I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x
@@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY……… POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)
I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.
You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!
Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD
I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "
Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!! God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!
“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤
I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!
I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.
Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese. I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️
Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣
For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding! thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.
I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟
I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜
He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.
Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks
Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏
I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :) (edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)
Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol
@@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine
I originally only knew about Urban Rescue Ranch, but I am so happy I found your channel. I love that you both have the angriest, meanest birds! Your name choices are just next level too!
Michael's Victorian lord barrister sideburns and Keith's Australian bloke mullet are hilarious. Lucy with the GI Jane might want to grow some bangs, at least. Sid vicious with the spikey punk hair looks cool. And the others all look like permed scousers from the 80s. I've never seen such culturally diverse psck of lamas in my life. Brilliant.😂
I have come to the conclusion that llamas always have something hanging out of their mouth because they want to look cool, but can't afford to buy cigarettes.
Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.
I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️
"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods
I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.
Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world
All of you melt my heart, including Amanda. Amanda, thank you for the care you give the critters, and the joy you give us. (I LOVE the names you have given the animals.)
I have 2 bunnies that wld fit perfectly at your farm 😂 never new bunnies could be the stinkers that they are 😂💙🐰🐰 I love you all thanks for the laughs💙😄🙏
I love your little family. Your devotion to each individual personality of all your “ babies” is so sweet. The way you chat with everyone is the best. You’re a beautiful mama inside and out.
I just read the bio of the animals on your web - had me laughing my hurt off .. their personalities omg ! Love! I’d love to know more about the humans too 👏 👏 👒 🎩
Thanks! For me, the equivalent of being spit on by the alpacas is when I would get a cow up for milking that had its tail laying in the gutter, and as soon as it would stand up, it would smack me in the face with its tail, lol. Never failed, I was just the right height to get it, every time. I love your videos❣️😉😂🥰💕.
The contrast between Stanley being so mellow, and Karen being permanently on angel dust, is truly hilarious :)
😂😂😂
You are Canadian, you have timmies, where are you from?
Lmaooooooooooooooo loloollllolllll hahahahahaha!!!!
Angel dust 😝😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 great call
@@70sHollyDaywas about to comment on it as well … angel dust lol!! 😂
*”work is temporary, Gary is forever”* truer words have never been spoken
You and the critters are a huge boost for my mental health. Even Karen. Thank you so much, Useless Farm!
So the "useless" farm isn't so useless after all! 😊
I’m new here and Ready for my BAPTISM OF JOY Since I haven’t found it anywhere else
Maybe in another hundred years I can find myself again if I just stay here with all the animals
I promise I’ll be really good and really quiet and I’ll help I’ll even pick up Pooh and I’ll pick up shovels I’ll rake I’ll scrub just let me stay
“Even Karen” 🤣 agreed
I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x
The way Stanley closes his eyes when you kiss him... he's in heaven!!
Hey are you mix asian/ african? You look cool 😀
Can you blame him I would be too!
Messing with Karen's head though!!!
@@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY………
POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)
@@thehighestpraise8519 take a Xanax
I don’t know what I like the most about you, your amazing sense of humor or your unconditional love for these animals. ❤️
Especially Karen 🤣
Hello 👋how’re you doing?
Me, too!
lol Ditto ❤❤
I agree 👍 💯
I totally agree, she's an amazing gal!
Work is temporary. Gary is FOREVER.....love it💞
"You're a dusty donkey" Totally melted my heart! So many beautiful things on this planet!
“Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” might be my favourite
Or when she says, “ maybe I’ll try that later “. Lol
and later when she mouthed, "shut the fuck up" 🤣
@@treeknome2642 I mean honestly we all could use a screaming bush at times.
I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.
Does anyone else just smile and laugh when they see Michael?
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Plop
He's my favorite by far.
He's so damn clueless and such a derp
Yes, and you gotta love that mullet.
That mullet is beautiful.
God Bless this Woman.She is an Angel.
