"In the news tonight, emergency responders were dispatched to The Useless Farm to rescue an alpaca that had become stuck in his baby pool. Upon arriving, investigators determined that the victim, identified only as Michael, was not in fact trapped, just lazy. "After the first harrowing minute in two inch deep water, I just wanted some attention, given how cruelly we're treated at home...ya, the attention was welcome - not gonna lie", said a tearful but grateful Michael," adding, "Does anybody have any comfort pie?""
Michael has mastered getting into the kiddie pool. However, the art of getting out eludes him, so he instead graciously accepts that he will now live in the inescapable puddle 😂
Watching Michael trying to find some comfortable resting position in his little pool reminds me of me doing the same in my bath tub. #firstworldproblems
I always think Michael is far more intelligent than you make out... but then he literally forgot he was walking over to you lol 🤦♀️ Lucky he’s adorable & handsome. Loved his happy smile as he enjoyed his shower🦙🚿
Lol. That’s exactly what I thought. Until now I thought he was much more intelligent than we’re told, but you could actually see him forget where he was going on the 3m journey from where he was to Amanda 🤦♀️ 🤷♀️🦙💕
I have been following you from Australia. I have never followed anything as hilarious. Amanda, you are so clever, eloquent and devious...your interaction with the animals is wonderful and so entertaining. I laugh until it hurts and I NEVER get any chores done.....thank you so much for you very clever and heart warming videos. Very happy follower from Down Under
UF A's 'womanitoba' SOH drier than the Alberta Badlands in a summer's drought... 🥵🌡️☂️🕶️ TELL us UF A, 🇨🇦's most glamorous farmeress... HOW ON 🌎, do you manage on a farm, to keep your nails so immaculate? 💅🏻 PS What's your tractor UF A? J Deere, N Holland, Massey Ferguson, Kubota, or etc (Me:🚜 'anorak/spotter')?
I think Michael is probably one if the cutest alpacas ever 😍 Stanley, Douglas & friends are super cute 😍 Brad & Karen may be from the bowels of hell but are still amazing 🤣🤣🤣
So many alpaca gems in this post. I love the drive-by alpaca kisses and the short-lived zen alpaca garden. Michael trying to get in his little pool is like my kitty getting in the smallest box on the kitchen floor. And Doug's angelic eye. He looks like a Byzantine icon saint as he acts like a little demon. A gorgeous crew all around.
I haven't heard anybody say "She's a caution" since my very British nanna who has been gone for many years. Made me very nostalgic. And yes, she would have called Karen a caution too!
I love seeing more of these animals!I love Michael🥰.I’m an animal lover too. I’m sure it really takes dedication and LOVE to care for all of them every day💖🦙
God Bless him.... You really can see the back of his head, when you look into Michaels eyes, huh? But he is smart enough to find his way around a kiddy pool! Love everyone and everything about your farm menagerie....Thank you.♥️
Already ten hours into the day and this is the best thing I've seen . This is my anti- depressant, with no serious side effects. Love the alpacas , I enjoy watching all of your animals; even Karen and Brad.
Michael reminds me of a cat I had named Jack. He had the typical cat/box fixation, but he tended toward small boxes. He once managed to fit his 16 lb+ body into a child's shoe box. Do you Michael do you!👍💖 I miss ya Jack.💔🌈
I miss the lives you were doing a few months ago. You are my favorite channel! I have a rescue horse, a mini horse, a pair of white peacocks, 4 roosters and 8 hens. My roosters are nice, but a few hens are assholes... I'm hoping to have some peachicks soon! After watching you and some of my favorite youtubers, I talk to all my animals now!
