It is not only jamaican parents i think it is Caribbean parents lol and after the beating have the cheek to ask did i give you something to cry for lmao
then they would ask you ..."you want some more? ....no mommy ...then stop crying . but how can ya stop when ya ass hurting from all that whooping you just got
Haahhhhh am from suriname and you are so accurate😂. My mom said: you wanna cry?! you wanna cry? Me: snif snif, no mama She: Come let me give you somthin to cry for. You know damn well no kind of answer is good enough at that moment
Sanica T well that is true cuz I from Trinidad and all ah dat Yuh just say dey it true ting Me *cries after getting lix* Meh mudda : Aye boi whey u crying for eh ? I just give Yuh 4 lash on Yuh damnin foot Me : *cries louder* Meh mudda : Aye boi suck it up before ah give Yuh 3 more lash
Things I've gotten beaten for: Homework Answering back Being called more than one time Not cleaning the house Left my things everywhere Grades Not hurrying up to eat School Parents evening Saying something stupid Breaking something Showing something stupid Not behaving myself in public Using stuff without permission Not having a shower Talking alot The list could go on
Would yall say your better for it or worse honestly curios and do you have resentment towards you fam i dont think ita bad but i do think it can be too much like i probably needed some beating but im now realizing i have to control myself
@@mmohammed1655 you are so stupid I swear do you even know if he's actually white? you have people in jamaica who look white or Chinese or indian and the only connection they have is that thier grandmother or grandfather was white or Chinese or indian ergo making them still jamaican. Gosh I can tell the only thing in your head is air💨
@@kanarcydalive1579 look please don't talk to me, the name doesn't mean shit. how about you go and pick up a book instead of spending your time talking fuckery I'm sure you'll be able to learn a thing or two.
Yes, my mother shes half Chinese Jamaican her father was Chinese ethnicity born and raised in Kingston. He did not really speak thick patois like this, at least by the time I was born in Canada, but he had strong accent with the exclamations like cho, nice and proper, and the sayings like 'try it first, you dont like it dont eat it' and 'dont juck the pepper less you like it hot'. I don't really ever imitate the accent because its not comical, it feels like home for me and its not how I talk so why put on a voice
I'm in tears over here 🤣🤣🤣. Southern mothers do the same thing. Make you go get a switch from the tree, and you can play the fool if you want to and get small switches, they would braid them switches together and you'd get beat. My mother would beat word for word, as well as the shut up or I'll give you something to cry about. Oh the memories......
@@mmohammed1655 his patois is NOT watered down at all. People from different parts of the island speak patois differently. It also depends on how patois is spoken in your household. So tired of some Jamaicans telling me that I don't speak "real" patois, because my patois is some what modified, and not what I'd call "deep"patois. This comes from being strictly denied speaking patois daily at home from early childhood till I was thirteen/fourteen when of course, I felt free to do so. This has caused the patois I speak to sound slightly modified. But what the hell, it's Jamaican patois ALL THE SAME!
in america most people have a issue when you tell them that you are african and white and indian , lol, .. i find it hard in the south here to convince people that jamaicans that look like you exist, lol , love the video, wi mixup to rawtid, .di lick dem wid every word, jah know star
+John Paddy if you love in another country for a period of time you start to adapt to their ways even the way they talk and act he might have picked up some English or not who cares anyway
My parents very nice, very awesome. But beating yes, Bilble says don't spare the rod and spoil the child...Today at 57 years young, I am a happy recipient of awesome parenting who used the rod..
Blouse and skirt! Mi a laf til mi nearly dead! Mi mum a Bajan and Mi pops a Jamaican. A fi mi get licks ina two different accents di whole a dem a tak turn fi represent dem island lawwd
I used to hear from my Vincy dad "Get di belt!". Mommy used to say "You don't hear, yuh feel!" And "Yuh ears hard!" Also would get hit with the syllables 😭😭
Lol!!!!I'm laughing my face off I had the very same experiences with my Mom ,grand parents ,aunts as well .But looking back it has taught me a lot I've raised my kids differentlyrics but with alot of my upbringing as well.In this time our parents would be classed as a bruisers I sometimes point that out to my mother.I wish at times that this generation would pay more serious attention to the youngerror ones.(Nevis WestIndies)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU KNOW ANY JAMAICANS OR BEEN TO JAMAICA? OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOURS. OUR KIDS HAVE RESPECT AND MANNERS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR ASS BEAT SO YOU WOULD HAVE SOME TOO. FUCKING TRAILER TRASH!!!!!! LUCKY THIS IS ONLINE....
