divine? It doesn’t make sense to me, it isn’t biblically sound, but the Catholic Church was very interested in having a Mother Goddess type figure to make conversions easier in polytheistic societies.
      I’m not Catholic myself, but I am Lutheran and our whole deal is question everything and decide for yourself, and I went to a Catholic high school and had some fantastic fights with theology teachers.

    • @emm612
      @emm612 3 роки тому +32

      @@thebadpoet She wasn’t born via convention conception, she was conceived out of prayer-her parents were both infertile previously. Other denominations, including Lutheran, do venerate Mary-but to a different extent than Catholicism-because Mary saying yes and agreeing to be the Mother of the Messiah is literally what laid the groundwork for Christianity.

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 2 роки тому +455

    "I was so low that I dated fraternity boys" is HILARIOUS damn I wish she would come to my campus

  • @tayonline
    @tayonline 3 роки тому +1141

    12:17 she comes to our university a lot, and I can assure everyone people only come out to heckle them. I once got to hear a guy rebuttal her talking point with, “is it still premarital sex if you never get married?” And that was iconic.

    • @aldentetoes130
      @aldentetoes130 2 роки тому +125

      Absolute girl boss moment from that guy

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 2 роки тому +23

      I would want someone to ask how her sex life is 😂

    • @temporalmentetonto
      @temporalmentetonto 2 роки тому +18

      I actually want to know, what was the answer?

    • @WeaponizedStrumpet
      @WeaponizedStrumpet 2 роки тому +36

      @@temporalmentetonto Nah, if you don't get married, you're good.
      Source: Trust me.

    • @JessieJ93
      @JessieJ93 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it is, the whole point is not to have sex outside of marriage

  • @NutyRiver
    @NutyRiver 3 роки тому +8597

    “I love the gays, but not in a gay way” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I refuse to believe this isn’t satire. (hi nick I’m gay)

  • @MKVRiscy
    @MKVRiscy 3 роки тому +4620

    I actually know sister Cindy! She was a common sight on my college campus. Her and brother Jeb would always amass a huge crowd consistently just for the sheer absurdity of their sermons. It was always a spectacle: the crowd would always really feed into their sermons and hype them up to get them to say ridiculous things. There was even a guy at my college who would would dress up in a gorilla suit and show up, without fail every time, just add to the absurdity.
    Sister Cindy and Brother Jeb would say some pretty dicey & edgy stuff. Brother Jeb once got hyped into saying that the "black community had abandoned God so God punished black communities by cursing black fathers to abandon their children". So a black student in the crowd asked for other black students in the crowd to call their dad and put them on speaker phone and the dozens of dudes talking to their dads on the phone completely drowned out brother Jeb and it was the funniest and most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed.

    • @saf5561
      @saf5561 2 роки тому +449

      This might be the best thing I’ve ever read😌

    • @24601InspectorJavert
      @24601InspectorJavert 2 роки тому +212

      Truly, God is Good. He blessed you and that whole crowd by allowing you to experience such a transcendent moment together. 🙏

    • @HeadGodoftheGodCouncil
      @HeadGodoftheGodCouncil 2 роки тому +113

      @@24601InspectorJavert Why thank you. I don't want me being associated with the bible..

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 2 роки тому +171

      Man, I wish there was high quality video of that whole event. I would love to see that 😆

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 2 роки тому +127

      pls tell me someone recorded that. I wanna make it my ringtone

  • @elijahthorne303
    @elijahthorne303 2 роки тому +190

    16:03 "WHO SAID IM NOT USING CONDOMS WHILE WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC?!" i HOWLED!!! fucking LOVE that guy, he sounded so offended!! pretty sure thats not how covid is transmitted but go off king!!!!

  • @emmafriend7122
    @emmafriend7122 2 роки тому +214

    This lady was actually on my college campus and I asked her to help me with my homework as a joke. She asked me what it was so I said Spanish and she said that it was good to learn other languages, so basically I'm in Sister Cindy's good graces😇
    She also had Jeb with her and some guy stole his hat he was wearing and Jeb chased the guy around the campus mall. Some people started singing WAP at them. It was a good day for memes on the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire campus

    • @quwynnx3652
      @quwynnx3652 2 роки тому +9

      read this comment laughing then saw you are from uwec and it made it so much funnier! i dont go there but ive grown up in wisco, so glad to see the representation lol

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +1

      Your university got a whole on mall??? That’s so cool! I’ve never seen a university with a mall before.

    • @emmafriend7122
      @emmafriend7122 Рік тому +3

      @@rachelcookie321 A mall as in a grassy outdoor space with places to sit, not a shopping mall

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +4

      @@emmafriend7122 oh, I’ve never heard mall mean that before. Mall here always means shopping mall.

  • @GraceSavidesKeller
    @GraceSavidesKeller 3 роки тому +5467

    "Don't take a college girl to a Mexican restaurant. She will drink three margaritas." Is hilarious out of context.

