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  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 Рік тому +1819

    Love it when robin gets these subreddits, he is just so done with these people. He’s like an exhausted mother wondering why she had kids as she takes dirt out of the child’s mouth for the 16th time.

    • @killedbydead2953
      @killedbydead2953 Рік тому +34

      Sounds like me whenever i go to reddit. (That is actualy not very often)

    • @suwa77
      @suwa77 Рік тому +27

      He's just like: 🤦‍♂️

    • @killedbydead2953
      @killedbydead2953 Рік тому +3

      @@suwa77 yes you are

    • @DumPixels
      @DumPixels Рік тому +8

      When the mother looks to see if the child has dirt in his mouth she sees the universe in his mouth

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 Рік тому +21

      @@killedbydead2953 got banned off of twitter. satan did not want me to experience hell yet because he knows i hate spoilers

  • @HyruleHeroHan
    @HyruleHeroHan Рік тому +1074

    One of my biggest fears is ending up on this subreddit for something I genuinely believed for years.

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 Рік тому +136

      If it makes you a bit more reassured, I believed in flat Earth up until I was 14. Then I somehow learned to weigh scientific evidence

    • @baylorreynODLAS
      @baylorreynODLAS Рік тому +3

      @@dakzibbon6589the earth is flat tho

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 Рік тому +114

      @@baylorreynODLAS
      It doesn't add up, no matter how hard you try

    • @PrismTheLoser
      @PrismTheLoser Рік тому +124

      @@baylorreynODLAS
      Least obvious rage bait:

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +41

      @@baylorreynODLAS So how would the middle of the earth fare through the sun cycle? Because according to your logic, it floats over the earth in a circle motion, so the middle of the earth would be either unaffected or never see a dark sky.
      the rage bait is brain destroying in this one.

  • @ryuu9218
    @ryuu9218 Рік тому +302

    That last one has the same energy of "I have sex at night cause the sperm are sleeping and can't get her pregnant"

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce Рік тому

      I'm still baffled that people don't think women have urethras and that we're like chickens or something and have cloacaes where we both pee and give birth...

    • @cjbethea8245
      @cjbethea8245 Рік тому +38

      I’m always amazed at how many people don’t know that we have three holes down there. One for pee, one for babies, and one for poop!

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin Рік тому +34

      @@cjbethea8245 The amount of mainly AMAB people who think we pee out of the same hole the baby comes out actually astounds me.

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +20

      @@cjbethea8245 I feel like even the idiots can (mostly) separate that third hole from the others. But the main problem with these trains of thoughts, in my opinion, is a lack of education. I'm pretty sure I did indeed think there was just the one hole for pee and babies until high school sex ed. It's one of the reason I believe everyone should have to take sex ed in high school, but sadly tons of people don't.

    • @lindapatton4478
      @lindapatton4478 Рік тому +1

      They actually had an AskReddit aimed at men that asked them what they thought about women that they have since learned is incorrect. The number of men who responded about the female reproductive system, including the 'women have two holes just like men" was hilarious. What was even funnier was the amount of guys who commented "WHAT? Seriously? You mean they DON"T pee and give birth out of the same hole?"
      I'm not even going to get started on the amount of guys who thought women can regulate their period and turn it off and on at will.
      Edited because my keyboard is being a pain.

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan Рік тому +464

    1:21 I just imagine Robin arriving in Scotland and asking a passerby "so, this is England?" as they tremble in rage

    • @RumbleDelta
      @RumbleDelta Рік тому +37

      Can confirm you really don’t wanna ask that question here

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon Рік тому +31

      Ireland is my favorite country in Braveheart.

    • @grants7390
      @grants7390 Рік тому +32

      that's almost as bad as going to ukraine and saying "so, this is russia?".

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon Рік тому +16

      ​@@grants7390Not yet but we'll see if it is when the war is over.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 Рік тому +9

      ... Yeah that's a great way to meet Jesus!

  • @Flightkitten
    @Flightkitten Рік тому +116

    "mouses are inside"
    Yeah, for all of history, before houses existed, mice were just on another plane of existence

    • @DeadGirlsPoem
      @DeadGirlsPoem Рік тому +15

      Love the thought of mice just manifesting themselves as soon as the first little hut was build =D

    • @Flightkitten
      @Flightkitten Рік тому +13

      @@DeadGirlsPoem I am now envisioning a mouse just ascending to another plane of existence and I did not know I could envision that

    • @AU_Player
      @AU_Player Рік тому +8

      ​@@Flightkitten"it is time for me to leave mortals, for i have found a better house"

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 Рік тому +6

      No one ever claimed to have seen a mouse, until someone saw one on the stair, which not only suggests a house, but a multi story one too.
      The mouse also had clogs on, showing that manufactured footwear is just as vital a factor for their existence as human built shelters.

  • @TheThursty100
    @TheThursty100 Рік тому +522

    Me: *puts a cooling pad in the room*
    Dog: *immediately lays on it*
    That person: "dogs aren't bothered by heat! We humanize them by thinking they do!"
    Yeah, no one forced that dog to do anything, yet he chooses to. How weird

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +50

      I thought that moment would be like pft meh.
      I got there and I want to tackle that person jesus.
      Anyways please give your doggo an extra pet from me

    • @TheThursty100
      @TheThursty100 Рік тому

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 will do, but I don't wanna bother him, he's sleeping on a cooling pad

    • @Ory822
      @Ory822 Рік тому +12

      Give dog strawberry please

    • @jercki72
      @jercki72 Рік тому

      curious

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому +19

      "That Person" had a fairly good point about how treating dogs just like humans isn't always a good thing for the dog, but the way they self-destructed trying to make that point while attacking a genuine fact about dog care was just... spectacular!

  • @AuntSteve
    @AuntSteve Рік тому +128

    "Rats are outside, mice are inside" was literally a joke argument in Scary Movie 3. I didn't realize people actually took that seriously.

    • @Snaic
      @Snaic Рік тому +25

      the whole Scary Movie franchise is a fucking joke (obviously, not in a bad way), I find it pretty funny and sad that anyone would take anything about those movies seriously.

    • @taxidancing87
      @taxidancing87 Рік тому +11

      "That's some quantum shit right there!" 😂

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy Рік тому +80

    The first sentence of that life expectancy post is true, but it wasn't because of having "real food" or "not being obese"
    Life expectancy has been rising because of better food production, improvements in medicine, etc, it's just that 40 wasn't a good, long life in medieval times. It usually meant you got some serious injury that got infected or had a bad childbirth or caught the plague, and infant mortality did drag down the mean age quite a bit.
    Yes, people COULD live into their 70s or even 90s in Victorian times, but they were usually very wealthy, isolated, and lucky. This person took the "infant mortality" fact and spun it into a mess of frayed straw.

    • @Sleve-McDichael
      @Sleve-McDichael Рік тому +17

      THANK YOU!! The average life expectancy WAS skewed by infant mortality! It was so jarring to hear the narrator snigger at that like it was a stupid take. It's a pretty well-established fact and even if he didn't know that, he's gotta admit it makes sense intuitively!

