Well, while Karen is protecting Stanley from the 40-foot green snake that's trying to get into the pool with him and she's pecking at it constantly, she's leaving Amanda alone. Amanda, maybe that's the distraction you need? An old hose to drag along with you for Karen to attack while you're changing her water or whatever?
It might be criminal how much I want to see a line of 6-10 somewhat bigger kiddie pools (big enough for Michael to fold his legs under him and loaf up in) lined up in front of the barn, each with an alpaca, llama, donkey, or mini horse loafed up in it (with a few extras for the HR department and friends) enjoying the water. Edit to add: OMG, how did I forget Stanley and Karen? Yeah, you're gonna need at least 10 pools. I'd buy that postcard! (Calendar, fold-out super-long horizonal poster, t-shirt that wraps around the back, beach towel, etc...)
That was the most hilarious ending. Michael just standing there, pondering the mysteries of the universe.... Or trying to remember to breathe. Whichever. Lol!
I'm starting to think the most terrifying thing about Australia isn't the Box Jellyfish, or the wide variety of poisonous snakes, or Mel Gibson, it's that there are giant angry killer birds who just wander the countryside. No wonder the Australians lost the Emu War.
You think emus are scary, you should meet a cassowary - they make Karen look like a cute little puppy dog in comparison. Emus are the comedians of the Australian bush 😂 ❤ from Australia.
I was all relaxed and almost asleep from watching the beautiful animals doing their thing when Karen hissed and scared the crap out of me. Now I'm gonna have killer emu nightmares😲
When you were filling up the pool, I kept thinking "Maybe he'll realize he can't swim in two inches of water soon..." but then I remembered it's Michael 🥺
This was the most meditative video I watched today. Peaceful, even with the occasional frontal/side/back attack by Karen. You got to love a girl that keeps her focus no matter what is going on.
I'm so incredibly happy to have found your channel! The stories you tell about the HR meeting, and Stanley and Karen, and all their names! Oh my gosh just warms my heart and makes me laugh and smile!!!! Are Karen and Stanley a bonded pair or did they come separately and bond after they came to you? I love "visiting" your farm! Thank you for sharing it!
She raised Stanley from a little one I think I heard her say he stayed in their basement for a long time until he was big enough to be outside And I think Karen came to her full grown as a mate for Stanley. Don't quote me on that but I think that's how it went.
The sleeping carcass in the background 😂 happens at our farm too and I'm always thinking the worse 😅 not to mention the peacocks helping in the background "help help help!" 🤣
I had just moved into a beautiful house in a new neighborhood that had wild peacocks that roamed the hood. .I think it was the 2nd day, my husband was at work and my daughter at school, I started to vacuum the downstairs, All of a sudden I heard what it sounded to me like an old lady calling out for help. I turned off the vacuum to listen, nothing. I turned on the vacuum and her it again more loudly. I opened my front door to see if anyone else heard it and was looking to find the old lady. No one outside. I turned on the vacuum and I was almost done with the room. I heard it again. It sounded like it was coming from above head I walked upstairs and I could hear little click clicks on my roof. I went outside and had 5 huge peacocks on my roof. I laughed out loud. I told my family that night and we laughed. We all thought it was cool until they pooped in the lawn or our walkway. I was slimy and runny and smelled so bad. Super bad. Worse than dog or cat poop. Nasty poop.
As hard as it is every day it has to be so fulfilling at the end of each day to know what you’ve done for each one of these amazing souls. Even Karen if it wasn’t for you she’d have to let go of her bloodthirsty passion and assimilate, and that’s just not her style.
Its probably been said a billion times by now, but Karen and Stanley look like less corrupt Skeksis without the tattered robes😄🥰 I love that Michael has adopted the 'I fits, I sits' policy 😂 Thank you for loving these creatures and allowing them to feel comfortably being their adorably weird selves☺💝🌞🌈👍
This is the type of video I like. No annoying added background music, just the sounds of the animals, and the farm plus great camera angles of the action.
@@LindaC616 I've dealt with roosters like him as a kid. Generally Rhode Island Reds, though. And I have an elderly (b)rat terrier that hates Baptists. Just because she does. Loved the Baptist minister, though...
