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  • @Calilasseia
    @Calilasseia 2 роки тому +1334

    The contrast between Stanley being so mellow, and Karen being permanently on angel dust, is truly hilarious :)

    • @85arrie
      @85arrie 2 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂

    • @lorenville
      @lorenville 2 роки тому +6

      You are Canadian, you have timmies, where are you from?

    • @billymadisonsshampoo8223
      @billymadisonsshampoo8223 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaooooooooooooooo loloollllolllll hahahahahaha!!!!

    • @70sHollyDay
      @70sHollyDay 2 роки тому +28

      Angel dust 😝😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 great call

    • @secretpowerinu
      @secretpowerinu 2 роки тому +13

      @@70sHollyDaywas about to comment on it as well … angel dust lol!! 😂

  • @dinosaursaregreen4859
    @dinosaursaregreen4859 2 роки тому +48

    *”work is temporary, Gary is forever”* truer words have never been spoken

  • @mommydustyruby
    @mommydustyruby 2 роки тому +710

    You and the critters are a huge boost for my mental health. Even Karen. Thank you so much, Useless Farm!

    • @Empath79
      @Empath79 2 роки тому +27

      So the "useless" farm isn't so useless after all! 😊

    • @thehighestpraise8519
      @thehighestpraise8519 2 роки тому +17

      I’m new here and Ready for my BAPTISM OF JOY Since I haven’t found it anywhere else

    • @thehighestpraise8519
      @thehighestpraise8519 2 роки тому +14

      Maybe in another hundred years I can find myself again if I just stay here with all the animals

    • @thehighestpraise8519
      @thehighestpraise8519 2 роки тому +10

      I promise I’ll be really good and really quiet and I’ll help I’ll even pick up Pooh and I’ll pick up shovels I’ll rake I’ll scrub just let me stay

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 2 роки тому +3

      “Even Karen” 🤣 agreed

  • @yvetteparsons8671
    @yvetteparsons8671 10 місяців тому +8

    I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x

  • @michelled.256
    @michelled.256 3 роки тому +517

    The way Stanley closes his eyes when you kiss him... he's in heaven!!

    • @FouriousPitBull
      @FouriousPitBull 2 роки тому

      Hey are you mix asian/ african? You look cool 😀

    • @conradedward6343
      @conradedward6343 2 роки тому +7

      Can you blame him I would be too!

    • @AnandaSea
      @AnandaSea 2 роки тому +4

      Messing with Karen's head though!!!

    • @thehighestpraise8519
      @thehighestpraise8519 2 роки тому +1

      @@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY………
      POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)

    • @16MedicRN
      @16MedicRN 2 роки тому

      @@thehighestpraise8519 take a Xanax

  • @evilnewenglandqueen4525
    @evilnewenglandqueen4525 2 роки тому +181

    I don’t know what I like the most about you, your amazing sense of humor or your unconditional love for these animals. ❤️
    Especially Karen 🤣

  • @patricianichols4491
    @patricianichols4491 9 місяців тому +6

    Work is temporary. Gary is FOREVER.....love it💞

  • @ItsFreshItsAnne
    @ItsFreshItsAnne 2 роки тому +114

    "You're a dusty donkey" Totally melted my heart! So many beautiful things on this planet!

  • @LaiQuen
    @LaiQuen 3 роки тому +241

    “Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” might be my favourite

    • @treeknome2642
      @treeknome2642 2 роки тому +15

      Or when she says, “ maybe I’ll try that later “. Lol

    • @sheenasilva9591
      @sheenasilva9591 2 роки тому +8

      and later when she mouthed, "shut the fuck up" 🤣

    • @JoJo-dv1rz
      @JoJo-dv1rz 2 роки тому +10

      @@treeknome2642 I mean honestly we all could use a screaming bush at times.

  • @azbeaux
    @azbeaux 2 роки тому +385

    I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.