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo Рік тому +7

      Which makes our modern life expectancy all the more amazing considering it still includes infant mortality. More people now live into their 90s _and_ fewer infants die.

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows Рік тому

      ​@@Sleve-McDichaelit also was skewed a bit by 1/3 to 2/3s of the entire known world dying to the Black Plague.

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows Рік тому

      Also there wasn't an Issue on Hygiene during the Victorian Era beacuse it didn't exist, no one cared, people peed on the streets.... and obesity? You ever heard of the French Revolution, the Poor were mad beacuse they were starving when the rich where obese as ever (not the entire issue, but a reason)

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому +1

      @@Sleve-McDichael So if I too die of poor health or medical issues, I somehow "skew up" the statistics and make them look worse than it is?

  • @DeeEll1
    @DeeEll1 Рік тому +123

    Technically, at least in the book, Stuart Little was a human that just looked like a mouse and was mouse-sized. Kind of like how Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. She's just a little girl who looks like a cat

    • @whycanticreateahandle
      @whycanticreateahandle Рік тому +2

      19s ago???

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon Рік тому +21

      TIL Hello Kitty isn't a cat

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому +14

      GAH thanks for reminding me, I just KNEW there was a reason all these Stuart Little memes aren't sitting right with me, never saw the movie, read the book as a kid, I remember, you're right, or at least this is essentially how Stuart presents in the book.

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Рік тому +6

      WHAT

    • @Saphia_
      @Saphia_ Рік тому +6

      The more you know, I guess. I had no ideas Hello Kitty wasn't a cat.

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 Рік тому +99

    The pickle/cucumber one just reminded me of VeggieTales and how many times the other characters mistook Larry the Cucumber for a pickle and he’d correct them saying he’s a cucumber

    • @AhmedTalat-cm6lh
      @AhmedTalat-cm6lh Рік тому

      I thought he was a pickle when I was a kid but I found out he was a cumcuber when he said it

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому +3

      Oh, but the OP, though... you'll never unconfuse a confused person that way.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis Рік тому +3

      That'll do it...

    • @Ameya2253
      @Ameya2253 Рік тому +1

      Maybe the person just comes from a place where they don't pickle cucumbers

    • @MrSailing101
      @MrSailing101 6 місяців тому

      A pickle can be made from a cucumber. It can also be made from onions, peppers, eggs, cabbage….. any others?

  • @CometCrusaderB
    @CometCrusaderB Рік тому +92

    For the 27+48 question, what I like to do is subtract 3 from the 48 - which leaves me with 45 - then add the 3 that I subtracted to the 27. Which gives me 30. 30 is easier to work with than 27. From there I add the 30 with the 45 and get 75. 16:36

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon Рік тому +12

      So I'm not the only one who does this.

    • @TheDrink72
      @TheDrink72 Рік тому +2

      Bro just use a calculator it aint that hard.

    • @eternaldarkness3139
      @eternaldarkness3139 Рік тому +21

      27-2 + 48+2
      25 + 50
      Seriously? A calculator for basic arithmetic...
      Schools these days: "Everyone has a phone"
      Reality: Basic skills need to be taught.

    • @chefcircuit5392
      @chefcircuit5392 Рік тому +25

      @@eternaldarkness3139I think the idea is that teachers used to say “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket” and that’s clearly no longer true. I agree though that the problem isn’t the lack of a calculator and never has been. It’s a lack of understanding

    • @chefcircuit5392
      @chefcircuit5392 Рік тому +15

      I’m a math tutor and I teach this technique. Find your tens, then add.

  • @CuantumQ
    @CuantumQ Рік тому +49

    16:07 Technically speaking, Mitochondria are cells in their own right. They have their own unique DNA seperate from our own, have their own cell wall, etc etc. It's theorized that a long time ago, a single cell organism attempted to eat a mitochondria but the mitochondria stayed intact and was able to assist the cell in the whole Energy stuff while the cell gave the mitochondria somewhere safe to be and access to food.
    Effectively, mitochondria and our cells are one of the earliest known types of symbiotic relationship in evolution.
    Though, of course, the mitochondria isn’t what the commenter describes it as outside of that.

    • @lawrencebates8172
      @lawrencebates8172 Рік тому +11

      Mitochondria were cells in their own right, but they aren't any more. While they have their own DNA, most of their genes have migrated to the cell nucleus so they absolutely can't function on their own. Other than that, you're spot on. What's amazing is, this happened so long ago that those cells are common ancestors of all animals, plants, and fungi!

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 Рік тому +2

      ​@@lawrencebates8172 Would this imply that the cells that were able to integrate the mitochondria had an evolutionary advantage over those that couldn't, leaving the inferior cells to die out without mitchondria?

    • @lawrencebates8172
      @lawrencebates8172 Рік тому +6

      @@DarcOne13 Yes and no. For one thing, it’s not clear if multiple cells were taking up other cells and incorporating them, or if it was literally a freak occurrence in a single cell that then expanded and took over (we think plant cells acquired chloroplasts in a similar manner some time later, which implies that maybe it’s just something that can happen very very rarely). The mitochondria definitely gave cells an advantage in some circumstances and led to them outcompeting others though; likely the reason for this is specialisation. The mitochondria could focus primarily on producing energy and be very efficient at that, and the rest of the cell could be protected from damaging byproducts of generating energy. But they didn’t fully outcompete all other organisms that were around at the time. We have bacteria and archaea today which are the product of a different route evolution took from other organisms which were present back then that didn’t take up mitochondria!

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 Рік тому +2

      @@lawrencebates8172 that is so fucking cool!

    • @Venjamin
      @Venjamin Рік тому +2

      I learned all this from parasite eve! I miss that game series.

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 Рік тому +42

    2:26
    I love how people say "Fact" after they say stupid things as if saying that makes it automatically true no matter what.

    • @eternaldarkness3139
      @eternaldarkness3139 Рік тому +4

      I say stoopid things! Fact !

    • @SomedudeonYouTubeB
      @SomedudeonYouTubeB Рік тому +5

      Source: I made it the fuck up

    • @MosestheJohovace
      @MosestheJohovace Рік тому +4

      The thing is the dude is somewhat right not fully right but somewhat right

    • @Mets2015WorldSeries
      @Mets2015WorldSeries Рік тому +2

      He was kinda right. Lincoln added slavery to why they fought because Europe was missing their cotton imports and looked like they might help the confederates. When they saw it was about slavery too they backed off.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Рік тому

      ​@@Mets2015WorldSeriesyeah, the emancipation proclamation was more of a masterful diplomatic move if anything - by fully endorsing the cause of abolishing slavery as part of the war effort, the populations of Europe who had a lot of union support anyways, wouldnt support intervention aiding the CSA...
      it's worth mentioning that it lincoln didn't just do this out of the blue, he was an abolitionist and union forces were already aiding escaping slaves, allowing all the slaves they could to escape into the union, and integrating them into the army to do menial duty for the army.
      in March 1862, Congress enacted an Article of War which would circumvent the Fugitive Slave Laws of 1793 and 1850, with slavery also being abolished at least in Washington D.C.. All slaves on territory owned by the government itself would also be abolished, and later that year in July would laws be passed to allow colored service in the union army as soldiers + the emancipation of slaves owned by people engaged in rebellion.