    • @MeganJackson96
      @MeganJackson96 3 роки тому +31

      Also true

    • @isabelsherman3639
      @isabelsherman3639 3 роки тому +194

      It’s hilarious IN the context 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +275

      like one of those “if you give a mouse a cookie” books 😭😭

    • @dillon1037
      @dillon1037 3 роки тому +32

      It's like not feeding a Mogwai after midnight.

    • @andrearupe8094
      @andrearupe8094 3 роки тому +33

      @@anna_banana414 I was literally thinking the same thing

  • @elizabethsimon9268
    @elizabethsimon9268 3 роки тому +2826

    “she does not want a burrito” speak for yourself i would love a burrito

    • @ads605
      @ads605 3 роки тому +63

      I haven’t had a burrito in a while, now I want one 😔

    • @Summer__bummer
      @Summer__bummer 3 роки тому +17

      Agreed

    • @tundrasome9409
      @tundrasome9409 2 роки тому +6

      I am very proud to be the 700th like on this comment.

    • @menace7339
      @menace7339 2 роки тому +5

      A burrito sounds good about now

    • @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger
      @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger 2 роки тому +10

      What if I want a burrito AND a margarita?

  • @throneofterra109
    @throneofterra109 2 роки тому +161

    I really really want to believe Cindy is like an 8 layer deep meta-irony modern art project but alas.... reality is stranger than fiction

  • @itsonlydanteluv
    @itsonlydanteluv 3 роки тому +57

    i dont like sister sindy because of her ideals and how shes always targeting young girls and not young boys for having s3ggs
    but when she preaches its so funny "dont take a teenage girl to a mexican restaurant" is so random and funny because the crowd just goes along with it sarcastically

  • @owlserah
    @owlserah 3 роки тому +2424

    Sister Cindy is definitely the type of person to blame a woman for being assaulted 🤡

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +302

      Oh yeah for sure. And definitely the one that protects family pedophiles and shames little girls for wearing shorts in the house

    • @Lichen8404
      @Lichen8404 2 роки тому +161

      Yeah first thing out her mouth would be "what were you wearing" absolutely

    • @_dizzyp0p_
      @_dizzyp0p_ 2 роки тому +24

      I agree dude.

    • @birdsamora9925
      @birdsamora9925 2 роки тому +71

      Sister cindy the type of "bloke" to yell at a boy for hugging another boy.

    • @EbbermanEmily
      @EbbermanEmily 2 роки тому +30

      @@JanieBee shit I was gonna say she reminds me of my mom and that description furthers it 💀💀

  • @NebulaFrost
    @NebulaFrost 3 роки тому +5108

    Dude, the "stop the war on anuses" shirt is literally the funniest piece of merch I've ever seen. I cannot think about that phrase without laughing lmao.

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 3 роки тому +167

      Right??! I might make my own w/ an old t shirt & stencils.

    • @isaiahtorok7079
      @isaiahtorok7079 3 роки тому +39

      What does that even mean

    • @natinthehat7700
      @natinthehat7700 3 роки тому +207

      @@isaiahtorok7079 y’know.. when a person loves another person, one with a penis or plastic alternative, the war on anus’ can get pretty brutal

    • @krimsonkarma8412
      @krimsonkarma8412 3 роки тому +15

      Its hilarious

    • @Mary-zu4kc
      @Mary-zu4kc 3 роки тому +57

      Need one for the whole gang

  • @dln_yt
    @dln_yt 2 роки тому +86

    I love how Nick covers a majority of the flag so it just says “be do”

  • @itsjustmoss1281
    @itsjustmoss1281 2 роки тому +94

    “Dont kiss a girl and like it” sounds like Cindy had a bi quirious moment and decided it wasn't for her 😆

  • @izze9951
    @izze9951 3 роки тому +8895

    the girls who stood up to kiss are legends. icons. the backbone of our country.

  • @holylindgren8412
    @holylindgren8412 3 роки тому +4737

    “She’s on the verge of tears when crying” -nick

  • @klaratogsverd8472
    @klaratogsverd8472 3 роки тому +48

    it's so funny to me how this woman is just screaming "she doesn't even want an ENCHILADA" at the top of her fucking lungs, her poor vocal cords are about to tap out man

  • @queen_of_the_moths
    @queen_of_the_moths 3 роки тому +105

    This HAS to be satire. Everything about it just screams "crazy, conservative old lady character." If not, she's the oldest troll I've ever seen, and I'm impressed.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +15

      Everything about this tells me it’s satire. Like she seems so self aware about the memes to me. Like her merch obviously shows she knows people are joking about her and stuff. But then I hear from people that she’s been doing this for like 40 years so it can’t be satire. It seems so much like satire to me but I think she might just be crazy.

    • @kiyo693
      @kiyo693 Рік тому +2

      @@rachelcookie321 maybe it's a bit of both. who knows?