@@tinalucas6009 Yea I thought everybody just did that naturally, I must be crazy lol I hv full on conversations w my animals. 🤣 Lucky if I don’t answer for them too
I have a Sebastopol goose who is so beautiful I named it Scarlett, but it turned out to be Rhett. I’ve looked for a female gosling for two years, gave up and got a China girl gosling for Rhett to romance and hopefully quit killing my chickens with his lust! I’ve a Silkie roo named Tuff Hedeman who is as big a jerk (almost) as Brad, and a girl he terrorizes named Miss Pitty Pat, she’s keeping the Gosling company, I also have two whit and one black Silkie chicks in a smaller cage because geese are pickers and she was plucking them bloody! The chicks didn’t even seem to Mi d but now they are in a separate smaller cage for a later reunion with Tuff. I also have two greyhounds, 3 cats of my own, 7 ferals who put up with me so long as I have food and one female who dies not believe food is enough. I now have plagiarized USELESS FARM but only with my friends who follow my folly (had a collie once named that), I certainly won’t use it in any video that may make it online. Bless all of you who protect and cherish the animals…no matter how disrespectful they may be. God bless.
Having just enjoyed every minute of the Paris Olympics that I could, and Amanda, if there was a "speed shoveling" event, I think you would be awarded the gold medal--it is remarkable in the video how fast you can shovel
Thanks for sharing the extended version. I love seeing your amazing family of animals on the useless farm. I will say Michael, Keith and Doug have my heart always.
+Useless Farm As I’m enjoying my freshly ground Star buck’s coffee, I make myself at home in a French Press (Starbucks has Nothing on me!) I decided to click on your video. You never cease to make me smile or giggle like a schoolboy, even on days I don’t feel like it. I know I always write that but it’s true. You have no idea the impact you have on people that watch your videos around globe. (You are an earth angel) maybe with little horns but that’s ok too. 😉 That mean, fancy lady (Karen) that’s always wearing that expensive Boa needs to take it off, chill, and take a dip in the pool, to cool her azz off! Michael is so sweet; he loves his little pool. I had no idea they liked wading in water, but it makes sense if it’s hot. I enjoy you, your cometary, and all the animals on your Useless farm. Thank you for making me smile and warming my heart on days I thought were not possible. I appreciate you & all your furbabies. Angel from The Bay Area, Caliboy, USA
Watching a dim-brained alpaca attempt to sit in a pool and then (dimly) enjoy a shower restored a piece of my soul. Thank you for sharing this with us.
Fairly new subscriber here and I've been binge watching your videos for hours, Amanda. It's 2:00 a.m. and I'm so hooked on your fur and feather babies and all your wit and humor! Love their antics and the way they give kisses to the camera lens! I can't help but pucker up when they kiss the camera. 😘 Thank you so much for sharing your sweet babies with us!
Amanda, I had a horrid 5 days 24-7 week. At my wits end. I love the hard work you put in, none glamourous jobs, back breaking, heartbreaking but the sophisticated humour behind-the-scenes. As a city mouse it's all about perspective. Thanks for making me laugh at life and giving me insight into your life and the little Mofo's you take care of. In their own way, they are all adorable. Except Brad. 🤔
Thank you for the videos of your animals . Watching them has a positive effect. Your videos give off pleasant and often funny vibes! Helps when I'm feeling out of sorts. Haven't seen Brad for awhile. His crowing must drive you nuts sometimes.
Awww Michael looks like he was legit smiling during that shower. ❤ I think Doug was trying to groom you! They stand side by side and co-groom each other .. usually chomping down the neck/back 😂
Karen reminds me of Ginger Rodgers dancing with Fred Astaire wearing her feather boas that he hated! By the way, I loved your comment about Michael being the alpaca that swallowed the parasite that attacks the brain; but, since it was Michael it didn't threaten anything vital! I love the way you are so in tune with your animals so that you know when they are not attacking you there is something wrong!
Awe!! I think Michael needs a bigger pool lmao he so wants to lounge in a jacuzzi or something!! I just came across your channel this morning and I cannot stop laughing 😆😂 thank u for that!
It's too cute to watch. All these creatures have a special relationship with you. What hard work and dedication you put in. What comes back is pure love. It's amazing to watch. Thank you for sharing. Karen is something else. Diva is putting it mildly. She has attitude issues. Lol. ❤️👏😂
Your totally amazing hun you really are. Always make me smile… how on earth do you manage to stay that gawjus & immaculate when HARD WORKING a farm! 😂❤
'SOFT as mud'' Stan v 🦀y Karen, with the ⚠️ peck (nip). PS WE shouldn't forget that farming is a dangerous occupation, & however much, 'Cool as a 🥒' UF A copes with *'Special K'* farmers every year, unfortunately, are involved in accidents varying in severity, with farm animals, & machinery. ONLY commercial fishing is more dangerous; both bluddy long hours too. I take my 'metaphorical' 🧢 off to farmers & fishermen every where! THE *'REAL'* 🔑 workers!