  • @yoimmablob
    @yoimmablob Рік тому +126

    The aluminum-aluminium thing is way more interesting than "idk we just spell it that way/because Americans are dumb lol." It has to do with the debate on what the root word should be (alum or alumina) and the slow nature of communication in the early days of science. It was published first as aluminum, but the argument that "aluminium" fits with the rest of the chemicals is valid too. Both terms can coexist.
    That wiki snippet only describes when the mineral was announced and discovered, not when it was officially named, so neither of the people in that clip are particularly smart.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Рік тому +21

      Actually, it was first published as Alumium, then Aluminum, then Aluminium.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +3

      ​@@wta1518oh god its the cheetah classification all over again

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti Рік тому +13

      If I remember correctly the DANISH guy who discovered it spelled it alumium and then later changed it to aluminum then some BRITISH guy decided that it didn’t sound right so changed it to aluminium to better match the other elements

    • @ukaszwalczak1154
      @ukaszwalczak1154 Рік тому +1

      'ALUMINIUM'
      'ALUMINUM'
      'haha G l i n'

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW Рік тому +2

      There's a whole international committee that sets chemical names, so that everyone knows what shit is
      I always heard that the Brits won on getting aluminium as the real one, but the Americans got the sulfer spelling made legit too. Sulpher looks nicer tho

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Рік тому +39

    5:23 Real shit, I distinctly remember eggs being part of the Dairy Block in the food pyramid back in the day. Because of that, it took me a long time to realize that dairy products are strictly from animal milk instead of just "breakfast foods" (in my mind).
    Yeah the food pyramid is really bogus and they taught us that and we believed it.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis Рік тому +4

      They also tend to be in the dairy aisle/ right next to the milk. I assume this is because they're another perishable product that comes from an animal. Honestly I used to think eggs were dairy for a long time before I learned dairy = milk.

    • @lawrencebates8172
      @lawrencebates8172 Рік тому +4

      I think that's pretty reasonable. The thing that's weird about the post is that the commenter was so upset with listing the recipe as dairy-free when it contains eggs; I'd assume a dairy-free tag was for people with lactose intolerance / dairy (milk-derivative) allergies. What diet specifically excludes all dairy and eggs but nothing else? xD

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Рік тому +1

      @@lawrencebates8172 people have egg allergies and milk allergies.

    • @me-myself-i787
      @me-myself-i787 Рік тому

      ​​@@lawrencebates8172Veganism
      But that also excludes meat

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 Рік тому +2

      I think the 'dairy' block was rather meant to be a grouping of protein-rich foods that aren't meat.
      PS there's a historical reason for the association. Many dishes that contain milk products also contain eggs. Eggs were commonly kept in the dairy since it was cool. The dairy maid who was in charge of churning butter and making cheese etc would also often be the one to make custards and other desserts. She also milked the cows and collected the eggs.

  • @JDM-is-my-name
    @JDM-is-my-name Рік тому +6

    6:05, you did really well! It's so nice to hear people try to pronounce Danish last names because it really shows me that Danish is quite easy to figure out.
    Amazing job!

  • @QuiteSpiffing
    @QuiteSpiffing Рік тому +50

    Oh my god. The rabies thing, to me, one of the most terrifying things on this world. I had a friend over watching some UA-cam video of a man trying to drink water and shuddering in panic every time the water bottle touched his lips. Without the captions or the audio I could tell right away he had rabies, absolutely terrifying.

    • @aleximarie8958
      @aleximarie8958 7 місяців тому +4

      Nah fr like what an awful way to go

  • @artorias6969
    @artorias6969 Рік тому +14

    This is honestly my biggest pet peeve, I HATE people like this, especially on the internet where people would rather die than admit they're wrong

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 Рік тому +64

    I mean, when I was first learning about countries outside the USA at age five, I thought Europe was split into states instead of different countries. I had thought Europe was its own nation. But I was a little kid, so there’s a huge difference lol

    • @split_bug6760
      @split_bug6760 Рік тому +5

      What states did you believe Europe was split between? Not meant as mocking, just genuinely curious

    • @spadeiguess
      @spadeiguess Рік тому +2

      I remember I used to think Egypt was one of the states of the USA

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 Рік тому +11

      ​@@split_bug6760 I basically thought each European country was its own state. The way the territories were cut on each map I saw were so little, there was no way they were countries. In my little five year old head, countries were big, like Russia, china, and the United States. Not these teeny little puzzle pieces! I figured Europe was basically its own nation, each country being a portion of the larger nation-united the way the territories of the states that make up the USA.
      I was corrected fairly quickly, but it took a few months to grasp that those small parts on the globe were, in fact, also full blown countries like my own.
      Now I wonder how many small children think that the United States is made up of a bunch of small countries when they first learn of it lol.

    • @SweetyO666
      @SweetyO666 Рік тому +7

      @sailormoonfan224 This is funny, because when I was little I thought that every US state was it's own country. Made sense to me when I learned that the law is different in some states

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому +2

      @@sailormoonfan224 You should see a map of The Holy Roman Empire :)

  • @leigh4386
    @leigh4386 Рік тому +29

    Ok I can actually understand the dairy/eggs one because I used to think that as a kid lol. In the grocery stores around here you always find eggs in the dairy section, so CLEARLY (/s) they must be dairy products

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +20

    On the Aluminum/Aluminium one, he was wrong about it being discovered by an American, but he is correct that Hans Ørsted called it "Aluminum." He only changed it to "Aluminium" due to peer pressure from other people in the field.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Рік тому +3

      True, but it's not unlike Steve Wilhite wanting to pronounce gif with a soft G. Convention is that the first letter of an acronym is pronounced the same as it is in the first word (in this case, "graphic")
      Therefore, although Wilhite invented the gif he was sort of pronouncing it wrong.

  • @DrThunder2004
    @DrThunder2004 Рік тому +17

    For the Jeopardy! question, the category was 'TV & Film Characters' and the answer is Pavel Chekhov.
    The creator of Star Trek, Gene Roddenberry, wrote Pavel Chekov before the series' second season. He made his television debut in 1967.

    • @jsl151850b
      @jsl151850b Рік тому +4

      It's unfortunate that he wasn't in the first season during the episode 'Shore Leave'.
      Because, then....'Chekov's Gun'.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      *BUT WHAT WAS THE CATEGORY* 😡😡

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Рік тому +1

      @@SebHaarfagre Apparently you can't read very well. The OP states what the category was. Read OP's comment again, slowly, if you have to.