  • @charliebun4454
    @charliebun4454 3 роки тому +788

    i think that they don’t realise that most of the crowds are just mocking them and making fun of them like i genuinely think they think the crowds cheering is genuine 😭

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 3 роки тому +8

      Poor them 🙃

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 2 роки тому +94

      the person who screamed “NO!” pretending to be so distressed is my hero

    • @AreLawReady
      @AreLawReady Рік тому +7

      I’m late to the party here, they know what they’re saying is absurd. My ex, me, and her friend actually befriended Mikhail who was part of their group. We didn’t agree with what they said but we still befriended this guy. Once we got to know him more, he admitted that they know everything they say is absurd. They preach their beliefs to an extreme on purpose to draw a crowd. He said they don’t actually think as extreme as they do, but the core of the belief is true. It is all on purpose to draw a crowd and get their word out to more people. He said they want their word out to as many purple as possible and as long as a few people hear them out they call it a success. It’s just a ploy to get people to think about their beliefs and possibly convert.

  • @mhenderson-db6xk
    @mhenderson-db6xk 3 роки тому +3800

    applause to the girls who kissed in front of her
    they are absolute icons

    • @rita9942
      @rita9942 3 роки тому +63

      For real yess icons

    • @itsonlydanteluv
      @itsonlydanteluv 3 роки тому +211

      its like that one vine when a mlm couple kissed in front of their homophobic professor or something

    • @ccarrinn
      @ccarrinn 3 роки тому +66

      she came to my school and our women and bgltq+ center threw condoms to the crowd and someone stole her hat but the person who stole got booed

    • @_dizzyp0p_
      @_dizzyp0p_ 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @cshliker
      @cshliker 2 роки тому +2

      ICONIC 100%

  • @c4lt727
    @c4lt727 2 роки тому +32

    "Go ahead, have that night stand"
    Well Cindy you don't have to say it twice

  • @KassieR329
    @KassieR329 3 роки тому +28

    "Obey Jesus"
    "Oh cool, as a Christian, that's kinda clever"
    **sees the rest**
    "Hmmm nevermind"

  • @beatrizv7611
    @beatrizv7611 3 роки тому +1554

    “she sounds like she’s on the verge of tears when she’s crying.”
    yes the floor here is made out of floor

  • @heckgoogle1621
    @heckgoogle1621 3 роки тому +2225

    My dad and I went to the same university almost 40 years apart, both of us had the "pleasure" of seeing Sister Cindy and Brother Jed preach on the quad

    • @emilyb7074
      @emilyb7074 3 роки тому +135

      We still count on them to show up on our public campus

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +152

      sister Cindy will never die, so you should keep the tradition going

    • @mrki8912
      @mrki8912 2 роки тому +10

      Wait are they serious?

    • @skeeblesss
      @skeeblesss 2 роки тому +79

      shes been doing it for THAT LONG????

    • @ischristinaok
      @ischristinaok 2 роки тому +30

      yep same here my father and i went to the same university (30 years apart) and each year we had seen brother jed and sister cindy on campus just preaching their rhetoric

  • @CarnivalChimera
    @CarnivalChimera 2 роки тому +15

    Love how the crowds react to her talking like a parent listening to a toddler ramble about everything they're thinking about every time

  • @oliver_juliet
    @oliver_juliet 3 роки тому +34

    They came to my campus for a whole week and it was so much fun. It drew a huge crowd who just heckled them endlessly

  • @aditimr
    @aditimr 3 роки тому +803

    I choked on my milkshake when I read *_Stop the war on anuses_* lmfao

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 роки тому +5

      Hits home huh

    • @isaiahtorok7079
      @isaiahtorok7079 3 роки тому +4

      What do they mean by that anyway

    • @aditimr
      @aditimr 3 роки тому +33

      @@isaiahtorok7079 ig anti anal?? Which could be interpreted as anti gay sex?

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 2 роки тому +12

      @@aditimr nah she wants the war against the thicc cakes to end. Its gone on for too long. Too many bootys are dropping it like its hot and that cant go on. World war three sure is j i g g l y

  • @nat_govols796
    @nat_govols796 3 роки тому +3864

    you look like the cool scientist character who's gonna save the world

    • @biggaylol5438
      @biggaylol5438 3 роки тому +62

      cool scientist side character

    • @kori6706
      @kori6706 3 роки тому +94

      Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus

    • @greenbeancasserole2753
      @greenbeancasserole2753 3 роки тому +16

      It’s because he is

    • @jacee7929
      @jacee7929 3 роки тому +15

      @@kori6706 Omygosh he is leo valdez!!??

    • @estherriley6879
      @estherriley6879 3 роки тому +17

      @@kori6706 truer words have never been spoken

  • @xoxoHujar
    @xoxoHujar 2 роки тому +73

    honestly I think she’s funny and I would totally buy that “slut shamed by sister cindy” hat in a heartbeat.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Рік тому +9

    I met her last week, and by far the weirdest part about her is how chill and reasonable she seems to be outside of her presentation. I, an agnostic lesbian who was actively heckling her presentation with another group, was able to win a Ho no mo Bible which she signed without question or ire. I even had a friend ask her for advice on faith and some really deep personal stuff, and she just responded “do what you feel comfortable doing and what makes you happy”. It’s so odd.