Michael is to cute. When do you cut there hair? Video I don't want to miss for sure. Thanks for all you do for the animals.i can hear the peacock I think I've never seen them.sorry I don't usually respond on here,I've watched you and enjoyed your videos for over a year.
I didn’t know Karen was into water aerobics! She was quite graceful in such a small pool..... the way she points her toe claws is beautiful and graceful! 👏🏾 ❤️
Robert fish just having a siesta.😊 and doug always in on the action❤ Michael what a darling..❤ I love your uploads its a real treat to have extended one's,thank you💕
Stanley is getting snappier. I am not sure what Karen is trying to do roll over or just on her side. I would think that water would be much 😅colder. Poor Robert Fish needs some caffeine. He keeps falling asleep.
x OK, I have just started, but did that sweet baby Michael just not only get in the pool, but reach a hoof out and paw at the hose 00:00:46 as if to ask that it be turned on? Could it be that he's...I dunno, aware of what's going on around him and attempting to communicate with Amanda in some way besides spitting or staring blankly at her with the cutest face in the world? I don't even know what to think
Wow! I've never seen emu roll onto their sides in water. They're so goofy and I love them. Yes even Karen! Watching your videos is a stress reliever. You're one tough gal! I wouldn't last a minute near Karen and its stupid to think I could outrun either of them!
Maybe get one of those newer Slip'n'Slides with the water arch's spraying over them, too, bet they'd like walking across one of those when it gets hot.
How about a one of those storage totes? They come in all sizes. I’m sure one would be suitable to accommodate him. You could probably even order from your favorite box store and not even have to go and get it! 🎉🎉
I am so glad I stumbled on this channel.. I really need to know who is hollering all the time that sounds like someone screaming help??? I swear if I heard that I would have thought I had a neighbor in distress 🤦♀️
It’s like swimming in a bowl 😂😂 I’m guessing there’s a reason for smaller pool. It’s not as if they swim. They’re just cooling off 😊 They have a pond if they really want to get wet. 😊 With ducks 😊
The sprinklers that move back and forth ( like metal D bar) get one of those and hang it upside down like a cloud would rain.. lmfao I bet he'd like that or better yet.. they had this stupid dog hoop dog bathing thingy, he'd mabe like that. Or lmfao try out different sprinklers with him and rate them.
Thank you for sharing this with us. And I'm no mind-reader but I am 2 minutes in and I hope you sprayed his butt. Only cuz that's what he wanted. Clearly. Maybe. I could be wrong lol
There needs to be a shirt with Michael in an entirely too small pool on it. 😂 What can one say about Stanley? 🤩 We certainly don't deserve you, but we are better off just for having seen you. 🤨 Karen, all other Karen's strive to be you. Your murderous rages are legendary. 😏
Michael your lucky Doug doesn't grab you by the head and shake you when you spit at him. 😉 Please tell Michael, "the fits it sits" is ment for Cats Only. 😹😹 Someone get that pony some coffee..... ☕☕ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Funny seeing an alpaca try an "If I fits, I sits" in a kiddie pool
You're funny for saying that, just spit out my horchata!
As someone who isn't Canadian, I may not be qualified to say that Stanley is a g-d d-mn national treasure, but I think he totally is.
Second. 🙋♀️
Yes 👍🏽 he definitely is 😎✨🙌🏽
Hear hear!!
He's definitely an absolute cutie!!!!!!❤❤❤
Michael looks so happy lol
Stanley: Ahh..this pool is so refreshing.
Karen: Must kill snek.
Well, while Karen is protecting Stanley from the 40-foot green snake that's trying to get into the pool with him and she's pecking at it constantly, she's leaving Amanda alone. Amanda, maybe that's the distraction you need? An old hose to drag along with you for Karen to attack while you're changing her water or whatever?
Awe Michael is too cute but needs a big pool. I love him 💞
It might be criminal how much I want to see a line of 6-10 somewhat bigger kiddie pools (big enough for Michael to fold his legs under him and loaf up in) lined up in front of the barn, each with an alpaca, llama, donkey, or mini horse loafed up in it (with a few extras for the HR department and friends) enjoying the water.
Edit to add: OMG, how did I forget Stanley and Karen? Yeah, you're gonna need at least 10 pools. I'd buy that postcard! (Calendar, fold-out super-long horizonal poster, t-shirt that wraps around the back, beach towel, etc...)