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 3 місяці тому

      Damn, I was rooting for Illya Kuryakin in 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.'

  • @Genziety2077
    @Genziety2077 Рік тому +18

    The fact that the guy who got 74 was 1 number off makes it so much funnier

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +5

      I've never understood that honestly. Like I saw it in math tests and assessments as answers trying to trick you too. How do you get 1 away from the answer? Like if you do your math wrong usually you come out at what could be considered an "inverse" of sorts to the right answer, or you could just be way off. But if you get exactly one off, the only explanation I can think of is that you did some finger counting along the way and just miscounted by 1.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому +2

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Or how on earth you get an even number from something ending at 8 and 7 (one even and one odd)...

  • @__-fm5qv
    @__-fm5qv Рік тому +11

    I love that they say that the Earth moves at hypersonic speeds through the VACUUM of space. Which really just shows their understanding of the words. You cannot go hypersonic in a medium that does not transmit sound. Hypersonic is defined as a speed greater than Mach 5, which is 5 times Mach 1. Where Mach 1 is defined as the speed of sound in the medium you're moving through, this changes depending on the medium, its temperature, pressure, density and viscosity. When you're in a vacuum where there is no medium, there is no speed of sound and therefore no hypersonic speed.

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +1

      Man I love science. "Here's the rules of this particular law of science and its applications. Except really those applications only apply in this specific environment, otherwise you have to adjust the formula to fit a different environment which may or may not change how the law applies in your given situation" I'm mostly kidding but for some fields of science it really does sound that way.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 7 місяців тому

      Well earth is moving at a speed greater than 0 so technically it’s hypersonic

  • @carp6158
    @carp6158 Рік тому +33

    he almost pronounced Ø correctly i'm so proud

  • @Anonymus-ih7yb
    @Anonymus-ih7yb Рік тому +7

    My favorite thing to say to people like this is “You’re dense enough to sink in mercury”

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 Рік тому +168

    The eggs being thought as dairy is understandable seeing as a lot of grocery stores place eggs IN the dairy aisle. I had to check google because I had thought eggs were dairy. The fact that it is so easy to fact check some of this shit with a single google search just shows how much these people want to be right regardless of what evidence there is that says otherwise.

    • @huxleyleigh4856
      @huxleyleigh4856 Рік тому +9

      Eggs, milk and honey are all animal products that don't require killing the animal to get them. That seems like a pretty decent definition of dairy so in my opinion it makes sense to call them all dairy.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Рік тому +3

      they dont put them in the dairy section here

    • @incognitoman3656
      @incognitoman3656 Рік тому +6

      @@huxleyleigh4856it’s called ‘vegetarian’

    • @HitodamaKyrie
      @HitodamaKyrie Рік тому +7

      ​@@incognitoman3656Unless I'm mistaken, none of those products would be vegan.

    • @ethanbrandt8617
      @ethanbrandt8617 Рік тому +1

      @@incognitoman3656 you're thinking vegetarian. Vegan is no animal products at all.

  • @xerofelix7090
    @xerofelix7090 Рік тому +18

    Yeah... I had a history teacher in my humanities course in college (it was a combined class with three separate teachers), who taught that the civil war "wasn't fought over slavery but was about economics & states rights."
    I also had a professor at that same school tell us that WE (the students of her class) were personally responsible for climate change because we were "wearing shoes and buying computers and phones."

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +3

      Bruh how the shit was your school's faculty even allowed there? Like what? We literally go tens of thousands of dollars into debt just to hear Karens and Boomers project opinions at us instead of teaching us. Crazy.

    • @xerofelix7090
      @xerofelix7090 Рік тому +3

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Cause 'Merica, that's why. 😮‍💨 Seriously. I have tens of thousands of dollars of school loan debt just to hear this nonsense. 🙃

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +2

      @@xerofelix7090 Man at that point I'd just be looking at other school options. I love learning. If I paid tons of money to learn and that's what I got instead, I'd be trying to pursue some sort of action to get money back and I'd be looking for other schools.

    • @xerofelix7090
      @xerofelix7090 Рік тому +2

      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian It was just 2 teachers out of dozens, so we're excellent tbh. Besides, I was too poor to change schools. It would also have meant having to move with no one to help me and no car so....

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +2

      @@xerofelix7090 Oof I see. Well at least it isn't -too- bad. Shame that it's like it all though still. Gotta love the education system here

  • @assassincheese0
    @assassincheese0 Рік тому +9

    It really hits the nail on the head when at the end of the first post they even use the wrong "your"

  • @aadhithyar447
    @aadhithyar447 Рік тому +27

    Ah yes , my favourite subreddit, where even I can rage along with Robin
    And where I can also learn a lot of new things

  • @sezmaIoin
    @sezmaIoin Рік тому +40

    I guarantee you someone’s gonna think ‘English-American’ is just ‘American’.

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +4

      Man now my brain hurts. Would we even call an "English-American" an "English American" or would we just say they're English? Both terms can be confusing because of the english language sadly.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому

      when have English-Americans ever _stopped_ thinking they're "just Americans"?

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +2

      @@Vinemaple I feel like most English-Americans would never think of themselves as "just Americans". British superiority complex and all that :P

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi Рік тому

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrianthe fuck is a British superiority complex, that might be the stupidest thing I’ve heard today

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Yeah, I should have said "real American" lol

  • @Some9
    @Some9 Рік тому +90

    I'm genuinely surprised that emkay hasn't been effected by all the reddit chaos.

    • @Ory822
      @Ory822 Рік тому +17

      I think it might be affected

    • @Ory822
      @Ory822 Рік тому +3

      English isn’t my first language so I might be wrong

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx Рік тому +15

      @@Ory822 Affected means that something was influenced or changed (e.g. the lyrics affected him). Effected means that something was brought about or facilitated. (e.g. she effected the proposed changes).
      So you are correct, it is affected.

    • @r3dn_rosie88
      @r3dn_rosie88 Рік тому +8

      @@Ory822 As someone whos native language is English, I applaud you because even I struggle with that one all the time. Affect and effect are too confusing.

    • @pmpkn_soup
      @pmpkn_soup Рік тому +3

      ​@@Ory822aye man, youre right, and most native speakers don't even know the difference. big props to you

  • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
    @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +12

    4:15 to be fair if this isn't something you learned from someone else, it's kinda normal to not know that "pickles" are pickled cucumbers, and that pickling is a process that can be applied to many fruits/vegetables. i do wonder why cucumbers specifically got to be called "pickles" and not "pickled cucumbers" because that's the reason most people don't realize they're cucumbers.

    • @SomedudeonYouTubeB
      @SomedudeonYouTubeB Рік тому +5

      I'm not a native English speaker, and I've been referring to them as "pickled cucumbers" for a long time until someone told me that you can just call them pickles, lol. It's because when I was younger, I would translate things pretty literally in my head, so of course краставац= cucumber and кисели краставац (корнишон)= pickled cucumber, that's the only reason why I found it strange that people didn't know they're the same vegetable

  • @paulb5571
    @paulb5571 Рік тому +2

    While I doubt they knew about it in the post at 22:19, there is an extremely small number of people that have survived rabies. The number is only about 20 recorded cases, according to a 2021 CDC article. That is still such a high mortality rate that not getting vaccinated after being bitten by an animal they flat out say they KNOW had rabies is downright insane.