"In the news tonight, emergency responders were dispatched to The Useless Farm to rescue an alpaca that had become stuck in his baby pool. Upon arriving, investigators determined that the victim, identified only as Michael, was not in fact trapped, just lazy. "After the first harrowing minute in two inch deep water, I just wanted some attention, given how cruelly we're treated at home...ya, the attention was welcome - not gonna lie", said a tearful but grateful Michael," adding, "Does anybody have any comfort pie?""
Bigger pool for Michael!
I could watch Michael trying to climb in that pool all day long.
Lololololol
Hahaha you win!!!
1> What kind of pie?
2> Will you share it?
Michael has mastered getting into the kiddie pool. However, the art of getting out eludes him, so he instead graciously accepts that he will now live in the inescapable puddle 😂
“All of the alpacas smell like hot garbage.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael in the middle of his own little zen garden contemplating the meaning of life…………. Oh heck my head itches ………
So hilarious!!!!!!!
Watching Michael trying to find some comfortable resting position in his little pool reminds me of me doing the same in my bath tub.
#firstworldproblems
Same, But, I can get in, I just can't get out.
Agreed 😂💯💯
Omg Right! I’m like an iceberg in there, a little bit in the water, a lot out of the water🤦🏻♀️
Totally. I tried birthing in my tub. That was a no go.
Watching Michael try to figure out how to get all four feet in the pool absolutely made my day! 🥰
Michael’s Shenanigans never cease to amaze me.
Aww Michael trying to fit that big @$$ into that tiny pool was the cutest thing ever! 🥰🥰🥰
He finally learned how water works!!!
I always think Michael is far more intelligent than you make out... but then he literally forgot he was walking over to you lol 🤦♀️ Lucky he’s adorable & handsome. Loved his happy smile as he enjoyed his shower🦙🚿
🤣🤣 you can almost see the thought leave his brain just as he stops and looks the other way!! I love him
OMG, love the alpaca emoji😂
I love that "empty oatmeal box being pounded with an empty paper towel roll" sound that Karen makes.
Wow great description 😂
It sure looks like Karen got jealous when you were filming Stanley in the pool! Lol. Actually, any time you get near Stanley 😁🙄💕
Lol!! I think that's why she tries to kill her every day.
@@amym.5634 Yup!
Take off your boa and get in the pool.😆
LoL damn didn't read any comments cuz I just said that too.. Or I wouldn't have posted it 😉
Michael hears you, walks, forgets. You call him again and he's like "who said that?"
I usually think Michael is unfairly painted as “simple.” But that confused pause on the way over to you might have convinced me 🤦🏻♀️
Lol. That’s exactly what I thought. Until now I thought he was much more intelligent than we’re told, but you could actually see him forget where he was going on the 3m journey from where he was to Amanda 🤦♀️ 🤷♀️🦙💕
I have been following you from Australia. I have never followed anything as hilarious. Amanda, you are so clever, eloquent and devious...your interaction with the animals is wonderful and so entertaining. I laugh until it hurts and I NEVER get any chores done.....thank you so much for you very clever and heart warming videos. Very happy follower from Down Under
☝️☝️☝️👏👏👏👏👏❤️🤗🇬🇧
Amanda reminds me of Aussie megabattie and all her antics. Lol
UF A's 'womanitoba' SOH drier than the Alberta Badlands in a summer's drought...
🥵🌡️☂️🕶️
TELL us UF A, 🇨🇦's most glamorous farmeress...
HOW ON 🌎, do you manage on a farm, to keep your nails so immaculate?
💅🏻
PS What's your tractor UF A?
J Deere, N Holland, Massey Ferguson, Kubota, or etc (Me:🚜 'anorak/spotter')?