😂
Your Vision is a Glorious One. I would back it, if asked. Get a GoFundMe working!
As both emus soaked in the full ditch, they both were like “look at me ,I’m a Canadian goose! Ha Ha Ha “😊
Karen is two Canadian geese in an emu trench coat
Pools? Ha! We have MUD!
They're Canada geese, not Canadian!
I just love how Stanley is just excited about getting in the pool and Karen is wanting to "kill" the hose... screw that pool!
She probably sees it as a snake lol
That was the most hilarious ending. Michael just standing there, pondering the mysteries of the universe.... Or trying to remember to breathe. Whichever. Lol!
🎉😂❤
Michael only has one brain cell, so leave it to him to want to swim in a pool with no water……that’s why we love him!! ❤️❤️❤️
It's so cute how Michael enjoys the bidet action.
🎉😂❤😊
I had no idea that Karen and Stanley would go into the water like that! Awesome! ❤❤❤
I'm starting to think the most terrifying thing about Australia isn't the Box Jellyfish, or the wide variety of poisonous snakes, or Mel Gibson, it's that there are giant angry killer birds who just wander the countryside. No wonder the Australians lost the Emu War.
You think emus are scary, you should meet a cassowary - they make Karen look like a cute little puppy dog in comparison.
Emus are the comedians of the Australian bush 😂
❤ from Australia.
I was all relaxed and almost asleep from watching the beautiful animals doing their thing when Karen hissed and scared the crap out of me. Now I'm gonna have killer emu nightmares😲
When you were filling up the pool, I kept thinking "Maybe he'll realize he can't swim in two inches of water soon..." but then I remembered it's Michael 🥺
What a cute picture him lying in the baby pool!
This was the most meditative video I watched today. Peaceful, even with the occasional frontal/side/back attack by Karen. You got to love a girl that keeps her focus no matter what is going on.
I'm so incredibly happy to have found your channel! The stories you tell about the HR meeting, and Stanley and Karen, and all their names! Oh my gosh just warms my heart and makes me laugh and smile!!!! Are Karen and Stanley a bonded pair or did they come separately and bond after they came to you? I love "visiting" your farm! Thank you for sharing it!
She raised Stanley from a little one I think I heard her say he stayed in their basement for a long time until he was big enough to be outside
And I think Karen came to her full grown as a mate for Stanley. Don't quote me on that but I think that's how it went.
The sleeping carcass in the background 😂 happens at our farm too and I'm always thinking the worse 😅 not to mention the peacocks helping in the background "help help help!" 🤣
I had just moved into a beautiful house in a new neighborhood that had wild peacocks that roamed the hood. .I think it was the 2nd day, my husband was at work and my daughter at school, I started to vacuum the downstairs, All of a sudden I heard what it sounded to me like an old lady calling out for help. I turned off the vacuum to listen, nothing. I turned on the vacuum and her it again more loudly. I opened my front door to see if anyone else heard it and was looking to find the old lady. No one outside. I turned on the vacuum and I was almost done with the room. I heard it again. It sounded like it was coming from above head I walked upstairs and I could hear little click clicks on my roof. I went outside and had 5 huge peacocks on my roof. I laughed out loud. I told my family that night and we laughed. We all thought it was cool until they pooped in the lawn or our walkway. I was slimy and runny and smelled so bad. Super bad. Worse than dog or cat poop. Nasty poop.
@@amycunningham4801 their poop is the worse and them cries for help gets me every time lol they definitely sound like an old lady in distress 🤣🤣
Had no idea Emus loved water so much. Happy Stanley first swim of the year!
Michael definitely needs a bigger baby shower pool. 😂 I didn't realize how sharp their hooves are!
As hard as it is every day it has to be so fulfilling at the end of each day to know what you’ve done for each one of these amazing souls. Even Karen if it wasn’t for you she’d have to let go of her bloodthirsty passion and assimilate, and that’s just not her style.
If I fits, I sits--- just like a cat but with a strange elongated neck.
Those necks, right? You described them perfectly 😂
Is Robert Fish sleeping in a pile of hay sort of like a human being sleeping in a pile of Hot Cheetos?