As a white Canadian, may I just say... "What?!" I have a boy at work that is a heavy accented Jamaican too and I can't help but want to emulate their accent. It's not because I'm racist, but man, I LOVE that accent-- same with southern black accents. There's just something so appealing to them.
+Diet Coke look at this simpleton. Not proper English? You can't even form a properly structured English sentence. If you're saying that's not proper English to Jamaican's, then would you then compare Spanish from Mexico not proper when compared to Spanish from Spain?
"👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't do dat again! 😡 mi seh 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't--" We'd forget what we were even getting beaten for 😭💀
my grandmother said she use to climb the tree & stay up there to avoid beatings but LOL my aunts + uncle were not amused... she escape her beatings as a child in the 1930's
When you're child this shiit is not the least bit funny. But, when you become an adult and you reflect on those beatings it's funny as hell! Loooooooooooooooooooooool. Being Jamaican is so much fun! Luv it! Very proud of my Jamaican culture!
Oh my gosh..I am from the Caribbean and can relate to every single part of this video. That is exactly how I grew up. The whole dam street would beat you if they saw you long the road misbehaving. LOL....
🤣🤣🤣🤣.....stap it calm dung!!!....yuh ah bring mi back to mi childhood days ah Jamaica....ah nuh lie ennuh.....ah di tamrin stick dem cahn hat....mi di haffi pick mi ownnah beatin stick tuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...di worse is when di teacha dem a beat yuh, ah couldn't stan dem!!!!
Yes we have White Jamaicans and Chinese Jamaicans. The difference is whites in Jamaica are Jamaican first and white last. They are not like the Whites in America. They are and sound like Black Jamaicans.
Oh man! This was good, thank god I grew up around Jamaicans and Islanders or else I wouldnt understand a thing, your accent is heavy AF but nice. You should tell this joke in a stand up club.
Me and my siblings: “what did we do??” My mom: “ I don’t know but I know y’all did something today to deserve this whooping!!!” Me and my siblings: “ yeah you right”🤣🤣
I had a gym buddy from Jamaica that speaks just like this. I asked him what language he spoke. He said English! I was like. what? He got mad at me. LOL
@@geraldj3623 When a Jamaican speaks English without patois, most people understand it. Because you had an issue understanding it, does not mean most do not. I am assuming it was his accent that gave you some difficulty to understand.
As a Floridian with Bahamian background, I call the asswhooping where every hit comes behind a word a syllable beating. Ev-rey-time= 3 hits com-ing-out-side-act-ting-up-a-gain= 9 hits.
"She dont correct you and say there is a silent K, she just beats you" that killed me
Lmao
Dis sweet....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is not only jamaican parents i think it is Caribbean parents lol and after the beating have the cheek to ask did i give you something to cry for lmao
then they would ask you ..."you want some more? ....no mommy ...then stop crying .
but how can ya stop when ya ass hurting from all that whooping you just got
Haahhhhh am from suriname and you are so accurate😂.
My mom said: you wanna cry?! you wanna cry?
Me: snif snif, no mama
She: Come let me give you somthin to cry for.
You know damn well no kind of answer is good enough at that moment
Sanica T well that is true cuz I from Trinidad and all ah dat Yuh just say dey it true ting
Me *cries after getting lix*
Meh mudda : Aye boi whey u crying for eh ? I just give Yuh 4 lash on Yuh damnin foot
Me : *cries louder*
Meh mudda : Aye boi suck it up before ah give Yuh 3 more lash
Not just Caribbean...black parents...lol
I am a Jamaican! Its true it's all Caribbean island. We turned out to be good citizens though.lol
"Stop beat me, Imma stop cryin"that was funny as heck
The wildest thing about this for me is that I understand every word that he's saying and I'm not Jamaican! 🤣👍
I can relate. 😂😂😂
He's talking slowly. This isn't regular pace.
Here’s your medal
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@@15dmoney15 😬🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Okay that was wiiiild 😱
"N-I-F-E...so she beat yu" 🤣🤣🤣
It's true!!
It's true!!
Mi say lol
Yeah. I couldn’t grasp division when I was 7 or so. Lemme tell you, I didn’t go to school that day.