  • @MrHerks
    @MrHerks 2 роки тому +234

    Does anyone else just smile and laugh when they see Michael?

  • @scottkaye874
    @scottkaye874 2 роки тому +23

    God Bless this Woman.She is an Angel.

  • @melodycline8563
    @melodycline8563 2 роки тому +96

    Everyone needs a screaming bush😆💜

  • @Irishfire1967
    @Irishfire1967 2 роки тому +56

    You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!

  • @decameter
    @decameter 2 роки тому +103

    Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD

    • @JBunny7482
      @JBunny7482 2 роки тому +17

      I love the name Captain for a Goose 😍 I also love how the Useless Farm names all their animals people names 🤣

  • @chichi8920
    @chichi8920 2 роки тому +242

    I truly feel like Karen is jealous of the love Stanley has for you.

    • @YTistooannoying
      @YTistooannoying 2 роки тому +5

      I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, meanwhile she doesn't actually *want* that affection herself (unless she really doesn't feel good lol)

    • @karenmoriarty5754
      @karenmoriarty5754 2 роки тому +8

      She’s crazy. Stop looking for excuses. Lol.

    • @chichi8920
      @chichi8920 2 роки тому +4

      @@karenmoriarty5754 🤣

    • @mikeycoman
      @mikeycoman 8 місяців тому

      ❤❤❤

  • @cking8776
    @cking8776 2 роки тому +44

    Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!!
    God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!

  • @vegpuppy255
    @vegpuppy255 2 роки тому +43

    That sound Karen makes is straight out of Jurassic Park. Wow and yikes

  • @marylu2216
    @marylu2216 3 роки тому +73

    The sarcasm and wit in this video is HILARIOUS!! Love love love it!!🤣🤣🙌💜

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 2 роки тому +1

      Amanda is one part comedy gold, one part BABE, and one part wonderful human.

  • @shuggarbhabewomensworkwear9565
    @shuggarbhabewomensworkwear9565 2 роки тому +96

    I love how they all have human names. So funny!

    • @vancakes4500
      @vancakes4500 2 роки тому +14

      ...Except for Pencil. 😂

    • @lindafordham2964
      @lindafordham2964 Рік тому +2

      I don’t see how she remembers all their names.

    • @tcarnot5297
      @tcarnot5297 2 місяці тому +1

      No, they were human, they were turned into animals by Karen the witch

    • @CAM89583
      @CAM89583 2 місяці тому

      @@tcarnot5297 that could be why Karen acts like she does, her magic isn't working! 😂

  • @Crilic3
    @Crilic3 3 роки тому +191

    I watch your episodes almost every night after working full time and studying physics in uni. It's the best wind down ever

  • @PamelaH_HappyVibes
    @PamelaH_HappyVibes 2 роки тому +24

    I think we all need a ‘Doug the support Donkey’ in our life. I could use one for sure!

  • @Eodsgm369
    @Eodsgm369 3 роки тому +77

    Doug is like a moth to flame when he sees farm lady.

  • @jdartdiva1
    @jdartdiva1 2 роки тому +67

    Thank you! I’m living my “farm” fantasy through your antics. ♥️

  • @barblm21
    @barblm21 3 роки тому +45

    I love it when Gary complains…. What personalities they all have!!

  • @jere5555
    @jere5555 Рік тому +7

    “Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤

  • @kimweber2514
    @kimweber2514 2 роки тому +32

    I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!

  • @GingeRenee
    @GingeRenee 2 роки тому +14

    I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.

  • @treeknome2642
    @treeknome2642 2 роки тому +88

    Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese.
    I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️

  • @crackers1039
    @crackers1039 2 роки тому +17

    😂😂😂the screaming bush
    And “work is temporary. Gary is forever “ dead

    • @pippalongstrum4780
      @pippalongstrum4780 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like we all need a screaming bush in our yard.

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 3 роки тому +45

    Dirty Mike, Craig and Keith out there looking like the three fluffkateers.