I think Michael is probably one if the cutest alpacas ever 😍 Stanley, Douglas & friends are super cute 😍 Brad & Karen may be from the bowels of hell but are still amazing 🤣🤣🤣
No fun allowed!🤣
Karen is such a spoilsport 😂😂😂
So many alpaca gems in this post. I love the drive-by alpaca kisses and the short-lived zen alpaca garden. Michael trying to get in his little pool is like my kitty getting in the smallest box on the kitchen floor.
And Doug's angelic eye. He looks like a Byzantine icon saint as he acts like a little demon. A gorgeous crew all around.
I can't tell you how much I LOVE your videos. I'm praying for Karen, though. She's a caution.
Pretty sure she has anger issues lol
I haven't heard anybody say "She's a caution" since my very British nanna who has been gone for many years. Made me very nostalgic. And yes, she would have called Karen a caution too!
FOWL crittur; foul behaviour.
THAT'S *'Special K'*
We all love her videos… Except Brad
ALL this "NONSENSE" is THE MOST sensible content, ON ALL OF TIKTOK...Truth.
I love seeing more of these animals!I love Michael🥰.I’m an animal lover too. I’m sure it really takes dedication and LOVE to care for all of them every day💖🦙
TEAM MICHAEL
God Bless him.... You really can see the back of his head, when you look into Michaels eyes, huh? But he is smart enough to find his way around a kiddy pool! Love everyone and everything about your farm menagerie....Thank you.♥️
Already ten hours into the day and this is the best thing I've seen . This is my anti- depressant, with no serious side effects. Love the alpacas , I enjoy watching
all of your animals; even Karen and Brad.
Me too ❤️
Michael reminds me of a cat I had named Jack. He had the typical cat/box fixation, but he tended toward small boxes. He once managed to fit his 16 lb+ body into a child's shoe box. Do you Michael do you!👍💖
I miss ya Jack.💔🌈
Jr my 20 lb cat would do the same and when the side gave out he would look at you like the heck
@@Roughislandsunrise01 🤣
I miss the lives you were doing a few months ago. You are my favorite channel! I have a rescue horse, a mini horse, a pair of white peacocks, 4 roosters and 8 hens. My roosters are nice, but a few hens are assholes...
I'm hoping to have some peachicks soon! After watching you and some of my favorite youtubers, I talk to all my animals now!
U didn't before?????
I'd love to see a picture of your white peacocks
@@tinalucas6009 Yea I thought everybody just did that naturally, I must be crazy lol I hv full on conversations w my animals. 🤣 Lucky if I don’t answer for them too
I have a Sebastopol goose who is so beautiful I named it Scarlett, but it turned out to be Rhett. I’ve looked for a female gosling for two years, gave up and got a China girl gosling for Rhett to romance and hopefully quit killing my chickens with his lust! I’ve a Silkie roo named Tuff Hedeman who is as big a jerk (almost) as Brad, and a girl he terrorizes named Miss Pitty Pat, she’s keeping the Gosling company, I also have two whit and one black Silkie chicks in a smaller cage because geese are pickers and she was plucking them bloody! The chicks didn’t even seem to Mi d but now they are in a separate smaller cage for a later reunion with Tuff. I also have two greyhounds, 3 cats of my own, 7 ferals who put up with me so long as I have food and one female who dies not believe food is enough. I now have plagiarized USELESS FARM but only with my friends who follow my folly (had a collie once named that), I certainly won’t use it in any video that may make it online. Bless all of you who protect and cherish the animals…no matter how disrespectful they may be. God bless.
Having just enjoyed every minute of the Paris Olympics that I could, and Amanda, if there was a "speed shoveling" event, I think you would be awarded the gold medal--it is remarkable in the video how fast you can shovel
Brad's sabbatical on meanness😂😂😂
It’s so awesome to see your animals reciprocate the love that you give to them.
I love you for loving them so much!
Thank you for taking such beautiful care of these babies!!!
🦆🦙🦚🐴🐤🐓
Thanks for sharing the extended version. I love seeing your amazing family of animals on the useless farm. I will say Michael, Keith and Doug have my heart always.
I love Doug! And Micheal! Your videos are truly wonderful. Spread the love and good vibes!
I'm so glad that these animals have someone that loves them the way you do! ❤️
I love how Michael forgot to finish walking to you at the beginning of the video.