Everyone needs a screaming bush😆💜
I really laughed at that one!
Where can I get a screaming tree? No, seriously...
I keep mine at work…comes in handy
You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!
So very well said.
Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD
I love the name Captain for a Goose 😍 I also love how the Useless Farm names all their animals people names 🤣
I truly feel like Karen is jealous of the love Stanley has for you.
I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "
Yeah, meanwhile she doesn't actually *want* that affection herself (unless she really doesn't feel good lol)
She’s crazy. Stop looking for excuses. Lol.
@@karenmoriarty5754 🤣
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Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!!
God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!
That sound Karen makes is straight out of Jurassic Park. Wow and yikes
The sarcasm and wit in this video is HILARIOUS!! Love love love it!!🤣🤣🙌💜
Amanda is one part comedy gold, one part BABE, and one part wonderful human.
I love how they all have human names. So funny!
...Except for Pencil. 😂
I don’t see how she remembers all their names.
No, they were human, they were turned into animals by Karen the witch
@@tcarnot5297 that could be why Karen acts like she does, her magic isn't working! 😂
I watch your episodes almost every night after working full time and studying physics in uni. It's the best wind down ever
I think we all need a ‘Doug the support Donkey’ in our life. I could use one for sure!
Doug is like a moth to flame when he sees farm lady.
Thank you! I’m living my “farm” fantasy through your antics. ♥️
I love it when Gary complains…. What personalities they all have!!
“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤
I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!
I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.
Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese.
I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️
😂😂😂the screaming bush
And “work is temporary. Gary is forever “ dead
I feel like we all need a screaming bush in our yard.
Dirty Mike, Craig and Keith out there looking like the three fluffkateers.
Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣
Thank you for these videos and for giving a wonderful life to all these babies. Even the ones that peck your feet! 💕
I just found you a couple
days ago. I'm obsessed with watching your videos. I feel like I'm standing next to you. Thank you. P.S. I love Michael.
For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding!
thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.
I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟
I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE
A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜
"Michael put those away for God's sake!" Omg you're hilarious!
I love the combination between the very obvious love you and your beasties share and all the sh*t-talk. LOVE IT!
I love how you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet very long😂. You missed them and had to go check on them all❤️
I love your narrative. I was purging old documents.. boring activity.
You are your friends were a great background.
Thank you, 😊👍😊
You with Gary and Stanley just warm my heart. Just the sweetest 💕
I just found your Useless Farm today. It is delightful and so are you and your critters. I'm in love!
I just love the way that you love all of your animals! So glad that I found your channel! Your videos truly make my day! Hilarious!
Hello 👋how are you doing?
Love all of them! You friend are hilarious 😂. Although I think I would give anything for Stanley snuggles and Gary cuddles. 🥰
This lady is amazing. Thanks for illustrating the emense strength of character needed to care for and live with so many fascinating beings!
I love that Gary has his own kayak! 😄 This is how life should be.
She's a natural beauty , a farm girl, loves the outdoors!! 😒 somebody is a very lucky fellow.
I like Michael's mullet, it suits his personality
Doug is such a good boy! I love him!
Awe Doug is sweet ❤️ Let’s see more Doug. Donkeys can be very affectionate
He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.
Doug likes “hey look…a rake!” 🤣
Such love and affection you show to them!!!♥️♥️♥️
Love Micheal's mullet hair cut. 💜
How in the world is this so calming to watch. I would. Love to pet and kiss every animal.
Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks
Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏
I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :)
(edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)
Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol
@@jaxsmom8542 You never know what fortunes the future still has in store for you... ;)
Just love this! I'd love to know the story behind this useless farm 😍 amazing to see animals with such open space!
You love her you should like Jacob's Ridge Donkey Sanctuary also. Love them both
AND I would be all in for some Useless Farm merch!
@@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine
I love your videos and love the names of all your members of your farm. This one is a long one this time and loved it.
Can we all just appreciate for a moment that mama UF kissed a dandruffy sweaty emu?