  • @taranorris1181
    @taranorris1181 2 роки тому +23

    Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣

  • @catherineellis1200
    @catherineellis1200 3 роки тому +55

    Thank you for these videos and for giving a wonderful life to all these babies. Even the ones that peck your feet! 💕

  • @teresarammel5891
    @teresarammel5891 2 роки тому +56

    I just found you a couple
    days ago. I'm obsessed with watching your videos. I feel like I'm standing next to you. Thank you. P.S. I love Michael.

  • @markwhelan9887
    @markwhelan9887 2 роки тому +8

    For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding!
    thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.

  • @susanbird5035
    @susanbird5035 2 роки тому +26

    I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟

  • @michelleshaw1211
    @michelleshaw1211 2 роки тому +6

    I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE
    A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜

  • @sranable
    @sranable 2 роки тому +6

    "Michael put those away for God's sake!" Omg you're hilarious!

  • @denarisnoctem4562
    @denarisnoctem4562 3 роки тому +162

    I love the combination between the very obvious love you and your beasties share and all the sh*t-talk. LOVE IT!

  • @oklahomalilly
    @oklahomalilly 2 роки тому +22

    I love how you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet very long😂. You missed them and had to go check on them all❤️

  • @davida9883
    @davida9883 2 роки тому +26

    I love your narrative. I was purging old documents.. boring activity.
    You are your friends were a great background.
    Thank you, 😊👍😊

  • @nancydeutschman3454
    @nancydeutschman3454 2 роки тому +9

    You with Gary and Stanley just warm my heart. Just the sweetest 💕

  • @paulakillebrew2340
    @paulakillebrew2340 2 роки тому +16

    I just found your Useless Farm today. It is delightful and so are you and your critters. I'm in love!

  • @terrienolen3066
    @terrienolen3066 2 роки тому +12

    I just love the way that you love all of your animals! So glad that I found your channel! Your videos truly make my day! Hilarious!

  • @missys
    @missys 2 роки тому +9

    Love all of them! You friend are hilarious 😂. Although I think I would give anything for Stanley snuggles and Gary cuddles. 🥰

  • @1wer819
    @1wer819 2 роки тому +5

    This lady is amazing. Thanks for illustrating the emense strength of character needed to care for and live with so many fascinating beings!

  • @Kerryx92387
    @Kerryx92387 2 роки тому +8

    I love that Gary has his own kayak! 😄 This is how life should be.

  • @brianlathe3763
    @brianlathe3763 2 роки тому +11

    She's a natural beauty , a farm girl, loves the outdoors!! 😒 somebody is a very lucky fellow.

  • @ACandRS
    @ACandRS 3 роки тому +30

    I like Michael's mullet, it suits his personality

  • @TheAcquibajo
    @TheAcquibajo 2 роки тому +8

    Doug is such a good boy! I love him!

  • @ivegotthis8301
    @ivegotthis8301 2 роки тому +60

    Awe Doug is sweet ❤️ Let’s see more Doug. Donkeys can be very affectionate

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 2 роки тому +8

      He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.

  • @tekaryjames9962
    @tekaryjames9962 2 роки тому +6

    Doug likes “hey look…a rake!” 🤣

  • @earrielostear5473
    @earrielostear5473 2 роки тому +4

    Such love and affection you show to them!!!♥️♥️♥️

  • @alongway99
    @alongway99 6 місяців тому +1

    Love Micheal's mullet hair cut. 💜

  • @shelparks988
    @shelparks988 2 роки тому +10

    How in the world is this so calming to watch. I would. Love to pet and kiss every animal.

  • @allisonjames2923
    @allisonjames2923 2 роки тому +6

    Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks

  • @unsol2000
    @unsol2000 3 роки тому +48

    Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏

  • @zazazipper9331
    @zazazipper9331 2 роки тому +12

    I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :)
    (edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)

    • @jaxsmom8542
      @jaxsmom8542 Рік тому +2

      Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol

    • @zazazipper9331
      @zazazipper9331 Рік тому

      @@jaxsmom8542 You never know what fortunes the future still has in store for you... ;)

  • @helen1otaylor
    @helen1otaylor 3 роки тому +56

    Just love this! I'd love to know the story behind this useless farm 😍 amazing to see animals with such open space!