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 роки тому +1114

    where does she get the "sister" from ? is she a nun ? who's married ? is she a james charles fan ? is she just super open about her incestuous relationship ? what's going on

    • @marzipan2555
      @marzipan2555 3 роки тому +190

      some evangelical/fringe christian groups are fans of just giving themselves titles for no reason ie. 'evangelist bob' or 'prophetess jane'. I think this sister cindy thing is a part of that.

    • @lavenderswallowtail
      @lavenderswallowtail 3 роки тому +181

      I believe some sects of Christianity all refer to each other as "brother" Or "sister" Because they are all brothers and sisters in Christ blah blah etc

    • @dogfox2152
      @dogfox2152 3 роки тому +79

      People who are in church called each other sisters and brothers. It's to represent them to be children of god.

    • @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417
      @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417 3 роки тому +157

      No guys she's a James Charles fan obviously

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 роки тому +8

      nuns in some sects are allowed to marry but i doubt she’s actually a nun

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 3 роки тому +1232

    Oh, note she says "lgbq", which, as a trans person myself, sounds less like a confused moment and more like "lgbq drop the t" b.s. Plus she likes Trump, so I feel a little confident in that assumption tbh. At the very least, it's unlikely she'd be okay with trans people tbh.

    • @kaitlenbirkner7305
      @kaitlenbirkner7305 3 роки тому +168

      came here to say something along those lines. her saying that REALLY rubbed me the wrong way and i feel like it was almost definitely intentional. but then again with what else she does im not all that surprised

    • @Ameliaisrose
      @Ameliaisrose 3 роки тому +154

      It definitely was intentional, she's preached a lot of transphobic stuff

    • @danigirii
      @danigirii 3 роки тому +61

      that sounds about right.

    • @nachopeligro
      @nachopeligro 3 роки тому +50

      i thought the same thing but i was just hoping it was a slip up or an ignorant old person moment... but alas, no.

    • @beatricefox937
      @beatricefox937 3 роки тому +101

      It’s disgusting when people try to exclude from LGBTQIA+ community. Either accept everyone or admit that you’re prejudiced

  • @ellamatzke6355
    @ellamatzke6355 2 роки тому +14

    This lady actually went to the university my mom works at. My mom was really confused when it happened, and all the students she talked to just went for the show.

  • @TheAmazingfulOne
    @TheAmazingfulOne 3 роки тому +17

    "Who were you hanging out with last night?"
    Uh, my cats. U want me to abandon my cats? Now THAT'S a sin.

  • @user-iy9di5dd2t
    @user-iy9di5dd2t 3 роки тому +1395

    I would buy those clothes ironically
    Imagine walking around with an “obey Jesus” hat, that is comedy.

    • @deli_9697
      @deli_9697 3 роки тому +172

      Buy it off brand to not give her money

    • @eugenekrabs3993
      @eugenekrabs3993 3 роки тому +309

      Wearing a shirt that says "Stop the war on anuses" is peak comedy and no one can tell me otherwise.

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +165

      @@deli_9697 Embroider your own cap or get a knock-off made. That would be ingenious. The ultimate take-that!
      The urge is strong to make an "Obey Jesus" t-shirt that has a hammer and sickle on it, and on the back is written "whip the bankers, fight racism and protect the sex workers".

    • @deli_9697
      @deli_9697 3 роки тому +59

      @@hermionestranger4964 the only way that we can win the war on anuses is if the workers of the world unite

    • @alexlu_
      @alexlu_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@eugenekrabs3993 oh i absolutely agree 😌

  • @acaterpillargivingbirth
    @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 роки тому +503

    Cindy : *"Don't kiss a girl and like it !!"*
    Also Cindy : *"I love the gays !"*

    • @doityourselfbombs
      @doityourselfbombs 3 роки тому +67

      I think this is funnier if it's just "NEVER kiss a girl and like it!" and it's directed at both boys and girls

    • @acaterpillargivingbirth
      @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 роки тому +21

      @@doityourselfbombs i think she loves gay people but not lesbians
      What does she think about bisexuals ?

    • @danigirii
      @danigirii 3 роки тому +35

      oh i dont like it when i kiss a girl
      I. LOVE. IT.

    • @bree3318
      @bree3318 3 роки тому +7

      @@danigirii as you should bestie 🥰

    • @kami_flowerfox
      @kami_flowerfox 2 роки тому +5

      "in a non gay way!!!"