Michael is so chill and gorgeous. Love him
+Useless Farm
As I’m enjoying my freshly ground Star buck’s coffee, I make myself at home in a French Press (Starbucks has Nothing on me!) I decided to click on your video. You never cease to make me smile or giggle like a schoolboy, even on days I don’t feel like it. I know I always write that but it’s true. You have no idea the impact you have on people that watch your videos around globe. (You are an earth angel) maybe with little horns but that’s ok too. 😉
That mean, fancy lady (Karen) that’s always wearing that expensive Boa needs to take it off, chill, and take a dip in the pool, to cool her azz off! Michael is so sweet; he loves his little pool. I had no idea they liked wading in water, but it makes sense if it’s hot.
I enjoy you, your cometary, and all the animals on your Useless farm. Thank you for making me smile and warming my heart on days I thought were not possible. I appreciate you & all your furbabies.
Angel from The Bay Area, Caliboy, USA
Watching a dim-brained alpaca attempt to sit in a pool and then (dimly) enjoy a shower restored a piece of my soul. Thank you for sharing this with us.
There is something extremely satisfying, seeing Michael get his furry side and back sprayed whilst he tries to be in the kiddy pool.
You never cease to crack me up!!! I could watch your videos all day long!!! Please don't ever change!!! 🤗❤
I just love how Michael gets in the pool, but only the front half 😆 It's hilarious how them 3 fight over your attention and mommas sweet kisses
Fairly new subscriber here and I've been binge watching your videos for hours, Amanda. It's 2:00 a.m. and I'm so hooked on your fur and feather babies and all your wit and humor! Love their antics and the way they give kisses to the camera lens! I can't help but pucker up when they kiss the camera. 😘 Thank you so much for sharing your sweet babies with us!
I love your channel! Your humor ma'am has helped me through a rough couple days! More pencil more peacocks please!
I’m a Pencil fan too! And all the Steves are gorgeous, as are the Peahens
Awww, Doug has a crunch on you Amanda!, 🙏🏼🤗💖
omg Michael in the pool is so adorable yet hilarious!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Luv how fuzzy & cuddly Michael is 💜
Michael really is a few nuggets short of a happy meal 😂😂…too funny!
My heart. Michael needs a bigger pool. You can really see how all the animals really trust Amanda and love her.
Most quality content... My favorite show on YT 😊😊 thank you so much for being the best farm mommy & sharing your lives with us 🥰🥰🥰
Amanda, I had a horrid 5 days 24-7 week. At my wits end. I love the hard work you put in, none glamourous jobs, back breaking, heartbreaking but the sophisticated humour behind-the-scenes. As a city mouse it's all about perspective. Thanks for making me laugh at life and giving me insight into your life and the little Mofo's you take care of. In their own way, they are all adorable. Except Brad. 🤔
Thank you for the videos of your animals . Watching them has a positive effect.
Your videos give off pleasant and often funny vibes! Helps when I'm feeling out of sorts.
Haven't seen Brad for awhile.
His crowing must drive you nuts sometimes.
The alpaca noises are ADORABLE! ♥️😍
Every second of this precious video is an absolute treat! LOVE LOVE LOVE. Thank you, sweet Amanda! ❤️❤️❤️
Awww Michael looks like he was legit smiling during that shower. ❤ I think Doug was trying to groom you! They stand side by side and co-groom each other .. usually chomping down the neck/back 😂
Karen reminds me of Ginger Rodgers dancing with Fred Astaire wearing her feather boas that he hated! By the way, I loved your comment about Michael being the alpaca that swallowed the parasite that attacks the brain; but, since it was Michael it didn't threaten anything vital! I love the way you are so in tune with your animals so that you know when they are not attacking you there is something wrong!
Oh my god. Girl u r the best. You have me cracking up... every single time!
Michael's thinking.. "what kind of pool is this?" Don't you have a bigger one? Lol
I am so grateful to have found your channel!
The laughter and joy you've brought to our family is awsome!
Michael reminds me of my Pyrenees with his pool. 🤣
Your animals give such joy to me. Thank You
And I thought I was the only one that shoveled shit in Crocs. You took it to another level with pink Crocs!