  • @darkunykorn404
    @darkunykorn404 Рік тому +8

    28:14 so close, yet so far
    He's right that life expectacy was skewed by infant mortality and people did not, in fact, immediately die when they turned 40 like some people seem to think, but the rest... nope, not really homie.

  • @pikathechao3701
    @pikathechao3701 Рік тому +4

    22:50 they did survive, but their brain was damaged so badly that they'll never be the same person again before they got sick; and will likely need support/care staffing for the rest of their life.

  • @Komodo2630
    @Komodo2630 Рік тому +15

    As a Dane just wanna say the way Robin said the Danish physicists name was not bad at all, pretty close.

  • @EveryChaoticSoul
    @EveryChaoticSoul Рік тому +29

    I know these people are all dumb as heck and all that, but can we just give a huge shout-out to medical science advancing so much in treatments the last few years? I mean heck they managed to 'treat' RABIES of all things?! Sure it was only 1 person but hot damn if that doesn't give you a fuzzy feeling inside about all the magical things people CAN do.

    • @stabileseitenlage
      @stabileseitenlage Рік тому +3

      The person to first survive rabies by being put in a coma for a week was a 15 year old girl in 2004. Since then there probably were a few more people to survive it. Also noteworthy is the long recovery process. Learning to talk, eat, walk etc. afterwards can take years.

    • @EveryChaoticSoul
      @EveryChaoticSoul Рік тому +2

      @@stabileseitenlage Oh, well, it's still pretty good news in my books whenever someone does survive it! I do appreciate the information though!
      Maybe one day in the distant future it'll go from a nearly 100% kill rate to a nearly 0% percent kill rate... obviously it's best to get vaccinated for it when needed, but everyone surviving would still be pretty dope.

    • @stabileseitenlage
      @stabileseitenlage Рік тому +2

      @@EveryChaoticSoul I sure think the mortality rate will drop with that approach, I read about approx. 20 people already having survived a year ago, but haven't looked it up them nor now. This is a last stand effort though and the vaccine will still be the infinitely better option, going by complications and recovery alone. I think in the future virology will do more for dropping mortality than this currently new approach to treatment which basically is "we will disable the brain from completely destroying the body until the immune system get's it done". But for now it's better than nothing - rightfully so. And if we ever get a better way for treatment, the main driver for mortality might become undiagnosed rabies or wrongly diagnosed rabies

  • @kiraoshiro6157
    @kiraoshiro6157 Рік тому +8

    When you forget how to say "breath" think "bath"
    When you forget how to say "breathe" think "bathe"

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Рік тому

      Problem is, people mix up "bathe" & "bath" all the time, too. Drives me *BONKERS.*

  • @tiffbeevachou108
    @tiffbeevachou108 Рік тому +5

    My husband is a Navy veteran. He never saw where the flat earth ends for a reason.

  • @nikkia9506
    @nikkia9506 Рік тому +6

    Life expectancy figures ARE skewed by infant mortality, because life expectancy is just an average. If people survived infancy, an were wealthy enough to avoid being worked to death or ravaged by disease, then they had every chance of living to a ripe old age. Averages are just averages; it doesn't mean that's the age the majority of people die by. So the person who said that was partly right. Just partly (former archaeologist here)

    • @cursedalien
      @cursedalien 2 місяці тому

      Yeah... I think Robin is confusing mean, median, and mode. Which I was taught the difference between in elementary school.

  • @Heratic_
    @Heratic_ Рік тому +4

    17:25 SiO2 is silicon dioxide, aka silica, is most commonly found in nature as quartz - literally ONE google search

  • @ratoh1710
    @ratoh1710 Рік тому +20

    6:05 Pretty close for a non-Danish speaker. The ø was slightly off and the d is soft. But then neither of those sounds are native to most English speakers. The closest I can think of is the d is kinda like you tried to make the th sound but gave up halfway and the ø is kinda like the e in that old meme "ermahgerd"

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- Рік тому

      Soft d is literally impossible to pronounce...

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому

      Man I tried saying the name out loud with these instructions and I said like a weird form of the word "thirsted" or like "Thorsten"

    • @FormerChildProdigy
      @FormerChildProdigy Рік тому +2

      @@PhantomGato-v- Yeah, I hear a soft d can be really problematic.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@PhantomGato-v- You're right, you can't pronounce something literally. You can, however, pronounce it phonetically...
      (Sorry, OCPD)

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Have you seen/do you remember the clip with that guy laughing like a donkey/really contagious laugh?
      _"Heeogh heoogh heeogh!"_ Do that but take air in instead of blowing it out and make it more subtle, then you should be closer :D
      I don't speak Danish but I'm Norwegian so I know but this is as close I can get to describing it for a native English speaker

  • @Amber_Trixie
    @Amber_Trixie Рік тому +4

    29:10 the speed of evolution depends on the reproduction rate of species. What they're saying would take decades, if at all (since they don't need to eat those bugs to survive).
    No reason to eat them = no reason only those who can eat them would survive

  • @Wall-Monster
    @Wall-Monster Рік тому +415

    Can we appreciate how these guys are able to read the most stupid posts without losing brain cells?
    Edit: mom im famous help 💀

    • @bararobberbaron859
      @bararobberbaron859 Рік тому +33

      I imagine they have to take night classes to balance out the lost brain cells, there's no way people this dense won't hurt Robin or the other narrators.

    • @Wall-Monster
      @Wall-Monster Рік тому +5

      @@bararobberbaron859 lmfao probably

    • @iamthestonks1652
      @iamthestonks1652 Рік тому +2

      also does emkay have premium or something (i forgot what it’s called lol) because this comment is 3 minutes older than the video

    • @Wall-Monster
      @Wall-Monster Рік тому +1

      @@iamthestonks1652 idk it shouldn't be 3 minutes older tho

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon Рік тому +3

      Robin had brain cells?

  • @ThatOneFry2005
    @ThatOneFry2005 Рік тому +5

    The thumbnail for this video is something I’m sure everyone has the satisfaction of seeing. The most effective way to piss someone off on the internet, and the most satisfying moment in an argument online: When you get to correct their spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

    • @Idk_a_name_88
      @Idk_a_name_88 8 місяців тому

      helluva boss pfp🗿

    • @ThatOneFry2005
      @ThatOneFry2005 8 місяців тому

      @@Idk_a_name_88 And? It’s a show I enjoy for my own reasons. What are you trying to say?

    • @Idk_a_name_88
      @Idk_a_name_88 8 місяців тому

      @@ThatOneFry2005 I didn't mean to make it an insult. I also enjoy helluva boss ☺️.