Its probably been said a billion times by now, but Karen and Stanley look like less corrupt Skeksis without the tattered robes😄🥰 I love that Michael has adopted the 'I fits, I sits' policy 😂 Thank you for loving these creatures and allowing them to feel comfortably being their adorably weird selves☺💝🌞🌈👍
I definitely think the kidz need a bigger pool. But I love watching them try and lie down in it. 💜
This is the type of video I like. No annoying added background music, just the sounds of the animals, and the farm plus great camera angles of the action.
Give Brad his own pool...make it 6 ft deep
With weighted floaties. 😂
@paulherman5822 yes! 😂
@@LindaC616 I've dealt with roosters like him as a kid. Generally Rhode Island Reds, though. And I have an elderly (b)rat terrier that hates Baptists. Just because she does. Loved the Baptist minister, though...
@@paulherman5822 That’s an understandable hatred if you ask me.
@@ivyrose779 The dog and Baptists? Yep. 😁
Michael is the cutest doofus on the planet
Michael is to cute. When do you cut there hair? Video I don't want to miss for sure. Thanks for all you do for the animals.i can hear the peacock I think I've never seen them.sorry I don't usually respond on here,I've watched you and enjoyed your videos for over a year.
You've missed the videos with the peacocks somehow then. She HAS showed them before. You'll have to go back further I guess. It's worth it.
I can hear your helpers. My grandma had peacocks and she called them the helpers cause it sounds like they’re always saying “help” “help” “help” lol
I didn’t know Karen was into water aerobics! She was quite graceful in such a small pool..... the way she points her toe claws is beautiful and graceful! 👏🏾 ❤️
I think Michael is trying to tell you it's Pond season!
😂 my thoughts exactly 💯 😊
Robert fish just having a siesta.😊 and doug always in on the action❤ Michael what a darling..❤ I love your uploads its a real treat to have extended one's,thank you💕
Stanley needs a neck floatie and goggles for water safety 😂😂
That pool will certainly NOT do for now. Poor Michael. Dude just wants to soak. 😂
Thank you for the extended baby shower ❤
Absolutely made my day !!
Love all of these gorgeous angels ❤
I swear Michael and my dog are soul siblings now… I’ve questioned it in other videos but this one… it really seals the deal 😂
aww please get Michael a bigger pool. He really needs one!
Omg just so sweet to watch all the animals just have fun in the water. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Karen is relentless..over there f#cking with the hose, looks up, sees you and is like “ Oh shit, I haven’t tried to kill Amanda for ten minutes”
Love watching Karen and Stanley out and about.
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You should have a make over day for your fur babies. I bet Robert Fish, Doug and the alpaca gang would look beautiful with pony tails lol😅
Braids
Up dos! It’s almost prom season.
The sight of Karen and Stanley in the water side by side brought tears to my eyes.
I think Michael would enjoy a pool large enough to sit in.
Michael standing in the pool is just the cutest, the he sat down and even better!!!
If Michael almost fits he sits, stands up, sits, stands up... I love the way Stanley flops down in any body of water.
love watching all the animals Michele was like where's the water ma I just need to swim... oh there it is thx..... 👀 I don't need a bigger pool 😂
Love all the sounds on your farm... it's such a peaceful place.
You gotta keep your eye on Michael at all times. He will find a way to half drown in a 3 inch deep kiddy pool.
Michael plays dumb but he's a diva. Robert's just watching like wtf dude
Stanley is getting snappier. I am not sure what Karen is trying to do roll over or just on her side. I would think that water would be much 😅colder. Poor Robert Fish needs some caffeine. He keeps falling asleep.
Thanks for the invite! I thoroughly enjoyed the virtual experience. Michael was the star of the moment 🥰
Stanley's like don't ruin this for me.... We will be having a discussion at the nest.
Michael's little pool looks like it's the size of a dixie cup 😂
x OK, I have just started, but did that sweet baby Michael just not only get in the pool, but reach a hoof out and paw at the hose 00:00:46 as if to ask that it be turned on? Could it be that he's...I dunno, aware of what's going on around him and attempting to communicate with Amanda in some way besides spitting or staring blankly at her with the cutest face in the world?
I don't even know what to think
Wow! I've never seen emu roll onto their sides in water. They're so goofy and I love them. Yes even Karen!