You are such a cutie ! God bless you for being so good to animals! I love your videos!
Karen is So Sassy.Cracks me up 🤣
I originally only knew about Urban Rescue Ranch, but I am so happy I found your channel. I love that you both have the angriest, meanest birds! Your name choices are just next level too!
Gary the DUCK has a kayak!😂 LOVE it!
You come up with the BEST names!! I mean they are all great… but girl, Gary Geussey!?! That’s brilliant!!
Michael's Victorian lord barrister sideburns and Keith's Australian bloke mullet are hilarious. Lucy with the GI Jane might want to grow some bangs, at least. Sid vicious with the spikey punk hair looks cool. And the others all look like permed scousers from the 80s. I've never seen such culturally diverse psck of lamas in my life. Brilliant.😂
Who gave this a thumbs down?? Karen??? 🥴🤣
Ya Like really!!!!
Of course!!
You already know Karen a hater smh
No wasn’t me. 😂
Karen also runs a reaction channel , trying to steal subscribers....
YOU ARE HILAAAARIOUS. So is Karen lollll- and you’re gorgeous!! ♥️♥️😂😁
I need to remember to not eat or drink while watching your videos. Choking with laughter! 😆😆😆
I love this priceless channel. You are the real deal Dr. Doolittle! 🤗💛
Oh, your scenery and nature looks so familiar and alike ours here in Finland! 😊😘🤗
Your animals are so beautiful and happy 😍💖💕
I keep re watching your videos. I love all your babies and your funny narration is addictive. You have a wonderful channel. Thank you
I just want to give a Doug a hug.
Great idea for a Useless Farm t-shirt: "Give Doug Hug"
I freakin love this woman!😂
I have come to the conclusion that llamas always have something hanging out of their mouth because they want to look cool, but can't afford to buy cigarettes.
I'm thinking that a gofundme for braces might be the way to go❤!!!
Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.
what a beautiful pond with trees' in the back 1:04! Just found this channel a couple days ago, and I already love it!!
Recently discovered your channel, must say it's one of my favorites! I love watching the animals be so cute. One day I want to do this
I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️
Thank you for sharing your journey and humor ‼️💜
I'm so glad you have so much land?! Happy animals!!💛😊💕
"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods
Michael's Mulllet is hilarious!
I'm sooo happy I found you!! Just seriously cracks me up watching your videos. Thank you 🥰😇🤣
What a Monday Morning Blessing🥰Thanks for sharing. 🤗
6:24 🤣🤣🤣 I’m cracking up tonight I just binged on almost all the shorts and then I came across this gem
Ahh I love this! Real life at its finest. The animals are fascinating, but definitely are humorous.
I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.
I would love to come visit your farm! The way you interact with the family is amazing. I'm from Ontario as well.
Sweetheart, your videos are so entertaining!! God bless you, THANKYOU, so very much for making my stressful days better!! 🤗😉
Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world
All of you melt my heart, including Amanda. Amanda, thank you for the care you give the critters, and the joy you give us. (I LOVE the names you have given the animals.)
I have 2 bunnies that wld fit perfectly at your farm 😂 never new bunnies could be the stinkers that they are 😂💙🐰🐰 I love you all thanks for the laughs💙😄🙏
Michael is my favorite. I love that you left his haircut as a mullet. So cute
I am envious of Michael's studly mullet!!
I love your little family. Your devotion to each individual personality of all your “ babies” is so sweet. The way you chat with everyone is the best. You’re a beautiful mama inside and out.
I just read the bio of the animals on your web - had me laughing my hurt off .. their personalities omg ! Love! I’d love to know more about the humans too 👏 👏 👒 🎩
Thanks! For me, the equivalent of being spit on by the alpacas is when I would get a cow up for milking that had its tail laying in the gutter, and as soon as it would stand up, it would smack me in the face with its tail, lol. Never failed, I was just the right height to get it, every time. I love your videos❣️😉😂🥰💕.
I love that Michael has a mullet. 😍