    • @kimelliott7262
      @kimelliott7262 3 роки тому +8

      You love her you should like Jacob's Ridge Donkey Sanctuary also. Love them both

    • @ericasunshine8169
      @ericasunshine8169 2 роки тому +9

      AND I would be all in for some Useless Farm merch!

    • @JBunny7482
      @JBunny7482 2 роки тому

      @@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine

  • @twilacarson2308
    @twilacarson2308 2 роки тому +2

    I love your videos and love the names of all your members of your farm. This one is a long one this time and loved it.

  • @crackers1039
    @crackers1039 2 роки тому +36

    Can we all just appreciate for a moment that mama UF kissed a dandruffy sweaty emu?

  • @richardfigueroa545
    @richardfigueroa545 2 роки тому +9

    You are such a cutie ! God bless you for being so good to animals! I love your videos!

  • @Quinny33
    @Quinny33 2 роки тому +17

    Karen is So Sassy.Cracks me up 🤣

  • @danielassiran2912
    @danielassiran2912 2 роки тому +4

    I originally only knew about Urban Rescue Ranch, but I am so happy I found your channel. I love that you both have the angriest, meanest birds! Your name choices are just next level too!

  • @williambock1821
    @williambock1821 11 місяців тому +1

    Gary the DUCK has a kayak!😂 LOVE it!

  • @bethgarner5329
    @bethgarner5329 2 роки тому +3

    You come up with the BEST names!! I mean they are all great… but girl, Gary Geussey!?! That’s brilliant!!

  • @CalamityHillMusic
    @CalamityHillMusic 2 місяці тому +1

    Michael's Victorian lord barrister sideburns and Keith's Australian bloke mullet are hilarious. Lucy with the GI Jane might want to grow some bangs, at least. Sid vicious with the spikey punk hair looks cool. And the others all look like permed scousers from the 80s. I've never seen such culturally diverse psck of lamas in my life. Brilliant.😂

  • @xxxannib
    @xxxannib 3 роки тому +438

    Who gave this a thumbs down?? Karen??? 🥴🤣

  • @nadiakriz5823
    @nadiakriz5823 2 роки тому +1

    YOU ARE HILAAAARIOUS. So is Karen lollll- and you’re gorgeous!! ♥️♥️😂😁

  • @ellem8997
    @ellem8997 3 роки тому +20

    I need to remember to not eat or drink while watching your videos. Choking with laughter! 😆😆😆

  • @Glen.Danielsen
    @Glen.Danielsen 2 роки тому +1

    I love this priceless channel. You are the real deal Dr. Doolittle! 🤗💛

  • @KristinaWes
    @KristinaWes 2 роки тому +14

    Oh, your scenery and nature looks so familiar and alike ours here in Finland! 😊😘🤗
    Your animals are so beautiful and happy 😍💖💕

  • @kasslue1877
    @kasslue1877 2 роки тому +2

    I keep re watching your videos. I love all your babies and your funny narration is addictive. You have a wonderful channel. Thank you

  • @markb972
    @markb972 3 роки тому +13

    I just want to give a Doug a hug.

    • @twistoffate4791
      @twistoffate4791 2 роки тому +1

      Great idea for a Useless Farm t-shirt: "Give Doug Hug"

  • @4leaftayblack418
    @4leaftayblack418 2 роки тому +6

    I freakin love this woman!😂

  • @lonermon
    @lonermon 10 місяців тому +3

    I have come to the conclusion that llamas always have something hanging out of their mouth because they want to look cool, but can't afford to buy cigarettes.