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Things I've gotten beaten for:
Homework
Answering back
Being called more than one time
Not cleaning the house
Left my things everywhere
Grades
Not hurrying up to eat
School
Parents evening
Saying something stupid
Breaking something
Showing something stupid
Not behaving myself in public
Using stuff without permission
Not having a shower
Talking alot
The list could go on
I got everything on that list too
Would yall say your better for it or worse honestly curios and do you have resentment towards you fam i dont think ita bad but i do think it can be too much like i probably needed some beating but im now realizing i have to control myself
Me get all dem beating plus for bumping a ball while grane was having her beauty sleep in midday...beat all over lol😅
Didn't get "beat" once in my life, have and always will respect my parents
@@92clintonr big up yourself 👏🏾👌🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this couldnt be anymore accurate LMFAO
ASE u
ASE This man is definitely Not born in the Carrabean, he has probably mixed with druggies and learnt t.
Val O'Brien - you are da "druggie"!!
Val O'Brien damn nigga, that's a stretch
Val O'Brien you being extra🤣🤣🤣
Or like when you're not crying so they say "oh yah big man now" and just beat you harder
Felt this 😭
Then they call u wicked for not crying
There. Was. No. Winning!!
@@yuhz1m1 ikr😭😭😭
Yeah!! Loooool
I am crying, this is true of West Indian parents, my hubbie is Jamaican and he said that you were spot on!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Haha! "Stop crying" "Stop beating me and I'll stop crying" That was my childhood too lol.
Brandon Zimmerman , Sounds like Child Abuse..
I'm from Nigeria and I've always understood Patois to an extent. It's funny how similar our parents are, lol. I'm rolling! 🤣
Bro, if he didn't say Jamaican, I'll assume it's a Nigerian story. The accuracy.
Very similar cultures and styles of raising kids as well as values. Many Jamaicans' ancestors did after all, come from West Africa.
This happens in the whole Caribbean Bro😂😂😂😂 Lawd av merci I'm dead.
Loooool...ok he's really Jamaican these are stories only man dem would know !
Ent
@@mmohammed1655 you are so stupid I swear do you even know if he's actually white? you have people in jamaica who look white or Chinese or indian and the only connection they have is that thier grandmother or grandfather was white or Chinese or indian ergo making them still jamaican. Gosh I can tell the only thing in your head is air💨
@@gabrielleclarke3973
Wow, hype down. He even goes by the name White Yardie. That's acknowledgment in itself.
@@kanarcydalive1579 look please don't talk to me, the name doesn't mean shit. how about you go and pick up a book instead of spending your time talking fuckery I'm sure you'll be able to learn a thing or two.
Lol
Lol. in Jamaica my father beat us with a wooden spoon and named it joker.
K Smith . . . and named it Joker ? I jus dead ! 😄
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!! MI CYAH MANIJ!!!
Bring me joker
Don't make me bring joker 2.0
My mother had a yard stick (that you'd use to measure cloth for sewing) and she named it Felix (feel licks)
The teachers beating you and not being able to tell your mum is soooo true 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Yup. We all got it good in school. I think my headmistress had her own quota. Try to get every kid in school by the end of the year. LOL
Yo deadass🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
My mom worked at my school so everything I did wrong she knew.😭
Ronelle Campbell mine too. So there was no one to complain to. We behaved well as a result.
I'm jamaican and i approve he's accurate and funnyy. I'm deaadd 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽 respect to raaarrrtiidd
He's actually from Jamaica
He’s from Jamaica so why would he need you’re approval ?💀
why yall beat your kids so much? 😩 SaDD !!!
What do you mean accurate he is actually Jamaican
Salmz - you’re just pure ignorant
Jamaicans are a mix race people, as our motto states ,out of many we are one people.
Facts even Chinese speak Jamaica
"Out of many one people"
Exactly. Jamaican isn’t a race, it’s an ethnicity
Yes, my mother shes half Chinese Jamaican her father was Chinese ethnicity born and raised in Kingston. He did not really speak thick patois like this, at least by the time I was born in Canada, but he had strong accent with the exclamations like cho, nice and proper, and the sayings like 'try it first, you dont like it dont eat it' and 'dont juck the pepper less you like it hot'. I don't really ever imitate the accent because its not comical, it feels like home for me and its not how I talk so why put on a voice
You forgot the part, if you are the oldest child and your younger brother or sister do something wrong, you get beat for them too. 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True thing, been the first child, I often have to pay penalty for the other 4 siblings 😂😂😂😂🙄
I'm in tears over here 🤣🤣🤣. Southern mothers do the same thing. Make you go get a switch from the tree, and you can play the fool if you want to and get small switches, they would braid them switches together and you'd get beat. My mother would beat word for word, as well as the shut up or I'll give you something to cry about. Oh the memories......