  • @thedanishelf
    @thedanishelf Рік тому +7

    Let me just compliment you on your attempt to pronounce Ørsted. You are surprisingly close hitting the Ø-sound, which is very rare for English-speaking people. Very well done.

  • @madmephit2253
    @madmephit2253 Місяць тому +1

    Hate to break it to people at 28:18 there, but life expectancy does in fact get skewed by infant mortality. The full name of the stat usually used is "mean life expectancy at birth", meaning that a whole bunch on the short end can really drag it down.
    I don't know about the specifics of the Victorian era, but it's conceivable that *once people got past infancy* they didn't live *much* shorter than they do today. Modern medical science can help somewhat with extending lives so it seems likely there's at least some difference, but it's probably nowhere near as dramatic a jump as the mean stats would show (not least because modern society also enables a whole lot of unhealthy choices that weren't available back in the day, and we definitely don't lack for non-old-age ways for adults to lose their lives). Where we're leaps and bounds better is infant and pediatric care.

    • @pinkamenaxoxo
      @pinkamenaxoxo 2 дні тому

      i immediately opened the comments to make sure somebody had said this lol

  • @zeeboss2762
    @zeeboss2762 Рік тому +9

    8:44 as a former jeopardy fan, I have to say I'm very disappointed in this. YES THE FINAL JEOPARDY QUESTION HAS A CATEGORY. Also, at the time of that post it is possible that either Alex Trebek or Ken Jennings hosted. I miss Trebek... Jeopardy! Will never be the same without him.

  • @errortrossity
    @errortrossity Рік тому +8

    3:07 As a person studying biology, this post made me very angry. Every single organism on this planet has to regulate it's body temperature or find a safe environment in order to not perish, mammals and birds create their own body heat, some animals hibernate, some just live in subterranean environments where the aboveground temperature doesn't affect them. Every living organism on this planet has be in the correct conditions in order to survive, you can't just put a fish in a boiling pot of water and expect it to survive. Leaving a dog on the concrete in the radiant beams of the sun on a blistering day is not only a horrible idea, It's animal abuse, that's how you give the poor thing heatstroke, dogs are not invincible.

    • @JoseGonzalez-uj9qg
      @JoseGonzalez-uj9qg Рік тому +1

      Thanks for telling me how to give my friend ishxjabdjdvdjdb the dog heatstroke after he ate my food(joke)

    • @MosestheJohovace
      @MosestheJohovace Рік тому

      See my mom does this to our dog
      Our is all black and our mother likes to leave her outside in 80 degree weather saying the dog is fine because it’s a dog which is not the case

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@MosestheJohovace "Because it's a dog" it is *NOT* fine.
      Actually, the only way you'll now for sure is to have a vet at standby and do tests. Or look at the obvious signs; tongue out all the time and panting (poor thing)
      Also, humans can technically survive a fire, so why not put all people in burning houses?

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 Рік тому

      Guess you were in for a *TREAT*

  • @Kikie_kent
    @Kikie_kent Рік тому +8

    2:20 is semi accurate. The south fought to keep their slaves, however, the North wanted to keep the country together. Abe made the war about slavery when they thought Europe was going to get involved.

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Рік тому

      partially? but not really, abe set out to preserve the union originally and wanted to tread very lightly in the South and on the topic of slavery in order to not anger the border states
      even still, as the war went on and before the Emancipation Proclamation, there would be a lot of legislation around emancipating slaves, especially in rebelling areas.

  • @crazygamerkasten9748
    @crazygamerkasten9748 Рік тому +2

    about the taser thing: electricity will always take the path of least resistance, which just so happens to be a straight line between the barbs. the only way for that child to get tased too is if one or both of the barbs hit the child. if one harb hit the child and one barb hit the adult then both of them would stop getting tased the second they aren’t in contact

  • @ruler255
    @ruler255 Рік тому +22

    Fun fact: if the earth was a disc, it would collapse into a sphere over time due to it’s gravity and centripetal force

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому +2

      I've always liked pondering how that would happen. Would it first roll up like an ancient scroll, then crumple into a ball? Or would the pressure be equal from all edges of the disc and somehow just mash the whole circumference to the center, as the center expands outward?

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo Рік тому

      Considering that's actually how the Earth formed, from a disc of debris orbiting the Sun, it would make sense for it to be the inevitable endgame.

    • @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq
      @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq Рік тому

      @@PongoXBongoyeah but it was a massive disc with the sun in the middle, kinda like saturn so its not the same

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo Рік тому

      @@FirstnameLastname-jd4uq Well, there had to have been a "heavier" attractor that began the ball-i-fication of the Earth that all other nearby debris moved toward. So, it would have been like a little dense disc hoovering up the not-dense disc.

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful Рік тому +2

    @0:10 Here's the thing about these "You believe in [INSERT GROSS OVERSIMPLIFICATION TO TRY AND MAKE X SOUND ABSURD]" type folks. They never seem to realise that one could do literally the exact same thing to THEIR chosen thing, and it would sound exactly as silly, if we ignore that it's patently untrue to begin with.
    You can say "You believe you live on a floating flat plain somehow suspended in the middle of all existence, without gravity, that just SOMEHOW stays where it is"
    You know, if they don't then tell you the Earth is literally 100 % of all matter in existence and that no other stars, planets or moons, or really any other place or object in the whole universe even exists.
    Cause then you have to explain to them why making stars for no reason other than to make them twinkle in the sky, even stars we literally can't see without using super advanced telescopes, makes literally no sense.

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 Рік тому +3

    25:25 Yes there were Muslim Nazi's and Yes there was a Jewish Communist uprising in a specific city just before the Nazi's but wasn't country wide...
    I don't know about the Catholic Church though..Both the Pope's during WWII were both Italian so it's feasible they had Nazi/Fascist leanings if they put their countries politics first but I've never read any evidence for that

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful Рік тому +2

    Also I love how the person at @0:15 obviously was never on a train. Cause according to their logic, being on one should equal feeling like you are moving exactly as fast as the train, at all times.

  • @thebringerofdeath4101
    @thebringerofdeath4101 Рік тому +6

    0:42 we know the Earth is round, and we orbit the sun due to the fact that some guy believe Galileo a long ass time ago, did some mass and figure it out that if the Earth was you know stationary, these planet should be at this point in time instead of where they actually are

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 6 місяців тому +1

    The Victorian’s environment wasn’t polluted?!? Yeah, there were factories gushing smoke and crap I into the air, but the environment wasn’t polluted! 🤦

  • @redtreekoflames1327
    @redtreekoflames1327 Рік тому +13

    Clearly, this is emkay content

    • @Frost_Haz_Lost_It
      @Frost_Haz_Lost_It Рік тому +2

      Ugh, no its not.🙄

    • @redtreekoflames1327
      @redtreekoflames1327 Рік тому +4

      @@Frost_Haz_Lost_It smh my head my head. How could I not realize. Thank you for opening my eyes, and now I am ripened fruit

    • @ACryOfAnguish
      @ACryOfAnguish Рік тому +1

      ​@@Frost_Haz_Lost_Itoh shit ur right lmao

  • @gdtestqueen
    @gdtestqueen Рік тому +2

    8:15….ok, has to Pavel Chekov from Star Trek!
    Rodenberry was huge into equality and wanted a show where all humans worked together no matter their sex, colour, or nationality.