    • @marshawargo7238
      @marshawargo7238 3 місяці тому

      I'm thinking that a gofundme for braces might be the way to go❤!!!

  • @melaD333
    @melaD333 2 роки тому +3

    Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.

  • @kathavri
    @kathavri 2 роки тому +17

    what a beautiful pond with trees' in the back 1:04! Just found this channel a couple days ago, and I already love it!!

  • @williamjohnson1104
    @williamjohnson1104 2 роки тому +6

    Recently discovered your channel, must say it's one of my favorites! I love watching the animals be so cute. One day I want to do this

  • @ntbaldwin6604
    @ntbaldwin6604 2 роки тому +14

    I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️

  • @101doreen
    @101doreen 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for sharing your journey and humor ‼️💜

  • @Adoptpets833
    @Adoptpets833 2 роки тому +13

    I'm so glad you have so much land?! Happy animals!!💛😊💕

  • @amanda_215
    @amanda_215 2 роки тому +3

    "That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods

  • @oldbear6813
    @oldbear6813 3 роки тому +10

    Michael's Mulllet is hilarious!

  • @thehealthempress8802
    @thehealthempress8802 2 роки тому +4

    I'm sooo happy I found you!! Just seriously cracks me up watching your videos. Thank you 🥰😇🤣

  • @l.dougherty7573
    @l.dougherty7573 2 роки тому +3

    What a Monday Morning Blessing🥰Thanks for sharing. 🤗

  • @maryanne1744
    @maryanne1744 2 роки тому +2

    6:24 🤣🤣🤣 I’m cracking up tonight I just binged on almost all the shorts and then I came across this gem

  • @brandim
    @brandim 2 роки тому +4

    Ahh I love this! Real life at its finest. The animals are fascinating, but definitely are humorous.

  • @connierifenburg9758
    @connierifenburg9758 2 роки тому +1

    I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.

  • @rodvans6008
    @rodvans6008 2 роки тому +5

    I would love to come visit your farm! The way you interact with the family is amazing. I'm from Ontario as well.

  • @richardparker644
    @richardparker644 2 роки тому +4

    Sweetheart, your videos are so entertaining!! God bless you, THANKYOU, so very much for making my stressful days better!! 🤗😉

  • @leianehiltz2486
    @leianehiltz2486 2 роки тому +18

    Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world

  • @jenniferstephens4191
    @jenniferstephens4191 2 роки тому

    All of you melt my heart, including Amanda. Amanda, thank you for the care you give the critters, and the joy you give us. (I LOVE the names you have given the animals.)

  • @kriskruczewski2022
    @kriskruczewski2022 2 роки тому +3

    I have 2 bunnies that wld fit perfectly at your farm 😂 never new bunnies could be the stinkers that they are 😂💙🐰🐰 I love you all thanks for the laughs💙😄🙏

  • @Samantha-ew7yn
    @Samantha-ew7yn 2 роки тому +1

    Michael is my favorite. I love that you left his haircut as a mullet. So cute

  • @Kateosaurus
    @Kateosaurus 3 роки тому +6

    I am envious of Michael's studly mullet!!

  • @joanmoore3410
    @joanmoore3410 2 роки тому +1

    I love your little family. Your devotion to each individual personality of all your “ babies” is so sweet. The way you chat with everyone is the best. You’re a beautiful mama inside and out.

  • @vv.8927
    @vv.8927 2 роки тому +10

    I just read the bio of the animals on your web - had me laughing my hurt off .. their personalities omg ! Love! I’d love to know more about the humans too 👏 👏 👒 🎩

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Рік тому

    Thanks! For me, the equivalent of being spit on by the alpacas is when I would get a cow up for milking that had its tail laying in the gutter, and as soon as it would stand up, it would smack me in the face with its tail, lol. Never failed, I was just the right height to get it, every time. I love your videos❣️😉😂🥰💕.

  • @Chef_PC
    @Chef_PC 3 роки тому +8

    I love that Michael has a mullet. 😍