As an asian guy I can relate to the part, if you stop beating me ill stop crying lmao. Oh so many memories.
I laughed because I can't understand a bloody word of it.
yup. we converted him.
ur white das Y
+Cpt Swoops
umm I'm mixed I can say it
y r u laughing?? if your're referring to Jamaicans.........
how does that make him a nugget plz
I spend so much time in Scarborough that i can fully understand & comprehend every word he says Big up man & Jah Bless
@@mmohammed1655 his patois is NOT watered down at all.
People from different parts of the island speak patois differently. It also depends on how patois is spoken in your household.
So tired of some Jamaicans telling me that I don't speak "real" patois, because my patois is some what modified, and not what I'd call "deep"patois. This comes from being strictly denied speaking patois daily at home from early childhood till I was thirteen/fourteen when of course, I felt free to do so.
This has caused the patois I speak to sound slightly modified. But what the hell, it's Jamaican patois ALL THE SAME!
Mama Peppa Kingston patois was different from St Elizabeth patois and from Westmoreland patois.
in america most people have a issue when you tell them that you are african and white and indian , lol, .. i find it hard in the south here to convince people that jamaicans that look like you exist, lol , love the video, wi mixup to rawtid, .di lick dem wid every word, jah know star
SouFLoTV Sean paul
SouFLoTV the guys got an english accent he aint jamaican
+John Paddy if you love in another country for a period of time you start to adapt to their ways even the way they talk and act he might have picked up some English or not who cares anyway
My dear we come in many shades . we love our people. big up you self mistook bwoy
Juney , who is we? Isn't this man caucasian? They come in pink or pale. Wtf!
Oh my God, this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard😂😂😂 I'm so glad my mom is one of the nicer Jamaican's, I don't get beatings anymore XD
Lee Jinki you are fucking gorgeous holy shit.
Wall Street meme trader Behave, fuck face.
lol anymore welcome to my world
Don't get beatn anymore. ...that mean u used to get it..u outgrow beatn
My parents very nice, very awesome. But beating yes, Bilble says don't spare the rod and spoil the child...Today at 57 years young, I am a happy recipient of awesome parenting who used the rod..
A me fe tel yu, as yu slip yu slide, all when dem sey chicken merry hawk de near, yu kno wen dem grip yu yu dun ded 😂😂😂
“Those sneaky beatings.” 😂
Wake Yu out of Yu sleep.
Jamaican motto: spare the rod but don't spoil the child. Mi nuh know if a suh it go but yuh undastan
Rochael Richards jamaican motto: out of many one people
Danielle Minto I know what our motto is...it was meant to be a small joke mkay
Rachel Ray
Jamaican motto: out of many one people
That saying u referring is: don't spare the rod and spoil the child
Don't spare the rod and spoil the child I understand why u say this is the Jamaican motto but it's actually out of many one people
It's in the bible.
The accuracy. Lol. 2019 and this never gets old. The halcyon days of childhood.
Blouse and skirt! Mi a laf til mi nearly dead! Mi mum a Bajan and Mi pops a Jamaican. A fi mi get licks ina two different accents di whole a dem a tak turn fi represent dem island lawwd
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Day Coker - 😂😂 WHOA dats one good combination! You sooo lucky! 😅😅
😂😂😂😂
Day Coker this legit had me rollin🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to hear from my Vincy dad "Get di belt!". Mommy used to say "You don't hear, yuh feel!" And "Yuh ears hard!" Also would get hit with the syllables 😭😭
Yeah!
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He was so accurate with this I'm dying
Breda u accurate .... me get beating pon riddim tuh 😂😂😂me can relate to everything weh u seh
LMAO "Ev-rey-time"
Ashley Smith That killed me dead.. 😂😂😂😂😂
It's when they repeat certain words, like the first "Don't" of whatever it is they're beating you for 🤣🤣🤣
Cas Martin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tell that to my children who didn't experience that kind of upbringing. 🦋
As a Trinidadian 🇹🇹, I believe him. It's the same way over here.
This definitely transcends all sorts of cultures! Getting a lick for every syllable uttered by Mum lol!
Best accent in the world!!! Wish i coult talk like that...
The slippers part got me😂😂😂 it was my mother's favorite thing to use.
My grandparents did the same damn thing, glad to know “Switch gettin” is a world sport.
Dude! Thanks for being so authentic! A true, everyting yuh seh.
If you cant understand a word he says then hes definitely legit 😂😂😂
Omg.....this came up on my feed. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....AT WORK! Needless to say I'm now a subscriber.