  • @Jackaboy3695
    @Jackaboy3695 Рік тому +3

    23:06 I may be wrong, but I think five people did. Still, if you get bitten by an animal and you can't confirm it doesn't have rabies, get a rabies shot asap. It sometimes takes years to get symptoms, but don't take chances.

  • @YuYuYuna_
    @YuYuYuna_ Рік тому +1

    I love how flat earthers try to spin it around and make a spherical earth sound ridiculous meanwhile they expect us to believe that we are on a disc with a massive ice wall that somehow never melts and THAT is what keeps in all the worlds oceans and waters from spilling off the planet.

  • @niceriley
    @niceriley Рік тому +3

    Everyone in R/banpitbulls are confidently incorrect

  • @Natt_Skapa
    @Natt_Skapa Рік тому +2

    18:57 what they are staying is that there is a weird phenomenon about our solar system and they don't understand it so they are calling proof that the earth isn't round.
    The phenomenon is that the earth rotates once more than there are days because the revolution around the sun counteracts one of the rotations

    • @Natt_Skapa
      @Natt_Skapa Рік тому

      The earth rotates ~366 times each year

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 7 місяців тому

      Actually that’s false, we lose one rotation due to taxes.

  • @depressedtoaster887
    @depressedtoaster887 Рік тому +4

    2:11 this is actually pretty much true (except for the end) but they fail to recognize the only reason the war happened was because the south seceded because of slavery

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Рік тому

      if it were to gain the support of northerners.. why did tons of union soldiers desert in response to it? no, it was a masterful diplomatic move to keep europeans out of the war and fully endorse abolishing slavery as part of the cause of the war, which would become increasingly intertwined with the original cause of preserving the union. the legislation lincolns admin was passing leading up to the Emancipation Proclamation suggests and Lincoln's history of abolitionism suggests it wasn't purely for the reasons the guy in the video states...

    • @depressedtoaster887
      @depressedtoaster887 Рік тому

      yeah i agree with you

  • @roosh1986
    @roosh1986 4 місяці тому +1

    Some creative insults for people who belong on this subreddit:
    1. Intelligence is always following you, but you're always faster.
    2. If your brain turned into an explosive, the blast wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
    3. If you had an intelligent thought, it died alone and afraid.
    4. You must be as sharp as a ball.
    5. When it was raining intelligence, you had an umbrella.

  • @rfmerrill
    @rfmerrill Рік тому +13

    Technically "canine" means "belonging to the subfamily Caninae". Currently, however, the only living canids are also canines, so they are equivalent if you're talking about currently-living species.

  • @Artuistic1011
    @Artuistic1011 Рік тому +4

    5:45 is wrong, the first time aluminium was named was by the English chemist Sir Humphrey Davy in 1809. However, he originally called it alumium, and it was not until 1812 that he renamed it to aluminum. However, in every other part of the English speaking world other than the U.S., they changed it to aluminium to keep in line with the classical suffix ium at the end of many other elements.
    both are considered correct pronunciations and both refer to the same element, really no different than the British versus the American potato or potato.
    aluminum came first.

    • @Gardiled
      @Gardiled Рік тому +2

      fr i was about to say that

  • @i.is.kid.
    @i.is.kid. Рік тому +1

    2:11 THATS WHAT MY SCHOOL TAUGHT US. If SCHOOL tells me something, imma believe it, because that’s what people keep saying. But APPARENTLY they can’t even get their facts right. But who do I believe now???

  • @AbdulAbdul1
    @AbdulAbdul1 Рік тому +4

    7:25. if that first commenter were correct, the person holding the taser would get tased as well.

  • @ChildDevourer83
    @ChildDevourer83 Рік тому +2

    2:11 the only thing they got right was the civil war didn’t start over freeing slaves, because it did start to try and keep the country together

  • @Idle_Idol
    @Idle_Idol Рік тому +8

    4:37
    As a Brazilian I’d like to apologize for my dumb fellow, he’s not the brightest

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      I don't get it. Is 4:41 the Brazilian person typing? I thought that was someone else (not Brazilian)

    • @BigTuca1
      @BigTuca1 6 місяців тому

      Mas cara, quem foi burro não foi o brasileiro, quem falou merda foi o gringo q falou q ser brasileiro é etinia em vez de nacionalidade, Brasil é uma nação, logo é nacionalidade

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 Рік тому +1

    19:52 As someone who has HAD a UTI, this is completely incorrect. I am s×x repulsed-asexual and a minor, and have never had that in my life and refuse to. It can be caused by multiple things, usually just bacteria in the urinary tract.
    Also I just wanna say that acting like UTIs aren't a big deal is BULL. THEY HURT. A LOT.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Рік тому +4

    4:45 there are some cases where i'm too dumb to know who's the dumb one, in these situations i call them both smart cause i'm dumber than both.
    Also, was that an Ace Ventura laugh??

  • @rod0fdiscord
    @rod0fdiscord Рік тому +2

    2:47 to the south, the civil war was always about slavery, and to the north, the denial of slavery was used more as a weapon than a reason to fight

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 Рік тому +5

    Britain is an island on the European coast in the north sea next to the island of Ireland.
    On the island of Britain there are three countries (England, Scotland and Wales)
    The United Kingdom is a coalition of countries (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Рік тому

      Wrong. Britain refers to the British Isles, one of which is the island of Great Britain.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@wta1518 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@wta1518 Britain refers to "Great Britain" my dude.
      the (sic.) British Isles is not what Britain refers to. Quite literally. As in, the exact reason _"The British Isles"_ are named _"The British Isles"_ and not _"The Island of (Great) Britain"_
      Great Britain is also known as Albion (but this is mostly used in far back historical context but it still *IS* the same thing)
      I... I do not know if you're being satirical or genuine.
      The name stems from Roman times. The name "British Isles" is more recent and more connected to the Colonialism/Imperialism.

  • @aribantala
    @aribantala Рік тому +2

    19:20 Why does the Sidereal time matter for anyone besides Astronomers? Sidereal times are used by Astronomers to fully zeroed in on a celestial object at a given celestial coordinate because it clocks in according to relative motion of celestial objects. So you can see something like, idk, a star... In X Coordinate in the sky at Y Sidereal Time
    We use Solar time, aka measuring time using the position of the Sun, for Timekeeping. Because we use the sun as our measurement for the time of day... Not every other stars on the sky

  • @Urlocald-tackle
    @Urlocald-tackle Рік тому +7

    These people make me feel like Einstein

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 Рік тому +1

    Humans and dinosaurs absolutely lived together, otherwise KFC would need a brand new business model.