Awe!! I think Michael needs a bigger pool lmao he so wants to lounge in a jacuzzi or something!! I just came across your channel this morning and I cannot stop laughing 😆😂 thank u for that!
Michael is too much. They all are 🤩😍
I think Michael needs a longer pool that he can fit and lay all the way down in. Michael is the absolute sweetest!
Oh Michael is so ADORABLE ! And appreciate s the pool of water to cool off in!
Wow. Michael was so excited. He is enjoying.
It's too cute to watch. All these creatures have a special relationship with you. What hard work and dedication you put in. What comes back is pure love. It's amazing to watch. Thank you for sharing. Karen is something else. Diva is putting it mildly. She has attitude issues. Lol. ❤️👏😂
Michael, the Spit King! He won 🥇 an Olympic gold medal for spitting the most out of all of the alpacas 🦙 on the farm!!😂
Love the sounds of the peafowl as "backround" music!
opening scene: Michael with obligatory strand of hay on face. because of course. love that little fella.
You made Michael his own Zen Garden❤️ You love your Farm Family☺️❤️
Watching Michael maneuver in the pool is like trying to get into those decades old jeans…..I can’t quite fit everything. ❤️❤️
O.M.G. MICHAEL was smiling!!! I could swear....
I love that you are not fussy about animals, hard work and being a salt lick. You rock!! You are love in action,,,,, and funny.🥰
Damn girl!! No wonder you're in such good shape!! Love you and all the animals!!
❤️❤️
I can't stop watching. All of you guys are great!
I love how Michael turns around to get an all over shower 🦙🚿
I can't get enough of your videos! Much love!
Michael trying to fit in his pool:
Nope, mayyybe like THIS! No, no, no that's not it... Ummm. OK yeah spray me... I can't...
I love how Micheal smiles when you spray him down lol
Micheal looked so happy getting his shower🥰 and the kisses you got😍
That damn Michael always has hay hanging from his mouth 😂
Michael's brain: "CANNONBALL!" as he drops to his front knees, (elbows?) halfway in the 4" deep pool.
Michael's braincell was really struggling to understand how deep the water is versus how tall Michael is 🥺
Aww Michael needs a bigger pool😊❤ Stanley is being adorable as usual ❤❤
Awww Michael is so good about his rinses!!! ❤️ 😍
You show so many wonderful things about your babies. I'm in love!!!
He really thought he could wriggle in the pool, quite determined.
Thank you for sharing these special moments
I was just hooked on the tin tok shows but now I binge watch here to. Thank you so much!!!!!!
I love Michael I think I have a special place in my heart for him because my son is a Michael too but my Michael is brilliant ❤😂
Your totally amazing hun you really are. Always make me smile… how on earth do you manage to stay that gawjus & immaculate when HARD WORKING a farm! 😂❤
U are so good with all of them and they love you. I love watching you interact so patiently ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Micheal needs a bigger pool, the alpaca just love the water. That's so endearing when you get kisses from them.
Awwwww sweet sweet babies ❤️You are so blessed ❤️
Thank you for being such an inspiration to my spirit in dealing with the human animals in my life 😂.
Doug’s eyeliner game is strongggggggg……I believe he is going for a dgaf-Julia Fox-kinda look….Im digging the bold spring thing🤣🤣
Michael became a used swiffer pad. Silly, sweet llama ❣️
your videos are like a psychology experiment, you crack me the f#$@ up! I love it!
Gosh, I love your animals. Y'all are the best.
Stanley is just sooo cute!! Karen just makes me laugh!!
'SOFT as mud'' Stan v 🦀y Karen, with the ⚠️ peck (nip).
PS WE shouldn't forget that farming is a dangerous occupation, & however much, 'Cool as a 🥒' UF A copes with *'Special K'* farmers every year, unfortunately, are involved in accidents varying in severity, with farm animals, & machinery.
ONLY commercial fishing is more dangerous; both bluddy long hours too.
I take my 'metaphorical' 🧢 off to farmers & fishermen every where!
THE *'REAL'* 🔑 workers!
The only extended version of anything I have patience for
Doug is chilling in the warm sun.😊❤
Beautiful souls all around, especially the one wearing the sunglasses. 😎