Lol!!!!I'm laughing my face off I had the very same experiences with my Mom ,grand parents ,aunts as well .But looking back it has taught me a lot I've raised my kids differentlyrics but with alot of my upbringing as well.In this time our parents would be classed as a bruisers I sometimes point that out to my mother.I wish at times that this generation would pay more serious attention to the youngerror ones.(Nevis WestIndies)
ALL WEST INDIAN MOTHERS DO DEH SAME ..............................
+Tef Duncan Nigerian too!
He's talking about what he knows
Tef Duncan He's speaking on HIS culture
Tef Duncan , He's speaking of the ignorance of Jamaican mothers....., or I should say Jamaican parents...
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU KNOW ANY JAMAICANS OR BEEN TO JAMAICA? OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOURS. OUR KIDS HAVE RESPECT AND MANNERS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR ASS BEAT SO YOU WOULD HAVE SOME TOO. FUCKING TRAILER TRASH!!!!!!
LUCKY THIS IS ONLINE....
As a white Canadian, may I just say... "What?!"
I have a boy at work that is a heavy accented Jamaican too and I can't help but want to emulate their accent. It's not because I'm racist, but man, I LOVE that accent-- same with southern black accents. There's just something so appealing to them.
glad you do I like Canadians too going to alberta this summer to visit friends then to Woodstock
you find them sexually appealing.
aqouby , Why is it appealing??...., its not proper English..
+Diet Coke look at this simpleton. Not proper English? You can't even form a properly structured English sentence. If you're saying that's not proper English to Jamaican's, then would you then compare Spanish from Mexico not proper when compared to Spanish from Spain?
WTF198 , Shut up!!.., You know exactly what I mean...
😂😂😂 "and dem teef" ah true man... every syllable is a beating
Aiii sah!! There is no one like a Jamaican parents, especially the mothers...lol
Hearing him and automatically reading comments in Jamaican accent, so catchy lol
Need more videos. You're really funny. Please make more.
Drink a tall glass of Irish Moss before you watch, and you’ll understand everything 👍😎 😁
1:11 😂 my mum never had a long enough sentence to beat us to so would repeat the word "don't" 😭 we thought it would never end.
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😂😂
"👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't do dat again! 😡 mi seh 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't 👋🏾 don't--" We'd forget what we were even getting beaten for 😭💀
@@andim4471 Woi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Don’t call her a broken record player. Would be the longest day of your life.
my grandmother said she use to climb the tree & stay up there to avoid beatings
but LOL my aunts + uncle were not amused... she escape her beatings as a child in the 1930's
Don't forget when one of your parent swing and miss, bwoy you get a double shot. The nerve dem say keep still 🤣🤣🤣🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲
Which country is that? BVI??
@@lakeishameriez2061 Jamaica. Mine is Bermuda
Love the Jamaican accent. His voice is so rhythmical,reminds me of Linton Kwesi Johnson’s “Sonny’s Lettah” 👌🏼💚🇮🇪
Did him talk about "jus in case" licks? Them was the good old days!
That is the coolest accent in the world hands down!
U obviously haven’t been around a lot
Yeah but not on a white guy 😂
Clearly, you've never heard a Guyanese speak 😂
@@mrtribune5785 doesn't matter I have been around and heard many accents. Jamican is still the best
@@devonAFC doesn't matter the colour of skin. People like you is why this stupid racism still exists. You have a small mind. Be better
When you're child this shiit is not the least bit funny. But, when you become an adult and you reflect on those beatings it's funny as hell!
Loooooooooooooooooooooool.
Being Jamaican is so much fun! Luv it! Very proud of my Jamaican culture!
Foreal!
Ran Hinds true
Happy Monday morning I love all your videos and I hope you have a great day and God bless you
Oh my gosh..I am from the Caribbean and can relate to every single part of this video. That is exactly how I grew up. The whole dam street would beat you if they saw you long the road misbehaving. LOL....
caribewaters CD. True 😄😄😄😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣.....stap it calm dung!!!....yuh ah bring mi back to mi childhood days ah Jamaica....ah nuh lie ennuh.....ah di tamrin stick dem cahn hat....mi di haffi pick mi ownnah beatin stick tuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...di worse is when di teacha dem a beat yuh, ah couldn't stan dem!!!!
Ah true but mummy Neva let nobody else put dem hand pon we, cause she seh a she one piss we.