  • @JamesNewham
    @JamesNewham Рік тому +3

    5:10 I'm Dutch and I had a very serious brainfuck because I couldn't parse my two languages through each other, especially with the level of stupidity in the five minutes before that.

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 Рік тому +2

    My mom had and eventually succumbed to Lyme disease. Deer ticks are what carry Lyme.

  • @kubin226
    @kubin226 Рік тому +5

    so apparently the schools were right about teaching us the "mitochondria is the powerhous of the cell"

  • @KorokHaze93
    @KorokHaze93 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly being called stupid by a flat earther is almost a compliment.
    I mean it almost guarantees you are not in fact stupid.

  • @zukostryder
    @zukostryder Рік тому +4

    4:23 like the whole reason why they are called PICKLEs they are PICKLEd cucumbers 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @fishyfish201
    @fishyfish201 Рік тому +1

    Mitochondria: "LOOK AT ME! I am the cell now."

  • @JacobDarkk
    @JacobDarkk Рік тому +13

    Subreddits like these remind me of a line from a UA-camr, 'Never get in a fight with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience '

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske Рік тому +4

      Psst. It was a quote by Mark Twain.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni Рік тому +2

      @@sandrosliske UA-cam slash marktwain

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому +1

      @@andruloni _"Tomfoolery is a dish best served as an entourage"_
      - Sun Tzu, battle of Manzikert, 1987

  • @theactionman007
    @theactionman007 Рік тому +2

    I appreciate the fact that Robin can get through these without smashing his head on the keyboard multiple times.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Рік тому

      ... or maybe they just cut those parts out in post-prod. ;-)

  • @SuddenFool
    @SuddenFool Рік тому +3

    Respect to Robin. He was very close to correctly saying "Ørsted" I tip my faxe kondi at thee !

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Рік тому +1

    *2:31** is also part of the confidentlyincorrect as they said American history when talking about US history*

  • @kaitlinannwright24
    @kaitlinannwright24 Рік тому +5

    The stuff about the civil war not being about slavery is actually what we were taught in school in the South. I believed that for a long time bc it's what I was taught. Thankfully, my first year of college challenged everything and I came to better conclusions very quickly. On one end, people who say it wasn't about slavery are wrong and downplay the racial oppression, but on the other hand, that's legit what some people were taught in school so they might be ignorant not actively pushing an agenda

    • @GigaChadBarbie
      @GigaChadBarbie Рік тому

      In my school in the south west I was taught that the civil war wasn’t initially about slavery at least not explicitly, and although Lincoln knew slavery was a moral wrong wanted to not call out the war as being about slavery at first thought I can’t remember why. I think it might’ve been about economics in the sense that Europe had done away with slavery for the economic prosperity of free people and America knew they had to switch soon but the south didn’t want too.

    • @JonathanElliotMay
      @JonathanElliotMay Рік тому +1

      @@GigaChadBarbieou’re correct. The topic of slavery WAS a contention but not a direct cause of the start of the war. It wasn’t until Lincoln’s emancipation proclamation just over a year later that he made it the central cause for the union in the war. So the OP on that post wasn’t entirely wrong. Just half right

    • @jaredkoger8252
      @jaredkoger8252 Рік тому

      I encountered both in suburban Georgia growing up in the 90s. I had teachers that taught lost cause B.S. and I had teachers that would basically say "sure, it was about states' rights... to own slaves."

  • @captisaxum
    @captisaxum Місяць тому

    14:23 I live a few miles north of paluxy and can say that (going there many times) it is obvious that the tracks are from different time periods. The human tracks are a few feet higher up the side of the river and are much less eroded.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Рік тому +5

    Do they think mice (mouses) spontaneously appear in houses? Also, in most of the movies Stewart Little is outside and Remy is inside so his example doesnt even follow the point he's trying to make.

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon Рік тому

      The actual difference between mice and rats is that rats have larger and different texture tails. There's not much else on the surface that's noticable.

  • @FluffyBoi_Carolus
    @FluffyBoi_Carolus Рік тому +1

    Robin: “Are you calling me stupid”
    Also Robin: l
    “I’m stupid”
    Edit: I remember when I got bit my 5 lone star ticks I think
    I am lucky I never got Lyme

  • @Cinnamon_Fox_Official
    @Cinnamon_Fox_Official Рік тому +3

    Where's my faith in humanity? It's all gone

  • @chobbis3
    @chobbis3 Рік тому +1

    none of these are as bad as me thinking that the word "vivid" actually meant "vague" for 16 YEARS
    its genuinely incredible that not ONE person told me that it was the exact opposite

  • @eternaldarkness3139
    @eternaldarkness3139 Рік тому +4

    The biggest difference between pickles and cucumbers is; the wife never gets excited when I bring home pickles

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian Рік тому

      Ooof sounds like your wife doesn't eat many sandwiches :P Pickles go good on so many types of sandwiches, how can you not be excited for the food you'll eat?

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

      @@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Uhm...

  • @CookingWithCows
    @CookingWithCows Рік тому +2

    15:50 ok, so that might have come from the fact that mitochondria used to be bacteria cells that somehow got absorbed and evolved to live in symbiosis with our body cells, so since antibiotics kill bacteria, they think that antibiotics kill the "powerhouse of the cell",(*shudder of even writing that*).. of course that's total bullshit, while mitochondria very likely indeed evolved from early bactera-like cells and are now living in our body cells, they changed so much over time that antibiotics don't affect them.

    • @CookingWithCows
      @CookingWithCows Рік тому

      And of course the whole vagina spin on the thing somehow just grew out of their neck beard fungus

  • @boopledoo
    @boopledoo Рік тому +3

    The taser one is kinda funny bc I was picturing the current the way it works with an electric fence so I thought even if he used baby as a shield he would still be the one shocked bc he's the end of the current 😂

  • @Irish_Mann
    @Irish_Mann Рік тому +1

    Every heard of the Coriolis effect? Foucault pendulum? WE PROVED IT WAS A PLANET 300 YEARS AGO WITH THESE 0:08

    • @Irish_Mann
      @Irish_Mann Рік тому

      Not to mention the fact we have known the planet was a sphere since before the US was founded

  • @kbeara03
    @kbeara03 Рік тому +3

    Dairy by definition is a product made from or containing milk. A creature that lays eggs (with the exception of the platypus) does not produce milk. Therefore, unless you’re using platypus eggs in your recipe, there is absolutely no way that the eggs you are using are not dairy-free. Even if this is the case, milk and eggs are produced in different ways from different parts of the body, so it’s very unlikely that it would be dairy.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Рік тому +1

      In the U.S & Canada, eggs are washed, removing the surface layer of the shell, making them permeable to bacteria. They need refrigeration & are put in the cold dairy aisle. The Food Pyramid put eggs in it's "dairy" section for some odd reason I don't understand. People have grown up here maybe making this mistake 'cuz of that. In Europe, eggs *aren't* washed, don't need refrigeration & can be stored on your kitchen counter.