  • @ilkesky27
    @ilkesky27 2 роки тому +15

    "Naughty nasty girl."
    Man I just peed myself 😭

  • @madiscott3181
    @madiscott3181 3 роки тому +12

    I love sister cindy, kind of. she's just so entertaining to watch. i don't know if she knows that what she's saying is crazy, which is kinda part of the humor. it's hard to tell if this is just someone's estranged grandma going campus to campus or if sister cindy is actually an elaborate social experiment with messages coated in so many layers of irony it would make an onion jealous. if i had to guess it would be that her messages were genuine at first but now she's playing into a role or something, but it's just so hard to tell. her very existence is confusing to me. sister cindy is something of an enigma

  • @contrabandmilk2251
    @contrabandmilk2251 3 роки тому +1215

    Okay not gonna lie her merch slaps hella hard. Imagine rolling into the club with that number one virgin shirt on

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 3 роки тому +93

      We need knock-offs!

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 2 роки тому +43

      I need one of those for my Mary statue

    • @gregbarbosa0
      @gregbarbosa0 2 роки тому +42

      I want all of them but don’t want to support them hahaha

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 2 роки тому +63

      Imagine rolling into the club with a "Stop the war on anuses" shirt

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 2 роки тому +8

      @@dionemartins0212 that would be pretty assinine

  • @screemingslay5415
    @screemingslay5415 3 роки тому +256

    Sister Cindy really said "graphic designing is my passion" unironically.

  • @paolaluftnagle7099
    @paolaluftnagle7099 3 роки тому +17

    God sister Cindy was a MENACE at my uni for like 2 weeks and everyone kept encouraging her and I was so over it by day 2 I didn’t want to leave my dorm room because of it…. That said you’re now a menace to my time because I’m gonna binge ur vids now xoxo

  • @ethaninwhite
    @ethaninwhite 2 роки тому +11

    The only iconic thing sister said in this video is “I used to be so low I dated fraternity boys”

  • @RavnicaRaven
    @RavnicaRaven 3 роки тому +473

    “Sex before marriage, fornication, is outdated” like TikTok. You know, the ancient form of communication used in the olden days used to have sex before marriage.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 3 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around considering how we live in modern times. Fornication is the bomb anywhore..

    • @izzy3120
      @izzy3120 2 роки тому +3

      @@_letstartariot pretty sure that's the joke

  • @jagalskarjames
    @jagalskarjames 3 роки тому +438

    I can indeed be bought for 3 margaritas at a Mexican restaurant.

    • @putridpunk7988
      @putridpunk7988 3 роки тому +71

      Thats disgusting its time we go back to when women were bought for 2 cows /s

    • @doityourselfbombs
      @doityourselfbombs 3 роки тому +8

      @@putridpunk7988 THE /s OH MY GOD

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 роки тому +4

      @@doityourselfbombs what?

    • @doityourselfbombs
      @doityourselfbombs 3 роки тому +19

      @@spongy7426 my bad I forgot the difference between /s and /srs

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +31

      @@putridpunk7988 2 entire cows? Make it 1 chicken and a pound of rice. Take it or leave it

  • @robineras477
    @robineras477 2 роки тому +3

    My mom likes to tell stories of when sister cindy and brother Jed used to go to her college to evangelise. Sister cindy would always say how she “used to dance for the devil but now she dances for the lord”. Have to admit I find it weirdly comforting how little has changed.

  • @lulumilights
    @lulumilights 2 роки тому +21

    I remember those two! People would come and politely debate with them. Most people were polite from what I saw anyway. Though I think I remember seeing on guy with a trumpet walking their way while headed to class once. I know they got banned from a university once for striking a student if my memory serves correct. But they showed up just about every Friday in the quad. It almost felt weird to not see them there on Fridays. I had always kind of hoped to meet someone there just for a good “how we met” story lol

  • @kyrashank2511
    @kyrashank2511 3 роки тому +1259

    Sister Cindy came to my campus and it was so much fun. Nothing like being called a sinner on a Monday afternoon

    • @emilyschick5007
      @emilyschick5007 3 роки тому +20

      sAME

    • @syaaaz3015
      @syaaaz3015 2 роки тому +4

      That Jojo pfp really says it all

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 2 роки тому +46

      A homophobic preacher came to campus last semester and the music students started a concert to drown out the preachers

    • @pootis9106
      @pootis9106 2 роки тому +4

      Dude, being a sinner is fucking awesome

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 роки тому +2

      I wish she would come to my school and tell the guys "if you buy a girl a margarita at a Mexican restaurant she will jump on your penis" just to see how many girls take girls on first dates to a Mexican restaurant.

  • @gargles5270
    @gargles5270 3 роки тому +269

    the girls that kissed in front of her are so powerful

  • @readroyal6661
    @readroyal6661 2 роки тому +5

    She showed up on my campus and some guy in my chem class dressed up as Jesus to heckle her the entire time. Apparently, he had the costume in his dorm room from Halloween.