Watching your videos is a stress reliever. You're one tough gal! I wouldn't last a minute near Karen and its stupid to think I could outrun either of them!
Maybe get one of those newer Slip'n'Slides with the water arch's spraying over them, too, bet they'd like walking across one of those when it gets hot.
Omg the Michael muffin 3:17 🥰 the Stanly pool loaf is cute too!
He just cant get enough, so cute
The extended version is even better 🙂
Awww! So cute! I bet they feel good...getting the last bit of winter off of their bodies!😊
I don't think Michael is the only one with one brain cell. Karen isn't too bright, either. "It's a hose, Karen, it's a hose!!!
I enjoyed this so much!
I just love them all so much!❤🎉
Michael needs an upgrade in his spa venue. Perhaps one of those sweet little AFFORDABLE walk- in tubs.
I love Michael even if he isn't the sharpest tack in the box. I think Karen is jealous of your relationship with Stanley. LOL
That black and white donkey always comes to you for affection ❤️
Omigosh… pools for EVERYONE!!! Big ones!!!
I could spend the day walking around with you and your farm😊😊😊😊.. great video!!
Every once in a while you got to water your alpacas, makes them big and strong
This is the highlight of my day...@uselessfarm vids. Between Michael's baby showers and Stanley's dance....heaven
Oh, to be surrounded by such cuteness ❤❤❤
I love your Ani also. You are so good with the . You make my day watching you and thank you for sharing.❤❤❤😊
I love how he loves his pool ❤
How about a one of those storage totes? They come in all sizes. I’m sure one would be suitable to accommodate him. You could probably even order from your favorite box store and not even have to go and get it! 🎉🎉
I love the term aquadump! Never heard it put that way!😂
I think you need a slightly bigger pool... just slightly bigger, lol! 😂
I am so glad I stumbled on this channel.. I really need to know who is hollering all the time that sounds like someone screaming help??? I swear if I heard that I would have thought I had a neighbor in distress 🤦♀️
Peacocks
Spring zoomies!! Love it!
It’s like swimming in a bowl 😂😂 I’m guessing there’s a reason for smaller pool. It’s not as if they swim. They’re just cooling off 😊
They have a pond if they really want to get wet. 😊 With ducks 😊
Awww. Sweet boy laying down.
Your neighbors think they hear cryptic’s yelling HELP! HELP! 😂😂😂
Karen is sure your trying to steal her man.😂
The sprinklers that move back and forth ( like metal D bar) get one of those and hang it upside down like a cloud would rain.. lmfao I bet he'd like that or better yet.. they had this stupid dog hoop dog bathing thingy, he'd mabe like that. Or lmfao try out different sprinklers with him and rate them.
Omg... Somebody get him a bigger pool... 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like you have to move the pond closer … I’m just waiting till they try to fit in the tiny baby pool!
Love you so much! From SF , Cali USA❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
You are such a wonderful mother!❤
The peacocks sound like cats in heat!🤣
Wondering if Michael's family jewels got sunburnt and he just needs some cool relief. He turned his butt to you.
Brad needs a pool too. 5 or 6 quart at 210degrees should do it lol
NEW POOL ! Thank you. Gary can have the old one
Doug “there’s a gage order, I’ve been silenced!” All I can say is it’s about the kiddy pool
Omg you should set up one of those sprinklers like the ones we used to run through as kids!!
Thank you for sharing this with us. And I'm no mind-reader but I am 2 minutes in and I hope you sprayed his butt. Only cuz that's what he wanted. Clearly. Maybe. I could be wrong lol
Bless Michael's ❤️and pray for his 3 brain cells 🤣🤣🤣
There needs to be a shirt with Michael in an entirely too small pool on it. 😂 What can one say about Stanley? 🤩 We certainly don't deserve you, but we are better off just for having seen you. 🤨 Karen, all other Karen's strive to be you. Your murderous rages are legendary. 😏
Michael your lucky Doug doesn't grab you by the head and shake you when you spit at him. 😉
Please tell Michael, "the fits it sits" is ment for Cats Only. 😹😹
Someone get that pony some coffee..... ☕☕
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Thank You All...I genuinely smiled during this whole baby shower party!