Big up!! Very funny! Had to listen 5 times to catch it all! Come to the US and do standup comedy.:)
I was raised by a Jamaican Grandmother and every word him say is true.
I love jamaican accent ❤️❤️. Love from Africa-Uganda🇺🇬🇺🇬
This ain't just jamaican. I'm black and it's the same way on god 😂😂
what does color have to do with nationality?
@@AnoNymous-2013 nothing I bet you're a ball at parties.
One of the greatest Black comedians that ever lived (Richard Pryor) said this same story in ''Richard Pryor Live In Concert"
Funny as Hell !
and when they repeat the same syllable with the beating
yuh-fi-hear-hear-hear-hear
😂
😄😄White Yaadi and Oliver Samels I can listen to All Day...Jamaicas Finest❤
lol I'm Mexican and I can totally relate to this. Grandma would beat the shit out of me with a branch from the pine tree.
LMAOO!!! can't believe I haven't seen your videos before. so funny.
Yes we have White Jamaicans and Chinese Jamaicans. The difference is whites in Jamaica are Jamaican first and white last. They are not like the Whites in America. They are and sound like Black Jamaicans.
Now, that's true Nationality.
True. White dem up here racist fi di most part & completely unlike Jamaican whites.
Hahaha! OMG. Talk di tings dem. A true. And perfect delivery. And yes...dem teef. Everytime could be one word...and dem a give yuh chree lick...
This was my whole childhood
“You want sumting fi Cry Fa?”😭 after already giving you something to cry for😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂. Soo true!! All of it. Making me miss home!!
Bruhhhh.......they have the audacity to say weh yah ball fah😂😂😂
Stop beating me I will stop crying💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Lawd have mercy.Remembering those days.Could not wait to grow up.
Yu look feisty. Yu fi get de beatin' dem.
True
SEQUAJ NI true
😂😂😂😂
💩💩😂😂
:-0 :-0
Bredddaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yowwwww🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 White yardie biggup yuhself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Make more videos!!! This one had me dwl!
Me did ah dwl too. My mother is Jamaican, everything he said is true...lol.
Dude you mis the part about getting a beating when you just get out the shower (mom always warm you not to run) 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I laugh till I weak, very accurate
She not tell you is a silent k she just gwon beat yah hahahaha
Im american born, but dis is true, having come from a jamaican-trini background.
Omg I believe u have a bright future ahead,keep it up! I laugh till I cry omg so damm funny and every word was true!
The best part is that he’s on after now
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
“Can’t pick to tin sticks “
Wanna feel net curtain wire haha
Oh man! This was good, thank god I grew up around Jamaicans and Islanders or else I wouldnt understand a thing, your accent is heavy AF but nice. You should tell this joke in a stand up club.
😂😂"stop cryin!" STOP BEATIN ME IMA STOP CRYIN 😂
Me and my siblings: “what did we do??”
My mom: “ I don’t know but I know y’all did something today to deserve this whooping!!!”
Me and my siblings: “ yeah you right”🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dwl....soooo dam accurate... Mi granny did kill mi wid lick she did well wicked😂
STOP BEATIN AND I STOP CRYIN lmao
Him nah tell nuh lie. (Every single word of this is so true).
I had a gym buddy from Jamaica that speaks just like this. I asked him what language he spoke. He said English! I was like. what? He got mad at me. LOL
Its patois Jamaican creole
Let's be clear on this. We speak English as the official language but also more commonly speak Patois (pronounced Pat-wa) which is a creole dialect.
It's a mixture of languages.
@@Nattaferg I understand what patwa is. He was not speaking that. He thought his Jamaican "English" was clearly understood here in the U.S.
@@geraldj3623 When a Jamaican speaks English without patois, most people understand it. Because you had an issue understanding it, does not mean most do not. I am assuming it was his accent that gave you some difficulty to understand.
Out of many, one people.
This has been the motto of Jamaica since 1692.
"she no kerekt yan say deirs a silent 'k' man...she jus beeet ya"
This is so funny man. The part where they say a word with every lick you get. 😂😂😂 Been there.
As a Floridian with Bahamian background, I call the asswhooping where every hit comes behind a word a syllable beating.
Ev-rey-time= 3 hits
com-ing-out-side-act-ting-up-a-gain= 9 hits.
Yes🇧🇸🇯🇲🇮🇳
Mr. Dyer from my primary school. He was one of the grade 5 teacher use to have a belt him call tickle me back🇯🇲🤷♀️ fi beat di pickney dem.
Hold on,where did you go to high school ?mr dyer sounds familiar