  • @dreamsthingsaardvarks7343
    @dreamsthingsaardvarks7343 2 роки тому +7

    The ironic part is that I go to a boarding school (highschool not college) but we’re on a college campus. In my sophomore year we had people come out and do a similar thing like sister Cindy and they had a sign listing all the reasons you’d go to hell (Muslim, gay, feminist, suicidal ya know, just the basics/j) and we kinda just sat there and yelled at them and laughed and we had a bunch of lesbians making out in front of them until eventually the campus police came and we’re like “yo, this is causing a disruption we have to ask you to leave” it was hella funny and I was late to class to watch it. Im a senior now so this was a while back way before the Covid stuff so we didn’t have that factor.

  • @overtlybiased
    @overtlybiased 3 роки тому +712

    She herself called her husband crazy. Enough said.

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 3 роки тому +36

      She probably thinks divorce is unholy or something, cuz that was a thing until Henry the XIII did his lil dance

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 3 роки тому +14

      @@aristogatos1o1 Henry VIII introduced divorce, but annulment was a thing before that - and you can see the because they had to annul Cath's previous marriage to Arthur before she could marry Henry

    • @godsnintendog
      @godsnintendog 3 роки тому +16

      @@aristogatos1o1 Henry the VIII “doing his lil dance” isn’t something I knew I needed until now, thank you

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 3 роки тому +10

      I feel bad for the former disco queen she used to be. 😔

    • @bridgetkane2856
      @bridgetkane2856 2 роки тому +1

      @@allymog5228 there were divorces in Mesopotamia

  • @sanjulkapoor6637
    @sanjulkapoor6637 3 роки тому +616

    HAPPY PRIDE MONTH NICKISNOTGREEN STANS!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @biggaylol5438
      @biggaylol5438 3 роки тому +21

      HAPPY PRIDEEEE!!!!!!!!

    • @georgeboutwell6841
      @georgeboutwell6841 3 роки тому +10

      AYYYYYYY

    • @anijah4936
      @anijah4936 3 роки тому +10

      happy pride month

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 роки тому +10

      HAPPY PRIDEEE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @twanli
      @twanli 3 роки тому +7

      HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, LOVE YALL !!

  • @shemarmooreshouse841
    @shemarmooreshouse841 2 роки тому +8

    she just came to my campus and we made her cry and call the cops ❤️

  • @d.r.parsons
    @d.r.parsons 3 роки тому +4

    You can tell that Cindy is sane because she doesn’t blink... you know-like all sane people.

  • @stupidsalingerfan
    @stupidsalingerfan 3 роки тому +153

    this woman gets wild after two margaritas

  • @TRexRAWWR1
    @TRexRAWWR1 3 роки тому +319

    Maybe I shouldn't have read Percy Jackson because he just looks like Leo Valdez and I mean that in the best way possible.

    • @bmiller7419
      @bmiller7419 3 роки тому +40

      I’m so glad someone else noticed that! He’s a spitting image of Leo and I think that’s amazing

    • @vivianrose1839
      @vivianrose1839 3 роки тому +42

      he's literally what my 9 year old brain imagined Leo looked like and I feel like my life has come full circle

    • @no-xi4gx
      @no-xi4gx 2 роки тому +12

      LITERALLY THO, BITCH WHERES FESTUS

    • @amilcaraguirre6600
      @amilcaraguirre6600 2 роки тому +11

      You're so right, he's just Leo but older

    • @jemappellecaro3934
      @jemappellecaro3934 2 роки тому +5

      YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!

  • @peachteatina
    @peachteatina 2 роки тому +3

    She definitely did A LOT of drugs in the 60s
    😂😂😂
    I need more Sister Cindy! 😂

  • @rachelgibbons9268
    @rachelgibbons9268 3 роки тому +5

    I remember when she came to my campus with her tampon tree 🤢 fortunately my school made her remove it

  • @squidylose-river
    @squidylose-river 3 роки тому +156

    “DONT KISS A GIRL AND LIKE IT🙅‍♀️”- why does she have something against lesbians? But I mean at least she’s ok with gay men?

    • @putridpunk7988
      @putridpunk7988 3 роки тому +61

      No your allowed to kiss girls you just aren't allowed to like it

    • @squidylose-river
      @squidylose-river 3 роки тому +30

      @@putridpunk7988 ohhh ok, thank you for clearing that up...What happens if you do like it tho?

    • @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417
      @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417 3 роки тому +17

      Basically a fujoshi-

  • @KaisTestKitchen1
    @KaisTestKitchen1 3 роки тому +591

    Cindy: Speaks
    Everyone else: Write that down, write that down!!!

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ 3 роки тому +11

      cindy: I USED TO BE A HOE
      everyone: write it downnnnnnnn

  • @moonlitlex
    @moonlitlex 3 роки тому +6

    i've seen her and brother jed all over my campus. jed more than cindy tbh. they're a riot. the whole thing is definitely an act to get more attention from students walking by. if you catch them in quieter moments without a camera they'll have a pretty calm conversation with you. like, still very homophobic and racist but they won't be saying weird stuff to get people to scream / cheer etc

  • @liamduffy733
    @liamduffy733 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite part of my freshman year was easily when Brother Jed and Sister Cindy came to my campus so my friends and I could make fun of them

  • @kaylamoreno2647
    @kaylamoreno2647 3 роки тому +275

    “Who were you hanging out with last night? That person is in a pit”
    Girly I was with me myself and I. I will gladly leave her behind if I could

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 2 роки тому +6

      Lol, I too was lone last night

    • @sammagny6548
      @sammagny6548 2 роки тому +7

      Me looking at my 2 YO: WELP guess we can't hang out anymore 😕 😪

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Рік тому

      @@sammagny6548 that person is in a CRIB

  • @unimaginative236
    @unimaginative236 3 роки тому +955

    Ho no mo is an anagram for no homo. This lady knows what she’s doing.

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 3 роки тому +42

      Omg i didn't even catch that

    • @deadsoap1222
      @deadsoap1222 3 роки тому +7

      genius

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 3 роки тому +44

      I saw that and I knew that had to be intentional.

    • @ahrembii
      @ahrembii 3 роки тому +53

      yeahhhh i actually kept on misreading it as no homo

    • @arxsaur
      @arxsaur 2 роки тому +7

      om on oh?

  • @caslikesdinos599
    @caslikesdinos599 3 роки тому +94

    “Shout out to the LGQ community”
    Me a bi trans guy: finally I can just.. *dissapears*
    ✌️🌝

  • @andresgutierrez4456
    @andresgutierrez4456 3 роки тому +311

    Hating on the mexican restaurants? Not cool sister cindy, as a mexican I am very much offended as I do like enchiladas and burritos

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 3 роки тому +65

      She just needs to order some flan. Then she'll realize God was at the Mexican restaurant the whole time.

    • @amukthapotato1102
      @amukthapotato1102 3 роки тому +20

      @@mcwjes flan hits so hard

    • @especiallyspecialtm9093
      @especiallyspecialtm9093 2 роки тому +21

      @@mcwjes
      sex is great, but you ever had flan?

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 2 роки тому +1

      It’s because Protestants think drinking is a sin instead of an integral part of Catholic culture

  • @krismist9011
    @krismist9011 3 роки тому +227

    Plot twist, Onlyfans creators shoot content wearing her merch and become her biggest clientele.

    • @maxstinkyfoot7366
      @maxstinkyfoot7366 3 роки тому +20

      You're on to something.

    • @krismist9011
      @krismist9011 3 роки тому +27

      @@maxstinkyfoot7366 Thinking about making one just for this reason tbh

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 роки тому +25

      gay onlyfans creators*

    • @krismist9011
      @krismist9011 3 роки тому +6

      @@_ikako_ All inclusive

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +29

      *wearing knock-offs of her merch (we don't want to give her crazy ass any money)

  • @Mothhhhh
    @Mothhhhh 2 роки тому +2

    "Why am I explaining a pandemic? We're almost out of here," -Said Nick at the beginning of the first year of the pandemic.

  • @sihchenliang7260
    @sihchenliang7260 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't expect that vegan teacher become a Christian fighter. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aditimr
    @aditimr 3 роки тому +581

    the last tiktok where they kissed made me so prouddd, get it giirrl

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 3 роки тому +33

      cindy covered here eyes XD

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 роки тому +60

      Some college should organize it so that the next time she arrives all of the gays with partners show up and just start making out for her entire speech.

    • @no-xi4gx
      @no-xi4gx 2 роки тому +4

      @@rosemali3022 pls if she ever comes to my collage me and my friends are literally like obvs talking about it first and doing just this lmao, same with bringing pride flags

  • @peter555
    @peter555 3 роки тому +951

    I cant express my happiness hearing him tell us happy pride month and OH MY GOSH THE GOOSE FLAG. Love this dude so much, tysm for the quality content that keeps me entertained (:

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 роки тому +237

      hey thank you 👍👈

    • @EEKAY206
      @EEKAY206 3 роки тому +24

      @@nickisnotgreen You look like doc brown with those minion glasses

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox 3 роки тому +18

      @@EEKAY206 GOTTEM
      But yeah I appreciate the content Nickarooney, and thanks for the pride month celebration! I'm collecting all the pride I can so I can become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine and unleash my giant gayzerbeam onto the earth. You've helped me greatly and I appreciate your contribution!

    • @elizabluez643
      @elizabluez643 2 роки тому +1

      @@TwixtheFox Don't spoil our plan! People can't know that yet.

  • @GingerTyPerior
    @GingerTyPerior 3 роки тому +1

    Cindy and Jed were banned from IN schools for a little bit and it was the calmest time we ever had 😌. I’m pretty sure Jed had like a fight with a student at IU or something

  • @nickyfromthesouth
    @nickyfromthesouth 2 роки тому +2

    The Tier 3 Patron autotune song went unbelievably hard.

  • @hollberryy
    @hollberryy 3 роки тому +87

    omg the way she covers her eyes when the girls are making out as if it's a murder or something

  • @charisma7914
    @charisma7914 3 роки тому +243

    Nick is giving me Minion vibes with those glasses

  • @kaz2726
    @kaz2726 2 роки тому +5

    Nick is out here looking like a grown up Leo Valdez and it’s great

  • @obiwan-in-a-pudding2909
    @obiwan-in-a-pudding2909 2 роки тому +2

    I kinda want a sister Cindy shirt now, just to be ironic. "stop the war on anuses" that's so funny out of context.

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist 3 роки тому +132

    Man, that kiss was so powerful it lagged the audio.

  • @xenachthonica4615
    @xenachthonica4615 3 роки тому +109

    As soon as I saw Brother Jed, I knew this was gonna be a wild ride 😂
    He told a crowd of people at my university that tRump was second to Jesus in holiness. Then when someone pointed out tRump's marriage history, he walked it back and said that he himself was holier than tRump 🤣

  • @sunny-ot8ee
    @sunny-ot8ee 2 роки тому +2

    "don't kiss a girl and like it!"
    ok, i'll kiss a girl and love it then

  • @mollykircher3104
    @mollykircher3104 2 роки тому +2

    Also I want a burrito AND a margarita. Speak for yourself Cindy.

  • @cathulu7975
    @cathulu7975 3 роки тому +259

    16:58 reminds me of that "HEY PROFESSOR" "STEP BACK I THINK I'M GONNA VOMIT" vine lol

    • @yeshomo3059
      @yeshomo3059 3 роки тому +31

      I KNEW IT SEEMED FAMILIAR

    • @billbuttlicker1248
      @billbuttlicker1248 3 роки тому +57

      Wlw/mlm solidarity

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +14

      THATS THE ONLY THING I WAS THINKING ABOUT DURING THAT VIDEO 😭😭

  • @msola5
    @msola5 3 роки тому +315

    every monday i forget it's a monday until nick posts

    • @helenluup5392
      @helenluup5392 3 роки тому +11

      Yes.

      That's it. Just 'Yes". I just agree and felt the need to let everyone know

  • @RipMyTamagachi
    @RipMyTamagachi 2 роки тому +2

    Ok but I’m digging that “vampire hoe” merch 😂😂😂

  • @Jokerasmaw
    @Jokerasmaw 2 роки тому +1

    Haha "she always sounds like she's on the verge of tears when she's crying" that was a fun little mix up... I liked it

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 3 роки тому +41

    “I did not know that satan was gay” may have convinced me to get a sister Cindy tattoo

  • @karishmasen1694
    @karishmasen1694 3 роки тому +175

    this look. is everything.

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 роки тому +52

      thank you karishma🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @aridotdoes
    @aridotdoes 2 роки тому +1

    Every time that woman leans forward I instinctively lean back

  • @Silliestgoosever
    @Silliestgoosever 2 роки тому +1

    Sister Cindy was right I should get some new friends. I mean my mom was trying to drag me in her "pit" as Cindy calls it by making me watch a movie with her

  • @JenniferBrucker
    @JenniferBrucker 3 роки тому +70

    Ugh, she sounds like my late-grandma, who always sounded like she was on the verge of tears...like all the time. They also have a lot of the same ideals.

  • @introvert__music
    @introvert__music 3 роки тому +77

    when the two girls kissed... that was golden

  • @willow9912
    @willow9912 2 роки тому

    Verge of tears when she is talking? Confirmed Nick can't think without his glasses.

  • @arabidtheaterkid4204
    @arabidtheaterkid4204 2 роки тому +1

    “I love all gay people, but not in a gay way.” I’m SCREAMINGGGGGH SIS WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

    • @masochism7278
      @masochism7278 2 роки тому

      i feel like its the most gay way to say no homo

  • @valm5531
    @valm5531 3 роки тому +98

    I’m not done yet but I really thought
    HO
    NO
    MO
    was supposed to be a christmas tshirt

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 2 роки тому +3

      i thought it was saying,
      "hoe? no, moes."
      what does the moes mean at the end of that sentence ill let you decide

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 2 роки тому

      Same op

    • @Irenelovesnoodle
      @Irenelovesnoodle 2 роки тому +1

      I think it is cause like ho ho ho

  • @lollabunyxxx
    @lollabunyxxx 3 роки тому +103

    why does her weird thing with Mexican food and her support for trump seem like a red flag to me???
    like, does she have something against margaritas ou something against marias( if u know what I mean...)

  • @blueberrymilk4928
    @blueberrymilk4928 2 роки тому +2

    She’s honestly one of the funniest people I have ever seen

  • @countlesssea7444
    @countlesssea7444 2 роки тому +1

    These people come to my campus on a regular basis. They live near my campus and they're pretty annoying tbh. Also they apparently sue people who mess with their stuff

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 3 роки тому +75

    They really need to come up with some fresh preaching material, the whole fixation on Mexican restaurants was weird enough the first time

    • @arosenthal3318
      @arosenthal3318 3 роки тому +9

      I think they’re running out of bigotry.